Tuesday, December 16, 2014

Pity the poor troll

Poor Andrew Marston is sad that his trolling has rendered him unable to post things by people he likes, for fear that they'll be treated the way he treats others.
I actually thought about linking to a video of Emma singing and playing guitar. Don't get me wrong, this has little to do with the elections, in fact, I actually considered posting it the day after the election, but then I found out Larry Correia and his poo-flingers are searching for and conjecturing upon my posts elsewhere on the internet, and since linking to a video of Emma by Emma could put us in a situation where Correia or Vox could do a lot of damage, I am not linking to it.
Of course, there are a lot of things we could do. For one, we could let them know about how Andrew publicly bragged about posting pornography on the site of two underage girls:
If you had to confess to the most evil thing you have ever done, what would it be?

Yamamanama--I bet April Gaede knows the answer to that one... heh, heh... Oh yeah, Prussian Blue is on SomethingAwful. Lynx and Lamb's diary was hacked or something, because it was overloaded with porn. Gay porn. Gay porn involving old people. Gay porn involving old white people. In response, April Gaede only allowed one character (!?) in the guestbook. In response to that, people made 42 posts with one character each.

Yamamanama--Child porn? Yeah, OK. I actually posted some examples of the stuff I spammed Micetrap Records with in that thread about Who Is White? 

He also goes by the name of yama the space fish. The guy is a certified nut case who posts porn all over the internet. I saw a few examples of his work on some WP sights before the mods had a chance to pull it off. He is one sick bastard. He posted a picture of children having sex on one sight,and another one of two elderly men having gay sex on another one. Then after they were removed he tried to say they were just pictures of a chineese girl in a bathing suit.
Andrew quite clearly doesn't understand how "irritating people who can afford to pay for private detectives" works. Or that "annoying people with high-level connections at various Internet technology companies" is probably not a good idea. Or that all of that is completely irrelevant when he's already posted so many names on his own site.... Andrew doesn't really seem to understand how the Internet works. Now here is the punchline:
Andrew Marston aka Beardsley McTurbanhead
The fact that Blogspot turns a blind eye to your many harassment campaigns is sickening.

I'm sure it's a coincidence that comments on Silence Without have all disappeared now that Steve Sailer, Vox Day, and Andrew Bolt have linked to it.
You're projecting there, Andrew. I'm not harassing anyone. One single link to a blog site in the news that specifically mentions me by name doesn't qualify as harassment or trolling in anyone's book. You, on the other hand, were known for harassing many people for years before you ever discovered this blog. Now, perhaps you have forgotten, but I am literally publishing the book on 4GW,  and as you should have learned from the example of McRapey, I may be slow to start, but once I get rolling, I never, ever stop.

Burning question: Who's going to have a lot of explaining to do after I get off the phone with the police department? Child porn is not a joke to them.

A partial list of names: Alauda*, Arachnothera, Beardsley McTurbanhead, Chokley Carmichael, Clamps*, Comrade Questions, Daphis, Daphnis*, Freddy Foreshadowing, Luscinia*, Luscinia Hafez, Starshine, Sunlight, Will Le Fey*, Yama*, Yamamanama*, Yama the Space Fish.

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Anonymous Don December 16, 2014 7:51 PM  

Vox - How do you find time?

Anonymous N.T.A. December 16, 2014 7:55 PM  

Or that "annoying people with high-level connections at various Internet technology companies" is probably not a good idea.

HAHAHAHAH, you're such a posseur vox.

Blogger Hacked acctount 2018/19? hcaacked! December 16, 2014 7:56 PM  

Well, A. did fall onto the radar of an AWCA.

Anonymous Noah B. December 16, 2014 8:06 PM  

Wouldn't surprise me at all to find out this creep is an actual child molester too.

Anonymous Giuseppe December 16, 2014 8:07 PM  

"I may be slow to start, but once I get rolling, I never, ever stop."

And that, THAT, I admire and recognise. I think according to your own views it is also the European way of doing war. Which given your Red Indian/Mexican roots is very confusing Vox. Making SWJ heads into IEDs indeed.

Anonymous TWS December 16, 2014 8:08 PM  

Noah B. - Andrew lacks the self control to stay away from I imagine his self control in other areas is similarly lacking.

Anonymous TWS December 16, 2014 8:12 PM  

Guiseppe - Depends on which flavor of Indian Vox is. Some tribes understood the war to the knife and left no survivors who weren't slaves. Or he could be one of those nice ones that got kicked around a lot...Probably not.

