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Sunday, July 03, 2016

An unfortunate coincidence

Another of those unfortunate coincidences that just seem to surround those poor, unlucky Clintons:
The death by barbell of disgraced UN official John Ashe could become a bigger obsession for conspiracy theorists than Vince Foster’s 1993 suicide.

Ashe — who was facing trial for tax fraud — died Wednesday afternoon in his house in Westchester County. The UN said he’d had a heart attack. But the local Dobbs Ferry police said Thursday that his throat had been crushed, presumably by a barbell he dropped while pumping iron.

Ashe was due in court Monday with his Chinese businessman co-defendant Ng Lap Seng, who is charged with smuggling $4.5 million into the US since 2013 and lying that it was to buy art and casino chips.
And now we are told Hillary is in the clear with the FBI. Maybe it's true, maybe it's not. But regardless, the investigating agents might want to stay out of the weight room for the time being. Or at least stick to the machines and leave the free weights alone.

I'm just picturing the hapless UN official being told off by his superiors.

How could you have been so stupid! A heart attack?

They told me they were going to take care of it, so I thought-

Yes, but did they tell you how they were going to do it?

No, I just assumed it would be the same way they took care of [redacted], [redacted], and [redacted]!

All right, well, next time wait until you found out exactly how things were arranged before you release any details.

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65 Comments:

Anonymous Rolf July 03, 2016 1:37 PM  

Han, better avoid the machines, too.
(Harry Reid, workout machine elastic band)

Better yet, just avoid the Clintons....

Blogger The Other Robot July 03, 2016 1:38 PM  

Or at least stick to the machines and leave the free weights alone.

I don't think so. Remember Harry Reid?

Blogger The Other Robot July 03, 2016 1:42 PM  

I guess that suicide by nail gun was just getting too obvious.

Blogger John Williams July 03, 2016 1:51 PM  

Initial report was he'd stabbed himself in the back 26 times after cutting off his head. A few more iterations of this lie and it'll be palatable to more than the #HillaryForever crowd.

Blogger YIH July 03, 2016 2:11 PM  

Sounds like another trademark Arkancide.
Trump's gonna have a field day with that . As well he should.

Anonymous Godfrey July 03, 2016 2:12 PM  

A convenient "accident".

Blogger Michael Maier July 03, 2016 2:33 PM  

I hope Trump makes that fugly geriatric demoness (REDACTED) literally piss herself in the first debate.

Blogger praetorian July 03, 2016 2:48 PM  

Just choke my shit up, fam...

Blogger Dire Badger July 03, 2016 2:51 PM  

I hope Trump's bodyguard is under orders to shoot to kill any member of the clinton campaign that approaches too closely.

Anonymous Bukulu July 03, 2016 3:05 PM  

Dire Badger @ 9,

I hope you're very wrong in the use of the singular "bodyguard".

Anonymous Philipp July 03, 2016 3:11 PM  

OF: Al Qaeda urges lone wolf terrorists to target white Americans and avoid gay people to avoid attacks being labelled as ‘hate crimes’

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3662998/Al-Qaeda-urges-Lone-Wolves-target-white-Americans.html

Blogger praetorian July 03, 2016 3:27 PM  

Interesting thread on 8ch about an AMA thread on 4ch

Always impossible to know what is and what isn't legit on the chans, but interesting to read nonetheless. Summary: Clinton Foundation emails have been found in the investigation and there is a huge web of corruption that could take down many major figures if (when) they are released.

I'm not saying /pol/ is always right, but /pol/ is always right.

Anonymous DT July 03, 2016 3:44 PM  

@12 - Always impossible to know what is and what isn't legit on the chans...

If I were ever in possession of world shaking secrets that needed to be revealed, I can tell you right now I would start with a leak to half chan and full chan.

What better way to get info to the masses instantly, anonymously, and with plausible deniability?

Anonymous SciVo July 03, 2016 3:58 PM  

What's next, is someone going to behead himself shaving?

Blogger Nick S July 03, 2016 4:27 PM  

A little Omen-esque. Maybe I'll fall back to my 2007 Great Whore of Babylon theory.

Anonymous Jay Will July 03, 2016 4:31 PM  

These cunts need to know they are not untouchable. Die cunts?

Blogger SemiSpook37 July 03, 2016 4:32 PM  

That is some hella scary shit right there, but not surprising in the least. Especially if /pol/ is, in fact, right.

Anonymous SciVo July 03, 2016 5:10 PM  

Speaking of unfortunate coincidences, it turns out that the young men giving Minnesotans a bad reputation just happen to be Somali. I sure hope that no one draws any particular conclusions from this isolated daily incident, since it would be rayciss to notice that they're dangerous barbarians whose alien culture is completely incompatible with a high-trust society.

