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Tuesday, August 30, 2016

Get 'em out

I would like to apologize in advance, because you're going to be singing this amazing song for the rest of the evening, whether you want to or not. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll take your pants off, you'll listen to it 37 straight times.

 He was the king of the jungle now he's king of my heart 
And I'm Curious George, when did this all start? 
Well my life fell apart when you killed him. 
Man, Harambe was a real one (I miss you)
Yeah, you can't stop this shine
Cuz I know he's watching us from the sky


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82 Comments:

Blogger praetorian August 30, 2016 7:30 PM  

GODDAMMIT VOX

Anonymous Ezekiel Cassandros August 30, 2016 7:32 PM  

DEFINITELY the most important Social Justice issue in this modern age.

Blogger tublecane August 30, 2016 7:34 PM  

I resent the fact that I must keep track of gossip about gorillas.

Blogger praetorian August 30, 2016 7:35 PM  

Nope. That's my penis.

GODDAMMIT VOX

Anonymous kfg August 30, 2016 7:35 PM  

I fooled you, I wasn't wearing any pants.

Blogger tz August 30, 2016 7:36 PM  

Gorilla Mindset

Anonymous NateM August 30, 2016 7:36 PM  

You will be singing this to the tune of Wham!, Won't you?

Blogger Gaiseric August 30, 2016 7:38 PM  

It occurs to me that this post could be, by way of example, almost a perfect answer to the question posed as the post title to the last post. What is rye alt right? Dicks out for Harambe.

Anonymous #8601 August 30, 2016 7:41 PM  

I only wanna hang out with my nigga, Harambe, but I can't because that f-ing racist zoo cop shot him just because he was black.

Blogger Thucydides August 30, 2016 7:46 PM  

Call me when Babymetal covers this......

Blogger Gaiseric August 30, 2016 7:48 PM  

Speaking of black knighting the left, this is pretty funny. http://www.breitbart.com/faith/2016/08/30/man-demands-removal-religious-image-hijab-wearing-woman-government-car/

Blogger Michael Maier August 30, 2016 7:51 PM  

WTFFF?

Blogger Bard August 30, 2016 7:55 PM  

6) That will be Cernovich's new book: Harambe Mindset

Blogger Cecil Henry August 30, 2016 7:56 PM  

Calling Ms Merkel.....

This one's going out to you... Angela


Nobody deserves it more.

Blogger Bard August 30, 2016 7:57 PM  

Actually I wouldn't be surprised if he released a book entitled "Get Your Dicks Out and Man Up"

Anonymous Grime Knight August 30, 2016 7:58 PM  

Some insider shitlord seriously needs to rickroll Hillary in the primaries with this song. Let the entire nation...nay...the WHOLE WORLD hear the glorious anthem of Harambe (peace be upon him)!!

Blogger White Knight Leo #0368 August 30, 2016 8:04 PM  

This is the perfect song. It has every necessary element.

Blogger Were-Puppy August 30, 2016 8:09 PM  

Poor ol' Cecil the Lion never got this kind of attention :P

Blogger Ceerilan August 30, 2016 8:18 PM  

Harambe was guilty.

Blogger Bard August 30, 2016 8:24 PM  

18) Balls Deep for Cecil?

Blogger Servant of the Chief August 30, 2016 8:27 PM  

I think we need to bomb those comments to try to get this visible to everybody on soundcloud. (I actually have no idea if Soundcloud works like that, but getting this out everywhere would be beyond awesome)

Blogger Cataline Sergius August 30, 2016 8:34 PM  

Oh.

I had been wondering what the fucking fuck this was all about.

Great time to be a Winston main.

Anonymous Ain August 30, 2016 8:35 PM  

"Poor ol' Cecil the Lion never got this kind of attention :P"

Nobody demanded that the memes about him stop.

Anonymous AmStrat August 30, 2016 8:52 PM  

"Very Hard to Put Down"

Tell me that's not intentional.

Anonymous Raptor disrespect from behind August 30, 2016 8:58 PM  

I do it all day!

Anonymous Credo in Unum Deum August 30, 2016 9:15 PM  

My own Harambe tribute...

http://imgur.com/a/INspM

Anonymous nordicthunder August 30, 2016 9:22 PM  

helll no....the chorus is gonna make the best ringtone ever. can't wait get a call in the hood tomorrow

Blogger Gaiseric August 30, 2016 9:23 PM  

There's another version with different lyrics on YouTube. And did that one just give a shout out to Milo?

https://youtu.be/nXw6EMVRv3M

And apparently you can buy it on itunes.

