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Monday, May 09, 2016

Second Law

You can almost hear the gritted teeth at NY Mag. But he's laughing. Oh, yes, indeed, he is so laughing:
Space Raptor Butt Invasion is about a man and a raptor who become romantically involved in space. “Soon enough,” according to its synopsis, “Lance becomes close with this mysterious new astronaut, a velociraptor. Together, they form an unlikely duo, which quickly begins to cross the boundaries of friendship into something much, much more sensual.”

But Tingle, who is pseudonymous and speaks on Twitter in a stilted, broken cadence, is having none of it. He spent much of this week trolling the Puppies and their ridiculous white-supremacist leader Vox Day on Twitter. He also released a new story, Slammed in the Butt by My Hugo Award Nomination.

Best of all, Tingle has appointed Zoe Quinn — the primary target of the Gamergate horde for the last couple of years — to serve as his proxy should he actually win. In other words, every Puppy vote for Chuck Tingle is also a vote to give Quinn more visibility and a platform to explicitly refute their bullshit.
I sometimes wonder what planet these SJWs think they're orbiting. Literally Who has been featured in fictional form in TV shows, has been the cause of the destruction of both 4chan and Gawker, and has even testified at the United Nations. But giving her more visibility and a platform, well that just proves that, um, Puppies are stupid white supremacist Gamerhaters!

That's clearly the Narrative. Remember, SJWs must always claim victory. So, if "Space Raptor Butt Invasion" wins the Hugo for Best Short Story, then it's me and the Rabid Puppies who will look ridiculous. Got it? 
Tingle has also been relentlessly owning Vox on Twitter by calling him “Voxman” and concocting bizarre memes using the movie Grandma’s Boy, which is about a 35-year-old manchild who works as a video game tester. So if Space Raptor Butt Invasion really does win an award, which is still pretty unlikely, it’s not going to look like the victory Vox Day and the Puppies wanted. They’re the ones who are going to look ridiculous, and if it’s a victory for gay space dinosaur erotica as well then that’s OK too.
Owning. Relentlessly. As I've said, SJWs simply can't maintain a coherent narrative. It's going to be fascinating to hear them explain how the SF-SJWs no-awarded the super-funny, masterfully brilliant Shakespeare of our time. Just like, well, Mr. Sixth of Five himself.

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84 Comments:

Blogger tz May 09, 2016 7:43 PM  

"Second Law"
Thermodynamics: Entropy, death and decay.
Robotics: Robots shall obey every command.
I assume this is the "Double Down" which seems in harmony. SJWs are thermodynamic robots.

Blogger Alexander May 09, 2016 7:48 PM  

Nothing is going to reclaim the prestige of the Hugo Awards like Zoe Quinn giving a thankyou speech for gay space raptors to thunderous sjw applause. And this is literally the worst outcome for is that the enemy 'M forsee for us?

Blogger S1AL May 09, 2016 7:56 PM  

I didn't appreciate the subtlety of the SRBI nomination at first. Very nice.

OpenID denektenorsk May 09, 2016 7:57 PM  

If it will make us look like anti-gay bigots, then by all means, vote for it. Go on, we dare you.

Blogger #7139 May 09, 2016 8:03 PM  

I really hope SRBI wins the short story Hugo and Vox wins the Best Editor, Long Form Hugo. Having Zoe Quinn and Mercedes Carrera receiving the Hugos for Chuck Tingle and Vox would take things to a dimension that is not of this world.

Blogger Salt May 09, 2016 8:05 PM  

SJWs slammed in the butt by Mr. Sixth of Five. Oh, the headlines.

Blogger Thomas Davidsmeier May 09, 2016 8:07 PM  

I'm so confused...

Wait, voting for Vox's nominated guy will be a vote against Vox?

I can't even type any coherent thoughts... Brain melting... Cannot compute... Cannot...

Blogger tz May 09, 2016 8:13 PM  

Amazing when you don't have to do the work of parody yourself.

Zoe Quinn? Was that so the original telephones couldn't dial her by initials?

