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Sunday, March 20, 2016

The New Fat Fantasy

Having successfully championed minorities, women, homosexuals, and rainbow-haired, sexually-confused, surgically-mutilated freaks in science fiction, SF-SJWs have defined their next urgent anti-discrimination priority: fat chicks.
You’ve read a couple books where fat girls get to be loved in the real world, and that’s wonderful, but fat girls don’t get whisked away into alternate worlds and told they’re a long lost princess. Fat girls don’t get to see the magical underside of New York City. Fat girls don’t save planets.
It's an interesting dichotomy. Many, if not most, fantasy writers are fat women, but fat women are apparently discriminating against fat women in their books, either because they are a) self-hating or b) subject to a false consciousness instilled by Society and The Patriarchy.

I'm going to guess that our intrepid champions of the overfed and underprivileged are going to go with option (b). But if the literary world shortchanges the big-bottomed woman, at least they can be assured that the rock world appreciates them. Talk about a LOT of bass!

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110 Comments:

Anonymous Wyrd March 20, 2016 12:30 PM  

Big-bottomed girls make the rocking world go round.

Anonymous WinstonWebb March 20, 2016 12:38 PM  

Fat girls don’t get to see the magical underside of New York City.

Because they can't fit through the manholes?

Blogger Bard March 20, 2016 12:42 PM  

This is self damning. They are obese slugs, they write the books, they don't include Sheboliths as star characters then bitch about the lack of fat diversity. Good Lord, it is worse than I thought.

Blogger Bard March 20, 2016 12:43 PM  

@2. No, because they can't look down past their FUPA.

Blogger Salt March 20, 2016 12:44 PM  

because they are subject to a false consciousness instilled by Society and The Patriarchy

... and I thought it was Doritos.

Anonymous WinstonWebb March 20, 2016 12:44 PM  

Wyrd wrote:Big-bottomed girls make the rocking world go round.

Blogger Bard March 20, 2016 12:45 PM  

How about a female version of Galactus the planet eater in the Marvel universe? Able to save the universe by devouring it one place at a time.

Blogger VD March 20, 2016 12:46 PM  

... and I thought it was Doritos.

Could be. Maybe they're high on Yellow Dust.

Anonymous WinstonWebb March 20, 2016 12:47 PM  

Bard wrote:How about a female version of Galactus the planet eater in the Marvel universe? Able to save the universe by devouring it one place at a time.
Syrup or jelly on Uranus?

Anonymous Dave March 20, 2016 12:47 PM  

WinstonWebb wrote:Fat girls don’t get to see the magical underside of New York City.

Because they can't fit through the manholes?


Heh, ho, ha-ha, heh, stop, please


Fat? no just "differently weighted"


Blogger Stg58/Animal Mother March 20, 2016 12:50 PM  

Women hate each other and themselves.

Anonymous Steve March 20, 2016 12:50 PM  

but fat women are apparently discriminating against fat women in their books

It's even more fun when they do write fat chicks into their Mary Sue fiction.

Check out the "BBW Paranormal Shapeshifter Romance" section on Amazon (it's a genre that's growing faster than Big Seanan's cankles) - all of the chubby heroines are being lusted after by hunky lycanthropic firemen and sexy billionaire vampires.

Short, fat and poor guys need not apply.

Blogger Lazarus March 20, 2016 12:53 PM  

Don't be a hater.

The bigger the cushion, the better the pushin'

Anonymous Stickwick March 20, 2016 12:53 PM  

...fat girls don’t get whisked away into alternate worlds and told they’re a long lost princess. Fat girls don’t get to see the magical underside of New York City. Fat girls don’t save planets.

This is like the women who complain about the lack of women in STEM, and instead of going into STEM, they go into women's studies to complain about the lack of women in STEM.

If those people want to read about fat women in SFF, then they can write about fat women in SFF. But I suspect they won't for the simple reason that they don't want to prove beyond any doubt how unappealing fat women are, even to fat women. I mean, how devastating would it be to the big-is-beautiful crowd to know that readers would rather imagine humans having relations with dinosaurs than with fat women.

Anonymous Wyrd March 20, 2016 12:55 PM  

Don't be a hater.

The bigger the cushion, the better the pushin'


Don't be a hater.

