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Friday, July 22, 2016

Vox's First Law in action


The Left has three insults and one joke. The insults:
  1. You're stupid.
  2. You're evil.
  3. You're irrelevant.
The one joke:
  1. Do you know that guy? He's stupid.
It's painful to see left-wing comedians attempt to do political humor. Guess what Ronald Reagan, George HW Bush, George W. Bush, Sarah Palin, and Donald Trump have in common?

You guessed it. They're stupid. You can literally take old jokes about Gerald Ford, change the name to Donald Trump, and they'll be the same as today's jokes about Trump. And these people genuinely believe they are the smart ones.

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71 Comments:

Blogger JP July 22, 2016 4:41 AM  

It's much the same as the marxists in our country. Since the fall of the Soviet Union, their masters disappeared, so they're stuck spewing 1980's-style rhetoric 3 decades later in a sort of sad parody that no one takes seriously, except they themselves.

Anonymous Bukulu July 22, 2016 4:54 AM  

Which country, JP?

Blogger Shimshon July 22, 2016 5:07 AM  

I saw two people on FB give similar "He'll start WW3" lines (insult #2) the other day. One cuck who is a FB FOAF and a FB friend of an old college buddy friend of mine who is hard core SJW.

It's absurd. While he has spouted some of the typical militarist claptrap as the rest of them, he is still the only who even questions in a serious way the point of all the US meddling in the world.

Meanwhile Hillary "we came; we saw; he died" Clinton is the calm one they'd prefer with the hand on the trigger. Calm as a sociopath.

I know it's typical behavior. But still it's so jarring my head hurts thinking about.

Blogger weka July 22, 2016 5:31 AM  

@2, USA (Reagan Derangement, Bush Derangement)
England (Thatcher and May in particular)
Australia (Howard, Abbott)
NZ (Key Derangement)

In the last three the Labour party is now irrelevant and without ideas. The conservative/globalists (Key, Cameron, Bush etc) are the ones with dangerous ideas, and the real opposition is the Alt Right -- which may have a party voice in the UK but does not have one elsewhere.

Blogger Kona Commuter July 22, 2016 6:28 AM  

Off Topic but this is a snowflakes world being shattered

www.liveleak.com/view?i=19b_1469125284

Anonymous 0007 July 22, 2016 6:32 AM  

They're similar to a one-trick ponies, except that's an insult to the ponies.

Blogger Escoffier July 22, 2016 6:41 AM  

I'm no professional comedian but I'm pretty sure penis size jokes should be on that list somewhere.

OpenID basementhomebrewer July 22, 2016 6:46 AM  

Kona Commuter wrote:Off Topic but this is a snowflakes world being shattered


This is where we make our mistake though. That was probably the best day of that girls life.

1.) We know they secretly want someone to stop their ridiculousness.
2.) She will be living off that experience for the rest of her life. Her other special snowflake friends will gather around while she relates the horror she experienced. Each retelling will involve slightly burlier cops with bigger and scarier guns trained on her.

Anonymous Toastrider July 22, 2016 6:48 AM  

@3: I guess they slept through Obama's 'masterful' handling of the Middle East these last eight years, eh?

OpenID denektenorsk July 22, 2016 6:49 AM  

@5 Her apology sounded *Really* sincere. "I said I was sorry, you f#cking c#cksuckers!" I'm touched, really I am.

Blogger Shimshon July 22, 2016 6:53 AM  

@9 Obviously facts mean nothing to SJWs and Cucks.

Anonymous trk July 22, 2016 6:54 AM  

Trump is like gamer gate. He is pretty much imune to their insults. He also hits back twice as hard when he has too. He can take a joke. He can dish it out too. He just wants to be left alone to make America great again.

Anonymous Be Not Afraid July 22, 2016 6:55 AM  

I've always felt the "you're stupid" bit is just a tell of their own insecurity. People with lukewarm IQs use it to make themselves feel better.

Blogger rumpole5 July 22, 2016 6:59 AM  

Well, The left owns the government schools, most colleges and universities, most "news" media, most entertainment media, and hip fashion and music. No wonder they think that we are stupid.

Blogger rumpole5 July 22, 2016 7:03 AM  

If you patronize any of the above mentioned institutions and service especially, because you are greedy and cheap, or like to guffaw and feel the tingles, you ARE stupid.

