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Wednesday, August 17, 2016

Hillary Clinton is perfectly healthy

And it is a pernicious lie by desperate Trumpkins to suggest otherwise. The truth is that her new mobility scooter only enhances her already formidable capabilities.


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75 Comments:

Blogger Ben Cohen August 17, 2016 11:35 AM  

The media can't cover-up this like they did with FDR. What are they going to say when she falls or has a seizure on live tv?

Blogger Orville August 17, 2016 11:39 AM  

She does sound like a Dalek now that you mention it.

Anonymous Slammer64 August 17, 2016 11:40 AM  

Exterminate!

Blogger Dave August 17, 2016 11:40 AM  

You will have lost pert near all my respect if we find out this is a photoshopped pic.


Vox did you alter this photo?

Blogger Orville August 17, 2016 11:41 AM  

Senator Clinton, what is your position on Russia?

Exterminate!

Blogger Whisker biscuit August 17, 2016 11:47 AM  

Well, if she's in a Hoveround or wheelchair, Huma will have easier access.

Anonymous Slen August 17, 2016 11:49 AM  

Well, she does have trouble with stairs.

Blogger Orville August 17, 2016 11:49 AM  

I'm just waiting for Dr Trump to whip out his really Yuuuge Sonic Screwdriver.

Anonymous Amarnoth August 17, 2016 11:50 AM  

The flat and cumbersome base would explain her difficulty with stairs.

Maybe they'll rebrand her as the new FDR when she stuffs wads of fiat currency into the starving mouths these 60 million tropical melanomas who have washed ashore.

Anonymous Longtime Lurker August 17, 2016 11:53 AM  

Evil wobbles. But will it fall down?

Blogger clk August 17, 2016 11:55 AM  

This a good look for Hillary..

Anonymous Dr. Evil August 17, 2016 11:56 AM  

How many times did I tell her to get a Mr. Bigglesworth like mine, but does she listen to anyone? Nooooooooo

Steve, back me up here.

Blogger Whisker biscuit August 17, 2016 12:03 PM  

#ParkinsonsSufferersMatter

How long before the media comes up with term to call people who criticize her for her illness? Parkiphobic?

Blogger Starbuck August 17, 2016 12:03 PM  

You know you want to vote for her

Blogger Chiva August 17, 2016 12:08 PM  

You know you want to vote for her

My illegal immigrant neighbor will vote many times for her.

Blogger Undocumented Pharmacist August 17, 2016 12:12 PM  

I wonder who is more sickly, Hillary or Target?

http://www.usnews.com/news/business/articles/2016-08-17/target-beats-2q-profit-forecasts

Anonymous Credo in Unum Deum August 17, 2016 12:23 PM  

This latest "almost fall" that Mrs. Bill Clinton has had, if VP Biden hadn't been there to catch her, it would've been bad.

Look at this video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BG5LI7dBdys

Notice how they don't show Hillary coming out of the car, and immediately Hillary is grabbing on to anything for support.

Blogger Helixfreak August 17, 2016 12:27 PM  

"Observe the test closely, my friend. This will be a moment that will live in history.

Halt. Turn right. Halt. Now, delete.

Perfect. The weaponry is perfect. Now, we can begin..."

Blogger James Dixon August 17, 2016 12:33 PM  

> I wonder who is more sickly, Hillary or Target?

Yeah, they beat forecasts, but for some reason the shareholders don't seem to be responding favorably: http://www.usatoday.com/story/money/2016/08/17/target-second-quarter-earnings/88611818/

Strangely, I bet the word boycott never once appeared in their quarterly briefing.

Blogger James Dixon August 17, 2016 12:37 PM  

Speaking of which, if they don't mention the boycott in their 10-Q filing with the SEC. management is probably violating their fiduciary duties. That would be an interesting shareholder lawsuit.

Blogger JWM August 17, 2016 12:42 PM  

It's going to fun to watch her under the massive stress and adrenaline that it's going to take to debate. If they drug her up enough to not panic she'll be too out of it to think clearly and quickly. I'm buying popcorn futures.

JWM

Blogger Dave August 17, 2016 12:48 PM  

Whose forecast numbers? What did the analysts forecast? Companies play with numbers all the time to beat the forecast or hit the forecast exactly. It's all a game for Wall Street.

Wouldn't surprise me a bit if they pulled some accounting gimmicks to show everyone the boycott isn't working so give it up already.

Anonymous Michael Dean Miller August 17, 2016 12:52 PM  

Still waiting for Hillary in a Christopher Pike chair from Star Trek.

Anonymous Ms. Fashionista August 17, 2016 12:55 PM  

Hillary looks great in basic black! Are those pearls?