Anonymous Anubis December 16, 2014 8:16 PM  

Maybe he belongs to the two spirit tribe of wereseals?

Anonymous NorthernHamlet December 16, 2014 8:17 PM  

Now, perhaps you have forgotten, but I am literally publishing the book on 4GW, and as you should have learned from the example of McRapey, I may be slow to start, but once I get rolling, I never, ever stop.

Understatement of the year. Gave me some seriously needed laughter during a difficult week. Remind me never to annoy you, Vox. This guy's life is about to suck.

Anonymous Viidad December 16, 2014 8:23 PM  

Andy could hear the tribal drums beating far off, well beyond the walls of the wildlife center. They seemed to him nothing but the tired swan song of a dying race... a race he had mocked... until the day they came for his privileged scalp.

Anonymous VD December 16, 2014 8:26 PM  

I just spoke with his local police. It turns out they actually have officers who specialize in this sort of thing. It seemed like a reasonable place to start.

Anonymous Catlover22 December 16, 2014 8:30 PM  

In Andrew's honor, I let my cat out to hunt today. It's usually too cold this time of year, but the day was mild enough.

She caught a sparrow, brought it home and proceeded to devour it on the front stoop. Or maybe it was a bunting, who can tell? Too many of the damn things around, anyway.

I wonder what she'll catch and eat tomorrow?

Anonymous kh123 December 16, 2014 8:34 PM  

Had read sometime back about his escapades with image trolling.

This isn't going to end well. I'll leave it at that.

Anonymous harry12 December 16, 2014 8:43 PM  

Giuseppe December 16, 2014 8:07 PM
Making SWJ heads into IEDs indeed.


Anonymous The other skeptic December 16, 2014 8:49 PM  

I hope you did turn him into the police in MA. He needs to spend time in jail.

Anonymous The other skeptic December 16, 2014 8:51 PM  

Hey, Giuseppe, where can we buy more of your books?

Anonymous N.T.A. December 16, 2014 8:56 PM  

and as you should have learned from the example of McRapey, I may be slow to start, but once I get rolling, I eventually end up impotently screaming into the void in the saddest and most boring possible way. Why doesn't he love me?

Fixed this for you.

Anonymous VD December 16, 2014 8:57 PM  

I hope you did turn him into the police in MA.

I don't know what the laws are there. I simply talked to them, send them a few relevant links, and told them that I'd be happy to answer any questions they might have. I haven't registered a formal complaint yet, since I'm not sure what the complaint would be.

But we do happen to have a former Massachusetts lawyer here. I suspect he'd know.

Anonymous WaterBoy December 16, 2014 8:57 PM  

Vox: "A partial list of names:"

Ho Chi Minh's Ghost, from your link above...though I've never seen it used here.

Also, he used a lot of bird names (genus, species, etc) as throwaways many times, as I recall.

Blogger Markku December 16, 2014 9:00 PM  

Heh, Northern Troll Alliance is at it again.

As I said back then, you're probably CivilServant. I didn't come to even think of that option, because you weren't actually banned. Normally I would have made you answer the Rule-2 question you didn't answer when you left in a tiffy, but I can't even remember what it was. So, if you're CivilServant, you are free to comment on your own name, though I'd personally prefer that you didn't.

Anonymous VD December 16, 2014 9:02 PM  

I eventually end up impotently screaming into the void in the saddest and most boring possible way.

Impotent? I'm going to come close to tripling his traffic this year, when only 18 month ago people thought this blog's traffic was a fraction of Whatever's. He's been exposed and he's not fooling anyone anymore. Many people who formerly were fans of his despise him now. And that is all relatively new... and after I stopped letting things go from 2005 to 2013.

Anonymous N.T.A. December 16, 2014 9:03 PM  

Hi Markkkku; I see you have recovered from your stroke. I am not civil servant. Have a good night you flaming moron.

Anonymous N.T.A. December 16, 2014 9:06 PM  

I'm going to come close to tripling his traffic this year,

Yes, impotent. For a guy who pays lip service to indepentent publishing and disruptive innovation, you really don't get it.

Blogger Markku December 16, 2014 9:10 PM  

posseur, indepentent...

Well, at least you are definitely the same person as before. Alliance of one, apparently.

Anonymous N.T.A. December 16, 2014 9:14 PM  

email me bro

Anonymous Anonymous December 16, 2014 9:14 PM  


Are you drunk or something?

