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Monday, September 05, 2016

Enough, Hillary

Just stop already. Why is she doing this to herself? This is insane. At this rate, Hillary Clinton is going to collapse during the first debate before Trump even finishes his initial statement. And blaming it on allergies? Allergies make you sneeze. They don't make you cough.



Oh, wait, I see the problem. She really shouldn't have declared war on the #AltRight.


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118 Comments:

Blogger Bard September 05, 2016 9:21 PM  

Unreal. Absolutely UN FUCKING REAL. We are literally living a Twilight Zone film.

Blogger Dave September 05, 2016 9:21 PM  

Don't know what you mean; she's fine, perfect picture of health.

Blogger Bard September 05, 2016 9:22 PM  

Wonder what pill she took?

Blogger Ransom Smith September 05, 2016 9:23 PM  

If anything, I feel like a last minute replacement might actually help the democratic base. She's such a tepid and lackluster candidate that turnout was bound to be incredibly low.

At this rate, they throw out someone last minute and try not to make it a massacre now and at the midterms in two years

Anonymous Broken Arrow September 05, 2016 9:24 PM  

Assuming this isn't allergies are there any medical professionals from the Ilk who could name a few conditions which quickly come to mind from a chronic cough like this?

Blogger Bard September 05, 2016 9:25 PM  

She can't even speak. If this happens in the debates, can you imagine what Trump will do?

Blogger Wayne September 05, 2016 9:27 PM  

Wouldn't it be great if during a coughing fit in the first debate, Trump walks over and pours her a glass of water and offers a throat lozenge?

Blogger g wood September 05, 2016 9:27 PM  

Hmmm... Didn't Micheal Douglas blame his throat cancer on too much muff diving?

Anonymous McGonzo September 05, 2016 9:27 PM  

Geez. I hope she lives long enough to do at least one debate. Been looking forward to that for months!

Blogger dh September 05, 2016 9:28 PM  

> Hmmm... Didn't Micheal Douglas blame his throat cancer on too much muff diving?

This is legit. HPV can transmit to men this way.

Blogger Bard September 05, 2016 9:29 PM  

HA HA HA

Anonymous Ain September 05, 2016 9:29 PM  

If it were a dry cough it could be asthma but it sounds very flemmy.

Blogger Rusty Fife September 05, 2016 9:30 PM  

Broken Arrow wrote:Assuming this isn't allergies are there any medical professionals from the Ilk who could name a few conditions which quickly come to mind from a chronic cough like this?

Cernovich has a doctor saying it's Parkinson's.

http://www.dangerandplay.com/2016/09/05/hillarys-health-parkinsons-illness-mike-cernovich/

Blogger Bard September 05, 2016 9:30 PM  

That is not allergies, maybe early Parkinson's or some other neuro degenerative disorder

Anonymous Wyrd September 05, 2016 9:31 PM  

Not even Bill The Cat acked this much. Sad, really.

Anonymous Clay September 05, 2016 9:32 PM  

There is no "stopping her" Vox.

She has the women (go figure), the black (I can figure), Latino (who gives a shit....illegals can vote!)....dead people...etc

They would vote for her carcass in a casket.

Blogger seeingsights September 05, 2016 9:32 PM  

On a somewhat related note, there are reports that Phyllis Schlafly died. And her last book is in support of Trump.

Blogger Bard September 05, 2016 9:38 PM  

Not asthma or she would have used an inhaler. She couldn't swallow that pill coughing like that so it had to dissolve in her mouth which would indicate a stronger delivery mechanism. Also someone handed her what looked like a plastic tube. Possible auto injector.

Anonymous #8601 September 05, 2016 9:38 PM  

The Hillary Train is fine.

Blogger Bard September 05, 2016 9:40 PM  

Whatever it is, there will be no more hiding after this. Too much ammo just gifted to the alternative media.

Anonymous Wyrd September 05, 2016 9:41 PM  

Coughing is perfectly feminine, you patriarchal bastards! Check your privileges!

Blogger Matt September 05, 2016 9:42 PM  

Ehh, terrible sinuses draining into her throat. Happens to me all the time. But I don't have cameras on me so I cant spit huge loads of phlegm whenever I want. I hate her, but that's all it is.

Probably.

Blogger Thucydides September 05, 2016 9:43 PM  

Since she isn't going be led off in chains, a stroke or aneurism is probably the best hope for the survival of these United States. Having it happen during the debate so it cuts the ability of the Dems to find a replacement (maybe they will start fighting among themselves like sharks).

Of course pushing the Hillary is incapacitated meme should start the fight in backrooms now, as people realize the Clintons are not in charge and the fight begins to be the puppet master (much like the Woodrow Wilson Administraton).

We can only hope.

Blogger BunE22 September 05, 2016 9:43 PM  

I had to stop the video, it was too much. The news today showed Hillary's press conference on her plane, she was coughing there too.

This has been going on for months,I don't know how anyone can believe she's fine.

