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Thursday, May 19, 2016

Who is Chuck Tingle?

The Guardian tackles the most important questions of today:
For the second year running, campaign group Rabid Puppies has dominated the Hugo shortlists, encouraging its supporters to block-vote for specific titles and authors that they believe have been overlooked because of leftwing bias in science fiction publishing. The vast majority of the “slate” recommended by blogger Vox Day ended up with a Hugo nomination – including, on the best short story ballot, Space Raptor Butt Invasion by one Chuck Tingle.

Tingle’s presence shifted the dynamic of the post-Hugo discussions. Wasn’t his placing on the best of the best of science fiction list indicative of the Rabid Puppies’ true motivations, people asked: not to reward “better” writing, but to simply destroy the Hugos’ reputation? The presence of the author behind titles such as Helicopter Man Pounds Dinosaur Billionaire Ass and My Ass Is Haunted By the Gay Unicorn Colonel does somewhat detract from the grand stature of the Hugos. It’s easy to see why the Rabid Puppies would nominate Tingle; when a tingler appeared on the ballot, they must have had conniptions.

Day initially presented Tingle’s nomination as a way of combating homophobia in science fiction. (“The decades of discrimination against gay dinosaur love in space by the science fiction community stops now, and it stops here!”) but later admitted it was a joke. “I don’t give a quantum of a damn what my critics thought about it. Some things are worth doing simply because they are amusing,” he wrote, following it up with: “Chuck Tingle’s nomination is not a joke. Well, all right, it is.”

So who is he? The easiest answer would be the Rabid Puppies leader himself, Vox Day. But no. “I am not Chuck Tingle,” Day says. “I have my suspicions, but I do not actually know [who it is].” Nora Jemison, nominated for best novel for The Fifth Season, doesn’t know either, or “even if they’re only one person”.
I am flattered that there are those who believe that my writing is good enough for me to secretly be the Hugo-nominated Shakespeare of our time. But alas, that is not the case.

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123 Comments:

Blogger Salt May 19, 2016 2:38 PM  

I'm suspecting Chris Matthews. That tingle he felt up his leg years ago finally got to him.

Blogger Jack Aubrey May 19, 2016 2:39 PM  

Who is Chuck Tingle? We are!

Blogger Adam Meek May 19, 2016 2:42 PM  

Tingle is a bot, I'm sure of it.

Anonymous DJNZ May 19, 2016 2:45 PM  

I think it's our very own Steve.

Not the gay one, but the British one.

Hmmm, British or gay?

Anonymous Slen May 19, 2016 2:57 PM  

(stands) I am Chuck Tingle!

OpenID basementhomebrewer May 19, 2016 2:59 PM  

Adam Meek wrote:Tingle is a bot, I'm sure of it.

Alas, Tinglebots don't exist on this layer of the Tingleverse BUCKAROO.

Blogger Geoff martin May 19, 2016 3:01 PM  

Tyler Durden is Chuck Tingle.

Blogger Mr.MantraMan May 19, 2016 3:06 PM  

I'll bet chuck has fabulous hair

Anonymous Trimegistus May 19, 2016 3:06 PM  

In a way, aren't we all Chuck Tingle?

Actually, no. Thank God.

Blogger bob k. mando May 19, 2016 3:08 PM  

we caused ourselves to have conniptions by ... succeeding in getting OUR nomination on the ballot?

just when you think our opponents might be halfways competent, they open their mouths and demonstrate that they've never been anything other than half-witted.

Blogger Harsh May 19, 2016 3:08 PM  

Chuck Tingle is a social construct.

Blogger lowercaseb May 19, 2016 3:09 PM  

basementhomebrewer wrote:Adam Meek wrote:Tingle is a bot, I'm sure of it.

Alas, Tinglebots don't exist on this layer of the Tingleverse BUCKAROO.


At least, not 'till the Tingularity when humanity itself shall be lifted from their soft as pudding bodies to kiss the sky.

I long for the day when I am united with TinglePrime.

Anonymous rubberducky May 19, 2016 3:13 PM  

je suis Tingle

Blogger Elocutioner May 19, 2016 3:17 PM  

I am Chuck Tingle.

Blogger Noah B May 19, 2016 3:17 PM  

There's a little of Chuck Tingle in all of us.

