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Thursday, December 10, 2015

That took longer than expected

The first fake review finally appears:
this book will just make you hate those people more
By Beamer on December 9, 2015

Unsurprisingly, this book is preaching to its choir. Are you a straight white male terrified of the fact that, while white males remain the most powerful group in America, people other than straight white males are being represented more and more often? Do the thoughts of gay people being able to marry or, gasp, women being named CEO over a perfectly qualified male keep you up all night?

Then this book will completely back your worldview.

But if you aren't a frightened, shallow, impotent straight white male, this book will just make you hate those people more. I happen to be a straight white male. I embrace new thoughts in our leadership, because let's be honest, we haven't done such a great job the past 50 years. But Vox Day disagrees, and very openly feels only straight white males should lead.

Either you're a terrified, impotent straight white male and you love him, or you'll find this book to basically be an excellent reason to move to Canada.
It's a fascinating portrait in SJW rhetoric. I mean, there is no reason at all for gay men and women to be just little bit concerned about mass migration from the Muslim world, right?
 
Love Gravity Wins.

The review is pure rabbitology. See, if you want to consider yourself brave and virile and deep, or if you're female or non-white, or if you're male and white and deeply apologetic about it, you must not read this book! It is Elil! Beware! Badthink and Thoughtcrime and Tharn await the unwary!

But at last, VFM, it's Wild Hunt time! Beamer is male, has a dog, and likes the Repairman Jack novels of F. Paul Wilson. He's a graduate of Boston College and Duke, and uses or used a Blackberry at work. His first name may be Mark and he had a relationship of some sort with a woman named Beth. First one to correctly identify him and provide contact details wins the free hardcover of his choice from Castalia House and gets a virtual skull for social media bragging purposes. Bonus skull for providing place of employment.

Duke University
MBA - 2010.
JD - 2007.
BA - English and Computer Science - Boston College.
Fan of hardcore music.
Soft spot for cheesy aquatic adventure novels.

Uses Blackberry at work. 

VFM Rules: The SJWs take a shot and the VFM immediately apply the Five Ds in reprisal. Dig, Doxx, Discredit, Disemploy, and Devour. Better make that move to Canada now, Beamer. The Vile Faceless Minions are coming for you.

UPDATE: And VFM 38 got him. But 59 minutes? Really, Minions, I expect more speed out of you. Everyone whose minion number ends in 4, you will report to Malwyn for encouragement and inspiration.

UPDATE 2: I can't what it who even.... what is this?

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125 Comments:

Blogger Mr.MantraMan December 10, 2015 7:12 AM  

Blackberry at work, I most likely will be wrong but I have heard that the DoD is still a large user of BB. I myself own one for private but only because it is a superior piece of hardware.

Blogger Cataline Sergius December 10, 2015 7:32 AM  

Uses Blackberry at work.

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha wheez...wheez Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha

Anonymous TroperA December 10, 2015 7:37 AM  

Unsurprisingly, this book is preaching to its choir. Are you a straight white male terrified of the fact that, while white males remain the most powerful group in America,

I wonder, is he including Jews among that group of powerful white males? Is he counting Democrat billionaires (who outnumber Republican billionaires on the Open Secrets political spenders list by 13 to 9? )

Do the thoughts of gay people being able to marry or, gasp, women being named CEO over a perfectly qualified male keep you up all night?

The legal gay marriage rate for men stands at 4 percent. It seems the men who are the most repulsed by the idea of gay marriage are gay men themselves. And is this clown seriously suggesting that a perfectly qualified CEO candidate should be overlooked only because he has a penis? (He didn't mention whether or not the hypothetical woman candidate who was appointed to his position was qualified for the role.)

I embrace new thoughts in our leadership, because let's be honest, we haven't done such a great job the past 50 years.

...Yes, we had the sexual revolution, the rise of the welfare state, rampant immigration, the Marxist radicalization of Academia...oh wait. The Demmycrats were responsible for all of that. Odd to see a Democrat who will come right out and admit that his party's policies have been one giant clusterfuck.

Either you're a terrified, impotent straight white male and you love him,...

WAIT WAIT WAIT! I thought straight white men were the most powerful group in America! How can they be terrified when they're in control of everything and have rigged the game in their favor?

Oh how brave of this reviewer to boldly strike out against Vox Day's book when he knows that any second the Secret White Patriarchal Police will bust down his door and haul him off to Brain Rescrambling Camp! How many SJWs have been brutally killed by the repressive white male regime in charge of this country? How many innocent lives will the Patriarchy claim until its reign has been violently overthrown? The number of SJWs clogging up the street with their blood must be in the thousands by now. (It's gotta be true...right?)

