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Saturday, April 30, 2016

Chuck Tingle contemplates Hugo withdrawl

 After NK Jemisin demanded Chuck Tingle withdraw his nomination for the Hugo Award for "Space Raptor Butt Invasion", Dr. Tingle gave the matter some serious consideration.
Chuck Tingle ‏@ChuckTingle
cant sleep. lots of thoughts i will be addressing tommorow morning. i will be very forward on where i stand and make important annoucement

Chuck Tingle ‏@ChuckTingle
i am very sorry sometimes things just have to come to an end. this has to be done and i will be as upfront as i can

Chuck Tingle ‏@ChuckTinglestill not sure if im ready for all of this to end still sorting though feelings about this annoucement. more very soon

Chuck Tingle ‏@ChuckTingle
in five minutes official announcement of withdrawl and difficult ending

Chuck Tingle ‏@ChuckTingle
PLEASE UNDERSTAND i have decided to WITHDRAW my support of taylor swifts and unfollow her. I now follow KATYS PERRY

LOVE IS REAL! Chuck Tingle's nomination is not a joke. Well, all right, it is. But it's arguably less of a joke than N.K. Jemisin's affirmative-action reward for hating the "beardy old middle-class middle-American guys" who created the field.

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156 Comments:

Anonymous Rolf April 30, 2016 5:18 PM  

A true paragon of master... trolling. :-)

What I wouldn't have given to watch the faces of some of the Hugo SJWs watching that series of tweets.

Anonymous 5343 April 30, 2016 5:19 PM  

I feel a Tingle!

Blogger The Other Robot April 30, 2016 5:19 PM  

At last a reason to join Twitter. Then I can follow Chuck Tingle.

Blogger Melampus the Seer April 30, 2016 5:20 PM  

The other cheek has turned.

Anonymous Godless Infidel April 30, 2016 5:20 PM  

This guy's a genius. I hope he wins. He deserves it as does the "modern" Hugos.

Blogger Bradford Walker April 30, 2016 5:21 PM  

Tingle is what happens when a shitlord turns pro.

Anonymous Ted Cobbler April 30, 2016 5:22 PM  

Curses! Foiled Again!

Blogger Alexander Thompson April 30, 2016 5:22 PM  

http://www.reactiongifs.us/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/slow_clap_citizen_kane.gif

Anonymous Ape name of NK April 30, 2016 5:23 PM  

Ted? Call me on my private line asap. Devilman business.

Blogger The Kurgan April 30, 2016 5:27 PM  

I love this guy. No butt slam

Blogger Bob Loblaw April 30, 2016 5:32 PM  

Hahahahahahaha. That shit is funny.

Anonymous Dyskord April 30, 2016 5:33 PM  

Chuck Tinle is a mad genius
Love this dude
No Homo
#LoveTingles

Blogger praetorian April 30, 2016 5:34 PM  

This isn't even trolling anymore. This is some multi-dimensional meta-meme transfiguration shit.

I'm starting to get a little scared, guys.

Anonymous Leonidas April 30, 2016 5:37 PM  

What have you unleashed on the world, Vox?

Anonymous Hopeful (no homo) April 30, 2016 5:39 PM  

Dr. Tingle, you may need some lotion on your calves after making that hard decision.

Blogger JaimeInTexas April 30, 2016 5:40 PM  

Is Tingle a male homosexual? Is his writing all parody and pretend?

Blogger Nate April 30, 2016 5:40 PM  

Where-in a half-savage learns what savage really is.

Anonymous Cochise April 30, 2016 5:41 PM  

It occurs to me that I've never seen Chuck Tingle and the infamous Great Books For Men together at the same time .... Coincidence??

Blogger JACIII April 30, 2016 5:41 PM  

Next year: And the Hugo for best extended troll..the winner is.... Chuck! Tingle!

OpenID luciussomesuch April 30, 2016 5:44 PM  

This is very triggering to me.

Taylor Swift, though much compromised, at least remains a White beauty. Katy Perry is an extremely whorish, indeed outright Satanic figure, with a penchant for playing naughty Daddy games and dressing up like a victim of child abuse. Her face is appalling, and her music irredeemable.

I humbly beg Dr. Tingle, author of the most important book in the world, to consider again which of these ladybucks is better worthy of the undivided distinction of his followship. Can K*t* P*rry even conceivably KISS THE SKY? She's more likely to make out with her pops, name of false pastor.

Blogger tridekka April 30, 2016 5:45 PM  

@18 his books are great.... and they're for men.

Blogger rumpole5 April 30, 2016 5:49 PM  

But, but, but.....

Anonymous jOHN MOSBY April 30, 2016 5:52 PM  

Somewhere da GBFM (tm ) is smiling.
That's trolling as it it is meant be.

Blogger JACIII April 30, 2016 5:55 PM  

Next year: And the Hugo for best extended troll..the winner is.... Chuck! Tingle!

Anonymous jOHN MOSBY April 30, 2016 5:55 PM  

" Taylor Swift, though much compromised, at least remains a White beauty. "
And extremely hawt in her SS uniform.