Blogger SouthRon May 19, 2016 3:18 PM  

Dammit. GRRM is Chuck Tingle. That's why he can't finish the book. Too busy fantasizing about getting pounded in the ass by Daenerhys' dragons and fulfilling his real passion, writing erotica.

Blogger Heaving Bosoms are the Mind Killer May 19, 2016 3:19 PM  

Chuck Tingle has a ceiling of 30%.

Blogger John Williams May 19, 2016 3:24 PM  

Chuck Tingle is none other than Rachel Swirsky, creator of the dino-erotica genre.

Blogger Josh May 19, 2016 3:25 PM  

Love is real?

Anonymous patrick kelly May 19, 2016 3:25 PM  

Thankfully I'm employed where I can burst out into laughing conniptions and no one cares.

They really don't dare ask after I've told them and sent links to the media coverage of all the tingles a couple of times.

The gift that keeps on giving.

I luv this blog.

Blogger Josh May 19, 2016 3:25 PM  

Chuck Tingle has a ceiling of 30%

HARD CEILING BUCKAROO

Blogger Ron Winkleheimer May 19, 2016 3:26 PM  

I think it is safe to say that in future eras Chuck Tingle will be looked upon as Homer is today.

A near mythic figure who, through the power of his literary creations, defined what it means to be human.

Anonymous Kudos The Lexecutioner May 19, 2016 3:31 PM  

Even if Vox WAS Chuck Tingle and admitted it, they wouldn't believe him. But it doesn't matter, because I am Spartacus.

Blogger Heaving Bosoms are the Mind Killer May 19, 2016 3:32 PM  

Crushed in the Butt by My Hard Ceiling

Blogger Nick S May 19, 2016 3:33 PM  

Chuck Tingle is clearly either Charlie, the evil brain in a jar, or Neil Patrick Harris.

Blogger Shimshon May 19, 2016 3:38 PM  

Chuck Tingle is the new John Galt. Or Captain Tuttle.

Blogger Nate May 19, 2016 3:39 PM  

actually... we have reason to believe that Chuck is a pair of gay ice cream shop owners in NYC... who are in fact connected to Zoey Quinn

Anonymous Difster May 19, 2016 3:39 PM  

I still have my suspicion that Bane never died and he's now writing as Chuck Tingle. I have no facts to back that up; it would just be awesome.

Blogger El Borak May 19, 2016 3:45 PM  

Speaking of Literally Who, the SFF/SJWs keep throwing in VD's face that Tingle is "trolling" him by selecting her to accept his award. They have not yet realized that they must therefore give SRBI the award and therefore Rabid Puppies the victory.

Checkmate.

Blogger Snidely Whiplash May 19, 2016 3:46 PM  

This is the defining question of Our Age; "Who is Chuck Tingle." Like the Libertarians' ubiquitous John Galt, except that someone in the known universe cares about the answer.

What do we know of Chuck Tingle?

He's a hard-working Buckaroo, producing works dedicated to current events while they are still happening.

He's a master wordsmith, producing tightly plotted novelllae with deceptively simple plotlines, on time and under budget.

A man of absolute integrity, who would never sell out the soul of his work for mere money or literary acclaim.

A innovative and imaginative creator, making entire imaginative universes where gay billionaires can change into attack aircraft in order to fulfill the butts of buckaroos everywhere.

I suggest there is only ONE master writer who could possibly fill the giant shoes of Chick Tingle.

Chuck Tingle is John C. Wright.

Blogger John Wright May 19, 2016 3:49 PM  

"Chuck Tingle is the new John Galt"

Except that he has more personality than John Galt. If only Ayn Rand had hired him as a co-author?

"Pounded in the Atlas Shrugged" has a ring to, does it not?

Blogger exfarmkid May 19, 2016 3:49 PM  

Brilliant move, Vox. Dominating the world SF discussion and it looks completely effortless.

Observing your moves is almost like my college experience decades ago watching the movie "Airplane": "They wouldn't....they couldn't....oh shit they did it!"

On a trivial note, Vox.....I tried to listen to an audio reading of SRBI. I really tried. Just ... blech.

Blogger praetorian May 19, 2016 3:49 PM  

I am Chuck Tingle and so can you.

Anonymous Raptor disrespect from behind May 19, 2016 3:53 PM  

I'm personally convinced that Chuck Tingle is really the most interesting man in the world. Stay thirsty my HARD BUDS an love is real buckaroos.

