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Wednesday, November 11, 2015

That's what they don't get


See, I'M the nice one in the family. I mean, sure, I might have the massive piles of skulls and everything scattered around the lair, to say nothing of a heating system powered by burning rendered SJW fat, but all the various desecrations and violations and devourings by the Vile Faceless Minions are strictly post-mortem.

Spacebunny, on the other hand, usually prefers to play with the living....

There is more. It's pretty funny, actually. It's as if Veggie Tales met the Hugo Awards and they smoked a little peyote-spiked weed together.

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Blogger James Higham November 11, 2015 4:29 PM  

You have Spacebunny - that makes you semi-lethal.

Blogger Tar Heel November 11, 2015 4:46 PM  

It's all right, Matthew. Not all of us are as truly "vile" as a slug. Some of us are worse off.

Blogger Dystopic November 11, 2015 4:53 PM  

Ah it's a good day to be VFM. I love the smell of napalm in the morning.

But yeah. Even a VFM knows better than to mess with spacebunny. I'll just gnaw on these bones over here and keep my place.

Blogger Rabbi B November 11, 2015 5:01 PM  

Spacebunny, on the other hand, usually prefers to play with the living....

It's certainly a lot more fun to play with your food.

Blogger Bobo #117 November 11, 2015 5:09 PM  

"...powered by burning rendered SJW fat"

The definition of "endless resource".
Smells a little like Cheetos, tho...

Blogger Quizzer W November 11, 2015 5:29 PM  

Thank you, Vox. We've been sitting on this forever, I think it was rattling in my brain from the very start in May. I'm glad we waited because Codex and I are producing much better comics now. Very happy to receive a laugh instead of a retaliatory drop of podling-making nanites on the studio!

Blogger automatthew November 11, 2015 5:35 PM  

Now if only the slug looked a bit like Charlie Brown ...

Blogger Markku November 11, 2015 5:39 PM  

And was missing a hat.

Oh, it is!

Blogger automatthew November 11, 2015 5:48 PM  

I hear the slug was forced to resort to buying a cheap cowboy hat at Tractor Supply to keep his slimy scalp from getting sunburned.

Blogger Krul November 11, 2015 5:53 PM  

There should be a reference to the Dreyfus affair. Maybe if the burning match said "J'accuse!" in the first panel.

Can I get a status update on the train over here?

Blogger Azimus November 11, 2015 5:56 PM  

What is the intern? Is it a paintbrush?

Blogger automatthew November 11, 2015 5:57 PM  

Green onion.

Blogger Stingray November 11, 2015 6:09 PM  

a heating system powered by burning rendered SJW fat

But, the smell . . . . .

Anonymous NorthernHamlet November 11, 2015 6:09 PM  

VD,

I'll never forget that time you expounded on the virtues of keeping zip ties in your pocket.

Blogger maniacprovost November 11, 2015 6:09 PM  

to say nothing of a heating system powered by burning rendered SJW fat

Future generations will look back on our profligate use of hydrocarbons and SJW fat as we look with horror upon the use of sperm whale oil for lighting street lamps.

The main difference is that the White Whale was a sympathetic character in its way.

Blogger Student in Blue November 11, 2015 6:12 PM  

@Krul
There should be a reference to the Dreyfus affair. Maybe if the burning match said "J'accuse!" in the first panel.

We all know the best way to improve this comic is to meticulously label everyone and everything in it, until it's so text-laden Tim Buckley would be proud of it.

Blogger Loyd Jenkins November 11, 2015 6:17 PM  

I learned as a single man in college, women are meaner than men. They have no sense of humor when it comes to fighting (just look at SJWs). Or honor. When I told a married man this, his answer was 'who told you?'

Keep Spacebunny happy. Life will be better.

Blogger The Overgrown Hobbit November 11, 2015 6:36 PM  

@9. Actually, it's a chive. She lied on the application to get the diversity hire.

Anonymous LL #0002 November 11, 2015 6:41 PM  

Pshaw!! She's a cupcake. Hand her a baby or puppy and her super powers are disarmed.

Blogger automatthew November 11, 2015 6:49 PM  

Actually, it's a chive. She lied on the application to get the diversity hire

Whatever. I'd still sautee her and put her on my steak.

Blogger VD November 11, 2015 7:03 PM  

I'll never forget that time you expounded on the virtues of keeping zip ties in your pocket.

It does sound a little creepy, I suppose. But as long as you don't have a pair of them prepped, no one will even realize what they are. I just leave a few of them in all my coat pockets.

Blogger Were-Puppy November 11, 2015 7:06 PM  

Those must be some pretty lengthy zip ties if they are going to fit around a portly SJWs wrists.