Blogger praetorian July 03, 2016 5:17 PM  

UPDATED: Story of Syrian refugees raping Idaho girl is wrong, prosecutor says

Shhhh, they were Somali...

Blogger Dexter July 03, 2016 5:19 PM  

Death by barbell? Say what now? Has anyone ever heard of this happening to anyone else, ever?

Anonymous Gen. Kong July 03, 2016 5:37 PM  

Barbells gone wrong. Something's always going astray when negroes are in the mix. Add in the Clinton gang (who produced Amurika's first black prez) and the odds of the evil gone-wrong demons flying amok go up exponentially. Bad juju, gnome-sayin'?

Blogger G-S. July 03, 2016 6:03 PM  

People die by accident sometimes. To blame Clinton brings up why wouldn't they do it long before this? It's just a coincidence if timing can't be explained.

Anonymous Quartermaster July 03, 2016 6:09 PM  

The word on the street seems to be they will indict and that they won't. Just have to wait and see.

Blogger VD July 03, 2016 6:24 PM  

These cunts need to know they are not untouchable.

I'm sure more brave words from you on the Internet is just the ticket to set them on the straight and narrow.

Blogger weka July 03, 2016 7:02 PM  

They do not know straight, nor narrow, because diversity.

Blogger weka July 03, 2016 7:03 PM  

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Anonymous Millenium July 03, 2016 7:06 PM  

OT, race mixers propaganda btfo

A recent genetics ancestry survey by 23andme found that White Americans (European Americans) on average are: “98.6 percent European, 0.19 percent African and 0.18 percent Native American."

https://occamsrazormag.wordpress.com/2015/01/16/genetics-white-americans-are-very-white/

Blogger LP9 Solidified in Gold! Rin Integra July 03, 2016 7:09 PM  

Someone said, "maybe the gym was excessively warm, maybe the a/c was broke and the heat contributed to a heart attack."

Seriously the apologists think up every possible excuse for the utterly questionable. RiversofDnile run deep.

Semi OT, WashPo think Morris and Ariana are still interesting, we dont care, anyhow its a hit piece on Donald Trump that segways into the Clintons.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-fix/wp/2016/07/03/the-clintons-have-been-around-for-decades-but-some-in-the-media-have-pulled-total-180s-on-them/

Anonymous Boris July 03, 2016 7:33 PM  

Lol at white nationalist conspiracy theorists. Tell me about Sandy Hook again...

Blogger CJ July 03, 2016 7:41 PM  

#20 Dexter

Yes, this happens regularly.

John Ashe died in his home in Dobbs Ferry, NY, on Wednesday June 22, from the effects of a barbell crush injury to his throat sustained on the bench press in his home gym. He was apparently alone at the time.

Bench press injuries are very serious, and 10-12 people in the US die every year from them. They almost always happen when the victim is training alone, without spotters, or without protection from the bar using proper equipment. Experienced lifters know this, and I have written about it extensively.

My questions for the Westchester County authorities investigating this incident: What weight was loaded on the barbell when Dr. Ashe was found, and how much was Dr. Ashe actually capable of benching? Somebody knows these numbers. If, for example, he was a 225-pound bencher and 405 was on the bar, this suggests either a critical lapse in judgement, or a different explanation for the unfortunate choice of the attempted weight.


Another Example of Why You Should Never Lift Weights Alone

Blogger Robert What? July 03, 2016 8:06 PM  

I guess the usual story was used too much: committed suicide by shooting himself in the back from twenty feet away.

Blogger LP9 Solidified in Gold! Rin Integra July 03, 2016 8:10 PM  

So it was bench pressing - someone hurt him prior to the gym or afterwards, Lord willing, I light lift 7 days per week in heat or no a/c or minimal cooling, sweat is detoxing. I might vomit or have to take a cold shower to chill but I dont buy the story - no one believes the Clintons except for Bernie and Nil-Hill lovers.

Dying after working out is interesting, anything can happen...

Every ++Gammatude case study++; they lie, so does this criminal enterprise.

I wish Pres. Alpha Male Putin would deny he has any acess to emails, why would he bother with the retarded low T, freefalling West? If anything, he is entertained with NiLHills emails, how hot is it that the West know wants to talk with Russia, a place managed for and by Russia, Russia wants no part of this Clinton BS. Medenvev and Putin might grin or its ZFG (term at chatueaheasite) over emails.

No one has time for NILHills emails BS, she wiped a server clean, has coughing fits, doesn't know anything, whatever - I hope Putin remains the adult he is in putting up with childish postpissedamerica.

My issue still stands; the white house will be a wicked henhouse of LiarIndianLiz, Hill, Huma, Billy, Chelsea, baby rattles everywhere. America does not deserve Trump or his beautiful family. I hope I'm wrong but the current policies of doom roll on.

Stateside is stuck with fugly.