The bigger the cushion, the better the pushin'

Anonymous Wyrd March 20, 2016 12:56 PM  

Errr, rather:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7qDgCmzh5ao

Blogger Stephen Ward March 20, 2016 12:58 PM  

"don't get to see the magical underside of NYC"

oh, but they do
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxHPx0rkkVg

Anonymous fish March 20, 2016 1:04 PM  

..... Fat girls don’t get to see the magical underside of New York City.

Please! Fat girls are as welcome on skid row as anyone else.....and don't forget your tiara!

Anonymous Dave March 20, 2016 1:09 PM  

Really? nobody has linked this yet?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMnjF1O4eH0

Anonymous Dyskord March 20, 2016 1:12 PM  

I cant wait until this Social Justice movement reaches Hollywood.
Star Wars episode X should have a BBW possibly lesbian Rey saving the Republic while unable to choose between Finn and an obligatory six pack dude.
They should probably just cast Lena Dunham in the role.

Anonymous Wyrd March 20, 2016 1:14 PM  

Really? nobody has linked this yet?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMnjF1O4eH0


Dude:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7GERh0sQzY

Blogger Were-Puppy March 20, 2016 1:17 PM  

One time I went to this black church and sat in between these two very large black women. They had me pinned into the seat with their arm meat encroaching my personal space. When they jumped up to praise the Lord, I used that opportunity to escape.

Blogger Noah B March 20, 2016 1:20 PM  

Arguing that women are easily brainwashed by society and the patriarchy is quite possibly also the strongest argument that could be made against women's suffrage.

But let's just ignore that inconvenient aspect of feminist victim theory.

Blogger Noah B March 20, 2016 1:21 PM  

@Were-Puppy

Free at last, free at last!

Anonymous Dave March 20, 2016 1:25 PM  

@21 Oh No U di'n't

Blogger J Van Stry March 20, 2016 1:27 PM  

Paranormal Romance is absolutely full of BBW stories.
Because apparently, only monsters are interested in fat girls.

Blogger Mint March 20, 2016 1:32 PM  

" ... but fat women are apparently discriminating against other fat women..."

They even sometimes get angry when people try to help their fellow fatties. I once was rebuked by one of the internet fat champions when I questioned their promoting this as self acceptance as God's creation. It's like a twisted reality, I was trying to point out that as Christians they should urge each other to live as healthy as possible because their body is God's temple and they accused me of body shaming.

Blogger Were-Puppy March 20, 2016 1:37 PM  

It's hard to save the universe when you're grafted into your couch

http://www.shortnews.com/start.cfm?id=42022

Anonymous TBA March 20, 2016 1:41 PM  

What about fat men? They're discriminated against, too. Nobody's suggested Aragorn was fat.

"Strider strode on his long legs, his mighty belly wobbling as he walked."

Blogger John Williams March 20, 2016 1:41 PM  

But I suspect they won't for the simple reason that they don't want to prove beyond any doubt how unappealing fat women are, even to fat women.
Bridgette, a German woman's magazine went the plump model route and its readership dropped. It's not a magazine that men buy so one can't argue that men stopped buying it. This is just another case of watch what women do and ignore the silliness they're talking about.

Anonymous BGKB March 20, 2016 1:44 PM  

The 4' tall woman, waist wider around than I am at the shoulders, that can't walk 50" without breathing heavy, will be the one complaining about men earning more than women, even in a female majority profession.

Fat girls don’t save planets.

We are being invaded by gay wedding cakes who will save us? SuperSized Dykes on Bikes.

went the plump model route and its readership dropped. It's not a magazine that men buy so one can't argue that men stopped buying it

That's why lesbians have such high rape numbers, its possible for 2 ugly dykes to wake up next to each other after drinking for double the rape.

Anonymous Ain March 20, 2016 1:45 PM  

If a horny dinosaur came across a fat juicy chick, his first instinct would be to eat her.

Blogger Were-Puppy March 20, 2016 1:52 PM  

Rules to live by:
Don't date girls that weigh more than you do.

Anonymous Bz March 20, 2016 1:52 PM  

female version of Galactus the planet eater

There actually is one already: Galacta, Daughter of Galactus, a 2010 one-shot by Adam Warren which was pretty good, as long as you like Adam Warren*.

http://www.amazon.com/Galacta-Daughter-Galactus-Adam-Warren/dp/B003MB6GW0

With a twitter account, before it was ubiquitous! You might get a good taste from reading just that. Apparently the character was developed by tweeting.

https://twitter.com/Gali_girl

* Does this make you smile or frown?