Blogger JWM September 05, 2016 9:48 PM  

I'd give a week's pay to see her choke and blow water out her nose. Maybe at the debate? *pleeease*

JWM

Anonymous SciVo September 05, 2016 9:50 PM  

See, this is why you're supposed to de-bone fish and fowl for lizard people. Despite the molars in their human guises, instinct and habit dictate that they tend to swallow without chewing, and they also forget to pick out the bones with fingers or tongue; so small, splintery bones can scratch their throats.

(I jest, but it's a useful question for mental models of high-functioning sociopathy: if our "elites" were actually lizards, what would they do differently?)

Blogger Feather Blade September 05, 2016 9:52 PM  

@5 not a doctor, but lung cancer can cause chronic and debilitating coughing if the tumor impinges on the right nerves.

Blogger Samuel Nock September 05, 2016 9:55 PM  

@24 Yes, deserves a post too: it shows that when she is off the teleprompter she does not speak in a connected, logical way. The coughing fit comes as relief from her scattered responses...

https://youtu.be/apuA5CACTfs

Blogger tuberman September 05, 2016 9:56 PM  

#PepeThroat or #FrogInHill'sThroat are amusing memes.

Anonymous Icicle September 05, 2016 9:56 PM  

At this rate, Hillary Clinton is going to collapse during the first debate before Trump even finishes his initial statement.

I'm so entertained right now.

Assuming this isn't allergies are there any medical professionals from the Ilk who could name a few conditions which quickly come to mind from a chronic cough like this?

I'm surprised no one has linked the coughing fit => vagus nerve => Parkinson's yet.
https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2015/06/150623103609.htm

Blogger pyrrhus September 05, 2016 9:59 PM  

I see some danger for Trump here. Pocohantas might be a stronger candidate at this point.

Blogger Zimri September 05, 2016 10:01 PM  

Honestly, if the debate turns into purplewedding then expect a lot of conspiracy theorising and really, REALLY bad riots.

Anonymous Wyrd September 05, 2016 10:04 PM  

Pocohantas might be a stronger candidate at this point.

G-G-G-Goofus!

https://youtu.be/poz6W0znOfk?t=67

Blogger Samuel Nock September 05, 2016 10:04 PM  

@30 Cernovich has. He had a doctor do a diagnostic analysis and concluded PD.

http://www.dangerandplay.com/2016/09/05/hillarys-health-parkinsons-illness-mike-cernovich/

Anonymous VFM #6306 September 05, 2016 10:04 PM  

She conceded when she started emphasizing "tax emmigrating corporations" as her big idea to win hearts and minds.

Now she's just blowing through cash for these coughing junkets. By October, she'll be deader than Harambe on Poacher Night.

Anonymous Farnswords September 05, 2016 10:12 PM  

This is not good. As president, at some point she would mistake the Nuke button for the Cough button.

Anonymous VFM #6306 September 05, 2016 10:14 PM  

I'll give her the benefit of the doubt.

It is possible she is allergic.

To lung cancer.

Blogger Ingot9455 September 05, 2016 10:18 PM  

Posting for my husband: mild strokes can cause paralysis in the throat and weakness in coughing and swallowing. That's why even her coughs are weak, and when she tries to swallow the water it seems weak too and she has difficulty getting it down.

One more guess of many possibles. Google tells me the official name is 'dysphagia'. It's also a symptom of Parkinson's. 'Dysarthria' (unclear/weak/slurred/slow speech) usually goes along with it in Parkinson's. I'm not an expert on how weak her speech it compared to a Parkinson's patient.

Blogger frenchy September 05, 2016 10:27 PM  

Somebody get her an Epipen!

Blogger Lazarus September 05, 2016 10:35 PM  

My mother had Parkinson's. She did not do the stuff Hillary is doing. She wasn't doing weaponized meds, however.

Blogger Leo Littlebook in Shenzhen September 05, 2016 10:37 PM  

Payback for Joan Rivers?

Beware Jehovah's sense of humor.

Anonymous Trimegistus September 05, 2016 10:39 PM  

Haven't you all heard? The "debate" won't have her and Trump on the same stage at the same time. It's just going to be back-to-back interviews with that icon of non-partisanship Matt Lauer (former Clinton employee). The whole thing's designed to help her hide her health problems.

Which does lead to the question: what's her long-term plan? Assuming the press can drag her ailing carcass across the finish line, what then? She still has to be President, which is stressful and tiring. She'll be dead within a year.

Anonymous #5454 September 05, 2016 10:40 PM  

What a fool of a clapping monkey in the background.

Blogger guest September 05, 2016 10:40 PM  

At some point, she needs to come clean about what is going on with her. She knows. It's not like she doesn't have the best medical care of the entire free world.

Anonymous Spartacus xxxxx September 05, 2016 10:41 PM  

'Sounds kind of spooky when you play the audio in reverse.'

https://8ch.net/pol/res/7373795.html#7375510
'Put some reverb on it, and put some spooky music on it.'
'A reverse of her coughs would be pretty nice as a generic monster sound in a doom game.'

