Wednesday, June 03, 2020

Grand Boogaloo busted

I received word from sources in law enforcement today that the FBI has identified the leader of the Boogaloo Movement, known as the Grand Boogaloo, as one Samuel L. Hyde of Minnetonka, Minnesota.



Blogger Mike Lasater June 03, 2020 9:06 PM  

Finally some justice. He can’t keep getting away with this.

Blogger Daniel June 03, 2020 9:09 PM  

I KNEW it wasn't St. Louis Park!

Blogger Shield up sword swinging pipes blasting June 03, 2020 9:19 PM  

Joggers better start sprinting!!

Blogger wreckage June 03, 2020 9:19 PM  

Oh no. Without leadership, the movement is ruined.

Blogger Ransom Smith June 03, 2020 9:22 PM  

He can't keep getting away with it.

Blogger VD Bear June 03, 2020 9:23 PM  

Man, I thought we were finally Boogin

Blogger Daniel June 03, 2020 9:24 PM  

I think he ate all the airsoft.

Blogger American Nationalist June 03, 2020 9:42 PM  

Curses! Foiled again!

Blogger Wayne June 03, 2020 9:42 PM  

I think the Grand Boogaloo has declared McDonalds off limits as a target.

Blogger Jack Amok June 03, 2020 9:46 PM  

He tried to claim he was just jogging, but somehow no one believed him.

Blogger McJibblits June 03, 2020 9:55 PM  

That is Samal Al Hayeed, feared warrior poet of the East. Common mistake.

Blogger Snidely Whiplash June 03, 2020 10:02 PM  

American Nationalist wrote:Curses! Foiled again!
That's my line.

Blogger Doktor Jeep June 03, 2020 10:05 PM  

The boogaloo will rise again

Blogger Zorlig June 03, 2020 10:17 PM  

I saw it in a news article, so I went to look for the wiki, and checked the history to see what it says before any of this happened. It was two days old.

Blogger buzzardist June 03, 2020 10:22 PM  

Utility belt contents:

* donut crumbs
* Airsoft pellets
* Magic: The Gathering cards
* dice
* insulin shots
* The Boogaloo Guide, 4th edition, revised, plus the Boogaloo race addendum and insurrection addendum
* key to (parents’) home

Blogger D. June 03, 2020 10:38 PM  

Can current events be liken to a country under going an exorcism?

Blogger MATT June 03, 2020 10:38 PM  

Ignacius J Hyde

Blogger Justin Bailey June 03, 2020 10:39 PM  

Gonna have to deploy Operation Tendie Drop to bring him in.

Blogger Student in Blue June 03, 2020 10:46 PM  

He already has gotten away with it. The FBI only identified him. Sam "No Life Matters" Hyde is still on the loose and is striking fear in the heart of every good boy who was gon go to college.

Blogger Ceasar June 03, 2020 10:48 PM  


Blogger Reprehensible Adam June 03, 2020 10:51 PM  

Dear Lord I hope that is Sam Hyde.

Blogger thalios June 03, 2020 10:51 PM  

Thank goodness!

Blogger SciVo June 03, 2020 10:54 PM  

Boogaloo trivia: the GB is a total cheater at MtG. He'll suck for a couple games, then propose playing for stakes, and start untapping his cards whenever you turn your head.

Blogger Ominous Cowherd June 03, 2020 11:06 PM  

Snidely Whiplash wrote:American Nationalist wrote:Curses! Foiled again!

That's my line.

That's what the Sunday meatloaf said after dinner Monday night.

Blogger tublecane June 03, 2020 11:07 PM  

If I was a member of the FBI or MSM and confronted with the word "boogaloo," I'd immediately assume it was a trap intended to make me appear foolish. Then again, I suppose the slang of "kids these days" always sounds silly.

What is the etymology of boogaloo? I assume it comes from "boogie" or some related dance/party term. Ballyhoo, hullabaloo, and Helter Skelter were already taken.

By the way, if boogaloo-ists can be arrested for inciting violence, why not major news outlets?

Blogger Ominous Cowherd June 03, 2020 11:08 PM  

buzzardist wrote:Utility belt contents:
That's not just any utility belt, that's a belt for Garand clips. That's how we know he's the coolest of the cool!

Blogger DJ | AMDG June 03, 2020 11:17 PM  

Blonde haired and packing heat Sam Hyde of Facebook fame looks strangely familiar.

Blogger Eric C June 03, 2020 11:22 PM  

Captain Chaos!

Blogger jkmack June 03, 2020 11:38 PM  

dangit Vox, you nearly gave me a hernia from abrupt laughing!

Blogger maniacprovost June 03, 2020 11:42 PM  

Who would win? The police state, or a few bricky Bois?

Blogger Joel Raúl Villegas June 03, 2020 11:46 PM  

Him? Again? Outrageous!

Blogger Kordl June 04, 2020 12:28 AM  

He has to be stoppef at all costs

Blogger rumpole5 June 04, 2020 12:29 AM  

1967. There must be a Boomer tie in somewhere!

Blogger nightskyradio June 04, 2020 12:36 AM  

Not as electric as I expected. But his groove is krush

Blogger #7139 June 04, 2020 12:36 AM  

The Grand Boogaloo was our secret weapon. Now what will we do?

Blogger furor kek tonicus ( the worst problem with being an inveterate smartass; no one knows when to take you seriously ) June 04, 2020 12:49 AM  

with a first name like ((( Samuel ))), i thought for sure his middle name would be 'Hebe'.