Due to Bugs, What's up dox? happens. Usually involving FUD. (I'd add Elmer, but only Porky Pig would recognize the FCC Amateur Radio reference).

Say, Isn't a good name for Apple's iTunes App Store, being a "walled garden", "GITMOhub"?

Blogger Nate May 09, 2016 8:13 PM  

yes yes... it has totally all backfired... because the entire hugo conversation is about something called "Space Raptor Butt Invasion".

and that isn't at all what we wanted

Blogger VD May 09, 2016 8:18 PM  

It has obviously backfired completely, because they have abandoned all efforts to change the rules. No need for that now.

Anonymous VFM #6306 May 09, 2016 8:21 PM  

Backfired in the Butt by Voxman.

Wow. They don't know if they are coming or going, but the butthurt indicates a pounding in either direction.

Anonymous VFM #6306 May 09, 2016 8:27 PM  

I pray every night that Chuck writes Redshirts Butt Pounding in Space for next year's awards.

The first time Scalzi has to answer: "No. Mine is the other one." Oh the expression...

Blogger Harsh May 09, 2016 8:29 PM  

the Puppies and their ridiculous white-supremacist leader Vox Day

We're white supremacists? Who knew?

Hey, do you think Chuck could also get Brianna Wu to co-receive the award with Zoe? That would be some epic theater right there...

Blogger tz May 09, 2016 8:37 PM  

No, red (shirt) supremacists.

Backfire is merely a form of self-immolation as it identifies the origin of the ignition.

Blogger Lett Gou May 09, 2016 8:42 PM  

S1AL wrote:I didn't appreciate the subtlety of the SRBI nomination at first. Very nice.

Subtle? Hell no! It was blatantly obvious from the start and they still fell for it. The rest is just cream, and chocolate, and just a leetle strawberry, on top.

Their cluelessness is breathtaking.

Blogger Guitar Man May 09, 2016 8:43 PM  

Holy crap, these people are so predictable. As others have said, the fact that the most talked about Hugo nomination is SRBI, shows the influence of the RPs.

Anonymous karsten May 09, 2016 8:43 PM  

(((Brian Feldman)))

Every. Single. Time.

Anonymous Gecko May 09, 2016 8:48 PM  

This. Is. Glorious.

Blogger John Williams May 09, 2016 8:49 PM  

Waiting for SJW's to say Space Raptors nomnination validates Rachel Swirsky's work and she claims credit for creating the genre.

Blogger David-2 May 09, 2016 8:56 PM  

Usually when I set out to deceive myself I don't have the gumption to do it in a column in a national publication. So I gotta give him that.

Blogger Mr.MantraMan May 09, 2016 8:57 PM  

They use that term "white supremacist" quite a bit, 3rd Law in there somewhere?

Blogger Aeoli Pera May 09, 2016 9:09 PM  

Mr.MantraMan wrote:They use that term "white supremacist" quite a bit, 3rd Law in there somewhere?

Yup. They view it as a conflict of straight white males against everybody else, therefore they assume we do as well.

Blogger Cataline Sergius May 09, 2016 9:14 PM  

Best of all, Tingle has appointed Zoe Quinn — the primary target of the Gamergate horde for the last couple of years — to serve as his proxy should he actually win.

I so desperately want to see Mercedes' Native American outfit on Awards night.

Blogger Arthur Isaac May 09, 2016 9:24 PM  

"But Tingle"? Did he actually write that?

Blogger LP9 Forever Solidified in Gold! Rin Integra S.I.G. May 09, 2016 9:35 PM  

Correct, I've been monitoring TinglestwitterusingVoxman, he talks about VD alot and its creepy and foolish of Tingles. His tweets are of a lesser intel.

"Best of all, Tingle has appointed Zoe Quinn — the primary target of the Gamergate horde for the last couple of years — to serve as his proxy should he actually win. "

Beautiful! Again, Tingles, Zoe along with the sjw whom dont live in reality or I suggest they dont, are in full desperation and despair mode.

