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Wednesday, July 20, 2016

Mission accomplished

Well done, VFM. Now, keep it to yourselves.

That is all.

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61 Comments:

Blogger Alexander July 20, 2016 9:47 AM  

The chair is against the wall.

The chair is against the wall.

John has a long mustache.

John has a long mustache.

Anonymous zip July 20, 2016 9:50 AM  

QPSS-01334

Anonymous Determinator July 20, 2016 9:52 AM  

Now I've got to check my email and see what I missed. I'm probably the worst VFM ever.

Blogger Patrikbc July 20, 2016 9:58 AM  

You are, that's the BIG SECRET! :P

Blogger Daetrin July 20, 2016 10:00 AM  

I'm not a VFM, I just come here for the perspective. But sometimes I wonder what I'm missing.

Anonymous Elipe July 20, 2016 10:03 AM  

The Eagle has cuckolded the Pigeon. The basket is in the radio.

Pnai fyhe bid noox nai yatl SJW.

Blogger GAHCindy July 20, 2016 10:07 AM  

I don't know what you people did. I don't need to know. It makes me smile anyway. :D

Blogger GAHCindy July 20, 2016 10:08 AM  

I don't know what you people did. I don't need to know. It makes me smile anyway. :D

Blogger GAHCindy July 20, 2016 10:08 AM  

I don't know what you people did. I don't need to know. It makes me smile anyway. :D

Blogger JaimeInTexas July 20, 2016 10:09 AM  

:P

Blogger Jack Aubrey July 20, 2016 10:17 AM  

I didn't do it. I have witnesses that saw me not do it.

Anonymous Ticktockman July 20, 2016 10:20 AM  

Repent, Harlequin!

Blogger Werekoala July 20, 2016 10:22 AM  

Mine aren't, but the Big Cheese gets his at midnight.

Blogger Lazarus July 20, 2016 10:23 AM  

I thank my lucky stars that I was alive to see this day, even though I don't know what day it is.

OpenID frankluke July 20, 2016 10:23 AM  

[Hat tip to the VFM.]

Salute!

Blogger SS July 20, 2016 10:25 AM  

Did you only send it to a few VFM? I didnt get anything

Blogger Nate July 20, 2016 10:26 AM  

Roll VFM

Blogger VD July 20, 2016 10:29 AM  

Did you only send it to a few VFM? I didnt get anything

It was a select op. Sending out the entire VFM is usually counterproductive overkill.

Anonymous Cheddarman July 20, 2016 10:36 AM  

Elvis is in the house. Elvis is in the house.

Blogger Human Animal July 20, 2016 10:42 AM  

I'm not a VFM, I just come here for the perspective. But sometimes I wonder what I'm missing.

Screams, entrails and a fine dental plan.

Why hasn't Scalzi tried to create his own league of supreme gentlemen?

Blogger Giraffe July 20, 2016 10:45 AM  

Shoot, shovel, shut up.

Blogger Titus Quinctius Cincinnatus July 20, 2016 10:46 AM  

Why hasn't Scalzi tried to create his own league of supreme gentlemen?

His daughter won't let him.

Anonymous JN July 20, 2016 10:46 AM  

Why hasn't Scalzi tried to create his own league of supreme gentlemen?

He tried, but they got into a pissing match about whose daughter could lift more.

Blogger Didact July 20, 2016 10:49 AM  

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh VoxDay ELOE wgah'nagl fhtagn!!!

Blogger Didact July 20, 2016 10:50 AM  

Sending out the entire VFM is usually counterproductive overkill.

True. But I do believe that overkill is often severely underrated.

Blogger Jack Aubrey July 20, 2016 10:51 AM  

Scalzi's planning to reboot the VFM with an all-SJW cast.

OpenID frankluke July 20, 2016 10:54 AM  

Scalzi's planning to reboot the VFM with an all-SJW cast.

Dozens of tropes and about 15 levels of victimizations?

Blogger Durandel Almiras July 20, 2016 10:57 AM  

I didn't get the memo in my email. But always happy to hear the VFM were successful.

Anonymous Steve July 20, 2016 11:03 AM  

Broadsword calling Danny Boy, Broadsword calling Danny Boy.

Anonymous Azimus July 20, 2016 11:13 AM  

In 2016, great empires rise and fall with nary scarcely a whisper audible to the great unwashed. Wars and rumors of wars...

Blogger lowercaseb July 20, 2016 11:14 AM  

Agh! This is what happens when I have to work during a brainstorm. I'm dying to know, but I shall have to wait for the proper time for all to be revealed.

Unless, it's that seven seals thing...it which case, keep it to your own damns selves.

Anonymous BluePony July 20, 2016 11:18 AM  

"The chair is against the wall.

The chair is against the wall.

John has a long mustache.

John has a long mustache."


Um... GO WEST

No, wait! LIGHT TORCH

[You have been eaten by a grue]

Anonymous BigGayKoranBurner July 20, 2016 11:36 AM  

"Why hasn't Scalzi tried to create his own league of supreme gentlemen?"

The perfumed princes of the pentagon beat him to it.

Queen Berets
Fighting soldiers on heels high
Fearless men’s hair purple dye
Men who are mean as they sashay
The brave femen of the Queen Beret

Silver balloons as fake breast
These are men, America’s left behest
One hundred men we'll HIV test today
But only thirty three win the Queen Beret

Trained to live, off welfare's land
Trained in combat, purse to hand
Men who dance by night and day
Bathroom Creep, from the Queen Beret


Roosh is the top search for (pentagon approved Trannys) https://www.rooshvforum.com/thread-56750-post-1339781.html

Anonymous JN July 20, 2016 11:37 AM  

Am I banned? My comments have been disappearing.

