Thursday, September 01, 2016

Just here to pay my respects

Some of you might call him Harambee, you know what I'm saying?
It don't make no difference, if he was alive, he wouldn't want us fighting.
Over the pronunciation of his name.
So let's just, be humble, yeah.



Anonymous Wyrd September 01, 2016 7:14 PM  

Harambe4life, yo!

Anonymous Steve September 01, 2016 7:15 PM  

I am disappointed Elton John didn't sing at Harambe's funeral.

Why, Reg? Why?

Anonymous VFM #6306 September 01, 2016 7:15 PM  

How godsdam fitting for this sad subterranean age.

The rescue of Western Civilization may very well hinge on the public's affection for a dead gorilla.

Anonymous Smile Of The Shadow September 01, 2016 7:24 PM  

Why you gotta trigger me like every day.

Blogger Josh (the gayest thing here) September 01, 2016 7:27 PM  

harambe was an inside job!

Blogger Stg58/Animal Mother September 01, 2016 7:37 PM  


Blogger John Williams September 01, 2016 7:37 PM  

"With the other angel gorillas" I was able to keep my composure till that line hit me.

Anonymous Moonbear September 01, 2016 7:38 PM  

1:53 spotted r-selected woman smoking while pregnant.

Blogger Dave September 01, 2016 7:40 PM  

Philly zoo urged to name baby gorilla Harambe by Internet

Anonymous Case September 01, 2016 7:46 PM  

Bill Cosby could have tranquilized that Gorilla.

Blogger Lovekraft September 01, 2016 7:48 PM  

He was just getting his life together too. Reaching out to his kids and all.

Anonymous Icicle September 01, 2016 7:50 PM  

Vox's current troll level: alligator.

Here's a gold statue of an open-mouthed alligator with two people behind it shaking hands.

Blogger VD September 01, 2016 7:51 PM  

"With the other angel gorillas" I was able to keep my composure till that line hit me.

I cracked up a little bit at "he wouldn't want us to fight", but yeah, I lost it there.

Blogger Cataline Sergius September 01, 2016 7:53 PM, not again. I had that damn Dicks (I guess you'd have to call it,) earworming it's way around my head for a solid day after I heard it.

I had to dig out the soundtrack to Heavy Metal to kill it.

Anonymous Turd Burglestein September 01, 2016 7:53 PM  

If only harambe had read gorilla mindset.

Blogger Scott C September 01, 2016 7:55 PM  

Vox pandering to the Twitter trolls. He's saying "I'm one of you."

Anonymous tb September 01, 2016 7:57 PM  


No, this is alligator level trolling.

Anonymous Anonymous September 01, 2016 7:58 PM  

Just warnin'ya'll bout' Harambee man,
He gonna' come back a zombie man,
Ya'll white folks won't be sadder when
Harambee joins up with Black Lives Matter then.

Blogger YIH September 01, 2016 7:59 PM  

They know, yes they do.

Anonymous BGKB September 01, 2016 8:07 PM
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Blogger SemiSpook37 September 01, 2016 8:10 PM  

tb wrote:Icicle,

No, this is alligator level trolling.

That involves my most favorite hero of all time...FLORIDA MAN!

Anonymous Icicle September 01, 2016 8:20 PM  


No, this is alligator level trolling.

You're both honorary alligators. One is literal one is metaphoric.

I would have killed and eaten it. Alligator meat is very lean. I mean I'm at a restaurant, you know?

Blogger SemiSpook37 September 01, 2016 8:25 PM  

tb wrote:Icicle,

No, this is alligator level trolling.

That involves my most favorite hero of all time...FLORIDA MAN!

Blogger SS September 01, 2016 8:29 PM  

ok this song convinced me to send one of my kids as harambe for halloween

Blogger Al From Bay Shore September 01, 2016 8:33 PM  

Please pardon my ignorance but I don't get the Harambee thing. I see it a lot on Twitter and I know I am missing out on something. Is it too much trouble to ask someone to school me on the "Harambee Science"?

Blogger Anonymous-9 September 01, 2016 8:36 PM  

I am deeply, deeply offended. All these soulful dirges to Harambe and nothing for PEPE. Balls out for Harambe, dicks out for Harambe. NOTHING for Pepe??? Green Lives Matter, man!

