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Friday, March 04, 2016

Ever seen Deliverance, Mr. Beck?

“I don’t know what I would have done if I was sitting in Cruz or Rubio’s shoes. I can’t say it that way. If I were on the stage, I would have said, ‘have you been listening to him tonight? Have you been listening to what I say about him? I believe these things. If I was close enough and had a knife, the stabbing just wouldn’t stop.”
- Glenn Beck


Dear Mr. Beck,

Have you ever seen Deliverance? Yeah, that's your fat piggy ass for the rest of your life if you try to stab Mr. Trump.

Sincerely,
America

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122 Comments:

Blogger haus frau March 04, 2016 3:32 PM  

Cruz made a huge misjudgement in casting Mr. Beck as his evangelical mascot. I think it cost him support.

Anonymous VFM #7916 March 04, 2016 3:33 PM  

I will be delighted to see his ratings fall. He's just another safety valve of the establishment to blow off steam from the right with his nicey-nicey hand holding events.

When I think of #Cuckservatives, I picture Glenn Beck.

Anonymous Wyrd March 04, 2016 3:35 PM  

Beck just can't get over how his crowd in Nevada showed far more enthusiasm for Trump when he entered the area than his cuck-ass self. More Trump, please.

Blogger Mr.MantraMan March 04, 2016 3:35 PM  

On the other hand the right's unhinged maniacs are entertaining in their own way, such as the guy from Texas featured at the Chateau, but the left's are pathetic think Adam Lanza, the Joker and about a hundred other omega ass hats for starters, oh and Josh

Blogger bob k. mando March 04, 2016 3:36 PM  

1. haus frau March 04, 2016 3:32 PM
Cruz made a huge misjudgement in casting Mr. Beck as his evangelical mascot.



yeah, well, mistaking a Mormon for an evangelical calls into question every assertion ever made about Ted's intelligence.



VD
Yeah, that's your fat piggy ass for the rest of your life if you try to stab Mr. Trump. Sincerely, America.




do. NOT. want.

dammit Vox. you're supposed to be trolling them, not us.

Anonymous Anonymous March 04, 2016 3:38 PM  

Pity Mr. Beck . . .

His plane crashed, and he still imagines himself alive.

Sad. jb

Blogger tz March 04, 2016 3:38 PM  

Stooge said it was he Glenn wanted to stab, Patsy hasn't testified.

Anonymous VFM #6306 March 04, 2016 3:40 PM  

White Knight of the Long Knives.

Blogger doo-wop March 04, 2016 3:40 PM  

"When I think of #Cuckservatives, I picture Glenn Beck."

Actually when I think of #Cuckservatives, I picture Jeb Bush. That guy is the epitome of pathetic loser. Maybe Mitt Romney, since he's lost three times, but Jeb's adorably pathetic and passive demeanor makes him a #Cuckservative poster boy. He just seems like the type of guy who you could just walk into his house and start having sex with his wife, and he'd just give you a really stern look and leave the house.

Blogger tz March 04, 2016 3:41 PM  

Apparently the poison tipped (Washington's) compass he gave to Cruz failed, or Cruz wasn't able to use it on Trump yet.

Blogger Josh March 04, 2016 3:43 PM  

Maybe he wants to stab trump with his penis...

Anonymous Bastion of Insanity March 04, 2016 3:44 PM  

Glen Beck has a little messiah complex going. He thinks he's the second coming of Moroni, or Moronic, I never can remember how to spell it. Seriously I think doomer fear has cooked his brain.

Blogger Josh March 04, 2016 3:46 PM  

but the left's are pathetic think Adam Lanza, the Joker and about a hundred other omega ass hats for starters, oh and Josh

Yes, I am clearly a man of the left...

Blogger lowercaseb March 04, 2016 3:46 PM  

Dear America:

While you are working on Beck, please do not forget to notice Rubio's purty mouth.

Anonymous VFM #6306 March 04, 2016 3:48 PM  

@8 Go for it, buddy but I think you are mistaking a "stern look" for "total relief." The one good thing with going that route is that you are highly unlikely to contract a bad case of the please clap.

Anonymous Wyrd March 04, 2016 3:51 PM  

Yes, I am clearly a man of the left...

Your "Make America Che Again" hat gave the game away.

Blogger lowercaseb March 04, 2016 3:51 PM  

@14. ow.

ow.

I will never forgive you for that image.

ow.

Anonymous A Visitor March 04, 2016 3:55 PM  

"When I think of #Cuckservatives, I picture Glenn Beck."

@2 Ding ding ding!!!

@3 That was hilarious how Trump just pwned Beck. I didn't like Beck, even when he was at Fox.