Blogger Houston December 10, 2015 7:40 AM  

The old versus the new. Two responses to leftist character assassination.

Conservative response: "Here is a long-winded argument explaining carefully why I'm not really a bad person."

Militant right response: "Find this man and bring him to me."

Blogger VD December 10, 2015 7:43 AM  

Militant right response: "Find this man and bring him to me."

Supreme Dark Lord's response: Find this man and bring his skull to me. And lick it clean first.

Blogger Nate December 10, 2015 7:45 AM  

So apparently Jimmy Carter was also terrified that straight white men were losing influence.

Blogger Nate December 10, 2015 7:47 AM  

also... looking through his wishlist... this guy makes Milo look butch

OpenID paworldandtimes December 10, 2015 7:49 AM  

One of alt-Right's first orders of business, at least from my perspective when I started participating 13 years ago, was to dump the phrase "white male" and call friendlies out on it when they wrote that. I saw it as subtle but pervasive and emasculating rhetoric.

None of us say that anymore, and those who do, mark themselves as enemies who consciously deploy the phrase as a weapon.

PA

Blogger Cataline Sergius December 10, 2015 7:49 AM  

BA - English and Computer Science = Wants to be a writer but wanted a decent day job.

JD = Didn't make it in Computer Science or writing so he went law.

MBA = Didn't make it in law so he is trying the business route.

The Duke part is interesting. Moved from the North East down to the Carolinas.

Thinks a $125 Casio G-Shock is really great watch.
Again. Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha wheez...wheez Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha

Blogger Nate December 10, 2015 7:53 AM  

Cataline... note too... it would be one thing if the guy was using a new Blackberry Classic at work. He's using a blackberry bold. Which I believe is going on 6 years old now.

Its like using a TRS-80 desktop at work.

Blogger Cataline Sergius December 10, 2015 7:55 AM  

@7

Doing that myself. Talk about the King of the SWPLs.

And inexpensive ones at that. Hipster tastes on a hipster budget.

Anonymous George of the Jungle December 10, 2015 7:56 AM  

Not just hate, but MORE hate from the rabbits. Good heavens, I thought they had made it a thoughtcrime already. Anyway, now we can reference that review as admissible evidence every time the SJW's ooze into Rule #3.

Anonymous VFM 38 December 10, 2015 7:59 AM  

Vox, check your email. I think I got him.

Blogger The Kurgan December 10, 2015 8:03 AM  

I can't wait for that skull to appear. If i had more time right now i'd be tracking him.

Blogger Doom December 10, 2015 8:03 AM  

Beautiful.

I wish I could get a picture of this all and start a museum with such. Tick, tock, the times they are a changing.

Blogger Steve, the Dark Ninja of Mockery December 10, 2015 8:07 AM  

Wrong person zen0.

Blogger Cataline Sergius December 10, 2015 8:07 AM  

@ Nate

Note that the very positive review for the HTC phone. Which means the Blackberry is required and supplied by his employers. That probably means old boss that keeps him on a string.



Okay he is still in law but he's not exactly batting it out of the park.

All the hallmarks of a tier III law school graduate. A badly tailored business suit, that had been expensive ten years ago. A taste in cheap watches. Too much debt, a ninety hour work week. Slaving away with the promise of a full time partnership forever just out of reach.

Blogger The Kurgan December 10, 2015 8:12 AM  

Seems like vfm 38 may be there already but there is a place you can get boston college yearboks online if you register

Blogger Drew December 10, 2015 8:15 AM  

This is why I love the Alt Right.

Over Thanksgiving, I was discussing with my father how we on the Religious Right should take our activism to the next level. We should make ideology a part of our decision-making process at work, meaning that ideological beliefs affect who we hire, fire, and promote.

Obviously, we should not do this openly. But let's say you have 10 candidates for the job, and 5 of them are qualified for it. Out of those 5, 2 are Progressivists. In this situation, we should select the candidate from the remaining 3, and find another set of criteria (not involving ideology) in which our selected candidate tops the other 4 which justifies our selection.

Obviously, if the only qualified candidate is a Progressivist, then you have to select that individual for the position. This also helps keep your cover. Still, we should use our occupations to help fill positions, and do vendor management in a way that helps our political agenda, and have a good cover story in case anyone tries to call us out.

