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Monday, September 12, 2016

ABC reports "Hillary Clinton's death"


Presumably they're going to have a tough time explaining her reappearance yesterday. Second coming or body double? But the image below was briefly up on the ABC News website. Hoax, hacking, contingency preparation or Joe Biden's wishful thinking? Who knows.

In any event, Democrats are already openly discussing her replacement, so I think it is reasonably safe to conclude that regardless of her personal state, her campaign for President is now pining for the fjords.

Troubling thought for the day: what if the reason she reappeared and was so mysteriously reinvigorated is that Satan didn't want her in Hell either AND SENT HER BACK!

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122 Comments:

Anonymous Steve September 12, 2016 7:42 PM  

Nah, Hillary "dies" from time to time, but the only way to be permanently rid of her is to venture deep into the Maine sewer system and defeat her spider form.

Anonymous BGKB September 12, 2016 7:42 PM  

The devil wouldn't let her into hell, because ______

Blogger Student in Blue September 12, 2016 7:45 PM  

The devil wouldn't let her into hell, because ______

he'd lose his throne.

Blogger Johnny September 12, 2016 7:45 PM  

The undead? I wish this were happening in somebody else's country so I could enjoy it more.

Blogger Markku September 12, 2016 7:45 PM  

She's just napping. She's pining for Chigago.

Anonymous Bobby Farr September 12, 2016 7:48 PM  

The Dems knew what they were doing by importing the foreign horde. The can run the corpse of a former First Lady who has a history of unnecessary wars, treason and felonies and yet still poll at nearly 50%.

Anonymous Tigersault September 12, 2016 7:49 PM  

@1 LOL! I can see it now...Fallout 5!

Per the New York Post she was supposed to go to a Level I trauma center yesterday but a campaign staffer directed she go to Chelsea's instead.

Anonymous BGKB September 12, 2016 7:50 PM  

OT:Cant find any STR8 sources that include video.

http://www.towleroad.com/2016/09/illinois-man-willing-to-be-fired-for-refusing-to-watch-lgbt-diversity-training-video-watch/

Anonymous Raymondson September 12, 2016 7:50 PM  

From "mere allergies" to "death" in a matter of a week or two.

Modern American political elections are sooo entertaining.I'd even say exceptional !

Anonymous Darth Wheatley #2415 September 12, 2016 7:51 PM  

Her name is Legion...

I think finding a herd of pigs near her won't be too much trouble, either...

Anonymous Godfrey September 12, 2016 7:52 PM  

I don't think even death would stop the establishment. Think "Weekend at Bernie's".

Blogger Franz Lionheart September 12, 2016 7:53 PM  

pining for the fjords

Pining? She's not pining! She's passed on! This lizard is no more! She has ceased to be! She's expired and gone to meet her maker! A stiff! Bereft of life, she rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed her to the podium she'd be pushing up the daisies! Her metabolic processes are now history! She's off the twig! She's kicked the bucket, shuffled off er mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile!!

Anonymous Noah Nehm September 12, 2016 7:53 PM  

The devil wouldn't let her into hell, because ______

... the frozen lake was already cold enough.

Anonymous VFM #7916 September 12, 2016 7:54 PM  

makes me wonder if this is one of those "planted" stories used to discredit alt-right websites.

Anonymous fish September 12, 2016 7:56 PM  

The devil wouldn't let her into hell, because ______

...he's not going to listen to that shrill harridans bullshit through eternity.....seriously there are standards to maintain.

Blogger 4499 September 12, 2016 7:56 PM  

CNN is now reporting that what everyone thought was pneumonia was actually Hillary doing the Monster Mash, and the latest word from those closest to her is, it was a graveyard smash.

Anonymous WaterBoy September 12, 2016 7:59 PM  

The devil wouldn't let her into hell, because ______

...Hitler was already there.
...he couldn't accept free-market competition.
...it was a package deal and Bill wasn't there yet.
...all the other denizens complained, "There goes the nighborhood".

Blogger Cecil Henry September 12, 2016 8:03 PM  

Hillary: I am not dead

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVIrGONcCu4

Blogger AnD September 12, 2016 8:04 PM  

The stress is now overwhelming.
http://victuruslibertas.com/2016/09/temper-temper-killary-goes-on-rampage-for-over-an-hour-throwing-glass-at-staffers-head/

Anonymous Takin' a Look September 12, 2016 8:06 PM  

The devil wouldn't let her into hell, because ______

he doesn't want the competition.