"Actually when I think of #Cuckservatives, I picture Jeb Bush."

@8 Whenever I think of ¡Jeb!® I think of this PAC ad, specifically seconds 42-48. Guess what cuck? He's gonna insult his way to the Presidency. DEAL! WITH! IT!

@16 Agreed!

Blogger CarpeOro March 04, 2016 3:57 PM  

"I don’t know what I would have done if I was sitting in Cruz or Rubio’s shoes."

Personally, I have no interest sitting in anyone's shoes. Rather un-hygenic. Not to mention you never know where Rubio's have been.

Blogger Gaiseric March 04, 2016 4:05 PM  

@16: Not only that, she's short. https://cdn.theatlantic.com/assets/media/img/posts/2015/05/WEL_Rosin_ColumbaBush_Wedding/1070559ad.jpg

She kinda looks like Tattoo from Fantasy Island.

Anonymous VFM #6306 March 04, 2016 4:13 PM  

Hey don't blame me. That picture appears to have originally been a nude that was mercifully blotted out by a kindly censor. Look closely.

I dare you.

Blogger Were-Puppy March 04, 2016 4:13 PM  

I heard somewhere that Beck has produced a Nugget from under a desk once used by Benjamin Franklin that will help Tundra Ted a more principled, Constitutional Conservative.

Blogger Michael March 04, 2016 4:15 PM  

It appears that the actual threat part of Beck's rant was targeted at his producer Steve "Stu" Burguiere. I find this likely because Glenn Beck often mockingly threatens his cohosts with violence.

Blogger Michael March 04, 2016 4:16 PM  

It appears that the actual threat part of Beck's rant was targeted at his producer Steve "Stu" Burguiere. I find this likely because Glenn Beck often mockingly threatens his cohosts with violence.

Blogger Were-Puppy March 04, 2016 4:18 PM  

An early indicator that Beck and Teddy had something weird going on:

http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2014/07/18/mike-lee-sends-regrets-ted-cruz-signs-up-for-glenn-beck-soccer-balls-teddy-bears/

Blogger Salt March 04, 2016 4:18 PM  

I'm not sure which I despise more, Beck or O'Reilly.

Anonymous Wyrd March 04, 2016 4:21 PM  

I'm not sure which I despise more, Beck or O'Reilly.

Be progressive; hold contempt for them both equally.

Anonymous VFM #6306 March 04, 2016 4:22 PM  

@24 WTF, Cruz? Step away from the Beckservative.

Blogger YIH March 04, 2016 4:25 PM  

https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Glenn_beck#The_1990_rape_accusations
NSFW, Considering it's Glenn Cuck, can't say I'm surprised.
Perhaps it's time for the Secret Service to pay this self-professed clown a nice long visit.

OpenID b1bae96e-6447-11e3-b6bb-000f20980440 March 04, 2016 4:26 PM  

Obama disavowed Wright for less...

Blogger LP9 Rin Integra S.I.G. March 04, 2016 4:28 PM  

Our local 6 to 9am dude unhinged, critically unhinged. He is best for potty humor, sex, drugs, rock n roll talk, sports, maybe one hard news issue per week. 3 soft news issues if he can handle it.

Beck is eerie with his mind control trigger terms.

9am east coast, waiting on the news while looking forward to the first monologue post debate.

Today Beck said, "he sold his soul once so now he only has one chance to get things right again", 1st hour comment.

Blogger LP9 Rin Integra S.I.G. March 04, 2016 4:31 PM  

Nope, Beck would miss the (depth of the) message in Deliverance.

Blogger Lana J March 04, 2016 4:34 PM  

I believe I have found the one man in the USA who doesn't need Vox's advice on how to deal with SJWs.

Anonymous VFM #6306 March 04, 2016 4:35 PM  

Beck or O'Reilly was the Who's greatest song. People don't know that it is actually based on Deliverance

Up here in our squeals
We cuck for our meals
We shove our ass into our quibbling.

I don't need to cuck
To prove I suck
I just like the extra dribbling

Please clap
Don't crap your pants
It's only queen-rage waistline

Mittens, take our hands
Let's go start a band
Piss on the rubes
Don't look past our book tour
Crap, the wall is here
Dead hippie wanderers
Let's split together
Before we get deported

Queen-rage waistline
It's only queen-rage waistline
Queen-rage waistline
We're all waisted!

sung to the tune of Dueling Foam-os

Blogger Miguel D'Anconia March 04, 2016 4:37 PM  

Beck is a moron.

Anonymous Kossite March 04, 2016 4:38 PM  

You don't speak for America.