Blogger Alexander April 30, 2016 6:05 PM  

This is sad. Taylor Swift is worth a legion of katy perry. Mr. Tingle please reconsider!

Tldr; please allow Ms. Swift to slam your butt no Katy Cobbler.

Blogger Stg58/Animal Mother April 30, 2016 6:07 PM  

Taylor Swift supports a Fascist Europe.

Blogger ray April 30, 2016 6:14 PM  



"cant sleep. lots of thoughts i will be addressing tommorow morning. i will be very forward on where i stand and make important announcement"


Lots of thoughts to juggle, lots of options running through the old Chuckster's head.

Has that 'GBFM' tingle.

Anonymous Man of the Atom April 30, 2016 6:14 PM  

Leonidas wrote:What have you unleashed on the world, Vox?

They COULD have had Larry Correia, but they kicked him to the curb and scoffed at him.

They COULD have had John C. Wright, but they cursed him and No-Awarded him.

Now, Chuck Tingle stands astride the Tingleverse, shouting "LOVE IS REAL" to the BUCKAROOS and Ted Cobblers of the World alike.

The 2016 Hugos loom large.

What comes next, is a horror that lives only in SJWs' nightmares.

Blogger Alexander April 30, 2016 6:22 PM  

Chunk Tingle stands astride the Hugos like a Collossus up the butt.

Blogger Salt April 30, 2016 6:22 PM  

The Tingle doth troll. Fabulous.

Blogger Al From Bay Shore April 30, 2016 6:23 PM  

I don't do sci-fi at all but I've been following this sub-plot. I "followed" Chuck Tingle because of what I've read here thus far. That's a Kool-Ass-MoFo! I want him to win because he seems to be a supremely genuinely good human being. GO CHUCK GO!!!!

Blogger lowercaseb April 30, 2016 6:24 PM  

this is the part of the story when we find out that the crazy old hermit actually is the legendary warrior of old.

Get ready my fellow Ilk, Dread Ilk and even the Vile Faceless Ones...with this discover it means that a training montage is the next scene.

Anonymous VFM #6306 April 30, 2016 6:26 PM  

Followed swifts in the butt but KATYS butt follows swifts with a hugo. Never has there been more giving in the butt since space raptor.

Blogger Banjo April 30, 2016 6:27 PM  

Love is pain...

...Pain in the butt.

(heart) Tingles 4 evs

Anonymous Difster April 30, 2016 6:33 PM  

I'm beginning to question the veracity of Tingle's insanity.

OpenID squawkbox April 30, 2016 6:33 PM  

All our dark master's other achievements pale besides his introducing Dr Chuck Tingle to a wider audience. Only Keats can express my feelings

Then felt I like some watcher of the skies
When a new planet swims into his ken;
Or like stout Cortez when with eagle eyes
He star'd at the Pacific — and all his men
Look'd at each other with a wild surmise —
Silent, upon a peak in Darien.

Only x 5000.

Blogger Krul April 30, 2016 6:35 PM  

Banjo wrote:Love is pain...

...Pain in the butt.


What is love?

Anonymous Man of the Atom April 30, 2016 6:36 PM  

It's Over 9000!

Blogger praetorian April 30, 2016 6:40 PM  

The position of my church is that the homosexual sex act is wrong because it is not procreative. I am in broad agreement with that position.

However, in witnessing the pounding in the butt that Mr. Tingle is giving the Hugos (with his own butt) and the salty tears produced thereby, I am forced to pause and reflect.

Anonymous NewJerseyThomas April 30, 2016 6:41 PM  

An anual award for best Troll sounds like a good idea.

Maybe called the Tingle Award, and be presented at Castilla Con.

I envision a Bronze Raptor.

Lawn orniment size.

Blogger Dave April 30, 2016 6:43 PM  

Oh the Bern in the butt for twitter unfollowed name of taylor swifts. I hope one day Chuck Tingle writes a book for Taylor.

Blogger c0pperheaded April 30, 2016 6:48 PM  

Seriously, which one of you is Chuck Tingle?

Anonymous WinstonWebb April 30, 2016 6:49 PM  

The savage got burned.
Oh, how her butt hurts.
Of Tingle I learned.
And bought the t-shirt.





Blogger Mr.MantraMan April 30, 2016 6:49 PM  

I'll bet Dr. Tingle has great hair, better than Ms. Perry's.

Blogger GK Chesterton April 30, 2016 7:01 PM  

Vox,

Be careful. He may be smarter than you.

Anonymous DC (#sqrt(-1)) April 30, 2016 7:01 PM  

Butt can TRUE BUCKAROOS really KISS THE SKY with KATYS PERRY and is the love for her truly real?

Somewhere in the multiverse someone name of Taylor Swifts is crying and putting lotion on her calves to WIN her love back and FOIL Ted Cobbler's devilman plan to substitute the FALSE following of Kaities Perry.

The truckerman knows...

I repeat: Best. Troll. Ever!

Anonymous jOHN MOSBY April 30, 2016 7:04 PM  

Trump / Tingle 2016 !