My father, being a baby boomer, was shocked at the strategy and thought that we should separate our political activism from our professional lives. My generation is not so idealistic.

Anonymous Desiderius December 10, 2015 8:24 AM  

"Duke University"

Figures.

MBA from Fuqua, which lends itself to colorfully appropriate pronunciation.

Anonymous VFM 38 December 10, 2015 8:25 AM  

Waiting to hear from Vox, but if I'm right, anyone concerned over Amazon's own "objectivity" is completely warranted. This guy worked for Amazon up until earlier this year.

Blogger Cataline Sergius December 10, 2015 8:27 AM  

Given the taste in men's Watches and men's adventure novels. I'd say male.

Not a lesbian as I'd briefly suspected but with Millennial it can be hard to tell. The real tell there is the music. No caterwauling lesbians.

Beamer may just be the car that is forever out of reach.

Blogger dc.sunsets December 10, 2015 8:28 AM  

I happen to be a straight white male

What are the odds:
1. he hasn't been with a woman for quite some time, or
2. if married, his wife runs the show 100% (and she outweighs him.)
3. he has more or less than the usual one chin.
4. he has manboobs.

Blogger VD December 10, 2015 8:28 AM  

Don't mention names here. They should only be discussed privately with me.

Blogger Salt December 10, 2015 8:29 AM  

Duke University. VFM should take a look at the daycare centers, too. Or do I repeat myself?

Anonymous Desiderius December 10, 2015 8:30 AM  

Nate,

"this guy makes Milo look butch"

To be fair, Milo is more butch than any non-Cruz national GOP figure.

Blogger dc.sunsets December 10, 2015 8:30 AM  

My father, being a baby boomer, was shocked at the strategy and thought that we should separate our political activism from our professional lives. My generation is not so idealistic.

Hey, watch it. I'm a boomer and if I can lose my idealism, no boomer is beyond hope.

Blogger Nate December 10, 2015 8:35 AM  

"Beamer may just be the car that is forever out of reach."

now now... you have your nominclature mixed up.

"beamer" is what BMW motorcycle owners call them. The auto owners use the term "bimmer".

This is not a hard fast rule... but it is the common usage.

Blogger ncartist December 10, 2015 8:35 AM  

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Blogger dc.sunsets December 10, 2015 8:36 AM  

Don't mention names here

Ah, I get it. How layered....

Blogger Nate December 10, 2015 8:36 AM  

"To be fair, Milo is more butch than any non-Cruz national GOP figure."

yep. The list of Dubya's faults is a long one... but damn... at least he's a male.

Blogger alexamenos December 10, 2015 8:37 AM  

"let's be honest, we haven't done such a great job the past 50 years. But Vox Day disagrees...."

Somebody didn't quite grasp what they were reading.

Maybe half way through myself and thoroughly digging it...choir members are certainly able to enjoy a sermon from time to time.

Blogger Daniel December 10, 2015 8:38 AM  

Sheesh. 59 minutes. That is almost analog.

Blogger Cataline Sergius December 10, 2015 8:39 AM  

blech...Beamer might be into Pirate Roleplaying. Although I admit the evidence for that is a little slim.

Nuts about cocktail stuff though.

Anonymous That Would Be Telling December 10, 2015 8:39 AM  

My father, being a baby boomer, was shocked at the strategy and thought that we should separate our political activism from our professional lives. My generation is not so idealistic.

Thing is, "the personal is the political" became a big thing for the Baby Boomers in the late '60s. I have a friend who sort of "fell in with the wrong crowd" while at college and even started writing her senior thesis approvingly on that concept but convinced herself it was wrong by the of the process, she had too much good sense to accept it all. Contrast to Hillary who's thesis on Alinsky was approving except for her perception his methods were not effective at the time. Which I suppose it yet another in her long list of abject failures, seeing as how Obama used them in part to defeat her in 2008.

Side note: this woman has failed at pretty much everything she's set her hands to, starting with her Watergate Committee debacle that forced her to marry Bill and self-exile to Arkansas. Why the accolades and reverence?

Blogger Skylark Thibedeau December 10, 2015 8:42 AM  

In the days before the Internet I used to be really good at getting my Letters to the Editor published in the Daily Mistake. I was very suprised that the assorted leftists and activists would take the time to track me down in a City Directory to send me hate mail or call me at 2 am. I learned to use my nickname and maiden name instead.