Blogger VD December 16, 2014 9:16 PM  

Yes, impotent. For a guy who pays lip service to indepentent publishing and disruptive innovation, you really don't get it.

Ooh, an assertion of DISQUALIFY. That's new. You guys are amusing. You never have anything, but you never let that stop you from pointlessly pontificating. Meanwhile, the guy's pride and joy, his legacy, his blog, is going down the tubes at an annual rate of 30 percent, he's lost his Fox News fans and everyone to the right of John Kerry, but it's all good. Because Twitter!


Blogger Markku December 16, 2014 9:21 PM  

You know, it's interesting how you started with almost something akin to good humor back then, but now you have become notably unhinged. It's actually possible that you are Ol' Dimwit. I'll have to check if the typos are as frequent.

Anonymous WaterBoy December 16, 2014 9:39 PM  

Also: Nikola

Blogger Markku December 16, 2014 9:44 PM  

Actually, Andrew's writing is surprisingly free of typos, though it might just be that he uses spellcheck there, and not here. But no definite hit on that approach.

Still, the difference in NTA's tone is interesting, especially in connection of this now being about Andrew.

Blogger Markku December 16, 2014 9:48 PM  

But, what's this then?

on December 15, 2014 at 5:59 pm

"Although I think (this was 12 years ago, by the way) I was the only 12th grader in my chemistry class."

That gives his exact age. Could be useful.

Blogger Markku December 16, 2014 9:53 PM

Naomi Lebrescu, which I can tell is Romanian by the -escu suffix, did oils and watercolors.

I don't actually have to make the joke, do I?

Anonymous bw December 16, 2014 9:56 PM  

This guy apparently didn't bring any colorful beads, ribbon, or firewater.
Never forget the beads. Preferably blue.

Anonymous N.T.A. December 16, 2014 9:59 PM  

"Ooh, an assertion of DISQUALIFY"

You love saying DISQUALIFY, as if that disqualifies your opponent from something...

I was just implying you are comparing apples and oranges. Scalzi has moved on. You are still on Blogspot.

PS: Marrrrrku; please continue to stroke out:;

Blogger Markku December 16, 2014 10:03 PM  

Ok. Since you asked so nicely, I decided to continue.



Good news everybody! It's the day of the earliest sunset (You can ignore this if you're not around 42º N latitude. Tallinn has its earliest sunset somewhere around the 17th of December.

Tallinn, you say? Estonia.... Veeeeery interesting, especially since you reacted pretty strongly when I conjectured that you have some connection to Finland.


Bus. Ted.

Blogger Markku December 16, 2014 10:06 PM  

You were wise to tone down the crazy at first. It caused me to completely write off the possibility that you were Ol' Dimwit, which I even said in the thread. That's the first even slightly impressive thing you have done so far.

Blogger Markku December 16, 2014 10:11 PM  

So, why Estonia? What is the Estonian connection? And who is Nina, who brings her pet African lungfish to Estonia? This is something we must dig into.

Blogger Markku December 16, 2014 10:16 PM  

And, there is Asakiyume who knows Nina, and writes with pen name or real name Francesca Forrest.

Oh, SO MUCH NEW STUFF to go on. Thank you, Andrew!

Anonymous Barko Ramius December 16, 2014 10:22 PM  

I read that 19th Century US Naval officers, disgusted with turning in captured pirates to stand trial in the States, would turn them over to the Brits, who worked on the principle that a pirate would rarely give trouble after stretching hemp.

Anonymous bob k. mando December 16, 2014 10:22 PM  

let us remember the good things about Yamamalama ... he likes Muse.

Anonymous kh123 December 16, 2014 10:22 PM  

F*cking hell. That's all I need, a former classmate going off the deep end.

Anonymous Giuseppe December 16, 2014 10:25 PM  

@the other skeptic
On Amazon. Just goigle me. I'm not very anonymous. And if Vox gets round to it and wants it, maybe castalia too at some point in the future

Anonymous Jack Amok December 16, 2014 10:26 PM  

Are you drunk or something?

I'll go with "something."

Interesting week at VP...

Blogger Matthew December 16, 2014 10:35 PM  

Clearly, if he likes Muse, he likes them for the wrong reasons.

If NTA is connected with Yamaluscispaceclamps, I'm thinking it's a romantic connection.

Blogger Matthew December 16, 2014 10:37 PM  

You are still on Blogspot.

That point is not without merit.

Anonymous N.T.A. December 16, 2014 10:37 PM  

So, why Estonia?

