ALL BLOG POSTS AND COMMENTS COPYRIGHT (C) 2003-2016 VOX DAY. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. REPRODUCTION WITHOUT WRITTEN PERMISSION IS EXPRESSLY PROHIBITED.

Tuesday, April 26, 2016

"Swept by Anti-SJW Authors — Again!"

Allum Bohkari counts up the categories:
This year, the Sad and Rabid Puppies have done it again. Ten out of fifteen Hugo Award categories have been completely dominated by Puppy-endorsed nominees — double what the campaigns achieved in 2015. The Puppies have also secured three out of five nominations for Best Novel, three out of four nominations for Best Short-Form Dramatic Presentation, and three out of five nominations for Best Long-Form Editor.

In total, the Rabid Puppies swept six categories on their own, while a combination of Sad & Rabid puppy nominations swept a further four.

Some of the Rabid Puppies nominations this year — such as a My Little Pony episode for Best Short-Form Dramatic Presentation and a porn parody in Best Short Story — seem clearly intended as troll options, a demonstration of the Puppies’ power to exert their will on the awards.
That seems unlikely, considering that we have been repeatedly, and reliably, informed that the Puppies are irrelevant. I think the only convincing explanation is that no one can reasonably deny the literary merit of future science fiction classics such as "Space Raptor Butt Invasion".

This comment from Al was enough to make even a dark lord smile:

What is weird about all this as that in the entire spectrum of the culture wars a group of scifi nerds, fantasy geeks and video game enthusiasts are winning......they are actually taking ground back from the left and they aren't stopping for sh$t...these guys take scalps, burn their enemies bodies, and p!ss on their ashes and move on to the next target of total annihilation..they are unmerciful and brutal.........beautiful...many people on the right should take notice...this is a case study in winning and what winning is......something the right sorely needs to learn....

Join the pack. We'll teach you how to howl.

Labels: ,

97 Comments:

Blogger CM April 26, 2016 9:27 PM  

My Little Pony episode for Best Short-Form Dramatic Presentation... seem clearly intended as troll options

Hey! I take exception to that remark.

That was truly a great MLP episode.

But yes, mlp preaching anti-marxist messages and Trufans voting for it cuz brony would be so much fun.

Blogger Jourdan April 26, 2016 9:28 PM  

Congrats on a job very well done, Vox. They made a mistake when they thought you were a soft target they could simply expel from their club without consequence.

We should all learn a lesson here.

Blogger Anchorman April 26, 2016 9:34 PM  

This is the best thing I heard on the internet in weeks.

Bravo Zulu!

Anonymous Laz April 26, 2016 9:38 PM  

I don't have enough popcorn for this.

Blogger dh April 26, 2016 9:39 PM  

Unexpectedly!

Anonymous Headcannon April 26, 2016 9:45 PM  

http://i.imgur.com/UBUpb.gif

Anonymous Napoleon 12pdr April 26, 2016 9:45 PM  

We crush SJWs, see them driven before us, and hear the lamentations of the media!

Anonymous 9148 April 26, 2016 9:46 PM  

Single Malt and cigars all around!

Anonymous Instasetting April 26, 2016 10:05 PM  

Awesomesauce. I'm still a Conservative, but by George, we need to send a case of whatever Vox is drinking to a large number of conservatives.

I assume its a mix of white lightning delivered by the ghost of Earnhardt, and the last tears of a Torite that's been crucified with a little uranium dust for flavor.

Anonymous TheSmokingMan#3424 April 26, 2016 10:09 PM  

There will never be another hugo award winner, so long as we all shall live

Blogger JACIII April 26, 2016 10:11 PM  

Glorious!

Phase I: Revel in salty SJW tears and butt invasion butthurt.
Phase II: Bask in the glory of our evil deeds.
Phase III: Toast the rampaging and victorious Vile Faceless Minions, The Rabid Puppies, The Ilk, The Dread Ilk, and The Dark Lord of the Evil Legion of Evil!
Phase IV: Wild Turkey!

