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Thursday, September 22, 2016

A requested correction

Robert Evans of Cracked gets it all wrong.
One prominent figure in the alt-right is Vox Day. Day doesn't directly threaten people, but he does regularly advocate for his readers to harass folks for him. Here's how he advised his readers to treat women like Jessica Valenti, a writer for The Guardian whom he happens to dislike:

Open up your hate and let it pour over them. Don't think for even one nanosecond that they don't deserve it every bit of the criticism, of the contempt, of the disdainful dismissal that overwhelms them. They are trying to destroy Western civilization. They are trying to destroy marriage and civil society. They are advocates of child murder. They are advocates of a philosophy that makes National Socialism look merciful and Communism practical and Fascism coherent by comparison. Do not hold back. Speak back twice as hard. Speak back until they fall silent.
First, he left out the previous paragraph, which said:

What they call "harassment" and "abuse" is seldom anything more than free speech answering free speech. They have a right to speak their piece, and we have a right to speak right back. We have a right to speak back with all of the contempt, disdain, and loathing that we feel for their insane and societally suicidal ideas.

Second, and more disturbingly, he unwittingly denigrated the special relationship I have with my most loyal readers. I'm sure you will understand why I emailed him and requested a correction, as follows.


Dear Mr. Evans,

I would like to request a correction to your article of September 20, entitled "5 Things You Learn Being Attacked By The Alt-Right". I do not direct my readers to harass anyone. While my Vile Faceless Minions have been known to flay my enemies, devour their bodies, and present me with their skulls to use as wine goblets, I can assure you they do so without direction and solely out of love for their Dark Lord.

With regards,

Vox Day
Supreme Dark Lord
Evil Legion of Evil


Should any of the VFM, or the Dread Ilk wish to correct Mr. Evans with regards to this unfortunate misunderstanding of our relationship, I am reliably informed he can be reached at revanswriter@gmail.com.

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96 Comments:

OpenID malcolmthecynic September 22, 2016 4:06 PM  

His "I got harassed by blogger-Hitler and that PROVES MY POINT!" article is going to be hilarious.

Anonymous The Gray Man September 22, 2016 4:13 PM  

This is why we love you Vox.

Blogger Ron Winkleheimer September 22, 2016 4:21 PM  

Cracked could not possibly get any more left-wing. I suspect that many of their writers would cheerfully volunteer for duties as guards at camps where wrong-thinkers would be sent to be - reeducated.

Blogger Zaklog the Great September 22, 2016 4:23 PM  

It's sad because Cracked used to be funny and informative and surprising. Then slowly more and more of the articles became SJW bullshit. Then the ones that weren't just political propaganda were "raising awareness" or some crap like that. Depend upon SJW convergence to destroy anything worthwhile about a company.

Blogger Ron Winkleheimer September 22, 2016 4:23 PM  

I mean, they had a video where someone argued that the movie Hoosiers was evil because it depicted evil white 50s racists in a good light. Cause segregation.

Blogger Titus Quinctius Cincinnatus September 22, 2016 4:24 PM  

I hear he is especially fond of the nickname "Fagboy."

Blogger Ron Winkleheimer September 22, 2016 4:24 PM  

#4

I concur.

Anonymous Elipe September 22, 2016 4:25 PM  

Whaddya mean, flaying your enemies isn't a wholesome, enjoyable hobby for the whole family?

Anonymous vfm #0202 September 22, 2016 4:26 PM  

Yesss, yesss masster., But what are his meatspace coordinates?

Blogger S. Misanthrope September 22, 2016 4:29 PM  

Do you take your skull martinis shaken or stirred, my lord?

Anonymous BluePony September 22, 2016 4:30 PM  

They really should just give up and let Seanbaby turn it into all Man Comics all the time.

Blogger Anchorman September 22, 2016 4:35 PM  

I used to read Cracked in the 80s, when they had that janitor mascot who looked a lot like David Spade.

Anonymous Howie Long September 22, 2016 4:41 PM  

You guys are literally losers

Did you know that Colin Kapernicks jersey is the hottest selling jersery in the NFL? Did you also know that his time magazine cover is the hottest selling cover?

Blogger Snidely Whiplash September 22, 2016 4:45 PM  

BluePony wrote:They really should just give up and let Seanbaby turn it into all Man Comics all the time.
I'm pretty sure they purged Seanbaby a couple of years ago. I haven't been there in a while.

