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Thursday, July 07, 2016

The first black woman on the Court

In other news:
Investigation Into Clinton’s Email Is Over, Lynch Says

By MICHAEL D. SHEAR 7:43 PM ET
In a statement, Attorney General Loretta Lynch accepted the F.B.I.’s recommendation against charges for Mrs. Clinton’s use of a private email server while secretary of state.

In other Justice Department news, Attorney General Lynch announced that Bill Clinton has asked her to stay on as Attorney General, while also being the next nominee for the Supreme Court, and that she signed a ten year contract with the Clinton Foundation with unspecified duties and an unlimited expense account. Her favorite niece will become ambassador to Monaco, her favorite nephew an astronaut, and Ms. Lynch will serve with Mrs. and Mr. Clinton on a new Semi-Unofficial Committee of Three that will oversee the FBI, NSA, and Navy Seals and choose targets of drone strikes (each member gets “one free one per year, no questions asked”). Also, the highest priority legislation of the New Clinton Administration will be “Shoulders & Up Only” hate crime legislation making it illegal to tweet a full body photo of a clothed female federal official.
Actually, I think we all know who would win if the media would give the lower body of Ms Clinton McCankles a miss. And that would be America.

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102 Comments:

Anonymous Icicle July 07, 2016 11:32 AM  

If the emails fit, you must acquit.

Anonymous mature craig July 07, 2016 11:42 AM  

Astronaut? So the elected officials even get to the front of the queue( as they in England ) in outer space

Blogger Stilicho July 07, 2016 11:43 AM  

She Who Must Not Be Un-photoshopped

Anonymous Icicle July 07, 2016 11:48 AM  

Petraeus used the other folder, it's time to call Holder.

Anonymous mature craig July 07, 2016 11:48 AM  

The elected officials are in space.... theyre zooming along protecting the human race

Anonymous Toastrider July 07, 2016 11:49 AM  

Bought and paid for. It's the Washington way.

Blogger Feather Blade July 07, 2016 11:55 AM  

Also, the highest priority legislation of the New Clinton Administration will be “Shoulders & Up Only” hate crime legislation making it illegal to tweet a full body photo of a clothed female federal official.

That... That has to be satire, right? He's mocking the feminists, right?

Blogger exfarmkid July 07, 2016 11:57 AM  

Mr. Sailer isn't cynical enough. And Vox, I don't know how to thank you for the visual of that last sentence. My digestive track thanks you.....

Anonymous Severed Cuck July 07, 2016 11:57 AM  

How the fuck does Trump still trail Clinton? How the fuck does Trump still look like a total loser in the Electoral College?

Anonymous Icicle July 07, 2016 11:57 AM  

Off to the Supreme Court, with the merry cohort.

Blogger Human Animal July 07, 2016 11:59 AM  

Been saying it for a long time: Obama Four More Years is more than viable, in the eyes of the voters anyway.

Anonymous Poe Slaw Magic 8 Ball July 07, 2016 12:00 PM  


That... That has to be satire, right? He's mocking the feminists, right?


Reply Hazy, Ask Again Later

Blogger Lazarus July 07, 2016 12:01 PM  

Severed Cuck wrote:How the fuck does Trump still trail Clinton? How the fuck does Trump still look like a total loser in the Electoral College?

Forget it, Severed Cuck, its Chinatown.

Anonymous Izzy Gee July 07, 2016 12:03 PM  

How does it feel? Knowing that the time of white supremacy is over and that you guys will no longer be able to live the easy life?

How does it feel? Knowing your daughters will give birth to Children of Color?

Anonymous basementhomebrewer July 07, 2016 12:04 PM  

Severed Cuck wrote:How the fuck does Trump still trail Clinton? How the fuck does Trump still look like a total loser in the Electoral College?

Trump is not making much hay out of this current situation. He has made a few comments but has not hammered on this point yet. I am not sure why, other than maybe he is still trying to figure out the best angle of attack on the issue or is trying to time his attacks to be later in the election cycle.

Blogger Human Animal July 07, 2016 12:04 PM  

How the fuck does Trump still trail Clinton? How the fuck does Trump still look like a total loser in the Electoral College?

What percentage of people under 30 know who Monica Lewinsky was?
What percentage of those believe it was just a ploy the Republicans cooked up?
Now, what percentage of them know about Kosovo or Yugoslavia?

Memory fails. And so, Evil returns, like bell bottoms.

Anonymous Severed Cuck July 07, 2016 12:11 PM  

"
What percentage of people under 30 know who Monica Lewinsky was?
What percentage of those believe it was just a ploy the Republicans cooked up?
Now, what percentage of them know about Kosovo or Yugoslavia?"

To confirm that Trump is a shitty candidate who can't figure out what he needs to do to win, all we'd need to see is him try to pull out Lewinsky and Kosovo and try to pin it on Hillary. Lewinsky makes her more sympathetic. Kosovo had nothing to do with her.

Why trump can't figure out how to beat Clinton isn't a mystery anymore. He's a shitty candidate. He doesn't have the gut or ability to demonstrate competence and he's in love with trying to find the next zinger.

It's fucking Pathetic!! Any one of the other republican candidates would know how to handle this.

Right now, Clinton has a commanding lead in the Electoral College. Trump has been such a disastrous candidate he now literally needs to run the table in swing states. Yeah...like that's gonna happen.