Anonymous Zastava April 26, 2016 10:11 PM  

Love it, I just wish the core puppy writing wasn't so bad.

Blogger Groot April 26, 2016 10:14 PM  

Congrats. Very busy. What fun.

Blogger Subversive Saint April 26, 2016 10:17 PM  

I can sleep well this evening

OpenID malcolmthecynic April 26, 2016 10:20 PM  

The thing is, while I don't watch and don't intend to watch MLP, the fact that it's considered a troll on the level of "Space Raptor Butt Invasion" is very much a part of the problem.

Anonymous VFM155 April 26, 2016 10:21 PM  

Glad to be a part of being on the right side of history (as they so often like to say)!

Blogger JACIII April 26, 2016 10:22 PM  

God help the SJWs if the Bronies decide their ponies are in danger of being dissed with NoAward.....

Blogger Melampus the Seer April 26, 2016 10:26 PM  

Send a case of Vagicil to Tor, You know their vaginas hurt as badly as their feelings.

Blogger Sean Carnegie April 26, 2016 10:29 PM  

This plus Trump sweeping five are the best parts to an otherwise dreadful day.

Anonymous kfg April 26, 2016 10:36 PM  

". . . the fact that it's considered a troll on the level of "Space Raptor Butt Invasion" is very much a part of the problem."

Really. MLP is the much more serious troll. Screen smashing rage inducing. Considering on a level with Space Raptor Butt Invasion is serious insult to the salty tear induction capabilities of MLP.

Blogger Thucydides April 26, 2016 10:42 PM  

"Space Raptor Butt Invasion"

Hahahahahahahahahaha......gasp.

I really and truly hope this wins, just to demonstrate the Dark Lord's true power...

Blogger Nate April 26, 2016 10:44 PM  

God Dammit. (by the way that's not taking the Lord's name in vein.. that's a prayer of lament) My Little Pony is NOT a troll nomination.

That episode is hard social commentary on par with Animal Farm.

Anonymous Chico and the Man April 26, 2016 10:45 PM  

Worth the price of entry. Never was money so well spent.

Blogger Nate April 26, 2016 10:46 PM  

JAC pointed out early that Rabid does not due us justice anymore. We have dominated 2 years in a row.

Next year we should change the name to God Emperor Puppies.

Anonymous Neguy April 26, 2016 10:47 PM  

Vox Pupoli

Blogger Nate April 26, 2016 10:51 PM  

"they are actually taking ground back from the left and they aren't stopping for sh$t...these guys take scalps, burn their enemies bodies, and p!ss on their ashes and move on to the next target of total annihilation..they are unmerciful and brutal.........beautiful."

Finally.

Someone noticed.

Blogger VFM6974 April 26, 2016 10:52 PM  

Awwwwwwwww! Space Raptor Butt Invasion For Teh Winz!!

Blogger JACIII April 26, 2016 10:55 PM  

Sean Carnegie wrote:This plus Trump sweeping five are the best parts to an otherwise dreadful day.

Hang in there. Chin up, you are a vanquisher of SJWs.

Blogger Nate April 26, 2016 11:00 PM  

in the immoratal words of Walter...

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS! THIS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FUCK A MAN IN THE ASS!

Blogger VFM6974 April 26, 2016 11:01 PM  

My vile evil contribution in case someone missed it:
https://t.co/6qOXlxCC5p

I'm open to suggestions on how to improve my evilness, I feel I have reached a plateau and want to discuss new evil ways with evil succesful painmasters.

Blogger JACIII April 26, 2016 11:03 PM  

Relentless Raging Ravening Reveling Rampaging Ruthless Rabid Puppies!

Blogger The King's Man April 26, 2016 11:05 PM  

Seriously, that MLP episode is legit. I was most pleased to find it amongst Vox's recommendations. It caught my attention when my kids were watching it once and the next time they watched it I took control of the remote and paused it frequently to expound earnestly on the wisdom contained therein.

Anonymous Eduardo April 26, 2016 11:06 PM  

So did you guys already sent the messages like telling the My Little Pony folks they have been nominated? Or Tingle?