Anonymous Spartacus May 19, 2016 3:54 PM  

I AM CHUCK TINGLE

Blogger Dalrock May 19, 2016 3:55 PM  

My guess is Ferdinand.

But whoever it is, this is some first class trolling you are doing Vox. The Guardian knows it is getting punked, but still has to walk on eggshells to avoid triggering the PC police. Hilarious.

Blogger Krul May 19, 2016 4:03 PM  

Ask not for whom the Chuck tingles;

He tingles for thee.

Anonymous Charles Twitch May 19, 2016 4:05 PM  

Do you even Tingle, bro?

Anonymous Jimmy Hendricks May 19, 2016 4:05 PM  

I am Chuck Tingle.

Excuse me, while I kiss this guy.

Anonymous feh May 19, 2016 4:10 PM  

#RaptorButtsMatter

Anonymous Can't Fight the Tingle Anymore May 19, 2016 4:15 PM  

It's telling that they waste all this time on trivia (WHO is Chuck Tingle really? It doesn't matter!), because they are afraid that if they don't do this, attention will focus on other matters, like WHY the Hounds Of Hell (the Evil Puppies, donchaknow) decided to get this book on the Hugo ballot.
Oh, they'll pretend they know why, but it's a Red Herring, to lead people away from "If You were a Dinosaur, My Love" and other such towering works of monumental execr... err, I meant literary quality.

Anonymous cheddarman May 19, 2016 4:17 PM  


actually... we have reason to believe that Chuck is a pair of gay ice cream shop owners in NYC... who are in fact connected to Zoey Quinn

Do you mean "THe Big Gay Ice Cream Company?" I hear they are opening franchises in South Alabama!

Anonymous Chuck Tingle May 19, 2016 4:17 PM  

I AM SPARTICUS

Anonymous cheddarman May 19, 2016 4:18 PM  

Chuck tingle has videos on you tube.

Blogger Aeoli Pera May 19, 2016 4:19 PM  

Chuck Tingle is the animal spirits of our economy.

Blogger ray May 19, 2016 4:20 PM  

"Chuck Tingle is clearly either Charlie, the evil brain in a jar, or Neil Patrick Harris."


We have a winner. Yep, all ghostwritten by Doogie Bowser, Doctor of Buttology.

Like the former teevee dialogue, the plots are forwarded to Doog from an anon source, which nobody has yet identified. It is curious, however, that the plot packets arrive monthly from the same institution that houses Chuckles Manson. Sure it's probly coincident, butt there you have it.

Blogger Blackburn #0040 May 19, 2016 4:22 PM  

John Galt powering Galt's Gulch by harvesting static electricity from the air... and what else does static electricity produce???

Tingles!!!

Coinky Dink? I think not.

Blogger Cataline Sergius May 19, 2016 4:24 PM  

@43 Chuck Tingle

I AM SPARTICUS

We know, Chuck...We know.

Blogger Shortening of the Heaving Bosoms May 19, 2016 4:31 PM  

Dalrock wrote:My guess is Ferdinand.

Forney? Interesting.

Blogger lowercaseb May 19, 2016 4:36 PM  

exfarmkid wrote:On a trivial note, Vox.....I tried to listen to an audio reading of SRBI. I really tried. Just ... blech.

Try re-reading it...there is a lot of hidden allegory about the cause of WW1 in the cloaca scene.

Blogger RobertT May 19, 2016 4:48 PM  

"Some things are worth doing simply because they are amusing,”

Absolutely true.

Anonymous Ain May 19, 2016 5:00 PM  

It can't be GRRM. Not enough rape.

Anonymous BluePony May 19, 2016 5:15 PM  

Chuck Tingle is a national treasure.

Anonymous Longtime Lurker May 19, 2016 5:23 PM  

Tingle, Tingle, little star
How we wonder who you are
Up above the Hugos so high
Like a porn movie in the sky
Tingle, Tingle, little star
How we wonder who you are

Blogger John Wright May 19, 2016 5:26 PM  

@30
"I suggest there is only ONE master writer who could possibly fill the giant shoes of Chick Tingle. Chuck Tingle is John C. Wright."

Ah, but fill his shoes with what, I wonder? He just had them cleaned, Buckaroo.