Blogger tublecane September 22, 2016 4:45 PM  

Does anyone read Crack'd? Isn't it just clickbait for hipsters?

Blogger Fenris Wulf September 22, 2016 4:48 PM  

Seanbaby's remixed version of the "Popsicle Pete" comics was hilarious. Cracked runs some good articles, but you have to ignore the periodic SJW drivel.

The "Renegade Jew" article they cited as proof that Breitbart is racist was actually written by David Horowitz. He's calling out Bill Kristol for being anti-Israel.

Anonymous Psychedelic Cat Hair September 22, 2016 4:49 PM  

"It's sad because Cracked used to be funny and informative and surprising."

Exactly.

Blogger Snidely Whiplash September 22, 2016 4:53 PM  

Howie Long wrote:You guys are literally losers

Did you know that Colin Kapernicks jersey is the hottest selling jersery in the NFL? Did you also know that his time magazine cover is the hottest selling cover?

What was the 3rd law again?

What the fucking fuck has Kaepernick have to do with anything? What has this to do with Cracked?

Look, if you're planning to make pocket money spreading dezinformatsiya, you're going to have to up your game. You can start by being on topic. It also helps to use a tack that nobody was using two weeks ago. Finally, pick an attack on something that matters to the audience. A blog run by an Italian resident an populated with anti-statists and Confederates is not going to be too upset that some low-life octoroon with a Polish name who can't even play StockyAfricanAmericanBall well disrespects the US government flag.

Blogger tublecane September 22, 2016 4:54 PM  

@4-I don't know how far back your "used to be" goes, but I visited it years ago and at best it was like every other smarmy, lewd, middlebrow humor site ever. As for informative, their bread and butter was to invent myths no one believes in order to look good debunking them. Or providing common knowledge, easily accessible elsewhere, to people who wouldn't know because they don't read articles that don't feature the word "boobies."

It was marginally more intellectually dignified than buzzfeed.

Blogger Shimshon September 22, 2016 4:54 PM  

Let the doxxing commence.

Blogger Shimshon September 22, 2016 4:57 PM  

"Do you take your skull martinis shaken or stirred, my lord?"

A skulltini? Does it come with an umbrella? The Supreme Dark Lord has a known fondness for certain fruity drinks, does he not?

Anonymous Deplorable S E Delenda September 22, 2016 5:00 PM  

@18.

When an SJW has a reaction, it doesn't have to be relevant.

It might appear to expressing thought, but it is just mental emesis.

Blogger Lazarus September 22, 2016 5:00 PM  

Hottest selling jersey in the NFL

Blogger bob k. mando ( the hardest troll here ) September 22, 2016 5:02 PM  

considering that it is self evident that Robert Evans isn't using his skull for any productive purpose, it's clearly available for procurement as a goblet.

would the Dark Lord prefer his goblet gilded or silvered?

Anonymous Deplorable S E Delenda September 22, 2016 5:03 PM  

@18.

Also his surname is not Polish, and the only the left-wing press loves him. The people that know him best, hate him.

http://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/nfl/2016/09/22/colin-kaepernick-poll-disliked/90831148/



Blogger Escoffier September 22, 2016 5:08 PM  

Skulltini? Heh, do you think all the fashionable bistro's in the capitol will be serving these pronto?

OT: has anybody seen the new Sam Hyde show on adult swim? I watched a clip on youtube titled "The Wall" and found it, to be kind, unwatchable. What am I missing? I mean I'm glad someone espousing a non-progressive point of view has a show, but, jeepers.

Can somebody clue me in 'cuz I'm clearly missing something here.

Blogger Gordon September 22, 2016 5:14 PM  

When they looted the fan store in Charlotte, whose jersey was most stolen?

Blogger Servant of the Chief September 22, 2016 5:14 PM  

The article was almost painful to read.

Blogger Bullitt315 September 22, 2016 5:14 PM  

The outrage would be funnier if someone hung a jersey from a tree, cut it down, then burned it.

Blogger Cataline Sergius September 22, 2016 5:14 PM  

The problem that lead to Cracked's SJW entryism and then PC humor conformity was simple enough. It was more or less libertarian.

I've moaned about Cracked's downfall before.

It happened slowly at first, just an article or two with a lefty slant. I mean libertarianism is all about taking what you want from the left and leaving the rest behind like a political salad bar, Right?