Blogger lowercaseb September 12, 2016 8:07 PM  

Do you think death will keep her down, VD?

Since the majority of her voters in November will come from the legions of the dead, it is appropriate that they be given a proper Lich Queen. Her reign shall not end until the brave Paladins of the West find her Phylactery and destroy it. It will not be easy as it will be protected by the spell inspired by Orcus and given to a human archmage of old. The fell protections of Leomund's Safe Space.

Anonymous grey enlightenment September 12, 2016 8:07 PM  

maybe a good time to buy some 'Sanders' contracts on the sportsbook market if she really does die or becomes incapacitated

Blogger lowercaseb September 12, 2016 8:08 PM  

I will now be accepting lots for the raffle on who get's to take my Lunch Money.

Blogger Karl September 12, 2016 8:12 PM  

At least her staffers know she wants them for their braaaaains!

Anonymous #8601 September 12, 2016 8:12 PM  

Hillary is dying.

Media: look over there, it's David Duke!!

Anonymous #8601 September 12, 2016 8:15 PM  

@22 - maybe a good time to buy some Sanders contracts

Not a bad idea but I'll stick with my Trump contracts, thanks.

Anonymous dagwood September 12, 2016 8:18 PM  

The devil wouldn't let her into hell because.....

Because reasons.

I think Renoir had something funny to say about this.

Anonymous Takin' a Look September 12, 2016 8:19 PM  

Weirdest conspiracy theory I've heard yet is that Hillary was arrested yesterday and replaced with a double.

Blogger Skylark Thibedeau September 12, 2016 8:19 PM  

She died but the Cylon Resurrection Ship was close by. She has a massive headache after the download and is recovering.

Blogger Bard September 12, 2016 8:20 PM  

Because there is no 10th circle?

Blogger Cecil Henry September 12, 2016 8:20 PM  

#19:

I see. So she also has a charming personality too.

This woman is so transparently fake, manipulative, and nasty.

Normally politicians hide it with a thin veneer. But Hillary is visible in every gesture.

Especially in that ghoulish scene with the randomly, opportunistically grabbed child yesterday.

Ugly in its falseness.

'Grandma has very cold hands'.

Blogger Lazarus September 12, 2016 8:21 PM  

Die, bitch, die.

Anonymous Rolf September 12, 2016 8:24 PM  

The Dems have been using massed charges of dead voters for decades. What's not to love about a dead candidate? They assiduously stick to the talking points, are easy to schedule, have minimal food requirement, aren't picky about wardrobe, you can spend their paychecks for them, and can stand at attention through long Moscow parades without flinching.

All Hail Max Headroom!

Anonymous MendoScot September 12, 2016 8:32 PM  

BGKB wrote:The devil wouldn't let her into hell, because ______

even he has standards.

Blogger Tom Kratman September 12, 2016 8:41 PM  

That raised a laugh. And then I realized I wasn't laughing so much because it was funny as because it just might be true.

Anonymous jm September 12, 2016 8:41 PM  

She's getting closer to the Hellmouth every day.

"Overheated" indeed.

Blogger SamuraiJack September 12, 2016 8:42 PM  

Well she is a witch. If the illuminati tales are to be believed, she has been cankle deep in babies blood for years.

Blogger Snidely Whiplash September 12, 2016 8:42 PM  

BGKB wrote:The devil wouldn't let her into hell, because ______

Hell has a strict anti-nepotism policy.

Anonymous BGKB September 12, 2016 8:44 PM  

HilLIARy's Kaine says Catholics will change position on Gay Marriage after talking to Pope Commie.


Senator Tim Kaine delivers the keynote address at the 2016 HRC National Dinner. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4UeXY_w57E

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/post-politics/wp/2016/09/10/kaine-predicts-catholic-church-will-change-its-teaching-on-gay-marriage/

Anonymous The OASF September 12, 2016 8:46 PM  

"3 I saw that one of the heads of the beast seemed wounded beyond recovery—but the fatal wound was healed! The whole world marveled at this miracle and gave allegiance to the beast. 4 They worshiped the dragon for giving the beast such power, and they also worshiped the beast. “Who is as great as the beast?”