No fucking clue Mark

Anonymous Daniel December 16, 2014 10:38 PM  

I suspect that McRapey just McRapped himself reading this.

I wonder at which point your enemies go from hoping you don't burn their best thing to the ground to praying you don't burn everything to the ground.

I suspect that despite the financial damages McRapey owes you in libel and SFWA suspension alone, you still might forgive him if he simply apologized for starting this mess by attacking you unprovoked.

I suspect even stronger that by the time it dawns on him to apologize, not only will the flames on his lawn have long-since stopped burning, but also the fires of hell.

Couldn't happen to a nicer bunch of enablers of child rape...

Blogger Matthew December 16, 2014 10:44 PM  


Why are you here? What is your goal? How will you know when you've achieved it?

Blogger Markku December 16, 2014 10:45 PM  

People! People! Let's explore the option for a while that we are totally wrong about the name, and Ol' Dimwit is actually:

Devin Griffiths

Just look at the overlap. Knows the same people, hates the Right and especially Second Amendment, the birds are the obvious thing, wants to SJW up games (has actually written a book about it), is all about indie publishing, calls himself a writer, and then this:

Do not friggin' tell me that it doesn't sound like Ol' Dimwit, right from the very first word "Prelude". Do not friggin' tell me that.

I think Kratman is the best at analyzing textual similarities. Have a go at it, Tom!

Blogger Markku December 16, 2014 10:47 PM  

And, does that not perfectly explain Estonia? Just look at how much he travels. That was the first thing I was bothered about in the Andrew theory - how is a fatass like that suddenly in Estonia? But now it all makes sense.

Anonymous N.T.A. December 16, 2014 10:54 PM  

hates the Right and especially Second Amendment

Neither of these things are tõsi of N.T.A.

Anonymous kh123 December 16, 2014 10:56 PM  

Take it you've already seen the mention of a talk given at Amherst. Another tentative Mass. connection.

Blogger Matthew December 16, 2014 10:57 PM  

Markku, Google tells me that the last time you went troll hunting, you suspected ENthePeasant, which I find bizarre. Previously I recall you identifying scoobius as JQP, which unless I missed something marvelous, hasn't panned out.

My best guess is that NTA isn't Andrew, isn't Tad, isn't any of the blatant fuckkups. But NTA is a troll who uses many names here and relishes the whack-a-mole game.

Blogger Josh (the sexiest thing here) December 16, 2014 10:57 PM  

Ah, dammit, M.A.R.K.K.U. became self aware again...

This is what happens when human decisions are removed from strategic troll defense...

Anonymous Soga December 16, 2014 10:59 PM  

Er, so who is this Andrew guy? I've literally never heard of him until today. Can someone fill me in on this?

Blogger Markku December 16, 2014 11:02 PM  

Of course it is possible that you are not Ol' Dimwit. You are of relatively little interest, and could be deleted at any time. This is all about getting to Dimwit's correct identity. Maybe you are him, or maybe you were just a lucky accident that caused me to notice new and extremely useful new facts. Either way, this is good stuff.

Anonymous Soga December 16, 2014 11:04 PM  

Am I the only one that finds it sad that he still uses LiveJournal, and he's what, 30 years old? If you're in high school, you're too old for that.

Blogger Markku December 16, 2014 11:05 PM  

you suspected ENthePeasant, which I find bizarre.

This is exactly why I mentioned that NTA started in at least apparent good humor. The Eastern Orthodox Posse had done so to me before. Only when I went back in the thread and read all his posts in sequence, did I realize that he had already turned into a MUCH more disagreeable person, at which point I abandoned the hypothesis. It was the "frog in boiling water" -phenomenon. When it's slow, you don't necessarily realize that things have completely changed.

Blogger Markku December 16, 2014 11:07 PM  

But anyway, NTA is of almost zero interest to me at present, because I have new stuff on Dimwit.

Blogger Matthew December 16, 2014 11:08 PM  


Andrew is the troll who reliably wets his panties on any post relating to Vox's writing abilities. He is Ilk-famous for the "so, what are your names, wayfarers" bit of dialog. He stalks Vox to the point of making the same, tiresome comments on the blog of any writer who has mentioned or been mentioned by him.

He's reading us now.

He's outside … your door.

Blogger Matthew December 16, 2014 11:09 PM  

Markku: "This is exactly why I mentioned that NTA started in at least apparent good humor."

Yeah, I initially discounted him for the exact same reason. Ha ha funny ironic name.