No, I must confess my literary works are on an entirely different plane than those of Mr. Tingle. I see no similarity whatever!

Now be quiet while I get back to work on my latest manuscript I am coauthoring with A. N. Roquelaure and John Norman "Catwoman of Gor versus Ilsa the Harem-Keeper."

There is not a single sodomite dinosaur in the whole manuscript!

Except for Ero-Mechagodzilla, of course, and the Rapeosaurus from the Jurassic Foam Pleasure Park, but they don't count.

And "Three-Way" the friendly trisexual gender-fluid Triceratops.

Other than that, I simply do NOT put queer dinosaurs in my literature.

The randy Lizard Men of Fabulous Love Island don't count. Technically, they are not dinosaurs.

Anonymous jawa May 19, 2016 5:27 PM  

The "quantum of a damn" thing is like a tick at this point

Blogger Josh May 19, 2016 5:28 PM  

:My guess is Ferdinand.

Forney? Interesting.


Well he is a colossal faggot

Anonymous Ted Cobbler May 19, 2016 5:39 PM  

Saw that idiot Tingle at Walgreens today. He was eagerly asking the poor cashier to direct him to the "spaghetti blankets".

He noticed me looking and said "It isn't me!" Then he walked out of the store backwards while making the running noise from the Six Million Dollar Man.

A couple seconds later his son's car speeds out the parking lot, with Tingle hanging out the window yelling "CAKE LEG!"

I was so surprised I forgot to pick up my Valtrex refill. Please stop encouraging him.

Blogger exfarmkid May 19, 2016 5:42 PM  

exfarmkid: On a trivial note, Vox.....I tried to listen to an audio reading of SRBI. I really tried. Just ... blech.

lowercaseb: Try re-reading it...there is a lot of hidden allegory about the cause of WW1 in the cloaca scene.

I hate you. I really, really, hate you.

Anonymous DT May 19, 2016 5:53 PM  

Who is Chuck Tingle?

I have an idea.

Anonymous FP May 19, 2016 6:02 PM  

#LoveWins #TingleGrins

Anonymous FP May 19, 2016 6:07 PM  

"lowercaseb: Try re-reading it...there is a lot of hidden allegory about the cause of WW1 in the cloaca scene."

I think the second most important question of the day is, could the Japanese have invaded the west coast in the 42nd level of the Tingleverse?

Blogger Aeoli Pera May 19, 2016 6:23 PM  

I take it back, the mention of Japan inspired me to believe Chuck Tingle is actually the volk spirit of 8chan.

Blogger VFM6974 May 19, 2016 6:36 PM  

I just saw a side of John C Wright that left me floored, he could troll the whole world if he wanted and casually switch arguments to Aquinas theology.

Im taking this home: And "Three-Way" the friendly trisexual gender-fluid Triceratops.

LOL

Anonymous Boogeyman May 19, 2016 6:39 PM  

Tingle has to up his game to writing kaiju erotica. Think of it, Godzilla, Gamera, and Monster Zero gang raping McRapey and destroying Tokyo in the process. I swear, a tear rolls down my face just thinking about it.

Blogger VoodooJock May 19, 2016 6:48 PM  

It's Ben Sasse

Anonymous Tiago May 19, 2016 7:02 PM  

I am Chuck Tingle!
You are Chuck Tingle!
Everyone is Chuck Tingle!

Blogger Spencer Rathbun May 19, 2016 7:05 PM  

Will the real Chuck Tingle please stand up?

Anonymous Dorsey May 19, 2016 7:10 PM  

Deleted for idiocy.

Blogger Automatthew of the Heaving Bosoms May 19, 2016 7:24 PM  

My copy of There Will Be War Volumes I & II just arrived. It's beautiful.

The cover art is great and the cover design is great.

I can't comment without bias on the interior, because I helped with it. But I can say one thing: It has running heads with the story names on the right pages.

Blogger praetorian May 19, 2016 7:51 PM  

OT: The Milo/Vox/Jonah Twittercaust is worth checking out:

https://twitter.com/JonahNRO/status/733368948385820672

That really nettled my shekels...

Blogger D. G. D. Davidson May 19, 2016 7:52 PM  

I doubt Chuck Tingle is a single individual. There might be one person cranking out the fiction (fifty stories in two years!), but surely he has someone else to do the Twitter personality and someone else to do the professional-looking YouTube vids.