Anonymous mature craig July 07, 2016 12:15 PM  

I would never want to make hay out of anything. I would like to make breaded chicken cutlets out of a situation but not hay

Anonymous Raptor disrespect from behind July 07, 2016 12:16 PM  

If you have been listening to todays Congressional testimony, its hilarious. Starting at around 1:28 is comedy gold.

http://www.c-span.org/video/?412315-1/fbi-director-james-comey-testifies-hillary-clinton-email-probe&live

Comey:
>> THAT ONE I ACTUALLY HAVE A LITTLE INSIGHT INTO HER STATEMENT BECAUSE WE ASKED HER ABOUT THAT. THERE WERE THREE DOCUMENTS THAT BORE PORTION MARKINGS WHERE YOU'RE OBLIGATED WHEN SOMETHING IS CLASSIFIED TO PUT A MARKING ON THE PARAGRAPH. >> RIGHT. Show Less Text
01:28:22

Comey
>> RIGHT. >> THERE WERE THREE THAT BORE "C" WHICH MEANS THAT'S CONFIDENTIAL CLASSIFIED INFORMATION.

01:28:28
Unidentified Speaker
>> A REASONABLE PERSON WHO HAS BEEN A SENATOR, A SECRETARY OF STATE, A FIRST LADY, WOULDN'T A REASONABLE PERSON KNOW THAT THAT WAS A CLASSIFIED MARKING? AS A SECRETARY OF STATE. A REASONABLE PERSON. THAT'S ALL I'M ASKING.
01:28:42
Comey:
>> BEFORE THIS INVESTIGATION, I PROBABLY WOULD HAVE SAID YES. I'M NOT SO SURE. I DON'T FIND IT INCREDIBLE --

01:28:48
Unidentified Speaker
>> DIRECTOR COMEY, COME ON. I MEAN, I HAVE ONLY BEEN HERE A FEW YEARS AND I UNDERSTAND THE IMPORTANCE OF THOSE MARKINGS. SO YOU'RE SUGGESTING THAT A LONG LENGTH OF TIME THAT SHE HAD NO IDEA WHAT A CLASSIFIED MARKING WOULD BE? THAT'S YOUR SWORN TESTIMONY TODAY? Show Less Text
01:29:05
Comey:
>> NOT THAT SHE WOULD HAVE NO IDEA WHAT A CLASSIFIED MARKING WOULD BE. AN INTERESTING QUESTION AS TO -- A QUESTION ABOUT SOPHISTICATION CAME UP EARLIER, WHETHER SHE WAS SOPHISTICATED ENOUGH TO UNDERSTAND WHAT A "C" MEANS. Show Less Text
01:29:18
Unidentified Speaker
>> YOU'RE SAYING THE FORMER SECRETARY OF STATE IS NOT SOPHISTICATED ENOUGH TO UNDERSTAND A CLASSIFIED MARKING?

01:29:25
Comey:
>> THAT'S NOT WHAT I SAID.

01:29:26
Unidentified Speaker
>> THAT'S A HUGE STATEMENT.

01:29:28
Comey
>> THAT'S NOT WHAT I SAID. YOU ASKED ME DID I ASSUME SOMEONE WOULD KNOW. PROBABLY BEFORE THE INVESTIGATION, I WOULD HAVE. I'M NOT SO SURE OF THAT ANSWER ANY LONGER. I THINK IT'S POSSIBLE, POSSIBLE, SHE DIDN'T UNDERSTAND WHAT A "C" MEANT WHEN SHE SAW IT IN THE BODY OF THE E-MAIL LIKE THAT. Show Less Text
01:29:43
Unidentified Speaker
>> AFTER YEARS IN THE SENATE AND SECRETARY OF STATE. I MEAN, THAT'S HARD FOR ME AND THE AMERICAN PEOPLE TO BELIEVE, DIRECTOR COMEY. AND I'M NOT QUESTIONING YOUR ANALYSIS OF IT, BUT WOULDN'T A REASONABLE PERSON THINK THAT SOMEONE WHO HAS THE HIGHEST JOB OF HANDLING CLASSIFIED INFORMATION WOULD UNDERSTAND THAT? Show Less Text
01:30:04
Comey
>> I THINK THAT'S THE CONCLUSION A REASONABLE PERSON WOULD DRAW. IT MAY NOT BE ACCURATE.

So Sec. Clinton is not sophisticated enough to recognize a "c". Thats presidential material folks!

Blogger 4499 July 07, 2016 12:18 PM  

You don't fire all of your rounds this early in the war. Why would you give the demon spawn you are running against that much time to recover from your attacks? Timing is everything.

Anonymous Jack Amok July 07, 2016 12:18 PM  

“Shoulders & Up Only”

Not really gonna help in Clinton's case.

As to the whole "white guys aren't going to have it easy any more" schtick. Maybe that's true, but before you get to happy about it, you might want to look at what white people are like when they feel like they have to fight for what they want.

Hell, just ask an Indian.

Anonymous andon July 07, 2016 12:21 PM  

Izzy Gee July 07, 2016 12:03 PM
How does it feel? Knowing that the time of white supremacy is over and that you guys will no longer be able to live the easy life?


yes I'd like to get 230 extra points for my skin color on college applications and receive other afro-firmative action preferences in hiring. it must be tough

How does it feel? Knowing your daughters will give birth to Children of Color?

how does it feel, knowing you hate yourself so much that you'd rather have a white woman than a woman of your own race?