Anonymous patrick kelly March 04, 2016 4:41 PM  

Back in around 05', pre-Fox, the first few times I heard G Beck on the radio I found him a bit entertaining, and really wanted to like him. He was less repub-rubish, more edgy then, had an almost Alex Jones vibe.

Can't stand to hear him much now.

Anonymous BluePony March 04, 2016 4:50 PM  

"Our local 6 to 9am dude unhinged, critically unhinged."

Afternoons in Los Angeles are good with John and Ken on KFI. They've been doing populist radio for many years aimed mainly at the state government. "WTF is wrong with everyone?" is a commonly asked question. Over the years they have exposed how government is corrupt from top to bottom.

They get Trump and have explained his rise to power and continued popularity very accurately. They've been hosting free theater events with free food to watch Republican debates live on the big screen. Heavy pro-Trump crowds and good fun. The last one had petition signature gatherers for a proposition to defund the stupid "high speed" train in favor of water infrastructure.

Vox or Milo or Mike C would be good guests. The SJW issue has been a growing one for them since last year.

Blogger ghostfromplanetspook March 04, 2016 4:51 PM  

But would he like it?

Blogger praetorian March 04, 2016 5:03 PM  

Beck needs to take some life insurance out.

My life insurance, from Insurance Panda, is now just $25/month.

Trump? He suck.

Anonymous LurkingPuppy March 04, 2016 5:05 PM  

If I was close enough and had a knife, the stabbing just wouldn’t stop.

When Obama became POTUS and rampantly abused his office, Beck insisted that the right wing had to be non-violent, like MLK Jr. and Gandhi were. But now that someone might actually move this country to the right on one or two little issues, it's time to get stabby.

That clarifies which side Beck is on….

Blogger tz March 04, 2016 5:08 PM  

The Cuckservative Chickenhawk is #NeverTrump, but he is saying he is doing it to save conservatism and on principle.

Anonymous BGKB March 04, 2016 5:11 PM  

Actually when I think of #Cuckservatives, I picture Jeb Bush. I might not be the best judge but who would be willing to cheat with Jeb's wife, she is Tattoo from fantasy island with a smock on.

While you are working on Beck, please do not forget to notice Rubio's purty mouth.

Because of the heat and cocaine gay Cubans in Miami usually don't have 2nd chins. He would be the Chris Chrispy of gay Miami Cubans.

I heard somewhere that Beck has produced a Nugget from under a desk once used by Benjamin Franklin that will help

Knife found on OJ's property, he has no money for a new lawyer. https://www.yahoo.com/celebrity/oj-simpson-saga-continues-lapd-confirms-theyre-170234505.html

I believe I have found the one man in the USA who doesn't need Vox's advice on how to deal with SJWs

Not sure about that Travis county is Austin TX, there might be a line of people looking to take him up on the offer.

Anonymous VFM #6306 March 04, 2016 5:14 PM  

Weird. I don't think I have wasted more than five minutes of my life listening to beck, but I totally remember that MLK bit. He had to have said it more than once or that is a weird coincudence, LurkingPuppy.

In any case, yes Beck is clearly the Left Wing's squeepig of choice.

Blogger tz March 04, 2016 5:14 PM  

Also, he with Patsy and Stooge were merciless about Ahmed "the clock kid" (#IStandWithAhmed) who was escorted from school in handcuffs because he had a disassembled clock in a case that only an idiot would mistake for a bomb. Lots of "he should have known better".
Talking about stabbing someone on stage during a presidential election in any way that could be mistaken for an assassination threat is far worse than anything Ahmed did.
They had to call the cops on Ahmed based on "the possibility it might be a threat" and there was a lot of explanation and excuses.
Now Stooge is trying to deflect it, but the words don't make sense - there is some joking between the hosts and especially about "Jeffie" but "the stabbing will not stop" isn't a running gag.
Meanwhile Beck picks apart, takes out of context, takes jokes as serious, etc. anything and everything Trump says - putting it in the worst light possible (conversely excuses Cruz for Voter Violation and Carson in Iowa). Well, I should judge your words on the basis you judge others, and as I read them, you want to go postal on Trump.

Blogger tz March 04, 2016 5:16 PM  

The problem with Beck invoking MLK is at best he is Jekyll/Hyde, being all peaceful one time - MLK wouldn't label people who were actively violent as "brown-shirts", and when he feels like it being derisive, insulting, or even threatening.

Blogger tz March 04, 2016 5:18 PM  

Shapiro part 2 What the cuck?

In the last several weeks, that ideal Republican candidate has materialized.

His name is Donald Trump. His slogan is ready-made: "You're Fired." He does not give a damn what the media thinks of him -- he steamrolled Meredith Vieira during his NBC interview with her last week. He can self-fund to the tune of $1 billion.

And what's more, he can win.