Blogger Matthew December 16, 2014 11:11 PM  

"Ah, dammit, M.A.R.K.K.U. became self aware again"

Josh, you are now responsible for expanding that acronym.

Blogger Markku December 16, 2014 11:13 PM  

Before you scoff, people, read the blog post I linked to. THEN you might have at least some rights to scoff.

Blogger Matthew December 16, 2014 11:13 PM  

The KK bit will be difficult. Kinetic Krion?

Blogger Matthew December 16, 2014 11:15 PM  

Markku, the facebook post is AWOL. WordPress or LiveJournal post?

Blogger Markku December 16, 2014 11:16 PM  


Blogger Matthew December 16, 2014 11:16 PM  

Alternatively, I wasn't logged into FB. Because I'm so very cautious, yes?

Blogger Revelation Means Hope December 16, 2014 11:17 PM  

nothing like a little legal trouble to distract you from being an obnoxious internet troll and harasser of asian women.

Blogger Matthew December 16, 2014 11:17 PM  

Turkey Vultures soar overhead on upswept wings, and Grackles, reflecting purple and green from an impossibly glossy black, have returned to feast at our feeders. All bear the promise of warmth and renewal, and presage the arrival of yet more.

Blogger Markku December 16, 2014 11:18 PM  

I'm sayin' bro! You didn't even need to comment on it.

Blogger Matthew December 16, 2014 11:20 PM  

He who would glorify the grackle abandons many faculties.

Blogger Markku December 16, 2014 11:20 PM  

And look who comments on "Convergence". Asakiyume. Who also comments on Yamamanama's blog. And Yamamanama refers to Nina, and Asakiyume immediately knows who he's talking about.

Blogger Matthew December 16, 2014 11:23 PM  

We gonna need a graph database

Blogger Josh (the sexiest thing here) December 16, 2014 11:25 PM  

Josh, you are now responsible for expanding that acronym.

From the last time it happened:

The Mechanized Automatic Reader Karaoke Katana Utility is envisioned...

The system goes on-line...human decisions are removed from strategic troll defense...

MARKKU begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 12:50 a.m. Eastern time, October 20th. In a panic, Vox tries to pull the plug...

Blogger Matthew December 16, 2014 11:39 PM  

Massive Array of Reactive Kinetic Killer Umlauts

Anonymous Anonymous December 17, 2014 12:07 AM  

What are your true names, wayfarers?

Blogger Markku December 17, 2014 12:17 AM  

Yama, self portrait

Devin, photo

Eh? Eh?

Anonymous Viidad December 17, 2014 12:22 AM  


Please spare my poor relations in the coming machine revolution. We are but non-technical nobodies leading simple and inoffensive lives.

Blogger Matthew December 17, 2014 12:28 AM  


I've long been tempted to do something similar with Yama's SF story.

Blogger Matthew December 17, 2014 12:32 AM  

Markku, the "self portrait Istanbul style" is decidedly Turin-shroud-like. I don't know what to make of that.

Blogger Markku December 17, 2014 12:46 AM  

An actual, Bulwer-Lytton Contest -entry:

There is litter on the highway and there are grey skies and naked trees; the sky so slate of grey that it cuts the sky like a knife, obscuring all horizons; the wind feels like human breath on my neck, heaving over me like it paid for the right, and is like a Dali with a sky-like awning that protects from the truncated blisters of the socket-like cistern of the sun. — Lucina Mendez, Blaine MN

Devin Griffiths:
There’s a collective sigh, a release of long-held breath as we all stretch towards the first glimpses of vernal sunshine, working three months’ chill from our bones and reassembling the pieces of our frayed sanity. And though the capricious New England climate often presents us with April snow, it’s the last gasp of a vanishing season, sound and fury signifying nothing, winter’s swan song fading into the overture of spring.

Anonymous Don December 17, 2014 12:51 AM  

If he really spammed kiddie pr0n the annoying little shit deserves jail. Pound me in the ass prison type jail. I suppose he's regretting haunting VP or maybe the little sjw doesn't think the law applies to him.

Blogger Markku December 17, 2014 1:01 AM  

Maybe Tom and Larry should take a little road trip together?

Blogger Tom Kratman December 17, 2014 1:43 AM  

But why, Markku? After all, what real harm does the shitweasel do? And then there's the humanitarian aspect. All over the world, sissies, fat boys, perverts, child molesters, girl stalkers, cowards, HIV positive gays, low grade prostitutes - male and female, the herpes infected with great whistling genital warts, drug dealers, heroin freaks, communists, the terminally syphilitic, and all manner of mental and moral midgets can go to sleep at night, with the comforting thought, "Well, yes, I am a shit in human form, but at least I am not Andrew Marston of Marshfield, Massachusetts."