Blogger map June 04, 2020 12:56 AM  

Have the rioters and protesters hit any universities? Have any universities been vandalized?

There is your source of Antifa funding.

Blogger Tanjil Bren June 04, 2020 1:24 AM  

Damn! Busted!

Blogger ADS June 04, 2020 2:29 AM  

0/10 no Hawaiian shirt would not boog with

Blogger Karen took the Kids June 04, 2020 4:00 AM  

Vox, the first rule of the Boogaloos is you do not talk about the Boogaloos.

The second rule is have to fun at rioting excursions.

Blogger DangerSemiconductor June 04, 2020 4:53 AM  

buzzardist wrote:Utility belt contents:

* inhaler

Blogger Gregory the Tall June 04, 2020 4:59 AM  

From this I deduct he also was behind the virus after all. The fact checkers are being proven wrong again.

Blogger damaris.tighe June 04, 2020 5:45 AM  

Is this the leader we have all been waiting for ?

Blogger Dan in Georgia June 04, 2020 6:11 AM  

Now Floyd has #CoronaChan too. Good thing no one gave him HCQ.

Blogger Balkan Yankee June 04, 2020 7:43 AM  

Vox Pop. Your One Stop Counter Culture Shop.

Dig it.

Blogger John Rockwell June 04, 2020 8:09 AM  

Rioters are now getting infected with Coronachan on a mass scale:

Blogger Akulkis June 04, 2020 8:25 AM  

>> What is the etymology of boogaloo? I assume it comes from "boogie" or some related dance/party term. Ballyhoo, hullabaloo, and Helter Skelter were already taken.

In the 80's, there was a retarded movie called "Breakin'" about "Break-dancers" (using the term "dance" in the losest of all manners) in New York City. Before Breakin' was even released, the studio had already filmed a sequel "Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo" which, for reasons unknown, was actually released to theaters, and ran for oh, maybe a week ?

A few years ago, the memory of these two god-awful atrocities and wastes of photographic materials was revived by way of insult ... anything stupid that had already been tried and failed before was being described on the chans as [X] 2: Electric Boogaloo.

Now the NYT/WaPo level of journalists got wind of "Boogaloo" and somehow misconstrued that (just like they do everything else) as being a reference exclusively to a 2nd civil war.

It's just like how in the 80's they totally twisted the slang term for very talented and clever programmer who writes incredibly good code ("hacker") into "criminal whose felonies involve breaking into other people's computers."

Blogger Section 8A June 04, 2020 9:25 AM  

Ultimate Victory.

Blogger flyingtiger June 04, 2020 10:17 AM  

#37 That is awfully suspicious that the universities have not been attacked. When someone uses the term "Institutional Racism" I automatically think of the educational system. I believe these protesters are phonies and probaly paid off by some foreign power.

Blogger Matthew June 04, 2020 10:53 AM  

'Grand Boogaloo'would be a great album name.

Blogger Shimshon June 04, 2020 10:56 AM  

Boogaloo Man, aka Boogie Man; the superhero everyone hates. SSH Rank: If he has friends, gamma, else omega.

Blogger Skyler the Weird June 04, 2020 11:27 AM  

Is this guy the model for the Gamma Mouse in Hypergamous comics?

Blogger Logos Bear aka vessel June 04, 2020 1:26 PM  

hahaha this had me watching Sam Hyde's "2070 Paradigm Shift" TEDx talk again. Hilarious gent.

Blogger Nostromo June 04, 2020 1:39 PM  

When the Comedian drops down out of Nightowls ahip, and starts gunning down protesting hippies to the tune of "I'm Your Boogie-man!" I was like... "Allll- right."

Blogger DeeJay June 04, 2020 2:10 PM  

Hadn't looked it up, but your Boogaloo explanation is precisely what the absurdist, Douglas Adams part of my brain would dream up as the origin of the term. So naturally, during these Crazy Years, it winds up being the truth.

And in all fairness, there WAS one good thing that the Breakin' franchise spawned: the excellent tune "There's No Stopping Us". But I've little doubt it's now being purged by the current cultural commissars as some kind of dogwhistling supremacist anthem.

Blogger James Jameson June 04, 2020 9:00 PM  

They made a Wikipedia page 5 days ago so you know it's real and totally not a media invention:

Here's the userpage of the queerkin who wrote it:

Blogger James Jameson June 04, 2020 9:13 PM  

Every election year the multiracial boogaloo squads frame BLM to ensure Trump wins:

Blogger xevious2030 June 05, 2020 8:05 AM  

“Yall not tired yet” on DC monument, and talk of boogaloo. Looks and sounds like someone is working Vox and Kurgan (visual of white shaved head(s)) variety into the message. Kurgan being one of the probable handful of people on the entire planet using the term. Guessing Owen already got his shoutout about biscuits and gravy, which he pondered a reference to recently. The answer, of course, is no, we’re not tired of winning yet.

Blogger Avalanche June 05, 2020 10:49 AM  

Following an Anonymous Conservative link ran into this: idiots on patrol.
NoraC #SaveOurPostOffice
Bingo. The #FBI has already caught several right wing boogaloo bois that have been planning on infiltrating & stirring up more trouble or even attacking the protesters.

Man, I want to see some boogaloo bois! Bet they've got cool gear 'n stuff!

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