This election cycle is a repeat - but is both Tragedy and Farce.

Anonymous Chad March 04, 2016 5:25 PM  

So when is Cruz scheduled to disavow Beck?

Anonymous BigGayKoranBurner March 04, 2016 5:26 PM  

If he was going to threaten someone's life you would think he would at least try for some plausible deniability.

A poem on a completely unrelated topic:
Scalia found dead
With pillow over his head
Hey wise latrina
Come to my cantina
Taste some night shade nightshade is also a family of plants:)
While I get out a spade
You where not in the top 20% of your high school class
While I have learned to compost a-lass
From David the Good
In the Permaculture Hood.

Anonymous Wyrd March 04, 2016 5:30 PM  

@BGKB

Jazz hands!

Anonymous WinstonWebb March 04, 2016 5:36 PM  

WyrdMarch 04, 2016 5:30 PM
@BGKB

Jazz hands!


Spirit Fingers, asshole.

Blogger LonestarWhacko March 04, 2016 5:36 PM  

Beck has been growing progressively whack as time goes by. I used to listen to him in the past, but that fell by the wayside. I've known Mormons. Great folks, got their own ways. Beck ain't a pimple on a good Mormons butt. One thing I've noticed over the years with Mormons is this.....they ain't into "false witness".

Beck, by his own words is a dried out drunk....who has come into serious money. He brags about his security guys. Got a feeling Trump has a higher class of security.

Beck has met Hubris....and is going to come off the loser. Yeah, he's always said nonviolence was the only way.....right. Here's the thing though.....Trump can't rely on the Secret Service. They're politicized.

Trump will live or die. Don't know if he'll make it. Beck should be in custody right now. An average white man would have been seized and charged.

Anonymous LurkingPuppy March 04, 2016 5:48 PM  

VFM #6306 wrote:Weird. I don't think I have wasted more than five minutes of my life listening to beck, but I totally remember that MLK bit. He had to have said it more than once or that is a weird coincudence, LurkingPuppy.

He harped on it for weeks, if not months.

His TV show was somewhat informative and useful in awakening the sheeple for a while, but then he met Alveda King and his brain fell out. He started advocating non-violence, and never ever mentioned the fact that MLK Jr. and Gandhi (a) were fighting against lawful, if not good, adversaries, and (b) had other people willing to use violence on their behalf. (He used Jesus as an example of victory through non-violence too; 'turning the other cheek' etc. worked because the Romans were lawful. He was careful to not mention unsuccessful non-violent protests like Tiananmen Square.)

That's probably what broke his mind. Once a person believes in a falsehood that vehemently, rational thought will give him the badfeelz, and so he will switch off the rational thought because it hurts too much, and SJW-hood is not far behind.

Anonymous Wyrd March 04, 2016 5:50 PM  

Spirit Fingers, asshole.

><! Goddamnit! Goddamnit! Screw you guys! I'm going home!

Blogger YIH March 04, 2016 5:56 PM  

It's official: Ben Carson is out.
On to Cuck, he's in a jam and knows it. He put all his eggs in the Cruz basket and it's becoming clearer that he made a bad bet.
He should be nervous, in 2000 'Dr. Laura' was the #2 national talk radio show. Then several things went wrong:
First, she tried to parley her radio stardom into a TV show. It was an absolute disaster, nothing short of horrible. Then came Sean Hannity's national radio debut, pushing her into a (tape-delayed) 9-noon time slot on many stations. Then 9/11, that and it's aftermath she just plain couldn't deal with.
Enter Glenn Beck, with his rise, her show was getting pushed off the 9-noon slot, often to 6-9pm which is a poor slot for talk radio in general. Before long, stations were dropping her altogether. By 2010 her was toast, exiled to XM.
It would not surprise me if Cuck's ratings are declining, and this certainly didn't help matters. He has to hope Cruz can turn his fortunes around, because if he can't top Trump with at least some appearance of legitimacy Cuck could go down with him.

Anonymous Jack Amok March 04, 2016 6:32 PM  

White Knight of the Long Knives.

Excellent. Truly excellent.

And Beck would need a very long knife to be able to reach Trump over Beck's prodigious belly.

Beck ain't a pimple on a good Mormons butt.

I agree. Mormons are like any other western religion - they have their emotionally damaged attention whores too. I'm pretty certain the majority will be on the right side down the road.