Blogger Aeoli Pera April 30, 2016 7:06 PM  

This reminds me, I haven't thanked God for the internet yet today.

Blogger lowercaseb April 30, 2016 7:07 PM  

My G-d...

Don't blame Vox...it is US who are to blame.

What have WE unleashed...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=25jjTt0I0x8

We were fools to think we could control this.

Anonymous VFM #6306 April 30, 2016 7:07 PM  

KATYS PERRY is AAA NAZI JEW, chuck!

LOVE ISRAEL

Anonymous Boogeyman April 30, 2016 7:08 PM  

God bless America!

OpenID camestrosfelapton April 30, 2016 7:13 PM  

//Man of the Atom April 30, 2016 6:14 PM

They COULD have had John C. Wright, but they cursed him and No-Awarded him.

Now, Chuck Tingle stands astride the Tingleverse, shouting "LOVE IS REAL" to the BUCKAROOS and Ted Cobblers of the World alike.//

Sounds like an improvement. Turgid histrionic Ignatius J Reilly impersonator versus a guy who actually has a functioning sense of humor? What exactly is the downside?

Anonymous A Paradigm Is More Than Twenty Cents April 30, 2016 7:14 PM  

I’m so proud to have a 1st Edition of Space Raptor Butt Invasion on my Kindle. It makes me feel that I’m part of something. Something, well, bigger.

Blogger Skylark Thibedeau April 30, 2016 7:16 PM  

I wonder if Katy Perry's ever kissed a Gay Unicorn and liked it?

Blogger The Other Robot April 30, 2016 7:16 PM  

Chuck Tingle, PBUH, has brought about an enormous change. I am sure it was him:

systemd free Debian fork

A reason to use Debian.

Anonymous Man of the Atom April 30, 2016 7:20 PM  

camestrosfelapton wrote://Man of the Atom April 30, 2016 6:14 PM

They COULD have had John C. Wright, but they cursed him and No-Awarded him.

Now, Chuck Tingle stands astride the Tingleverse, shouting "LOVE IS REAL" to the BUCKAROOS and Ted Cobblers of the World alike.//

Sounds like an improvement. Turgid histrionic Ignatius J Reilly impersonator versus a guy who actually has a functioning sense of humor? What exactly is the downside?


Why nothing at all, Little Gamma, nothing at all.

Blogger Arthur Isaac April 30, 2016 7:23 PM  

Is "Chuck Tingle" Milo's pen name? Has anyone actually seem this person IRL? Does he have to receive the award in person? Enquiring minds want to know.

Anonymous jOHN MOSBY April 30, 2016 7:26 PM  

"Tingle writes a book for Taylor."
A Sonnet would be great.
"Taylor Swift supports a Fascist Europe."
That's why we lurve her so.

Blogger The Other Robot April 30, 2016 7:26 PM  

Chuck Tingle, PBUH, needs to talk to those jerks who are not empathetic:

The have to be monsters

Anonymous Rolf April 30, 2016 7:27 PM  

*scratches head*

So.... what, precisely, are the establishment SJWs all butt-hurt (ahem) about? I mean, they are the ones that put up "if you were a dinosaur, my love" for real... I mean, are they homophobes, or dinophobes, or just genre-confused?

In any case, the Rabid Puppy Love Is Real!!!!11

Blogger Arthur Isaac April 30, 2016 7:33 PM  

Auntie Merkel supports a fascist Europe.....what did you think all of that hard work has been about? Is she any relation to Taylor Swift?

Maybe Chuck's homage to Miss Swift could be titled "An Immodest Proposal"?

Blogger Arthur Isaac April 30, 2016 7:36 PM  

Subtitled: "Butt Invasions of the 13 Imam."

Blogger The Other Robot April 30, 2016 7:36 PM  

"Tingle writes a book for Taylor."

Taylor Swift Pounded My Space Raptor Buddy In The Butt!

Hmmm, I guess he would get sued.

Blogger Harsh April 30, 2016 7:47 PM  

@camestrosfelapton

Shut up, Gamma.

Blogger Skylark Thibedeau April 30, 2016 7:57 PM  

If it was Milo he would only be following Mariah not Taylor.

Anonymous Nxx April 30, 2016 8:01 PM  

A piercing cry is heard in the night as a half savage gets..

Slammed In The Butt By A Twitter Troll

Anonymous jOHN MOSBY April 30, 2016 8:12 PM  

" Auntie Merkel supports a fascist Europe."
Don't you dare drag Frau Swift into the same hole as that commie muzzy nigger-lovin' Merkel.
Frau Swift you would gladly screw. Frau Merkel would gladly
screw the people she represents.
Dig ?

Blogger VD April 30, 2016 8:15 PM  

Something, well, bigger.

And harder.


Sounds like an improvement. Turgid histrionic Ignatius J Reilly impersonator versus a guy who actually has a functioning sense of humor? What exactly is the downside?


Awesome. Are you going to vote "Space Raptor Butt Invasion" first for Best Short Story?

Anonymous VFM 360 April 30, 2016 8:21 PM  

Trump/Tingle 2016

Anonymous jOHN MOSBY April 30, 2016 8:27 PM  

Vox, you gotta bring Dr. Tingle into your group.
Feez da Tingles !!
lollzzzzolololll!