"Food issues + Daddy issues + Power Cosmic semi-omnipotence x responsibility to protect Earth's biosphere = One VERY conflicted UberChica K?"

Blogger Were-Puppy March 20, 2016 1:54 PM  

If I was a a fatty Galactus, planets would be like chocolate covered peanuts, or donuts. Or cheese puffs, yeah cheese puffs.

Blogger S1AL March 20, 2016 1:57 PM  

@Mint - Proper response: "Gluttony is still a sin."

Blogger Salt March 20, 2016 2:01 PM  

I've seen some fat chicks sailing. Not so morbidly obese as you couldn't get them back aboard, but one good 200 pounder is great for sitting on the rail so you can carry more sail up-wind.

Blogger Stg58/Animal Mother March 20, 2016 2:04 PM  

Noah B,

I like the argument that women shouldn't vote. If you can talk women into killing their own children, you can talk then into anything.

Anonymous JI March 20, 2016 2:28 PM  

"...either because they are a) self-hating or b) subject to a false consciousness instilled by Society and The Patriarchy."

Or they just want to make some money and fat-chick characters don't sell.

Anonymous Wyrd March 20, 2016 2:31 PM  

Talk about a LOT of bass!

I'm there with my Rick 4003 bass and Moog feed through Roland bass pedals. Fear me, phat bitches!

Anonymous BGKB March 20, 2016 2:31 PM  

If you can talk women into killing their own children, you can talk then into anything.

Are you sure they got talked into it? Inner city kids swallow lead fishing line sinkers, but I have never heard of a white kid doing it(they do coins). I suspect they had been given the sinkers to put in their mouths for a lead paint pay day.

Anonymous Vic March 20, 2016 2:33 PM  

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2Gwr-VrNFM

Blogger Emmett Fitz-Hume March 20, 2016 2:35 PM  

Lol. After reading about various conventions, award programs, etc., and deciding it was time to get serious about my writing career, I decided it was time to go to a con, just once, to see what goes on there.

I just returned home from Lunacon in Westchester NY.

Holy cow. I mean, Holy Cows. I've read Vox's words about fandom and what it looks like before but I never truly grasped it until I saw it in person.

First, on average, 60% of the convention goers were beyond obese. Well beyond. I lost track of the number of men and women using scooters/hoverounds or walkers simply because they were so fat. Most of the really fat people didn't need a scooter: they just waddled and monopolized elevators, even in a location where only two floors are being utilized.

Smell: as bad as one might imagine.

Social skills: you can tell that they have been living like veal, mostly confined to their box (or desktop/whatever) and that those same social graces honed on blog comment threads and in Reddit and Twitter, are present in person.

I am now forced to rethink my theory the computer/internet was changing manners for the worse. I think I might have had it backwards: they have been ostracized ( often with good reason) because of the lack of social skills. And are left with the Internet as an outlet for their methane tainted opinions.

Also blurting.

W.T.F

I attended four panels on Saturday and was continuously shocked by people who blurt out whatever comes to the mind, whenever it does. And it only has a 50/50 chance of being relevant to the panel's subject. It could be anything. It was like sitting in a real world blog comment page.

It was also surprising to see how many panelists expounding on how to get published and make it in Sci Fi are self-published people with little to no following (I was constantly Googling names on my phone).

I attended the free speech vs. censorship panel with Kate Paulk. And the Sad Puppy/Rabid Puppy issue was raised by another panelist (Michael Ventrella) when he dismissed her comments with a condescending, "I know who you are." Interesting enough, the small audience, if one could hear the comments seemed divided on their opinions by gender; men were more likely to side with free speech/ Sad/Rabid puppies, women the opposite. At least in that audience of roughly 12 people.

And last, every female author I saw, with the exception of Naomi Novik, was...large. Very, large. And usually with hair dyed all sorts of colors. What the fudge is up with the hair? I thought it was a joke. It's no joke.

Blogger Nate March 20, 2016 2:51 PM  

I would just like to point out that "Fat Bottom Girls" was sung by a flaming homosexual leading a band named Queen.

Blogger JaimeInTexas March 20, 2016 2:53 PM  

Real Sci-fi got to mind the energy cost of mass when orbiting, de-orbiting and, especially, in leaving a planet's atmosphere. How are they going to justify the price of a ticket on a per pound/kilogram basis.