Anonymous Mr. M. July 22, 2016 7:11 AM  

These are the same people who watch Rachel Maddow, and consider it "intelligent analysis".

Blogger JP July 22, 2016 7:13 AM  

Bukulu wrote:Which country, JP?

South Africa.

Blogger Lobo Util July 22, 2016 7:21 AM  

Lefties are the only ones smart enough to see the nuanced ways you can use cluster bombs, Hellfire missiles on drones, and SEAL assassination teams to metamorphose the hearts of those who were raised to only respect power and dictators to lovers of inclusion, peace, mutual respect, and non-Christian love.

Blogger FALPhil July 22, 2016 7:27 AM  

@3 Shimshon
I saw two people on FB give similar "He'll start WW3" lines (insult #2) the other day.

What cracks me up about dimwits like that is that Hillary has a track record of bellicosity as Secretary of State. If anyone will start a global conflagration, it will be her, Ukraine being a prime example.

Anonymous Longtime Lurker July 22, 2016 7:28 AM  

Over the Top Left Wing America! Charge!!!!!!

Blogger Aeoli Pera July 22, 2016 7:33 AM  

Truth of the matter is right-wingers are gullible and complacent.

Anonymous FrankNorman July 22, 2016 7:37 AM  

What about:
"you're a hypocrite!" ?

Mind you, I think a wise man once said: "you may learn what someone fears, from what he threatens you with" - and the Left most fear being found out. Deep in their hearts, they know that they are the stupid and evil ones.

Blogger Akulkis July 22, 2016 7:39 AM  

"And these people genuinely believe they are the smart ones."


Well, afterall, they DO call themselves "brights."

Blogger VD July 22, 2016 7:51 AM  

What about:
"you're a hypocrite!" ?


That's more commonly used on the right. Especially by the idiot moderate "see, that just proves" crowd.

Blogger Kona Commuter July 22, 2016 7:56 AM  

basementhomebrewer wrote:Kona Commuter wrote:Off Topic but this is a snowflakes world being shattered



This is where we make our mistake though. That was probably the best day of that girls life.

1.) We know they secretly want someone to stop their ridiculousness.

2.) She will be living off that experience for the rest of her life. Her other special snowflake friends will gather around while she relates the horror she experienced. Each retelling will involve slightly burlier cops with bigger and scarier guns trained on her.



The laughing by the audience at the end is the true take down. She's not a victim of the authoritars (Eric Cartman voice) in their eyes but rather the object of mockery.

Blogger Marty July 22, 2016 7:58 AM  

Know what else Ronald Reagan, George HW Bush, George W. Bush, Sarah Palin, and Donald Trump have in common? They're all Hitler. But then everyone on the right is Hitler or the Nazis to those shining lights on the Left.

Blogger Robert Divinity July 22, 2016 7:59 AM  

Trump is like gamer gate. He is pretty much immune to their insults.

This has terrified the Left and the cucks more than anything else. Trump dismisses them easily as the worthless albeit dangerous trash they are. Nothing can distract from the reality of who they are if someone has the courage to point it out.

He also hits back twice as hard when he has too.

The enslaved mentality of cucks caused them to forget they could fight back. This impotence has caused them great shame usually disguised as anger, and instilled the Left with tremendous fear because not only Trump but his supporters freely discuss how banal and disgusting his critics are.

He can take a joke. He can dish it out too.

The people he trashes have no moral authority, and their media shields have grown weak and near-irrelevant. The "stop it" chorus falls on deaf ears.

He just wants to be left alone to make America great again.

The simplicity of this narrative is brilliant because it has powerful resonance and taps into how most voters feel. The message perhaps more than the messenger has framed an election and perhaps changed the arc of our history--if it isn't too late.

Anonymous BGKB July 22, 2016 8:12 AM  

I have to deal with people who wont even acknowledge that gay vs STR8 parenting studies compare Latrina's 21 crack babies to people that can afford to pay $50,000 to buy a kid when they show GLBT parents are better.

The laughing by the audience at the end is the true take down. She's not a victim of the authoritars...rather the object of mockery

She will not remember it that way, or at least won't retell it that way. Lavish Diamond was able to lie on camera just minutes after her crips tycoon gangster was shot.