Imagine My Little Pony episode 666: the dark lord and his skulls.
Or something like: "GRRM butt invasion: the last frontier"

Make it happen people!!!

Blogger JACIII April 26, 2016 11:06 PM  

VFM6974 wrote:My vile evil contribution in case someone missed it:

https://t.co/6qOXlxCC5p

I'm open to suggestions on how to improve my evilness, I feel I have reached a plateau and want to discuss new evil ways with evil succesful painmasters.


Nicely done.

Anonymous Jack Amok April 26, 2016 11:07 PM  

The only damper on this is, we can't really burst down the door, gut a couple of locals, and yell "where are the SJW women at!"

Well, I suppose we could, but why would we want to? The last part, I mean. The first two, full speed ahead.

Just burn it!

Blogger JACIII April 26, 2016 11:08 PM  

Eduardo wrote:So did you guys already sent the messages like telling the My Little Pony folks they have been nominated? Or Tingle?

Imagine My Little Pony episode 666: the dark lord and his skulls.

Or something like: "GRRM butt invasion: the last frontier"

Make it happen people!!!


There's plenty of time to sow the seeds to weaponize the Bronies.

Blogger David-2 April 26, 2016 11:16 PM  

$40 well spent: 2yrs of fun.

And maybe, just maybe, something will change in SF. (But probably not, so go Castalia House, Baen, and Amazon.com!)

Blogger Automatthew and the Bosoms of Liberty April 26, 2016 11:19 PM  

This is my theme song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YPCdJbZYXo

Blogger Jew613 April 26, 2016 11:22 PM  

This is just so much fun. The right wing needs to stop being such a bunch of stuffed shirts and follow Vox's lead. Being a pirate is fantastic.

Blogger JACIII April 26, 2016 11:26 PM  

they are unmerciful and brutal.........beautiful

We should nominate that entire comment for Best Related Work next year.

Blogger Amaryllis April 26, 2016 11:29 PM  

I'm disappointed that Golden Son and Somewhither didn't make the final ballot (at least according to the breitbart list, which I assume is accurate), as those were probably my two favorites to come out last year. But Uprooted and Cinder Spires are both solid (I haven't read Seveneves).

Pleased either way though. Going to watch all the PR engines start revving up here shortly. Will be an interesting next few months. What exactly can they even attack us with now? They used all the buzzwords up last year, and it just led to more people coming out against them.

Blogger eharmonica April 26, 2016 11:33 PM  

Simak's ""I Had No Head and My Eyes Were Floating Way Up in the Air" was the best novelette. Hands down.

OpenID malcolmthecynic April 26, 2016 11:38 PM  

@22

To be clear, I agree with you, and that was my point.

Blogger Weouro April 26, 2016 11:43 PM  

To crush the enemy, and to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women

Anonymous kfg April 26, 2016 11:45 PM  

@43:

Well all right then.

Anonymous Instasetting April 26, 2016 11:47 PM  

Since I have written a comment or three on the Castalia House blog, can I advertise myself as a 'Hugo nominated nonfiction author'?

I'm already World's First Mystery Writer about Bloggers. And according to some Cruzites a Really Horrible Person.

Blogger Marc DuQuesne April 26, 2016 11:48 PM  

The lamentations of eunuchs in dresses and landwhales are a bit less satisfying, but still sweet.

Blogger Michael Maier April 26, 2016 11:51 PM  

Eduardo wrote:
So did you guys already sent the messages like telling the My Little Pony folks they have been nominated? Or Tingle?

Imagine My Little Pony episode 666: the dark lord and his skulls.

Or something like: "GRRM butt invasion: the last frontier"

Make it happen people!!!


No. LET's NOT.

Anonymous Mr. Rational April 27, 2016 12:02 AM  

Between the Hugos and the crushing victory of Trump, I did something I have not done in 5 years.

I made popcorn.  (My 5-yr-old popcorn is still good even though I have no idea where my air popper is.)  And I made it properly, with real butter.

This is one damn fine day.

