Tuesday, September 22, 2020

God loves Big Sexy

 For He has made his enemies ridiculous:

The Katie Nolan vs. Jason Whitlock Thunderdome took a wild twist Monday night when Talcum X took time out of his busy schedule to chime in on the Twitter rager that has blue checkmarks up in arms. “Disgusting that this outlet is bragging about a black woman having to lock her account from online harassment,” Talcum, aka Shaun King tweeted before someone let him in on Katie being white. Really, really white.

In fairness, Shaun King has yet to realize that he isn't black, so it is understandable that his ability to distinguish black people from white people might not be highly developed. 

America's race wars have officially gone meta when a white man who thinks he's black attacks a black man for criticizing a white woman the white man thinks is black. All that we're missing is the white man who thinks he's black thinking the black man is white and attempting to play the race card on him.

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Blogger Weouro September 22, 2020 12:08 PM  

Found some home video of
Shawn king

Blogger Wazdakka September 22, 2020 12:08 PM  

When will the ringmaster end the clownshow and bring out the lions?

Blogger Felis Concolor September 22, 2020 12:08 PM  

Close enough?

Blogger Balkan Yankee September 22, 2020 12:11 PM  

Shaun King is blinded by the white.

Blogger Crew September 22, 2020 12:33 PM  

In the event of a race war would Shaun King be shot for being black or hanged for being a traitor?

Blogger cheddarman September 22, 2020 12:35 PM  

Say what nigga?

Blogger Unknownsailor September 22, 2020 12:49 PM  

Shaun King is directly responsible for the death of Jake Gardener. It is way past time someone took that confused white boy's toys away from him.

Blogger Workaholic Bear September 22, 2020 1:17 PM  

“ I know who I am! I'm the dude playing a dude disguised as another dude!”

Blogger Unknown September 22, 2020 1:22 PM  

This is right up there with the lunatic (nominal-adult) women posting videos of themselves on social media having actual screaming, crying, tantrum-style meltdowns over the long-anticipated announcement of the demise of Notorious RBG.

Please do go on about how "liberalism" isn't a mental disorder.

Blogger yoyoyoBigD September 22, 2020 1:30 PM  

i think i figured it out, if blacks were kangz & shaun's surname is king then shaun is black.

Blogger God Emperor Memes September 22, 2020 2:01 PM  

Never go full retard, Shaun.

Blogger Doktor Jeep September 22, 2020 2:03 PM  

We have reached the level of that character from Tropic Thunder

Blogger Good Knight September 22, 2020 2:17 PM  

Gotta say, Shaun definitely has noticeable black in him. I don't exactly know that I'd call him 'white'.

Blogger Ben Cohen September 22, 2020 2:27 PM  

Life is turning into Tropic Thunder

Blogger boogeyman September 22, 2020 2:43 PM  

About what I expect from Martin Luther Cream.

Blogger Astrosmith September 22, 2020 2:52 PM  

Brother Talcum, Karen Nolan will still not have sex with you.

Blogger CarpeOro September 22, 2020 3:04 PM  

Shaun King is practically the flip side of the Chapple Black Klansmen bit. White, vilifies whites, and has the gift of sight. I'd almost ask BB to do a bit, but he tends to do more original material.

Blogger Brett baker September 22, 2020 3:09 PM  

When He feels like it.

Blogger Noah B. September 22, 2020 3:21 PM  

His shameless masquerading aside, Shaun King is no harmless LARPer. He's a world class scumbag whose false accusations have irreparably harmed people's lives.

Shaun King falsely accuses man of murder
Shaun King falsely accuses Texas State Trooper of rape

Blogger Tom d September 22, 2020 3:26 PM  

It appears I'm not the only who had to ask themselves 'who's Katie Nolan?' According to Jason Whitlock's Outkick piece, Ms. Nolan is a high profile, talentless TV sports personality, pushed by the Promethean class. Perhaps this just confirms, not even the likes of Shaun King, dedicate their time watching CNN, ESPN et. al.

Blogger camcleat September 22, 2020 3:26 PM  

This is the kind of thing I imagine my children trying to explain to their grandchildren.

Grandma: Our race wars got to the point that a white man who thought he was black attacked a black man for criticizing a white woman the white man thought was black. And twitter took the white more seriously than the black man.

Grandchildren: MOMMY!!! I think Grandma is having an episode!!!

Blogger Pseudotsuga September 22, 2020 3:48 PM  

I really need a scorecard to keep track of the players...

Blogger Pedro the Cat September 22, 2020 3:55 PM  

I'm going to mail a DVD of the movie "Watermelon Man" to King.

Blogger Ricky Rari September 22, 2020 4:03 PM  

What do you mean you people?!

Blogger Dan in Georgia September 22, 2020 4:11 PM  

Meathead’s dad was quite a bit funnier. Another movie that can’t be made today. The dog named “Shithead”. My dad always busted a gut with that movie. RIP

Blogger Dan in Georgia September 22, 2020 4:15 PM  

Robert Downey Jr is still a more convincing black man than Shaun King.