Blogger slarrow July 22, 2016 8:20 AM  

Actually, shouldn't your list exemplify both your first law AND your third law?

Blogger John S July 22, 2016 8:30 AM  

They're similar to a one-trick ponies, except that's an insult to the ponies.

Their output is certainly similar...

Anonymous Feh July 22, 2016 8:47 AM  

You can never say this too many times:

[That Republican] is literally Hitler.

Blogger rob July 22, 2016 9:00 AM  

@31
Feh you forgot 'literally'

oh wait you didn't

Blogger tweell July 22, 2016 9:03 AM  

Penis jokes are insult #3 category, irrelevant.

Anonymous Godfrey July 22, 2016 9:25 AM  

If they're so smart, why can't they understand something as simple and basic as this...

"Rational economic calculation is impossible in a socialist system. Optimal economic coordination requires a free market in which prices transmit crucial information about the supply and demand of capital goods."

Answer: They're not smart... they're just arrogant.

Anonymous andon July 22, 2016 9:27 AM  

isn't this guy supposed to be a comedian? he sounds jealous

Bill Maher ‏@billmaher
Trump's sons (Douchbag Von Fuckface and Thurston Shitbag the 3rd,you'll recall) look like the date rapist in every after school special ever

Blogger Mr.MantraMan July 22, 2016 9:32 AM  

The insults and humor are childlike, womanish, and of course Gamma like. I would bet we can craft some sharp rebuttals out of that.

Cucks first, Lefty Gammas next and the rest we sell to the muslims.

Blogger Human Animal July 22, 2016 9:35 AM  

crosses out poem

To hell with these people.

Jon Stewart - "You just want that person to give you your country back. Because you feel that you're this country's rightful owners. The problem with that: This country isn't yours - you don't own it - it never was. There is no real america. you don't own it."

Blogger Cail Corishev July 22, 2016 9:38 AM  

Bill Maher ‏@billmaher
Trump's sons (Douchbag Von Fuckface and Thurston Shitbag the 3rd,you'll recall) look like the date rapist in every after school special ever


Which tells you a lot more about after-school specials and the people who make them than it does about Trump's sons.

Blogger Human Animal July 22, 2016 9:39 AM  

The insults and humor are childlike, womanish, and of course Gamma like. I would bet we can craft some sharp rebuttals out of that.

Smooth Bayonets for enemies you respect. Jagged rusty ones for traitors and commies.

Bill Maher ‏@billmaher
Trump's sons (Douchbag Von Fuckface and Thurston Shitbag the 3rd,you'll recall) look like the date rapist in every after school special ever


Tall, clean cut guys are literally Hitler.

This from the man who said "The last the the Republicans had this many blacks on a stage, they were selling them.

Beady eyed neocon in libertarian's clothing is so dumb? He thinks Ann Coulter is a man.

Anonymous andon July 22, 2016 9:41 AM  

@ #37 - "There is no real America. You don't own it."

who does?

Anonymous Godfrey July 22, 2016 9:44 AM  

@37

Israel has a wall John. Why isn't Israel taking refugees John? Do the Jews own Palestine John? Is there a real Israel John?... John?

Anonymous andon July 22, 2016 9:45 AM  

I wonder who JS would say owns israel

Blogger Teri July 22, 2016 9:54 AM  

It's interesting. This is when I stopped being a liberal. I'd heard the "he's stupid" so many times that it finally registered. I started questioning everything they said.

Anonymous fred July 22, 2016 10:02 AM  

You forgot the other insult:

4. You're white.

Anonymous Nathan July 22, 2016 10:41 AM  

@44,

No, that's just a restatement of the first three, these days.

Anonymous Bob Kyle July 22, 2016 10:42 AM  

Vox,

Life imitating art (SNL skits)?

https://www.rt.com/usa/352639-us-carrier-gerald-ford-reliablity-problems/

Anonymous FP July 22, 2016 10:44 AM  

@37

Heh, I'm sure Mr. Leibowitz would object to upstate NY wanting to separate from NYC/Albany. Self determination for me but not for thee.

Blogger Josh July 22, 2016 10:47 AM  

That's more commonly used on the right. Especially by the idiot moderate "see, that just proves" crowd.

Okay, maybe yelling DEMOCRATS ARE THE REAL RACISTS a thousand times won't work, but if they can just tell it a million times it might.