Anonymous Dave Gerrold's Cabana Boy April 30, 2016 8:29 PM  

I love the undercurrent of frustrated arrogant entitlement running through her demand tweets. She needs to check her SJW privilege.

Blogger ray April 30, 2016 8:32 PM  

"I want him to win because he seems to be a supremely genuinely good human being."


He is, Al. He really is. He's a great man.

We don't lower ourselves by saying it.

As for N.K. 'Aunt' Jemisin, she wouldn't even get the award for Most Pretentious Name without literary AA. Get back in the line where you belong.

Blogger Jared Burrell April 30, 2016 8:33 PM  

I wonder who Dr. Tingle will send to pick up the award.

Anonymous jOHN MOSBY April 30, 2016 8:35 PM  












" I love the undercurrent of frustrated arrogant entitlement running through her demand tweets. She needs to check her SJW privilege. "
If you are are talking about frau Swift,'tis nothing a good weekend of Kombat Sex couldn't solve.

Anonymous ogunsiron April 30, 2016 8:43 PM  

So, according to the half savage, the purpose of the Hugo is to reward writers from underrepresented groups. Not even to play special attention to them, but to plain reward them and that's the purpose of the award. Thanks, half savage, good to know!

Anonymous Spartacus xxxxx April 30, 2016 8:47 PM  

There needs to be a new Hugo Awards category- Best Science Fiction Troll, if not Best Troll Ever. This can be put online for consideration and for presentation at the Worldcon business meeting. It's too late for "If You Were a Dino..." but an emergency ruling could still get "SRBI" on the 2017 ballot.

Anonymous Rolf April 30, 2016 8:52 PM  

This is going from metric popcorn-loads to downright epic. What's the under-over on the need for a fainting couch or meds adjustment for NKJ?

Blogger Michael Maier April 30, 2016 8:57 PM  

https://teespring.com/legends-of-science-fiction#pid=70&cid=2343&sid=front

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Anonymous VFM SkullCrusher April 30, 2016 9:03 PM  

This is better than As The World Turns.

I come back later in the day and find the half savage imploring the tingle to tango.

Maybe tomorrow there will be further edification on this matter from the Toad or McRapey.

Oh, this is so fun....

Blogger Skylark Thibedeau April 30, 2016 9:04 PM  

Vote for Chuck or H8 wins.

Blogger Skylark Thibedeau April 30, 2016 9:11 PM  

Vote for Chuck or H8 wins.

Blogger Arthur Isaac April 30, 2016 9:12 PM  

Get me some duct tape and a big enough TP tube and I could probably introduce Miss Swift to Frau Merkel.

Blogger Arthur Isaac April 30, 2016 9:12 PM  

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Blogger The Other Robot April 30, 2016 9:16 PM  

NK Jemisin is just jealous that she didn't write Space Raptor But Invasion!

Blogger Krul April 30, 2016 9:16 PM  

What do we know about the Tingler?

Anonymous Wyrd April 30, 2016 9:19 PM  

Cat lady of color sure is tedious.

Anonymous Mr. Rational April 30, 2016 9:20 PM  

lowercaseb wrote:What have WE unleashed...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=25jjTt0I0x8


Oh my poor sides...

Anonymous A Paradigm Is More Than Twenty Cents April 30, 2016 9:28 PM  

Look here, now, N.K. Jemisin is clearly picking on Hugo Award Nominated Author Dr. Tingle. She’s trying to get him to withdraw early, to pull out prematurely, to deny his potential satisfaction.

I say no! Dr. Tingle must stay in! As long as he wants! Even deeper, if he wants!

No early withdrawing for Hugo Award Nominated Author Dr. Tingle!

PS: We should all be properly respectful and always refer to him as the Hugo Award Nominated Author that he is.

Anonymous A Paradigm Is More Than Twenty Cents April 30, 2016 9:29 PM  

Look here, now, N.K. Jemisin is clearly picking on Hugo Award Nominated Author Dr. Tingle. She’s trying to get him to withdraw early, to pull out prematurely, to deny his potential satisfaction.

I say no! Dr. Tingle must stay in! As long as he wants! Even deeper, if he wants!

No early withdrawing for Hugo Award Nominated Author Dr. Tingle!

PS: We should all be properly respectful and always refer to him as the Hugo Award Nominated Author that he is.

Blogger Arthur Isaac April 30, 2016 9:33 PM  

Yeah, I was kind of scratching my head over the "selected" and "shortlisted" designations myself. That seems like quite a concession on their part. Now all of those poor underrepresented people can't even be Hugo nominees.....

Anonymous Spartacus xxxxx April 30, 2016 9:36 PM  

Scalzi's just on fire-

John Scalzi ‏@scalzi 2h2 hours ago
ALL HAIL BUMPY CAKE

John Scalzi ‏@scalzi Apr 28
Today's big news: I renewed my driver's license. I will accept your amazed congratulations now.

No rush.

Any time.