So you have to have a few token lefty articles just to prove that you aren't a knuckle dragging Scudderite. Free Speech is all and everything to the Libertarian. So you keep around the token lefty, to prove how inclusive you are. Please note: that libertarians NEVER keep around a token conservative. Their besetting sin is that they view progressives as (by in large) their intellectual and social equals. They do not feel that way about social conservatives. In their pride Libertarians need someone to look down on. I know. I used to be one.

Anyway, the token lefty hangs around long enough to begin making hiring decisions

And then before you know it something that was all about free minds and free markets, was all about Anthropogenic Global Warming and sucking Neil Degrasse Tyson's dick.

Anonymous FP September 22, 2016 5:18 PM  

Howie Long wrote:You guys are literally losers

Did you know that Colin Kapernicks jersey is the hottest selling jersery in the NFL? Did you also know that his time magazine cover is the hottest selling cover?


Come on now Howie be honest, we know you're probably having to say that to keep your sportscasting job, like Stevie Young there on ESPN. You'd sack Kapernickwhatsit with no mercy or you were never truly one of Al Davis' goons.

Anyway, who cares about Time cover sales. I'm quite sure everyone here has been Time Person of the Year already. 2006 baby!

Blogger Noah B September 22, 2016 5:18 PM  

He has such an interesting looking skull, too. Wonder if he still lives in Plano.

Blogger Cataline Sergius September 22, 2016 5:20 PM  

Seanbaby has been published by Cracked all of twice in the last 12 months.

Three times in the last two years.

Anonymous Icicle September 22, 2016 5:21 PM  

Cracked is gone. Assimilated by the Borg.

Except for Seanbaby, the rest of them can go to Hell. Or Mexico. Whichever is closer.

Anonymous Icicle September 22, 2016 5:24 PM  

Seanbaby has been published by Cracked all of twice in the last 12 months.

Three times in the last two years.


"Honestly, I don't care if the X-Men are vaguely racist. Vaguely racist is my comfort zone; it's how I order barbecue sides, speak Spanish, and accentuate a point with a gong strike." From Seanbaby's nostalgia article published in May, 2016.

Gee, I can't imagine why.

Blogger KSC September 22, 2016 5:25 PM  

I only keep reading Cracked out of inertia, but this article is probably a sign that it's time to stop. About as converged as converged can be.

Blogger Cataline Sergius September 22, 2016 5:29 PM  

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Blogger tublecane September 22, 2016 5:29 PM  

@26-Presumably, it's for junior high to college-aged kids on drugs and people who like weird for the sake of weird. Not enough for me that there are politically incorrect themes embedded. It has also to be good, like his YouTube stuff.

Too postmodernist, which is a breeding ground for status-signalling about how you "get it."

Blogger Johnny September 22, 2016 5:33 PM  

Way back when I thought Cracked was a second rate mag competing with the good one, Mad Magazine. And now, well, I would feel bad about what it has become except that I am a little (a lot?) older and not really interested in either.

Blogger LarryGriff September 22, 2016 5:46 PM  

I read this blog every day, but never comment. That was sheer awesomeness. Laugh out loud funny. I'd love to see the look on that guy's face when he read that.

Blogger Snidely Whiplash September 22, 2016 5:51 PM  

Deplorable S E Delenda wrote:
When an SJW has a reaction, it doesn't have to be relevant.

It might appear to expressing thought, but it is just mental emesis.

Just trying to give the pathetic loser some career advice. I mean BLM wouldn't pay for that hot mess, let alone Soros or the Israelis. I have to assume it's an intern or doing it for college credit.
From teh syllabus;
"Trigger Warning:
In order to get full credit for this class, you will be required to post troll messages on Right-Wing Extremist blogs. If you are unable to do so due to triggering, this may not be a safe space for you."

Anonymous Autistic Anti-Hero September 22, 2016 5:52 PM  

Cracked is where humor is dragged, kicking and screaming, to die.

Anonymous Jerry Keller September 22, 2016 5:53 PM  

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2016/sep/22/trump-ohio-campaign-chair-no-racism-before-obama

Within hours of the story's publication, she was dutifully denounced by Trump campaign officials and replaced in the campaign and as an elector by a black talk radio host who'd been publicly opposed to Trump six months ago. She also apologized for her "inappropriate" comments and clarified that she wasn't speaking bigotry on behalf of her bigot candidate's race-baiting campaign, but never acknowledged that her comments were wrong.