Blogger Mandos July 03, 2016 8:10 PM  

Yeah at this point we should be prepared for pretty much anything, including Hillary shapeshifting back to lizard form on stage and go for Trump's throat in a moment of anger.

Blogger Dan Crab July 03, 2016 8:11 PM  

Hey, beale what is it like to be a white nigger?

Blogger Dave July 03, 2016 8:29 PM  

They're called wiggers, dumbass.

Blogger Were-Puppy July 03, 2016 8:32 PM  

I got to add this to my Hillary Clinton Clue game idea.

UN Crony in the Weight Room with a Free Weight

Blogger Were-Puppy July 03, 2016 8:46 PM  

Since it's a holiday, and this is about HillDawg, feel free to enjoy these various humorous short videos :

Hillary Clinton Falls While Boarding Airplane!

Hillary Bong Clinton Coughing

Hillary Clinton Barking Remix

Hillary WASN'T LYING! Bosnia gunfire footage discovered...

BONUS: Okie Doke!

Anonymous Harold July 03, 2016 10:15 PM  

SciVo,
Like this? https://youtu.be/BxgY4-q-oOQ?t=11

Blogger Lazarus July 03, 2016 10:20 PM  

Dan Crab wrote:Hey, beale what is it like to be a white nigger?

Brain tumor Dan? Chemotherapy or radiation?

Anonymous BGKB July 03, 2016 10:23 PM  

terrorists to target white Americans and avoid gay people to avoid attacks being labelled as ‘hate crimes

Just last week they said they were targeting San Fran. Pretty hard to avoid gays there.

These cunts need to know they are not untouchable. Die cunts?

To be fair they have to pay Huma a lot to touch that cunt.

Blogger praetorian July 03, 2016 10:25 PM  

Hey, beale what is it like to be a white nigger?

As an actual white nigger, I'm deeply offended by your words on the internet.

Vox is a white spic.

Please raise your racist game or turn in your troll card.

Blogger Stilicho July 03, 2016 10:27 PM  

Common sense barbell control now! This is what happens when unregistered barbells can be bought at any sporting goods store or even without an ID check at a fitness convention! There is no need for barbells in this age of hot yoga and mocha soy double whipped lattes. Pumping Iron is a dead documentary! Don't even get me started on those domestic extremists who read Starting Strength, bitterly clinging to barbells and high capacity plates. Wow. Just wow.

Anonymous Jill July 03, 2016 10:28 PM  

"I got to add this to my Hillary Clinton Clue game idea." Awesome.

Blogger Dire Badger July 03, 2016 11:06 PM  

@10-
Bodyguard is a singular and a plural organizationally, although using the individual plural 'bodyguards' might have been clearer.

Blogger Dire Badger July 03, 2016 11:11 PM  

@26-

The problem with 23andme is that their claims of where a particular gene came from is often arguable.

Anonymous Mr. Rational July 03, 2016 11:54 PM  

Dexter wrote:Death by barbell? Say what now? Has anyone ever heard of this happening to anyone else, ever?
Yes, including some on YouTube.  That one was not fatal but I've seen a video of a bench-presser who dropped the bar roughly at the bottom of his rib cage.  Comments on that video were that he sustained internal injuries which he did not survive.  My search did not turn up that video.

Not saying anything except that this scenario is not completely implausible.

Anonymous Jack Amok July 04, 2016 12:07 AM  

I got to add this to my Hillary Clinton Clue game idea.

UN Crony in the Weight Room with a Free Weight


Is the idea of that game that you're not guessing who the murderer was (everybody knows it's the Clintons), but instead you're guessing who the next victim will be?

Anonymous Millenium July 04, 2016 12:43 AM  

@43: I know but the rhetoric value is what matters. According to the study 95% of white Americans are pure white.

Anonymous Spartacus xxxxx July 04, 2016 12:57 AM  

Oopsie daisy, we have a little slip up-

http://pagesix.com/2016/06/26/disgraced-ex-un-officials-death-conveniently-timed/
A. The death by barbell of disgraced UN official John Ashe could become a bigger obsession for conspiracy theorists than Vince Foster’s 1993 suicide.

B. Ashe’s lawyer Jeremy Schneider told me he is sure Ashe’s death was an accident. “There is not one iota of evidence that it was homicide. This is nothing at all like Vince Foster.”

Anonymous Spartacus xxxxx July 04, 2016 1:15 AM  

Jack Amok wrote:I got to add this to my Hillary Clinton Clue game idea.

UN Crony in the Weight Room with a Free Weight


Is the idea of that game that you're not guessing who the murderer was (everybody knows it's the Clintons), but instead you're guessing who the next victim will be?


Categories for type of vehicle- one if by aircraft, two if by railroad, that sort of thing. And who's you favorite? Mine's (ex)-Commerce Secretary Ron Brown, though Ashe is quickly shaping up to be a contender. Brown actually had a spotter, Croatian ATC, come to think of it. And traffic after all is a synonym for commerce.