In fantasy, what is the hero to do, roll the damsel like a barrel? It just does not look good at any lebel.

Blogger Cataline Sergius March 20, 2016 2:54 PM  

Huh. For once Hollywood is a ahead of the power curve.

Ghostbusters is headlinging Jenny McCarthy's hyper-obese cousin. The studio is in fact touting this as a feminist comedy.

Producer: Okay then what about a reboot?

Studio Executive: Perfect! Reboots always work. What's the hook?

Producer: All girl cast.

Studio Executive: We-e-e-ll it might work. So we get bunch of chicks that can do comedy right? JLaw, ScarJo, maybe Kaley Cuoco, and...

Producer: Nah, Not in the budget we can't go over seventy million here.

Studio Executive: Then what?

Producer: Lesser known, less attractive actresses. If we keep the budget under control and hype it as a backdoor feminist movie we should be in the black. No problem.

Studio Executive: How do you do that?

Producer: During the trailer, have one of them talk about getting slime in her hooty-hoo.

Studio Executive: YOU ARE A GENIUS!!!

Blogger JaimeInTexas March 20, 2016 2:54 PM  

level not lebel

Anonymous Wyrd March 20, 2016 2:55 PM  

Thanks for the heads-up, Nate.

Anonymous Dave March 20, 2016 2:55 PM  

@42 Good report...no opinion on Murder Ballads the music guest? Perhaps they would've taken requests for Big Bottom or Fat Bottom Girls.

Blogger Ben Cohen March 20, 2016 2:57 PM  

Spinal tap is still around? Aren't they 50 years old?

Anonymous Dave March 20, 2016 3:01 PM  

@43 @47

I thought Freddie was a "Nine-dollar bill (n.) – extremely outward homosexual, one three-times more flaming than someone who is “queerer than a three-dollar bill."

Blogger Emmett Fitz-Hume March 20, 2016 3:02 PM  

@48

I did not see Murder Ballads. I discovered I am somewhat sheltered and did not know what Filk is until Lunacon.

Filk...is not for me.

Blogger kh123 March 20, 2016 3:03 PM  

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Blogger GracieLou March 20, 2016 3:09 PM  

Speaking of blurting out whatever comes to the mind, with only 50/50 chance of being relevant, one of theTrump vilifiers punched a horse in the NY "DEMONstration."

You think at this point nothing can surprise you. Watch the freaks put on a KKK hood, taunt people, get beat up by a black Trump supporter, call him a racist, bask in the media glory and moral superiority, same old same.

But slap a horse? In the snout?
F**k the horse police! Or something.
Media? PETA? {{crickets}}

That makes it official. Every carbon based life form has now been thrown under the bus. Take note ye acrid, blue haired land whales.

Blogger pyrrhus March 20, 2016 3:13 PM  

How many fat girls were there in the concentration camps? Oh, none!?.....but it's glandular, LOL

Anonymous kfg March 20, 2016 3:24 PM  

Even Paul Anderson couldn't "whisk" a fat girl off her feet, never mind into an alternate world.

" . . . one good 200 pounder is great for sitting on the rail so you can carry more sail up-wind."

A 200 pound guy can do the same thing, and work the winch.

Blogger Mr.MantraMan March 20, 2016 3:29 PM  

Enough, damn you all and as a flour salesman all I have to say is that differently weighted women need luvin too.

We sell our flour in bulk ladies, just sayin

Anonymous Dave Gerrold's Cabana Boy March 20, 2016 3:34 PM  

"If you were a Hamplanet, my love"

Blogger tz March 20, 2016 3:36 PM  

How many fat infobabes, weatherbabes, and women with major roles in dramas (not comedy) are there?
Disco is dead, but useful to chum the waters

Blogger Noah B March 20, 2016 3:38 PM  

This seemed thread-appropriate.

Blogger LP9 Forever Solidified in Gold! Rin Integra S.I.G. March 20, 2016 3:44 PM  

Thank God I didn't send the all about the bass email this week - thank you Lord!

Like I've said before get women out of sci fi and sure I know, Hoyt is super cool, just sayin women tend to ruin everything for men, readers and whatever they decide to henhouse with evil intentions.

Thinsperation either way!

Anonymous BGKB March 20, 2016 4:00 PM  

I would just like to point out that "Fat Bottom Girls" was sung by a flaming homosexual leading a band named Queen.