Also our host is a decent rationalist and nationalist whom wants each country for their own people, a common belief among the rational. It is clear and a common theme straight white males are hated and despised for their successes. We are not allowed under their twisted nuttery to be straight white men and women. We are not allowed to have anything, be anything or eve be what we are; white under their twisted world of SJW. Really, we are viewing a full mental breakdown of ChurckZoe and others in that they dont accept loss, defeat and the fact that Vox won a long time ago, now we just doc it or document it and watch the tweets.

Is ChuckZoe the post racial multiculit types? I'd suggest so, again they dont subscribe to reality or rational thought.

Anonymous Eduardo May 09, 2016 9:36 PM  

It's not just third Law they use when they say that Vox or anyone associated is a White Supremacist. They are obviously trying to hide the Nazi accusation.

Since Vox has criticized Jewish people and have talked about Nazism you can... You know; go a looooong way with half-lies.

It is character assassination, plain and simple.

Anonymous JAG May 09, 2016 9:58 PM  

"YOU'RE A WHITE MALE!!!!"

Anonymous Trimegistus May 09, 2016 9:59 PM  

Okay, now I'm really confused.

They're going to vote for Space Raptor Butt Invasion, which Vox nominated, and look completely ridiculous, in order to defeat Vox? That doesn't make any sense.

Or are they not going to vote for SRBI, which means they don't want Zoe to accept the award for fiction by a non-cishet author, even though they're talking about how great it is?

It's like they're retarded or something. Do they really think Vox nominated Tingle's book because he seriously thought it was the greatest SF published last year? So they can prove him wrong and "defeat" him by letting everyone know it isn't? That's retarded Aspergers' thinking.

Vox, you may have met your match after all: apparently the Hugo clique are actually too fucking stupid to be mocked.

Blogger Nick S May 09, 2016 10:04 PM  

I'll patiently await a memoir. It should be a blockbuster.

Anonymous Ain May 09, 2016 10:11 PM  

With both sides claiming it a victory, it's that more likely to win. They would be better off no awarding it. It was nominated to make them look like fools, and fools they shall be.

Anonymous Ain May 09, 2016 10:14 PM  

"I pray every night that Chuck writes Redshirts Butt Pounding in Space for next year's awards.

The first time Scalzi has to answer: "No. Mine is the other one." Oh the expression..."


With such ingenious lines as "I owe you a bj for this, Bro", will the two really be that distinguishable?

Blogger Matthew Heaving Bosoms May 09, 2016 10:15 PM  

Scalzi's next homage novel: Lawn Rapist Butt Usury

Anonymous I'm From Buenos Aires and I Say Kill Them All May 09, 2016 10:19 PM  

Oh no, please don't vote for SRBI because that would just embarrass us Rabid Puppies. Oh, we just didn't think this one through. You SJWs really have the upper hand now.

Anonymous Eduardo May 09, 2016 10:19 PM  

Trimegistus

Let my leftwards brain explain you.

They are saying "Dear Vox Day, we will vote this garbage because he will rise above your trolling, you are not relevant!"

There... That is all there is to the ones who would vote for Tingle to get to Vox.
But this would be horrible because the Hugos would be the laughing stock

Chuck Tingle is the apocalypse to these people, it is hilarious.

Anonymous IndecisiveEvidence May 09, 2016 10:27 PM  

Voxman,

Chuck was hilarious just as is.

But if you planned this "backfire" thing or even expected it... holy crap, I am absolutely TERRIFIED of you. This is so out of left field, so stupid, and yet so utterly emblematic of our foes' neuroses that it could not possibly have happened by chance. But it's so insane that I can't believe anyone could have planned it.

If you did, I preemptively cede all battles of wits to you. This is magnificent.

Blogger doug whiddon May 09, 2016 10:32 PM  

I have to wonder if Tingle is just trolling everyone.

Anonymous BillingsMan May 09, 2016 10:36 PM  

Great blog! Very Spooky!

Blogger Noah B May 09, 2016 10:36 PM  

We're all velociraptor supremacists now, because love is real.

Blogger Blackburn #0040 May 09, 2016 10:45 PM  

Cataline Sergius wrote:Best of all, Tingle has appointed Zoe Quinn — the primary target of the Gamergate horde for the last couple of years — to serve as his proxy should he actually win.