Blogger pyrrhus July 07, 2016 12:22 PM  

You folks who are obsessing over polls should really get a grip...First, telephone polls in the era of the cell phone, and a public that regards answering poll questions as a bad idea, are a joke. It's impossible to get any kind of decent sample. Second, Reagan and Bush41 were far behind in the polls at this point in their campaigns....

Anonymous Severed Cuck July 07, 2016 12:22 PM  

"You don't fire all of your rounds this early in the war. Why would you give the demon spawn you are running against that much time to recover from your attacks? Timing is everything."

You would be a very complimentary advisor to Trump. Everyone in America is looking at this issue right now. Opinions will formed right now. And Trump decides its time to "hold his fire"??

Good Grief!!!

He's incompetent!

Blogger Ben Cohen July 07, 2016 12:23 PM  

Hill dindu nuffin!!!

Blogger GracieLou July 07, 2016 12:24 PM  

Hey, "C" is for cookie. That good enuff for me.

Blogger Noah B July 07, 2016 12:32 PM  

Fried chicken and rims should be free.

Anonymous coyote July 07, 2016 12:33 PM  

"severed cuck". JEEZUS. says it all. fucking losers are UNBELEEVABLE.

Blogger Elocutioner July 07, 2016 12:36 PM  

Izzy Gee wrote:How does it feel? Knowing that the time of white supremacy is over and that you guys will no longer be able to live the easy life?

How does it feel? Knowing your daughters will give birth to Children of Color?


Right. "The pendulum never swings", says the moron. The Saxon has only just begun to hate. Ask again in a few years. If you're still around.

The moslem invasion of Europe didn't happen overnight. Nor did Reconquista. But they also didn't have our modern technology for instantaneous communications or long range killing. Plus, the invaders lively solely by the grace of the invaded. Once the producers say cut off the free living we'll see who's the last to be standing - the posterity of the people who created the world's wealthiest nation from wilderness, or the muds who came to enjoy that wealth. Smart money is on the former. High time preference EBT money is on the latter.

Blogger Human Animal July 07, 2016 12:39 PM  

To confirm that Trump is a shitty candidate who can't figure out what he needs to do to win,

Whew lads, that counter-signaling!

Anonymous A Paradigm Is More Than Twenty Cents July 07, 2016 12:41 PM  

Comey gives new meaning to the term “sock puppet”.

Anonymous Barbequetta Chickendra Jone July 07, 2016 12:54 PM  

Gurl done good getting our next president out of trouble.

Anonymous BGKB July 07, 2016 12:57 PM  

Darn it I thought this was serious until the shoulders & up photo thing.

her favorite nephew an astronaut,

The number of non Asian minorities working there is why NASA can't make it to the space station. Not sure if the Russians will want to take a token black waste of space and air.

Blogger Shimshon July 07, 2016 1:01 PM  

Any trash talk against Trump because polls should be spammed.

Anonymous FriarBob July 07, 2016 1:11 PM  

I thought C was for chocolate, a woman's best friend...

Anonymous mature craig July 07, 2016 1:26 PM  

No offense to Vox whom I like and admire very much but i cant in good conscience hang out with somevof the racists here Repent of it

Anonymous Severed Cuck July 07, 2016 1:27 PM  

"Any trash talk against Trump because polls should be spammed."

You've got a dem candidate that is so flawed they might just as easily be jailed. They simply aren't liked by most Americans. This election is the best chance to easily win the white house for the Right since 1984. And Trump is behind in nearly every poll and looks to be losing terribly at the electoral college level.

Given this, why the hell should it not be discussed? It's the most pertinent question there is for those who want to change how this country is moving.

Blogger Giraffe July 07, 2016 1:33 PM  

Actually, I think we all know who would win if the media would give the lower body of Ms Clinton McCankles a miss. And that would be America.

I don't see how you can call that a win. Most of the ugly is from the neck up.

Blogger Elocutioner July 07, 2016 1:39 PM  

Severed Cuck wrote:And Trump is behind in nearly every poll and looks to be losing terribly at the electoral college level.

Given this, why the hell should it not be discussed?


Fine. The polls are complete bullshit. As they always are. And as they will be continue to be right up until the pollsters "magically" get closer to the actual numbers as the final polls are the only ones they're judged by. Until the final day or two before the election: ignore the rigged polls. (See: Reagan.)

If it's not the questions being asked, if it's not who is being asked, it's how much they skew the weighting then cherry pick the results. Conservative Treehouse is a good start on which ones are remotely believable.

Rep primary numbers were up 70%, Dems down 20%. About equal favorables/unfavorables. No enthusiasm on the Dem side. Plenty of pissed off Bernouts who will stay home or crossover. A small minority of irrelevants est. cucks holding their breath. And millions of new people voting for the first time just for Trump. And you are treating as serious polls which are always used to drive the media narrative. Wise up.

Anonymous Broken Arrow July 07, 2016 1:42 PM  

Cucks are like Gammas; never wrong.

Trump will never get the nomination!
Trump will never be able to fundraise!

With each failed prediction they just pretend their last never happened and move on to the next reason Trump will never do anything.

The #NeverTrump crowd is entirely predictable as well as they have moved their sights from Trump to Hillary. It's a step for most of them to eventually come around to Trump if he wins, and then pretend like the past never happened.