I'm not posting about this dumb person merely to pile on, as I'm sure there's a tidal wave of well-deserved vitriol crashing down on her already, but what do we do with people like this? I agree intellectually that we can't just withdraw to separate camps that represent 40% of the country, but my emotional self just wants to bury and mercilessly ridicule people like this. With this kind of willful and vicious ignorance, which I am sure is not at all rare, how do you engage? This is not some inexperienced and sheltered kid. This is a middle-aged aged woman in a sizeable city and a significant black population. I doubt patient outreach or respectful discussion or a trip to a trust-building camp with Ta Nehisi Coates is going to change her. So how does on interact with such a person, if we're not just going to write her off as a lost cause?

OpenID simplytimothy September 22, 2016 6:00 PM  

@43 I just scanned the article for her views and I tend to agree with her. White people have had enough of this slavery guilt.


Anonymous Wooly Phlox September 22, 2016 6:05 PM  

There might be a blind squirrel or two over at Cracked.

I sure hope so.

LarryGriff, heard. Stupiditity is not tolerated here. So I mainly just read.

Quite an enlightening site, Vox & Co. Many years.

Blogger bob k. mando ( the hardest troll here ) September 22, 2016 6:08 PM  

"Robert Evans has a book out about how drugs and bad behavior built civilization. You can read A Brief History of Vice now!

https://www.amazon.com/Brief-History-Vice-Behavior-Civilization/dp/0147517605/ref=sr_1_1

this guy is too damn stupid for words.

on the one hand he asserts that the Alt-Right is engaging in lots of "bad" behavior.

on the other hand he asserts that bad behavior builds civilization.

by his own argument, the Alt-Right will make the Civilization of the Future ...

OpenID boardroomal September 22, 2016 6:10 PM  

http://www.cracked.com/about-us/

A "Madcap" Gallery of Social Justice Warriors...man with funny look on face (emphasizing their "Zany" culture over there) 2nd Row, 1st pic on left hand side...I see we have beards & vapes for All.. Could require surgical maneuver..he did attempt to cover himself by emphasizing the dark lord as "General" when he doesn't understand the 4GW tactics of the entire movement...one should be impressed with Cracked though...I mean, back in the day, it was "Mad Magazine" and they just surpassed them in the digital world.....could be an interesting hill to tackle.


Blogger bob k. mando ( the hardest troll here ) September 22, 2016 6:10 PM  

43. Jerry Keller September 22, 2016 5:53 PM
I doubt patient outreach or respectful discussion or a trip to a trust-building camp with Ta Nehisi Coates is going to change her. So how does on interact with such a person, if we're not just going to write her off as a lost cause?



how about you just sit over there in the corner sucking your own dick and leave us alone? k, thx, bye.

Blogger bob k. mando ( the hardest troll here ) September 22, 2016 6:13 PM  

47. boardroomal September 22, 2016 6:10 PM
A "Madcap" Gallery of Social Justice Warriors



buncha fags and hipsters and hipster fags.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2TnkJ8_BmSI

Blogger Snidely Whiplash September 22, 2016 6:34 PM  

Jerry Keller wrote:. So how does on interact with such a person, if we're not just going to write her off as a lost cause?
Praise the lord and pass the ammunition.

Anonymous Steve September 22, 2016 6:47 PM  

Cracked used to be great at providing funny listicles and Seanbaby's sublimely hilarious Man Comics.

It was mostly low-effort, easy to read amusement with the odd serious subject (David Wong's suicide advice, or John Cheese's adventures in sobriety) tackled in an insightful, yet entertaining and compelling way. It seemed broadly apolitical, and when politics was covered it was usually in a non-contentious 10 MOST BADASS PRESIDENTS OF HISTORY type article.

Why fuck up a formula like that? Chasing SJW clicks I suppose. From about 2012 or so, it started to feature less of the good stuff and more articles like 5 REASONS WHY MISGENDERING YOUR PETS IS TOTES PROBLEMATIC. Just a few at first, like the initial spots on a plague victim. Then SocJus rapidly took over the site.

According to Google Trends they've been on a downward slide since 2013. Whodathunkit?

Anonymous Gen. Kong September 22, 2016 6:51 PM  

Did you know that Colin Kapernicks jersey is the hottest selling jersery in the NFL? Did you also know that his time magazine cover is the hottest selling cover?

How many millions of each did (((Soros))) buy with someone else's fake money?? He obviously didn't overpay for Howie so he had some left over.

Blogger Benjamin Kraft September 22, 2016 6:53 PM  

@43 I think you got lost somewhere. Granted, there WAS still racism in the 60s, but absolutely everything else she said was true as can be.

