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Tuesday, December 23, 2003

We need more of these?

Now they've cloned white-tailed deer. Why? We don't have enough? While I don't have anything against hunting, I've never quite understood the allure of driving three hours north and freezing your rear end off sitting in a tree in the north woods in order to wait for a glimpse of the very same animal that is in your backyard, en masse, every single night. I remember one evening when my Dad and brothers had left to go hunt, and two hours later, I barely managed to avoid running over three deer less than fifty yards from the house with the truck. And no, we did not live in the country.

I have to say, as much as it still boggles my mind that Man has developed cloning technology in my lifetime, I'm a little disappointed with the results. I hope someone is building a secret army of clones somewhere or something, because the reality is really falling far short of all the science fiction I've read. Where's my laser pistol? Where's my lightsabre? The real globalist conspiracy has to be the most boring conspiracy ever - what lousy excuse for a conspiracy to take over the world has a web site announcing their intentions? A web site, by the way, they don't bother to update.

And if you're going to clone something, clone Morgan Fairchild. Can't have too many of those.

I'm not sure how I feel about cloning. I don't know enough to have an opinion on it, although from what little I understand, I can't support either the destruction of conceived but unused people or the use of clones for harvesting or study purposes. My technophilic instincts tend to war against my ethics here, to a certain extent.

Monday, December 22, 2003

That's what I'm talking about!

According to Len Pasquarelli: It hasn't yet been officially announced, but the starting quarterbacks for the Pro Bowl will be Steve McNair (of Tennessee) and Daunte Culpepper (Minnesota).

Good onya Daunte! This only goes to show why fans should not be voting for All-Star games - or at least that their votes should not be taken as a serious indicator of a player's skill. In keeping with this season's Black Quarterback Watch, here's yesterday's results:

Culpepper: 20/29 260 yds 69% 8.97 avg 3 TD 1 INT 117.0 rating
D. McNabb: 17/27 238 yds 63% 8.81 avg 1 TD 2 INT 72.8 rating

The ESPN fans, as I mentioned before, favored McNabb over Culpepper as the starter by 51 percentage points. Ludicrous. Week 16 actually wasn't a bad game statistically for McNabb. But as usual, the Eagles weren't in the game because of him, they were in it because of Brian Westbrook's punt return - although the defense was no help at all. McNabb even made a very nice play in the pocket to avoid what looked like a certain sack, then seemed to overthrow Chad Lewis but the TE managed to go up and get it for a vital 4th-quarter first down on third-and-long. But that last INT that gave the game away was pretty bad. Not exactly the crunch-time performance that is supposed to excuse his "misleadingly" average stats.

Okay, but overrated. That's my verdict. Still. And yes, I'll continue hammering this into the ground for the rest of the season. It's football. This is what we do. If anyone wants a long-winded rant on how Two-Minute Tommy Kramer was a better quarterback when he was drinking, I can deliver that too. My theory is that his balance was off without the beer in one hand.

And yet they argue

A spokesman for Mr Berlusconi said the prime minister had been telephoned recently by Col Gaddafi of Libya, who said: "I will do whatever the Americans want, because I saw what happened in Iraq, and I was afraid

Not that this will stop Jean-Francois Kerry or numerous other Democratic cretins from insisting that the two events are unrelated. Then again, most Democrats still believe in the tooth fairy, the labor theory of value and wealth through taxation, so I see no reason why they should start being bound by objective reality now.

Thanks for stopping by

Couldn't help but notice that there appear to be some newcomers to the blog today. I hope that you're enjoying it. There's a good bit of archives to plow through here if you're so inclined, a few ill-considered rants and some interesting, if random links here and there. Stop by again sometime.

I try to blog four times a day, but the mileage varies depending on mood, current events and numerous other vagaries. Feel free to let me know what you think.

Random observation of the day - I think my two favorite Christmas carols are Silver Bells and Good King Wencelas, with a slight edge to Silver Bells.

An even more comprehensive list

You can see why this gentleman was a little less sanguine about The Return of the King. The Physics Geek says it's been linked up the wazoo around the blogosphere, but since there may be a few of you new to this brave new world of the all-conquering blog, I figured it was worth posting. It made me laugh, anyhow.

Now, if everyone would just be satisfied with posting links on their blogs instead of sending me "Send This to 10 STRONG WOMEN You Know" or stupid videos of cartoon babies dancing to horrid pop songs, the world would be a better place. Not any less dangerous, perhaps, but indubitably better.

I'll take credit for this

I was most pleased to see an article by Fred Reed being posted on the WND Commentary page today. He's a great expatriate freedom writer, who regularly puts to shame the perverted modern American notion of what it is to live in a free society. I recommended him to WND's commentary editor a few months ago; he's a great writer and if you enjoy my stuff, you'll love his.

Here's his archives. They're well worth going through.

Sunday, December 21, 2003

Return of the King: Nitpicks and Niceties

WHAT I DID NOT LIKE

1. Faramir was one of my favorite characters in the books. He is markedly less noble here, although most of the damage was already done in The Two Towers. His heroism, as well as his admiration for his older brother, does not come across well.
2. Denethor was an epic tragic figure in the books. Here, he comes off as petty and vindictive; a crazy man, not a great man crazed by the loss of his beloved son. The handling of the Denethor-Faramir relationship was probably the biggest disappointment to me, aside from Liv Tyler's unaccountably tepid Arwen. She's beautiful, but bland, bland, bland.
3. Horses don't charge for over a mile. They also don't charge walled positions. Silly. This happened several times.
4. The Great Sleepless Eye as spotlight. Sauron can see across Middle Earth, but not through a rock right in front of it? What was that? Minor, but very weird.
5. The tiny size of the Army of the West, and the way it gets surrounded. Ever heard of a defensive square, gentlemen? Or better yet, a fighting withdrawal using the seven hills of the book? It didn't make sense and it wasn't dramatic. Again, minor, but a strangely inept touch. The same sort of thing happened when Eomer's riders surrounded Aragorn, Legolas and Gimli. If you crowd too much, no one can do anything. What was the point? Yes, they're surrounded. We get it. Oh, they're really, really, really surrounded? Come on.
6. Elrond's reduction in stature. I'd prefer to have seen him remain aloof, even bitter.
7. The siege of Gondor seemed rushed. I thought the siege of Helms Deep came off more powerfully.
8. Aragorn seemed rather lacking in authority when he confronted the dead. He was such a stud taking on the Nazgul and the orcs; I found this a little surprising and disappointing.

THINGS I REALLY, REALLY LIKED

1. The Riders of Rohan were perfect. Theoden's transformation from deceived victim to triumphant victor was great. His line about being able to enter the Hall of his Fathers without sorrow or shame brought tears to my eyes. I loved Theoden in the books, loved him even more in the movies.
2. I had my doubts about Eowyn. While the actress didn't quite fit my mental picture of her, she gradually grew on me. In The Return of the King, she comes into her own. I hope we'll see more of her and Faramir in the extended DVD.
3. The charge of the Rohirrim. Yes, they didn't fight the Oliphaunts in the books. No, it made little tactical sense considering their superior speed. But holy cats, it was so freaking cool!
4. Legolas rules, again.
5. The devotion to the close relationships of the hobbits. Some may have felt that the ending(s) was too drawn out, but I say no. These four had been through Hell and back, been irreparably changed - even maimed - and a quick Hollywood wave-and-ride-into-the-sunset would have been wrong, wrong, wrong. I never found Frodo terribly interesting in the books, but Elijah Woods did an outstanding job of bringing him to life. By the end, I wanted to weep with Sam.
6. The last fight with Gollum was much better than I imagined it could be.
7. The horrors of war and its effects on the women and children was tremendously powerful in each movie. The grief of the women and children as their men rode out on Faramir's hopeless charge on Osgiliath was overpowering. Also great was the constant reminders that the men were fighting to protect those they loved. They rode willingly to die, that their loved ones might live.
8. The power of the Nazgul ripping apart the retreating cavalry of Gondor. And then, the aerial assault on the city walls.
9. Grond. It WAS Grond, nightmarish and terrifying.
10. The crotchety old hobbit glaring at the returning heroes, as he did at Gandalf before. There is the unconquerable strength of The Shire. He who refuses to be impressed by the glamour of the great will never lick the boots of a tyrant.
11. Loved the lighting of the watchtowers. Huge tension, plus it demonstrated some of the tactical realities involved. Very cool stuff.
12. The final scene. Sheer perfection. In a hole in the ground....

(My apologies to regular blog readers. There wasn't room for all of this in today's column, and I didn't want to force any newcomers to wade through the last few days of posts.)

Thus spake Jean-Francois

Sen. John F. Kerry (D-Mass.), a presidential aspirant, portrayed the success with Libya as an exception to the Bush Doctrine. "Ironically, this significant advance represents a complete U-turn in the Bush administration's overall foreign policy," he said in a statement Saturday. "An administration that scorns multilateralism and boasts about a rigid doctrine of military preemption has almost in spite of itself demonstrated the enormous potential for improving our national security through diplomacy."

Let's see. Two American enemies have been beaten down and smacked around. Immediately after this, an old American enemy decides to make nice. Can you spot the connection? Jean-Francois Kerry can't. Ironically, it is those who believe George Bush is too synaptically-challenged to be President who will consider this a persuasive argument. I am not a Bush fan, but neither do I recommend making the mistake of confusing a glib tongue with intelligence, much less wisdom.

The man's man

Congratulations to St. John's and its now-legendary coach, John Gagliardi. Not only did the man collect his 4th NCAA Division III national championship, but he and his team did it in style by knocking off Mount Union, the top-ranked defending champions who were on a 55-game winning streak and had outscored their opponents 249-6 this year.

