Sunday, December 16, 2012

VPFL 2012 week 14

78 Suburban Churchians (4-10-0)
58 Moundsview Meerkats (10-4-0)

68 Bailout Banksters (8-6-0)
46 D.C. Hangmen (4-10-0)

70 Greenfield Grizzlies (7-7-0)
65 RR Redbeards (5-9-0)

58 Fromundah Cheezheads (9-5-0)
40 Bane Sidhe (8-5-1)

90 Luna City Gamma Rays (6-7-1)
64 '63Mercury Marauders (8-6-0)

The Meerkats clinched their third regular season championship, but can they finally get the job done in the playoffs.  It was remarkable; both Mounds View and Fromundah finished at 1031 points after both scoring 58 the last week of the season.  And the Churchians finished strong, going .500 over the last half of the season after getting off to a winless start.

The Meerkats face the Marauders and the Cheezheads play the Banksters Bane Sidhe in the first round of the VPFL playoffs.

UPDATE: Adrian Peterson is post-homo sapiens sapiens.  Also, MVP.  That is all.



Anonymous Outlaw X December 16, 2012 12:56 PM  

Go Falcons!

Anonymous Outlaw X December 16, 2012 12:58 PM  

Go Browns!

Blogger Positive Dennis December 16, 2012 1:17 PM  

We're the Meercats resting all their best players to get ready for the playoffs?

Anonymous YIH December 16, 2012 1:25 PM  

And don't forget ''Go Steelers!''. Beating the Cowboys is always a good thing, and it also helps the Vikes.

Anonymous YIH December 16, 2012 1:36 PM  

Interesting stat I saw in the paper (yes, I still get a dead tree chucked on my driveway) Vikes avg. per pass 5.98 yrds. Ave per run 6.0 yards. Reminds me of the (then) LA Rams with Dickerson or the Lions with Sanders. The offense can be described with two words: Draw play.

Anonymous Aeoli Pera December 16, 2012 4:39 PM  

OT: The prophet of the technoapocalypse became Google's director of engineering, where he will be able to do some actual damage to society. Especially considering his biometric chops.

At least we know the direction Google is headed.

Anonymous Anonymous December 16, 2012 4:59 PM  

I don;t understand. What kind of a league is that?

Anonymous James Corbett December 16, 2012 5:49 PM  

At least we know the direction Google is headed.

Wasn't there a lawsuit where the judge told the American people (para.): "It is none of your damn business what relationships Google may/may not have with US Intelligence agencies / MIC" ??

Anonymous duckman December 16, 2012 5:58 PM  

Why are the Slayers of Elves not in the playoffs? It looks like they finished in third place.

Anonymous Daniel December 16, 2012 6:13 PM  

AD has been destroyed and rebuilt twice (once in college, once in the NFL) and I'm guessing after his next wreck, he'll come back as a balrog.

Anonymous Stilicho December 16, 2012 6:43 PM  

I'll say it again: one stinkin' point away from the playoffs! So much for back-to-back championships. I was even going to have a ring made, just to make Nate jealous.

Anonymous Outlaw X December 16, 2012 6:54 PM  

We're the Meercats resting all their best players to get ready for the playoffs?

I know almost nothing about Fantasy Football, but I know enough to know that was damn funny.

Anonymous Outlaw X December 16, 2012 6:56 PM  

Romo you can't lose another game. Ya'll better get your shit together right now.

Blogger Sean December 16, 2012 7:04 PM  

This has been a bizarre fantasy year for me. I'm not surprised that I am going to get bounced from the first round of the playoffs with Ray Rice and Jamal Charles only giving me a combined total of 1 stinking point.

Blogger Sean December 16, 2012 7:05 PM  

The road to redemption is a long one int he VPFL. Back to the drawing board.

Anonymous Joe Webb December 16, 2012 7:19 PM  

UPDATE: Adrian Peterson is post-homo sapiens sapiens.

Everyone knows what's coming, and have yet to stop it. We'll see what happens when someone finally says "enough" and stacks the box to absurdity and makes Ponder beat them. Can he do it?