Anonymous BGKB March 04, 2016 6:42 PM  

OT: Zootopia is about racial profiling in a world where predators and prey live together in peace. Other than "what do they predators eat" how is the world not overrun with rabbits?
http://www.slate.com/blogs/browbeat/2016/03/02/disney_s_zootopia_has_a_message_for_kids_about_racial_profiling.html

"But as broad as the movie sometimes plays, it delivers a clear message that when individuals prejudge others based on their heritage—or when a police force cracks down on a certain kind of person based only on their own bias and fear—people get hurt and treated unfairly" Because its not like ni663rs commit 32x the rate of violent crime as non-Hispanic whites, oh wait.

Anonymous Jim Scrummy March 04, 2016 6:44 PM  

Interesting. Listened to the audio, and it wasn't a joke by Beck with his co-host, as all the cuckies are in damage control mode now for Cruz. It wasn't a joke, out of context. Beck really needs to get some meds, because he's definitely not all together right now. Of course Miss Lindsay Graham also threatened Cruz awhile back. Fun times?

Blogger praetorian March 04, 2016 6:46 PM  

OT, the soon-to-be-gone Guardian pries into the dark and seedy world of Sekret Donald Trump supporters:

http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2016/mar/03/secret-donald-trump-voters-speak-out

Trump? He suck.

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Anonymous Anonymous March 04, 2016 6:49 PM  

I listen to Beck while I drive around doing errands - schadenfreude.

He is forever braying about how Americans are acting out of anger and why that is so destructive- and then dreams of stabbing Trump..

On the other hand, he has a shit ton of dried veggies in his cellar

Blogger Aeoli Pera March 04, 2016 6:50 PM  

GAMMA
GAMMA
GAMMA
GAMMA
GAMMA

Blogger Aeoli Pera March 04, 2016 6:53 PM  

It seems to be a universal rule that neurotic murderers prefer stabbing. Also neurotic murder fantasists.

Blogger Aeoli Pera March 04, 2016 6:55 PM  

Also it seems that they like to be on camera while they commit murder.

Blogger tz March 04, 2016 6:57 PM  

@59 Update to an old song, but you need to add Ding Dong

Blogger Sam Lively March 04, 2016 7:02 PM  

@57

It actually probably was a joke about his producer - if you watch the video you can see the stupid needling from his producer (Beck is doing a remote so he's not at the same table) register on his face before he segues into the "If I were close..."

Beck still seems to be on his way to meltdown, but this was probably just wacky timing. An understandable mistake.

Blogger Rusty Fife March 04, 2016 7:08 PM  

WinstonWebb wrote: WyrdMarch 04, 2016 5:30 PM

@BGKB

Jazz hands!


Spirit Fingers, asshole.


I'm totally out of the loop. I thought it was "up twinkles".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qaVvzTyMcls

Blogger Were-Puppy March 04, 2016 7:10 PM  


http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2016/03/03/egyptian-student-to-be-deported-from-u-s-over-trump-death-threat/

This guy gets deported for threatening to murder Trump.
Beck and Linda Graham get ignored for such things.

Blogger Banjo March 04, 2016 7:12 PM  

Triggered.

Blogger lowercaseb March 04, 2016 7:18 PM  

#64. I think I have cancer of the soul now. That was one of the most cringe worthy videos I have ever seen...

...and I live in San Francisco.

You get a down-twinkle

Blogger LES March 04, 2016 7:36 PM  

When Beck started telling about George Soros' Nazi past on his TV show rabbis got him fired. Now he knows who is in charge.

Blogger Were-Puppy March 04, 2016 7:46 PM  

Cleveland must be afraid of the potential dangers of a bunch of unhinged Becks

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3476404/Cleveland-seeking-buy-2-000-sets-extra-riot-gear-Republican-National-Convention-police-force-guilty-using-excessive-against-civilians.html#ixzz41z7Om0Os

Anonymous Steve Canyon March 04, 2016 8:04 PM  

Glad to see Ralphie grew up and became a political pundit. Disappointed that he still wears the deranged bunny suit

Blogger Matamoros March 04, 2016 8:14 PM  

Speaking of SJWs - Military Ordered To Remove Combat Patches

Seems the SJWs in the army are butthurt.

“(Unit Name withheld) BCT ordered to remove combat patches during training at Fort NoMatter so the ones without them don’t get ‪‎hurt feelings‬.
Reason? “The unit just returned from Afghanistan and almost everyone has a patch but the large influx of new soldiers are E1 and E2s that have never deployed and they are saying they are left out because they don’t have a patch.”


http://dailysurge.com/2016/03/pc-strikes-again-military-ordered-to-remove-combat-patches/

Blogger Were-Puppy March 04, 2016 8:25 PM  

Beck has just entered Erick Erickson Super Cuck territory. He is on TV whining about "How could I watch the debate with my children and explain the Trump hands joke" QQ QQ QQ Oh the Humanity!