24 - St John's
06 - Mount Union


John Gagliardi is one of my heroes. Not because he's a winner 414 times over, but because of the way he wins. You have to read about him to believe him. In the world of football, he is the ultimate maverick.

So the Chiefs are frauds

I was actually surprised by this. Sure, it's no secret that the Vikings offense can explode from time to time, but I expected the defense to wilt under the pressure of the hammer that is Priest Holmes. Skoal Vikings! This season has been a pleasant surprise, regardless of how it turns out, and I hope that our insane owner will not go off the deep end and fire Mike Tice. The guy may not be a rocket scientist, but considering how the geniuses of the league have fared of late, he increasingly appears to be a solid coach. Anything short of one more year would not be a fair shake.

It will be interesting to see if he can further strengthen the defense without the benefit of George Leary. Strange season this year, setting up for a playoffs that could be one of the most difficult to predict in years. Right now, Rams and Eagles look tops in the NFC - both look better than the other at home - and I like the way the Colts are playing, but I don't like them at New England in December.

I love THIS game.

Saturday, December 20, 2003

Snowballs in Hell

I received an email from a Democrat who's running for the Arizona Senate. I can't believe I'm going to write this, but if I lived there, I honestly think I'd vote for her. AZ Republicans and Libertarians, check out this out:

"I am a stanch gun rights defender who scores 100% regularly with the GOA. I believe in the right of freedom of speech, even speech which is unpopular. I believe in withdrawing from NAFTA, GATT, and the WTO, and believe American sovereignty should remain sacrosanct against the flood of international bodies. And I pledge to uncover the truth about all POW's no matter how many military brass and politicians are embarrassed by the facts. I will be a legitimate maverick to the Washington establishment, instead of being bosom buddies with them. I believe the authority of Washington must be severely curtailed. Additionally, I support the elimination of both the wage tax and the IRS. You might find it difficult to believe that I am a Democrat. But I am. My name is Liz Michael."

Sure, she's probably lying, but considering that the alternative is John McCain, I'd sure take a flyer on her.

Random slides in Impress

AG writes: Hey, I'm trying to use OpenOffice to make the alphabet and phonics slides like you suggest. Actually, it's something that I have been wanting to do for a long time but have been spurred on by your article. Also, the fact that I was reading at age 3, and my daughter will soon be 4 and is not reading yet...well, this shames me into finally working with her more diligently and with more purpose. I also have a two year old son that I can start with, and another infant daughter that can be taught before too long. Anyway, are you aware of a way to randomize an OpenOffice presentation? Being such a proponent of open source, I would hope that you could provide a link to such a method.

I'm working on learning about this now, but unfortunately the list of OO macros did not include an Impress random slideshow. If anyone knows about one, let me know. In the meantime, I've been cheating - one of my old machines is booted to Windows specifically to use Powerpoint with the random macro added. But I'll get there with OO Impress, it just might take a little work first. To be honest, it hasn't been a real priority.

Federalism and the Right

Ramesh Ponnuru of NRO writes: In several recent debates, various conservatives have been accused of betraying their professed commitment to federalism. The accusations have sometimes come from liberals, but more often from libertarians and other conservatives. It's no use replying to the liberals that they are no respecters of federalism themselves; since federalism is not part of their political creed, violations of it are not betrayals of principle. But many libertarians say they believe in federalism too. So it has been possible for the conservatives in the dock to accuse the libertarians of hypocrisy right back. If the accusers were right in each of these instances, one would have to conclude that a true federalist would oppose each of the following:

All right, let's see just how big a hypocrite this Christian Libertarian happens to be....

federal tort reform

I don't know enough about this to have an opinion. Certainly, the current court system is a disaster. But I don't understand how it could be hypocritical to reform the federal courts. Those are the courts with which I'm primarily concerned.

federal legislation to restrict state taxes on the Internet

I'm for anything that restricts taxes of any kind. Also, a detailed perusal of Federal and state tax regulations shows that many states have signed over their income taxing authority to the Federal government, as well as a number of other taxes. This is why the amount of your state income tax is derived from your Federal income tax. It is also why you probably do not owe state income tax, if you are not liable for the Federal tax. I think Ramesh needs to do more homework on this one before listing it here.

a federal constitutional amendment to ban gay marriage

For it. But the Supreme Court has already federalized the question. I don't understand how, once the issue has been made federal by the Left, the Right is supposed to throw its hands up and surrender. Rolling it back to the states is preferable, to be sure.

federal laws against medical marijuana

against it

federal legislation to combat rape in state prisons

No opinion.

federal bans on partial-birth abortion and cloning

If there is a federal ban on murder, then it seems easy enough to justify the abortion ban by simple definition. I'd rather leave cloning up to the states.

Roe v. Wade

against it

a federal ban on some kinds of state broadband regulation

against it

a federal ban on state laws criminalizing sodomy

against it

No one said he was stupid

Interesting, to see how the Libyan colonel has been quick to ditch his WMDs subsequent to Hussein's capture, in a manner that ensures he'll find favor with the West. You'd think this would have some impact on a certain former student of dentistry in Syria, although I can't imagine it will make any difference at all to the mullahs in Iran. They are already tottering, and giving way on this sort of thing would almost certainly finish them off as the only thing they have going for them is that their people are still afraid.

People ruled by dictators are like sharks. Once they scent weakness, it isn't long before someone is strung up by their feet. Sic semper tyrannis.

What I don't understand is this dreadful urge to rule over other people. It seems that if you study the life of almost any dictator, you learn that it is only a matter of time before they begin retreating into seclusion, driven their by their fear of those to whom they know they are doing wrong. Castro appears to be an exception to this, but any man who wants to give speeches lasting nine hours is clearly already off his gourd.

Friday, December 19, 2003

NFL absurdity

I've been going on and on about McNabb being overrated ever since the initial ESPN blow-up. I have not changed my mind in the least, nor will I, even if the Eagles win the Super Bowl. Want to go there? Fine, now use that argument on behalf of Trent Dilfer. In light of these ludicrous surveys, I'd like to point out a salient fact. THERE ARE AT LEAST 23 OTHER PLAYERS INVOLVED IN THE RESULTS OF AN NFL GAME!

ESPN asks: Who should be the NFC Pro Bowl QB?

62.6% - Donovan McNabb
15.5% - Matt Hasselbeck
12.4% - Brett Favre
09.6% - Daunte Culpepper

Unbelievable. Obviously, the secret to being considered an NFL great is to a) play in the NFC East; b) play for a top playoff team; c) have a great defense. This isn't a race deal - the massively underrated Culpepper is black and Favre, a white media favorite, has been overrated for the last two years. At least Steve McNair is finally getting his due - although Manning will rightly win this year's MVP.

Culpepper: 257/397 64.7% 3022 yds 7.6 avg 21 TD 9 INT
D. McNabb 235/419 56.1% 2736 yds 6.5 avg 12 TD 9 INT

Daunte also has twice as many rushing TDs (4) as McNabb (2), and racked up his superior statistics while playing in two fewer games. So what could possibly account for the Eagles being three games up on the Vikings other than the greatness of McNabb? Perhaps the fact that the Eagles are sixth in scoring defense and give up 4.7 fewer points per game than the 24th-ranked Vikes might have a little something to do with it.

It was inevitable

You know that Monday's column is written on The Return of the King, right? Anyhow, it's done and turned in.

The truth is up there

A little Christmas humor from The Physics Geek.

Mulder: It's judging them, Scully. It's making a list.

Scully: Who? What are you talking about?

Mulder: Ancient mythology tells of an obese humanoid entity who could travel at great speed in a craft powered by antlered servants. Once each year, near the winter solstice, this creature is said to descend from the heavens to reward its followers and punish its disbelievers with jagged chunks of anthracite.


The X-Files. Gone, but not forgotten.

The allure of gold

BC wonders: Why do you and so many others claim that we need to tie currency to some metal for value? Your argument seems to be that fiat currency has no basis in fact and has its value assigned arbitrarily. How is the value of the dollar any more arbitrary than the value of gold? Gold has value because people desire it. What happens if some day nobody wants gold? Also, there is a finite amount of gold in and on the earth. By enforcing some kind of precious metal currency standard, you would then be setting an upper limit on value, which capitalism doesn't recognize. Basically, a gold standard system is no more contrived than fiat currency backed up by nothing more than the promise of a government to not go out of business.

I don't see any time where people will take a mass of gold in payment for anything, so we would still have some form of paper currency, with some massive pile of metal somewhere in a secured building, where it isn't doing anything terribly productive at all. And that paper currency would have a value based upon the amount of this metal that the government owns, and if the government goes belly up (one of the arguments that seems to be used against fiat currency) they have all the gold, and the guns to defend it, so you're technically in the same place anyhow.

Unless you use the other argument against fiat currency, which is that tied to a standard, a government can't just print more money for some purpose, nefarious or otherwise. Of course, since the value of everything will then be a fixed quantity, there would no longer be any such thing as an upwardly mobile middle class either. I just don't see or understand any benefit to tying currency (which in itself is not an indicator of value, so much as an indicator of desire) to some metal that some people cherish and others just don't give a damn about.


The reason that I and many others champion a gold-based currency is that we value human freedom and oppose government tyranny. BC's first point is irrelevant, because there is no such thing as objective value. Value is subjective, and is independently determined, which is why the first thing a government does in establishing a paper currency is to ban all competitors. An objective value is forced upon many who would otherwise value it at zero. Here, we must accept the the worthless paper debt instruments as valid - you cannot refuse to accept a Federal Reserve Note for any debt, public or private. As to the mass of gold argument, that is silly, as there are already numerous private technological solutions such as e-gold; a government's refusal to pay its gold debts would likely destroy it as well as its economy. That's one reason why governments hated the gold standard in the first place.