Fag hags usually are not the prettiest girls.

one of theTrump vilifiers punched a horse in the NY "DEMONstration."

Are you sure it was not punched 8 whores? Oh wait that's NFL news.

Anonymous Wyrd March 20, 2016 4:02 PM  

How many fat infobabes, weatherbabes, and women with major roles in dramas (not comedy) are there?
Disco is dead, but useful to chum the waters


*after putting on white polyester suit*

You are Teh Awesomez!

/*after putting on white polyester suit*

Blogger J Van Stry March 20, 2016 4:13 PM  

@42

I'm a small time indy author (I sell about 30K copies a year). I know I'm small time, but I also realize that for a small timer, I'm not doing bad.

So I've gone to a few cons and done a presentation on how to get your work out there, in short trying to help people with the things it took me years to figure out. Sort of a payback to the couple of folks who helped me out once.

I try to play it very low key, and I tell everyone upfront that I'm 'small potato's' in the industry.
Meanwhile there are these people running around who have sold a couple of short stories to small press magazines and made less than a grand or two in their entire career going on about what big successes they are, and how everyone should listen to them.

I was put on a panel once with these people and they went down the line asking how many novels each person had out. When they got to me, I was embarrassed, because I had five times more than the biggest one there (I used to write under a pen name). They were bragging about selling one or two copies a day, and well, I sort of mumbled my response on that question when they got to me, because I didn't want to sound like I was bragging if I told them my numbers. After that, they never put me on a panel with their 'experts' again.

I know I should go to more cons and maybe get a table and try and do more self-promotion, but I'm not sure if it's really worth it. There are just too many politics. I do want to help others, and I don't really view it as a competition, we're all too small to have that mind set. But the people running these things can be incredibly petty and incredibly vindictive.

Anonymous Dave March 20, 2016 4:15 PM  

We sell our flour in bulk ladies, just sayin

High-gluten and bread flour?

Anonymous brentg March 20, 2016 4:20 PM  

on the earth - "ugh, I'm morbidly fat"

on the moon - "yea! I'm skinny! Now I can eat more."

Anonymous Dave March 20, 2016 4:27 PM  

@63

30k books a year seems very respectable (top 5%?) and you're a fellow rider. Which of your books do you recommend to start?

Anonymous kfg March 20, 2016 4:31 PM  

"I know I should go to more cons . . ."

I'm a slower learner than Vox. I went to two cons before I ran away screaming in horror.

If you have to do it for business, my condolences, but I wouldn't do anything to encourage you. Find alternative means of promotion.

Blogger Salt March 20, 2016 4:32 PM  

J Van Stry wrote:They were bragging about selling one or two copies a day, and well, I sort of mumbled my response on that question when they got to me, because I didn't want to sound like I was bragging

It' amazing the number of authors I see as 'award winning', and checking their Amazon stat they're below the hundred-k in ranking.

Anonymous VFM #6306 March 20, 2016 5:03 PM  

That's no moon. That's the magical underside of New York City.

Salt's gonna need a bigger bloat.

Feast of Cows on HBO is going to have everyone raping a 2016 SI cover model.

Blogger Skylark Thibedeau March 20, 2016 5:18 PM  

They'll make the Blimp from the Inferior 5 and Bouncing Boy from the Legion of Superheroes be Fat Chicks now.

Blogger Skylark Thibedeau March 20, 2016 5:22 PM  

Have you ever been to a Nerdesque Burlesque show at a Con? Fat Girls wearing pasties and tattoos. Not attractive.

Anonymous Ilk#10,191 March 20, 2016 5:32 PM  

Thanks, Skylark. There goes my appetite for supper

Blogger ray March 20, 2016 5:34 PM  

"I would just like to point out that "Fat Bottom Girls" was sung by a flaming homosexual leading a band named Queen."


Yep. Proud homo-boy cucking out actual men, making money telling fat women they are at the center of the universe. Just great. Then the rest of us have to deal with them the next forty years.

Thanks a lot Freddie! See ya in hell.

Anonymous Wyrd March 20, 2016 5:46 PM  

Let's have a Kickstarter to fund a sense-of-humor for Nate and Ray. I have a Benjamin waiting to donate.

Blogger Orville March 20, 2016 6:05 PM  

You all are missing the mother lode of SFF here. Dexter is the lover/caretaker of Beth, his 800 pound significant other. One of Dexter's labors of love is flap landing, inspecting and cleaning Beth's many wondrous fat flaps. Usually it's a Cheetos or occasionally a half a ham sandwich, but one day under a posterior flap, Dexter discovers a wondrous alternate universe where he disappears to for weeks to meet the strange new inhabitants.