OpenID obsoleteman August 30, 2016 9:25 PM  

Please get some slo-mo video of you jogging in a tutu. I think I have your theme song for the run.

Blogger SemiSpook37 August 30, 2016 9:31 PM  

Between this and the release of the "Dangerous Faggot" tour rider over at Breitbart, it's getting to be an entertaining night on the teh intarwebz...

http://www.breitbart.com/big-hollywood/2016/08/30/milo-tour-rider-50-white-doves-released-upon-entrance-no-adele-two-dozen-mcribs-vegan-watch-eat/

Blogger Ben Cohen August 30, 2016 9:34 PM  

Harambe is the leader of the alt-right.

Blogger Alfred Genesson August 30, 2016 9:35 PM  

This is not a meme, it's a lifestyle.

Way too funny.

Anonymous Claymore August 30, 2016 9:35 PM  

I'm naming my next AR build the "Harambe Drill".

Blogger praetorian August 30, 2016 9:39 PM  

Between this and the release of the "Dangerous Faggot" tour rider over at Breitbart, it's getting to be an entertaining night on the teh intarwebz...

I M P L I C I T

Blogger Gaiseric August 30, 2016 9:47 PM  

There's another version with different lyrics on YouTube. And did that one just give a shout out to Milo?

https://youtu.be/nXw6EMVRv3M

And apparently you can buy it on itunes.

Blogger Cecil Henry August 30, 2016 9:54 PM  

#35:

People would BUY this stuff???

Blogger praetorian August 30, 2016 10:15 PM  

And now... now, Bantu.

http://www.reuters.com/article/us-mexico-gorilla-idUSKCN0ZO05F

Tears in, dicks out, fam

Blogger Were-Puppy August 30, 2016 10:31 PM  

@29 obsoleteman
Please get some slo-mo video of you jogging in a tutu. I think I have your theme song for the run.
---

Chariots of Fire?

Blogger Aeoli Pera August 30, 2016 10:36 PM  

Ceerilan wrote:Harambe was guilty.

They cut the footage where he pulls a gun.

Blogger Brian S August 30, 2016 10:52 PM  

Trying to explain why I'm walking the dog with my pants off is gonna be interesting... VD made me do it

Blogger Noah B August 30, 2016 10:56 PM  

@19 Harambe was guilty.

Congratulations on TOTALLY missing the point.

He was getting his life together!!!

Dicks Out For Harambe.

Blogger Bard August 30, 2016 11:02 PM  

This shit is out of control. I can't get enough of this type of in your face payback. Where the hell did you find this Vox?

Blogger Noah B August 30, 2016 11:19 PM  

Out of control? No. Everything is falling into place.

Anonymous VFM #6306 August 30, 2016 11:23 PM  

Nice autotune, Bishop Tutu. It hardly even sounds like you.


Dammit.

Blogger Sherwood family August 30, 2016 11:27 PM  

OT: Anybody else seen the announcement that the Feds are looking to declare national elections "critical infrastructure" and hand them over to DHS for management?

http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/homeland-eyes-special-declaration-to-take-charge-of-elections/article/2600592

Here's the link.

Blogger Noah B August 30, 2016 11:38 PM  

It's now apparently a vital national interest to protect elections from voters.

Blogger Escoffier August 30, 2016 11:43 PM  

I made it 32 seconds and regretted each one bitterly.

Anonymous Wyrd August 30, 2016 11:46 PM  

Here's an amusing video by Sargon of Akkad taking The Young Turks to task for REEEEE-ing over Harambe memes:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FS5F5y_da8

Blogger Laguna Beach Fogey August 30, 2016 11:58 PM  

Balls out on the West Coast, yo.

Anonymous Ezekiel Cassandros August 31, 2016 12:24 AM  

Noah B wrote:He was getting his life together!!!

Dicks Out For Harambe.


He was just an unarmed 17-year-old who didn't do anything wrong.

It's all the sadder because his species is critically endangered. He had a purpose in life, to secure the existence of his species and a future for gorilla children, but now that he was cruelly taken from us, he can no longer attract gorilla children by waving his dick around.