However, BC does glimpse the real issue. The amount of gold increases very slowly, as opposed to the massive inflationary increases in the money supply which are revealed in the national debt and the M3 money supply - not the fraudulent CPI - and are inevitable in any paper money system. Paper money always fails and becomes worthless in the end, the only question is when the end will arrive. The important thing about gold - or an alternative metal - is that it prevents the steady increase in central government power created by this inevitable inflation. The notion that there would be no middle class without inflation is bizarre - the value point is irrelevant, as above - and the middle class itself developed prior to the establishment of the current fiat regime. In fact, the position of the middle class has been greatly weakened, as only the addition of a second income has allowed most middle class households to remain where they were fifty years ago. (There's a good study on this somewhere, I'll try to find it. Basically, the increase in taxes which stem from inflation eat up the entire second income so the disposable income has remained approximately the same. Of course, easy debt has allowed many to live beyond their means, but at a price.)

In short, gold is the ultimate weapon of financial freedom and an important foundation of economic and political freedom as well. The USA has profited greatly by suckering billions of dollars daily out of the poor fools buying our debt, but eventually foreigners will wake up to the fact that they've been robbed by the unconscionable counterfeiting. Some factors indicate that this is already beginning to happen. I suspect that we'll all own million-dollar homes before this comes to pass, though.

Thursday, December 18, 2003

Return of the King review - SPOILERS INCLUDED - DON'T READ

I would love to hear your official review of "Return of the King". I am headed to the theaters this evening and though I've heard some hype,... I would love to hear the opinion of an avid Tolkien reader. Insights? Favorite parts? True to the story?

First, it bears repeating again that no one but Peter Jackson could/would have made these films properly. It is tremendously difficult to successfully port a story from one medium to another, and even JRR Tolkien considered his books to be unfilmable. In the hands of a less-skilled or less-devoted director - such as the joker who infamously declared that he didn't need to bother reading Robert Heinlein's Starship Troopers before directing the lousy film version - these movies could have been terrible. But they weren't, instead they are without a doubt the greatest movie trilogy ever made.

SERIOUSLY, IF YOU WANT TO DISCOVER THESE THINGS FOR YOURSELF, SKIP THE REST OF THIS POST

The Return of the King is absolutely faithful to the spirit of the story. It is reasonably close to the letter, although even 3 hours and 20 minutes did not allow for many details, most small, some large. I found it interesting to learn that Peter Jackson disliked the anticlimactic Scouring of the Shire; I always hated that myself and believed that it should have been a separate, more detailed book. So, the fact that it is left out does not bother me in the least. Nor does the much-discussed omission of Saruman bother me, as subsequent to his defeat at Helms Deep and Isengard, he is largely extraneous to the story. But Jackson does not forget him; he's not ignored and it's quite clear why we're not seeing him in this edit.

There are fewer moments that jar one out of the movie in this third episode. The too-modern bits of dialogue are more restrained, Gimli is less laughable - although he has a mordant line that is quite amusing - and Aragorn rightly assumes his royal persona with believable angst and reluctance. He is strangely weaker in this third film, and yet it is somehow fitting that he is not so much the Man on the White Horse as the man who humbly, but with determination, does what his duty requires of him. Only a true king can comport himself as he does in one of the film's most beautiful scenes, when like an angel who knows his authority comes from God, he refuses the adulation of the hobbits and honors the Ringbearer and his companions by kneeling to them instead.

As a movie, the great triumph of The Return of the King is that it is a better action movie than most action movies, and yet has more emotional depth and power than any drama or chick flick. Even its horror, though less frightening than a good horror movie, is palpable. This list of likes and dislikes is trivial in comparison with the success of The Return of the King as a fully satisfying conclusion to the epic three-part movie.

WHAT I DID NOT LIKE

1. Faramir was one of my favorite characters in the books. He is markedly less noble here, although most of the damage was already done in The Two Towers. His heroism, as well as his admiration for his older brother, does not come across well.
2. Denethor was an epic tragic figure in the books. Here, he comes off as petty and vindictive; a crazy man, not a great man crazed by the loss of his beloved son. The handling of the Denethor-Faramir relationship was probably the biggest disappointment to me, aside from Liv Tyler's unaccountably tepid Arwen. She's beautiful, but bland, bland, bland.
3. Horses don't charge for over a mile. They also don't charge walled positions. Silly. This happened several times.
4. The Great Sleepless Eye as spotlight. Sauron can see across Middle Earth, but not through a rock right in front of it? What was that? Minor, but very weird.
5. The tiny size of the Army of the West, and the way it gets surrounded. Ever heard of a defensive square, gentlemen? Or better yet, a fighting withdrawal using the seven hills of the book? It didn't make sense and it wasn't dramatic. Again, minor, but a strangely inept touch. The same sort of thing happened when Eomer's riders surrounded Aragorn, Legolas and Gimli. If you crowd too much, no one can do anything. What was the point? Yes, they're surrounded. We get it. Oh, they're really, really, really surrounded? Come on.
6. Elrond's reduction in stature. I'd prefer to have seen him remain aloof, even bitter.
7. The siege of Gondor seemed rushed. I thought the siege of Helms Deep came off more powerfully.
8. Aragorn seemed rather lacking in authority when he confronted the dead. He was such a stud taking on the Nazgul and the orcs; I found this a little surprising and disappointing.

THINGS I REALLY, REALLY LIKED

1. The Riders of Rohan were perfect. Theoden's transformation from deceived victim to triumphant victor was great. His line about being able to enter the Hall of his Fathers without sorrow or shame brought tears to my eyes. I loved Theoden in the books, loved him even more in the movies.
2. I had my doubts about Eowyn. While the actress didn't quite fit my mental picture of her, she gradually grew on me. In The Return of the King, she comes into her own. I hope we'll see more of her and Faramir in the extended DVD.
3. The charge of the Rohirrim. Yes, they didn't fight the Oliphaunts in the books. No, it made little tactical sense considering their superior speed. But holy cats, it was so freaking cool!
4. Legolas rules, again.
5. The devotion to the close relationships of the hobbits. Some may have felt that the ending(s) was too drawn out, but I say no. These four had been through Hell and back, been irreparably changed - even maimed - and a quick Hollywood wave-and-ride-into-the-sunset would have been wrong, wrong, wrong. I never found Frodo terribly interesting in the books, but Elijah Woods did an outstanding job of bringing him to life. By the end, I wanted to weep with Sam.
6. The last fight with Gollum was much better than I imagined it could be.
7. The horrors of war and its effects on the women and children was tremendously powerful in each movie. The grief of the women and children as their men rode out on Faramir's hopeless charge on Osgiliath was overpowering. Also great was the constant reminders that the men were fighting to protect those they loved. They rode willingly to die, that their loved ones might live.
8. The power of the Nazgul ripping apart the retreating cavalry of Gondor.
9. Grond. It WAS Grond, nightmarish and terrifying.
10. The crotchety old hobbit glaring at the returning heroes, as he did at Gandalf before. There is the unconquerable strength of The Shire. He who refuses to be impressed by the glamour of the great will never lick the boots of a tyrant.
11. The final scene. Sheer perfection. In a hole in the ground....

I hope Peter Jackson does make the Hobbit. For that matter, I hope he tackles Silmarillion one day, that chaotic concoction of invented history. If my books were ever to be made into movies, I wouldn't want anyone else directing them. He has set the platinum standard for turning literature into cinema. What a tremendous accomplishment. More than anything, I feel a deep and personal gratitude for his tremendous, unprecedented commitment to the epic vision of JRR Tolkien.

I think John Rhys Davies said it best, a dwarf speaking with the wisdom of the Valar. "I think that Tolkien says that some generations will be challenged. And if they do not rise to meet that challenge, they will lose their civilization."

The Lord of the Rings is truly a saga for its time. 11 out of 10.

Yeah, that line worked real well for Clinton

Responding to an exclusive yearender DRUDGE dispatch, which presented NIELSEN's Top 20 BOOKSCAN list of 2003 sales, O'Reilly called the DRUDGE REPORT a "threat to democracy."

"I mean you can't believe a word Matt Drudge says," O'Reilly told the cameras. "Now you've got the Matt Drudges of the world and these other people, Michael Moore and all of these crazies, all right, no responsibility... that is a threat to democracy, I think." O'Reilly warned: "They'll just spin it and twist it and take it out of proportion every which way."


So Matt Drudge is now magically manipulating Bookscan numbers? O'Reilly has been seriously losing it for some time now, but he's going off the deep end here. People may call him a conservative, but if you've read what passes for his first book, you know he's nothing of the kind, except perhaps this new model "big government conservative" of which Fred Barnes writes. Or, as I see it, weak sister moderate bootlicker.

You want extreme? (I'll give you extreme. You can't handle extreme.) Ditch the dying dollar and adopt the gold standard. Do it now, before China or the EU does and steals world economic leadership. We rode the dollar hegemony pony as far as it would go, and it was a good run - even a record-setting run in historical terms. But it's ending.

There's this movie, you see

Also, my Internet service was down for 48 hours. And yes, CONCEPTION. It's been corrected.

Now, why are you still reading this? Go see Return of the King!

Tuesday, December 16, 2003

Great quotes of history

"If I drink water I will have to urinate, and how can I urinate when my people are in bondage?"
- Saddam Hussein

Truth is funnier than fiction.

Dialectic or dichotomy

TE writes: You're right about the classrooms. When my daughter was in kindergarten she could read, write, add, subtract and do some simple multiplication. I asked the school system about her level when she was going to enter the 1st grade. I was told not to worry, she would sit in the class until the rest of the kids caught up!