Anonymous BGKB March 04, 2016 8:36 PM  

RU BI o man for STALIN over TRUMP, where was all this bad talk against bath house barry?

http://www.unz.com/isteve/will-marco-rubio-disavow-his-foreign-policy-advisor-max-boot-for-endorsing-stalin-over-trump/#comments

“The unit just returned from Afghanistan and almost everyone has a patch but the large influx of new soldiers are E1 and E2s that have never deployed and they are saying they are left out because they don’t have a patch.

I should have cried about not getting generals stars/pay.

Blogger praetorian March 04, 2016 8:41 PM  

...and I live in San Francisco.

We need to have a Sekret Bay Aryan Thought Crimeists Who Read Vox DayDay at some point.

Maybe at Hunters Point?

Anonymous Jim Scrummy March 04, 2016 8:42 PM  

"It actually probably was a joke about his producer - if you watch the video you can see the stupid needling from his producer (Beck is doing a remote so he's not at the same table) register on his face before he segues into the "If I were close..."

Beck still seems to be on his way to meltdown, but this was probably just wacky timing. An understandable mistake."

Interesting? Considering the fact that Mr. Beck says and I quote from above (which is from the transcript) " If I were on the stage, I would have said,". If I were on stage? So, if Mr. Beck had been on stage, as he stated would he or would he not have carried out his threat. Regardless of him being "remote" from his co-host, what Beck said after is not directed to his co-host, but rather towards Mr. Trump. Of course Mr. Beck is a recovering alcoholic and I believe a recovering druggie, so I guess he's missing a few brain cells from his past indulgences? That's why he made this joke? What other excuse can we make for Mr. Beck? His cat died? His alarm clock went off late, and he didn't get enough sleep, prior to his shows? So, it was all a joke? Uh huh. The man ain't all there.

Blogger lowercaseb March 04, 2016 8:54 PM  

#74 LOL! I've always wondered what airborne lead poisoning was like.

Blogger bob k. mando March 04, 2016 8:57 PM  

75. Jim Scrummy March 04, 2016 8:42 PM
The man ain't all there.



i'll have you know that Glenn Beck is congenitally more Murican than you are, due to his Portuguese heritage.

his rejection of Trump being proof of the aforementioned Iberian Ubermenschen status.

Blogger praetorian March 04, 2016 9:03 PM  

#74 LOL! I've always wondered what airborne lead poisoning was like.

Like Yoda hiding near the Dark Side Cave, it is only amongst the kangz that we will be safe...

Anonymous Millenium March 04, 2016 9:12 PM  

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Anonymous Millenium March 04, 2016 9:15 PM  

Accidently deleted my comment and not writing it again.

Blogger Zaklog the Great March 04, 2016 9:16 PM  

So I didn't watch the debate, but I heard that Trump softened his position on immigration. Ummm, if he's not a hardliner against immigration, what the Hell is the point of Trump?

Blogger Halifax Donair March 04, 2016 9:23 PM  

How long do you think this will stay up?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eating_mucus

Blogger Halifax Donair March 04, 2016 9:28 PM  

@30 If you send Jesus the title to hang on to, you don't have to worry about it being sold in the first place.

Anonymous Nate2ofX March 04, 2016 9:38 PM  

@1 casting a Mormon as your "Evangelical" can't help a candidate in general. Pretty much every non Mormon christian doesn't really trust them in general, for the sense of weirdness around their whole system of beliefs.

@8 aw come on, there's a lot the same between us and Glenn Beck. The major difference being when we imagine him in the corner, eyes glistening with tears and a large man destroys his wife's pussy, it doesn't make us hard

Blogger Noah B March 04, 2016 9:45 PM  

For a short time there, early in Obama's first term, Beck seemed like one of the most based guys around. WTH happened? I guess it's like the old Rick James saying - cocaine is one hell of a drug!

Anonymous FP March 04, 2016 9:50 PM  

Beck went all peacenik MLK/Ghandi style when the Bundy Ranch thing in Nevada went down. If I recall correctly he stated something along the lines of one should never point a gun at a gov official.

I stopped listening to him around that time and I rarely read his site anymore. He even went on the air and told people who supported the Bundys that he didn't want their patronage of his tv/radio show.

Anonymous Wyrd March 04, 2016 10:02 PM  

Beck gets a visit from James West and Artemus Gordon:

http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2016/03/breaking-secret-service-visits-the-blaze-studios-following-glenn-beck-stabbing-comments/

Blogger Beau March 04, 2016 10:05 PM  

Maybe at Hunters Point?

Auntie April's Chicken, Waffles, & Soul Food Restaurant, 4618 3rd St, San Francisco, CA.