It IS due to how a lot of black kids are brought up. When a huge fraction of your population is brought up by mothers, because the fathers walked out, not only were the fathers brought up wrong, but the subsequent kids inevitably are as well. Really, blaming it on upbringing and cultural maladies is the kindest thing that could be said.

If someone were a lot meaner, they could go and say that it's because of the genetics, and it would be rather hard to disprove at this point, even though I personally would disagree.

Blogger S. Misanthrope September 22, 2016 7:09 PM  

Unless they changed practices in the past year or so, Cracked articles are written by anyone who wants to submit one on their forum, where other writers and forum members offer feedback and help make it publishable. I forget how the final decision about what is published is made, but I do know the author would be paid a small amount. If you consistently produced publishable content, you could graduate to staff writer.

I think it was about 3 years ago when a few Objectivist-leaning folks started putting their articles on Cracked. The slide toward SJW-ness had already been underway, and this competing attempt at entryism galvanized the Lefties into driving full convergence.

Anonymous BigGayKoranBurner September 22, 2016 7:11 PM  

I hear he is especially fond of the nickname "Fagboy."

Someone should show his picture to his local Home Depot Mexicans and tell then he has a stash of jew gold.

Did you know that Colin Kapernicks jersey is the hottest selling jersery in the NFL?

We even know how people can buy them with the food stamps card.

Jerry Keller from your link "“You’ve had the same schools everybody else went to. You had benefits to go to college that white kids didn’t have. You had all the advantages and didn’t take advantage of it. It’s not our fault, certainly.”

We have spend over $21 trillion dollars trying to make blacks equal, we could have had a manned base on Mars if we didn't fall for the mule train protest saying we should hand out more free stuff instead of walking on the moon http://stuffblackpeopledontlike.blogspot.it/2014_05_01_archive.html

Blogger horsewithnonick September 22, 2016 7:16 PM  

OT: https://www.slideshare.net/mobile/jody_abrams/oct-12-2013parkinsontalk

A 2 year old slideshow from a presentation on Parkinson's Disease features Hillary Clinton's picture.

Anonymous Post Alley Crackpot September 22, 2016 7:19 PM  

Wasn't Cracked once upon a time a place where people who knew how to write funny stuff wanted to be?

So when I see some Leftist Retard having some "public emesis" of his hurtfeels, I have only one reaction ...

The intensity and the frequency of the bitch slaps must increase.

Vox Day doesn't have to do a damn thing.

He can watch with an amused smirk as Private Pyle finally gets the blanket party he deserves.

The rest of us get the jelly doughnuts for a change.

Blogger horsewithnonick September 22, 2016 7:19 PM  

H/t @NoMoreRomney

Blogger Lovekraft September 22, 2016 7:23 PM  

The first line, to be seen as objective, should have outlined the ways Valenti has practically begged to be challenged.

Of course, the writer evades this by grouping the vicioustrolls with actual criticism.

Journalism under the Cultural Marxists always twists the truth.

Blogger Al From Bay Shore September 22, 2016 7:49 PM  

I got no problem with getting a skull for you however, I'd like to possess "associate" status like Jimmy "The Gent".

Blogger Snidely Whiplash September 22, 2016 7:57 PM  

Really, blaming it on upbringing and cultural maladies is the kindest thing that could be said.

If someone were a lot meaner, they could go and say that it's because of the genetics, and it would be rather hard to disprove at this point, even though I personally would disagree.

You imply a disparity where none exists.

Blogger ace September 22, 2016 7:58 PM  

Classic Cucked.

Also another example of how you can't even quote the alt right without fucking yourself. A lot of people are going to read that Vox quote and go: haha ...wait.

Blogger Jon M September 22, 2016 8:01 PM  

@4: Adding my voice to the chorus here, Cracked was my go-to humor site for a while there. (This is my new humor site - watching the Hugo mob flail about these last few years has been a laugh a day.)

Much as I lament its demise, I will always be grateful for Cracked for introducing my to GamerGate. In the early days they did everyone a service by running a piece by Zoe Quinn that started me down this fell path. As a starched collar normie her piece was so obviously riddled with holes it slapped me out of my complacency and helped make me the Pepe loving, Hugo busting warrior that I am today!

Anonymous Icicle September 22, 2016 8:04 PM  

Also another example of how you can't even quote the alt right without fucking yourself.

ANTI-FRAGILE!