Blogger Anchorman August 17, 2016 1:00 PM  

Evil wobbles. But will it fall down?

I saw what you did there.

Hillary looks great in basic black! Are those pearls?

Too easy...pearl necklace...Monica....

Blogger James Dixon August 17, 2016 1:03 PM  

> Wouldn't surprise me a bit if they pulled some accounting gimmicks to show everyone the boycott isn't working so give it up already.

"second-quarter earnings fell 9.7%", "Sales were down 7.2% to $16.2 billion", "Sales at stores open at least a year, a key metric for retailers, fell 1.1%", and the big one "Shares of Target fell 6.7% in pre-market trading".

There's no gimmicks that can hide those numbers.

Blogger ghostfromplanetspook August 17, 2016 1:04 PM  

The only problem is the new shooter automatically deletes her emails I can't send her crap.

Anonymous Susan August 17, 2016 1:04 PM  

#23 Beat me to it. After her upcoming massive and crippling stroke, that will be the perfect poster for her.

Blogger Were-Puppy August 17, 2016 1:07 PM  

And if you crack open the lil scooter, there is a mini Cthulu baby inside

Blogger The Bechtloff August 17, 2016 1:08 PM  

There's an actual pic of her walking up a jet with a shit stain on the back of her pants. Kinda wish Trump would make that a campaign ad.

Anonymous Case August 17, 2016 1:10 PM  

I heard that Trump has hired a man to develop his debate strategy and it's going to be this:

Trump has determined that all he has to do is holler, "BENGHAZIIIII!", and Hillary'll go into one'nem head floppin' fits.

That will be all the first debate is.

Trump will have his say,...then when Hillary attempts to respond, he'll holler out "BENGHAZIIIII!", then grin towards the audience as Hillary flops around fer 20 seconds.

Hillary will be floppin' her head all around, back and forth, here and there,..., and the crowd will be chanting, "USA,...USA!,...USA!,...USA!"

Blogger Were-Puppy August 17, 2016 1:12 PM  

I have seen the future.
Here is Hillary in her final year of her 2nd term.
The picture of perfect health
https://images.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.stargate-sg1-solutions.com%2Fwg%2Fsymbiotes%2F711-e-goauld-kull-warrior.jpg&f=1

Blogger Were-Puppy August 17, 2016 1:13 PM  

This is really scary because now Slick Willie can travel through time molesting interns in every era

Blogger SamuraiJack August 17, 2016 1:15 PM  

I pray that old iron lung drops dead during the debates. Please one time!

Blogger Were-Puppy August 17, 2016 1:17 PM  

@31 Case

Hillary Bobble heads

https://images.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fecx.images-amazon.com%2Fimages%2FI%2F41M2Fsl57nL.jpg&f=1

https://images.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Ftse1.mm.bing.net%2Fth%3Fid%3DOIP.M44c44b672f48d25836b37f337eae3f8eo0%26pid%3D15.1&f=1

Blogger David VanDyke August 17, 2016 1:18 PM  

If anyone here watched "The West Wing," interesting how life imitates art...the pres on that show had MS that he covered up for a long time. Not that MS is automatically disqualifying, but it's concerning.

Blogger swiftfoxmark2 August 17, 2016 1:22 PM  

Snopes.com says that photo is fake and she is in perfect health.

Also, she didn't have anyone killed.

Blogger frigger611 August 17, 2016 1:24 PM  

The new Fupatron 3000 in classic gloss black

Blogger Snidely Whiplash August 17, 2016 1:25 PM  

Credo in Unum Deum wrote:Notice how they don't show Hillary coming out of the car, and immediately Hillary is grabbing on to anything for support.

Not support, stability. She's not leaning on the rail/chair/table/Biden, she's making sure that she has hold of something, anything, to keep her vertical.

She's not weak, necessarily, she's afraid of falling.

Blogger Orville August 17, 2016 1:28 PM  

We need a Life Alert commercial with Hillary lying on the ground. "Help me. I've fallen and can't get up".

Blogger Dave August 17, 2016 1:28 PM  

There's no gimmicks that can hide those numbers.

Huh, they really had to set a low bar for the forecast.

Anonymous Takin' a Look August 17, 2016 1:38 PM  

@Orville

https://i.redd.it/n2hkac973aex.png

Blogger Starbuck August 17, 2016 1:41 PM  

If Hillary becomes president, will she have an affair with a male intern of about 18-20 years old? Just to back at Bill?

Anonymous kfg August 17, 2016 1:42 PM  

"Notice how they don't show Hillary coming out of the car"

What I noticed first is that Biden got out of the car to great applaud.