Nowadays it's pretty easy to dox your opponents

Blogger Nate December 10, 2015 8:43 AM  

"blech...Beamer might be into Pirate Roleplaying. Although I admit the evidence for that is a little slim."

pirate roleplat? You mean he rides a harley?

Blogger alexamenos December 10, 2015 8:43 AM  

Also....

"you'll find this book to basically be an excellent reason to move to Canada..."

It's worth noting that nice white liberals always threaten to move to Canada, never Qatar.

Blogger The Kurgan December 10, 2015 8:46 AM  

Well, i have a photo but no access to email until later. By then i think the bones of the SJW will already have the marrow sucked out of it. I do hope the disembowelling is public though.

Blogger VD December 10, 2015 8:50 AM  

I do hope the disembowelling is public though.

Be patient. I follow the Genghis Khan approach to conflict resolution.

Anonymous Geoff December 10, 2015 8:53 AM  

It's worth noting that nice white liberals always threaten to move to Canada, never Qatar.

The joke will be on them given that Canada is on it's way to becoming Qatar.

Blogger Shimshon December 10, 2015 8:54 AM  

Which is?

"Start nothing, finish everything?"

"Eat your enemies?"

Something else?

Blogger wrf3 December 10, 2015 8:55 AM  

VD @40: I follow the Genghis Khan approach to conflict resolution.

Does that mean there will be a large uptick in the number of infants sired by the Dark Lord?

Does Spacebunny know about this?

Anonymous MRR December 10, 2015 8:59 AM  

Hm. I would be curious to know how VFM #38 found him, as what I was trying to do obviously was highly ineffective.

Anonymous NorthernHamlet December 10, 2015 9:03 AM  

How exactly can we tell this is fake?

Blogger ScottD December 10, 2015 9:04 AM  

Drew,

If the only qualified candidate is a progressive, restart the search or make due without the hire. Because the progressives come not only with "qualifications" but with bottomless ideology and desire to change things to their liking that is ultimately fatal.

Blogger The Deuce December 10, 2015 9:04 AM  

You cowardly straight white men! You're just too AFRAID to dry your hair in the bathtub!

Blogger Ron December 10, 2015 9:06 AM  

@VD

Everyone whose minion number ends in 4, you will report to Malwyn for encouragement and inspiration.

I wish the Last Witchking had been written like this. The problem with realistic depictions of evil si that they are horrible people.

Blogger ScottD December 10, 2015 9:06 AM  

When I get a candidate to interview from HR, I scan the resume for any SJW activities in school or outside interests, and never, ever recommend them if they are there.

OpenID elijahrhodes December 10, 2015 9:09 AM  

Part of me legitimately feels sorry for guys like Beamer. He's obviously been thoroughly inculcated into The Church of Good Think since childhood. That's like growing up under Scientology. How do you break from that? Pathetic as he is, I blame him on the failure of baby boomers to prevent our cultural and educational establishments to be taken over by imbecilic ideologues. The warning signs have been there since the beginning and yet here we are. Is there hope for the Beamers of the world? Perhaps, but unfortunately at this point it will take only great personal suffering to dislodge a lifetime of kool-aid. He'll have to experience a head-on collision with reality. And we all know it's coming.

Blogger Markku December 10, 2015 9:10 AM  

How exactly can we tell this is fake?

Because so far the title has been exclusive to kindle, and the review doesn't have Verified Purchase. So, the only way the reviewer could possibly have acquired the title would result in Verified Purchase - which all the other reviewers have.

Blogger pdwalker December 10, 2015 9:10 AM  

this is the sweetest thing i think I've read here this year.

Outstanding.

Blogger The Kurgan December 10, 2015 9:11 AM  

Be patient. I follow the Genghis Khan approach to conflict resolution.

I can be patient.... Tactically. The strategic patience thing is a hard hard lesson for people like me. I am learning it cause i have to, but i really don't like it. Which of course means i need it more.

Blogger Didact December 10, 2015 9:11 AM  

@42,

Direct quote from the Khan himself:

"I am the Flail of God. If you had not committed great sins, God would not have sent a punishment like me upon you."

This was right around the time that he was picking apart the Khwarezmid empire. And by "picking apart", I mean of course wiping them off the face of the Earth forever.

@43,

That would probably result in a plotline straight from The Boys From Brazil. Except, y'know, a lot funnier.

Blogger Didact December 10, 2015 9:13 AM  

Turnabout is fair play, Beamer. It's well past time we started taking the fight to them.