I so desperately want to see Mercedes' Native American outfit on Awards night.


I'm thinking the only way this gets funnier is if after ZQ accepts the award for SRBI on behalf of the masterfully brilliant Shakespeare of our time, Mercedes (in her Naughty Native American outfit) upon accepting the award for our Supreme Dark Lord (PBUH) reveals that, in fact, he is none other than the author behind Chuck Tingle. Then, in the midst of heads exploding, she whips off her bloomers and stiffens her thumb and applies that rocket to her sugar plum.

Anonymous FP May 09, 2016 10:50 PM  

"their ridiculous white-supremacist leader Vox Day on Twitter."

Damn you red man, stealing our white supremacist jobs.

Anonymous Godfrey May 09, 2016 10:51 PM  

Now that we live in a perverted bankrupt boring irrational leftist dystopia, one of few enjoyable things to do is to f$@# with SJWs. It really is fun to f$#@ up their institutions.

Anonymous Broken Arrow May 09, 2016 10:54 PM  

Tingle could have bowed out at SJW request but didn't. He's his own man in this and doing his own thing. Good for him.

Blogger Jew613 May 09, 2016 10:56 PM  

All I want is Tingle to win the Hugo then write "The Hugo Awards Pounded in the Butt by Voxman"

Blogger Revelation Means Hope May 09, 2016 10:56 PM  

How many months until the voting? How long do their molasses slow brains have to realize that this is another Xanatos Gambit?

Anonymous Jon Bromfield May 09, 2016 10:57 PM  

"I have to wonder if Tingle is just trolling everyone."

I suspect there are wheels within wheels within wheels here.

Blogger Were-Puppy May 09, 2016 11:06 PM  

@43 Revelation Means Hope
How many months until the voting? How long do their molasses slow brains have to realize that this is another Xanatos Gambit?
---

They will finally realize around this time next year

Blogger SciVo May 09, 2016 11:19 PM  

Aeoli Pera wrote:They view it as a conflict of straight white males against everybody else, therefore they assume we do as well.

Of course, when we object to everyone attacking us, they take it as proof that they were right all along (kafkatrapping). But they should've thought that through a couple steps further; because if we're going to do the time anyway, then we might as well do the crime.

Blogger Alexander May 09, 2016 11:21 PM  

Ultimately all HARD buds who kiss will know LOVE IS REAL and support the Tingler. If they no award SRBI then everyone will know that they support Ted Cobblers devilman agenda and have never horseplayed with a BUCKAROO.

And that's BAD NEWS BEARS. Because a no award will make the Hugos soft.

Anonymous Case May 09, 2016 11:25 PM  

This is too funny. Vox and Tingle has played them like they're the biggest fish in the pond and all they can do is pretend that it's a victory.

Who is it that's supposed to be fooled by this announcement?

Blogger LP9 Forever Solidified in Gold! Rin Integra S.I.G. May 09, 2016 11:27 PM  

28 Vox, you may have met your match after all: apparently the Hugo clique are actually too fucking stupid to be mocked.

So true its amazing, what amusement as our host doesn't care times 10. I wonder what TinglesZoeSJW and HUGo's will pull next to our great ability to catch, doc it and expose any lies which usually 99% are going to appear.

Anonymous The Butt Also Rises May 09, 2016 11:37 PM  

Do not ask for whom the Tingle trolls,
The Tingle trolls for thee...

Anonymous Spartacus xxxxx May 09, 2016 11:46 PM  

Were-Puppy wrote:@43 Revelation Means Hope

How many months until the voting? How long do their molasses slow brains have to realize that this is another Xanatos Gambit?

---

They will finally realize around this time next year



They never will. They can't. They're not capable of stringing together enough dots to realize what is going on. Even to perceive the dots- let alone the connections- takes honest evaluation, which they are not capable of. That is one of their key weaknesses. No amount of rhetoric, virtue signalling, guilting, and the rest of their shenanigans can ever repair that deficiency.