Anonymous zen0 December 16, 2012 7:25 PM  

UPDATE: Adrian Peterson is post-homo sapiens sapiens. Also, MVP. That is all.

The pre-injury AD is a pale shadow of the post-injury AD. Season ending injury isn't what it used to be. Maybe that modern-day slavery isn't such a bad thing after all. Think of the stud fees down the road.

Anonymous zen0 December 16, 2012 7:29 PM  

We'll see what happens when someone finally says "enough" and stacks the box to absurdity and makes Ponder beat them. Can he do it?

St. Tebow did it against the Steelers. Ponder probably thinks too much.

Anonymous Outlaw X December 16, 2012 7:41 PM  

Garret is out coaching Pittsburgh, M
He made them take two time outs. We may lose but it wasn't for lack of coaching.

Anonymous zen0 December 16, 2012 7:48 PM  

If Dallas blows it now, they should just shoot themselves. (too soon?)

Anonymous Outlaw X December 16, 2012 7:53 PM  

game over Zeno. And no there is not a three way tie in the NFC East only in the records. Tired of hearing it.

Anonymous Outlaw X December 16, 2012 8:08 PM  

Jeeze surprise surprise what 60 Minutes is about. I went down stairs and made mom turn it off. Watch Sunday night football or HGTV or turn the damn thing off. She only watches the Cowboys and is reading a book.

Anonymous Stilicho December 16, 2012 8:46 PM  

Now Obummer is interrupting football to call for more gun control. For the children.

Anonymous Outlaw X December 16, 2012 8:47 PM  

The seen and the unseen, Obama using the audience of SNF with un-creed of the Catholic faith. I have seen it before Obama and it was the Devil capturing an audience with his lies. You fucked up. We are not Adam and Eve needs a hug.

You are right Obama "As a society we will be judged."

Anonymous Outlaw X December 16, 2012 8:54 PM  

Get off my damn TV asshole. I want to see football, go cry over the returning dead soldiers you lying SOB. Funny, my TV just turned itself off while I was Typing. wait for it Bucky while I sit in my house never bothering you. You cannot understand the pain.

fear not me, but be damn afraid.

Anonymous zen0 December 16, 2012 9:50 PM  

All the women think it was a great speech and are crying now.

Give up.

Anonymous zen0 December 16, 2012 9:53 PM  

All this b.S. about a punt being touched or not. In high school, they tell you if you can't field it in the air, run away from it.

I guess pros are smarter than that?

Anonymous Jesus H. Christ, aka your Savior. December 17, 2012 5:31 AM  

"Behold, my awesome fucking power!!! The Saints defense prevented an opposing team from scoring a single point!!
Goddamnit but I've still got it!!"--Jesus H. Christ

Anonymous Peter Garstig December 17, 2012 5:48 AM  

In The finals in my first ff season ever. Freemann Did everything to prevent that with his -5 points.

It'll be a joy to deny the meerkats of a title once again.

What a ride.

Anonymous Baseball Savant December 17, 2012 7:27 AM  

If the season ended today the Vikings would be the #6 seed in the NFC and would travel to the FROZEN TUNDRA to take on the Packers for Round #3!

Anonymous Daniel December 17, 2012 10:33 AM  

Technically, that's right, but unfortunately irrelevant. Vikes have to win out and the Giants have to lose another game (basically - I think there's another weird but impossible scenario, but I can't remember it) for them to make it in.

So, although they are the "current" 6th seed, they don't control their destiny.

Considering that the Giants have never been good to the Vikings, I don't expect them to start losing on our behalf now...

But doggone - if AD breaks Dickerson's record? I'll take that. I hope he does it.

Anonymous bw December 18, 2012 1:07 AM  

Sanchez..oh my goodness son. I NEVER feel sorry for a single, millionaire, but I'm getting close in your case.
Timmy was brought in to push you.. to make you better.
You have folded like a shot mallard at sunrise.
Damn, son. You are officially not any good at all.
What is it with these USC QB's? Where's the last legit one?

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