Finally, the #NeverTrump crowd and cucks I've seen are ruled by their emotions. They didn't even have enough sense not to have an tantrum on social media when Trump won so when they come back around they don't look like idiots. Some swore off the GOP entirely, and some are already back to "save" it.

Remember, these guys have been running the GOP, and are now confused as to why the rank and file do not respect them any longer don't care that they left.

Blogger Shimshon July 07, 2016 1:42 PM  

The polls are total BS, and Severed Cuck seems fixated on a subset too.

"The latest Rasmussen Reports national telephone and online survey of Likely U.S. Voters finds Donald Trump with 42% of the vote, while Hillary Clinton earns 40%." This is from TODAY.

Have you changed your mind Cuck? The polls say you should.

Anonymous andon July 07, 2016 1:46 PM  

mature craig July 07, 2016 1:26 PM
No offense to Vox whom I like and admire very much but i cant in good conscience hang out with somevof the racists here Repent of it


hmm, ill see if I can get by without you

Anonymous Severed Cuck July 07, 2016 1:51 PM  

"Have you changed your mind Cuck? The polls say you should."

Why should I? The polls are not BS. If you want you can go look at who is being polled, how they are being polled, where they are being polled and when they are being polled. The fact that ONE poll of dozens has Trump in the margin of error (without ever including 3rd party candidates) just goes to show that once again, the Right has nominated a numskull!

The primary evidence we have the Trump is a political numskull is how he's handling the Hillary situation. He should be right now talking non stop about this issue. But no. He talks about golf courses.

Unbelievable!!

Anonymous Broken Arrow July 07, 2016 1:56 PM  

Severed Cuck,

If Trump is such a bad candidate, what did it say about the pack of losers he beat?

Anonymous WinstonWebb July 07, 2016 1:57 PM  

The primary evidence we have the Trump is a political numskull is how he's handling the Hillary situation. He should be right now talking non stop about this issue. But no. He talks about golf courses.

Unbelievable!!


Why do you care? You're voting for Hillary.

Blogger Human Animal July 07, 2016 1:58 PM  

Fine. The polls are complete bullshit.
Cuck gave a justification for bitching about Trump, but he's just bitching.

You would be a very complimentary advisor to Trump. Everyone in America is looking at this issue right now. Opinions will formed right now. And Trump decides its time to "hold his fire"??

Good Grief!!!

He's incompetent!


(Sarcastic dismissal.) (This Is Important!) (Now Or Never!) (Shit Flinging!)

(Exasperation!)

(Question Manhood/Competence!)


Pretend a woman is saying it. It's cliche, but familiar enough to recognize and choose an appropriate response.

I'm driving. Shut Up or Get Out Of The Car.

If you can fling shit back, fine. If you can't, shrug and let others do the job.

Anonymous SumDood July 07, 2016 1:58 PM  

Off-topic (accept my apologies):

http://nypost.com/2016/07/07/women-are-using-tinder-to-con-men-into-doing-chores/

Blogger Cicatrizatic July 07, 2016 1:59 PM  

Many of the polls are deliberately using false methodology. In the latest Reuters poll (Clinton +10), 50% of the people sampled were Democrats. Only 13% were Independents. For reference, in the 2012 Presidential election, 38% of voters were Democrats, 30% Independent. Their polling and sampling have little to do with reality.

Blogger Were-Puppy July 07, 2016 2:01 PM  

He's just the latest example of "Trump is Finished"

Blogger Elocutioner July 07, 2016 2:03 PM  

Shimshon wrote:"The latest Rasmussen Reports national telephone and online survey of Likely U.S. Voters finds Donald Trump with 42% of the vote, while Hillary Clinton earns 40%." This is from TODAY.



This is a completely ridiculous poll. First, they're allowing Trump to be ahead by a bit until his next major "gaffe," wherein his support will fall. Count on it. (History repeats.)

Second, the biggest affiliation in the country is Ind. (~40% last I checked), where Trump leads by 20 points (but 1/3 unknown or other). You're supposed to believe that with an 8% total advantage from that 40% he's actually DOWN 6% in the other 60%, where the Rep vote will be larger than the Dem vote. (Back of the hand shows they're heavily outweighing Dem over Rep - equal weight has Hillary up by 4% in that subsample, not 6%.)

They're trying to persuade that 1/3 undecided (13% of likely electorate) to show Hillary is the winner so the followers will break for her. Then Presto! The polls were right all along!

Reality is, that most of that 13% will vote for Trump over Hillary, Dem enthusiasm will be down, and far more than 73% of Reps will vote for Trump (16% undecided). Not sure how much higher Hillary can get than her current 79% with Dems (8% undecided).

But, yeah, Trump is only up by 2%. Despair!!

http://www.rasmussenreports.com/public_content/politics/elections/election_2016/white_house_watch?utm_source=newsletter&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=DailyNewsletter

Blogger Human Animal July 07, 2016 2:05 PM  

Why should I? The polls are not BS. If you want you can go look at who is being polled, how they are being polled, where they are being polled and when they are being polled. The fact that ONE poll of dozens has Trump in the margin of error (without ever including 3rd party candidates) just goes to show that once again, the Right has nominated a numskull!

The primary evidence we have the Trump is a political numskull is how he's handling the Hillary situation. He should be right now talking non stop about this issue. But no. He talks about golf courses.