John Scalzi ‏@scalzi 6h6 hours ago
I don't mean to brag but that two hour nap I just took? A classic of its form.

Write what you know, they say. Didn't see him mention the Hugos on his feed.

https://archive.is/dga5V#selection-829.0-841.705
John Scalzi... told Inverse, “A major Puppy strategy this year (as last) is to annoy people , either by dragooning uninvolved (and unwilling) people onto their slate, or by putting work on the slate designed to make who they imagine as the Hugo voters irritated about its presence. In the case of Tingle, I suspect it’s meant to be both. But people don’t seem especially upset by Tingle’s presence on the ballot so far, in part because Tingle is responding in a mostly positive, inclusive way, and because everyone’s acknowledging the absurdity of it. It doesn’t mean this can’t change, and it doesn’t change the underlying fact of jerks trying to sabotage the awards. But his presence is already something different than expected.”


"The disconnect... the disconnect..." -Marlon Brando

Anonymous Wyrd April 30, 2016 9:36 PM  

Devilwoman of color name of Jemisin can fudge right off along with Cobbler and Truckman!

Blogger Harsh April 30, 2016 9:44 PM  

Jemisin is just jealous of Dr. Tingle's success...

Blogger CashBailey April 30, 2016 9:46 PM  

Epic trolling. Fucking brilliant!

Blogger Harsh April 30, 2016 9:46 PM  

But people don’t seem especially upset by Tingle’s presence on the ballot so far

Except for admitted savage Jemisin and known pedophile Phil Sandifer, who have both tried to convince Dr. Tingle to withdraw from the race...

Anonymous Spartacus xxxxx April 30, 2016 9:49 PM  

Harsh wrote:Jemisin is just jealous of Dr. Tingle's success...

She has revealed her master plan-

“Satire is funniest when it punches up,” Jemisin said. “If [Chuck Tingle] doesn’t like being turned into a tool by a homophobe (and misogynist, and racist, and…), then CT’s got lots of power to fight back right now. CT fighting back and/or refusing to let themselves be used in this manner would be positive because it would remind everyone that the Hugo platform is powerful, and haters abuse it at their peril.”

“Writers who stand against bigotry get a lot of respect in this genre. Chuck Tingle vs. the Rabid Puppies would be a glorious thing to see,” Jemisin says.


Bwaahaha

Anonymous Another Daily Changing Call Sign April 30, 2016 9:49 PM  

I know the goal was to burn down the Hugos, but I seriously underestimated how much of a barn-burner this would be. So, who brought the marshmallows?

Blogger Were-Puppy April 30, 2016 9:50 PM  

@73 ray

As for N.K. 'Aunt' Jemisin,
---

Nooooo Don't smear the good reputation of the best syrup representative this side of Mrs. Butterworth with this association!

Blogger tz April 30, 2016 9:59 PM  

Don't be Onan.

Blogger tz April 30, 2016 10:00 PM  

Is NKJ (see avatar) trying to for a "rabid kittens"?

Anonymous krymneth April 30, 2016 10:02 PM  

“Writers who stand against bigotry get a lot of respect in this genre. Chuck Tingle vs. the Rabid Puppies would be a glorious thing to see,” Jemisin says.

"Let's you and him fight!" strikes again.

Blogger ray April 30, 2016 10:08 PM  

#98 -- Hadn't actually heard of N.K. Jemisin until this blog, so I'm pretty unbiased.

Except, I didn't appreciate the slandering of Aztecs, followed immediately by slanders against Dr. Tingle -- someone who already has given this sad planet so much. So much hope, so much butt.

In '14 I met Dr. Tingle at a book-signing in Boulders Colorado, and he could not have been nicer to me and the Mrs.

Dr. Tingle waited patiently, and when my turn arrived and he was signing my copie(s!) the only thing I could yammer was 'Dr. Tingle you are a great man'. Well he looked up at me from that desk and with infinite compassion he said 'Yes. Yes I am.'

There's a lesson in there for us. Or a big fast train.

Anonymous A Paradigm Is More Than Twenty Cents April 30, 2016 10:08 PM  

Harsh
Jemisin is just jealous of Hugo Award Nominated Author Dr. Tingle's success…

FIFY.

Blogger Skylark Thibedeau April 30, 2016 10:09 PM  

Which Cuck was out of Luck because of Chuck?

Anonymous A Paradigm Is More Than Twenty Cents April 30, 2016 10:10 PM  

Harsh
Jemisin is just jealous of Hugo Award Nominated Author Dr. Tingle's success…

FIFY.

Blogger Skylark Thibedeau April 30, 2016 10:11 PM  

Which Cuck was out of Luck because of Chuck?

Blogger Bob Loblaw April 30, 2016 10:17 PM  

I think I have a hammer that's more intelligent than Jemisin.

Anonymous Man of the Atom April 30, 2016 10:18 PM  

A Paradigm Is More Than Twenty Cents wrote:Harsh

Jemisin is just jealous of Hugo Award Nominated Author Dr. Tingle's success…

FIFY.



I speculate that what NKJ is *really pissed* about is that Hugo Award Nominated Author Dr. Chuck Tingle is on EQUAL FOOTING with Hugo Award Nominated Author N.K. Jemisin.