Anonymous Zek August 17, 2016 1:45 PM  

Surely that's Baron Harkonnen

Blogger Johnny August 17, 2016 1:45 PM  

Her lower end is seriously blimped out. In my amateur view, too much to be fat, apparently fluid accumulation. That can be kidney issues, heart trouble, and some other less likely things. The women is really not in good health.

Anonymous VFM #7916 August 17, 2016 1:47 PM  

Dear Dark God, the meme series here!

"Ms. Clinton, what would you do to the middle class?"

EXTERMINATE

"Ms. Clinton, what would you do to climate change deniers?"

EXTERMINATE

"Ms. Clinton, what would you do with small business in the US?"

EXTERMINATE

"Ms. Clinton, what would you do with gun owners in the US?"

EXTERMINATE

"Ms. Clinton, what would you do with Trump voters, after the election, if you win?"

EXTERMINATE

"Ms. Clinton, what would be your foreign policy vis-a-vis China and Russia?"

EXTERMINATE (@5 beat me to it)

"Ms. Clinton, what should our policy be toward anyone who suggests that Western Civilization cannot exist with a massive immigration influx?"

EXTERMINATE

"Ms. Clinton, what should the response be to people who say Islam is NOT the religion of peace?"

EXTERMINATE

Ad infinitum.

Blogger Snidely Whiplash August 17, 2016 1:54 PM  

Starbuck wrote:If Hillary becomes president, will she have an affair with a male intern of about 18-20 years old? Just to back at Bill?
Show me the 18-year-old guy that would hit that. 'Cause I don't believe he exists.

Blogger James Dixon August 17, 2016 2:00 PM  

> If Hillary becomes president, will she have an affair with a male intern of about 18-20 years old? Just to back at Bill?

More likely a female intern.

Anonymous BigGayKoranBurner August 17, 2016 2:01 PM  

SET PHASERS TO FLASH https://www.shtfplan.com/headline-news/report-secret-service-insiders-confirm-hillary-suffers-from-parkinsons-experiences-seizures-from-camera-flashes_08162016

Ready Photon torpedo's http://thefederalist.com/2016/08/15/does-wikileaks-have-hillary-clintons-october-surprise/

Raise shields http://www.thedailysheeple.com/clinton-campaign-publicly-calls-for-assassination-of-wikileaks-julian-assange-on-tv_082016


Senator Clinton, what is your position on Russia? Exterminate!

Sounds like it would be a better plan for moslems.

How long before the media comes up with term to call people who criticize her for her illness? Parkiphobic

She is a seizure citizen.

If anyone here watched "The West Wing," interesting how life imitates art

That was a liberal retelling of history with leftists saying all the smart things years later that they were not smart enough to come up with at the time.

Anonymous BGKB August 17, 2016 2:04 PM  

Show me the 18-year-old guy that would hit that. 'Cause I don't believe he exists.

She would go for a blind dyke, but here is a guy that at 13 looked older than 17yo skittles can't find a link with his pic any more but at 13 he was willing to rape a 90yo white woman.

http://www.wcpo.com/news/ohio-teen-competent-for-trial-in-rape-of-woman-90

Blogger Aeoli Pera August 17, 2016 2:04 PM  

This meme has legs.

....ooh, sorry.

Anonymous FP August 17, 2016 2:04 PM  

"And if you crack open the lil scooter, there is a mini Cthulu baby inside"

Thats just Quato.

Blogger Orville August 17, 2016 2:11 PM  

@42 Excellent.

Blogger Bard August 17, 2016 2:27 PM  

Oh, I know plenty of young soldiers that would love a chance to fuck the commander in chief for once

Blogger horsewithnonick August 17, 2016 3:15 PM  

I'm reminded of Dickie Goodman's "Mr. Jaws", in which he interviews the killer shark, whose answers are all brief cuts from popular songs of the time:

https://youtu.be/kDNlSpKLEEo

Blogger horsewithnonick August 17, 2016 3:18 PM  

A variation of that with Hillary, and using various meme-worthy clips as answers, would be a hoot.

Anonymous Bob Izza August 17, 2016 3:39 PM  

@17 @44 Notice that Biden trots up the walkway and in other videos jogs down the plane steps and in another vid bounds up to the stage to deliver a speech.

Is Joe showing that he is fit to run?

Anonymous cheddarman August 17, 2016 3:40 PM  

@57 horsewithnonick, see the control panel

Anonymous Fran August 17, 2016 4:04 PM  

@58 "Notice that Biden trots up the walkway and in other videos jogs down the plane steps and in another vid bounds up to the stage to deliver a speech.

Is Joe showing that he is fit to run?"