Unbelievable!!


(Sarcastic dismissal.) (I'm right.) (Noise, shit flinging.)

(Shit flinging, mention topic.) (He's doing it wrong!) (Now or Never!) (Belittling remark.)

(Exasperation.)


More than a pattern, but not quite a formula.

Blogger Elocutioner July 07, 2016 2:15 PM  

Final note. Current affiliations: 28% Rep, 39% Ind, 31 Dem.

http://www.gallup.com/poll/15370/Party-Affiliation.aspx

That doesn't account for likely. (Are you a "likely" voter if you're a disillusioned Bernout who voted the last 10 elections? How about a Reagan Democrat who hasn't voted since '84?)

Blogger Chris Mallory July 07, 2016 2:21 PM  

Most of the polls also question "registered" voters, not "likely" voters. "Registered" voters will give a Clinton bias to the poll.

Remember, the Gallup poll in Oct. 1980 showed Carter winning over Reagan.

Blogger Ingot9455 July 07, 2016 2:24 PM  

While I'm with all of you about how the polls are crap, Repub excitement is high, everyone hates Hillary, and so forth, let me quote these words from Harvey Keitel as Winston Wolf:

"Let's not start sucking each other's cocks just yet."

1. Most People Are Idiots. All Democrats still have guaranteed voters.
2. Voter fraud. A lot of it.
3. Yellow Dog Democrats - will vote for anything with a D because that's how they've been taught. They don't even qualify for Idiot because they aren't even thinking.
4. Continuous calls of racist-racist-racist. Sure, they're funny to us, but to people with no brains and just emotion, it works.

Trump doesn't just have to win. He has to win past the margin of fraud, dragging the media and Establishment behind him like a football runner trying to get the ball that last inch to put over the line. He needs to do everything everywhere anything can be done.

Nothing's ever easy in Easy Company.

Blogger Cataline Sergius July 07, 2016 2:24 PM  

Credit where it's due.

Lynch is a politician who keeps her word. She said she would ACCEPT the FBI's findings a few days ago.

The same thing you thought it would mean yesterday but it does now come with a Slick Willy twist.

"Accept the findings of the FBI" is up there with, "I did not have sex with that woman. She gave me a blow job. That is totally different."

If Lynch had anything that approached integrity (*Ha Ha Ha gasp...wheez Ha Ha Ha*) she would recuse herself for even having met with the husband of the woman who is being investigated by her department.

Instead she makes this "spin city" announcement after the meeting.

Of course after she "accepts" the findings she will then announce that there will be no indictment per the findings.

It will send the FBI into a psychotic rage but frankly who cares? Obama's people are all going to be either out of a job or getting promoted in a few months.


At the time I thought it was just a bit of Clintonian doublespeak. I didn't realize the fix was in and she didn't have to worry about "accepting" anything dreadful.

Blogger Snidely Whiplash July 07, 2016 2:43 PM  

Severed Cuck wrote:It's fucking Pathetic!! Any one of the other republican candidates would know how to handle this.


You mean any of the other candidates, the ones that couldn't handle Trump, would be doing better? Like McCain suspending his campaign to sell out the US people, in order to keep the bankers incomes from dropping? Or Romney, who steadfastly refused to attack Hillary because it would be ungentlemanly? Those candidates?

Admit it, you're still angry because Boytoy Rubio failed so utterly, and it's Trump's fault. That must just gall you, that the gayest candidate in the race turned oin such a pathetic performance.

Anonymous Ain July 07, 2016 2:57 PM  

@7 "How the fuck does Trump still trail Clinton? How the fuck does Trump still look like a total loser in the Electoral College?"

It's always like the in the beginning. (I believe Vox made a most on it a few weeks ago.) They basically very heavily skew the results at the start, all but making it up, and slowly and sullenly work their way towards actual accuracy the closer it gets to election.

Anonymous Gen. Kong July 07, 2016 3:01 PM  

Severed Cuck:
How the fuck does Trump still trail Clinton? How the fuck does Trump still look like a total loser in the Electoral College?

Because Lügenpresse say so, Chemo-sabay.

Blogger SirHamster July 07, 2016 3:19 PM  

Also, the highest priority legislation of the New Clinton Administration will be “Shoulders & Up Only” hate crime legislation making it illegal to tweet a full body photo of a clothed female federal official.

Actually, I think we all know who would win if the media would give the lower body of Ms Clinton McCankles a miss. And that would be America.



The fact that it would still be legal to tweet a full body photo of an unclothed female federal official is completely terrifying.

Anonymous krymneth July 07, 2016 3:30 PM  

Trump is trying to make sure Hillary makes it through to being the candidate. Hillary is having such a hard time of it, she may yet not make it. I think she's still on a trajectory to the nomination right now, but it's taking everything to get that far.

She did not win a plain majority of delegates. If the party moves against her now, she could still be toppled.

Anonymous Ominous Cowherd July 07, 2016 3:38 PM  

``Trump is trying to make sure Hillary makes it through to being the candidate.''

If he isn't, he surely should be! No possible opponent could be easier to beat than Hillary. Even Bernie would be a stronger opponent than Crooked Hillary. Once she's nominated, once it's too late to get some other (D) on the ballots, then it's time to hammer on HellarY - not now.

Blogger Feather Blade July 07, 2016 3:39 PM  

@43: L.O.L.