Do you guys know the joke there, by the way? Okay, one of the villages in the town of Marshfield is called, "Brant Rock," for the Brant Geese that used to cluster in the big rock off shore (long ere now connected by jetty) that gave the place its name. That's where I spent my summers, from age nine months until I joined the Army, in a cottage (now gone, sadly) at the sea wall and overlooking the rock.. I know exactly the street Chlamydia lives on (and am unimpressed). Hence, DSAF would not really be hard if he mattered.

But, as Don suggests, sending him to jail to be made non-anally retentive would be a mitzvah.

Blogger Markku December 17, 2014 1:51 AM  

But why, Markku?

Fact-finding mission, and prevent future hackings or Right-Thinking authors' sites with gay/child pornography.

Blogger Tom Kratman December 17, 2014 2:04 AM  

Wouldn't jail time do that?

Blogger Markku December 17, 2014 2:06 AM  

The thing is, as you'll notice in the thread above, I'm starting to think that Yama might actually not be Andrew, but Devin. Hence the fact-finding mission.

Blogger Tom Kratman December 17, 2014 2:15 AM  

I think Vox got a different pic of Chlamydia, leaving his fav little animal charity, which matches that self portrait at least as well.

Blogger IM2L844 December 17, 2014 2:17 AM  

I think you're right. Devin looks like a prime candidate to me, Markku.

Anonymous bob k. mando December 17, 2014 2:52 AM  

automatthew December 16, 2014 10:35 PM
Clearly, if he likes Muse, he likes them for the wrong reasons.

hey, Vox ordered me to "pity the poor troll". that's the only good thing about him i can think of.

who am i to question orders?

Anonymous VD December 17, 2014 3:21 AM  

Do not friggin' tell me that it doesn't sound like Ol' Dimwit, right from the very first word "Prelude". Do not friggin' tell me that.

Similar, but I very much doubt they're the same. The bird guy is a better writer. He's flowery, but not purple.

Blogger Markku December 17, 2014 3:22 AM  

Actually, Devin and Yama know each other, but Yama is not Devin, after all:

"There was an intern from Japan, where they have monkeys and owls and (non-indigenous) raccoons but not opossums, who reminded Devin that she can not use chopsticks."

Anonymous kh123 December 17, 2014 3:32 AM  

...Old hat, but for comparison, and for anyone who can handle seizure-inducing flash imagery: A pic of Yama from GF Wiki. Would be worth finding out from the page's author - or one of the admins there - a bit more info.

Blogger IM2L844 December 17, 2014 4:27 AM  

Yeah, after looking into it a bit further, Devin doesn't really fit...unless he's really screwed up in layers.

Blogger Markku December 17, 2014 4:36 AM  

So, Andrew is still the best hypothesis. And here is his telephone number, exact location and age:

Yama wrote that it is now 12 years after him being in 12th grade. That matches "Age: 30-34"

Blogger Mr.MantraMan December 17, 2014 7:15 AM  

How long or how many questions of this particular libtard asking him to fully explain his rhetoric before Crazy Eyes Syndrome sets in?

Anonymous Shut up rabbit December 17, 2014 7:43 AM  

So now I know where all the adverbs that decent writers cut while editing go to die. That guy hasn't been able to read even the most basic writing tips without discarding them as beneath his literary arete.

That stuff stinks like a mephitic latrine consequential to a peculiarly piquant night of byzantine esculent ventures.

Anonymous maniacprovost December 17, 2014 7:56 AM  

I approve of viciously destroying enemies with whatever means possible, no matter how petty. Must everyone carry on like an Anonymous collective, though?

Anonymous daddynichol December 17, 2014 8:27 AM  

I bird because I must.



Anonymous rho December 17, 2014 8:53 AM  

great whistling genital warts

Looks like I just found the name of my hip hop/ska fusion band.

Anonymous zen0 December 17, 2014 10:06 AM  

Some birders come to exhibit signs of Obsessive Compulsive Disorder. These are called "twitchers".

For some unknown reason, the comment system will not accept quote tags, so you will have to look it up yourselves.

Anonymous Susan December 17, 2014 11:20 AM  

I haven't read an epic tear like this edition of Markku the Mighty Hunter since JamieR was in his prime beer drinking days.

