Wednesday, June 24, 2020

The FBI is on it

It's good to know that the Federal Bureau of Investigations has its priorities straight.
The FBI says the noose found in Bubba Wallace's garage stall at Talladega Superspeedway in Alabama had been there since 2019 -- and they've determined "no crime was committed."

In fact, NASCAR says the item in question is a "garage door pull rope fashioned like a noose" that had been positioned in the garage since last Fall.

NASCAR adds, "Bubba Wallace was not the target of a hate crime."

The FBI -- along with U.S. Attorney Jay E. Town -- just explained the situation.

"On Monday, fifteen FBI special agents conducted numerous interviews regarding the situation at Talladega Superspeedway. After a thorough review of the facts and evidence surrounding this event, we have concluded that no federal crime was committed."

According to the FBI, Garage #4 -- where the noose was found -- was assigned to Bubba Wallace last week.
I don't trust the racist FB. I still think the white MAGA guys who attacked Jussie Smollett with bleach while chanting "acid is groovy, kill the pigs" did it.

Seriously, though, I'm just surprised they didn't conclude it was Russia, Russia, Russia responsible.



Blogger JamesB.BKK June 24, 2020 5:34 AM  

Is fifteen agents more or less than the crack team that rousted Roger Stone and his missus in their jammies on account of he's a loudmouth? That's probably my litmus test for badassery in service of the wasting of resources, talent, and time.

Blogger Lazarus June 24, 2020 5:35 AM  

Not so fast, Vox. Consider the evidence. I searched "Russia responsible for noose in garage" and nothing relevant came up, but if you click on Images there are hundreds. Granted, none had a noose in it (lotsa cars and stuff) but then I spotted a picture of Putin and this was with it:

Russia wants to watch Americans ‘tear ourselves apart’ as US heads toward elections, FBI official warns

It's right there in plain sight.

And no, I am not paranoid. Why does everyone keep saying that?

Blogger JamesB.BKK June 24, 2020 5:38 AM  

Jussie Smollet's early morning accoster guys could have picked up some highly engineered whitener at any Boots or Watson's in Asia if they wanted to help him to fit in better. Bleach leaves an uneven finish.

Blogger Nihil Dicit June 24, 2020 5:40 AM  

So do all those marching drivers and crew members recognized they got used like toilets or do they still believe they're on the right side of history? I don't publicly, we all know they're still proud of what they done, but alone at night, when the lights are off?

Blogger Rocklea Marina June 24, 2020 5:53 AM  

It's worse, much, much worse than you think. There is photographic evidence that proves more than one of these so called "garage doors" has the miniature noose device installed in what can only be described as a Lynching factory of bigotry, of, of not just black people, but little black people. I have it on good authority that as the "garage doors" close, lifting the poor helpless little black people off their feet, a Confederate flag is revealed, painted in hateful red white and blue colors of hate.

NASCAR and FBI are covering this up. This is only the beginning. BUBBAGATE will not be silenced.

Blogger Brett baker June 24, 2020 5:58 AM  

NASCAR needs ratings! And this won't get them.

Blogger doctrev June 24, 2020 6:15 AM  

It's not like we lack Trump ads, but this is so easy you could sell it with Ben Shapiro's voice.

"When more than a hundred Americans were gunned down by a killer in a casino with cameras everywhere, the FBI marked the case UNSOLVED. It took them 15 agents to realize a pull loop wasn't a noose.

Vote Trump and end the insanity."

Blogger Stilicho June 24, 2020 6:17 AM  

They missed a perfect opportunity to frame the Bugaloos

Blogger Shane Bradman June 24, 2020 6:40 AM  

My favourite episode so far of "everything is racist" is the petition comparing George Floyd to literally Satan.

Blogger Harambe June 24, 2020 6:58 AM  

I take it they caught literally every single drug trafficker and gun runner if they have time for stuff like this?

Blogger rognuald June 24, 2020 7:05 AM  

And whenever "It's ok to be White" posters are found, the FBI will get right on that as well. Your tax dollars at work.

Blogger Carl B. June 24, 2020 7:13 AM  

NASCAR and Richard Petty destroyed themselves over a no-talent, whining bitch of a driver with the IQ of a floor jack. This stock car racing fan of over 40 years says good bye to Noosecar and its cowardly corporate masters forever.

Blogger Balkan Yankee June 24, 2020 7:14 AM  

Hallelujah. Order has been restored in the universe.