Blogger praetorian July 22, 2016 10:51 AM  

> Jon Stewart

You mean Jonathan Stuart Leibowitz.

The Alt-Right's chan-derived memetic humor is one of the main reasons it is able to maintain such a high level of energy. The Greg Johnsons of the world are necessary, but it's the Daily Shoah/Murdoch Murdochs of the world that keep us going.

From the handbook:

Rule 6: “A good tactic is one your people enjoy.”
Rule 8: “Keep the pressure on. Never let up.”

Explain to me how Trump is like Hitler...

OpenID frankluke July 22, 2016 11:08 AM  

My graphic skills are minimal, but I had an idea for a meme I'd be happy to see someone else do. Trump's head grafted onto a scene from the 1990s fantasy series Highlander. It would be a quickening scene where the winner is absorbing the power of the slain immortal.

Would have been awesome to paste Jeb!'s head on the opponent and use it right after Jeb! dropped out. Or Kasich. Or Cruz. Or Rubio.

Anonymous Spartacus xxxxx July 22, 2016 11:10 AM  

andon wrote:isn't this guy supposed to be a comedian? he sounds jealous

Bill Maher ‏@billmaher

Trump's sons (Douchbag Von Fuckface and Thurston Shitbag the 3rd,you'll recall) look like the date rapist in every after school special ever


He sounds like the sweet sound of SJW fail. No traction. The wheels are coming off.

Anonymous Roundtine July 22, 2016 11:55 AM  

I noticed this first with Bush. They invent a character, they create a strawman and then proceed to mock it. Most of the jokes about Bush were based on the "GW Bush character" created by comedians, not the actual GW Bush.

Imagine skits about Obama always portrayed him as an African Muslim cannibal and the jokes about him are fish out of water situations cribbed from Coming to America or jokes about he's secretly doing jihad in America.

Anonymous BGKB July 22, 2016 11:59 AM  

Trump's sons...look like the date rapist in every after school special ever

Might be I the jewish produced media, but they also look like the hero of NICE FRANCE, and most real life people Morgan Freeman(the only black guy Hollywood can find able to remember more than 5 words in a row) is hired to play.

Blogger tublecane July 22, 2016 12:41 PM  

The left is partially justified in assuming everyone to the right of them is stupid. Because they control the educational system and the mainstream media, everyone including smart people are told to think like leftists. Smart people get more schooling than others, and are therefore indoctrinated for longer. Then, since leftists have infested large organizations, public and private, it's easiest to be leftist yourself to get ahead. And smart people are the ones who know better how to get ahead. Intellectual fields are particularly infected, so it goes double in them.

So the sort of leaders who emerge on the right aren't likely to have been college professors, and so forth. They may actually be smart, but they don't talk like the smart people leftists know. And they're certainly not appealing to smart voters. Not intentionally, anyway. Of course, leftists appeal to the stupidest voters of all, as part of their coalition of fringes strategy. But nevermind. It's appealing to stupid white people that reveals a candidate's stupidity.

That it might take as much intelligence, and perhaps more, to be a successful real estate mogul in New York City as to be a teach at a university, be a "community organizer," and be a politician is beyond their comprehension.

Anonymous Rolf July 22, 2016 12:50 PM  

The left also uses dick jokes and schoolyard taunts, like "you only carry a gun because you have a tiny dick and are trying to compensate!"
Markley's Law.

@50 - you mean something like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7I92r9GqUw

Anonymous Spartacus xxxxx July 22, 2016 12:51 PM  

praetorian wrote:The Alt-Right's chan-derived memetic humor is one of the main reasons it is able to maintain such a high level of energy.

That's interesting. Humor was one of the keys to the dissolution of the USSR. It had its own peculiar style. So does Alt-Right humor.

Old school, professional SJW:

Bill Maher ‏@billmaher
Trump's sons (Douchbag Von Fuckface and Thurston Shitbag the 3rd,you'll recall) look like the date rapist in every after school special ever

A weak attempt to sound up to date, unfocused vulgarity, pointless and unseemly attack on family members, veiled anti-white message (?). Like a windmill punch. "you'll recall" might be a gamma tell- a direct order to your thought processes from the secret king. "As you can imagine" is another one. Is the date rapist in every after school special white?