The *value* (cachet) of the Hugo Award is devaluing by the hour for nominees and previous recipients.

Delicious!

Thank you, Dark Lord! You provide such superb entertainment for the Ilk and Your Minions!

Blogger lowercaseb April 30, 2016 10:37 PM  

Man of the Atom wrote:I speculate that what NKJ is *really pissed* about is that Hugo Award Nominated Author Dr. Chuck Tingle is on EQUAL FOOTING with Hugo Award Nominated Author N.K. Jemisin.

does this mean that Ms. Jemisin will be debuting the #NeverTingle hashtag?

Blogger ray April 30, 2016 10:44 PM  

103 -- How much Chuck could a NunchucK suck if a NunchucK could suck Chuck?

Anonymous Silly Monty Python Bit April 30, 2016 10:49 PM  

Don't be Onan.

Don't be Onan the Arbarian. Rom!

Blogger Krul April 30, 2016 10:50 PM  

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Anonymous Man of the Atom April 30, 2016 10:50 PM  

lowercaseb wrote:Man of the Atom wrote:I speculate that what NKJ is *really pissed* about is that Hugo Award Nominated Author Dr. Chuck Tingle is on EQUAL FOOTING with Hugo Award Nominated Author N.K. Jemisin.

does this mean that Ms. Jemisin will be debuting the #NeverTingle hashtag?


As bitter and humorless as she seems to be, I'm surprised she hasn't laid claim to #NeverTingle years ago.

Blogger Lazarus April 30, 2016 10:51 PM  

Spartacus xxxxx wrote:“Writers who stand against bigotry get a lot of respect in this genre. Chuck Tingle vs. the Rabid Puppies would be a glorious thing to see,” Jemisin says.

Cultural Parochials like Jemisin just can't imagine the existence of homosexuals who might find them tedious, moronic, destructive, and annoying.

Anonymous 5343 April 30, 2016 10:56 PM  

There's probably an SJW-themed book to be written just from what we've learned about Jemisin in this little exercise, especially her complete inability to grasp that Tingle might not be susceptible to the usual SJW forms of persuasion: the "do the right thing" argument, the "somebody might be hurt" argument, the "you don't deserve it" argument.

If there is anyone genuinely funnier than Tingle right now, it's Jemisin.

Blogger Loyd Jenkins April 30, 2016 11:06 PM  

Chuck might have kept the next 'If You Were a Dinosaur, My Love' of the ballot. Oh noses.

Wait a minute. If You Were a Dinosaur, My Love -- Space Raptor Butt Invasion

Don't go there. Don't go there. ;)

Blogger GK Chesterton April 30, 2016 11:19 PM  

"in part because Tingle is responding in a mostly positive, inclusive way" - Scalzi

Oh dear. The laughs do not stop.

OpenID luciussomesuch April 30, 2016 11:25 PM  

Thou still unravished raptor bard of space,
Thou foster-foe of Ted Cobbler and time,
Dino-eroticer, who can thus express
Normal calves more hard than our normal kind:
What Sky-Kissed legend tweets behind thy shape
Of Bucks or Butts, or of both, dimly seen
In Billings or the webs of Voxdayee?
What buckaroos are these? What twins reversed?
What Devilman Agenda dost escape?
What name of Tingle? What spaghetti ecstasy?

Butts slammed are sweet, but those unslammed
Are sweeter; therefore, ye kindle readers, read on;
Not to the dinosaur ear, but, more endeared,
Pipe to the void Hugos of chocolate milk:
Fair buck, beneath the raptors, thou canst not pound
Thy Hugo, nor ever can those butts be bare;
Bold raptor, never, never canst thou kiss
Though ramming near thy goal--yet, go not soft;
He won’t go limp, though thou hast not thy jizz,
Forever will Love Be Real, and he stay hard.

Anonymous BGKB April 30, 2016 11:29 PM  

Is NKJ (see avatar) trying to for a "rabid kittens"?

No just showing the cat lady starter kit. I am pretty sure she has more than one.

Is "Chuck Tingle" Milo's pen name? Has anyone actually seem this person IRL?

That could explain why he wears $10k outfits to places people throw fake blood around.

Anonymous VFM #6306 April 30, 2016 11:32 PM  

What crawled up NK's ass? Obviously not a Tingle.

Anonymous Darth Wheatley #1425 April 30, 2016 11:32 PM  

It's a great time to be alive!!

Blogger Nate April 30, 2016 11:34 PM  

"What crawled up NK's ass? Obviously not a Tingle."

NK is the bitterest most useless bitch on the planet.

Blogger seeingsights April 30, 2016 11:48 PM  

Maybe we can create a new category: Comedic science fiction.

Blogger GK Chesterton April 30, 2016 11:50 PM  

"in part because Tingle is responding in a mostly positive, inclusive way" - Scalzi

Oh dear. The laughs do not stop.

Anonymous rubberducky May 01, 2016 12:06 AM  

Can NK match the Tingle's mastery of dialogue?

'"Pound me like the homo spaceboy that I am," I begged.'