Space Bunny points out the telling dichotomy between what public school teachers and educrats say publicly and what they tell parents in private. When they are attempting to cadge more money from an unsuspecting state legislature, they lament that their burden is overwhelming because they lack support from parents. How can they possibly be expected to teach these children anything in eight hours a day when the children aren't being helped by parents at home? Parental support is vital for learning!

However, when a parent actually does help his child and teaches them reading, writing and arithmetic by daily spending one/eighth the time demanded by the educationists, they tell the parent to butt out and leave the kid to them. How very mysterious!

No, not really. You cannot possibly understand the public school system or the fundamental purpose of the classroom environment if you are still operating under the mistaken assumption that either are designed to teach children a basic foundation of knowledge or to maximize their potential. Both are conceived to hold them back and cripple them, and the latter has been that way since it was first conceived by an elite caste to suppress the more numerous children of the lower castes.

Free your children from intellectual maiming. Keep them out of the public schools.

American abomination

The annual death count has been released and it stands at 227,385. That's the number of abortions performed by Planned Parenthood during its 2002-2003 fiscal year, according to its newly released annual report

Do you believe in Progress? Do you believe that the world is headed in the right direction? Then compare the ongoing American holocaust with some of the other great tragedies of history. Once the consensus is reached that human life does indeed begin at conception, how do you think our society will be viewed by our descendants? As one of the most morally disgusting of all time.

American abortion: 227,385 murders per year (Planned Parenthood alone)
Spanish Inquisition: 17 executions per year
Global witch burnings: 260 burnings per year
French Reign of Terror: 53,200 executions per year

Monday, December 15, 2003

Who said it?

""We are at war with America. Yes, a permanent war, a vital war, a war without death. Yes, they are very hard, the Americans, they are voracious, they want undivided power over the world."

Osama? The soon-to-be-late Mr. Hussein? No, try Francois Mitterand, former President of France and an architect of the European Union. That's what the EU is about.

An appropos sentiment

Wilfox sends the following poem:

The dragon that hid the moon is gone,
The bloodsucker has vanished into the abyss.
Let me taste this day like the ripest of dates,
And come tomorrow to talk about the days to come.

- Jahiz

Saddam Hussein is by no means the last dragon. But it is a joy to see one bite the dust even so. Let us hope that the Iraqi people are more fortunate with their next government.

Glad to be of SER-vice

RK writes: What a wonderful gift, your article How to teach your child to read at WND. I am working with my soon-to-be three year old granddaughter to teach her to read using phonics. I was kind of winging it. Now I have something concrete to work with. Here’s wishing a Merry Christmas to you and yours from my granddaughters A, 2 years, S, 2 months and from their “Pappa”. Thanks again.

Actually, this is precisely why I wrote the article. It's not hard, truly! Even a grandparent probably has enough time to do it, and it's a nice excuse to spend time with your grandkids. And what a great gift, to give them such a useful head start in life.

By the way, the two sigmas mentioned in the column refers to how a different character is used when a Greek word ends in sigma. This second sigma looks rather like our letter s, as opposed to a circle with a horizontal stem. The proper way to read it is to say "sigma?" while expressing some disbelief, then shout "two sigmas!" and allow a certain amount of time for the ensuing hilarity. It's always a party at the Digital Ghetto.

Even when I'm wrong, I'm right

DC, who is my kanji superior, writes: Your experience with Japanese is interesting, but incomplete, and reading Japanese is not precisely analogous to reading English. Like you, I studied Japanese as an adult (beginning when I was 43). Also like you, I found that the kana were easy to learn, and that the kanji are difficult. I presently know 500-1000 kanji. This is not sufficient to read a Japanese newspaper, but it is sufficient to read a Japanese patent, and my intent in studying Japanese was to be able to read Japanese patents.

Initially, I thought that Japanese would be much easier to read if the kanji were replaced with kana (or even romaji). I now know, after reading hundreds of Japanese patents, that reading Japanese is infinitely easier using kanji than it would be using only a phonetic system. The reason for this unexpected conclusion is that Japanese is a phonetically poor language. There are only about 110 syllables in Japanese, depending on who is counting. This results in a large number of homophones which are difficult to understand outside of the context of a sentence. Use of kanji for reading eliminates the ambiguity associated with these homophones, and improves reading comprehension.

English is much different. A large number of syllables are used, and there are relatively few homophones or homonyms. Consequently, there is no need for ideographic characters to provide meaning to written text. Teaching phonetics for English is the best way to learn to read. My wife is a reading specialist, and the primary methodology she uses in teaching is phonetics and phonemic awareness.


I quit with kanji before reaching DC's conclusion, but I have little doubt that he's correct. I do remember thinking that it was just insane to cling to what wasn't even a Japanese system - it's Chinese - instead of switching to kana, but now that I don't have to learn 3,000 ideographs myself, I'm kind of glad they do. The world is already far too homogenized. Engrish is great, though. "The ribbon that becomes you, cookie girl... favorite ribbon time!" You tell 'em, coffee boy.

Sounds about right

SC writes: I just read your latest writing on WorldNetDaily. We are blessed to have two boys, ages 5-1/2 and 4. I am not a teacher by profession, but my Mother taught me to read by age four. I am a passionate reader and knew I wanted my children to share the love of reading. And I knew it was possible....

Anyway, I did nearly exactly what you described because I didn't find a reading program I was comfortable with. And it has gone just as you said. It was much easier than I ever expected. We don't spend more than 20 minutes a day on phonics and we frequently miss days. I am by no means spending much or most of my days teaching my kids to read. My oldest goes to kindergarten at an academic Christian school. But he is so far ahead of the other children in reading and mathematics that his teacher says, somewhat disdainfully and disapprovingly, that he is bored. She hasn't done a thing to challenge him more, even though we have requested it.

So we researched and picked the 'best' school district. After preschool at a Christian school, we figured we'd have to put him in pubic school. We went to register him at the public school and spoke with the principal, then the teachers. When we asked the principal about the reading programs, he told us phonics went out with the dinosaurs. I was surprised and told him of the progress we've made. He replied, "Parents need to stay out of their kids' educational lives and leave teaching to the professionals." He repeated this three times in ten minutes, admonishing us that working with them at home does a disservice to kids by giving them an unfair advantage that doesn't even last. He said that 'by third or fourth grade they are all in the same place anyway.' We were in shock and it lasted for a couple of weeks....

We are no longer interested in having our kids in public school.


The significant question is, why doesn't it last? The answer is, because public schooling is not designed to teach children to develop their abilities, it is designed to educate children to suppress them. The difference is crucial.

The next challenge

I didn't think it was possible, but John Kerry is already making himself look like more of a doorknob than before. Now this floppy-haired, foul-mouthed caricature of a candidate is complaining that "if [blah blah blah], we might have caught Saddam Hussein sooner." Sure, John, maybe we'd take you seriously if you'd been filling the airwaves with all your helpful ideas before the US Army caught the guy. And if you were a different person, you might have a chance to win the election next year.

The important thing is to make sure that the globalists don't get away with sneaking Hussein off to the Hague. Oh, they'd love another Nuremburg, and the excuse to set themselves up as the ultimate arbiter of global justice. The President better not let them get away with it. Just hand him over to the Iraqis; I'm sure they'll be able to think of something to do with him.

But don't make the mistake of thinking that the war is over. I'm very curious to see what happens next with regards to Syria, Iran and Saudi Arabia.

Reading Resources

Bob Books are some great first books for a kid learning to read. By the time he's done with set C1, he's ready for real books in small doses. They run $15 per set, $75 for all five.

OpenOffice Impress is part of the free OpenOffice software suite. You can download it for Windows, Linux or Macintosh, along with Writer (Word), and Calc (Excel). It will run and save normal Powerpoint .ppt files.

If you prefer to stick with Microsoft and either have PowerPoint at work or a friend on whose system you can create the slideshows, Powerpoint Viewer will allow you to run them. If you do have Powerpoint, it's a lot easier learning how to add this macro to randomize a slideshow instead of doing it by hand every time.

It's easier to teach phonics, of course, when you have a comprehensive list of English phonics.

Sunday, December 14, 2003

Wildboyz

Any show that involves guys dressing up in zebra suits and wandering out into the veldt is definitely Space Bunny's idea of good humor. "Klipspringer - the cheesepuff of the African safari."

Lupine Brotherhood

Space Bunny and I happened upon The Brotherhood of the Wolf recently, and despite the French with English subtitles, we both very much enjoyed it. It's an interesting take on the dread Beast of Gevaudan. Complex without being confusing, and unpredictable even if you know a bit of the history involved. If there were more movies like this, I would go out to see more movies than Peter Jackson's annual spectacle.

Don't hold your breath, Karl

Christopher Manion writes: Ever since the invasion of Iraq, Karl Rove has been traveling the country mobilizing the evangelical vote for the 2004 elections. In city after city, he is meeting with evangelical leaders. He begs: "in 2000, only 16 million of you voted. We need the other four million." Rove has coupled these overtures to evangelicals with similar meetings with the Jewish community (in Cincinatti, he left the evangelical meeting to join the representatives of Jewish organizations one floor up in the same hotel). In both meetings, Rove stresses the importance of President Bush's invasion of Iraq andhis support of Israel. But only with the evangelicals does he stress the president's unwavering support for the moral issues that are their priorities abortion, pornography, judges, and (most important) the Marriage Amendment.

I can't vouch for the veracity of the numbers, but I can tell you two things. 1) I am one of the four million who didn't vote for either a Republican or a Democrat in 2000. 2) There will be more than four million who won't vote for either next time. I believe that President Bush is a Christian - it's not for me to judge, in any case - I simply don't believe that he is either a traditional conservative or a man whose principles of government are primarily driven by his faith.

