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Tuesday, April 19, 2016

A Quest for Depression in the Butt

This is just too freaking funny. From File 770:
If anyone wonders what side of the cultural divide that Chuck Tingle, author of Rapid Puppy pick “Space Raptor Butt Invasion” , falls on, he’s having Zoe Quinn, Gamergate patient zero, make his video game.
Beautiful. Simply beautiful. I very much doubt any of these SJWs have ever actually seen Depression Quest. It should be absolutely fascinating to see what Locke Valentine does with Mr. Tingle's inimitable oeuvre, given her almost unbelievably limited skill set.

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66 Comments:

Blogger Josh April 19, 2016 2:20 PM  

Stay strong, bgs

Anonymous WinstonWebb April 19, 2016 2:25 PM  

Glorious!
One hopes it will be at least 40% gayer than the new Baldur's Gate.

Anonymous roo_ster April 19, 2016 2:32 PM  

Poe's Law in da house.

Anonymous Nathan April 19, 2016 2:32 PM  

Will the wait be longer than for Duke Nukem Forever?

Blogger Sir Thermite April 19, 2016 2:33 PM  

Hilarious! Even funnier than Tim Cook having to say he's officially opposed to backdoors

OpenID basementhomebrewer April 19, 2016 2:34 PM  

They are taking one step closer to voting for it. It is only a matter of time for the first bold SJW at file770 to post a glowing review of the "work".

Blogger Alexander Thompson April 19, 2016 2:36 PM  

Maybe RPG Maker will have another free weekend.

Anonymous FitzRobert April 19, 2016 2:41 PM  

Thank Divine Providence I have lived to see this day.

Anonymous WaterBoy April 19, 2016 2:44 PM  

"A Quest for Depression in the Butt"

Would that be DimpleQuest™?

Anonymous A Paradigm Is More Than Twenty Cents April 19, 2016 2:56 PM  

@3 exactly. Is it a troll, is it not a troll, is it a meta-troll?

What difference, in the end, does it make?

OpenID basementhomebrewer April 19, 2016 3:03 PM  

A Paradigm Is More Than Twenty Cents wrote:@3 exactly. Is it a troll, is it not a troll, is it a meta-troll?

What difference, in the end, does it make?


I see what you did there.

Anonymous VFM #6306 April 19, 2016 3:09 PM  

Butt InvasionQuest.

You are in space.

It is very dark.

>LOOK

You can't see anything. You are in space.

It is very dark.

>INV

You are carrying:

A flashlight
A methane detector
Hydroxyl radicals
A book of matches

You are in space. You are a bit hungry.

It is very dark.

>TURN ON FLASHLIGHT

Nothing happens. You used up the batteries last night in another handheld device.

You are in space. You are hungry.

It is very dark.

>EAT HYDROXYL RADICALS

I don't see how that is going to help.

You are in space. You are extremely hungry.

It is very dark.

>LIGHT MATCH

***WHOOOMP***

Way to go, Butt Invader. The area you are in is the rectum of a space raptor, which is filled entirely with explosive methane.

The last thing you see is some asshole traveling at the speed of light, and you are not sure if it is the dinosaur's, or your own...

/END

Anonymous Steve April 19, 2016 3:11 PM  

You are in a comfortable butt-like hall.
To the east is a butt-shaped door.

You see:
Gandass, Gandass is carrying a curious butt-related object.

>KILL GANDASS

You attack Gandass.
Gandass breaks your butt with one mighty thrust.
You are dead. You scored 2%.
Would you like to play again? Y/N

Anonymous fop April 19, 2016 3:17 PM  

I can die happy now.

Blogger tz April 19, 2016 3:37 PM  

It is hard to get my head around this, other than maybe two wrong heads will make a right, but not a Wright.

OT but this just (Put)in
Using vaccines to enslave
Remember the vaccinations in Bin Laden's neighborhood?

Blogger El Borak April 19, 2016 3:38 PM  

Speaking of freakshow, is promulgating a fake hate crime in the service of Social Justice enough to get one on the SJWList?

I'm curious, because while the rules say that you need to publicly call for someone's disemployment, faking a hate crime is almost certain to get some person disemployed. And it's hard to argue that if you're willing to take the chance that you'll be countersued into penury, your commitment to Social Justice is first rate. Employers dig people who are willing to risk it all for a good cause.

Anonymous BGKB April 19, 2016 3:42 PM  

Hilarious! Even funnier than Tim Cook having to say he's officially opposed to backdoors

He will boy cot a state because a pizza place won't serve his wedding but cheerfully commences commerce with nations that stone gays to death with stones.

The last thing you see is some asshole traveling at the speed of light, and you are not sure if it is the dinosaur's, or your own

Speed is relative

Speaking of freakshow, is promulgating a fake hate crime in the service of Social Justice enough to get one on the SJWList?