Anonymous BigGaySteve December 10, 2015 9:20 AM  

I embrace new thoughts in our leadership, because let's be honest, we haven't done such a great job the past 50 years while we spent $27 trillion failing to make blacks equal. The 100,000 years before that east Asians and whites were born on 3rd base should be ignored. Especially ignored should be the 60 years from Kitty Hawk to the moon, because affirmative action NASA can't even make it into orbit.

Blogger Conan the Cimmerian December 10, 2015 9:27 AM  

Hm. I would be curious to know how VFM #38 found him, as what I was trying to do obviously was highly ineffective.

Yes, for us morons in the audience, you could throw us a clue or two.

I am interested in at least a good way to start such a search.

Blogger Danby December 10, 2015 9:28 AM  

Obviously, if the only qualified candidate is a Progressivist, ... you need to adjust the qualifications you're using.

Blogger Conan the Cimmerian December 10, 2015 9:29 AM  

I went the MBA Duke 2010 route. Did not see a match there, but then again, I am half a$$ed looking while taking a minute from MRL.

Anonymous BT December 10, 2015 9:32 AM  

Congrats to VFM 38. My method wasn't turning up much either, well done.

Blogger The Kurgan December 10, 2015 9:32 AM  

Shimshon,
The Khan used to warn a city to not oppose or resist him. If they listened they mostly lived. If they resisted he would siege the city and eventually wipe out every last man, woman and child.

Blogger The Kurgan December 10, 2015 9:36 AM  

Conan,
Linkedin turned up a hastily "private" type profile with the right keywords, but like you i did it in a minute of pause from active live. There is also a longer way.. You can get boston college yearbooks if you take the time to register etc. Slightly longer but it's about multiple data points. Eventually with that you can get almost anyone even if your skills are low.

Blogger Conan the Cimmerian December 10, 2015 9:38 AM  

@62 thanks

Anonymous BigStraightHater December 10, 2015 9:40 AM  

It's well past time we started taking the fight to them.

Absolutely, punch back twice as hard.
It has been, however, the government and corps that have enabled and supported and backed these losers, who have always been a vast minority.
This is what the Internet censorship and hate speech sh*t is all about. The interesting thing is going to be watching Corps and the Govt they own react to ethno-nationalist tradcons finally deciding to wake up and do something. They've enabled and allowed the enemy to do it for decades. Ain't gonna allow you to do so most likely - Unless We Win.

Anonymous BigGaySteve December 10, 2015 9:46 AM  

3.It seems the men who are the most repulsed by the idea of gay marriage are gay men themselves.

Its the gay divorce and alimony that are scary. You let feminists so destroy marriage only gold diggers would want it.

"Beamer may just be the car that is forever out of reach."

Does he know you can buy them used? I dated a guy that worked at 7-11 that had one.

It's worth noting that nice white liberals always threaten to move to Canada, never Qatar.

Someone should tell him the age of consent in Mexico is 12.

Blogger El Borak December 10, 2015 9:47 AM  

Congrats to VFM #38. "Rabbit Hunt Successful" is a good way to start the day.

Blogger Markku December 10, 2015 9:54 AM  

Unverified purchase of a Kindle edition is not impossible IN GENERAL, because for some titles they are also sold elsewhere such as castaliahouse.com . But in this case it wasn't.

Fake reviewers aren't the sharpest knives in the drawer.

Blogger Drew December 10, 2015 9:54 AM  

@58

If you can get away with that, sure. If we could just get the right to make ideology a factor of any kind in business decision-making, we would be enormously better off.

Anonymous 334 December 10, 2015 10:00 AM  

@67. And realistically, Markku, the content of the review makes it clear it was a pure hit piece with no relation to the book's actual contents. Where in Cuckservative does Vox trash gay marriage or feminism, or suggest that only "straight white males" are suited for leadership? Maybe in passing and I missed it, but it's certainly not the substance of the book. He's reacting solely to what Vox would be expected to say, not what he actually did.

Blogger Cinco December 10, 2015 10:06 AM  

VFM 38, please share your techniques. In the interest of future SJW hunts.

Anonymous John Doe December 10, 2015 10:10 AM  

Markku,

At least half of the five star reviews are also unverified purchased reviews. It's funny you would claim all the other reviewers have a verified purchase label underneath when they actually don't. So why aren't you doxxing them? I thought Vox hated fake reviews no matter what?

Blogger Krul December 10, 2015 10:10 AM  

" I mean, there is no reason at all for gay men and women to be just little bit concerned about mass migration from the Muslim world, right?"