Blogger Hammerli 280 June 24, 2020 7:14 AM  

NASCAR claimed they would apply a lifetime ban to the culprit. Time to hold them to their word. Wallace needs to go by the end of the week.

Blogger Ronius_Maximus June 24, 2020 7:15 AM  

That's good to hear.

Blogger Mr.MantraMan June 24, 2020 7:22 AM  

And to further vex the conservative segment of America's population as of this morning BubbaSmollet is doubling down. Who could have predicted that? Now the conservatives will have to double down on their appeals to a common authority with the SJW, that always works.

Blogger Canadian Warlord June 24, 2020 7:24 AM  

"Noosecar" haha I am stealing that!

If NASCAR ever comes up again in casual conversation, which it probably won't. The rednecks don't even watch it anymore.

Hoaxes like this should be a hanging offense...

Blogger Damelon Brinn June 24, 2020 7:30 AM  

As if it matters. At some point in history, someone made a loop in the end of that rope. It had to be a white person, since no black would be capable of doing it. His pain and sensitivity over the legacy of lynching would make it impossible (guess that's why there are so few black sailors). So all white people are to blame forever and ever amen.

You'd think Jews would know better than to push the idea that we're all to be punished for everything done (even allegedly) by any member of our race. But they've never made the connection before. Guess it's a blind spot.

Blogger Doktor Jeep June 24, 2020 7:41 AM  

If you don't use a pull rope then you are engaging in height supremacy.

Blogger Hamilton June 24, 2020 7:46 AM  

Nah. Those boys sold out a long time ago. Your conscience gets dulled with time and repetition. By repetition I’m mean kissing the boots of the Prometheans. Also, they knew all along it wasn’t a noose. I go to several NASCAR tracks each year for reasons unrelated to racing. It was instantly apparent to me exactly what happen and what the “noose” actually was.

Blogger Macs June 24, 2020 7:48 AM  

Someone needs to stick one on a nursing-home door here in NYS, maybe then the FBI will take a look at Cuomo's wholesale slaughter of our elderly.

Blogger Madpiper June 24, 2020 7:57 AM  

The lack of pictures a tell.A nice boondoggle for so many agents. And Bubba still didn't win.

Blogger mc23 June 24, 2020 7:57 AM  

Any chance the FBI put 15 agents on investigating who put out piles of bricks for rioters?

Blogger d June 24, 2020 8:43 AM  

Defund the FBI.

Blogger LES June 24, 2020 9:03 AM  

Someone had a great line on Tucker Carlson yesterday. "Jussie Smollet had to hire two foreigners to do the job Americans won't do."

Blogger Iceeater June 24, 2020 9:04 AM  

How many FBI agents does it take to get "noose" in hand and walk over to garage door puller rope with outages loop and ask everyone (under penalty of crime of lying to fbi) WHO CUT THIS LOOP OFF THIS ROPE??

Blogger RandyB June 24, 2020 9:10 AM  

Shutting down a high-profile hoax is a good thing. Optics matter, even when they shouldn't. Too many people would believe it otherwise, and too many will continue to believe it anyway. How small the second group is, compared to the first, is the return on the effort expended.

Blogger urthshu June 24, 2020 9:19 AM  

>>Vote Trump and end the insanity.

Photo of a pull rope and a crowd of violent protesters in the background, tagline: "Had Enough?"

Blogger Didas Kalos June 24, 2020 9:25 AM  

@iceater. Exactly. Apparently too hard.

Blogger Mr.MantraMan June 24, 2020 9:33 AM  

Trump and or the Deep State could end all this crap within a week, switch the conversation over to Jews or use the "bankers" codewords and within a week we will be deep into the next bit of political theatre. By Jews I mean accusations of anti-semitism not the usual jewser cluelessness.

Should it be ended right now? Not really even if it is boring me to tears already it still engrosses the normies and those close to the action. Blacks and white trash antifa are being hung out to dry and it's their own fault, can't help them and won't.

Corona-Chan 2020 please end sports, pretty please.

Blogger Daniel June 24, 2020 9:38 AM  

The minute they realized it wasn't a red scarf on a door knob, they didn't need to cover any tracks.

Blogger Jeroth June 24, 2020 10:06 AM  

And of course he's doubling down: "I've been racing all of my life, we've raced out of hundreds of garages that never had garage pulls like that. ... It's a straight up noose."

doctrev wrote:"Vote Trump and end the insanity."