A man of principle does what he believes is right regardless of the cost. I don't see that in President Bush, still less the Republican Party. I see no reason why evangelical Christians should spend any money or effort supporting it. I now style myself a Christian Libertarian, and I hope that one day, I'll be able to cast a vote for a principled member of that party.

Is this good for the economy?

They caught Saddam. Good on them. Now give him a fair trial and hang him, as my grandfather used to say. Since apparently he was the cause of all economic ills for the past eighteen months, I expect that we may now proceed into a new Golden Age of unthinkable wealth and prosperity for all.

Oh, it's worse than that

SC writes: I keep hoping that an intelligent atheist would write this message to you, but I'm daily confounded by the vacuous idiocy in the letters you post. I'm writing to offer you a potential explanation on why any likely rebuttal is both irrational and idiotic -- your article was correct. My close friends, among us atheists, agnostics and Christians, have long argued the position that to be truly atheist is as much faith as is Christianity, Judaism, or Islam. Perhaps surprisingly to you, this requisite position is agreed upon by all the atheists. Not a single one of the atheists in the group was offended or surprised by your article, as most of its topics had been expounded before.

Given that supposed rational, intelligent atheists objected to Bob Schieffer's 'no atheists in foxholes' statement, I suspect that a well-formulated response to your article is unlikely.


Actually, I not only posted the two most thoughtful and reasonable responses to the original article - as well as my takes on them - but refrained from posting any of the truly ludicrous ones until now. I even visited one of the atheist forums, and the responses were so childish and of such poor quality that the person who referred me to it was embarrassed and apologized. Since this thing has dragged on far longer than I'd ever imagined, I'll end the discussion for the time being with a fairly typical atheist response which happened to arrive this morning at the same time as SC's email.

Daniel yaps: You are sure a christian to laugh at!!!!! U stupid cok suker.... i would put a bullet in your head if i were beside you, moron.

That's the critique in its entirety, spellings and all. Yes, proud atheists of the world, Daniel, too, is one of you. Notice that like many of you, he claims to be laughing but is actually far more angry than amused. In any case, I'd be curious to hear a defense of how his ethical and moral system a) has been independently and rationally developed; b) is superior to that laid out in the Bible; or c) is supposed to impress anyone with its rationality or altruism. Just as I must claim all semi-literate Bible thumpers as my intellectual kin, you must claim him. Keep in mind as well that a significant minority of the atheist responses I received were in this vein, and heavily outnumbered the more reasonable critiques.

Saturday, December 13, 2003

More real than the real deal

The combination of unreasonable love for the game and the ability to extricate gems like this from the forgotten mists of sports history is possibly the main reason that I love The Sports Guy.

And if I'm wrong, then Steve Smith can inexplicably beat the crap out of me during the next wide receiver meeting when I'm not looking.

And then there's those timely current events references too: (And we haven't even gotten to Koren Robinson and Shaun Alexander yet -- they were the John Muhammad and Lee Boyd Malvo of fantasy football this year. Let's save them for another time.)

Truer words were never spoken. Who was Hasselbeck throwing all those TDs to anyhow? Itula Tualo or whomever? This season was just brutal. I had Hasselbeck and Manning, and was profitably playing a matchups strategy until deciding to go with the hot hand and ride my big hoss - Manning - into the playoffs since I had Stephen Davis and Domanick Davis, plus Marshall Faulk coming back healthy. I dealt Hasselbeck for Reggie Wayne, acquired Chad Johnson and thought I was good to go, right?

Wrong! Oh, so painfully wrong! Somehow, I managed to run into the worst possible combination of matchups, lose four straight and finish well short of the playoffs while simultaneously amassing the highest point total in the league! I was regularly outscoring the entire point total of two teams combined and losing. But no, I'm not bitter.

Friday, December 12, 2003

Teetering on the edge of insolvency

Mogambo writes: I look at Required Reserves, $41.64 billion, and divide that by Savings/other Deposits of $4084.8 billion. And what happens when you do that? Well, if you are like me, and you have my powerful skills with calculators, then you get some weird series of answers because you did something wrong with all those confusing buttons and then, in desperation, you finally ask someone who is just walking by to please use come over here and figure this damn thing out for me, then we get the surprising answer of 0.01.

This means that for every dollar of deposits , they actually have only one cent of reserves in case people come looking for their money. Okay. Now, taking a look at Total Assets of the US banking system, we find roughly $4,381 billion. And when we compare that to the reserves of $41 billion, it is, likewise, one puny cent of reserves against a dollar's worth of some of those loans going bad. So that one cent in reserves, that one measly penny, is backing up both a growing contingency of souring loans going bad, AND people wanting their money!


As Mogambo points out, every textbook talks about 10 percent reserves. The Bush administration is working feverishly to stimulate the economy - ala Keynes - with the desperate participation of the Federal Reserve, and they have managed to reinflate the Bubble. But if you thought 2000 to 2002 was bad, just wait for the payback on this mini-boom. I was wrong about a decline this spring, mostly because I didn't dream that the powers-that-be would be so stupid as to go into inflation mode in order to try something that never ever works except in the short term. I know, I know, never underestimate the potential for human idiocy. I should have known better, especially when the Fed started talking about deflation and printing presses.

This does have the potential to get ugly. I've been assuming all along that the destruction of the dollar is part of some plan to move the USA to a global currency, maybe even a gold-backed one, but I'm starting to think that for once the incompetence theorists may be right.

"Paper money eventually goes down to its intrinsic value - zero."
- Voltaire, 1729

The wisdom of VDH

This quote from VDH's column today on the current war is profound, and not solely relevant to the war. It also applies, I suspect, to the IRS-court cabal and probably to Microsoft as well.

One final observation: Very rarely in history do any of the belligerents quite realize what stage of the war they are actually in. The slugfest at Zama still followed Hannibal's escape to Carthage. After Gettysburg there was the terrible summer of 1864 to come. The Battle of the Bulge followed both Normandy Beach and Stalingrad. And for much of the 1980s the world was sure that Soviet divisions were going to crush Polish steelworkers as a crumbling empire went out with a bang rather than a whimper.

The horror, the horror

Cappucino made inadvertantly from baby formula. Not so good.

Why are they Catholic?

Priests seek optional celibacy. I don't understand Catholics who want to be Catholic, but disregard the Pope and make their own decisions about everything. You're a Protestant already. Deal with it.

Democracy is overrated anyhow. It certainly doesn't belong in the church, let alone the Church. And before everybody gets all hissy, keep in mind that almost no one actually believes in democracy. They only think they do.

Maybe you need to listen harder

By the way, where the hell is this much-vaunted blogosphere? If three freshman congressmen from Wisconsin hinted that they wanted to regulate the use of umlauts on the internet in honor of Leif Ericson's birthday, bloggers would be on the steps of Congress up-ending cans of gasoline on themselves in protest at such an infringement on free speech. But here we have all three branches of the government severely restricting independent speech outside of the dinosaurs of Old Media and the relative silence — minus a few noble exceptions (The Volokh conspiracy, Instapundit) — is deafening.
- Jonah Goldberg, NRO

Jonah, some of us are speaking out. If you don't hear it, well, that's too bad. The Bipartisan Campaign Reform Act is absolutely an unconstitional abomination, but then, it is only the latest among many Supreme Court abominations. It may suit the professional punditocracy to shout and point fingers to no avail - yes, I probably count as one in a technical sense, but I'm in no way an NYC/Beltway columnist - but we're truly at the beating-a-dead-horse point where the Supreme Court is concerned. From a Constitutional perspective, there is a giant fork sticking out of the back of every justice except Thomas and Scalia. They are done.

So, the issue is a larger one. All three branches of the Federal government have demonstrated in the last three years that they have no respect or regard for the Constitution. WHAT DO WE DO ABOUT THIS? Especially considering that champions of the current administration, including Jonah himself, are unwilling to see or hear any evil of it. Republicans gave us this unconstitutional law, and a mostly Republican-appointed Supreme Court upheld it. So we should vote for more Republicans? I don't think so.

The Bipartisan Campaign Reform Act demonstrates, sopratutto, that we need a new party. If you want to oppose it, Jonah, then make the leap. Go Libertarian. You are a conservative, true, but the Republican party is leaving you. As for these terrible laws themselves, civil disobedience is the only answer until we can change them.

Thursday, December 11, 2003

This is a defense of rational atheism?

And we hear again from Sugar, who is apparently not only ignorant of history, but also irony. Ladies and gentlemen, once more, the irrational atheist.

Vox Day employs the usual tactic of religious apologists in trying to distract people by attacking atheists for their alleged crimes so people won't focus on the crimes of religion. The fact is, Vox, religion is responsible for most of the wars since the founding of Christianity. (Fascism and Communism are also religions except they worship people on Earth instead of fictitious people in the sky.) And, yes, scholars have estimated that those good Christians killed about 500,000 people during the witch hunts.

Think how many tens of millions had to die and hundreds of millions had to suffer because of Stalin's religious education. Spare me from the dogmatic mind (are you dogmatic, Vox Day or are you a freethinker?)! By the way, Vox, many of the wars the U.S. engaged in has a religious cast, particularly the wars against the Native Americans, the Spanish, the Mexicans and the Germans (World War I only). American presidents like Bush weren't the first to realize that religion is a great way to dull the minds of the people, to whip of a war frenzy, and to hold out the mythical promise of an afterlife for those so stupid as to sacrifice their lives (Bush, Cheney, Pearle, and Wolfowicz were too smart to do that during the Vietnam War).