Blogger Nathan Wright September 12, 2016 8:46 PM  

Ok, this is officially getting weird.

Anonymous Rolf September 12, 2016 8:50 PM  

@41 - "getting"?

Blogger lowercaseb September 12, 2016 8:50 PM  

Nathan Wright wrote:Ok, this is officially getting weird.

...or awesome. I've always dreamed of a world where conspiracies were true.

In a world with conspiracies...that means that someone actually put some thought about what they do, and actually have the skill and competence to make it work for a little bit.

Blogger Skylark Thibedeau September 12, 2016 8:55 PM  

...and behold the Bronie came forth on his Rainbow horse and Destruction followed close behind......

Blogger Skylark Thibedeau September 12, 2016 8:56 PM  

...and behold the Bronie came forth on his Rainbow horse and Destruction followed close behind......

Blogger Chris September 12, 2016 8:56 PM  

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Anonymous Jared September 12, 2016 8:58 PM  

"4 They worshiped the dragon for giving the beast such power, and they also worshiped the beast."

Well, I'm old enough to remember when Ronald Reagan was also "considered" to be the Beast. Also JPII. (Both were shot and recovered, and plus "Ronald Wilson Reagan" = 666, which of course makes no Biblical sense but people swallowed it anyway.)

Like Our Lord said, No man knoweth the hour.

So stop prognosticating. Revelations can plausibly be read as a metaphor for all times and all historical circumstances. I wouldn't claim to be the expert on that, though. But I bet the Knights of Saint John during the siege of Malta entertained similar ideas about Suleiman, and how did that work out? Fort Saint Elmo, now THERE was a trip and a half.

Where is Beau when you need him? We want not just an expert, but a real holy man.

Anonymous Ironsides September 12, 2016 9:05 PM  

I'm generally pretty levelheaded, but this stuff is starting to make me a bit uneasy. There's a hint of Twilight Zone in the air...

Anonymous Ezekiel Cassandros September 12, 2016 9:10 PM  

"...or awesome. I've always dreamed of a world where conspiracies were true.

In a world with conspiracies...that means that someone actually put some thought about what they do, and actually have the skill and competence to make it work for a little bit."

The best part for me was when I realized that, obviously, the first thing any major conspiracy would do is cover their tracks by making the very IDEA that they're conspiring to rule seem ridiculous - or offensive - to as many people as possible.

Anonymous G.A.R. Illnoise Cemetery Post No.666 September 12, 2016 9:12 PM  

Rolf wrote:The Dems have been using massed charges of dead voters for decades. What's not to love about a dead candidate? They assiduously stick to the talking points, are easy to schedule, have minimal food requirement, aren't picky about wardrobe, you can spend their paychecks for them, and can stand at attention through long Moscow parades without flinching.

All Hail Max Headroom!


Hey, our masters in neighboring Missourie delivered the carcass of Mel Carnahan to the US Senate back in the 90s. We protest silently against the dead not being able to hold office! We have real veterans here and they deserve at least as much respect as John McCain (who's really one of us but just pretending to be alive). We're the most reliable and consistent voting bloc in the empire.

Blogger Whisker biscuit September 12, 2016 9:12 PM  

Fits in with Metallica's Creeping Death!

Anonymous johnc September 12, 2016 9:13 PM  

Don't forget that anyone can easily manipulate web page text by simply doing right-click -> Inspect and then finding the text in the web page and changing it.

Blogger CM September 12, 2016 9:15 PM  

I'm kinda at the point where if Hill really did die and the media reported it, I wouldn't believe it.

Whether that speaks more to my cynicism that we will never be rid of her or the complete and total destruction of social trust the media has perpetrated, I do not know.

Blogger J A Baker September 12, 2016 9:31 PM  

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=umU8vKRNnRw

Anonymous NateM September 12, 2016 9:34 PM  

Well Bill Clinton IS the devil...

Blogger Steffen September 12, 2016 9:34 PM  

@53 Considering the amount of money the Clinton Foundation pocketed, and the not-so-nice people her donors likely are, I'm not sure declaring herself dead would be such a bad career move if she fails to get elected.