Anonymous VFM #6306 July 20, 2016 11:46 AM  

Scalzi prefers to let his daughter do the heavy lifting.

Blogger pdwalker July 20, 2016 11:57 AM  

you are such a tease.

Blogger Russ July 20, 2016 12:11 PM  

I don't know. I don't need to know. If I knew, I wouldn't have the skill to support you, but thanks for doing the heavy lifting.

Blogger Jakob Niedzwiecki July 20, 2016 12:18 PM  

Greatest WWII movie, or greatest WWII movie?

Anonymous RS July 20, 2016 12:18 PM  

I missed the tweets but you guys must have said some pretty rough stuff to get lesdoggg so worked up.

So when does alt-right twitter launch?

Anonymous Vfmbot July 20, 2016 12:19 PM  

Can we reflects at least get in on a a debrief

Anonymous ZhukovG July 20, 2016 12:31 PM  

@38 No, I don't think they should say anything. Revolutions aren't won by the poor slobs dying on barricades.

The songs about them are rather stirring though.

Blogger Sagramore July 20, 2016 12:56 PM  

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Blogger Sagramore July 20, 2016 12:56 PM  

Scalzi outsources it to goons.

Anonymous fop July 20, 2016 1:18 PM  

Operation "Banana In The Tailpipe" was a success?

Blogger MATT July 20, 2016 1:31 PM  

I realized last week that every email went to my spam folder.

Blogger residentMoron July 20, 2016 1:40 PM  

Overkill is a dish best served flaming hot.

In my humble opinion overkill is the sine qua non of the patient person who finally got pissed off enough to get up out of their chair and is determined not to have to do it again.

Ever.

Blogger ScottD July 20, 2016 2:17 PM  

Is there a training program / multi-step process to become a VFM for those of us who just found this world last year?

Blogger residentMoron July 20, 2016 2:25 PM  

Thank you, Sir; may I have another?

Anonymous Cassie July 20, 2016 2:37 PM  

Ooooooh. I'm a little jealous, but hanging up my VFM badge on account of my transferring to Nate's "breeding the next generation of ELOE overlords" division was definitely the right call. My adorable two-week-old dictator decided she wanted Mommy to feed her every 50 minutes last night. X_X Many thanks to the Ilk who prayed for a safe delivery for us!

Blogger frenchy July 20, 2016 3:01 PM  

@JN,

Check your browser. It happens.

@29 - Giraffe,

Go Montana!!

Blogger James Dixon July 20, 2016 3:12 PM  

> Is there a training program / multi-step process to become a VFM for those of us who just found this world last year?

Email our gracious host and ask. He'll send directions. The contact link is at the top left of the page.

Anonymous Quartermaster July 20, 2016 3:15 PM  

@34
Don’t feel rained on. Mine disappear too.

@49
Congratulations for a healthy delivery. When my wife and I were in our child bearing years I was often asked which sex I wanted. I always answered, “Either one so long as he/she is healthy.” Health is a blessing beyond words.

Blogger Dave July 20, 2016 3:18 PM  

I'm slightly disappointed to see the Evil Lord of Evil use a public blog to communicate with his VFM. I prefer to think the Dark Lord would painfully embed some type of digital wireless communication device into the thick hairy hide of each VFM.

Blogger James Dixon July 20, 2016 3:22 PM  

> I'm slightly disappointed to see the Evil Lord of Evil use a public blog to communicate with his VFM.

This was his thank you, not the communication. :)

Blogger vfm4258 July 20, 2016 3:50 PM  

> I prefer to think the Dark Lord would painfully embed some type of digital wireless communication device into the thick hairy hide of each VFM.

Actually, this post was a quick crack of the whip just at the tip of the ear as a reminder for those of us too slow to respond in a more timely manner. Thankfully, we crave the dread lord's attention, even when he is slightly less than amused. Time zones do not concern the Supreme Dark Lord, he wants that obedience.

Blogger Snidely Whiplash July 20, 2016 4:48 PM  

ScottD wrote:Is there a training program / multi-step process to become a VFM for those of us who just found this world last year?

Stare into a mirror, repeating the Dread Name three times.

Whatever appears in the mirror, look it dead in the eye and repeat the Mantra Of Indifference three times.

Whatever happens, whatever you see, DO NOT LOOK AWAY. Stare it down.

When it averts its gaze, you have become a VFM.

You are allowed to say "Fuck you, you fat useless cuck", "but first you will blow me" or other similar insults at this time, but it is not required.

Only after having faced the Dread Challenge of Trigglypuff, you may, at your option, email the Dark Lord for membership information and cool prizes.

Blogger Thucydides July 20, 2016 4:54 PM  

"Yet across the gulf of space, minds that are to SJWs as ours are to those of the beasts that perish, intellects vast and cool and unsympathetic, regarded this earth, and slowly and surely drew their plans against SJWs."

When Vox unleashes the Heat Ray, we all need to be ready....

Anonymous Bukulu July 20, 2016 5:46 PM  

Nobody can do justice to a dress like he can.

Anonymous Chico and the Man July 21, 2016 1:38 AM  

Scalzi told 'em "I'll give you a blowjob." That's what space warriors say when they owe each other a favor, or so I'm told.

Blogger Revelation Means Hope July 21, 2016 1:52 AM  

What is especially amusing about this is that the SJWs can never be sure whether this was real or just a head fake.

We, even those of us who don't have time to be VFM, know that it isn't fake and it is another nail in their coffin.

Blogger The Overgrown Hobbit July 22, 2016 2:54 AM  

The chair is against the wall.

The chair is against the wall.

John has a long mustache.

John has a long mustache."


Um... GO WEST

No, wait! LIGHT TORCH

[You have been eaten by a grue]


@Blue Pony : You win the comments.

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