The Dark Ages, the blood of millions of murdered people (men, women, children) and the destruction of billions of lives is on the bloody hands of your religion, Vox. I hope you can bear up under the strain (and the flaming pit awaits you for promoting the lie of Christianity). May you rest in peace!

JFK on the IRS

"We seek a free flow of information...we are not afraid to entrust the American people with the unpleasant facts, foreign ideas, alien philosophies, and competitive values. For a nation that is afraid to judge the truth and falsehood of its people in an open market is a nation that is afraid of its people."
- JFK

I noticed this quote while perusing the DMN Daily blog, and I imagine it might have something to do with why neither the IRS nor anyone in the Congress will touch the petition of We The People with a ten-foot pole. It also explains why even the simplest questions either go unanswered, or are met with SWAT-style raids. Most Americans are afraid of the IRS and the Federal government; clearly, the feeling is mutual.

Strange defense

You always know that an atheist has run out of arguments when they start complaining that you're showing insufficient Christian love by methodically destroying their assertions and conclusions. But what does one party's failure to lead a perfect Christian life have to do with the strength or weakness of a third party's intellectual position?

The Right Reverend AtheiStar complains: "The brotherly Christian love you bathed [Sugar] in was spectacular and made me feel warm and fuzzy all over. I'm glad to see that you love your neighbor as you would yourself."

In the very same email, the Right Reverend also complains that I have not responded to his little sophistry on the definition of faith. Yet, I accused Sugar of nothing except historical ignorance - which he had already demonstrated - and pointed out that his chosen examples indicated that he was more interested in haphazardly attacking Christianity than defending his godlessness. Not only did I grant him the benefit of the doubt with regards to his two best examples, but I even protected his privacy, which the Right Reverend did not bother to do. The truth is that I treated Sugar more gently than I would treat my brother or my friends were they to make a similarly shaky argument, and far more kindly then I ever expect to be treated myself.

Condescension is not love. If you want my intellectual respect, then you'd better be ready to earn it through a ruthless willingness to have your assumptions challenged, questioned and even ridiculed. Can anyone seriously argue that I am not willing to undergo the same treatment myself?

When (2) goes, (1) follows

More on this soon, but it's interesting to see how the Supreme Court has erased the 1st Amendment rights of Americans not long after affirming by abdication the erasure of our 2nd Amendment rights. One wonders how long it will be before Americans have to turn to exercising (2) again in order to restore (1).

I am increasingly doubtful that this Constitution will see its 300th birthday. Mr. President, honor your oath of office. Throw these judicial charlatans in jail for treason against the American people.

Here we go again

Sugar writes: This is the usual claptrap from an apologist. Let's consider some of the "humane" actions of the religious:

1. Thirty Years' War (in which at least one-third of the German population was murdered in the name of religion)
2. The Inquisition
3. The witch trials (hundreds of thousands of innocent people murdered)
4. The Holocaust (Hitler was a Catholic)
5. The Soviet atrocities (Stalin was raised and trained in a Russian Orthodox school)
6. 2,000 years of hell in which billions of lives were ruined.

It's no wonder that millions have been sent screaming to their deaths in the name of religion.


And this is yet another feeble attempt of a historically-challenged atheist to hide the responsibility of his fellow godless for the worst evils of mankind. Let's consider the points:

1. Yes, I'll give him the Thirty Year's War. Numbers too high, but okay. The politics of the Habsburg empire had more than a little to do with it as well, of course. But a valid point, although he seems to want to include ancillary deaths, which is never done in the case of WWII etc.
2. Historians estimate around 6,000 people were killed in the 356 years of the Inquisition. This is half the number slain by Turks in the event which prompted Queen Isabella - the State, in other words, not the Church - to instigate the Inquisition. And this is number two on his list?
3. Witch trials - I'll give him but not the "hundreds of thousands". Around 65,000 in 250 years is the current consensus estimate. Rather less than the 3.3 million slain in four years by Kampuchean atheists 28 years ago.
4. Most atheists were raised in some religion or another. To what diocese did Mr. Hitler belong? Why did he write to the Nazi heirarchy that the Church had to be destroyed? Why did he describe Christianity as a pathology? Strange behavior for a Catholic, don't you think? One wonders in what religion Sugar was raised. Shall we number him as one of them for the rest of his life?
5. This conveniently skates over the atheism written into Soviet law, as well as the inherent godlessness of Marxism itself. And, of course, it leaves out Lenin and Trotsky, who only happened to be the architects of the Soviet Union and world revolution. One marvels that Sugar does not assert that Chairman Mao was a Baptist minister. Surely he must have attended a missionary school somewhere.
6. Whatever. Read the Chronicles of the Assyrian Kings if you believe that mass slaughter has anything to do with religion. It can; it usually doesn't.

In other words, in five examples, Sugar lists two godless atrocities and is forced to go back to 1481, 1618 and 1428 just to find three examples of atrocities he can blame on Christians, amounting to around 375,000 homicides committed over 636 years. Evil, to be sure, but no thinking individual apprised of the historical facts would consider them to be worthy of being numbered among mankind's greatest tragedies, considering that they cumulatively represent only 75 percent of the number of American children killed every year in bicycle accidents. The total is also less than ANY of the 23 major massacres committed by legally atheist governments in the past 70 years alone. That does not even include the massive Molochian holocaust of global abortion, which can be laid at the feet of secularism if not atheism per se.

If Sugar was seriously interested in attacking religion, he would have brought up many valid Islamic examples ranging from India to the Sudan, but he is more of an anti-Christian bigot than a defender of atheism. At least he was smart enough to avoid bringing up the old atheist lunacy about all wars being caused by religion, which is very easily dismissed. So, give him that, but nothing else.

Wednesday, December 10, 2003

Automatic update insanity

Ridgelift writes [on Slashdot] "Even though Microsoft's recently announce they would not be issuing any new patches for the month of December, the boys at Redmond were scrambling today to figure out why some systems are being patched. The reason? They haven't got a clue."


It's bad enough to turn your computer over to a third party. It's worse to be forced to turn your computer over to a third party. It is totally reprehensible to be forced to turn your computer over to a third party without your knowledge or consent. But it is utterly insane to be forced to turn your computer over to a third party who has no idea what they are doing to it!

Speaking of speaking

I seem to have misplaced an email from someone enquiring about speaking engagments a week or two ago. I've been filled in on the procedure by my syndicate, so if you're still interested, shoot me an email.

[Random absurdity about impersonating Ann Coulter on Fox News deleted upon further reflection. It was funny to me and two of my best friends, but what do they know? Leave Big Chilly alone for ten minutes, and the next thing you know he's wearing pink chiffon, rolling around onstage in front of 800 people singing Like A Virgin in a deep bass. And as for the White Buffalo, let's just say that anyone who features a poetry reading accompanied by freeform interpretive dance at their own wedding has some seriously questionable judgment.]

Gravitas: Anywhere But Here

Speaking of Ann

JG gushes: For the record currently you are my second favourite columnist after ann coulter . I will provide a list of your excellent qualities below: Funny, passionate, erudite, challenging, moral, good writing style, got-fighting-spirit, well rounded, follows the heart of the scriptures (mostly), up to the minute topical analysis, indepth analyst... must stop list, starting to sound gay....

I think we're okay, as long as you don't tell me I have pretty eyes. And, of course, assuming that "well-rounded" doesn't refer to any part of my anatomy. Actually, the fan mail that is my personal favorite also mentioned Ann Coulter; the writer started off by stating that I was her favorite columnist and then proceeded to list a vast panoply of ways in which Ann's writing was superior to mine. Most of which I agreed with. I haven't imported my old email into Evolution yet, but if I do I'll probably have to post it here. It was pretty funny.

Speaking of gravitas

I imagine that last post should have erased whatever remnants of it were left to me. Which is fine, since I wasn't expecting to be named to the Roman Senate anyhow. I never seriously considered stopping the blog, although the point HL made was not frivolous and I think that it is always worthwhile to step back from time to time and ask yourself why you're doing something. I don't know if the vast majority of WND readers are unaware of the blog or are simply uninterested in it, but it's true that only a very small percentage of the Monday readers make it over here on a daily basis. It will also be interesting to see if the column's kickoff in the Dallas Morning News and the UT Daily Beacon next month will follow this pattern, although I won't have very good information on how many people are reading it there.

In case anyone's interested, of all the weekly or twice-weekly columnists, I tend to run number three on WND over the course of the week. I can't divulge the actual numbers - that's WND business, not mine - but it should surprise no one to learn that Ann Coulter is blonde head-and-shoulders above the rest of us. Mr. Patrick J. Buchanan and I trade off running a distant second, although Pat usually has the advantage as he hits more home runs, so to speak, than I do. I've learned that technology columns like yesterday's tend to run below average, while the perfect storm would be writing about Rush Limbaugh accusing Hillary Clinton of being a gay Nazi feminist while on a college campus.

Still, as much as I appreciate people reading the column and the blog, I'm really not interested in chasing readership. That way lies boredom and burnout, so I hope you'll just keep in mind that for every boring treatise on operating systems or economics arcana, there will surely be a scathing piece on the vagaries and idiocies of the Left following soon. Variety is the spice of life, for the writer as well as the reader. I don't usually publish fan mail here - let's face it, it's a lot more fun responding to hate mail - but some of the things people wrote about the blog were interesting.

TO writes: I'm more interested in reading your blog then I am in reading your column though I do venture over to your columns once in a while. Your blogs are a lot more thought provoking because it's more like a running conversation I get to listen into.

TS writes: I appreciate the writer whose views of you change when he gets a chance to see your less polished work, but I believe that's actually a good thing. Getting a fuller picture of your views and stances on myriad subjects allows people to read your stuff with more understanding. For instance, if the guy that railed at you about the suicide column knew you better, he would have recognized the angst and the loss that dominated that column rather than getting lost in the Christian portion of it.

