Saturday, August 15, 2020

Attention Castalia Subscribers

A message from our sponsor:

During our long months of social distancing we started to realize the value of other humans. After weeks of eating expired dippin' dots and watching 90's romcoms alone while talking to a gecko on the wall, being around other humans started to seem like a good idea. Especially once we realized that the gecko had been dead for at least a month, presumably from a bad batch of bat soup.

His name was Bobby. We buried him in a tiny mask.

This was the turning of the tide. It is time to reach out again, as we now realize in our heart that all humans are special, even those that support us at the lowest tier possible. And so, we embrace every patron because we know your real value, and not because we may feel vaguely guilty over completely blowing off last month for perfectly valid medical reasons concerning social and temporal distancing.

So, to all of our patrons, this month we will give you more than you ever asked for. With the gracious permission of the author, for July and August we are giving every patron the download codes for both the ebook and audiobook productions of both The Lawdog Files and The Lawdog Files: African Adventures.

The coupon will expire September 15, 2020, so you still have several weeks left to become a Castalia patron and avail yourself of what Squeaks the pygmy mongoose himself would swear was the most excellent opportunity since that magic day that Ali Cheap-Cheap dropped a burlap bag of "beef" on his personal residence.

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Blogger Shane Bradman August 15, 2020 11:03 AM  

Castalia is charitable because as we support them, they support us back. Companies built upon charity succeed.

Blogger Wazdakka August 15, 2020 11:44 AM  

The paleface

Chief Yellow Feather: "Wapato medicine bad. Shame us with white squaw."

Blogger VFM #7634 August 15, 2020 12:48 PM  

Lawdog Files are hilarious.

Blogger furor kek tonicus ( irregularly and inconsistently appended Sarc tag ) August 15, 2020 1:01 PM  

i've been to Wapato. the medicine may be bad but the fuel prices are good.

Blogger OvergrownHobbit August 15, 2020 2:11 PM  

Now that's prime!

For those who have difficulty choosing a present for that older teenage boy, these books, particularly African Adventures will be well-recieved.

Castalia has been most helpful in cementing my reputation as "best book-giving old Auntie ever."

Blogger Lissa August 15, 2020 3:02 PM  

I already have the ebooks but I'm delighted to get the audiobooks.

I was, and am, very happy that LawDog saw fit to publish with Castalia House. There are too many authors who won't associate with That Yucky Guy Vox Day, and it's a damn shame - VD is one of the only people fighting back and building outlets for people like us.

Blogger Crave August 15, 2020 4:42 PM  

This is such a great deal that it baffles me as to why more don't take advantage of this opportunity. Good stories and a chance to fight the powers that oppress you...WTF are y'all waiting for?

Blogger Karen took the Kids August 15, 2020 5:34 PM  

Received email. Thanks very much

Blogger Noah B. August 15, 2020 6:29 PM  

So sorry to hear about Bobby, but thanks for the books.

Blogger Dark Herald August 15, 2020 7:05 PM  



While I loved the orginal Lawdog Files. The African Adventures were pretty close magical.

Blogger Ahărôwn August 15, 2020 7:12 PM  

More books! Thanks Vox.

Blogger IncoherentM August 16, 2020 5:01 PM  

I very much appreciate this! I'm eager to read the Law Dog books.

Blogger Grooveware August 16, 2020 6:15 PM  

I sound bad saying this I usually don't take your offers, I'm just happy to contribute to as many of your ventures as I can.

Blogger Bearbrained Schemer August 18, 2020 7:17 PM  

'This is why Castalia matters.'

Indeed! I'm very excited for my copy of Awake in the Night Land to arrive! That black and guilded silver looks gorgeous.

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