Blogger Alexander April 27, 2016 12:03 AM  

Somewhither places abortion as the evil that distinguishes our world from others; that this work would endure greater resistance than space raptor butt invaders only speaks to the wickedness of our foes.

This is not a defeat, but a beacon that even in an enormous victory we have many miles to go.

As for minion #0010, I have gathered my paltry possessions: a gnarled bone of an sjw, a bronzed skull still stained with a few nourishing drops of the blood of our enemies, and take my place at the oars that we might cross the wine-dark seas to burn their villages and hear the lamentations of their cis-whales.

Blogger VFM #7634 April 27, 2016 12:04 AM  

"Swept by Anti-SJW Authors — Again!"

Makes sense, considering that Vox Day is the Donald Trump of science fiction.

Blogger Alexander April 27, 2016 12:05 AM  

In Honor of our Lord's coming novel, I name this day Rabid Puppies II: A Slate of Skulls.

Anonymous A Paradigm Is More Than Twenty Cents April 27, 2016 12:19 AM  

To crush the enemy, and to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women

Which ones are the women, the ones with the scragglier neck beards?

Anonymous Jack Amok April 27, 2016 12:28 AM  

Which ones are the women, the ones with the scragglier neck beards?

The ones NOT wearing dresses.

Anonymous Eduardo April 27, 2016 12:41 AM  

Michael Maier

U_______U LET'S

You trying to say you don't want to tell people, serious people about their nomination? Don't you see how destructive this would be to the Hugos. We are talking about total pulverization of the awards! The Hugos would become a mainstream JOKE. You are being short-sighted Mikey. Vox wants to burn the house down and salt the land these people one day raised their hideouts.

Shaaammmee, the ultimate weapon; and you are refusing to use it?

=_=

o_=

O_=

Õ_=

So what will it be?

Blogger LP9 Forever Solidified in Gold! Rin Integra S.I.G. April 27, 2016 12:42 AM  

Great!

Puppykickers and other animal abusers always lose. How can anyone hurt a baby puppy or little peep, furry chocobo, playful kittens, who? No one.

Blogger The Other Robot April 27, 2016 12:47 AM  

Meanwhile, real women build Docker and etc.

Blogger Snidely Whiplash April 27, 2016 12:49 AM  

A Paradigm Is More Than Twenty Cents wrote:Which ones are the women, the ones with the scragglier neck beards?

Wait, they have necks?

I literally couldn't tell.

Blogger L. Jagi Lamplighter Wright April 27, 2016 1:01 AM  

Apparently, Chuck Tingle has a sense of humor:
http://www.amazon.com/Slammed-Butt-Hugo-Award-Nomination-ebook/dp/B01EUC93RE

Blogger L. Jagi Lamplighter Wright April 27, 2016 1:04 AM  

Apparently, Chuck Tingle has a sense of humor:
http://www.amazon.com/Slammed-Butt-Hugo-Award-Nomination-ebook/dp/B01EUC93RE

Anonymous WaterBoy April 27, 2016 1:15 AM  

Eduardo @55: "You trying to say you don't want to tell people, serious people about their nomination?"

No, I'm pretty sure he was referring to the bit about GRRM...

Let's NOT do that.

Blogger SciVo April 27, 2016 1:22 AM  

Automatthew and the Bosoms of Liberty wrote:This is my theme song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YPCdJbZYXo


I was going to make a "need help making bail?" joke, but then I remembered my own theme song.

Blogger praetorian April 27, 2016 1:25 AM  

HAIL VICTORY

Anonymous Eduardo April 27, 2016 1:32 AM  

Well... He quoted the whole thing so he is to blame... Now get off my LAWN!

I bet GRRM probably laughed from the whole butt invasion rape-rape idea, i mean it is his thing.

u____________ú

Blogger pdwalker April 27, 2016 1:44 AM  

*wipes tears from eyes*

so...beautiful...