Anonymous VFM #8671 July 22, 2016 1:04 PM  

Supreme Dark Lord,

I must add one more to your list.

SJWs are also fond of: "You have a small penis." And, of course, variations thereof.

Blogger Were-Puppy July 22, 2016 1:14 PM  

The Left has three insults and one joke. The insults:
You're stupid.
You're evil.
You're irrelevant.
---

All of this looks like SJW Rule 3 - they are all projecting.

Blogger Were-Puppy July 22, 2016 1:28 PM  

@26 Marty

But then everyone on the right is Hitler or the Nazis to those shining lights on the Left.
---

I became Hitler when I touched a Tor book at a Barnes and Nobles. Who knew?

OpenID ymarsakar July 22, 2016 2:08 PM  

You forgot Cruz is the evil one, not Trump.

The rules don't work when Democrats and Republicans use the same playbook of Alinsky. Even if the Alt Right thinks they aren't part of the Left, using the same methods of character assassination makes them hard to differentiate when it comes to targeting and ROE.

Blogger Unknown July 22, 2016 2:34 PM  

@46
That has been the scuttlebutt (rumors) on the Ford class for a while now. Much of the new tech installed on the class is untested. The Ford set to commission in September, but I haven't heard anything new about reliability problems of the systems mentioned in that article.

Anonymous andon July 22, 2016 2:37 PM  

56. Anonymous Spartacus xxxxx July 22, 2016 12:51 PM

Is the date rapist in every after school special white?


I would guess yes, if the director's a jew.

Blogger Snidely Whiplash July 22, 2016 2:47 PM  

ymarsakar wrote:You forgot Cruz is the evil one, not Trump.

The rules don't work when Democrats and Republicans use the same playbook of Alinsky. Even if the Alt Right thinks they aren't part of the Left, using the same methods of character assassination makes them hard to differentiate when it comes to targeting and ROE.

You're funny

As if:
1) the cucks weren't already targeting us, and
2) We were afraid of the cucks targeting us, and
3) you weren't the biggest cuck we've seen here in a couple of weeks.

Honest to God, you need to have a real talk with yourself about what a useless and pointless piece of crap you have turned out to be.

Anonymous BGKB July 22, 2016 3:01 PM  

SJWs are also fond of: "You have a small penis." And, of course, variations thereof.

They are hoping you will show them to prove them wrong. All the early adopters for google glass just so happened to be gays who wore them into the urinals.

Anonymous SciVo July 22, 2016 3:05 PM  

Human Animal wrote:Jon Stewart - "You just want that person to give you your country back. Because you feel that you're this country's rightful owners. The problem with that: This country isn't yours - you don't own it - it never was. There is no real america. you don't own it."

Ah, leftists and their wishful babble, as if words create reality.

Cail Corishev wrote:Which tells you a lot more about after-school specials and the people who make them than it does about Trump's sons.

Indeed. But course Maher is on board with his Tribe's virulently racist anti-German propaganda. You'd think they would learn.

Blogger Cail Corishev July 22, 2016 3:22 PM  

@65, Having studied a bit of their history, I'm sadly convinced that they're incapable of learning that lesson, except for a few rare individuals who are never numerous enough to turn the herd from the cliff.

Anonymous BGKB July 22, 2016 4:21 PM  

I became Hitler when I touched a Tor book at a Barnes and Nobles. Who knew?

I became Ernst Rohm after dating jews. Who Knew?

Blogger collisioncat67 July 22, 2016 6:10 PM  

The small penis jokes lose their meaning when you consider who one group is that SJWs laud and praise.
For instance;

SJW poster child; "You only play with guns because you are trying to compensate for your tiny tallywhacker".

Proud gun owner ; "You play with dresses and makeup and you don't even have a johnson.....anymore.

Anonymous andon July 22, 2016 7:12 PM  

lol, @ #67 BGKB

Anonymous Jack Arcalon July 23, 2016 1:22 PM  

Literally had all these insults used the other day in a Trump debate on an otherwise non political board, except they added Giuliani to the list.

OpenID ymarsakar July 25, 2016 12:03 PM  

You're funny
Honest to God
That was pretty funny, I would admit Skidley.

You work under Lucifer, and our gods are quite different boy, just as Allah and the Christian god is.




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