"Love wiiiiiiii-"

Anonymous VFM 38 December 10, 2015 10:13 AM  

As Kurgan stated: multiple data points. Nearly everyone has at least some social media presence and with the kind of education data presented on just his Amazon profile, I was able to find him with my second Google query.

Blogger Markku December 10, 2015 10:16 AM  

At least half of the five star reviews are also unverified purchased reviews.

Vox has sent a number of review copies.

Anonymous VFM #355 December 10, 2015 10:16 AM  

Waiting to hear from Vox, but if I'm right, anyone concerned over Amazon's own "objectivity" is completely warranted. This guy worked for Amazon up until earlier this year.

Semi-prominent anti-GGer Israel Galvez, who spends all day trying to get people kicked off Twitter and also spoke against Anne Rice's pushback against Randi Harper's fraudulent review on Amazon (see here: http://archive.is/E7NRn), apparently works for Amazon's fraud & abuse department as well.

Blogger Markku December 10, 2015 10:17 AM  

And as you will note, the unverified ones are chronologically at the beginning. Those would be the pre-release review copies.

Blogger Were-Puppy December 10, 2015 10:21 AM  

Does it make me a sperg if I was more focused on all the broken widows in that photo? j/k

I went and commented under that 1 star review that the guy was still mad about SJWAL and hadn't even read this book.

Anonymous Geoff December 10, 2015 10:24 AM  

In another review, Beamer, a self declared straight white male, says he "doesn't have the largest wrists".

Blogger Were-Puppy December 10, 2015 10:26 AM  

@9 Cataline Sergius

The Duke part is interesting. Moved from the North East down to the Carolinas.
---

Barring all other evidence, this is all I needed to know.

Blogger VD December 10, 2015 10:30 AM  

How exactly can we tell this is fake?

Markku has his approach. Mine is based on the content. There is absolutely nothing that refers to anything inside the book - he didn't even bother to disguise it by using content from the "Look Inside" section - and he says several things that clearly did not come from the book at all.

I am an expert reviewer. My approach is no different than an expert on art or currency forgeries. There are certain tells that, in combination, are reliable. There is zero chance the individual who wrote that review read the book. The probabilities are not low, they are zero.

At least half of the five star reviews are also unverified purchased reviews. It's funny you would claim all the other reviewers have a verified purchase label underneath when they actually don't. So why aren't you doxxing them? I thought Vox hated fake reviews no matter what?

They are not fake. They are legitimate reviews by people who read the book. But I would not doxx them anyhow because they are not attack reviews.

OpenID pancakeloach December 10, 2015 10:32 AM  

I'm afraid that unverified purchase isn't enough, I bought the ebook through my husband's account because the Kindle is his, but I review with my own account. It's the confluence of unverified purchase plus totally inaccurate description of the content of the book that indicates a fake review.

OpenID denektenorsk December 10, 2015 10:33 AM  

If they do move to Canada we also have VFM here...

Blogger Were-Puppy December 10, 2015 10:34 AM  

@45 NorthernHamlet

How exactly can we tell this is fake?
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1. not a "verified purchase"
2. His comments are about things that are not in the book.

Blogger ScottD December 10, 2015 10:35 AM  

Don't know if it was up earlier, but his Facebook page is unavailable at the moment.

Blogger ScottD December 10, 2015 10:36 AM  

I had been thrown off because I thought the JD was from Duke as well, but that's not the case.

Blogger automatthew December 10, 2015 10:40 AM  

Glorious.

Blogger Were-Puppy December 10, 2015 10:42 AM  

@61 The Kurgan

Shimshon,
The Khan used to warn a city to not oppose or resist him. If they listened they mostly lived. If they resisted he would siege the city and eventually wipe out every last man, woman and child.
---

I believe this was also the same way Alexander the Great handled speed bumps in his way.

Blogger Were-Puppy December 10, 2015 10:47 AM  

@69 334
@67. And realistically, Markku, the content of the review makes it clear it was a pure hit piece with no relation to the book's actual contents.
---

It actually reads like he is full on emo angst pajama boy from SJWAL. Maybe he read a part of that and commented on this book?

Any review that is completely disconnected from the content of the books is a big clue it's a fake review.

Also his badgering on about white males was another tell. Early in the book they explain they are not white males.

Blogger The Other Robot December 10, 2015 10:49 AM  

New parody up on Amazon, if you can call it that:

The Cuckservative Who Loved Me by Jane Blue Hawk and Roxy Kay.