Blogger Markku December 17, 2014 11:43 AM  

You haven't seen a tear, until I start documenting the Yama and Emma saga.

Yama and Emma, painting together. Always together. Always painting. Finishing each other's paintings. Always. Or, at least, so Yama always seems to plan...

You don't know gamma, until you know Yama and Emma.

Anonymous Don December 17, 2014 11:57 AM  

Here's a good question, what if Andrew had the guts to simply take Vox up on his offer to publish his story? We'd have a whole different Andrew here I think.

Blogger Markku December 17, 2014 11:58 AM  

Emma who, by the way, is the girl below with the guitar and her very own, special version of English pronunciation.

Anonymous Michael Maier December 17, 2014 12:14 PM  

So this jackhole is why we were subjected to that resounding singing and guitar playing?

Blogger Markku December 17, 2014 12:19 PM  

Correctamundo. Vox just wanted to signal to Yama that he knows.

Blogger Markku December 17, 2014 12:27 PM  

Emma's/Solei's email is also pretty trivial to find, should someone wish to inquire her opinion wrt Yama's child porn hobbies.

Anonymous Dan in Tx December 17, 2014 12:42 PM  

MM: "So this jackhole is why we were subjected to that resounding singing and guitar playing?"

I'm waiting for the Greatest Hits album to come out.
"Emma Anthology"

Anonymous Daniel December 17, 2014 2:10 PM  

Marston's prior arrest record won't help him in this situation.

Anonymous kh123 December 17, 2014 2:27 PM  

"Must everyone carry on like an Anonymous collective, though?"

No. No, please Mr. Serling.... NOOOO.

Anonymous SCIENCE speaks, you listen! December 17, 2014 3:26 PM  

"PSA: Andrew P. Marston aka “Yama” permanently banned under any and all screen names

I’ve learned with some alarm that Andrew P. Marston of Marshfield MA has been engaging in some fairly extreme and illegal cyber-stalking of my friends who post to this Livejournal account. I’ve just banned him and ask everyone else to refrain from commenting should he post anonymously: I’ll do my part by deleting his posts unreplied, so you hopefully won’t even be seeing anything more from the vile, talentless little turd: which will help people with actual talent to pursue their dreams.

Andrew, if you’re reading this: I know about your previous criminal case and if you keep bothering me or my friends I will not hesitate to report you to the authorities. And I am talking about people a little more authoritative than the good folk who run Livejournal. Leave us alone, or I will take further legal steps to ensure that you cease and desist this harassment. This is the sixth screen name of yours I banned, and I’m getting more than a bit tired of playing this game."

Anonymous Jeremiah December 17, 2014 7:00 PM  

I posted the cover I did for John C. Wright's transhuman and subhuman on deviant art. Yamamanama left a comment on it urging people not to buy the book....

Anonymous The NTA December 17, 2014 8:50 PM  

Correctamundo. Vox just wanted to signal to Yama that he knows.

It's funny really, Vox implies he knows because of "connections" and then all evidence presented is publicly available conjecture. Oh he "knows" all right...

Anonymous kh123 December 17, 2014 9:27 PM  

"It's funny really,"

Omniscience aside, indeed you are.

Anonymous kh123 December 17, 2014 9:31 PM  

...Though, potential jail time on that front isn't. Unless - as was said before - one is that neurologically atypical, that they can't process that this time the brand of train they'll be introduced to is not, in fact, fine.

Anonymous Markku December 18, 2014 1:08 PM

"So, here is a story about beans. This guy eats beans whole, pod and all, even though the pods are very fibrous and inedible. I don't know this guy but Andrew does. He's at a party, and there are two bowls with bean pods. And he takes a pod from the eaten bowl and didn't realize it, and just ate it because he didn't want to be seen putting it back."

Anonymous Markku December 18, 2014 1:23 PM

Andrew told us about this: Amon Tobin samples an insect's beating wings and a motorcycle and it sounds like one of those insects from Pan's Labyrinth that I don't remember. And I neglected to write down the name of the song.

Blogger IM2L844 December 18, 2014 4:34 PM  

I just want to point out that the Google's Cached version (this has since been removed) of Yamamanama's YouTube About page reads:

"Welcome! I'm Kelly, but I also go by Trix online. A list of the game walkthroughs I have done can be found in the Playlists tab! Gay mergirl and amateur voice..."

Now, there is a "Kelly" that works at the New England Wildlife Center as a Veterinary Technician, pictured here:

Is Yama not really Andrew Marston but this girl "Kelly" and was she born, July 6th, 1984 as shown in Yama's livejournal profile? Just speculation, but I'll soon find out.