Yeah I'm thinking that he is going to have to be the dem replacement when they they finally realize they have a very sick person for a candidate.

Anonymous vinteuil August 17, 2016 4:06 PM  

Sorry, OT - but has anybody else noticed that National Review Online has turned over their comments section to Facebook? So, if you comment there, they publish your workplace, or other identifying information, alongside your sig? A blatant attempt to intimidate dissidents.

Anonymous Avenge Harambe! August 17, 2016 4:10 PM  

Well to be fair to Davros, he was an evil genius.
Hillaroid is evil...Genius? Not so much..

Blogger SemiSpook37 August 17, 2016 4:17 PM  

James Dixon wrote:Strangely, I bet the word boycott never once appeared in their quarterly briefing.

It didn't. And they're never acknowledge it, the stupid bastards.

Blogger Pseudotsuga August 17, 2016 4:33 PM  

Isn't that former Captain Christopher Pike?

Anonymous r August 17, 2016 4:33 PM  

"To hold in my hand a button that contained such power. To know that life and death on such a scale was my choice. To know that the tiny pressure of my thumb, enough to press the button, would end everything. Yes, I would do it! That power would set me up above the gods! And through the presidency, I shall have that power!"

--Hillary Clinton, when asked about the future of relations with Russia

Anonymous BGKB August 17, 2016 5:18 PM  

comment there, they publish your workplace, or other identifying information, alongside your sig? A blatant attempt to intimidate dissidents

Make a fake page like Shitivous Cook Jr.

Anonymous mature craig August 17, 2016 5:44 PM  

..Trump is 10x hungrier for the job and so he deserves it he really wants it

Blogger Robert What? August 17, 2016 5:54 PM  

This is my hypothesis. Am I crazy? Hillary is running for President as if her life depended on it. And I believe it does. She and Bill owe so many favors to many powerful players who are counting on her becoming President so she can repay the favors. If she is defeated - despite the likely massive election fraud - she will meet with a fatal "accident".

Anonymous DNW August 17, 2016 6:41 PM  

"You will have lost pert near all my respect if we find out this is a photoshopped pic.

Vox did you alter this photo?"


I suspect he might have. I believe that this is the real one.

Blogger collisioncat67 August 17, 2016 6:44 PM  

Bill employed the Bimbo Eruption Squad to discredit the women he used for his sexual and ego gratification.

Hillary will need to form a Bobble Eruption Squad to assure the sheep that she continues to be the picture of health.

Blogger Remo - Vile Faceless Minion #99 August 17, 2016 7:35 PM  

I want to secure the movie rights to this new up and coming White house. I believe it was our host who pointed out that the oval office will likely resemble a low budget 1980's horror movie what with all the mysterious "accidents" anyone with any evidence is always encountering. Here's the opening theme song:

Sung to the tune of Weird Al Yankovics Nature trail to hell "Coming November to a press conference near you, the most horrifying term to hit D.C. Well there's a homicidal lesbian who gets elected prez and she kills a lobbyist or 3 each week. Please don't reveal the secret papers to your friends.... Don't let them testify.... You won't believe the lies when you see White House trip to HELL! White House trip to HELL! In 3D!!!! See severed heads that are all ruled a suicide see that bloody summons wrapped in fresh money. No you'll never see corruption in office like this again til we bring you re-elect the cunt 2020! So form a subcommittee and get the press on the line - struggle to keep yourself sane - don't you get on that small plane cause you're in White House trip to HELL! White House trip to HELL! In 3D!!!"

Blogger Madame Ringading August 17, 2016 8:21 PM  

Coming next: an exoskeleton cleverly disguised as a pantsuit to provide Her Vileness with a photogenic degree of mobility!

Blogger bob k. mando August 18, 2016 6:08 AM  

64. Pseudotsuga August 17, 2016 4:33 PM
Isn't that former Captain Christopher Pike?


no, that's nothing like Pike's power chair.

http://tos.trekcore.com/hd/albums/1x11hd/themenageriepart1hd210.jpg



65. r August 17, 2016 4:33 PM
"To hold in my hand a button that contained such power. To know that life and death on such a scale was my choice. To know that the tiny pressure of my thumb, enough to press the button, would end everything. Yes, I would do it! That power would set me up above the gods! And through the presidency, I shall have that power!"
--Hillary Clinton, when asked about the future of relations with Russia



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHy8kW632dE

Anonymous Post Alley Crackpot August 19, 2016 3:07 AM  

How sweet! Davros finally found a girlfriend!

Anonymous andon August 20, 2016 6:37 PM  

they have photos of hillary on twitter - looks like she's concealing a catheter

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