Anonymous Alice De Goon September 22, 2016 8:11 PM  

http://www.cracked.com/about-us/


My God, that gallery of people is whiter than Dracula's taint! Not a single black face to be seen. How Racist! Vox Day's family tree contains far more non-white ethnicity than this little passel of snowflakes.

"It IS due to how a lot of black kids are brought up. When a huge fraction of your population is brought up by mothers, because the fathers walked out, not only were the fathers brought up wrong, but the subsequent kids inevitably are as well. Really, blaming it on upbringing and cultural maladies is the kindest thing that could be said.

I'm seeing shades of John Calhoun's Mouse Utopia here. Once conditions had caused dysfunctional families to become the norm for the mice, the females became incapable of raising their young to maturity. They remained incapable even after being placed in normal, non-crowding conditions.

To ruin a species, all you have to do is ruin a single generation (or at least, enable it to degrade back to it's pre-civilizational, genetically-determined cultural norms.)

Anonymous Icicle September 22, 2016 8:11 PM  

How many millions of each did (((Soros))) buy with someone else's fake money?? He obviously didn't overpay for Howie so he had some left over.

Seriously, how is Soros still breathing (and not with his gills) with all the shit he keeps pulling? Is there someone even bigger behind him? Maybe he is just a public (melted) face.

Blogger Escoffier September 22, 2016 8:20 PM  

Benjamin Kraft wrote:@43 I think you got lost somewhere. Granted, there WAS still racism in the 60s, but absolutely everything else she said was true as can be.

It IS due to how a lot of black kids are brought up. When a huge fraction of your population is brought up by mothers, because the fathers walked out, not only were the fathers brought up wrong, but the subsequent kids inevitably are as well. Really, blaming it on upbringing and cultural maladies is the kindest thing that could be said.

If someone were a lot meaner, they could go and say that it's because of the genetics, and it would be rather hard to disprove at this point, even though I personally would disagree.


I don't know of any serious source that holds your position, care to enlighten us rubes?

Anonymous BGKB September 22, 2016 8:46 PM  

To bad Evans and Howie were not this guy

http://www.shtfplan.com/headline-news/shock-video-mob-of-rioters-try-to-burn-white-reporter-alive-in-charlotte_09222016

Anonymous Mr. Deplorabional September 22, 2016 9:16 PM  

Gen. Kong wrote:How many millions of each did (((Soros))) buy with someone else's fake money??
Speaking of which, how fast would (((the globalists))) collapse if the USA took back the power of money creation from the Fed and rested it in Treasury?  FedGov could do things like creating demand/inflation by adding money to savings accounts as normal interest used to.

Benjamin Kraft wrote:If someone were a lot meaner, they could go and say that it's because of the genetics, and it would be rather hard to disprove at this point
Look at the current and historical family patterns back in the homeland.  If they're substantially similar then it's certainly not the US welfare state... and IIUC they are.

Blogger Dire Badger September 22, 2016 10:09 PM  

@43-
Are you paid to converge or are you just a spam bot?

Anonymous Jim Mortensen September 22, 2016 11:53 PM  

@65
Holding yourself to your own standards is haaard you guise!!
(I especially laugh at how hard Pargins would get publically flogged and castigated for his cultural appropriation for using the pseudonym David Wong if he wasn't part of the ingroup)
Looking at that about us page the thing that had me cracking up the most is that out of those 20 people, only 2 didn't have a 'director', 'editor' or 'manager' title of some kind or other. It's one of my favourite indicators of how much a company is built on bullshit, snakeoil and flim-flam.

Anonymous EH September 23, 2016 12:06 AM  

horsewithnonick wrote:OT: [slideshare link]

A 2 year old slideshow from a presentation on Parkinson's Disease features Hillary Clinton's picture.


It's slide 37, a shot showing her wearing Fresnel-prism glasses in the context of treating double vision in Parkinson's patients. Slide 35 is also interesting "While convergence insufficiency can occur in many settings we often see it in our Parkinson's population, and people after concussions/closed head injuries It is not known why convergence insufficiency is so common in Parkinson's patients because we are not sure exactly where in the brain the control for it occurs." So Hillary's picture in this presentation does not confirm she has Parkinson's, her double-vision may be due to her head injury.

Blogger Snidely Whiplash September 23, 2016 12:23 AM  

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Blogger Snidely Whiplash September 23, 2016 12:44 AM  

EH wrote:So Hillary's picture in this presentation does not confirm she has Parkinson's, her double-vision may be due to her head injury.
So What Is Wrong With Her is a choice between Parkinsons and brain damage.