But we still can. Show your solidarity for Harambe by celebrating all that he might have accomplished. #DicksOutForHarambe

Anonymous Ezekiel Cassandros August 31, 2016 12:26 AM  

"Attract gorilla females." Dammit. I don't even have autocorrect to blame for that.

Blogger praetorian August 31, 2016 12:29 AM  

RIGHT WING DICK SQUADS

*IMPLICIT*

Blogger praetorian August 31, 2016 12:38 AM  

OT, but not OT (What's OT in a #DicksOut Thread?): Donald Trump Jr. retweeted KMac:

http://archive.is/CWJeF

What a time to be alive.

Anonymous Steve Brown VFM August 31, 2016 12:41 AM  

Vox, I invite you into my house everyday, but don't ever put the likes of this in a post again.

Blogger Brian S August 31, 2016 12:50 AM  

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Anonymous JAG August 31, 2016 12:54 AM  

Noah B wrote:@19 Harambe was guilty.

Congratulations on TOTALLY missing the point.

He was getting his life together!!!

Dicks Out For Harambe.


I had heard that Harambe was an aspiring rapper.

Anonymous FP August 31, 2016 1:06 AM  

Poor Anthony Weiner is misunderstood. He was just #weinersoutforharambe

Blogger Zeroh Tollrants August 31, 2016 1:22 AM  

The Daily Caller felt the need to contact the Trump campaign over a f'ing tweet that DT jr retweeted, just because it was from Kevin MacDonald?!?
We are all the way down the rabbit hole, Alice. Except the rabbit hole is a clogged sewer pipe. In the inner city.
Sorry for disrupting the serious business of the #DicksOutForHarambe
thread.
I don't have any dicks to whip out for that Gentle Giant Harambe, but I do have all 6 of his mix tapes.

Anonymous andon August 31, 2016 1:28 AM  

> Show your solidarity for Harambe by celebrating all that he might have accomplished.

was he thinkin about going to junior college?

Blogger Noah B August 31, 2016 1:33 AM  

@59 There were just so many possibilities. Other apes have gone into orbit -- why not Harambe? He could have been an astronaut.

Blogger rho August 31, 2016 1:46 AM  

Pass.

(While I'm here, I'll point out that Soundcloud embeds are poison because they do not have local control of volume. Soundcloud links are only slightly better because you can only control them if you can Whack-a-Mole the right widget.)

Also, Weird Al does parody better. Two-part accordion harmony is funnier than hipster-ironic autotune.

Otherwise, good post about a dead gorilla! It lines up nicely with a post about a dead toddler.

Blogger praetorian August 31, 2016 1:46 AM  

He could still be a statue in front of the whitehouse... with your help:

https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/petition-put-harambe-statute-front-white-house

Blogger Scott C August 31, 2016 3:12 AM  

This is pretty juvenile and gross.

Anonymous Cantostop August 31, 2016 3:46 AM  

Oh, sweet, nurturing Harambe.

Fast forward ten or fifteen years when the grown dindu starts dindu nuffning like his criminal father, and it becomes undeniable which would have contributed more to humanity by being kept alive, the sting of Harambe's untimely departure will burn that much more.

"The picture @CNN don't want you to see:"
http://fk9913znn4cbb6cf4e6a0z1d.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/tumblr_o82mghvu5r1uy57v5o1_1280.jpg

#BlackGorillaLivesMatter

"Harambe the gorilla will live on through his son or daughter after scientists harvested his semen soon after he died from a gunshot wound." (http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/harambe-gorilla-lives-on-scientists-8088105)

So, at least there's that.

Anonymous ChildofOldLeech August 31, 2016 4:37 AM  

This Harambe thing just tells me how detached I am from the right wing meme crowd's state of mind.

Would you celebrate if small child was brutally killed by that animal? How do you think that child's parents feel when they encounter your "campaigning"? Do any of you have children of your own?

Blogger JACIII August 31, 2016 4:45 AM  

ChildofOldLeech wrote:This Harambe thing just tells me how detached I am from the right wing meme crowd's state of mind.

Would you celebrate if small child was brutally killed by that animal? How do you think that child's parents feel when they encounter your "campaigning"? Do any of you have children of your own?



Concern troll is concerned.

Blogger JACIII August 31, 2016 4:47 AM  

Looks like Castalia House is about to break into the music publishing industry.