Blogger Sir Thermite April 27, 2016 1:54 AM  

Looking forward to Riding the Red Horse 2: Nate and the Bronyocalypse

Anonymous SF-Dinosaurier April 27, 2016 1:58 AM  

In regard of the Hugos 2015 you missed a very interesting and important point : How could you get your nominations on the ballot ? You were outnumbered - weren't you ? ;-)

Anonymous Eduardo April 27, 2016 2:06 AM  

Hey Sandermann, a real living breathing German!!! I Think! You should totally get to meet to him!

U_____U so is it true that Nate will spearhead the Dragon slate Rabid-Bronies? It would be veeery interesting!

Okay... Just a question you Jabronis, just how clean is this Dragon award? You sure is not converged?

Blogger ray April 27, 2016 2:30 AM  

Hey 19 -- "This plus Trump sweeping five are the best parts to an otherwise dreadful day."


Nice to hear I had company. All's well ends well tho.

Blogger Stg58/Animal Mother April 27, 2016 2:42 AM  

This makes me happy in pants

Blogger SteelPalm April 27, 2016 3:11 AM  

Excellent work and a fine victory. I'm eagerly anticipating the next round.

Blogger Kona Commuter April 27, 2016 3:42 AM  

Nice one

Blogger Shimshon April 27, 2016 3:49 AM  

We made Slashdot again. Some good comments, which sound informed enough to come from ilk.

Blogger The Overgrown Hobbit April 27, 2016 5:18 AM  

@73 Maybe you can see the comments, but I made the mistake of logging in and most have been disappeared "...because of user preferences."

As I wrote in my comment: I have never in my life set a preference to "censorship my content for me, pretty please."

Anonymous Laz April 27, 2016 5:59 AM  

@24. Nate

"Next year we should change the name to God Emperor Puppies."

Does that make Vox Muad'Dib or the Kwisatz Haderach?

Blogger Lovekraft April 27, 2016 6:12 AM  

I can picture Scalzi crying into his pillow. Sweet.

Anonymous Philipp April 27, 2016 6:21 AM  

Despite the fact that I am not a scifi nerd, fantasy geek or video game enthusiast, I have joined the pack anyway.

Lets howl together.

Blogger Aeoli Pera April 27, 2016 6:56 AM  

Thank you.

OpenID basementhomebrewer April 27, 2016 7:03 AM  

My favorite thing so far has been seeing clueless SJWs claiming the MLP show was a pro-diversity message and not an anti-communist/socialist message.

Anonymous Bz April 27, 2016 7:15 AM  

"Curiously enough, the only thing that went through the mind of the bowl of petunias as it fell was Oh no, not again."

Anonymous Determinator April 27, 2016 7:26 AM  

@Laz I initially thought it was a Dune reference, but it's actually Warhammer 40K http://i.imgur.com/ZfQvum6.jpg

Blogger James Dixon April 27, 2016 8:55 AM  

> I assume its a mix of white lightning delivered by the ghost of Earnhardt, and the last tears of a Torite that's been crucified with a little uranium dust for flavor.

From the thread starting the puppy watch of the nominations: "I've already got a very good bottle of red wine awaiting the ritual uncorking..."

> That episode is hard social commentary on par with Animal Farm.

Exactly. The fact that they don't even know this speaks volumes about their level of ignorance.

Blogger Cecil Henry April 27, 2016 9:31 AM  

It looks like the SJW's have shown up in British Cycling.

What a disgusting waste:

http://www.cyclingnews.com/news/pendleton-and-cooke-claim-british-cycling-is-rife-with-sexism/


http://www.cyclingnews.com/news/british-cycling-suspends-shane-sutton/


http://www.cyclingnews.com/news/british-cycling-announces-independent-review-following-sexism-allegations/

Blogger sysadmn April 27, 2016 10:33 AM  

@Instasetting - Hugo Nominated? You're already the 2006 Time Magazine Person of the Year!

On another note, we have a slogan:
Join the pack. We'll teach you how to howl.
That begs for the back of a T-shirt, with the Rabid Puppies on the front.

Blogger Chent April 27, 2016 10:52 AM  

Excuse me for the stupid question.