JS writes: I enjoy your writings not just because you so eloquently defend positions I agree with, but because in some cases you've also challenged me and have changed my mind on some things. I've always had some sympathy for libertarian positions, but maybe I'll officially join the club soon. The Republicans aren't doing much to keep me.

JU writes: About six months ago, I was delighted to discover your column. As a twenty-three year old catholic libertarian I enjoyed your, in my experience unique,ability to stylishly expound alternately on liberty, God, and Wing Commander tremendously. Your written words resonated in erie, sympathetic harmony with my own thoughts, views, and values to a degree far beyond that of any commentator I had ever come across. By the end of that first day I had devoured the entirety of your World-Net-Daily archive, and it thereafter became a weekly ritual for me to enjoy your column first thing each Monday morning. However, as much of a treat as it was for me to discover your column, the discovery, about one month ago of your weblog, was if anything more delightful by an order of magnitude.

DB writes: KEEP THE BLOG!!!! When I get up with my morning cup of brew, do I sit down to catch up on things by first heading to fox news? Heading to cnn??? EEK! Heading to MSNBC??? EEK! Do I grab the remote control and turn on the TV for the Today Show??? NEVER! What do I do???? I sit right down in front of my lap top and head over to VOX POPOLI of course!!!!! I love the blog and I don't think it takes anything away from the weekly column in World Net Daily. I think if anything the blog reinforces the column. I've written you before telling of how I'm working on an M.D. and consider myself a pretty bright guy! With the blog, I can feel like a total idiot every day of the week instead of just on Monday!!

And more in that vein.... By the way, don't be so hard on HR. In the same email, he also wrote: Let me state the obvious. You're the writing expert here. I'm just a guy who owns a software company and enjoys reading what you write. Of course you'll do what you think is best, and you'll probably be right. No offense meant. I really do hope you stick around.

I certainly took no offense. HR was just pointing out that if I wanted to be a serious journalist, I should probably rethink the blog. But I'm not a journalist, much less a serious one, I'm simply a writer expressing my views, take them or leave them. If they can't stand on their own, then they're worthless anyhow. In any case, if we couldn't question ourselves, we wouldn't be libertarians and conservatives. We'd be ur-Stalinist hive-minders like the Democratic Left.

My favorite Spice Girl

I always liked Posh best. I like her even better after seeing the video for Let Your Head Go. It's utterly forgettable Brit dance pop, but the scene in which realizing that someone has tried on her favorite little black dress reduces her to a shaken, scarf-and-sunglass-wearing caricature of Greta Garbo made me laugh out loud. There's also the fact that in this amoral age of celebritism, she and her husband are noteworthy by virtue of being an openly married couple with children.

In any case, it's hard not to like a beautiful woman who isn't afraid to laugh at herself.

But this is really funny!

An attempt by Democrats to provide an alternative to what they consider is conservative-dominated talk radio flopped after just two days when the show's host quit. Jeff Gerbino, a comedian who hosted "High Ground" on Minneapolis' WMNN for the first two days of the show's existence said the former Democratic candidate who created the show was forcing him to make it a "shameless plug for the DFL," according to the Star Tribune newspaper.

Turning the show into an "infomercial for the Democratic Party" would ring hollow for the audience and he couldn't be funny or provocative in such a format, Gerbino told the paper.


Democratic talk radio will never work. There are plenty of funny people who are left wing, but the problem is that their humor is unrelated to their politics. Al Franken has little to work with except the personalities of his targets, whereas the right can point to the policies themselves as being incoherent, utterly illogical and risible. I've seldom found that young left wing activists have a sense of humor, whereas most young right wing activists do. They have to, in dealing with their college administrations.

Tuesday, December 09, 2003

Zero - aren't you paying attention?

After making some solid points about the flaws of Linux on the desktop, TS writes: You’re worried about privacy I’m sure. But too much privacy in and of itself is dangerous. The scourge of internet pornography and gambling is brought about precisely because people feel like what they are doing is, at least, mildly anonymous. How many kid touching priests would be found out rather quickly if law enforcement were allowed to monitor their electronic communications 24/7. People hide behind their precious privacy and claim they have the right to steal copyrighted works or corrupt young kids. It’s time we shined a spotlight in the dark corners and run these people out of Dodge.

I totally disagree. Freedom always comes at a price. I prefer a million homosexual pedophile priests instead of a single government with the power TS would like to give them. It will use it to do one thing: kill large numbers of people. This is ALWAYS the result, and usually within ten years of obtaining totalitarian power. Those uncorrupted young kids TS hopes to protect will be dead in prison camps because the sort of people who are seeking this unmitigated power have a very different set of values than TS. Nor will giving them this power even prevent what TS hopes to prevent, because once granted that power, they will not deign to use it for the approved ends, but their own instead. It's pretty clear that at least one branch of our government is more likely to invent a constitutional right to touch kids at this point than to make use of totalitarian powers to stop such evil.


I’m not quite sure why you hate Microsoft either. Where does this hatred come from? They are successful because they give people what they want. You may not like that but that’s your problem not Microsoft’s. Sure, they are a monopoly but since when is that in and of itself immoral or illegal. Only when Microsoft steps over the line and hurts customers is being a monopoly a bad thing.


Microsoft is not a monopoly. However, they have chosen to use their market power to get in bed with the totalitarian and would-be totalitarian governments of the world instead of using it to further human freedom. If MS used their market share to encourage financial privacy, built PGP into Outlook and pursued a general philosophy of protecting and defending individual privacy instead of violating it, I'd be their biggest fan. Unfortunately, they're going directly the other way. I have no doubt they will find many fans on this path. Humanity has never lacked those who lick the boots of their oppressors.

A good start

One congressman heads to jail, only a few hundred to go. Then it will be time to start on the Senate. This conviction is particularly satisfying to see, as the effrontery of Janklow in thinking that he could get away with recklessly killing another man simply because he held electoral office was disgusting.

About time

The latest Eurobarometer to be released this week found that just 48 per cent of EU citizens viewed membership as a "good thing", down from 54 per cent last spring. Britain was by far the most negative state, with positive feelings tumbling to 28 per cent, but even the French were below half for the first time after months of battles with Brussels over tax cuts and illegal aid to ailing firms.

Next to the UN, the European Union is the most dangerous ur-governmental entity on the planet. I'm glad that the people of Europe are finally beginning to wake up to the neo-fascist monster that is devouring them. Better late than never.

When the sole East European member dared to raise a dissenting voice he was told his vote "didn't count".


That's what you get when you deal with intellectual heirs of Jacobins and Nazis, who dream of reviving the Carolingian empire. He was probably surprised. I'm not.

The biggest scandal

according to the Environmental Protection Agency, they were giving these kids very toxic levels of mercury. I mean as a 150- to 200-pound adult the EPA says you're not supposed to take in more than one microgram per day. They were taking little seven- and 10-pound babies and pumping 50 and 75 micrograms of mercury into them in one shot. That's like giving an adult 1,000 micrograms.

Once the truth comes out, this will be the biggest scandal in American history. Bigger than the Federal income tax fraud and bigger than the Federal Reserve's inflation scam. That's just money, but this is the ruined health and minds of two generation of children. I have no doubt that the CDC were horrified once they realized just what had been wrought and are doing their best to hide the truth so that they and the vaccine makers aren't lynched by thousands of furious parents.

I didn't know a single autistic child when I was a kid, and we got a small number of shots. Now, children get 21 shots before they turn two, and there is an autistic child or two in almost every social circle. This isn't just the diagnosis people going overboard, as with ADD, these are mental and developmental problems obvious to anyone who spends five minutes with the kid. For those who are dubious, consider the following logic. The US Congress protects both the vaccine makers and doctors from liability. If there's no danger from vaccines, why this unusual freedom from liability? Second, the Federal fund for vaccine-damaged children has paid out hundreds of millions of dollars despite the fact that it's extremely hard to prove vaccine damage by their standards. If there's no danger from vaccines, how is this possible? If one microgram of mercury is dangerous for an adult, how is 50 micrograms not dangerous for an infant weighing 25 times less?

If anyone wants to take issue, answer these questions. Don't cite a lack of studies on the issue, since almost none have been done. Metastudies are worthless, while the solution to finding the truth is easy. Take two thousand children. Shoot one thousand up with the usual vaccine load, and leave the other thousand unvaccinated. Track them for ten years and see which group is healthier and in better shape. Why hasn't this been done? Because, the vaccine lobby says, it would be unethical to not vaccinate a group of children. Right - nothing to see, don't look here, just move along, people.

Monday, December 08, 2003

GPL: it's not a duck

DS writes: I am a fan of the open source model in terms of being able to determine root cause of problems and allowing individuals to independently determine the behavior of their computers. However, I do take some issue with Linux-- specifically, I find the GPL to be against what I stand for as a conservative person. (Now, I have a right to not accept it, and not use software with that kind of licensing in it.) The GPL seems very socialist in its nature of dictating that your future works derived from GPLed software must also be GPLed-- for the "good of the community." As a developer, this requires me to give my source code to everyone that uses my product for free.

I think this shows a serious misunderstanding of socialism, and perhaps the GPL as well. There's absolutely nothing socialist about the GPL. Socialism requires having your choices dictated to you, and there is absolutely nothing forcing anyone to use GPL code in their own source code. If you don't like the GPL, then you are perfectly free to go write your own code yourself. This actually shows a deep awareness of and respect for property rights, which are wholly lacking in any socialist system.