Now that is downright worthy of Hemmingway. Anybody can see that.

Anonymous Alsos May 01, 2016 12:28 AM  

Arthur Isaac wrote:...Does he have to receive the award in person? Enquiring minds want to know.

I think it would be fitting if Vox surprised all concerned by showing up to receive the award on Chuck's behalf.

Especially following a protracted whisper campaign planting the rumor on every pink-SF blog and forum that Chuck actually is Vox, playing an elaborate prank that started the day Rachel Swirsky's dino-revenge-porn short was nominated.

Anonymous Alsos May 01, 2016 12:34 AM  

I mean, just visualize the exploding heads - they wouldn't know whether or not to believe the rumors, but they'd know either way that they were the butts of Vox's joke.

Blogger Akulkis May 01, 2016 12:38 AM  

GBFM is an amateur compated to Dr. Tingle.

Blogger Akulkis May 01, 2016 12:38 AM  

compared* dammit.

Anonymous 30-338 Winchester Magnum May 01, 2016 1:00 AM  

I have to admit that I haven't listened to music from either one of them, but I have to support Dr. Tingle in his difficult decision since I believe that Katy Perry has a better rack (off to google images to make sure).

Blogger Alexander May 01, 2016 1:02 AM  

Winchester Magnum supports the Devilman agenda of Ted Cobbler. Musician name of Swift knows LOVE IS REAL! She gets the BUCKAROOS hardest.

Yeah, I think Chuck Tingle is related to GBFM. The above feels incomplete without a statement about butthext and trololozozolozol.

Anonymous jOHN MOSBY May 01, 2016 1:07 AM  

GBFM is an amateur compated to Dr. Tingle.
HERETIC ! He's good, but he ain't da GBFM (tm).

Blogger NicBoffin May 01, 2016 1:09 AM  

Wouldn't normal people at least stop and consider that one finalist for an award pressuring others to drop out (from their own category or others) is just a tad bit unethical?

Anonymous Spartacus xxxxx May 01, 2016 1:13 AM  

Nate wrote:"What crawled up NK's ass? Obviously not a Tingle."

NK is the bitterest most useless bitch on the planet.


I'd never heard of her either until last year. A sampler, and the whole speech might worth a read-

http://io9.gizmodo.com/fantasy-writer-n-k-jemisin-explains-why-theres-more-ra-1586220859
http://nkjemisin.com/2014/05/wiscon-38-guest-of-honor-speech/#sthash.cm96N4Wc.dpuf
She said:

I'm going to start this off with a quote from Chip Delany, writing in the essay "Racism and Science Fiction" which was published in NYRSF in 1998.


Chip. Delany. ... Isn't that. the. .... ? Anyway-

let me recap what happened after that speech: I was textually assaulted by a bigot who decided to call me a "half-savage" among other things. (Whoops, sorry; he calls himself an "anti-equalitarian", because why use a twelve-cent word when you can come up with a $2 word for the same thing? Anyway.) He did this via the Science Fiction and Fantasy Writers of America's [SFWA] official Twitter feed, which meant that he was using the organization as the tool for a personalized, racist, sexist attack; because of this he was later expelled from the organization. He was just the inciting incident, though; the really interesting thing is what surrounded this whole affair. I got the expected rape and death threats from this man's supporters and others, which I duly reported to various authorities, for whatever good that did.


Oh my. This speech is from May, 2014, making her a pioneer of sorts. Does sjwlist.com need updating?

Blogger Shimshon May 01, 2016 1:21 AM  

The half-savage competes with Scalzi for idiotic Twitting. Advantage Jemisin, because she's actually female, and that's what women do.

Anonymous SingSling May 01, 2016 1:37 AM  

Has anyone seen the Tatum/Tingle presidential ticket. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GasSC_z6Tos

I can't wait to see how he expands to Tingleverse further...

Anonymous Cheddarman May 01, 2016 2:46 AM  

Tingle is turning the puppies collective schadenfreude up to 11

Blogger bob k. mando May 01, 2016 3:20 AM  

58. Arthur Isaac April 30, 2016 7:23 PM
Is "Chuck Tingle" Milo's pen name? Has anyone actually seem this person IRL? Does he have to receive the award in person? Enquiring minds want to know.




due to the Smurfically recursive nature of several of Dr. Tuck Chingle's titles, i think i may have a suspicion about who is doing this.

let us suppose that someone was idly observing the Sad Puppy proceedings of the last couple of year and felt much butt hurt about their mistreatment and abuse at the last WorldCon.

what would happen if such a person decided to stop ... spectating? and take action?


also, Pappa Smurf needs to pound something in the butt.

AND

we're not Butt Pirates.

we're Butt Puppies.



NK Jemisin
So much as I like CT


given that Chuck is into homo bestiality, he's got more oppression points than a simple full savage with a dark complexion and nappy hair.

NK knows she can't go head on against someone who outranks her that badly on the Victim Hierarchy.

somebody needs to make sure that Chuck knows he'll have this nom locked up if he simply comes out ( so to speak ) in favor of NAMBLA.

also, i doubt he could be prosecuted if the Space Raptor had an age of, say, five.

we are talking about an extraterrestrial, after all.