Anonymous JAG September 12, 2016 9:36 PM  

https://www.superstation95.com/index.php/world/1996

I posted this link in an earlier thread where I jokingly floated the theory that Hillary died. That website has some pretty compelling photo comparisons between known Hillary pics and the alleged body double.

I love conspiracies, even the obvious bullshit ones because of the entertainment value. I don't know what the truth is regarding the Reptile Queen's current mortality status, but I am certainly entertained!

Anonymous Anonymous September 12, 2016 9:41 PM  

Perhaps Satan doesn't have that "special place in hell for women that don't help other women" Madeline Albright spoke about. Probably one of the construction unions is holding out for better working conditions. Meeting a deadline while having to deal with unions in a large construction project can be hell. Oh, wait ...

Blogger Sagramore September 12, 2016 9:45 PM  

The devil wouldn't let her into hell, because ______

Okay Gene, the devil wouldn’t let Hillary into hell because the same matter cannot occupy the same space.

Anonymous Down and Out in... September 12, 2016 9:50 PM  

"The devil wouldn't let her into hell, because ______"

Why this is Hell, nor am I out of it.
....When the great earth is swallowed up,
All places that are not Heaven shall be Hell.

-- Kit Marlowe (speaking as Mephistopheles)


Blogger Ingot9455 September 12, 2016 9:53 PM  

The devil wouldn't let her into hell, because ______

She can't follow a script. Everyone knows you rise on the THIRD day!

Blogger Deplorable-Puppy September 12, 2016 9:59 PM  

@2 BGKB
The devil wouldn't let her into hell, because ______
--
... that would collapse the waveform and he would be stuck with her for eternity

Blogger Deplorable-Puppy September 12, 2016 10:02 PM  

@45 Skylark Thibedeau
...and behold the Bronie came forth on his Rainbow horse and Destruction followed close behind......
---

Bronies need to level up and defeat the Hugopatamus

Anonymous Jack Amok September 12, 2016 10:03 PM  

The devil wouldn't let her into hell, because ______

reminds him too much of his ex-wife.

Per the New York Post she was supposed to go to a Level I trauma center yesterday but a campaign staffer directed she go to Chelsea's instead.

Parents often do opt to be around family for their end-of-life hospice care.

But I think the video is faked.

Anonymous BGKB September 12, 2016 10:04 PM  

Someone bought the rights to the HilLIARy falls video and is erasing it from the net.
http://www.thedailysheeple.com/did-hillary-just-order-the-destruction-of-her-911-fainting-video_092016

Anonymous Jk September 12, 2016 10:05 PM  

The devil wouldn't let her into hell because......judgement day is the preferred leadership hand over.

Blogger pyrrhus September 12, 2016 10:13 PM  

Hillary--"I am not...a corpse!"

Anonymous VFM #6306 September 12, 2016 10:13 PM  

We're gonna need a bigger Narrative.

"She had such compassion for the damned that she died as one for a while. It takes a seance to raise a child of the devil."

Anonymous Eric the Red September 12, 2016 10:13 PM  

They should now consider for firing squad fodder, all the lying media whores who insisted that speculation about her bad health was a right-wing plot full of hate and misogyny.

Blogger pyrrhus September 12, 2016 10:14 PM  

As I recall, a wooden stake in the heart is necessary...

Blogger Deplorable-Puppy September 12, 2016 10:16 PM  

@57 JAG
https://www.superstation95.com/index.php/world/1996

I posted this link in an earlier thread where I jokingly floated the theory that Hillary died. That website has some pretty compelling photo comparisons between known Hillary pics and the alleged body double.

I love conspiracies, even the obvious bullshit ones because of the entertainment value. I don't know what the truth is regarding the Reptile Queen's current mortality status, but I am certainly entertained!
---

Me too. Lately I've been digging into a lot of them, they are fun as reading sci/fi or fantasy tales.

This video is chock full o' Conspiracy goodness -
https://youtu.be/D86gzs5PuBs

The one really bugging me now is the Mandela Effect -
https://youtu.be/HNs0cqMy6VI

Anonymous Jack Amok September 12, 2016 10:24 PM  

This is definitely the hand of Kek at work.

Anonymous a deplorable rubberducky September 12, 2016 10:40 PM  

Well if she dies I hope they remember the stake. If they forget the stake she'll come back.