Even better, Trump could end the insanity now by dismantling the FBI and guarantee himself the biggest landslide in American history.

Blogger Damelon Brinn June 24, 2020 10:09 AM  

And Bubba still didn't win.

It's a wonder they didn't require all the other drivers to pull over during the last lap and let him by. It'd be the racing equivalent of kneeling.

Blogger Darren June 24, 2020 10:20 AM  

Bubba didn't realize the "noose" was for exercise, not hate. Must have confused him because it wasn't hanging from a bunch of trees.

Blogger Darren June 24, 2020 10:24 AM  

It "felt" true to them!

Out of control white-on-X hate crime is this generation's version of certain lampshades and masturbation death machines.

Meanwhile, the "Matt Walsh Blog" account on Twitter is so full of underreported video examples of the opposite that even Tucker mentioned it to his 6 million viewers.

History repeats

Blogger Darren June 24, 2020 10:29 AM  

Wow. Just, wow.

Nobody tell them about Genesis 3:15 on which the image is based!

And also is Kids In The Hall cancelled too? Because of McKinney's head crusher.

Hard to keep up with the Party's growing list of targets for the Two Minutes.

Blogger Darren June 24, 2020 10:30 AM  

But no Internet Points are awarded when they catch *those guys*.

Blogger Darren June 24, 2020 10:33 AM  

The next time "wipipo reparations for black folks" comes up, open the Bible with your (((opponent))) to a certain crowd conversation in the Gospels... What's good for the goose

Blogger Up from the pond June 24, 2020 10:34 AM  

FBI = Fanatics Being Incompetent

Blogger Darren June 24, 2020 10:35 AM  

Meme Magic, another classic appearing before mainstream eyeballs!

Blogger Lazarus June 24, 2020 10:46 AM  

Let's see how many new sponsors Bubba gets out of it. Clever ploy. Couldn't have thought it up himself. He may still have the same business agent as LeBron James (Maverick Carter). He did in 2015 but can't confirm after that.

Blogger rikjames.313 June 24, 2020 10:55 AM  

2-1 decision by DC circuit telling corrupt district judge sullivan to ditch the "amicus" (he appointed a dem judge friend of his to take over the Flynn prosecution) in the Flynn case and dismiss the case.

The dissent said they don't have the power to order a judge to dismiss a case.

Next step will be Sullivan slow playing the dismissal and the dems on the circuit trying to get en banc to get Flynn in prison so they can force Trump to pardon to keep the deep state from Epsteining him

Blogger DiGi377 June 24, 2020 10:56 AM  

Weird unexplained details/questions:

News story tells tells us: a crew member"found noose" and told driver. Bruhaha then commenced.

1. Was it first day on the job for that guy? And he failed to spot the rope pulls in all the other garages? There's video and pics from this year and earlier years showing rope pulls.

2. Photo taken this month shows rope in #4 garage shorter and minus hand loop, compared to neighbouring garages. Did crew member cut rope? Or did he find loop end on ground? And if so was rope frayed/broken or cut?

3. Did crew member do this off his own bat to get sympathy for his boss, or was he directed to do it? Race of crew member?

4. Why did no other drivers point out the obvious about the rope pulls at start of bruhaha?

5. Why didn't the driver know about the rope pulls - doesn't he visit his own car/garage?

6. Why doesn't NASCAR know the layout of their garages?

Blogger Rowan June 24, 2020 11:07 AM  

White boy cancelled:

Cede sports to blacks and take our money elsewhere. They’ll starve without our money.

Blogger RJ June 24, 2020 11:10 AM  

"BubbaSmollet is doubling down."

NASCAR also doubled down, and came out with a statement that it doesn't matter if it wasn't a noose, NASCAR and its fans are still racist. These people are truly insane.

Blogger Attila is my bro June 24, 2020 11:13 AM  

And of course, Wall-ace doubled down on his hoax. He still claims it's a noose even if not for him. He's not just an agitprop asset, he's a flaming SJW. I imagine we're going to find out soon he has a white boyfriend.

Blogger Unknown June 24, 2020 11:18 AM  

"garage door pull rope fashioned like a noose" ... if you pull on a noose, what happens? This has to be THE worst application of this type of SLIP knot.

Me thinks that someone was looking for some publicity.

As a young boy, I was a boy scout and a day sailor. I have not seen any photos but I bet it was a bowline knot.