Anonymous WaterBoy September 01, 2016 8:37 PM  

Icicle @22: "Alligator meat is very lean."

Tastes like chicken...if chicken devolved back into a reptile.

Anonymous Wyrd September 01, 2016 8:52 PM  

@Al From Bay Shore

This should get you started:

Blogger Al From Bay Shore September 01, 2016 8:59 PM  


Anonymous Ezekiel Cassandros September 01, 2016 9:02 PM  


For my part, Harambe worship is explicit mockery of Black Lives Matter. I am sure I am not alone in this.

Blogger Al From Bay Shore September 01, 2016 9:04 PM  

Just watched the video. Thank you for bringing me up to speed. Now I understand. I appreciate ya'!

Blogger Al From Bay Shore September 01, 2016 9:05 PM  

I appreciate you too. It all makes sense now.

Anonymous cheddarman September 01, 2016 9:19 PM  

Harambee is symbolic of the missing father figure for many young black men

Anonymous Godfrey September 01, 2016 10:16 PM  

This is parody, right?...right?... anybody?

Blogger Johnny September 01, 2016 10:30 PM  

Imagine they had not shot the ape and the thing did in the black kid. My, my but there would be a lot of excitement, like, you know, Magilla Gorilla is worth more than a black. ;^)

Blogger Were-Puppy September 01, 2016 10:37 PM  

Harambe had hopes, and dreams.
He was going to start a charity to raise awareness for Cecil.

Blogger Cecil Henry September 01, 2016 10:53 PM  


I don't even think they would know if you asked them.

God help us.....

Blogger Matthew September 01, 2016 10:55 PM  

You are all weirdos.

Anonymous Wyrd September 01, 2016 10:55 PM  

Harambe had hopes, and dreams.

At 17, Harambe was on the verge of going to college. He always loved looking up in the sky at all them stars and shit. He told me he was getting a degree in cosmetology so he could be the next Neil deGrasse Tyson.

Blogger The Other Robot September 01, 2016 11:30 PM  

Harambe wuz a kang and sheet. He wuz gettin his sheet together, bro!

Blogger Chrom September 01, 2016 11:49 PM  

Talk about spooky coincidences, Harambe was eating Skittles right before he was shot.

Blogger Anonymous-9 September 02, 2016 12:22 AM  

#38 Why, thank you!

Anonymous FP September 02, 2016 2:13 AM  

"You are all weirdos."

Thanks Sam.

Anonymous Alec September 02, 2016 2:28 AM  

Harambe din' du nuffin' wrong. He wuz gettin' his live togevuh!

Anonymous Florida man September 02, 2016 3:31 AM  

As he was in life? Gory post-assasination martyr? Angel gorilla?

Blogger Mother Effingby September 02, 2016 5:00 AM  

My tears...they be reals.

Blogger Leo Littlebook in Shenzhen September 02, 2016 6:25 AM  

Dear Harambe, you know a real gorilla don't stop
with yo back so silver, bitches riding your jock

When the niglet falls, you gotta stand like a rock
Yo 'Rambe, here's to you: imma show you my cock

So let's kill a whitey, make his girl our cum sock
Cuz Gorilla Lives Matter when they're shot by a cop!

Blogger Azimus September 02, 2016 9:37 AM  

Sometimes, I think my life would be better without the internet.

Blogger pdwalker September 02, 2016 11:53 AM  

@48 what? And miss all this fun? No way.

Blogger L. Beau September 02, 2016 2:30 PM  

@48 - too old or just humorless?

Blogger Azimus September 05, 2016 4:47 PM  

@49, @50.

More like, at the beginning of the day, I wanted to accomplish X tasks. At the end of the day, I usually accomplish 0.5X tasks. The reason for the delta is usually internet. Frequently expressed in phrases like "That's an hour of my life I'll never get back", etc. No complaint here, just sometimes you're reading something and you say to yourself - "What am I doing?"

Blogger stuff September 05, 2016 10:31 PM  

Nicki Minaj mentions Harambe in new song 'The Pinkprint Freestyle'

"Nicki Minaj is out for Harambe.

The music star on Sunday dropped her first new piece of music in two years — and used the work to breathe new life into the memory of a deceased gorilla.

In "The Pinkprint Freestyle," the rap songstress sings, "I'm dragging these hoes like Harambe did the kid," raising up the lowland gorilla's high profile to new heights."

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