The only men who would be "conned" by an offer of "Come over and install my air conditioning" are those that watch too much porn.

Blogger Snidely Whiplash July 07, 2016 3:46 PM  

krymneth wrote:Trump is trying to make sure Hillary makes it through to being the candidate. Hillary is having such a hard time of it, she may yet not make it. I think she's still on a trajectory to the nomination right now, but it's taking everything to get that far.



Behold, men and women, the Eighth Wonder! The Sole Survivor! The most stubborn Holdout! More dedicated than Japanese soldiers living in the bush in Nugini! More resistant to reality than Aaron the Gamma Wonder! I present to you:

The Last Guy Who Thinks Trump Is In It To Throw The Election to Hillary!!!!

Anonymous Anonymous July 07, 2016 3:57 PM  

Here is the trailer for the blockbuster movie “Hillary’s America”, to be in theaters later this month! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7e6gLht6OQ&feature=youtu.be

Anonymous bGKB July 07, 2016 4:33 PM  

No offense to Vox whom I like and admire very much but i cant in good conscience hang out with somevof the racists here Repent of it

Q.Why do moslems stone gays to death (with stones) and mutilate little girls genitals?

A. One day Moo Ham Mads oldest wife hit puberty and he realized the gays were right about his willy being smaller than what is now cut off little girls.

only men who would be "conned" by an offer of "Come over and install my air conditioning" are those that watch too much porn.

For a 47yo NYC woman no less, do you have any idea how much mileage she would have?

Here is the trailer for the blockbuster movie “Hillary’s America”, to

We already have a preview. http://www.gaypatriot.net/2016/07/06/the-social-left-comes-for-the-churches/
"My friends and colleagues at the Alliance Defending Freedom announced today that they were filing suit against the Iowa Civil Rights Commission to block enforcement of gender identity guidelines that purport to regulate “a church service open to the public.” News flash — virtually every church service is open to the public."

Blogger Avalanche July 07, 2016 4:34 PM  

$16 "A QUESTION ABOUT SOPHISTICATION CAME UP EARLIER, WHETHER SHE WAS SOPHISTICATED ENOUGH TO UNDERSTAND WHAT A "C" MEANS."

Depends on what the meaning 'is" is. {frown} (HowintheHELL can Americans be so damned stupid?!?!)

Blogger Avalanche July 07, 2016 4:34 PM  

Sorry @16

Blogger Avalanche July 07, 2016 4:36 PM  

@20 Remember too, that they do NOT poll folks like me, who have not voted for 20 years! There is, as I see it, a "yuge" group of folks who had long since given up, and not bothered to vote -- who are actually looking up and gaining a bit of hope -- and a registration to vote...

But pollsters do not ask them, do not count them, and cannot (apparently) imagine they (we) exist! TRUMP 2016!!

Anonymous Severed Cuck July 07, 2016 4:59 PM  

"But pollsters do not ask them, do not count them, and cannot (apparently) imagine they (we) exist! TRUMP 2016!!"

They poll "likely" and "unlikely" voters all the time. You are the latter.

I get the desire to elect Trump and punish libs. But this doesn't mean we shouldn't be realistic. The other day Trump promised he'd win Illinois. If I see him step foot once in IL campaigning I'll know he's conning us all. He couldn't win IL any more than he could win DC.

So far it's a complete sell out. He isn't even pretending to try.

Anonymous krymneth July 07, 2016 4:59 PM  

@the aptly-monickered Snidely: No, I think Trump just wants to run against her, because he thinks he'll win the easiest. Hillary is increasingly becoming so delicate that even completely withholding his blows may not be enough to keep her in. She's spending everything she has on the nomination alone. I have to think a lot of Democratic leadership are privately thinking thoughts that Hillary would prefer they not think.

Blogger Elocutioner July 07, 2016 5:00 PM  

Avalanche wrote:Remember too, that they do NOT poll folks like me, who have not voted for 20 years! There is, as I see it, a "yuge" group of folks who had long since given up, and not bothered to vote -- who are actually looking up and gaining a bit of hope -- and a registration to vote...

Some people noticed. Back in February CTH predicted what they're calling "The Monster Vote" by extrapolating voting trends vs previous years. They were surprisingly accurate for primary vote totals and are predicting 73,200,000 Republican votes this fall. That far outpaces what Obama got. I don't think Hillary will get what Obama got.

(But, as Ingot alluded to, that only happens if we keep fighting to the end. Don't leave it close enough to steal.)

https://theconservativetreehouse.com/2016/06/09/oh-my-new-york-times-quietly-discusses-data-evidence-of-the-monster-vote/

Blogger Elocutioner July 07, 2016 5:02 PM  

Severed Cuck wrote:So far it's a complete sell out. He isn't even pretending to try.

Don't you have a nice donor cruise to attend or something?

Blogger Snidely Whiplash July 07, 2016 5:12 PM  

krymneth wrote:No, I think Trump just wants to run against her, because he thinks he'll win the easiest.

Sorry, I misunderstood you.
Yes, you are right. I doubt that Hillary could win against even Rubio at this point. Jeb! would have been her only hope. Until the Dem convention is over, there's a better than negligible chance they'll throw Biden in. It would piss off the feminists, but they'll still vote Democrat. What are they gonna do, vote for Gary Johnson?