Two weeks before the unfortunate aircraft accidented, Brown purportedly said "if I'm going down I'm going to take a lot of people with me", a great line whether or not it's true.

Blogger Human Animal July 04, 2016 1:34 AM  

“There is not one iota of evidence that it was homicide. This is nothing at all like Vince Foster.”

Or Antonin Scalia

Blogger LP9 Solidified in Gold! Rin Integra July 04, 2016 3:54 AM  

Edit: NilHalalHill knows a hoard of info but it was mentioned she is terrible candidate and was unfit for Sec of State let alone POTUS but it appears its her destiny, we had the first black press now the idiots want their first woman POTUS and women do not belong anywhere near politics along with a host of other areas outside the home. Overall Hill's health problems

(Although I do not refer to all women some women are gifted for STEM or medicine.)

Speakng of Scalia, the current administration or POTUS would not attend his funeral but did attend Orlando ever telling.

Patriarch Joy or when women enter social discourse with loads of social dominance and feeliylngs: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XyrF25ZDG5E

Anonymous Millenium July 04, 2016 4:30 AM  

Following on from praetorian's earlier comment @12 it appears /pol/'s weaponized autism strikes again:

https://8ch.net/pol/res/6571131.html

Someone has analyzed the leaked Clinton Emails and started to find some (((connections))) that could make this bigger than watergate.

Blogger Snidely Whiplash July 04, 2016 10:05 AM  

“There is not one iota of evidence ..."

That's the tell. No innocent person ever says this. Guilty people are already thinking court, and how well they've covered their tracks. Innocent people are thinking about the accusation.

Anonymous Barbequetta Chickendra Jone July 04, 2016 10:10 AM  

Guuurrrl done good. She gone do more! She gone be first black woman president. Dont yall worried. She aint no ways tired. I trade in this clunk Obama phone for a hillary phone.

Blogger Dan Crab July 04, 2016 10:35 AM  

"As an actual white nigger, I'm deeply offended by your words on the internet.
Vox is a white spic.
Please raise your racist game or turn in your troll card."

VD, with his tiny facial proportions and overall skeletal gracility [his face is about the same size as some womens/childrens faces] looks quite negroid. The narrowness of his face is easily distinguishable from a pure europoid who is usually very wide-faced. That and he is small-headed in general.
My bet is that his "native american" ancestor was in reality, a plantation mulatto on the run that had tricked people into thinking he was an indian. VD could easily trick people into thinking he is black by wearing blackface and speaking ebonics.

Blogger praetorian July 04, 2016 10:49 AM  

Show us on the doll where your wife's child's father touched you.

Blogger Were-Puppy July 04, 2016 10:53 AM  

@46 Jack Amok

Is the idea of that game that you're not guessing who the murderer was (everybody knows it's the Clintons), but instead you're guessing who the next victim will be?
---

I got a couple ideas. One is you know it's the Clintons, but you have to prove it. And an arhkam style doom clock is running - when it reaches 0, they will put you six feet under in one of various ways.

Blogger Were-Puppy July 04, 2016 10:55 AM  

@48 Spartacus xxxxx

B. Ashe’s lawyer Jeremy Schneider told me he is sure Ashe’s death was an accident. “There is not one iota of evidence that it was homicide. This is nothing at all like Vince Foster.”
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This guy might be next

Anonymous BGKB July 04, 2016 10:57 AM  

I got to add this to my Hillary Clinton Clue game idea. UN Crony in the Weight Room with a Free Weight

The 50 women raped by Bill C on a small plane.

Blogger Were-Puppy July 04, 2016 10:58 AM  

@52 Millenium
Someone has analyzed the leaked Clinton Emails and started to find some (((connections))) that could make this bigger than watergate.
---

Hillary Clinton in the Watergate Committee with a Pink Slip

Blogger Dan Crab July 04, 2016 4:52 PM  

"Show us on the doll where your wife's child's father touched you. "

Absurdist humor is always the best. Oh well.

Anonymous Spartacus xxxxx July 04, 2016 5:14 PM  

Were-Puppy wrote:@48 Spartacus xxxxx

B. Ashe’s lawyer Jeremy Schneider told me he is sure Ashe’s death was an accident. “There is not one iota of evidence that it was homicide. This is nothing at all like Vince Foster.”

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This guy might be next



Puts a whole 'nother spin on "nexting". Maybe that the name of Jack's new game. Next!

Anonymous BGKB July 05, 2016 10:19 AM  

"Show us on the doll where your wife's child's father touched you. "Absurdist humor is always the best. Oh well.

Not absurd for the Israel First America 3rd party candidate David French.

Anonymous bw July 05, 2016 10:31 PM  

obsession for conspiracy theorists

Psych Fail.

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