Blogger Ezekiel March 04, 2016 10:53 PM  

Zaklog the Great wrote:So I didn't watch the debate, but I heard that Trump softened his position on immigration. Ummm, if he's not a hardliner against immigration, what the Hell is the point of Trump?

Pissing off liberals. That's really the most I could ask from any GOP candidate at this point.

Blogger Zaklog the Great March 04, 2016 10:58 PM  

@89 Ezekiel,

What, Ted Cruz doesn't piss off leftists?

Blogger Ezekiel March 04, 2016 11:09 PM  

Zaklog the Great wrote:@89 Ezekiel,

What, Ted Cruz doesn't piss off leftists?

Not really, no. Ted Cruz probably has better policies than Trump, but I'll bet most of them barely know who he is. Even among Republicans he would probably have Paul-level notability right now if (a)The Trumpening hadn't radically expanded the kind of things about immigration et. al. that you're allowed to say in polite company and (b)the Establishment hadn't been desperate enough to give a voice to ANYONE who might bleed off the Trump votes. Find me a foreign government that talked about banning Ted Cruz from their country and then we'll talk.

Blogger Zaklog the Great March 04, 2016 11:17 PM  

@91 Ezekiel,

I'd rather have someone whose actual policies would piss off leftists, and since Trump has started waffling on immigration, I can't really think of a single policy we can reliably expect from him that would anger the left. Ted Cruz, on the other hand, there's nothing he would do that they wouldn't fight till their fists are bloody.

Anonymous VFM #6306 March 04, 2016 11:25 PM  

Trump didn't soften a thing. He clarified on twitter. Cruz is the one who did the moratorium.

Blogger Bosefus March 05, 2016 12:16 AM  

I liked to listen to Glen Beck and his studio guys but have not listened lately. I guess just like Mark Levine they are both just hired Republican blow off valves that only exist for the Party. They should both be disrespected socially... but I don't go in for man play. Why would Vox want to man play with them is beyond me???

Anonymous Red Comet March 05, 2016 12:22 AM  

Beck's a weird guy. Used to be an alcoholic lapsed Catholic that did morning zoo type radio until he dried out, converted to Mormonism, and became a cuckservative talking head.

The last few years he's been doing the Jim Jones routine trying to set up a not-religion around the Founding Fathers and kissing black ass. I haven't listened to him in years, but he used to do the super serious right now crying gimmick along with some fairly tame shock jock humor, which is what I believe he intended this stabbing "threat" to really be.

He seems to have become more unhinged as the years go on so I honestly can't tell if he's a guy playing a part or if he's a real life cult leader now. Maybe he's a sociopath and thus both?

Blogger Bosefus March 05, 2016 12:24 AM  

I liked to listen to Glen Beck and his studio guys but have not listened lately. I guess just like Mark Levine they are both just hired Republican blow off valves that only exist for the Party. They should both be disrespected socially... but I don't go in for man play. Why would Vox want to man play with them is beyond me???

Blogger Tom K. March 05, 2016 12:29 AM  

I wonder if the evangelicals resent his clear embrace of a Mormon. Do they have that much discernment and principles? If be amazed.

Chuck Colson tried for years to warn Christians against putting their trust in political victories. They didn't listen, as far as I can tell.

Blogger Tom K. March 05, 2016 12:30 AM  

I wonder if the evangelicals resent his clear embrace of a Mormon. Do they have that much discernment and principles? If be amazed.

Chuck Colson tried for years to warn Christians against putting their trust in political victories. They didn't listen, as far as I can tell.

Blogger pyrrhus March 05, 2016 12:38 AM  

Beck seems to be off his rocker these days....

Blogger Were-Puppy March 05, 2016 12:40 AM  

There used to be a TV show about this kind of stuff -
Cult

Anonymous RandyBeck March 05, 2016 12:41 AM  

Hey! It would have been nice if VD had been more specific in the post's title.

Blogger Blue88 March 05, 2016 1:24 AM  

@60 It has been said, that the use of the knife among certain serial killers is actually a stand-in for the penis. Deep penetration, over and over, with a knife is analogous to actual penetration with a penis. However, the serial killer can't actually "get it up", so the knife is a representation of the killer's desire to rape, to defile, the body of his victim.

I think there is a few more levels to Beck's desire to "stab" Trump.

Anonymous Millenium March 05, 2016 1:37 AM  

@ Zaklog: You could not even bother to scroll a few posts down to see that Vox has posted Trump's post debate clarification. Unlike cuck Cruz he will actually reduce the exploitation of H1-Bs.

Anonymous A Paradigm Is More Than Twenty Cents March 05, 2016 2:05 AM  

Babble radio - the village idiot with a big megaphone.

