You know it's a bad sign when...

...your name has entered the vernacular as a synonym for incompetent inaction. From ESPN:

Replays showed the ball did not break the plane. Although the play could not have been ruled a fumble since the whistle had blown, Belichick still could have contested the touchdown call. Yet he went Mike Tice and just stood there. No challenge. Earth to Bill ...

Sweet Shub-Niggurath, but this could be a LONG season. If anyone has recorded any WNBA games, please burn it to DVD and forward them to the Original Cyberpunk. He is in dire need of some palate cleansing.