Blogger Feather Blade March 20, 2016 6:20 PM  

@26 Because apparently, only monsters are interested in fat girls.

Well, obviously. The fat's where the flavor is, innit?

Anonymous MendoScot March 20, 2016 6:29 PM  

A 200 pound guy can do the same thing, and work the winch...

...but tends to object forcefully and effectively to being used as a sea anchor.

Blogger Emmett Fitz-Hume March 20, 2016 6:43 PM  

@63

I met a couple of writers who were probably in a similar situation to yourself. And they were cool. One who comes to mind was David Walton (Supersymetry, Superposition). Not only was he typically interesting and well-spoken, he was classy. And I would regularly see him on panels with "authors" who have very little to their credit.

Something that occurred to me over the weekend, as I attended more panels and got to know some of the players, was that the model for how these things work (Fandom, Cons, and the lower tier "published" writers) seemed almost incestuous.

For example:

Panel 1 has four writers, A, B, C and D

Panel 2 has four writers E, F , G, and A

When you listen to their credentials as the panel opens, you realize that E, F and G either work directly for or are married/"partnered" with A, B, C and D. And this is so for all of the panels I attended.

On one panel, a "Do's and Don't's of the first 5 pages" type, one editor said that you should be careful what you say to an editor because they all know each other. And it was obviously true and they weren't just acquaintances.

Anonymous kfg March 20, 2016 6:45 PM  

@77:

OK, ya got me there, as well as giving me the one pleasant mental image in the thread.

Blogger Quadko March 20, 2016 6:49 PM  

Somehow reminds me of Mary Brown's "Unlikely Ones" books. Of course, in the end, the fat girl and the pig, though exercise and luv kisses, have turned into the skinny girl and shape-changing dragon love interest, so maybe is pre-retro-subversion of the new thrust.

Anonymous Be Not Afraid March 20, 2016 6:51 PM  

It's so tempting to retcon BBW into pop fiction. I just have this vision of 400-lb Katniss, unable to run because of her gout... and I'll just stop there before the Dark Lord bans me.

Blogger J Van Stry March 20, 2016 6:58 PM  

@66 Dave, I'd say start with the first book in the Portals of Infinity series, don't take it too seriously, it's meant to be fun, it's a bit like the pulp I used to read and enjoy. Plus the feminazi's hate it :-)

Blogger BunE22 March 20, 2016 7:03 PM  

@42

"And usually with hair dyed all sorts of colors. What the fudge is up with the hair?"

I think it's their version of camouflage. It draws your eyes away from their bodies.

Blogger Sean Carnegie March 20, 2016 7:12 PM  

I don't know what I was told, big legged woman ain't got no soul.

Blogger Nate March 20, 2016 7:30 PM  

"Let's have a Kickstarter to fund a sense-of-humor for Nate and Ray"

You should never assume that we obsessively read the comments here darlin'

Blogger tz March 20, 2016 8:02 PM  

I've seen thousands of cows locally and none are fat, much less obese. Stop the evil stereotype.

Anonymous Wyrd March 20, 2016 8:03 PM  

You should never assume that we obsessively read the comments here darlin'

Just trying to keep an eye on you, sugar-breeches.

Blogger tz March 20, 2016 8:04 PM  

If the next Star Wars is filming, perhaps there can be a push, and although Darth whatever cuts a dozen inches deep, it doesn't hurt the jediette.

Blogger SciVo March 20, 2016 8:15 PM  

Emmett Fitz-Hume wrote:@48

I did not see Murder Ballads. I discovered I am somewhat sheltered and did not know what Filk is until Lunacon.

Filk...is not for me.


But... but there are Klingons on the starboard bow! How can you not love it?!

Blogger The Other Robot March 20, 2016 8:22 PM  

@84: I don't know what I was told, big legged woman ain't got no soul.

So, it's actually:

I don't know but I been told, a big-legged woman ain't got no soul.

When it comes to Vitamin Z you have to do it right.

Anonymous VinnyBoomBatz March 20, 2016 8:39 PM  

@73 Fat Bottomed Girls was sung by Freddie but written by the straight guitar player, fyi

Blogger Skylark Thibedeau March 20, 2016 8:42 PM  

Have you ever been to a Nerdesque Burlesque show at a Con? Fat Girls wearing pasties and tattoos. Not attractive.