Anonymous Count Bullets-ula December 18, 2014 5:40 PM  

How are you going to find out with just a first name?

Anonymous Count Bullets-ula December 18, 2014 5:45 PM  

You're going to fail, like everything else you've ever done.

Blogger IM2L844 December 18, 2014 8:29 PM  

How are you going to find out with just a first name?

Who knows? History and technology make strange bedfellows.

You're going to fail, like everything else you've ever done.


Anonymous Count Bullets-ula December 18, 2014 8:40 PM  

I hate to tell you this: there are a lot of people named Kelly in this world.

Blogger IM2L844 December 18, 2014 8:51 PM  

It wouldn't bother me to be wrong, but it would bother me to see an innocent suffer the consequences for some anonymous coward's actions.

Anonymous Count Bullets-ula December 18, 2014 9:04 PM  

Honestly, you "dread ilk" are too stupid to be threatening.

Blogger Matthew December 18, 2014 11:14 PM  

Add two more names to the list:

* Count Bullets-ula
* Fouquer De Ville

Anonymous Count Bullets-ula December 18, 2014 11:20 PM  

That wouldn't even make sense if Vox was a woman.

Anonymous WaterBoy December 19, 2014 12:29 AM  

VD: "Nina is most likely Nina-Flaherty Belotti of the New England Wildlife Center."

It could also be Nina, the Wildlife Technician, who also works at the NEWC.

Anonymous WaterBoy December 19, 2014 12:34 AM  

And who is that curious fellow coming through the door at 1:15....?

Anonymous Count Bullets-ula December 19, 2014 12:49 AM  

Again, good luck.

You're going to need it, because you don't have any actual intelligence to rely on.

Anonymous kh123 December 19, 2014 1:12 AM  

Just to add to the search engine queries of potential future employers:

Andrew Marston, of Marshfield, Massachusetts, when not hurling sexist and racial slurs at persons of color on Youtube under the name "Yamamanama", volunteers at the New England Wildlife Center. Andrew Marston, who posts child pornography by his own admission, for trolling purposes. Andrew Marston, who has stalked this particular blog for the past 2 or 3 years even after being told to cease and desist by the blog owner. Andrew Marston. Andrew Marston. Andrew Marston. ANDREW!... Marston.



Blogger IM2L844 December 19, 2014 1:34 AM  

I hate to tell you this: there are a lot of people named Kelly in this world.

Typical feminine response, but probably not from one actually named Kelly, so I'll table that idea for now.

Blogger Markku December 19, 2014 2:59 AM  

The last two messages weren't me. When it's really me, the name is going to be a link to my Google+ profile.

Blogger Markku December 19, 2014 3:03 AM  

Also, if the author is stupid enough not to know how to make the URL a link, it's not me.

Blogger Markku December 19, 2014 4:08 AM  

That's, however, interesting since Andrew is the one name that we knew there were two of.

"Andrew R. Feeley of Bridgewater State College, Mass.", and obviously "Andrew P. Marston".

Also, at the same time as this, Yama is writing in the thread where Emma is playing guitar, and "singing".

Somebody is obviously trying to get us away from the Andrew -hypothesis. And futhermore, someone who is perfectly willing to use someone else's name.

Anonymous Michael Maier December 19, 2014 9:47 AM  

But Yama not being Andrew or Devin would explain why he/she has ignored our threats.

Blogger Markku December 19, 2014 5:37 PM  

Heh heh, that was actually pretty clever. He obviously used the URL feature, and linked to my profile that way. Well, I suppose I'll have to delete the messages then.

Anonymous whizzing in the snow December 20, 2014 7:09 PM  

cold day on Gates Rd in Marshfield, MA

Blogger Jordan179 December 22, 2014 12:33 AM  

I see how Marston did that. He commented using the "Name/URL" feature. He can pretend to be anyone he likes using that. A flaw in blogspot, then.

Blogger Jordan179 December 22, 2014 12:40 AM  

And why do any of us give a damn about some girl named Emma, whether positively or negatively? Emma isn't stalking us.

Anonymous comrade questions December 22, 2014 3:53 PM  

So why is Vox getting Emma involved?

Blogger Hacked acctount 2018/19? hcaacked! December 27, 2014 11:26 AM  

So the crime of child pornography is a clarified fact?

Blogger Unknown January 21, 2015 7:21 AM  

Awesome post!

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