Thursday, March 19, 2020

One royal down

Another interesting diagnosis:
Prince Albert of Monaco, 62, tests positive for coronavirus - the first head of state to be infected - nine days after he met Prince Charles in London.
Hey, he travels a lot, you know....

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Blogger Balkan Yankee March 19, 2020 2:26 PM  

Which raises the preeminent question of the day: What would Jeeves do?

Blogger Silly but True March 19, 2020 2:29 PM  

To his credit separate from most royals, Albert at least appears to just be a slut not a pedo, pretty much banging everything that moves, and apparently at least all older than 18.

Blogger FallenImmortal March 19, 2020 2:31 PM  

So they finally have Prince Albert in a can.

Blogger Ingot9455 March 19, 2020 2:41 PM  

Unavailable for questioning. Quarantine you know.

Blogger Gregory the Tall March 19, 2020 2:49 PM  

Before you jump to conclusions: This is no proof for anal transmission.

Blogger Hoyabembe March 19, 2020 3:07 PM  

I wouldn't be surprised if this was a PR stunt to make him more relatable to the peasants.

Blogger Crew March 19, 2020 3:07 PM  

And the Chosen People in Brooklyn have caught it bad as well. Perhaps they should go back to Israel!

Blogger KPP March 19, 2020 3:15 PM  

Do you have Prince Albert in a can?

No, but we have him in a coffin.

Blogger Rick March 19, 2020 3:18 PM  

Future proves past template reading: good match

Blogger Mr. Naron March 19, 2020 3:19 PM  

And anti-Gamergater Peter "File" Bright just tested positive for pedophilia.

Blogger Ariadne Umbrella March 19, 2020 4:03 PM  

So, is he the guy that gets Prince Phillip's wish? He gets to be a virus carrier that will wipe out most of humanity?

Blogger Jeff aka Orville March 19, 2020 4:11 PM  

So at their advanced age, the Queen and her husband are gone. Who ascends the throne? Chuckie, Willie or Bertie Wooster?

I'm pulling for Bertie.

Blogger Paulito March 19, 2020 4:21 PM  

Kuru-na virus?

Blogger Doktor Jeep March 19, 2020 4:23 PM  

So I take it that corona symptoms look like adrenochrome withdrawal.

Blogger Halvar Andersen March 19, 2020 4:38 PM  

Military convoys Italy shipping all the dead to be cremated? Really?

Blogger Akulkis March 19, 2020 4:39 PM  

Peasants in Monaco?

Blogger Akulkis March 19, 2020 4:46 PM  


And Q told the Mossad they would be the last ones to be dealt with.

Ah well, Q *TOLD* them that some of what's put out is disinformation.

Blogger Nihil Dicit March 19, 2020 4:48 PM  

Those inbred freaks are all already immunocompromised.

Blogger Geir Balderson March 19, 2020 4:56 PM  

If i were the 'Royals', I would say to heck with all of this silly 'Royal Work'. It is not work, it is similar to celebrity personal appearances. Wearing fine clothes, eating great meals and visiting exotic locales is not my idea of work. Work is getting dirty and sweating. Have the Royals ever really sweated?

Blogger Haus frau March 19, 2020 6:00 PM  

"Have the Royals ever really sweated?"

Definitely not Andrew. Its a disorder ya know

Blogger Karen took the Kids March 19, 2020 6:21 PM  

Spare a thought for 'The Artist formerly known as Prince Harry'. He's been sweating since he married his blushing bride but I imagine those diseases are a result of her past, not his.

Blogger borsabil March 19, 2020 6:44 PM  

This is going to suck for a while but there's definitely upsides. As well as the hilarity that comes from watching rich lizard people getting the Wu-Flu other second order effects include debt jubilee, the end of the University system and the collapse of the EU.

Blogger Jay Will March 19, 2020 7:04 PM  

A lot of these famous people sure seem comfortable with this killer virus.

Blogger John March 19, 2020 7:06 PM  

Hey, first new DNA in the Royal genepool in four hundred years!

Blogger daedal March 19, 2020 7:15 PM  

Apologies in posting something so off-topic, but I don't know where else to get a response. Does anyone know the status of the Indiegogo Junior Classics campaign?

Blogger Snidely Whiplash March 19, 2020 7:34 PM  

John wrote:Hey, first new DNA in the Royal genepool in four hundred years!

What do you call the Prince's mother, Grace Kelly?
You realize this has literally nothing to do with the house of Saxe-Coburg, I mean Windsor, right?

Blogger Iamblichus March 19, 2020 7:41 PM  

But I mean coronu

Blogger Karen took the Kids March 19, 2020 7:43 PM  

They'll be ready when they're ready. Vox addressed this a few times on the stream. Sit tight. Bigger fish to fry.

Blogger weka March 19, 2020 7:58 PM  

Feed Bertie is very alcoholic hangover cure so he doth not see Eurotrash.

Blogger VFM #7634 March 19, 2020 8:02 PM  

You realize this has literally nothing to do with the house of Saxe-Coburg, I mean Windsor, right?

I guess Prince Albert and Prince Andrew get confused with each other.

Blogger Mast Abeam March 19, 2020 8:20 PM  

@ 13 @14
hashtag it. meme it. copyright it.

Blogger Dyspeptic March 19, 2020 8:22 PM  

Prince who of where?

Blogger mjusiq March 19, 2020 8:22 PM  

And probably a lot of swedes down soon. Skiing with full afterparty at Saelen a well known Winther destination with many hotels etc -

the swedes have always felt like they are the Royal among the Scandinavian countries - with a higher moral ground due to Volvo, Abba, hugest immigration and more.

Blogger John Rockwell March 19, 2020 9:00 PM  

@Geir Balderson

Only when royals actually ruled and rode out in command of their armies.

And fighting hand to hand combat. Going on great hunts to train military maneuvers and skills like the mongol great hunts back in their day

If they were male of course.

Blogger James Dixon March 19, 2020 9:11 PM  

Infowars is saying Sean Peyton has it. Given the source, liberal amounts of salt are recommended, but given our host's interest in the game...

Blogger Zeroh Tollrants March 19, 2020 9:24 PM  

Really? Lol. I hadn't heard that.

Blogger furor kek tonicus ( The Surprised Pig hadn't had any idea he tasted this good ) March 19, 2020 11:57 PM  

National Guard is mobilizing in Michigan.

full lock down quarantine may begin as early as Friday, 3/20/20.

Blogger Cappuccinobear March 20, 2020 1:08 AM  

And now NASA is saying 2 asteroids are scheduled to crash into each other... uh yeah... maybe the truth is that were blowing up chinese low earth orbiting satellites?

Blogger The World War II Fanatic March 20, 2020 3:16 AM

Blogger Scuzzaman March 20, 2020 4:13 AM  

Bill Burr has a variation on Always sink the ships!:

Blogger SciVo March 20, 2020 5:02 AM  

Mr. Naron wrote:And anti-Gamergater Peter "File" Bright just tested positive for pedophilia.

I remember when @DrPizza was arrested, and the only surprising thing is that it took this long to get a guilty verdict.

I mean, seriously. All you had to do was look at him.

Blogger Scuzzaman March 23, 2020 1:35 AM  

Weinstein just tested positive for WuFlu.

Guess he won’t be telling any tales.

One hopes he infected his lawyer. Or, you know, vice versa.

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