As the beer ad says, "That can't be just one man."

Chuck Tingle has been poking fun at Vox, but before he did that, he poked fun at Martin and Jemisen. Tingle is a performance artist, and it looks to me like his actions are geared toward maneuvering himself into the best chances of actually getting the Hugo.

It looks to me like Tingle is in it for Tingle.

Anonymous JRL May 19, 2016 7:53 PM  

RE: Up with Chuck

In the multiverse hypothesis, every TINGLEVERSE is HARD. Buckaroo strategy of gay military KISSING will win.

Regards xxooo,

Chuck(le) Tingle

PS If the raptors were in the closet, would it be an "out-vasion"?

Blogger Phillip George May 19, 2016 8:00 PM  

Nothing in the rhetoric of the left bothers me like the "populist" attack. If a joke is politically incorrect it's populist. A prostitute got voted into the Italian parliament a few years ago [way back now] as a joke - a sort of joke/ protest vote. Good. The place finally had an honest small business woman.

Among other things she opposed Italy's NATO membership and offered to have sex with Saddam Hussein to avoid war. [shades of Lady Godiva?]

Both initiatives might actually have prevented the calamity of total war now looming large. 4 other wars already come and gone and the mass invasion of Europe. All because noone could see the joke wasn't a joke even when it was. Populist jokes aimed at the first butt invaders; borers bore.

Blogger D. G. D. Davidson May 19, 2016 8:00 PM  

@55

I must now start a petition to have John C. Wright co-author a novel with Chuck Tingle.

Blogger Dave May 19, 2016 8:04 PM  

Other than that, I simply do NOT put queer dinosaurs in my literature.


No queer dino world in SOMEWHITHER? A collaborative effort with Chuck Tingle might be in order for NOWHITHER. Do it for the Hugos.

Blogger VD May 19, 2016 8:08 PM  

My copy of There Will Be War Volumes I & II just arrived. It's beautiful. The cover art is great and the cover design is great.

Fantastique!

Blogger Bradford Walker May 19, 2016 8:15 PM  

It could be one individual as Tingle. When The Shadow was a giant in the pulp magazines, where a new novel got published twice a month, one man wrote about two-thirds to three-fourths of those novels. This was on a mechanical typewriter, in the early 20th century, and for pay rates not unlike today (but, of course, went much farther).

Yeah, it could be done now. Easily. It would require focus and discipline, but it easily doable to do this as a one-man operation.

Anonymous VFM #6306 May 19, 2016 8:18 PM  

I'm Chuck Tingle.
IM THE REAL Chuck Tingle.
All you other Chuck Tingles are just here to mingle.
So won't the REAL Tingle please pound butt?
Please pound butt?
Please pound butt?

Blogger Stan Hai May 19, 2016 8:22 PM  

Chuck Tingle might well be Chuck Palahniuk. Both of them keep churning out endless variations of a gay recruitment novel.

Blogger Dave May 19, 2016 8:26 PM  

My copy of There Will Be War Volumes I & II just arrived.

Fairly certain that was my copy Amazon sent you by mistake. I'll overlook that if you would kindly slip it in the mail via the pre-addressed postage paid box I would gladly forward to you.


Oh hell no you say? Dammit where is that tracking #?

Anonymous BGKB May 19, 2016 8:30 PM  

I think it's our very own Steve.

Its not me.

"Pounded in the Atlas Shrugged" has a ring to, does it not?

Pounded in the Atlas Shrugged for the entire the 3 hour speech.

There is not a single sodomite dinosaur in the whole manuscript! They must be married.

OT: The Milo/Vox/Jonah Twittercaust is worth checking out:

I really should get another burner phone so I can be the Reincarnated Ernst Rohm

Anonymous BGKB May 19, 2016 8:33 PM  

If you are Chuck Tingle Raise your right hand

http://secondcitycop.blogspot.com/2016/04/raise-your-right-hand.html

New Chicongo top cop demonstrates affirmative action results.

Thursday, April 14, 2016
Raise Your Right Hand
No, your other right hand.
Nice job there Ed. We're already off on the wrong foot.
Legally, doesn't this make the entire oath invalid?

Blogger Jabari May 19, 2016 8:49 PM  

OT: The Milo/Vox/Jonah Twittercaust is worth checking out:

That's been amazing all day. Vox has been accused of everything from being a "basement dwelling kid" to "wanting to carry out the next Holocaust".