Blogger Dan in Georgia September 22, 2020 4:17 PM  

This is like me trying to explain Amos & Andy to my Zoomer daughter.

Blogger Noah B. September 22, 2020 4:20 PM  

TFW the Darkstream traumatizes the mods so much that they sue Youtube for emotional distress the very next day.

Blogger James Monroe September 22, 2020 4:27 PM  

I thought Sean might be black. He did say his mother was a total slut who partied with tons of black dudes.

Blogger Mauldication Bear September 22, 2020 4:36 PM  

I laughed out loud. It's a clown world out there.

Blogger Filter Bear September 22, 2020 4:37 PM  

Didn't they do this bit in Tropic Thunder like 15 years ago?

Blogger Scuzzaman September 22, 2020 4:52 PM  

Hu’s on second?

Blogger KPKinSunnyPhiladelphia September 22, 2020 4:57 PM  

VD wrote:

America's race wars have officially gone meta when a white man who thinks he's black attacks a black man for criticizing a white woman the white man thinks is black. All that we're missing is the white man who thinks he's black thinking the black man is white and attempting to play the race card on him.

I got dizzy reading this, and I have yet to pop my evening bottle of Brunello. 2015.

I know I should lay it down for a while, but it's a REALLY good vintage.

Blogger Karen took the Kids September 22, 2020 5:28 PM  

Black don't crack but blacks do crack.

Blogger Mike Tuggle September 22, 2020 5:33 PM  

"In fairness, Shaun King has yet to realize that he isn't black"

Now THAT'S funny!

Blogger Othello September 22, 2020 5:33 PM  

I’m a Soul Man!

Blogger Tanjil Bren September 22, 2020 5:34 PM  

'Talcum-X' is hilarious.

Blogger Dave W. September 22, 2020 6:23 PM  

In one of Whitlock's Outkick columns, he remarked that he spent a few hours interviewing Talcum-X for ESPN a few years ago. He said "Fraudulence oozed from King's pores."

Best description of Talcum-X, hands down.

Blogger phil g September 22, 2020 6:49 PM  

Victim class hierarchies are so confusing. White man bad is much easier to follow.

Blogger Crunchy Cachalot September 22, 2020 7:15 PM  

Shaun King, aka Talcum, aka Martin Luther Cream, demonstrates while it is a mistake to think all your enemies are mere idiots, there are cases where it is entirely true. Evil don't see IQ!

Blogger The Depolrable Podunk Ken Ramsey September 22, 2020 7:18 PM  

Apparently you have to know the identity of each speaker nowadays in order to follow along. Race, gender, political affiliation, religion, what else? Just looking at the words won't do anymore. That's the sorry state of affairs.

What an astonishing disadvantage, because each aspect has become as impossible to discern as it is impossible to know. Whites aren't always white, girls aren't always girls, what can you do?

Pretty soon all that sentence diagramming you did in grade school is going to come in handy, for we'll need identity diagrams.

Blogger Matt September 22, 2020 7:30 PM  

Glad to see Trump attempting to do something about this crap at least.

"A few weeks ago, I BANNED efforts to indoctrinate government employees with divisive and harmful sex and race-based ideologies. Today, I've expanded that ban to people and companies that do business...
...with our Country, the United States Military, Government Contractors, and Grantees. Americans should be taught to take PRIDE in our Great Country, and if you don’t, there’s nothing in it for you!"
Donald J. Trump

Blogger Damelon Brinn September 22, 2020 7:36 PM  

@39, Just add the corollary: black man who side with white man also bad.

Blogger Thordaddy September 22, 2020 8:04 PM  

This good-looking “white female” got her spot because of virulent anti-racism and not “white privilege.” These “black” athletes don’t give two squats whether the flirty white female sportscaster knows her sports or not. It’s just hella better than getting up-close interviewed by an “old white male” or even another “brother.”

Blogger Tee Stoney September 22, 2020 8:28 PM

Tropic Thunder, still genius

Blogger Damelon Brinn September 22, 2020 9:30 PM  

@42, Yes, that could be big. The feds have been putting employees through critical race theory indoctrination, and requiring companies that get government contracts to do the same. Not only stopping it, but banning it, would wipe out a great evil.

Blogger Daniel September 22, 2020 10:41 PM  

In the immortal words of Rodney Harrison, "I didn't even know he was mixed."

Blogger tublecane September 23, 2020 3:18 AM  

I play Zip Coon for my toddler nephew. He gets it well enough.

Blogger Avalanche September 23, 2020 8:49 AM  

@5 "In the event of a race war would Shaun King be shot for being black or hanged for being a traitor?"

Embrace the power of "and."

AND throw in drawing-and quartering...

Blogger Silly but True September 23, 2020 10:01 AM  

Some other good ones:
Cream Abdul-Jabbar
Snow J. Simpson
Alexander Scamilton

Blogger Canada78Bear September 23, 2020 4:55 PM  

If he is this much of a moron then perhaps we shouldn't be trying so hard to claim he is white. Or maybe he has finally outlived his usefulness as a ticket taker and will be a "what was his name again?" person soon.

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