Anonymous Credo in Unum Deum September 12, 2016 10:41 PM  

She'll be with allah soon enough...

Blogger SouthRon September 12, 2016 10:43 PM  

The devil wouldn't let her into hell, because
______

Christ has the keys and he hasn't been seen around here for 2,000 years.

Blogger Mountain Man September 12, 2016 10:44 PM  

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Anonymous a deplorable rubberducky September 12, 2016 10:45 PM  

Everybody today has told me I'm out of my mind on this. But here is the problem:

1) You got to get Cankles to agree to withdraw
2) How do you keep the Clinton warchest and donors without her?
3) How do you present a compelling, emo, tragi-heroic narrative to inspire the voters?

A: Nominee Chelsea Clinton. <--- Solves these problems and more.

Blogger Mountain Man September 12, 2016 10:46 PM  

Baaahhaaaaa.. the Demonrats have managed to virtue signal themselves right into a Presidential loss.!!!

"Oooohhh we've got to be the party to bring the United State their first Womnyz President".. even if she is a nasty old alcoholic hag who is riddled with alzheimers, parkinsons and a myriad of strokes.

Stupid tards - I can't think of a better group of morons more deserving.

Anonymous Kapper September 12, 2016 10:52 PM  

If Hillary dies before election day she could star as an extra in the next season of AMC's The Walking Dead. It resumes in October. The ratings would go through the roof!

Anonymous A Paradigm Is More Than Twenty Cents September 12, 2016 10:52 PM  

Off topic, probably.
The Internet of Hackable Things includes smart vibrators.

We-Vibe 4 links to phone app with Bluetooth for customized funtime but it also phones plenty of personal data home.

One user is suing the company for invasion of privacy / Eavesdropping.

Now, if Hillary Rodan Clinton is really a Robot and she's part of the Internet of Things, then perhaps all the seizures and coughing fits are just the result of hacker attacks.

It's as believable as the "She's in perfect health except for allergies" cover story.

Blogger Thucydides September 12, 2016 10:58 PM  

Clinton has the goods on too many people. Too many other people are expecting a massive payout from a Clinton Administration. And Clinton herself isn't going to allow anyone to take the prize she has been working for her entire political career u less she is dead and buried with a stake through her heart.

The Dems will also implode when all the various factions who were forcibly surpassed under the Obama regime and the second coming of the Clintons make their grab for power with only a few weeks (realistically) to prepare and do the job. Do you really think the BenieBros are going to sit still for being cheated a second time? Do you think Fauxahauntas, Joe Biden or anyone else is going to have a big enough base within the party to overcome all opposition and then rapidly unify the bloody remains?

More beer and popcorn, please.

Anonymous Wyrd September 12, 2016 11:01 PM  

Speaking of Kek, Clinton's website actually has a page dedicated to Pepe. Here's an archive of it in case someone get a clue about how pathetically stupid this is and decides to take it down:

http://archive.is/ETDNv

Blogger Horn of the Mark September 12, 2016 11:05 PM  

Beat me to it! A phylactery joke immediately popped into my head upon reading this.

Anonymous A Paradigm Is More Than Twenty Cents September 12, 2016 11:07 PM  

Trump bumps up the ante.

Trump wants to debate Clinton without a moderator of course Hillary Rodan Zombie will decline but it puts just a leeetle more pressure onto her fragile, stressed out self. That's a shame.

Blogger Lazarus September 12, 2016 11:24 PM  

Anybody remember this?

Hillary Death Nostalgia

Blogger Joshua Sinistar September 12, 2016 11:26 PM  

Hillary might be dead, but Zombie Hillary goes on. Those damn Bushes and RINOs don't care though. She just wants BRAINS.

THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE HAS BEGUN.

Blogger Leo Littlebook in Shenzhen September 12, 2016 11:48 PM  

Whenever Hillary loses her post-dawn heartbeat, they just ring up Planned Parenthood, order a 7 firstborn cocktail, and douche. After a 3-hour laughter bootup she's good to go.

Anonymous Jack Amok September 13, 2016 12:09 AM  

If Hillary dies before election day she could star as an extra in the next season of AMC's The Walking Dead. It resumes in October. The ratings would go through the roof!

They would appear to have a large selection of actresses available to play her.