When the hell do you sleep Vox? *laugh*

Anonymous VFM #6306 May 19, 2016 9:23 PM  

There is plenty of time to sleep in the basement.

Between Holocausts.

Blogger EscapeVelocity May 19, 2016 9:23 PM  

How can anybody with 2 brain cells not see that Chuck Tingle's Space Raptor Butt Invasion is a direct reference to If You Were A Dinosaur, My Love?

FFS!

Blogger EscapeVelocity May 19, 2016 9:25 PM  

@83

Jewish Neocons are lashing about uncontrollably, raging against their swift and sudden irrelevancy. They will soon make common cause with the Neo-Marxists.

Blogger EscapeVelocity May 19, 2016 9:27 PM  

@83

Jewish Neocons are lashing about uncontrollably, raging against their swift and sudden irrelevancy. They will soon make common cause with the Neo-Marxists.

Blogger EscapeVelocity May 19, 2016 9:28 PM  

How can anybody with 2 brain cells not see that Chuck Tingle's Space Raptor Butt Invasion is a direct reference to If You Were A Dinosaur, My Love?

FFS!

Anonymous Ahmad ibn Fadhlan May 19, 2016 9:28 PM  

@55 - Just when I thought the Tingleverse Gambit had nothing more to give me... and then comes @78.

You people are المجنون to the max. I love it.

Blogger Phillip George May 19, 2016 9:30 PM  

No this attack goes to the heart of paleolove

#JeSuisChuckTingle

It might waddle like a duck, quack like a duck, swim like a duck, but if it wants to dump in Swan Lake its a Swan - got that, transspeciesophobes with your micro-aggressions.

Blogger Phillip George May 19, 2016 9:52 PM  

You heard it first at

#TranspeciesDuckLakeBallet; top ten hits at #BlackDinosaurLivesMatterJustAsMuch, defended by the ADL so long as first amendment rights protect your inalienable right to endorse holocaust statistics.

plus Average means Normal, for every maths geek

Blogger praetorian May 19, 2016 10:03 PM  

Pounded In The Shoah By My Annuda Shoah, My Love

Blogger L. Beau May 19, 2016 10:16 PM  

Haven't the Dread Ilk figured it out by now? Sir Francis Bacon wrote the novels of Chuck Tingle!
http://www.sirbacon.org/links/evidence.htm

Blogger Nick S May 19, 2016 10:22 PM  

Ted Cobbler wrote:Saw that idiot Tingle at Walgreens today...Please stop encouraging him.

Best laugh I had all day.

Blogger L. Beau May 19, 2016 10:29 PM  

Okay, okay, it might be Chuck Palahniuk.

Blogger EscapeVelocity May 19, 2016 10:35 PM  

I dont know why I have double, tripple and quadruple comments.

But who cares!

Blogger EscapeVelocity May 19, 2016 10:36 PM  

I dont know why I have double, tripple and quadruple comments.

But who cares!

Blogger EscapeVelocity May 19, 2016 10:38 PM  

Every criticism of Chuck Tingle's Space Raptor Butt Invasion inclusion on the Hugo Awards nominees list, is an simultaneous critique of If You Were A Dinosaur, My Love.

It's genius.

And they cant help themselves.

Blogger EscapeVelocity May 19, 2016 10:38 PM  

Every criticism of Chuck Tingle's Space Raptor Butt Invasion inclusion on the Hugo Awards nominees list, is an simultaneous critique of If You Were A Dinosaur, My Love.

It's genius.

And they cant help themselves.

Blogger Lazarus May 19, 2016 10:44 PM  

Mr. Tingle is playing all this perfectly.

Most disturbing.

Oh well. Maybe it is NOT too soon for tactical nukes. I don't think the other side has any to reply with anyway.

Blogger praetorian May 19, 2016 10:49 PM  

Pounded in the dopplepost by the very same dopplepost.

Blogger Automatthew of the Heaving Bosoms May 19, 2016 10:59 PM  

Baleeted in the Butt by Blogspot

Blogger bob k. mando May 19, 2016 11:05 PM  

the next Tingle novel should be
When Winged Monkees Flew Out Of My Butt

Blogger Lazarus May 19, 2016 11:07 PM  

bob k. mando wrote:the next Tingle novel should be

When Winged Monkees Flew Out Of My Butt


Space Raptors Ripped My Flesh.