Blogger Farnarkel of OZ August 31, 2016 4:52 AM  

I'm flat out keeping up with the Aussie critters that eat / chomp and poison their way through tourists and bogans. Hash tag Harambe was ground hugging media radar down under

Anonymous ChildofOldLeech August 31, 2016 5:04 AM  

JACIII wrote:ChildofOldLeech wrote:This Harambe thing just tells me how detached I am from the right wing meme crowd's state of mind.

Would you celebrate if small child was brutally killed by that animal? How do you think that child's parents feel when they encounter your "campaigning"? Do any of you have children of your own?



Concern troll is concerned.


More like "(somewhat) normal human being is having a normal reaction to internet idiocy".

Anonymous ChildofOldLeech August 31, 2016 5:06 AM  

Answer me this, JACIII. Do you have any children of your own, and do you have any idea of how kid's parents must feel?
Do you have any idea about event that caused this meme?

Blogger residentMoron August 31, 2016 5:46 AM  

ChildofOldLeech wrote:Answer me this, JACIII. Do you have any children of your own, and do you have any idea of how kid's parents must feel?

Do you have any idea about event that caused this meme?


We don't care.

Do you have any idea what that means?

Which part would you like me to explain?

Blogger JACIII August 31, 2016 6:10 AM  

ChildofOldLeech wrote:
This Harambe thing just tells me how detached I am from the right wing meme crowd's state of mind.

Would you celebrate if small child was brutally killed by that animal? How do you think that child's parents feel when they encounter your "campaigning"? Do any of you have children of your own?



Per blog rules:

Yes, and it was hilarious. Don't care. Yes.

Questions for you Concern Troll Childofoldleech: How long have you been looking for someplace to pretend you give a shit about other people's kids? and what made you think you could concern troll the unabashedly vicious VFM, Ilk, and Dread Ilk? In what manner have you misinterpreted "We don't care"?

Blogger Gaiseric August 31, 2016 7:59 AM  

@65, @69, @70. Yes, you do seem to be far removed from the alt Right state of mind. In fact, you seem to be exactly the kind of idiot that its memes are designed to mock. No wonder you're acting so butthurt.

Did you really think you could shame us into your idea of "respectable" behavior by pulling up a bizarre non sequitur where having kids has anything to do with whether or not we think the idea of the internet crying for a few days about the death of a gorilla is ridiculous and worthy of heckling?

Blogger VD August 31, 2016 8:09 AM  

This Harambe thing just tells me how detached I am from the right wing meme crowd's state of mind.

Do you even Alt-Right, bro? You don't. And that is why bearded creeps in dresses sit in the stall next to your little daughter, enthusiastically listening to her tinkle.

Blogger Student in Blue August 31, 2016 8:22 AM  

My dick's been out for Harambe constantly since last year. There might've been some misunderstandings when in public, but I did it for Harambe!

Rest in peace, sweet prince. You wuz pulling yo life togetha before you wuz dead.

Blogger The Other Robot August 31, 2016 10:09 AM  

Damn you Vox. I can't get it out (of my head, that is.)

And he dindu nuffin! He was unarmed and was getting his life together, and they shot him. He had graduated, we are told!

Anonymous BGKB August 31, 2016 11:23 AM  

Would MILO want to date an ape with such a large vocabulary?

Blogger Leo Littlebook in Shenzhen August 31, 2016 11:34 AM  

It's unbelievably racist how this song conflates the unpredictable criminal ultraviolence of chimpanzees with the the chivalrous instincts of the noble silverback. Gorillas are a peace-loving and erudite race who, besides being part of a ring species, have nothing in common with Nigerian Americans.

If anything this tragedy is a warning against the dangers of interspecies adoption.

Blogger Were-Puppy August 31, 2016 5:08 PM  

It is sad, I was looking forward to the Harambe album with guest stars Cecil the Lion and Gator Snaxxx.

Blogger exfarmkid August 31, 2016 8:16 PM  

Good laugh, but gonna have to work extra hard censoring my mouth the next couple days......

Thanks. I think...

Blogger Banjo September 01, 2016 11:30 AM  

For all the Destiny-playing Ilk (waiting for Rise of Iron and) wishing to cleanse this amazingly catchy tune from your brain, I give you:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5XvGA7YN00

Anonymous Wandering September 06, 2016 4:56 PM  

Any reason for this fantastic song not to be on youtube ?

Censorship or Failure ?

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