Anonymous Jack Amok May 10, 2016 12:04 AM  

The SJWs in this situation remind me of the straight man in a Three Stooges movie. Indignantly huffing and puffing while their Very Serious Affair is turned into multiple layers of absurdity.

Anonymous Longtime Lurker May 10, 2016 12:11 AM  

SRBI is catnip to SJWs.

Blogger tublecane May 10, 2016 12:24 AM  

I read science fiction, but am not part of any "fandom;" I don't care about the Hugo awards, or literary awards in general; I don't play video games and don't know much more about "gamergate" than what I read in SJWs Always Lie. This I say to establish my relative neutrality, despite being an enemy of PC in general.

If Space Raptor Butt Invasion wins an award it will make the Hugos look ridiculous. Who benefits from the Hugos looking ridiculous? The various "puppies" or their opponents? That's a no-brainer.

They are lying and doubling down, of course. But I couldn't write an article like the one you linked to, with the accompanying cover art, without either breaking down in laughter or sobbing. But I'm not a conman or a lunatic.

Anonymous JRL May 10, 2016 12:29 AM  

Tingle is playing to his target audience. The more tingles they feel from Chuck totally wanting to kiss voxman the more books they buy.

Anonymous JRL May 10, 2016 12:36 AM  

Vox, if you had a segway it would make inspecting the vast warehouses of sjw sculls easier. Just a humble suggestion.

Blogger Were-Puppy May 10, 2016 12:37 AM  

Have the Bronies gotten riled up yet ?

Blogger Snidely Whiplash May 10, 2016 12:44 AM  

So odds on Tingle being the fllowing:
1) Vox
2) Nate
3) John C. Wright
4) Sarah Hoyt
5) The mountain who writes

Blogger Snidely Whiplash May 10, 2016 12:45 AM  

Were-Puppy wrote:Have the Bronies gotten riled up yet ?
The haven't threatened to No Award it yet.

Anonymous Remo VFM #99 May 10, 2016 1:06 AM  

What if you're trapped in a joke and you don't know it? What if you've tried so hard to spin the narrative that it's you pretending to troll the matrix while lead agent Voxsmith and Chuckmorpheus are both laughing at you? The red pill won't save you SJWs, it's time to take the cyanide capsules

Blogger owlish May 10, 2016 1:22 AM  

At this point, I'm going for the longshot- Tingle is an AI slowly trying to figure out what this "sex" thing is.

Blogger Groot May 10, 2016 1:33 AM  

The Mercedes hood ornament is quite classy. Genuine appreciation.

Blogger rho May 10, 2016 2:14 AM  

Snidely Whiplash wrote:So odds on Tingle being the fllowing:

Odds are... hey, is it normal for HP calculators to flip you off and then catch on fire? I'm new to RPN, but I'm thinking the odds are low. Very low, like mixed-race kid succeeding in life low. (VD knows, he's been laboring under the Red Man's burden for decades.)

In any event, I hope Pournelle, should he win, treats his Hugo Acceptance Speech with all of the honor and dignity demonstrated by Rush's Alex Lifeson. Or maybe he shouldn't. After all, this is the Hugos, not the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.

The narrative must be maintained, after all.

Blogger SciVo May 10, 2016 2:16 AM  

@ Snidely Whiplash:

None of the above. Won't say who I suspect.

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Anonymous DC (#sqrt(-1)) May 10, 2016 4:31 AM  

It would be hilarious if Tingle turned out to be Brad Torgerson, who is by all accounts a nice guy, and was able to totally troll while proving LOVE IS REAL!

Anonymous wildcard May 10, 2016 4:55 AM  

their petard hoists them to the moon,
and they look down upon us with airs of superiority,
calling us dirty, but
the residue on our coats
is from when we delved one yard below their mines,
canary

Blogger The Kurgan May 10, 2016 5:44 AM  

In all fairness I just don't think I can prevent myself from voting for Chuck Tingle. No matter the obvious, relentless owning of the devilman voxman, proud dad of Keene reves, genius has to be rewarded, and Chuck surely deserves a Hugo award!

So sorry if this causes irreparable damage to the Voxman agenda!