How do you join the pack?

Blogger James Dixon April 27, 2016 11:49 AM  

> How do you join the pack?

Email Vox and ask. He'll provide the details. His slightly obfuscated email can be found at the top left of the page.

Anonymous BGKB April 27, 2016 12:54 PM  

these guys take scalps, burn their enemies bodies, and p!ss on their ashes and move on to the next target of total annihilation

Did he forget the teabagging?

My Little Pony is NOT a troll nomination. That episode is hard social commentary on par with Animal Farm

Is sugar tits one of the ponies?

Or something like: "GRRM butt invasion: the last frontier"

GRRM all you can eat buffet invasion: Planet Dorrito

Which ones are the women, the ones with the scragglier neck beards?

The ones with the smaller man boobs.

Anonymous kfg April 27, 2016 1:24 PM  

"It looks like the SJW's have shown up in British Cycling."

R.I.P. Beryl Burton.

I note that one of Varnish's complaints is a comment about the state of her arse. I also note that American Sarah Hammer has publicly attributed her success to the state of her arse.

The fact of the matter is, that in track cycling, the state of your arse is actually relevant to performance.

Blogger Were-Puppy April 27, 2016 4:19 PM  

@24 Nate
Next year we should change the name to God Emperor Puppies.
---

*Trump Puppies - with the caption "We are kicking ass. We are all kicking ass".



* Vox Day, the Donald Trump of the Internet

Blogger Were-Puppy April 27, 2016 4:21 PM  

@30 VFM6974
I'm open to suggestions on how to improve my evilness, I feel I have reached a plateau and want to discuss new evil ways with evil succesful painmasters.
--

Maybe a raptor sneaking up on one of the firemen

Anonymous some dude April 27, 2016 5:50 PM  

Were-Puppy wrote:@24 Nate

Next year we should change the name to God Emperor Puppies.

---

* Vox Day, the Donald Trump of the Internet



Other way around. Donald Trump, the Vox Day of Presidential elections.

OT. Mind blowing Global Warming news- http://www.thegwpf.com/josh-told-you-so/
The entire planet is getting greener. It now takes only 65% of the arable land to feed twice the population of 1961.

And, from one of the founders of Greenpeace- http://www.thegwpf.com/28155/

Tonight I will demonstrate that human emissions of CO2 have already saved life on our planet from a very untimely end. That in the absence of our emitting some of the carbon back into the atmosphere from whence it came in the first place, most or perhaps all life on Earth would begin to die...

Blogger James Dixon April 27, 2016 7:11 PM  

> The entire planet is getting greener.

Yep. Thanks to "global warming", the Sahara desert has actually been shrinking. This is old news, but you won't hear it from the usual suspects: http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2009/07/090731-green-sahara.html

Anonymous Mr. Rational April 27, 2016 7:13 PM  

Oh, for pete's sake you guys.  The Sahara has been growing and shrinking off and on for millenia.  What it hasn't done since the last ice age is disappear.

Blogger Servant of the Chief April 27, 2016 7:14 PM  

Today is a good day, time to celebrate like the nerds we are.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ecvLRxb3MU

Anonymous My Take April 27, 2016 7:38 PM  

A very deserved well done to all the rabid puppies. To borrow from one of my favorite movie lines: "I love the smell of sjw tears in the morning."

Blogger James Dixon April 27, 2016 8:36 PM  

> Oh, for pete's sake you guys. The Sahara has been growing and shrinking off and on for millenia.

Yes, as the climate changes. Strange how that works.

Anonymous Spartacus xxxxx April 27, 2016 10:15 PM  

Mr. Rational wrote:Oh, for pete's sake you guys.  The Sahara has been growing and shrinking off and on for millenia.  What it hasn't done since the last ice age is disappear.


Look! There! Up in the sky! It's Climate Change! It's a Space Raptor Butt Invasion! It's a fake Moon landing!

Post a Comment

Rules of the blog
Please do not comment as "Anonymous". Comments by "Anonymous" will be spammed.

<< Home

Newer Posts Older Posts