Blogger haus frau March 20, 2016 9:06 PM  

I imagine all the female heroines written by female authors have more than a touch of Mary Sue to them. No one wants to imagine their perfect fictitious self as a lumpy chubster especially not sexually liberated, fat positive chubsters.

Blogger jack attack March 20, 2016 9:08 PM  

1. Wyrd March 20, 2016 12:30 PM

Big-bottomed girls make the rocking world go round.

The problem is the modern western women don't realize that it's big-bottomed girls, not big-all-over girls.

Blogger Thucydides March 20, 2016 9:50 PM  

Say what you want, but any blog post with Spinal Tap gets a +11

Blogger LP9 Forever Solidified in Gold! Rin Integra S.I.G. March 20, 2016 9:53 PM  

All I want is sci-fi or fantasy writing by the men not the obesogen acceptance crowd.

And I cease the thinness/mid range to overweight issue, the topic is writing its just that women or normal non-feminist women love honor, beauty, purity, caring for ourselves (total body workouts), even thinness. But I'm the fool in my Masters words Mat 15:10-20

Anonymous Discard March 20, 2016 9:58 PM  

22. Were-Puppy: Never be the last one to get on a Greyhound bus. I did 400 miles wedged between two fat Black women in the last row.

Anonymous kfg March 20, 2016 10:11 PM  

"Filk...is not for me."

Oddly enough, Lunacon is one of the two cons I went to. The other was Boscon, where the one hour I really enjoyed was spent swapping songs with a quite drunk Gordy Dickson and his, at the time, not very well known shadow Robert Asprin.

Anonymous John Steed March 20, 2016 10:45 PM  

I wonder if Masters and Johnson ever did a study called `Fat Chicks and the average penile size of the men who love them`?

Blogger Were-Puppy March 20, 2016 10:50 PM  

@97 Discard
22. Were-Puppy: Never be the last one to get on a Greyhound bus. I did 400 miles wedged between two fat Black women in the last row.
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Maybe we should start a support group - for people who have been pinned into seats by Hamhock Arms

Anonymous Discard March 21, 2016 4:17 AM  

100. Were-Puppy: OK, Bro. I'll remind you to sit at the end of the pew, and you remind me to get to the bus station early.

Anonymous Shut up rabbit March 21, 2016 4:19 AM  

Spy fits the fat woman wish-fulfillment fantasy to a T.

Fat, female CIA operative gets to go in the field and save the day, beat the bad guy while being wooed by several men. If that wasn't enough, she's also the best fighter in the world with some kind of Fat Fu that overcomes all her physical limitations without any kind of magical explanations.

I imagine it will be taken as a documentary proof by the sofa surfers that wimmins are better than men at everything.

It is the precursor of the Fat Ghostbusters fiasco

Anonymous Shut up rabbit March 21, 2016 5:13 AM  

Oh, and don't forget the fat, lesbian Mary Sue currently taking over The Walking Dead. Maybe she'll save the world by eating all the zombies?

Anonymous Shut up rabbit March 21, 2016 5:58 AM  

*watches latest TWD episode*
Why, thank you cupid. Most unexpected.

Blogger CM March 21, 2016 8:06 AM  

My only complaint about weight of women depicted on TV is that if they are eating unhealthy and sitting around, whine about exercise while jonesing for their morning donut, please make them fat.

Gilmore Girls needs fat chicks.

Anonymous Artraccoon gone Rabid March 21, 2016 10:32 AM  

Of course fat girls get whisked into New York's underground realms...CHUDs gotta eat, and that's a lota meat that can't run fast.

Anonymous WaterBoy March 21, 2016 2:07 PM  

"CHUDs gotta eat, and that's a lota meat that can't run fast."

Same with zombies.

Rule #1 for surviving Zombieland: cardio.

When the virus struck, for obvious reasons, the first ones to go were the fatties.

Blogger Blume March 21, 2016 2:20 PM  

I second J Van Stry's recommendation of his portals books. They are very fun.

Blogger Eric March 21, 2016 10:04 PM  

I would just like to point out that "Fat Bottom Girls" was sung by a flaming homosexual leading a band named Queen.

Freddie Mercury played both sides of the plate. If it was human he would have sex with it.

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