Blogger Jew613 May 19, 2016 11:12 PM  

Does anyone know why Chuck Tingle and Ted Cobbler are feuding?

Blogger Nick S May 19, 2016 11:13 PM  

L. Beau wrote:Okay, okay, it might be Chuck Palahniuk.

That makes sense in a weirdly coherent way if you tilt your head, stroke your chin and say, "hmmmmmm" while you think about it.

Blogger Lazarus May 19, 2016 11:26 PM  

Jew613 wrote:Does anyone know why Chuck Tingle and Ted Cobbler are feuding?

Ted Cobbler says they aren't but he could be a lying son of a bitch who does not like chocolate milk and spaghetti for breakfast.

Blogger Stephen St. Onge May 19, 2016 11:31 PM  

Hmm, "Creeque Alley" has been running through my head lately. And if John C. Wright and Chuck Tingle haven't collaborated yet, they need to. So:

"John and Tingle,
thought they'd do a single,
'cause each of the was a great bard.

"Vox and Milo,
Lookin at a silo,
Thought Hugo mischief wouldn't be hard.

"On a porn set Big Gay Steve came,
Though he thought the movie was really kinda lame.

"The Brad and the Larry were getting kinda scary to fans who wanted all books the same.

"And no one counts the votes 'cept lefty smofs."

Feel free to add your own verses.

Blogger Stephen St. Onge May 19, 2016 11:33 PM  

That should have been:
" 'Cause each of THEM was a great bard."

Blogger bob k. mando May 19, 2016 11:44 PM  

Jew613 wrote:Does anyone know why Chuck Tingle and Ted Cobbler are feuding?


because spaghetti isn't kosher and Ted is a dirty juice.

Blogger bob k. mando May 19, 2016 11:50 PM  

104. Lazarus May 19, 2016 11:07 PM
Space Raptors Ripped My Flesh.



oooooh, a Chuck Zappa reference, nice.

must be time for musical interlude from the Squirrel Butt Zippers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iLYB9pvww2M

Anonymous Mr. Rational May 20, 2016 12:10 AM  

If SRBI isn't enough for the SJWs, I suggest looking up the author of this piece and commissioning something with enough SFnal themes to make it a suitable nominee:

https://archive.org/details/pdfy-maIfVwkWLxVuMfPP

(note, not for the faint of heart.)

Blogger Aeoli Pera May 20, 2016 12:21 AM  

Phillip George wrote:A prostitute got voted into the Italian parliament a few years ago [way back now] as a joke - a sort of joke/ protest vote. Good. The place finally had an honest small business woman.

Idea: Trump/Carrera 2016.

Blogger Jordan179 May 20, 2016 12:48 AM  

Chuck Tingle is the strike of the men of the butt, who are secretly hidden in Chuck's Crack! Read it all, in ATLAS MINCED!

Blogger ray May 20, 2016 1:13 AM  

'Pounded in the dopplepost by the very same dopplepost.'


I hate when that happens.

Anonymous Spartacus xxxxx May 20, 2016 1:21 AM  

ray wrote:'Pounded in the dopplepost by the very same dopplepost.'

I hate when that happens.


And it just happened again all over like. Happened in the happening by your own happen.

Blogger Skylark Thibedeau May 20, 2016 1:35 AM  

Pounded in the Butt by my Fountainhead. Chuck Tingles homage to Ayn Rand and Frank Lloyd Wright.

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Blogger Shimshon May 20, 2016 2:45 AM  

"How can anybody with 2 brain cells not see that Chuck Tingle's Space Raptor Butt Invasion is a direct reference to If You Were A Dinosaur, My Love?"

Don't you mean homage?

Tingle could write on antique weaponry.

If You Were a Blunderbutt, My Love.

Blogger John Wright May 20, 2016 3:56 PM  

"Don't you mean homage?"

No, he means homoage. Slight difference.

Blogger horsewithnonick May 20, 2016 6:34 PM  

This...while...thread...

Slammed in my Sides by the Dread Ilk

Anonymous Spinrad's Agent May 20, 2016 9:07 PM  

It's amusing, despite the constant genuflection, that the Grauniad can't be bothered to check how to spell Jemisin.

Racists.

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