Blogger residentMoron September 23, 2016 12:47 AM  

I assume many readers here know of the success of AfD in the recent Berlin election. What some may not have realised is that a large proportion of their success came at the expense of the Pirate Party.

Piraten Partei won 15 seats in the previous election and had been riding the wave of electoral discontent quite adroitly, scaring the more established parties along the way.

But in the last year their teen libertarian origins had moved them to come out heavily in favor of the free movement of people snd stridently in support of Merkel's ruinous rapefugee influx.

Today the party is effectively dead as a political force. Not having the historical inertia, the sentimental attachments, of the older parties, their one mistake killed them.

A few days ago the leader of the Berlin chapter was found dead in his apartment, beside the body of his boyfriend. Police have said it was a murder suicide and that the boyfriend had been dead for two days before the party leader topped himself.

You won't read much about this in the papers, especially about the political implications, but the writing is on the wall.

Advocating invasion of your own nation is suicide.

Blogger residentMoron September 23, 2016 12:48 AM  

Oh, the Party lost all their seats in the election.

Anonymous SciVo de Plorable September 23, 2016 2:29 AM  

@68 Mr. Deplorabional:

Your name doesn't make any rhetorical sense. A super-genius can get how you portmanteau derived it from Mr. Rational, but it's stupid to look at. Mr. Deplorable would be both more comprehensible and pleasant to look at. Worst case, do like me and keep your handle intact, like Deplorable Mr. Rational, or actually now that I think of it "Basket Of Rationals" would be kind of awesome and I hope you aren't too offended by my criticism to take my advice, since seriously. Awesome.

Anonymous Icicle September 23, 2016 2:32 AM  

A few days ago the leader of the Berlin chapter was found dead in his apartment, beside the body of his boyfriend. Police have said it was a murder suicide and that the boyfriend had been dead for two days before the party leader topped himself.

Gay pirates huh? Captain Brown Eye and Pegging-Leg Morgan, I presume.

They must have walked the wood plank too many times.

Blogger bob k. mando ( the hardest troll here ) September 23, 2016 2:39 AM  

77. SciVo de Plorable September 23, 2016 2:29 AM
Your name doesn't



eh, leave him be.

this is the name which he has chosen for himself and it is a deft and deeply personal expression of his inner snowflake and it's incredibly oppressive of you to disrespect his Noun choices.

Anonymous SciVo de Plorable September 23, 2016 2:47 AM  

Snidely Whiplash wrote:So What Is Wrong With Her is a choice between Parkinsons and brain damage.

I stubbornly insist that she's just an old drunk. It explains everything, and she brought it on herself.

Anonymous SciVo de Plorable September 23, 2016 2:53 AM  

bob k. mando ( the hardest troll here ) wrote:this is the name which he has chosen for himself and it is a deft and deeply personal expression of his inner snowflake and it's incredibly oppressive of you to disrespect his Noun choices.

You jest, but he's clearly either a smart adolescent or actually an aspie (or both).

Anonymous Icicle September 23, 2016 2:53 AM  

A lot of alcoholism symptoms can present very similarly to Parkinson's.

There's a differential diagnosis of coughing fit => dysphagia => vagus nerve => polyneuropathy => alcoholism.

Blogger bob k. mando ( the hardest troll here ) September 23, 2016 2:59 AM  

*grabs SciVo by his lapels*

it's his NOUN CHOICE, man! do you want to bring Obama's Justice Squad down on us?

next you'll be telling him he can't use the Women's bathroom.

Anonymous Mr. Deplorabional September 23, 2016 3:22 AM  

@77  I was going for something recognizable as me, but incorporating the "deplorable" theme.  There were sacrifices involved.  Also, I don't mind a bit of silliness and nonsense.  I can recite Jabberwocky from memory, it's an unusual gift but not exactly rare.

bob k. mando ( the hardest troll here ) wrote:next you'll be telling him he can't use the Women's bathroom.
The dorm I roomed in at Oon-i-verse-ity was originally an all-women's dorm, so there were no proper urinals in the bathrooms even on the men's floors.  One learns to adapt.

Blogger Dire Badger September 23, 2016 3:25 AM  

@74-
My best Friend's Mom, Who rose from GP through the ranks to Hospital administrator, pointed out that all available evidence points at 'Possibly' parkinsons, but also points at the much more likely explanation of her being a long-term HIV sufferer.
About 23-25 years actually... Which would be right around the time of the worst of Bill's extravagant sexual adventures, and her corresponding visual estrangement.