Blogger Were-Puppy December 10, 2015 10:49 AM  

@71 John Doe

I thought Vox hated fake reviews no matter what?
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Are you really this dense? Or are you Beamer himself? Read the other comments, the unverified purchase is 1 of the several ways to determine it's a fake purchase

OpenID elijahrhodes December 10, 2015 10:52 AM  

Anyone who can't tell that that was a fake review is an idiot.

Blogger Were-Puppy December 10, 2015 10:54 AM  

@89 The Other Robot

New parody up on Amazon, if you can call it that:

The Cuckservative Who Loved Me by Jane Blue Hawk and Roxy Kay.
===

Roxy Kay! BAHAHAHAAA

Anonymous Nathan December 10, 2015 10:57 AM  

@89

The covers are getting better, though.

Blogger Jakeithus December 10, 2015 10:58 AM  

It sucks that Canada has become a dumping ground for those Americans who couldn't cut it in the States. We used to get a better class of American migrants.

Unfortunately for him Canada doesn't have much of a culture of our own, we mainly follow trends set by Europe and America only 3-5 later. We can see what's happening in Europe, and if Cuckservative gains any sort of traction, on can hope Canada doesnot remain a haven for this sort of SJW for long.

Blogger VD December 10, 2015 11:03 AM  

It's also amusing that they think I care in the slightest about whether or not an attack review is fake. The reason they're getting counter-attacked is not due to the particular tool chosen, but due to the fact that it was used in an attack.

Blogger Salt December 10, 2015 11:12 AM  

Yeah, really. It's obvious he didn't even avail himself of the look inside feature. His point and shreik is clearly evident and his target is not the book. What a douche.

Anonymous John Doe December 10, 2015 11:19 AM  

Are not all one star reviews attack reviews?

Blogger VD December 10, 2015 11:23 AM  

Are not all one star reviews attack reviews?

No, sometimes people simply don't like the book. That's fine, that's their prerogative. But if a review talks more about the author than the book, or doesn't even talk about the book at all, it's clearly an attack. We know that certain groups of SJWs actively plot how they're going to attack books and their authors in order to try to minimize their influence, so it's simply a question of preparing for it.

Blogger Conan the Cimmerian December 10, 2015 11:24 AM  

Cover chick looks like a kink. No doubt is a screamer.

Anonymous A Visitor December 10, 2015 11:30 AM  

"But at last, VFM, it's Wild Hunt time!"

I was going to post a link but couldn't find it (the scene from "Fear of a Bot Planet" in Futurama where they do the Human Hunt and the MC blows into a trumpet with a Mac Quadra startup sound).

Yeah, what is that book Vox? And who is she?

@5 LOL

@19 We're not so idealistic because we've seen the fruits of equality and all that nonesense.

@21 You'd think there would be a cooling off period like in politics where formerm employees cannot do anything partisan (in this case, make a fake review).

@38 Because that'd be diversity overload. In Canada, they can still enjoy ethinc food and ethnic music joints while safely returning to their lily white neighborhood in the evening.

@40 Like what Mr. Cheesedale does?

@72 Warn me text time! I had a good laugh over that.

@78 As a previous commenter said, I feel sorry for him. How do you break form that indoctrination?

Blogger Cogitans Iuvenis December 10, 2015 11:41 AM  

@ 41

That is an excellent observation sir. One that needs to be made every time they issue such a threat with a follow up "if you really cared about diversity you'd wouldn't move to a place where everyone looked just like you."

Or perhaps

"Your not moving to Venezuela, Saudi Arabia, Myanmmar, Nepal, Mali? What are you, a racist who doesn't want to be around people of color?"

Blogger synp December 10, 2015 11:59 AM  

"Roxy Kay" also wrote "SJWs Sometimes Cry"

VD: you are inspiring fan-fiction

Blogger Groot December 10, 2015 12:11 PM  

VFM 38, your skull: ☠

Blogger Shimshon December 10, 2015 12:34 PM  

I'm waiting for "John Scalzi is a Cuckservative Rapist".

Blogger Nate December 10, 2015 12:52 PM  

John Scalzi rapes cuckservatives?

Anonymous szook December 10, 2015 1:58 PM  

Nate, you sound surprised? Do you think his tastes are to refined for that kind of thing?