Anonymous 334 November 11, 2015 7:08 PM  

@22.

Wrists, not thighs. Not like you need three or four feet ...

Blogger Danby November 11, 2015 7:22 PM  

@23
why did you just invoke Steve, the Dark Ninja of Mockery to post pictures that prove you wrong

Blogger David Awhsome November 11, 2015 7:34 PM  

Falling into a black hole, when you reach the event horizon, to observes you appear to stop and instead your image slowly fades, whilst in fact you carry on going, getting more compressed by gravity. Such is the fate of SJW. Their rankly relativising field collapses into the black hole of absolute irrationalism. We see their wraiths hovering at the horizon, forever in our view, yet growing forever dimmer, and think they may yet return to us. But they have long ago passed beyond, getting denser as they go.

Blogger YIH November 11, 2015 7:42 PM  

See, I'M the nice one in the family.
No doubt there, I remember when Spacebunny was a regular commenter/second-in-command moderator.
Even the late, great, Bane was nice to her - and for those who remember him Spacebunny was the only person he was nice to - Vox included. She would have blasted out 'Tad' et al. looonnnng before Vox finally did. Typically less than three comment threads before Spacebunny would say something like ''that's quite enough of that thank you, you're history'' and that would be that.
I can't say I've seen her since 'cuckoo comment' (it was buggy) went to the digital 'happy hunting ground' - don't bother checking old posts, you'll just see '0 comments'.

Anonymous NorthernHamlet November 11, 2015 8:02 PM  

It does sound a little creepy, I suppose.

Not at all. Simply nerve-wracking for someone that might pick a fight with you or otherwise get out of hand, I'm sure.

I honestly don't know what some of your enemies were thinking when they decided to poke the bear.

Blogger YIH November 11, 2015 8:20 PM  

@7 automatthew:
Now if only the slug looked a bit like Charlie Brown ...
The classic one or the new one?
That sucker is just dripping with wrong sauce, CGI Peanuts? Really?
And what's with the Baba O'riley (AKA ''teenage wasteland'')? They couldn't just blow the dust off the old Vince Guaraldi tapes?

Anonymous 334 November 11, 2015 8:29 PM  

@24.
I have it on good authority the Dark Ninja is taking a day off ...

Blogger Markku November 11, 2015 8:39 PM  

Yes, you can easily criticise the decision to go CGI in the first place, but within that framework, I think that is a masterfully modelled Charlie Brown.

Blogger maniacprovost November 11, 2015 9:04 PM  

I'm surprised they didn't get a bunch of retarded kids to read the script to save money.

I'm speaking of the Hugos, of course.

Blogger James Dixon November 11, 2015 9:14 PM  

> But, the smell . . . . .

It's an external burner, on the far corner of the Dark Lord's estates, Stingray. I've heard that's it's also deep below the surface, but I've never been privileged to see the processing facilities myself.

You surely don't think he lets any of those processes take place near his abode do you?

Blogger YIH November 11, 2015 9:18 PM  

@30 Markku:
From a CGI technical POV, yeah, I guess you're right.
From an aesthetic POV, it's just horrid. CGI is fine for original works (Toy stoy, UP) but as a replacement for cel (traditional) animation it's made of fail.
An apt comparison would be an aluminum Christmas tree vs. natural or even a good artificial one. The Wikipedia link comes complete with photos - they really were that hideous.
And because the whole thing was very electrically conductive metal, dangerous to boot.
A Charlie Brown Christmas literally killed them off, as they well deserved.

Blogger Markku November 11, 2015 9:40 PM  

The problem is that since there is no demand for traditional animation anymore - and it is an incredibly difficult and long process - the skill has disappeared from the face of the earth. You can't do anything other than CGI even if you wanted to.

Blogger Dave November 11, 2015 9:44 PM  

Is that CGI Charlie Brown or Lego Charlie Brown?

Blogger Cataline Sergius November 11, 2015 10:11 PM  

He got Spacebunny's hair right.

Awesome.

OpenID Jack Amok November 11, 2015 10:39 PM  

It does sound a little creepy, I suppose. But as long as you don't have a pair of them prepped, no one will even realize what they are. I just leave a few of them in all my coat pockets.

The Chive was obviously counting on the zip ties. Too bad you were wearing your cloak instead.