Leftists always cry that cops should wear bodycams only to find most hate accusations turned out to be hoaxes, but now even if you make a cake for lesbians you have to record it.

Blogger tz April 19, 2016 3:42 PM  

Maybe Zoe will be burned out like the cigarettes featured in the game. There is a difference as typhoid isn't cancer. Butt there are synergies.

Blogger Salt April 19, 2016 3:46 PM  

SRBI's Hugo odds have gone up.

Blogger lowercaseb April 19, 2016 4:22 PM  

This is unacceptable. SRBI needs to be a Steam Vive game with custom interfaces in addition to the Vive headset.

"Live the invasion. FEEL the invasion!"

Blogger lowercaseb April 19, 2016 4:23 PM  

..and yes, it has to be a Vive game instead of Rift. You will need the whole room playspace.

Anonymous SpaceIsNoPlaceForSissies April 19, 2016 4:29 PM  

Is SRBI going to be a first person shooter?!

Blogger SirHamster April 19, 2016 4:36 PM  

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Anonymous Viidad April 19, 2016 4:37 PM  

It's impossible that this comment could be true. I simply cannot accept that the world is a great enough place for such a thing to happen.

Anonymous Eduardo April 19, 2016 4:37 PM  

First person shooter... Imagine the weapons that a butt invader will use...

Wow just... WOW.

Anonymous FitzRobert April 19, 2016 4:41 PM  

I haven't been this giddy since the woodpecker-riding weasel.

That could be a Tingler.

Blogger Salt April 19, 2016 4:43 PM  

lowercaseb wrote:"Live the invasion. FEEL the invasion!"

Armored undies sold seperately.

OpenID nightskyradio.com April 19, 2016 4:50 PM  

With a Nintendo style 8-butt musical score by Eddie Murphy and Samwell.

Anonymous WinstonWebb April 19, 2016 5:00 PM  

This game is destined to put the joy back in the joystick.

Anonymous VFM #6306 April 19, 2016 5:57 PM  

Technically, that's not a "side" of the cultural divide, but the crevice.

Blogger lowercaseb April 19, 2016 6:07 PM  

I'm sensing that the final project for the video game master class is being formed as we speak.

Blogger Cataline Sergius April 19, 2016 6:27 PM  

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Blogger Cataline Sergius April 19, 2016 6:33 PM  

...he’s having Zoe Quinn, Gamergate patient zero, make his video game.


Ha! Ha! Ha! (*gasp...wheez*) Ha! Ha! Ha!


Just as a foot note; Zoe Quinn is finally back out from under her rock and has lately taken to styling herself as "Gamergate Patient Zero."

So there might not actually be a *game* being developed. This could just be some kind of weird ass self promotion on her part using a sockpuppet account.

Not quite sure why she would do that if she didn't have the job already but the mind of Zoe Quinn is pretty odd fucking place.

Blogger Pseudotsuga April 19, 2016 6:33 PM  

Perhaps there will be customizable skins in the game...

Anonymous Spartacus xxxxx April 19, 2016 6:48 PM  

Thank goodness nobody mentioned diving into a black hole.

Cataline Sergius wrote:...he’s having Zoe Quinn, Gamergate patient zero, make his video game.

Ha! Ha! Ha! (*gasp...wheez*) Ha! Ha! Ha!



Just as a foot note; Zoe Quinn is finally back out from under her rock and has lately taken to styling herself as "Gamergate Patient Zero."


Just another way of saying pozzed.

Blogger Michael Maier April 19, 2016 6:56 PM  

We are truly beyond parody now.

Anonymous The NorthWet One April 19, 2016 7:00 PM  

> You are holding a BIG THRUSTER.

> You activate the BIG THRUSTER. The dark smelly space folds in on you and you are crushed.

> Try again? Y/N?

Anonymous VFM #6306 April 19, 2016 7:17 PM  

No...not...quite...yet.

Blogger Young Heaving Bosoms of Liberty April 19, 2016 7:20 PM  

SJWs have zero sense of humor. Chuck Tingle is so obviously trolling that you have to be functionally retarded not to get it.

Anonymous DeepThought April 19, 2016 7:25 PM  

@12 Bravo. Brought back many memories of Zork!

Anonymous Brick Hardslab April 19, 2016 7:26 PM  

I am reminded of the old "Newlywed Game" answer, "In the butt, bob" That has to be one of the selections for her 'make your own story' book/game.

Blogger dc.sunsets April 19, 2016 7:49 PM  

@ Sir Thermite, thank heaven I wasn't drinking when I read your Tim Cook observation. Funniest comment of the month.