Blogger Were-Puppy December 10, 2015 2:11 PM  

@97 John Doe

Are not all one star reviews attack reviews?
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Only once have I put a 1* review on Amazon. I didn't think it was an attack, but an honest review for a book called Silver Wolf by Alice Borchardt. It was just so bad I felt like I needed to warn others that might be drawn in to be aware what they are getting into. All comments were directed at the story, and I even say I gave up on it around page 90 :P

Blogger Sheila4g December 10, 2015 2:34 PM  

@80 VD -
That's what immediately struck me. He's rabbiting on about straight White males and gay marriage and female CEOs and NONE of that comes up in the book. One of the book's many strengths is that it doesn't address highly emotional (and divisive) social issues such as abortion or gay marriage or even feminism, because those are not directly attributable to immigration and population replacement. You kept totally on topic while, at the same time, addressing every potential legitimate argument (economic, religious, social, political, etc.).

Blogger ray December 10, 2015 2:45 PM  

The Duke attendance in itself is sufficient to disqualify him from manhood. A college of Cocooned Princesses . . . including the 'men'. These are Amerika's pre-programmed, arrogant 'future leaders' and like this little shithead, just can't wait to degrade Those Other White Males in order to raise his own social status and prospects.

I was going to suggest an appropriate response to such emasculated traitors, but apparently others here already have made the Bitch Sighting. May justice reward him speedily. Take the skank's toys away from him and make him pick real blackberries for a couple decades. That should get his Puke University nose outta the air.

Anonymous Greg December 10, 2015 3:01 PM  

I think I have a fix on him, too. Kind of a disappointing job after that much education.

Blogger James Dixon December 10, 2015 8:48 PM  

> Really, Minions, I expect more speed out of you.

Sorry, Vox. I was tied up at work today without access to a computer or cell phone. :(

Blogger Groot December 10, 2015 9:03 PM  

Night Hawk, your camouflage skills need brushing up. Unless you don't care.

Blogger Were-Puppy December 10, 2015 9:35 PM  

Well, not really hiding :P Thought I posted once I went by Night Hawk in a lot of places back in the day. But after the CHORFariffic Hugo events it turned me from a Sad Puppy into a Were-Puppy and an ilk to boot.

Anonymous Swedey Swedenson December 10, 2015 11:35 PM  

Oh Obvious... We forgot that you were there. You may run along

Blogger bob k. mando December 11, 2015 12:36 AM  

VD
UPDATE 2: I can't what it who even.... what is this?




i think that's "Love Winning".

Anonymous jOHN MOSBY December 11, 2015 12:41 AM  

"beamer" is what BMW motorcycle owners call them. The auto owners use the term "bimmer".
overpriced pieces of crap, they are what they are.

Anonymous jOHN MOSBY December 11, 2015 12:50 AM  

Fuck a kraut rig. all of them.

Blogger Danby December 11, 2015 3:53 AM  

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Anonymous WaterBoy December 11, 2015 3:43 PM  

John Doe @71: "I thought Vox hated fake reviews no matter what?"

Yes. And he has asked for a fake 5-star review of his book to be deleted at least once before:

"Take it down, please, and only post your review after you have read the book. If I wanted everyone to post meaningless five-star reviews, I would ask for them."

Anonymous Kevin December 11, 2015 7:07 PM  

Clearly the Cuckservative Who Loved me should appear prominently on the Hugo suggestions as related fiction.

Anonymous Anonymous December 11, 2015 7:22 PM  

Vox, any update on Beamer? I kind of expected him to voluntarily take down his bogus review by now. Is he that stupid?

DM

Anonymous Hudson December 12, 2015 8:38 PM  

"you'll find this book to basically be an excellent reason to move to Canada"

Please don't.

Anonymous Protestant Bob December 13, 2015 12:55 AM  

I started liking this Beamer guy. Listens to metal. Successful. Educated. 10/10 would let my daughter fall in love with. Guy just needs to get his head straight on Muslims and guns. Takes time, that´s all.

"Vox", when will you write your 10 page essay on how you proudly predicted Mitt Romney would win the 2012 elections, right? And now you talk of cucks. Man, you were the one promoting Romney.

Anonymous AussieTom December 13, 2015 7:38 PM  

@123

Vox didn't promote Romney. His position was that he would be worse than Obama. (Basically they were the same and Obama is lazy vs Romney motivated.)

He predicted he would win, not the same thing as promoting him.

Anonymous VFM 306 December 13, 2015 7:39 PM  

Any chance we could get a lesson from VFM 38 on how to track down interlopers?

Some of us want to avoid future encouragement sessions with Malwyn.

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