In short, she believes that slick willy caught HIV and passed it on to Hillary.

Blogger The Kurgan September 23, 2016 4:23 AM  

BGKB
Damn.

Anonymous Icicle September 23, 2016 4:54 AM  

To bad Evans and Howie were not this guy

http://www.shtfplan.com/headline-news/shock-video-mob-of-rioters-try-to-burn-white-reporter-alive-in-charlotte_09222016


We really need a new comic based on the news.

Panel 1: Shows an old white guy in front of a house with his wife. Caption: "I fought in WW2. I marched for civil rights back in the 1960s alongside Charlton Heston."

Panel 2: "Shut up whitey!"

Panel 3: Stick-figure rape of old guy's wife.

Final Panel: Distance shot of the house burning down, a guy running out with the stereo.

Anonymous SciVo September 23, 2016 5:05 AM  

Icicle wrote:A lot of alcoholism symptoms can present very similarly to Parkinson's.

There's a differential diagnosis of coughing fit => dysphagia => vagus nerve => polyneuropathy => alcoholism.


Thank you. It also explains the shakiness and, especially at her age, pretty much every thing else (she's lucky to be alive). Parkinson's my ass.

I present as my expertise small-town livin'. Never knew a drunk as obvious as her that lived as long as she has. She's a plain lush and no mistake.

@84 I hand you an awesome nick on a platter, and you refuse it. Aspie it is.

bob k. mando ( the hardest troll here ) wrote:next you'll be telling him he can't use the Women's bathroom.

He's used the women's bathroom because he lived in a dorm that used to be all-girls. I've used the women's bathroom because when they're single-person locking ones and I've been drinking, and my bladder's screaming, I don't give an eff. Do what works.

My G-d, he makes me look neurotypical.

Anonymous SciVo de Plorable September 23, 2016 5:16 AM  

Alcoholism would also really explain the report of Sick Hillary flying into a drunken rage and throwing something at an assistant, but that's almost too on-the-nose. I'm not sure I can believe something so plausible. ;)

Anonymous SciVo September 23, 2016 5:40 AM  

The thing you need to understand about alcohol addiction is that no matter whether it's upper- or lower-class, it's essentially a slow suicide. According to a fascinating Harvard study and one that they adopted of "Southies", it's actually harder for the upper class to change direction, because they don't get as good feedback from circumstance.

So what do you think of a sick gal whose closest people always tell her that she's fine?

Blogger bob k. mando ( the hardest troll here ) September 23, 2016 12:15 PM  

89. SciVo de Plorable September 23, 2016 5:16 AM
the report of Sick Hillary flying into a drunken rage and throwing something at an assistant



now the President of the United States is just "Hillary's assistant"? huh. well, there's your delusions of grandeur.

Blogger Didact September 23, 2016 1:49 PM  

That article, right there, sums up precisely why I stopped reading Cracked.com about three years ago when they went full SocJus.

You NEVER go full SocJus.

Oh, and speaking of the Vile Faceless Minions- Supreme Dark Lord, do you want your Cracked skull decanter set chased in silver, or plated in gold?

Blogger Snidely Whiplash September 23, 2016 3:27 PM  

Mr. Deplorabional wrote:There were sacrifices involved. 
Waitaminnit. I thought you were an Atheist.

Blogger residentMoron September 23, 2016 3:43 PM  

Snidely Whiplash wrote:Mr. Deplorabional wrote:There were sacrifices involved. 

Waitaminnit. I thought you were an Atheist.


Don't be complaining. That there's the funniest thing he's ever written.

Anonymous Mr. Deplorabional September 23, 2016 5:00 PM  

residentMoron wrote:Don't be complaining. That there's the funniest thing he's ever written.
You haven't seen the fake news interview I wrote as a Slashdot comment back in '99, among other works that shall forever go unattributed.  The funniest part was that somebody took it seriously and modded it "Informative".

Satire was easier in the 20th century.  I'm sad to see it go; when you have to check the URL to see if you're reading the local scandal site or The Onion, there's something profoundly broken in the world.

Blogger world entertainment September 24, 2016 3:26 AM  

Satire was easier in the 20th century. I'm sad to see it go; when you have to check the URL to see if you're reading the local scandal site or The Onion, there's something profoundly broken in the world.

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