Blogger YIH November 11, 2015 10:45 PM  

@34 Markku:
The problem is that since there is no demand for traditional animation anymore - and it is an incredibly difficult and long process - the skill has disappeared from the face of the earth. You can't do anything other than CGI even if you wanted to.
Aren't you overlooking The Simpsons, King of the Hill and tons of Anime? Granted, almost no cel animation is done outside of Japan now, but the Japanese crank out lots of it - and have done so since the early 50's, as well as doing contract work with American producers for their stuff (nearly all of Hanna-Barbara came from Japan). The Peanuts stuff (including a few feature films) was US made, and was done even quicker, cheaper and dirtier than any episode of The Simpsons. That was a big part of it's appeal.
@35 Dave:
Is that CGI Charlie Brown or Lego Charlie Brown?
CGI, with hand-drawn faces. The combination is really jarring.

Blogger Markku November 11, 2015 10:46 PM  

Aren't you overlooking The Simpsons, King of the Hill

Not good enough for feature-length films.

Blogger Markku November 11, 2015 10:50 PM  

It would appear that Simpsons is made in Korea.

Anonymous BGS November 11, 2015 11:09 PM  

The smell of burnt human flesh sticks on burn unit workers even after several days off/showers.

the skill has disappeared from the face of the earth. You can't do anything other than CGI even if you wanted to.

Like the US ability to go into space since affirmative action.

Blogger YIH November 11, 2015 11:27 PM  

@40 Markku: Yep, Korean. Just like American companies from the 60's to the 80's contracted out to Japan for their needs, Japan now contracts out to Korea. And for the same reason, cheaper.
Fox bypassed the Japanese to go straight to a Korean studio.
Try this one on for size; the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles were created in the US, the (first) cartoon series was farmed out to Japan but didn't debut there until several years after it ran in the US. When dubbed to Japanese, a few things had to be changed - including the name, it became Teenage Mutant Hero Turtles, because to them there is nothing 'heroic' about ninja. Just like in the original comic book, ninja are nothing but assassins for hire.
When the Japanese started producing it as anime for their own audience things really went off the rails, typical strange Japan.

Blogger caecus November 11, 2015 11:28 PM  

You could take some of that rich SJW fat, a little lye, and make soap. Saw it in a movie once.

Blogger Subversive Saint #249 November 11, 2015 11:33 PM  

I hear the boilers use SJW tears in a closed loop circulation system to heat the castle and run the generators.

OpenID Jack Amok November 11, 2015 11:57 PM  

On second thought, isn't a chive a bit.... thin? For an SJW woman that is. Does anyone have a link to a "how to draw eggplants" tutorial? Turnips? Purple-haired beets? Tattooed Manatees?

Blogger Feather Blade November 12, 2015 12:21 AM  

@44 One would think that would rust some part of the system. Even if the Dark Lord uses PEX for the supply lines, some part of the boiler must be metal....

Anonymous Donn #0114 November 12, 2015 12:59 AM  

Next year they should hire the South African sign language interpreter for the Hugos.

Anonymous 0007 November 12, 2015 7:27 AM  

I'm thinking that SB is considering some Pho for lunch, maybe??

Blogger Skylark Thibedeau November 12, 2015 8:38 AM  

I like the theme for the TV series The White Queen: "Men Go To Battle. WOMEN MAKE WAR".

Blogger Stingray November 12, 2015 9:46 AM  

@ 32

James Dixon,

I was thinking about this (it's like a train wreck) and I figured, that must either be where he keeps the VFM (near the burner) to keep them hungry and mean or he keeps the imprisoned SJWs there, so they have to smell themselves. A fitting punishment.

@43

Ewwwww.

Blogger Danby November 12, 2015 12:40 PM  

@45 Jack Amok
On second thought, isn't a chive a bit.... thin? For an SJW woman that is. Does anyone have a link to a "how to draw eggplants" tutorial? Turnips? Purple-haired beets? Tattooed Manatees?

Just because it's effeminate, and obviously longing for the firm, masterly, disciplinary touch of the Dark one, doesn't mean it's female.

Blogger Danby November 12, 2015 12:41 PM  

@32 James Dixon
There's a reason the Fouled Pits are so foul.

Blogger James Dixon November 12, 2015 9:44 PM  

> On second thought, isn't a chive a bit.... thin? For an SJW woman that is.

What part of intern escaped you, Jack? She's a newbie and hasn't had time to achieve the full results of SJWism yet.

Blogger James Dixon November 12, 2015 9:51 PM  

> ...that must either be where he keeps the VFM (near the burner) to keep them hungry and mean...

I understand that some are kept near at his estates where they can keep and eye on the captured SJW's, yes. Most of the senior VFM's are in the field though, performing various unnameable duties at the Dark Lords command.

OpenID Jack Amok November 13, 2015 12:43 AM  

Danby,

Certainly a possibility, but then where are the Dorito stains? Lack of fingers is no excuse...

James,

An intern, yeah. That chive would be swimming in Monica Lewinski's blue dress.

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