Of course, there's always the "Sudden Health Crisis" dodge to replace the candidate, but that gets riskier and riskier the closer to the election you get. Not that anyone would be surprised by Hillary stroking out on stage and completing her speech in dog barks and insane cackling.
Right now, Trump is campaigning in the "shadow primary", lining up the movers and shakers in the GOP, getting the money flowing, making sure he's got as much of the party regulars behind him as he can manage. Contrary to the hopes of Ace and other bitter-enders, there's not going to be a #NeverTrump coup at the convention. Anyone who tries it is destroying himself as far as having a future in the party is concerned. Trump is not the sort that would hesitate to destroy people who pulled a stunt like that. If you strike at the king, you'd better not miss.

Blogger Snidely Whiplash July 07, 2016 5:14 PM  

krymneth wrote:@the aptly-monickered Snidely
My daughter goes by "Sarcastica, Bitch Queen of Snark"

Blogger Cail Corishev July 07, 2016 5:22 PM  

The Last Guy Who Thinks Trump Is In It To Throw The Election to Hillary!!!!

I saw two say it on Twitter just today -- both normally sensible guys, but Trump Derangement Syndrome is a powerful force.

Anonymous mature craig July 07, 2016 5:55 PM  

And one last thing i wanted to apologize to the lawyer there are a lot of really smart good people who are lawyers they take a lot of abuse. Most of them are really smart and you get thw feeling they hit the books very hard in college. Doctors may have a slight edge on them in intelligence but its close in my view. I heard someone say that tberw is a mer tban average suicide rate for that peofession which is sad if true. We should all try to show more love to lawyers



Anonymous Gen. Kong July 07, 2016 6:35 PM  

Snidely Whiplash:
… Not that anyone would be surprised by Hillary stroking out on stage and completing her speech in dog barks and insane cackling.

We could think of it as a kind of 'Doggie Schlittenfahrt of the Valkyries'

Blogger Arthur Isaac July 07, 2016 6:50 PM  

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Anonymous krymneth July 07, 2016 7:25 PM  

@Snidely: We have one of those "Sarcasm: Just Another Service We Provide For Free" signs in our kitchen. And we don't have many such signs.

I'm not sure you can base a healthy marriage on sarcasm, but it certainly can be a spice! (It's not usually aimed at each other, which probably counts for a lot.)

Anonymous krymneth July 07, 2016 7:38 PM  

Incidentally, as I was sitting here thinking, here's one of the shots I think Trump has probably long since thought of and is holding back because it'll be too powerful, in the "persuasion" sense that Scott Adams has been talking about: What does it say about you as a voter that you'd vote for Hillary Clinton? How dirty does someone have to be before they're too dirty for you, exactly? When you vote, that's your personal endorsement of Hillary Clinton as being worthy of the highest job in the country, maybe the world. What does that say about you? Is that really who you are? Someone who just doesn't care how dirty they are, as long as they're on your team?

Trump could probably tighten that up a lot; I'm just spitballin' here and not an expert in the field. There's probably some way to tie that into the liberal/progressive identity, too. That probably doesn't fit in one word but a snappy three word summary could probably really get traction.

That would be an identity play, the highest level. And it would probably be a knockout blow. Perhaps the "crooked" tag is just the first jab in a planned two-punch combo play. And I don't think Trump wants to land the second part of that combo right now, despite the tempting, tempting ripeness of the target.

Blogger dienw July 07, 2016 7:52 PM  

@ 7. Severed Cuck

How the fuck does Trump still trail Clinton? How the fuck does Trump still look like a total loser in the Electoral College?

You are not old enough to vote: you must to have been born this morning to be so naive as to think the polls describe reality.

Anonymous Cookie Monster Esquire July 07, 2016 7:55 PM  

No, no, no, Huma is woman's best friend.
Hey you know what? A round cookie with one bite out of it look like a C
A round donut with one bite out of it
Also looks like a C
But it is not as good as a cookie
Oh and classified information sometimes looks like a C
But you can't eat that, so ... ]
C is for cookie, that good enough for me, yeah!
C is for cookie, that good enough for me
C is for cookie, that good enough for me
Oh, cookie, cookie, cookie start with C!
Umm-umm-umm-umm-umm


Anonymous Tyrs Disciple July 07, 2016 8:01 PM  

No matter how good of a candidate Trump is or is not, even attempting a #NeverTrump coup would be risky for all involved. No one really cares about small time dupes like Ace of Spades, he doesn't have the connections to do anything. However those who have the power to make a move better be careful. Either way they almost certainly fail, and when they do they better hope that Trump loses in November because if he wins, they'll never have the power to attempt such a stunt in the future.

Blogger Aeoli Pera July 07, 2016 8:30 PM  

If the email's maligned, you will be resigned.

Blogger Human Animal July 07, 2016 9:24 PM  


They poll "likely" and "unlikely" voters all the time. You are the latter.

I get the desire to elect Trump and punish libs. But this doesn't mean we shouldn't be realistic. The other day Trump promised he'd win Illinois. If I see him step foot once in IL campaigning I'll know he's conning us all. He couldn't win IL any more than he could win DC.

So far it's a complete sell out. He isn't even pretending to try.


(Topic mention.) (Noise.)

(Dismissal couched as sympathy.) (Appeal to false pragmatism.) (Noise.) (Shit flinging.) (Shit flinging.)

(Shit flinging.) (Shit flinging.)