Anonymous Quartermaster May 10, 2016 6:29 AM  

4. SJWs are insane.

Anonymous r May 10, 2016 7:10 AM  

I'm pretty sure that Chuck Tingle is a fucking genius who means to win that Hugo Award by hook or by crook. God bless him. Love is real.

Anonymous Littlest Hellhound May 10, 2016 7:30 AM  

Epic facepalm. Head bangs desk.

Where do they find these columnists. Double facepalm.

Anonymous James May 10, 2016 7:56 AM  

Chuck is pretty transparently playing his own game here. I think he aims to win and the SJWs are just stupid enough to do it for him.

They are going to vote for a trans species space porn parody in their most treasured award and then applaud themselves for upholding the standards of the Hugos.

This isn't even a Xanatos gambit, it's so remarkable it needs a new name.

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Blogger Cataline Sergius May 10, 2016 8:10 AM  

@Kurgan

BTW, I have finally tacked up Chapter Seven of Song of Grod.

But today however the Arena was playing host to a new horror that was beyond anything the walls of the colosseum had ever seen. The battle scarred legionnaires of the orc cohorts now gathered within it, were doomed and they had entered the Arena knowing they were doomed.

The time of Sensitivity Training had begun.

Kevo-Grod’s boredom was beyond desperate at this point. He was starting to wonder if this was some new kind of illegal medical experimentation they were trying out on the orcs again. Okay, not so much wondering as hoping. At least there would have been the slightest fucking point to this nightmare.

Anonymous IndecisiveEvidence May 10, 2016 8:32 AM  

Voxman,

If you planned or expected this "Chuck owns Vox/backfire" meme, your skill at this game is terrifying.

What utter morons your foes are.

Blogger sysadmn May 10, 2016 8:35 AM  

Oh no, please don't vote for SRBI because that would just embarrass us Rabid Puppies. Oh, we just didn't think this one through. You SJWs really have the upper hand now.

Please don't throw us in the Briar Patch, Briar SJW. And double please don't NOT throw us in that terrible ol' Briar Patch!

I believe Tingle's tribute to Scalzi will be titled Red Shirts Butt Pound The Old Man's Fuzzy Rear.

By the way, Scalzi is a 2016 winner of the Ohio Governor's Awards for the Arts. This proves Kasich is an idiot. Scalzi shares the award with a professor of textile arts at Kent State.

Blogger sysadmn May 10, 2016 8:37 AM  

@James
This isn't even a Xanatos gambit, it's so remarkable it needs a new name.

This is referred to as "going full retard".

Anonymous Jimmy The Freak May 10, 2016 9:50 AM  

Tingle is playing this beautifully. He knows he has the rabid vote locked up for the absurdity. Now he is triangulating to make the CHORFs think that a vote for him is a political statement against Vox. It's almost as if someone planned this...

Anonymous kfg May 10, 2016 10:20 AM  

" . . . too fucking stupid to be mocked."

Lot of that going around these days.

Blogger Giraffe May 10, 2016 10:49 AM  

I have a feeling they are going to be very surprised when the puppies are back next year after having been so thoroughly owned this year.

Blogger Joshua_D May 10, 2016 11:36 AM  

24. Arthur Isaac May 09, 2016 9:24 PM

"But Tingle"? Did he actually write that?


Right?!? I laughed out loud.

Blogger SciVo May 10, 2016 12:38 PM  

James wrote:Chuck is pretty transparently playing his own game here. I think he aims to win and the SJWs are just stupid enough to do it for him.

They are going to vote for a trans species space porn parody in their most treasured award and then applaud themselves for upholding the standards of the Hugos.

This isn't even a Xanatos gambit, it's so remarkable it needs a new name.


Okay, it's basically reverse-psychology combined with "stop hitting yourself." So he's tricking them into rationalizing self-abuse. Therefore, he pulled a "hamsterbation trigger."

Anonymous jon May 11, 2016 3:59 AM  

"I have to wonder if Tingle is just trolling everyone."

This seems like the correct answer. Everything from his books, his interviews, his twitter posts, on down to his selection of Zoe Quinn to accept his award has troll written all over it.

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