It is companies like SCO and Cisco which have no respect for property rights, as they wish to be able to use GPL code without being bound by the price of releasing their own source code. Furthermore, the GPL permits one to freely sell one's binary products at whatever price one wishes, which again would not be permitted in a socialist system. There are also some serious questions about the legitimacy of the expansion of copyright to software code in a free market system.

Now, if the government required the use of GPL code in all software products as well as the public release of all source code, dictated how much you could charge for the resulting binary product, and then took all the revenue from it, DS would have a strong case. But i it neither looks, walks nor quacks like a duck, it is not a duck.

This is the Left

Erika Riemann was 14 when she was imprisoned by by the communist regime in East Germany. She had defaced a portrait of Stalin hanging in her school by painting a red bow over his moustache with her mother's lipstick. In three East German prisons, including a former Nazi concentration camp, she was repeatedly raped, starved and beaten. Finally she was forced to endure a mock mass extermination in a gas chamber.

I wonder what their ideal punishment is for daring to draw a moustache on Hillary. Remember this the next time you hear a left-liberal lecturing you about tolerance. It must drive them berserk that they haven't been successful in convincing everyone that Stalin is really right-wing, as they were with his more infamous fellow socialist.

Opening the window

Lisa writes: Ok, so I am not highly motivated about private viewing of naked ladies. I am concerned about Microsoft. I have gone through the hate, seething, loathing, gosh it's like getting away from a bad boyfriend. In this cycle, I really have had to look at why I was having these shifting feelings. In the end, I decided the reason is that I fear Microsoft. But, I am stuck, I do not know how to install or use any of the open source systems. I just upgraded my machine, and though a fantastic machine, it probably is not compatable with open source materials and won't be for a year (or five, about how long it took my last new computer to become compliant) or more.

So, through my doubt, because I fear Microsoft (corpo-socialism, ack!! but true), I will ask you what you suggest as far as becoming a free-tech. How do I start, what would be useful reading, what is legitimately feasable for a tech-twit to get in the way of software to at least begin looking at this stuff? If you state something, I hope you have ideas about doing something about it?!?


You have to walk before you can run, and only about 10 percent of the computer-using community is really ready to seriously go for broke and ride the tank right now. But it's easy to take the first steps, which consist of getting losing Explorer, Office and Outlook/Outlook Express. Explorer is the easiest and you have lots of options. I would start with downloading Opera and giving it a whirl. The ability to turn pop-up blocking on and off at will is really nice. There are other options too, including Mozilla and Mozilla Firebird.

The second step, and probably the most important with regards to getting comfortable with the concept of Open Source software, is making the move to OpenOffice 1.1. You can download this for Windows - or buy the CDs - and get the functional equivalents of Word, Excel, Powerpoint etc. They aren't perfectly identical, but are similar enough that you won't have any problem operating things. Nor will you have to change your files. I use .sxw (Writer format) files for my new stuff, but my current novel is still in the very same .doc file I was using with Word.

Email can be a little more problematic, since conversions can be a pain and Hotmail requires the use of poppers that require a bit of technical fiddling, but there are many, many options here. Eudora is probably the most popular, although both Opera and Mozilla have email components which will serve as an integrated suite ala Explorer/Outlook express. And then, of course, there's the big leap to Linux, which encompasses all of these steps and then more.

But there's no need to make the migration all at once. Take one step at a time, try each application out, and move on from there. It's worth it, and if you value freedom, I think it's worth investing the time and effort involved. The Trusted Computing threat is real; this is neither paranoia nor media hype, but the considered opinion of many informed people in the technical field. It is Palladium and the TCG, more than anything, that has turned me from a Microsoft user and fan to an outspoken opponent.

We are all hackers now

LMC writes: I work for a major oil company and I can tell you unequivocally that we have thousands of computers here and abroad that use Microsoft exclusively for not only desktops, and their servers, but our Control Computers (those that get you heating oil and gasoline) which also run using Microsoft. Even if you are right, IT IS TOO LATE and for you to tell someone to migrate to something else to ward off Microsoft is ridiculous. No offense.

None taken. I imagine we'll need a new bumper sticker soon: "I'll give up my unTrusted Computer when they pry my cold dead fingers off the keyboard."

Ride the tank. Be the Penguin.

All your base are belong to us

RSL asks: Where are the sources of the information that you quote in this artice? I.e what are the "Non-Governmental Social Control Box" and "Totalitarian Control Group?"

Didn't you see the link in the column? Anyhow, TCG = Trusted Computer Group and NGSCB = Next Generation Secure Computing Base. The Trusted Computing FAQ is the best place to start and has links to original material, including the Totalitarians own web site.

At least we finally know where that phrase comes from. The aliens were at Microsoft all along! I always thought that "Bill Gates" looked as if he were wearing a rubber mask. These people are obviously in on the conspiracy, trying to hide the truth.

Hmmm... counterproductive

HR writes: I was delighted when I found your articles on WorldNetDaily. I like the way you express strong Christian conservatism with wit and erudition. Your work is a rare combination of solid values, bold style, and intelligence. Good job, and I hope we hear a lot more from you.

Frankly, I'm not so sanguine about the blog. I think your gravitas is on the line. My concern is that you're going to undermine the reputation you're earning as a thoughtful, educated, conservative writer. The more I hear about [list of recent blog subjects], the less I'm able to take seriously your writing elsewhere and on other subjects.


What do you all think? Obviously, there's around 650 visits a day, so people are reading this, but that's not even 5 percent of those who read the column at WorldNetDaily alone. I started this blog as a means of providing some personal connection to my readers since deciding to drop the Mailbox after the vast majority of hate mailers and critics were scared off. I certainly enjoy blogging, but not so much that I think it's worth sabotaging the column over.

I have some sympathy for HR's opinion. It's always easier to have a high regard for a writer when you know nothing about them except their more or less polished craft. I happen to know a few SFWA pros I used to read as a kid, and while they're great people, by and large, they just don't appear to be the same sort of higher beings that I once considered them. I make no claims to having much in the way of gravitas - my friends would laugh at that, especially since Wildboyz is a pretty reasonable approximation for our collective approach to Life, the Universe and Everything - but I can see how the difference between my columns and, say, Maureen Dowd's might give one that impression.

"Dude, that's a lot of black mamba!"

Sunday, December 07, 2003

Speaking of Genji

I may have to check out The Tale of Murasaki. It could be a complete disaster, but the author's website indicates that she's at least done her homework and that she does have at least a modicum of the aesthetic sensitivity required to even begin thinking of writing such a book.

I briefly considered writing something similar about ten years ago, but I quickly realized that I fell significantly short in the aesthetics department. Sure, I enjoy a beautiful sunset over a mountain lake as much as the next person, but it's just not going to send me into tearful raptures without some significant chemical alteration of the brain chemistry.

He thought that he thought

"Dean has provided no reason to expect from him especially elevated reasoning.... He seems to be an Everett Wharton. "The Prime Minister," one of Anthony Trollope's parliamentary novels, introduces Wharton, who was, Trollope wrote, "no fool": "[He] had read much, and although he generally forgot what he read, there were left with him from his reading certain nebulous lights, begotten by other men's thinking, which enabled him to talk on most subjects. It cannot be said of him that he did much thinking for himself -- but he thought that he thought."

Dean seems like that, which is not surprising or disqualifying: Most political leaders are not people of reflection, but of ambition-dictated action, living off borrowed intellectual capital. Given the accumulating evidence, the professors' pin-up should dismount his intellectual high horse.


"He thought that he thought." What a fantastic summary. It should serve as the epitaph of the entire Left.

So, Howard Dean says that Lao Tzu is his favorite philosopher. I happened to pick up a major in what used to be called Oriental Studies, and I'm willing to bet that if you gave him a list of 100 quotes from Confucius, Mencius, Mo Tzu, Han Fei and Lao Tzu, he couldn't identify more than five of them without guessing. Granted, I'm not sure I could get more than 20 correct myself - it's been a while - but then, I'm not claiming that Lao Tzu is my favorite philosopher.

If you've seriously studied any aspect of Asian culture, then you know that the vast, vast majority of Westerners who claim to like one form of it or another actually know next to nothing about it, and understand even less. This goes triply for an American talking about anything relating to the Tao. One thing that I love about The Tale of Genji is that it always serves as an excellent reminder of how I know so very little about what is truly a very alien mindset.

As for my favorite philosopher, it's a toss-up. Douglas Adams or Friedrich Nietzsche. And yes, I could nail those quotes, for I am so hip that I have difficulty seeing over my own pelvis.

When reality and assumptions collide

Minnesota's football team was segregated then, as were those in the South when Warmath arrived [from Mississippi]. By 1958, he had started recruiting black athletes from Pennsylvania, North Carolina and elsewhere. Warmath was hung in effigy on campus during the 2-7 season of 1959. He survived the attempt to buy out his contract, then took the Gophers to back-to-back Rose Bowls. Murray remained through 1971 -- an 18-year run that took him from Southern outsider to a Minnesota legend.

"Someone very high in the administration came to me in those early years and said, 'Coach, how many black players do you have now?' " Warmath said. "I said, 'I never counted, but if I had two or three more like these young men, we would be really good.'

"He was trying to tell me I had enough black players, and I was saying, 'Take a hike.' "


It's quite common in the liberal North to assume that all Southerners are racist, because all good Northerners know that race is what the Civil War was about, and why would the South have fought it if they weren't all racists. I know what I'm talking about - I'm a Minnesotan after all, and when I have a serious conversation with another man I stand shoulder to shoulder with them and look 90 degrees away from the direction of the other guy the way you're supposed to in civil Minnesota society. As this account of Murray Warmath, one of the U of M's two great football coaches, shows, sometimes it's actually the left-liberal PC college administration people that are the racists. These days, that's usually the case. Now they just think that their schools have too many Asians and Whites.
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