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Sunday, March 01, 2020

Fake news about the fake pope

This would be almost Biblical if it were true:
The Vatican has confirmed in a statement that Pope Francis and two of his aides have tested positive for the novel Coronavirus. The three new cases add up to the over 400 cases confirmed in Italy under a week. Pope Francis missed a planned Mass with clergy in Rome yesterday after showing Coronavirus-like symptoms.
However, I haven't seen any mention of this in the Italian media or from the Vatican press office site, so I'm highly dubious.

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32 Comments:

Blogger Stephen Davenport March 01, 2020 6:01 AM  

Yeah, he probably has the flu, and trying to milk it with the media.

Blogger Zander Stander March 01, 2020 6:11 AM  

If this makes the MSM it is confirmation that he is also a card-carrying Promethean. What better way to pass off a hoax as true when it is confirmed by the Infallible? Which celeb is next? Clooney has been quiet of late.

Blogger Dan in Georgia March 01, 2020 6:24 AM  

Time to bring back Benedict XVI?

Blogger Lazarus March 01, 2020 6:33 AM  

His immune system heard about his belief in open borders and adjusted accordingly.

Blogger Silent Draco March 01, 2020 6:47 AM  

The Lord has a history of using illness and afflictions to change the heart, back to Naaman and before. May this be His work.

Blogger Anglegrindermonkey March 01, 2020 7:07 AM  

Is he about to take a secret trip to NZ?

Blogger Cappuccinobear March 01, 2020 7:25 AM  

Maybe this is his way out of the crimes hes committed?

Blogger Stilicho March 01, 2020 7:30 AM  

zander, what part of anti-Christian, pro-sodomite, pro-muslim, anti-scriptural, luciferian have you missed so far? Elijah and Moses could tell you these things and you still would not believe...

Blogger bodenlose Schweinerei March 01, 2020 7:40 AM  

Which celeb is next?

How about Bernie Sanders, a bloodless sort of bloody shirt to wave as a rallying call?

Blogger D E K March 01, 2020 8:41 AM  

I've quit the Catholic Church mostly for his actions on Friday (possible in Germany) and now this.

Blogger Azure Amaranthine March 01, 2020 8:57 AM  

Officially he has at least a cold as of the 27th of last month.

Blogger Damelon Brinn March 01, 2020 8:58 AM  

I doubt it too. If he dies and they blame Corona-chan, I'm gonna figure it was really something AIDS-related, or they took him out before he could do any more to discredit the Modernist sect running things.

Blogger Pathfinderlight March 01, 2020 9:13 AM  

It's part for the course for media companies to lie about the Catholic Church. That's one of the reasons it's so hard for ordinary Catholics to see and root out its corruption. Media companies do this by knowingly hiring people without even a basic understanding of Christianity to cover religion.

Blogger Skylark Thibedeau March 01, 2020 9:14 AM  

Some Leftist was complaining saying "Christianity = Helping & accepting others, no matter their skin color, religion, gender, culture, wealth, country of origin, etc."


Can anyone recall Jesus helping anyone who wasn't an Israelite or a convert to Judaism(believer in his Father not a Pharisee)? He helped the Centurion and the Syrophoencian woman but you could say they were converts.

Blogger thechortling March 01, 2020 9:16 AM  

Pretty decent chance he's got it... take a look at the first few minutes of a typical "day in the life of a Pontificating Max" ... 100s of handshakes from this Jan 29th Vatican video... Wouldn't be hard for a herd of carrier patients to be in the crowds...

One still has to wonder if the Chinese architects aren't sitting back in awestruck wonder at their creation. The lab in Wuhan was specifically studying deferred symptoms of SARS/MERS. If they can dial up the incubation period and the mortality rate... they can rule an empty world.

Blogger Ska_Boss March 01, 2020 9:17 AM  

You'd think his immune system would be in tip top shape after kissing the feet of that Sudanese bike thief.

Blogger justaguy March 01, 2020 9:40 AM  

#6: I was thinking that maybe VD left for NZ too-- been awhile since last Darkstream...

Blogger furor kek tonicus ( The Surprised Pig hadn't had any idea he tasted this good ) March 01, 2020 9:56 AM  

remember that Asian woman Francis was slapping in December?

yeah.

https://www.barnhardt.biz/2020/01/09/finally-a-credible-translation-of-little-chinese-ladys-plea-in-chinglish-to-antipope-bergoglio/

Blogger Doktor Jeep March 01, 2020 10:34 AM  

If the Pope has anything beyond a flu it's probably an STD.

Blogger Gregory the Tall March 01, 2020 11:04 AM  

@17 Unknown
There is no way out unless he repents.

Blogger Akulkis March 01, 2020 11:46 AM  

Corona-STD

Blogger Up from the pond March 01, 2020 12:00 PM  

Ladies and gentlemen, she got him.

Blogger Arthur Isaac March 01, 2020 12:04 PM  

Papa One Lung is a goner if he's got this. We should know for sure in about 2 weeks. Maybe less.

Blogger Angantyr March 01, 2020 12:18 PM  

bodenlose Schweinerei wrote:Which celeb is next?

How about Bernie Sanders, a bloodless sort of bloody shirt to wave as a rallying call?


I'd vote for mini-Mike myself, just to end those relentless and obnoxious TV and internet ads...

Blogger Crew March 01, 2020 12:57 PM  

Italy seems to be following the script now. Cases are surging now:

Italian Death Toll Surges To 34 As Confirmed Cases Jump 42% Overnight; Six Suspected Cases Isolated In NYC: Virus Updates

Blogger Crew March 01, 2020 12:58 PM  

@20: Yes, if he renounces the Devil and finally accepts Jesus he might just survive.

Any possibility he will do it on TV?

Blogger Akulkis March 01, 2020 1:03 PM  

Stop watching TV.

Seriously. You'll start thinking more clearly, AND you'll stop spending money on random craptastic products, any of which you don't need, never have needed, and never will need in the future.

The less time you're watching TV, the more time your brain is engaged doing something, even if that something is trying to figure out how to win a game.

Blogger R Webfoot March 01, 2020 4:28 PM  

This really would be Biblical. Remember when he slapped away a Chinese woman's plea for the persecuted church in China? What if...

Blogger Iron Spartan March 02, 2020 9:19 AM  

If it is true, and it does take down the current anti-pope, then I will officially take the stance that Corona-Chan is of divine origins.

Blogger SacTownJJ March 02, 2020 1:16 PM  

I will pray for you D E K and hope you return to the One True Faith. I will Pray that you will not let a man turn you away from Our Lord and Savior. If you once believed that Our Lord comes down to the alter for your soul's nourishment, then how can you let a man of his low calibre as jorge bergolio turn you away from Our Lord? Jesus would never turn his back on you. Please don't do the same.

Blessed Mary, Undoer of Knots, Pray for D E K
Lord Jesus have mercy on D E K

Blogger BrotherBeowulf March 02, 2020 10:27 PM  

How could anything be more dubious than something out of the Vatican press office.

On the other hand, believe nothing in the Vatican until it's been officially denied.

You sure got the fake pope part right. Overton expansion. Thanks.

Blogger Ominous Cowherd March 03, 2020 8:54 AM  

D E K wrote:I've quit the Catholic Church mostly for his actions on Friday (possible in Germany) and now this.
Turning away from the pope and his hierarchy is a necessary step to turning back to Jesus. Jesus saves, men don't.

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