Wondering if this shmuck is going to lose his career prospects when Trump strolls into you know where.

Anonymous Alek Hidell July 07, 2016 9:24 PM  

If you strike at the king, you'd better not miss.

One good reason for the crossfire back in '63 on the Trinity River.

Blogger Robert Divinity July 07, 2016 9:49 PM  

I don't have problems with the polls at this stage; my guess is they are deadlocked. Trump is within easy striking distance. The problem is his failure to capitalize on Clinton's shit show. He needs to keep whacking this evil bitch every time her head pops up, and so far that isn't happening.

Blogger praetorian July 07, 2016 10:10 PM  

The problem is his failure to capitalize on Clinton's shit show. He needs to keep whacking this evil bitch every time her head pops up, and so far that isn't happening.

No, he doesn't. The election isn't for months.

He can let this simmer all summer, see if disgruntled FBI employees leak and, if they don't, ask his friend Vlad to do a bit of leaking right around the debates. In the meantime he can use this to unify the 'pubs behind him.

Never interfere with your enemy when she is making a mistake.

Anonymous Noah Nehm July 07, 2016 10:12 PM  

sic transit gloria regis iuris in ictu oculi.

Blogger praetorian July 07, 2016 10:21 PM  

It's fucking Pathetic!! Any one of the other republican candidates would know how to handle this.

Obvious defeatist troll is obvious.

Hope the shekels are worth it, friendo.

Blogger Robert Divinity July 07, 2016 10:25 PM  

Leaks aren't a given, though. The Republicans have been unifying for weeks and this legal atrocity should seal the deal.

Meanwhile, Hillary's foot soldiers have gunned down cops in Dallas. The optics of this will be helpful for Trump.

Anonymous Gen. Kong July 07, 2016 11:01 PM  

Don't you have a nice donor cruise to attend or something?

Folks who slave away in sweatshops paid for by Soros and Zuck don't go on cruises. They might get to go on an extremely fine train ride however.

Anonymous Severed Cuck July 07, 2016 11:40 PM  

"It's fucking Pathetic!! Any one of the other republican candidates would know how to handle this.

Obvious defeatist troll is obvious.

Hope the shekels are worth it, friendo."

God forbid mistakes by our candidate be recognized and discussed. For now I'm voting for Trump, but my vote won't matter because he's not winning California. But he still can take enough swing states if he starts acting like he wants it. All we need now is evidence that he wants it.

Blogger Human Animal July 07, 2016 11:41 PM  

Off topic: Dallas cops shot/shot at by man/men with rifles. Cops were on duty at protests. Currently arresting man in body armor. He may not be involved. Claims have included up to three dead (of up to ten wounded) police officers, shot from "elevated positions."

Neither shooter(s) is believed to be in custody.

Blogger Human Animal July 07, 2016 11:49 PM  

God forbid mistakes by our candidate be recognized and discussed. For now I'm voting for Trump, but my vote won't matter because he's not winning California. But he still can take enough swing states if he starts acting like he wants it. All we need now is evidence that he wants it.

(Sarcastic dismissal.) (I'm with you Goy! But he's a loser.) (Now or never!) (Your Trump is a Lie!)

Wonder when this shill's shift ends.

Blogger Snidely Whiplash July 07, 2016 11:56 PM  

So @Severed Cock,
what is your plan? You're more than happy to come on here and bitch about the candidate, what do you propose we do? Despair? Convention Coup?
Or maybe you're a useless cuck who just wants to whine.
Fuck you, you useless pig.

Blogger Snidely Whiplash July 07, 2016 11:57 PM  

ooooooops, I mean @Severed Cuck......

Anonymous Mr. Rational July 08, 2016 12:43 AM  

It's blowing up as I speak and the Lying Marxist Digital Media is doing damage control in real time.

Links to the CBS account of the Dallas BLM police murders are being auto-censored by Reddit (at least).  Trying to skip the filters using tinyurl does not appear to work either.  They do NOT want this getting out!

Anonymous r July 08, 2016 2:21 AM  

No guys, you don't understand. *This* time it's the beginning of the end for Donald Trump.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CiJYGV8faZw

Blogger Avalanche July 08, 2016 8:32 AM  

@39 "Trump is a political numskull is how he's handling the Hillary situation. He should be right now talking non stop about this issue."

Trump has not yet legally and completely sown up the actual nomination. He is WISELY holding his fire until battle actually starts! He's not wasting ammo before he actually gets INTO the fight with the enemy...

Blogger Avalanche July 08, 2016 8:38 AM  

@64 "They poll "likely" and "unlikely" voters all the time. You are the latter."

They poll likely and unlikely REGISTERED voters! I am neither of your choices. (And even if they DID poll me, I'd lie -- many, many of us disaffected and angry folks LIE to pollsters and the media. It's our JOB!)

Blogger Daniel July 09, 2016 6:39 PM  

Izzy Gee wrote:How does it feel? Knowing that the time of white supremacy is over and that you guys will no longer be able to live the easy life?

How does it feel? Knowing your daughters will give birth to Children of Color?


It sucks.
But you seem happy instead of worried.
You kwnow the permanent tech advances we are accostumed to will cease?
and the western values will decay too?
Hope you enjoy sharia, or the light dictatorships poc seem to prefer.

Remember Zimbabwe... they kicked out the white farmers. Now they have to import food

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