Blogger Deplorable-Puppy September 13, 2016 12:10 AM  

Illary Clinton - Shovel Ready - 2016
https://i.imgflip.com/1a3gcp.jpg

Anonymous Jack Amok September 13, 2016 12:25 AM  

Now, if Hillary Rodan Clinton is really a Robot and she's part of the Internet of Things, then perhaps all the seizures and coughing fits are just the result of hacker attacks.

She pretty clearly blue-screened back in August. But I am impressed at how quickly she reboots. Usually those older models have so many bad sectors on their boot drives that it takes a while to load the OS.

This weekend though, one of the coolant fans broke (that's what we saw falling out of her pant leg). The whole unit had a thermal shutdown.

Anonymous Spartacus xxxxx September 13, 2016 12:29 AM  

BGKB wrote:The devil wouldn't let her into hell, because ______

the case is tied up in litigation brought by the pharmaceutical industry.

Anonymous Takin' a Look September 13, 2016 12:34 AM  

Archived Breitbart article.

https://archive.is/syD1C

Ted Strickland: " Kaine is a Wonderful and Prepared person ready to become President" of course you have some blah-blah on how "we of _course_ in no way shape or form mean Hillary is anything but in stellar health and recovering rapidly!"

They know she is dying.

Blogger eharmonica September 13, 2016 12:38 AM  

All this aside, I hope she gets well.

Anonymous Spartacus xxxxx September 13, 2016 12:41 AM  

BGKB wrote:The devil wouldn't let her into hell, because ______

the case is tied up in litigation brought by the robotics industry.

Blogger Remo - Vile Faceless Minion #99 September 13, 2016 12:42 AM  

With stuff like this now trending on youtube - hopefully we can say the lizard queen is done...

HRC does Tom Petty! Free fallin

And of course Weekend at Bernies

Anonymous Spartacus xxxxx September 13, 2016 12:45 AM  

BGKB wrote:The devil wouldn't let her into hell, because ______

the case is tied up in litigation brought by the movie industry. For one example, Kektastrophe: The Undeadening is already several billion over budget.

Anonymous Takin' a Look September 13, 2016 12:50 AM  

OMG....

Chelsea's address used to be a private senior health care clinic!

http://archive.ec/UAKmf

http://archive.ec/cjZx2

http://archive.ec/mrSAC

Anonymous Whitey Whiteman III September 13, 2016 1:16 AM  

I was just about to post the Chelsea's Apartment/Medical Center thing.

As of this moment, it appears quite possible that the medical equipment was never removed.

/pol/ ausiste magic thread...

http://boards.4chan.org/pol/thread/88628322#q88628322

Anonymous Jack Amok September 13, 2016 1:20 AM  

Chelsea's address used to be a private senior health care clinic!

Damn. Webb really thought of everything, didn't he?

Anonymous Anonymous September 13, 2016 1:23 AM  

Bwahahaaha!
I don't like SPAM!!

Blogger Unknown September 13, 2016 1:41 AM  

She's just mostly dead

Anonymous Takin' a Look September 13, 2016 2:04 AM  

@ Whitey Whiteman III

Yes, would _easily_ explain why she refused to go to the hospital. Just how sick is she? How long has this been going on? They are lying their asses off big time.

Blogger Snidely Whiplash September 13, 2016 2:09 AM  

SouthRon wrote:The devil wouldn't let her into hell, because ______


Christ has the keys and he hasn't been seen around here for 2,000 years.


I personally know two people who have seen him. JC Wright has also seen Him and talked with Him.

Blogger weka September 13, 2016 2:50 AM  

Twitter is getting deconverged. https://twitter.com/JimRobinsonSEA/status/775584051730141184

Blogger Technomad September 13, 2016 2:53 AM  

She'd been out in the sun too long, and needed fresh blood and time in her coffin.

Anonymous meh September 13, 2016 3:13 AM  

False news story. Hillary can't die, because her soul (yes, she has one) is safely hidden inside a needle, which is in an egg, which is in a duck, which is in a hare, which is in an iron chest, which is buried under a green oak tree, which is on the island of Buyan in the ocean. So she is perfectly safe.

Blogger Craig R. Meyer September 13, 2016 3:27 AM  

Honestly I'm worried that Hillary will be shivved/offed/poisoned by her own side -- with Russia+Trump getting the blame for it -- in order to win enough sympathy/anger to elect her replacement and/or God-Knows-What-Else.