Blogger PJW Gent June 24, 2020 11:45 AM  

Too bad these idiots can't tell the difference between a bowline hitch, often use at the end of a rope to facilitate pulling on the rope and does not tighten (it is designed not to tighten) from a noose that is designed to slip closed and tighten around a neck. Even taking into consideration that MPAI this is beyond stupid, beyond imbecilic, so much so that even when interviewed on CNN by the famously propagandic and stupid Don Lemon, even he was a bit incredulous. To use an appropriate metaphor, give them enough rope and they will hang themselves.

Blogger Martel June 24, 2020 12:08 PM  

Jussie Smollett - actor on Empire, a FOX tv show
Bubba Wallace - driver for NASCAR which is broadcast on FOX

Coincidence or emerging pattern? Let's see if an NFL player has a noose problem this season.

Blogger Derrick Bonsell June 24, 2020 12:10 PM  

Bubba Wallace can fuck off forever and race in obscurity.

Blogger Akulkis June 24, 2020 12:58 PM  

>> That's probably my litmus test for badassery in service of the wasting of resources, talent, and time.

And Fraud, Waste, and Abuse of federal government resources is in the federal criminal code.

Blogger Retrenched June 24, 2020 1:02 PM  

NASCAR is done. They allowed themselves to be extorted by race hustlers, and now it's going to continue for as long as NASCAR exists. Once you pay Danegeld...

Blogger cecilhenry June 24, 2020 1:02 PM  

Regarding this 'Nascar Noose'...

If no crime was committed, then ANOTHER crime WAS by definition committed.

These anti-White libel hoaxes are driven by hate and the wish to coerce Whites.

It has to stop and be PUNISHED.

They had a damn parade--- all fake now--- all virtue signalling--- for something imaginary.

Stalin would be proud. Pravda too.

This was an anti-White propaganda success.

Truth was not relevant.

Everyone focused on 'racism', and the anti-White agenda, and how awful Whites are, and how Whites shouldn't have racial interests, and how we can have a giant parade to show that Whites don't defend their interests, and then when its all another con job....


Whoever started this fakery and propagated it needs to be accountable.

Blogger crescent wrench June 24, 2020 1:12 PM  

The FBI has always been a partisan organ.

It was balanced by successive admins tit-for-tat-ing promotion of virulent partisans with each change in power.

From what I can tell, that ended when Bush and his feckless bow-tie brigade came into power in 2001. "Muh Civility" and "Muh Dignity" took a front seat over power-balance and the result is clearly visible to the public now.

Blogger doctrev June 24, 2020 1:32 PM  

Jeroth wrote:
Even better, Trump could end the insanity now by dismantling the FBI and guarantee himself the biggest landslide in American history.

Four years ago, that wouldn't be possible. Now, it very much is. And as the rats start throwing each other to the flames, it's going to be more likely all the time. I'm sure the President loves the idea of replacing the FBI with a personally staffed hit squad of prosecutors. Real Giuliani types.

Blogger Sheila4g June 24, 2020 1:33 PM  

@46 Attila is my bro: " He's not just an agitprop asset, he's a flaming SJW. I imagine we're going to find out soon he has a white boyfriend."

He's already got the de rigueur mudshark girlfrind (whose parents must be so proud), but you're right - bisexual polyamory would get more virtue points.

Blogger Skyler the Weird June 24, 2020 2:40 PM  

The Rani took her Tardis back to 2019 to the that knot

Blogger Skyler the Weird June 24, 2020 2:50 PM  

The FBI rank and file were almost all Democrats. Finding a Republican voter in the Hoover building was rare in the Eighties. Most GS-10s and below were vibrants living in the D.C. Baltimore corridor.

When they automated the fingerprint search in late Eighties and were going to have to lay off several hundred people, they moved the whole thing to West Virginia hoping Hardly any vibrants would want to move.

Blogger Skyler the Weird June 24, 2020 3:00 PM  

They were unable to get a win for Danica now they see Bubba can't win unless he is in a pickup.

Blogger God Emperor Memes June 24, 2020 3:10 PM  

What comes after Doubling Down? - Tripling Down? Quadrupling Down?
Whatever it is, Blubber Wallace is doing it.

Blogger Jim H June 24, 2020 3:38 PM  

I remember someone saying that the Left’s demand for American racists far exceeds the supply. Hence the need for fake hate/race crimes….

Blogger LAZ June 24, 2020 5:00 PM  

"When they automated the fingerprint search in late Eighties..."