Anonymous Pax_Romana May 01, 2016 3:37 AM  

We oughtta get a betting pool going. I have $5 saying Chuck is really Vox. (and another $5 saying it's Kratman, because it's entirely possible that he's setting up the SJW's for a good self-crucifixion).

Anonymous Shut up rabbit May 01, 2016 3:53 AM  

...which I duly reported to various authorities, for whatever good that did.

They really don't get the fact that there is NEVER any follow-up when they make their accusations to the authorities it's because their accusations are ridiculous non-crimes (or straightforward lies) not because, "muh patriarchy".

Thank the gods these creatures choose to remove themselves from the gene pool voluntarily.

OpenID camestrosfelapton May 01, 2016 4:05 AM  

//69. VD April 30, 2016 8:15 PM
Awesome. Are you going to vote "Space Raptor Butt Invasion" first for Best Short Story?//

Well depends on withdrawals etc, reading through etc but on the current survey it looks the only challenger to No Award. Mind you No Award is a feisty contender, so overall too-early-to-call. Chuck v Noah looks likely.

I'm going to go through each category in turn as I get through the works. Some vanity publisher seems to have a lot of stories in this year but I'll guess they'll turn up in the Hugo packet. There Will Be Walrus - I assume a sequel to Correia's manatee

Anonymous wildcard May 01, 2016 4:10 AM  

5 star parroty
all your butts are belong to chucks

Blogger The Other Robot May 01, 2016 9:26 AM  

@138: For some reason that brings Martin Luther King to mind. Don't know why.

Blogger Jordan179 May 01, 2016 10:41 AM  

Commented on this

https://mlbrennan.com/2016/04/28/and-then-the-hugos-happened-again/

Blogger David May 01, 2016 11:10 AM  

Jeminsin. Yeech!

Blogger Arthur Isaac May 01, 2016 12:50 PM  

Headline: Chuck Tingle is Kaitlin Jenner.

Blogger Arthur Isaac May 01, 2016 12:52 PM  

Caitlin....the editing at DailyKos isn't what if used to be.

Anonymous Oaktownie May 01, 2016 3:05 PM  

Jeminsin should withdraw her nomination to give the poor excluded sixth place finisher his due. But the left is forever and always about what other people do. . . .

Anonymous Spartacus xxxxx May 01, 2016 3:22 PM  

Jordan179 wrote:Commented on this

https://mlbrennan.com/2016/04/28/and-then-the-hugos-happened-again/


In the name of progress and free speech, you've been censored-

ALSO UPDATE: Comments are also going to have to be moderated for a while. This post has apparently garnered a bit of puppy attention, and I do not spend nearly enough time on this blog to deal with all of that.

From her article-

...my only eligible work would’ve been Dark Ascension, and let’s all be honest here — for a group that really hates Social Justice Warriors, Fortitude Scott might actually be the apogee of all of their hatred. Sure, Fort is white, male, and straight, so he’s got that going for him, but I deliberately constructed a vampire who I could say with a straight face was a bleeding-heart liberal (and then giggle, because that’s how I roll). Fort could actually be the Rabid Puppies poster-child for the emasculated man. (side note — I’m visualizing for just a second what it would’ve been like if I’d constructed a character that fit the apparent male ideal of the Rabid Puppies. I think my book would’ve ended in Chapter Three, when he was stabbed in the throat by Suzume. Anyway.)

Real charmer, this one.

Anonymous Spartacus xxxxx May 01, 2016 5:56 PM  

Pax_Romana wrote:We oughtta get a betting pool going. I have $5 saying Chuck is really Vox. (and another $5 saying it's Kratman..).

Unlikely^n. I wouldn't take the bet in any case- Tingle will have his own reasons, besides the obvious ones, to remain a cipher He may never surface. That's his business, not ours.

OpenID denektenorsk May 01, 2016 11:54 PM  

Please enjoy trailer for new book: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLvXnmb60gE

Anonymous Spinrad's Agent May 02, 2016 3:20 AM  

All SF writers who blog/tweet have book sales in the back of their minds. But Nora Jemisin's social mediaing makes Cory Doctorow look like a shrinking violet when it comes to self promotion. So her tweets scream "buy my books" more than "I weep tears for the intersectionals denied Hugo honors".

I genuinely feel sorry for her after this. She didn't see Vox's trap, walked right into it, and still doesn't understand she's caught up in his game now. I can't recall the last time I've seen such a perfectly executed strategy. In fact, it's terrifying. SJWs haven't worked out 10% of what's going on here and Nora hasn't worked out a damned thing.

If we met, I'd honestly put an arm around her in sympathy.

Blogger Snidely Whiplash May 02, 2016 12:47 PM  

Spinrad's Agent wrote:If we met, I'd honestly put an arm around her in sympathy.
And get arrested for sexual assault.

Blogger Akulkis May 02, 2016 6:04 PM  

"I genuinely feel sorry for her after this."

I don't. She is a vile, disgusting excuse for a human being.

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