Blogger Were-Puppy April 19, 2016 7:59 PM  

SRBI Character classes:

Sad Ass
Fat Ass
Lame Ass
Dumb Ass
Smart Ass

Blogger tz April 19, 2016 8:08 PM  

@5 - Enter through the rear.
But use a condom.

Blogger Young Heaving Bosoms of Liberty April 19, 2016 8:12 PM  

No enemies to the rear.

Blogger LP9 Forever Solidified in Gold! Rin Integra S.I.G. April 19, 2016 8:34 PM  

Was Vision Quest or The Dark Crystal ever considered within GG or Sci-fi communities? Dad or The Captain asked.

Anonymous VFM #6306 April 19, 2016 8:40 PM  

Vision Quest? The boys wrestling movie? I'm pretty sure Mr. Tingle would consider that within his genre, so...technically yes.

Blogger Aeoli Pera April 19, 2016 8:52 PM  

What.

Blogger Aeoli Pera April 19, 2016 8:52 PM  

What?

Blogger Aeoli Pera April 19, 2016 8:52 PM  

In the butt.

Anonymous WaterBoy April 19, 2016 9:26 PM  

Gives a whole new meaning to REMF.

Blogger Aeoli Pera April 19, 2016 10:08 PM  

WaterBoy wrote:Gives a whole new meaning to REMF.

Anonymous Conservative has implied that was always the meaning, and we only realized it at the limbic level.

Anonymous VFM #6306 April 19, 2016 10:16 PM  

Rapid Puppies hump fast.

Anonymous VFM Obvious April 19, 2016 10:17 PM  

Awww, that's cute, another gater who thinks that Depression Quest is the only game Zoe has worked oh.

How many games have you made that have won at Indiecade, Freeplay Festival, and IGF China?

Blogger Were-Puppy April 19, 2016 10:18 PM  

Wait until the upcoming sequel
Space Raptors Invade the Trannyverse

Blogger dienw April 19, 2016 10:18 PM  

OT but the comment box for your NY Primary thread is screwed up: I cannot correct an unclosed tag though I tried several times; when I closed the browser tab and opened a new on the comment box reappeared with my uncorrected comment still showing; I even closed the tab, opened a new one, deleted the uncorrected comment and typed a simple comment without tags, and the system still would not allow me to post but returned the original comment.

Anonymous VFM #6306 April 19, 2016 10:19 PM  

Trannysore, Us Rex, My Love

Blogger The Other Robot April 20, 2016 12:26 AM  

Surely, Tyrannysore, US Rex, My Love.

Blogger Timothy MEEHAN April 20, 2016 12:34 AM  

Don't worry, Chelsea. You can always get a job in Shelly Carroll's office.

Blogger Timothy MEEHAN April 20, 2016 12:41 AM  

@17 Leftists always cry that cops should wear bodycams only to find most hate accusations turned out to be hoaxes

You also get cops that think they are Emmy Award-winning evidence tamperers when the audio of a capture that contradicts them is "lost."

Not like I would know anything about that personally.

Anonymous Spartacus xxxxx April 20, 2016 12:57 AM  

Young Heaving Bosoms of Liberty wrote:SJWs have zero sense of humor. Chuck Tingle is so obviously trolling that you have to be functionally retarded not to get it.


False. The highly-acclaimed, Hugo-nominated Dr. Tingle to you, author of SRBI: "The 21st Century's Moby Dick", is preparing the ground for the eagerly-awaited Tingle Awards*, the answer to the pozzed-out Hugo*. Finally McRapey, Gerrold, and the rest can get the recognition they so richly deserve. We already have two entries for Best Related Work-

VFM #6306 wrote:Butt InvasionQuest.



Steve wrote:You are in a comfortable butt-like hall.

To the east is a butt-shaped door


Voting is on a scale of 1-5 Asterisks.

Anonymous Carl April 20, 2016 11:38 AM  

Too much mutual back slapping at this site

Blogger LP9 Forever Solidified in Gold! Rin Integra S.I.G. April 20, 2016 8:35 PM  

62, Hi Carl, no offense meant but how so?

Zoe Q., is a zero, will never succeed in GG or gaming. Another women is invading men's space and she is not a game designer, she is sub par and where has she been in 24 hours in reply?

Our men design the best games, our host is super intel and blessed by God for his successes!

Anonymous LurkingPuppy April 20, 2016 10:06 PM  

@63: I'm pretty sure "mutual back slapping" is another buggery/buggerer joke.

Blogger bob k. mando April 21, 2016 12:30 AM  

51. WaterBoy April 19, 2016 9:26 PM
Gives a whole new meaning to REMF.


Rear
Echelon
Butt-er
Fvcker?

Blogger Akulkis April 21, 2016 2:55 AM  

@65 Bob K. Mando

the M is for Mother.

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