Dad was on the program team for that at Martin Marietta. They didn't get that done until the mid 90's.

Blogger Unknown June 24, 2020 6:04 PM  

Canadian here, best thing that came out of Nascar was Talledega Nights, with Jean Girard and Ricky Bobby.

Blogger JamesB.BKK June 24, 2020 7:10 PM  

Bubba found out the car couldn't play his Funkadelic eight-tracks so he tried to bail.

Blogger Grooveware June 24, 2020 7:21 PM  

This has been the busiest year for the Small Hats since 9/11.

Blogger Canada78Bear June 24, 2020 7:30 PM  

This wasn't Russia, this is obviously the work of time traveling Neo-Nazis. I clearly remember the documentary showing this Austrian fellow time traveling naked in a bubble while taking a knee.

Blogger JamesB.BKK June 24, 2020 7:52 PM  

Do real US blacks get bothered by all these mulattos, recently arrived Africans, and spawn of conquistadores trying to steal their vic cred?

Blogger Damelon Brinn June 24, 2020 8:32 PM  

Do real US blacks get bothered by all these mulattos, recently arrived Africans, and spawn of conquistadores trying to steal their vic cred?

Very rarely. There's strength in numbers, and all those are allies against whitey, who is always the main enemy and scapegoat. They can worry about dividing up whitey's stuff later, and they don't think that far ahead anyway.

Blogger furor kek tonicus ( i'm not shocked Bubba Wallace got outsmarted by a garage door ) June 24, 2020 9:39 PM  

47. Unknown June 24, 2020 11:18 AM
This has to be THE worst application of this type of SLIP knot.

why do you think it was actually a noose?

it was probably just a loop because the track was too cheap to shell out for T-handles.

you have to remember that the pit garage is an open area and that crew have access to numerous stalls.

therefore, it was obvious that this was a BS story from the beginning because THERE WAS NO VIDEO TAPE. Nascar has to secure these stalls at night to make sure that crews ( or fans ) aren't screwing with another team's car and equipment.

no video of someone putting up a noose, then either it never happened or what evidence they have incriminates themselves.

59. Skyler the Weird June 24, 2020 3:00 PM
now they see Bubba can't win unless he is in a pickup.

surely you mean, "towed behind"?

smarter than Danica, still somehow dumber than a garage door.

Blogger furor kek tonicus ( i'm not shocked Bubba Wallace got outsmarted by a garage door ) June 24, 2020 10:58 PM  

well lookie here:

Nascar promotes a jogger to Diversity VP and less than a week later they're faking hate crimes
i'm completely shocked and amazed.

anyway, Kyle Larson is racing real cars. he just ran Gas City and won a week or two ago.

Blogger LAZ June 24, 2020 11:11 PM  

"Very rarely. There's strength in numbers, and all those are allies against whitey, who is always the main enemy and scapegoat. They can worry about dividing up whitey's stuff later, and they don't think that far ahead anyway."

At one time I was a freight driver. Us drivers are all standing in front of our trucks at the docks waiting for them to unload the plane and give us our freight. About the time I notice everybody working for that airline at that terminal was African the black dude next to me says to me, "Damn, is all of Africa here!?", in a very condescending voice. I've heard stories like that from others, they have no love for the fresh off the boat Africans.

Blogger Fozzy Bear June 25, 2020 12:56 AM  

If you understand what Strauss and Howe and Turchin have been telling us for decades, all the three letter agencies, the INGOs and the QUANGOs, are going to be scattered to the winds in the coming few years. The existing world order is dissolving before our eyes. The way we will know if this is simply another end of a megacycle, or the final apocalypse, is if “the empire that was, and is not, and yet is” is finally revealed.

Blogger Bearable Pain June 25, 2020 3:39 AM  

The FBI destroyed all the 911 tapes and let the you know who go back their country to gloat on television that they 'were there to document the event.'... Thanks FBI! For Better ______.

Blogger Nihil Dicit June 25, 2020 5:55 AM  

@47 - Any bit of line with a loop and knot is a "noose".

Blogger Akulkis June 25, 2020 8:55 AM  

>> Do real US blacks get bothered by all these mulattos, recently arrived Africans, and spawn of conquistadores trying to steal their vic cred?

When I was in college in the 80's, the African foreign students HATED American blacks. Primarily for all the same reasons that whites have problems with large numbers of blacks.

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