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Sunday, September 28, 2008

We did it! The suckers bit!


The bailout crew looks pretty pleased. This cannot bode well. Pretty soon they're going to start just screwing with everyone's minds just for the hell of it.

Frank: "Unleth you wear your underwear on your head AND give the firtht plumber you thee a hummer, the economy will melt next Thurthday! Oooh, thscaweeee! Tho, put your damn underwear on your damn headth, idioth, do it now!"

Pelosi: "HAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!"

Paulson: (to himself) "The fat little flamer made a funny. Ah ha ha. But how does one profit from improperly positioned underwear and felahteo? No wonder his rent boy ring went under. Damned amateur couldn't even sell sex while I brought in 250 big ones in cash just by saying 'boo'. God, what a freak show. I cannot get out of here soon enough."

Reid: "This should kill McCain dead. And when he dies, I want to wrap his waxy, white, paper-thin skin around my head like a turban. And I shall wear Sarah Palin's underwear - no, that sexy red Alaskan swimsuit!"

Pelosi: "HAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!"

Dodd: "Don't forget to tape your nipples, Harry. Oh sweet Sir Alan Greenspan, I do so love sodomizing Republicans! In a perfect world we would all be wearing giant lubricated condoms over our whole bodies right now!"

Paulson: (into cell phone) "Janis, call Lloyd over at Goldman and tell that damned miser the bidding starts at 100 mil per and a five percent share. Gross, not net. Offer on the desk by Friday; my work here is done.

Pelosi: "HAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!"

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