Blogger Expendable Faceless Minion March 05, 2016 2:11 AM  

@71, Oh the poor, poor dears. The army needs a hurry-up program to quickly train these guys to be gate guards, so they can catch the next IED/Suicide vest explosion in the teeth. And get a Purple Heart. (The purple heart has waaaaaay more feelie points than a combat patch).

Anonymous tublecane March 05, 2016 2:53 AM  

I was momentarily tempted to be offended because I just don't think rape is funny, but then I realized it's the literal truth. If Beck tries to stab Trump he will go to prison, and is there any way Glenn Beck in prison doesn't get raped?

Blogger lowercaseb March 05, 2016 3:15 AM  

@95. Oh yeah...Glenn Beck y95 Morning Zoo in Phoenix back in '86

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJkxBLgd5Hs

Anonymous meh March 05, 2016 3:26 AM  

Have you ever seen Deliverance? Yeah, that's your fat piggy ass for the rest of your life if you try to stab Mr. Trump.

Sincerely,
America


Overheard at foam party: Marco, do you like movies about gladiators?

Blogger Aeoli Pera March 05, 2016 4:00 AM  

tz wrote:@59 Update to an old song, but you need to add Ding Dong

2 million views, why not?

Blue88 wrote:@60 It has been said, that the use of the knife among certain serial killers is actually a stand-in for the penis. Deep penetration, over and over, with a knife is analogous to actual penetration with a penis. However, the serial killer can't actually "get it up", so the knife is a representation of the killer's desire to rape, to defile, the body of his victim.

I think there is a few more levels to Beck's desire to "stab" Trump.



Thank you for sharing, that is the sort of human weirdness that usually turns out to be true.

I tried watching Dexter for thirty seconds and it creeped me the fuck out, but now I suppose I have to. Be strong Aeoli, it's for pseudoscience!

Blogger tz March 05, 2016 5:36 AM  

Apparently official video
It still sounds like Beck is threatening Trump and ignoring Stu's ankle-biting rather than jokingly responding to Stu.

Blogger tz March 05, 2016 5:38 AM  

@109, etc.
GammaGammaGammaGammaGammaDingDong!
(and it sort of fits in with the other lyrics).

Blogger Rusty Fife March 05, 2016 6:49 AM  

Bosefus wrote:They should both be disrespected socially... but I don't go in for man play. Why would Vox want to man play with them is beyond me???

I looked up 'man play'; I still have no idea what it is. Are you trying to say 'grab ass'?

You don't know how to spell Bocephus; you aren't from around here, are you?

Blogger Doom March 05, 2016 7:03 AM  

I hated that movie, but... seeing Beck and imagining him squealing like a pig? There is something terribly right about that wrong. Though I am leaving off at a very vague transference to a memory, from a movie, I would rather not have or think about.

Still, when in the foothills of Rome? Oink. No, I don't go near Rome, mind you. Talking about Yahoos who have lost their mind and way.

Blogger Guitar Man March 05, 2016 8:50 AM  

Does this make the alt-right those greasy hill billies who rape yuppies?

Anonymous Danny Rolling March 05, 2016 10:14 AM  

@60 It has been said, that the use of the knife among certain serial killers is actually a stand-in for the penis. Deep penetration, over and over, with a knife is analogous to actual penetration with a penis. However, the serial killer can't actually "get it up", so the knife is a representation of the killer's desire to rape, to defile, the body of his victim.


No, that's just discredited Freudian nonsense. Knives are scary and knives are quiet.

Blogger Were-Puppy March 05, 2016 12:26 PM  

@107 lowercaseb
@95. Oh yeah...Glenn Beck y95 Morning Zoo in Phoenix back in '86
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He went from that to wearing Betsy Ross mom jeans

Blogger Were-Puppy March 05, 2016 12:28 PM  

@115 Danny Rolling

No, that's just discredited Freudian nonsense. Knives are scary and knives are quiet.
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Agree 100%

Blogger bob k. mando March 05, 2016 1:39 PM  

114. Guitar Man March 05, 2016 8:50 AM
Does this make the alt-right those greasy hill billies who rape yuppies?



does metaphorically being the greasy hill billy make the rabbits go tharn?

then sure, yeah.

Blogger Aeoli Pera March 05, 2016 7:22 PM  

Were-Puppy wrote:@115 Danny Rolling

No, that's just discredited Freudian nonsense. Knives are scary and knives are quiet.

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Agree 100%


You guys are talking about something else entirely. Did you know the world is full of people who are different from you?

Blogger toadbile March 07, 2016 9:39 AM  

Watched it three times and decided that it was
actually directed at Stu for nitpicking at a
verbal stumble. Beck is getting a bit annoying
of late and i did not bother turning on my
radio this morning.

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