Blogger Craig R. Meyer September 13, 2016 3:33 AM  

> 1) You got to get Cankles to agree to withdraw

(Or they -- the DNC and/or her customers -- just finish her off themselves.)

Blogger Franz Lionheart September 13, 2016 4:23 AM  

Devil, he'll, because.....

Non-sarcastic, honest opinion: Indeed it is true what they say, Hell is a prison that is locked from the inside.

This woman clearly suffers, she's had enough. Her party even deserts her, quite publicly.

However the various rules and regulations apparently mean that only she herself can decide to withdraw and save the last bit of health and sanity and dignity she possesses. But it's not going to happen, is it.

This episode moves from annoying, to serious, to threatening, to strange, to bizarre, to farcical, to comical, to sad, to pitiful.

Blogger freddy September 13, 2016 4:36 AM  

Revelations is apocalyptic literature, like Isaiah. If you read it like a newspaper, you're hermeneuticaly challenged.

Anonymous Moonbear September 13, 2016 6:47 AM  

@70 Deplorable-Puppy

The mandela effect gets me too, one in particular I found strange is Hitler's eye color which was always made fun of in school pointing out the irony that he thought blue eyes and blonde hair was better while he had brown hair and brown eyes. Now all the pictures and such have him with blue eyes.

Anonymous Deplorable Difster September 13, 2016 7:41 AM  

I'm torturing a friend of mine who writes for Occupy Democrats with this stuff. He's carried enough water for Hillary to replenish Lake Mead.

Anonymous oneofthecrowd September 13, 2016 8:58 AM  

Speculation.
Some Clinton friendly sources are claiming to be told by members of her camp that she never drinks enough water. That they have to nag her to do so. This is a spin to make it look like she doesn't think about herself enough and hence her collapse through soldiering on.
If it is not a flat lie. If she is refusing water. She may be in renal failure and be fluid restricted. She may even be dialysis dependant. That would fit with a 2hour rejuvenation.

Blogger Shimshon September 13, 2016 9:07 AM  

Another coughing fit just hit the news:

http://www.israelnationalnews.com/News/News.aspx/217730

Anonymous patrick kelly September 13, 2016 9:13 AM  

No it was a campaign stop to reach some more registered Democratic voters

Blogger Dire Badger September 13, 2016 9:55 AM  

@19-

My favorite line was "If I lose, we all go down and that Fascist Fuck will have us swinging from nooses! What the fuck is wrong with you idiots?"

If Only.

Blogger Arthur Isaac September 13, 2016 10:31 AM  

It's the same "story" told something like 5 times in a row. It's prophetic layer cake with supportive imagery much like the book of Daniel's dreams and visions.

Anonymous 43rd Virginia Cavalry September 13, 2016 11:06 AM  

I have literally carried hundreds of drunks home in my lifetime, I know what a drunk looks like and Hillary was drunk.

Blogger kmbr September 13, 2016 11:48 AM  

This is some crazy stuff.

The just rewards is ---she will never know if what happened to her health just happened organically (I doubt it) or of someone helped it along.

They, Bill and Hill, should have lived off the speaking fees, books and appearances and called it a day.

My bet is she would have lived to a ripe old age.

Blogger Roger G2 September 13, 2016 3:52 PM  

Seems all the efforts of the MSM to shove a candidate down the throats of the voters will be all for naught. Ditto the DNC effort to underhand Bernie's campaign. They've probably inadvertently elected Trump, their worst nightmare come to fruition.
They could've simply let the better primary candidates have a chance at winnng, but no, they had to anoint the chosen next in line on the grievance totem after the African-American: a woman.
What a tangled web they've woven.
If they're capable of learning a lesson(doubtful), next time maybe the various ms news outlets will sit back, OBSERVE AND REPORT, and let the people decide whom should win elections and govern.

Anonymous kfg September 13, 2016 10:29 PM  

"She's just napping. She's pining for Chigago."

If the Chicago dead can vote for President, I don't see why they can run for President.

Anonymous kfg September 13, 2016 10:31 PM  

Yeah, yeah, I know the rule, but I really screwed that up.

I don't see why they can't run for President.

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