'Thinking Aphex Twin.'
https://youtu.be/h-9UvrLyj3k
'yes, go with that'

'Well I reversed the whole thing and overlaid on some creepy ambient sounds as was suggested by >>7375510'

https://media.8ch.net/file_store/fc906fd986ca303f94443a3ce97f875e4d6f52f3f893d84176ea5613f712c1fa.webm

Anonymous VFM #6306 September 05, 2016 10:43 PM  

She hacks more than Matthew Broderick in Wargames.

Blogger Rusty Fife September 05, 2016 10:44 PM  

Trimegistus wrote:Which does lead to the question: what's her long-term plan? Assuming the press can drag her ailing carcass across the finish line, what then? She still has to be President, which is stressful and tiring. She'll be dead within a year.

Her life-long-dream is to be President of the United States; it doesn't matter to her if she lives or dies after the oath on 20 January 2017. She will have accomplished her passion. Why can't you haters let her live her dream?

It's like one of those Make a Wish charity drives.

Anonymous BGKB September 05, 2016 10:51 PM  

Seriously Huma needs hazardass duty pay its possible HillDog could blow air up her fallopian tubes & give her an embolism.

They found the transcripts for HilLIARy's Wall ST speech:

"Hell owe Cough Cough Cough Cough Sip Cough Cough Cough Cough Cough Cough Cough Cough Cough Cough Cough Cough Cough Cough Cough Sip Cough Cough Cough Cough Cough Cough Cough Cough Cough Cough Cough Cough Cough Cough Cough Cough Cough Cough Sip Cough Cough Cough Cough Cough Cough Cough Cough Cough Cough Cough Cough Cough Thank You."



OT:The leftists are celebrating this https://theconservativetreehouse.com/2016/09/05/breaking-conservative-heroine-phyllis-schlafly-dies-age-92/#more-121175

How did her fight against the entryists go on her forum?

Blogger Whisker biscuit September 05, 2016 11:05 PM  

Early stages of Dementia.

Blogger praetorian September 05, 2016 11:14 PM  

I'm unable to comment from my laptop regardless of browser. Didn't get caught in an IP ban?

My phone still works.

Anonymous XraySierraFoxtrot September 05, 2016 11:15 PM  

Well her base won't be dissuaded. If anything, being ill is another check in the plus column for SJW status points. Not only can we elect the first woman president, but the first president with parkinson's or whatever ails her. In any event, since we are about to drop any pretense of being a democracy, a semi-catatonic Hiltron can be kept mostly in seclusion, while Tim K, Huma and others do the bidding of the power elite. Hilltron could be revived from time to time & record 5 minute youtube press releases to pacify the boobus/sheeple.

Blogger Lazarus September 05, 2016 11:15 PM  

Would it be wrong to chant "Die, Bitch, die" at Hillary speeches?, especially during the attacks?

Signed, Conflicted.

Anonymous kfg September 05, 2016 11:17 PM  

"if our "elites" were actually lizards, what would they do differently?"

Has anybody caught her ordering rat cake, rat pudding or rat tart lately?

Blogger D. September 05, 2016 11:19 PM  

>Labor Day Speech at Liberty State Park, Jersey City, New Jersey



September 1, 1980<

https://reaganlibrary.archives.gov/archives/reference/9.1.80.html

Blogger praetorian September 05, 2016 11:24 PM  

Holy shot Nassim Taleb just quote-tweeted Spectre on Twitter:

https://mobile.twitter.com/nntaleb/status/772980663784005632

NNT confirmed shitlord. Best current year ever.

Anonymous A Paradigm Is More Than Twenty Cents September 05, 2016 11:27 PM  

This has become absurd, so more absurdity is clearly called for.

Next speech, Trump needs some dudes dressed up in lederhosen with Alpenhorns off to one side, ready to blow "RI-COLO" as seen on TV.

With a conga line of Pepe's down in front.

Blogger pdwalker September 05, 2016 11:30 PM  

@42 What a fool of a clapping monkey in the background.

He's the political version of a "fluffer".

Blogger Elocutioner September 05, 2016 11:39 PM  

The doctor vid embedded in the Mike's article seems to lay out a pretty solid case for it being Parkinson's.

Blogger Derrick Bonsell September 05, 2016 11:40 PM  

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Blogger Derrick Bonsell September 05, 2016 11:42 PM  

pyrrhus wrote:I see some danger for Trump here. Pocohantas might be a stronger candidate at this point.

Warren can't give a speech without looking nervous. One look from Trump and she'd start nervously ranting.

Minorities aren't excited for her either.

Anonymous A Paradigm Is More Than Twenty Cents September 05, 2016 11:43 PM  

These guys, Riii-co-la!

Wait, there's a legit commercial close to what's needed from 5 years back

Anonymous A Paradigm Is More Than Twenty Cents September 05, 2016 11:43 PM  

From Five Years Back

Blogger Big Easy September 05, 2016 11:44 PM  

If Hillary's gone against all sensible medical advice to run in this race, then she likely would have doctor shopped for someone willing to ply her with meds necessary to offset the stress and medical risk, just to get to the finish line (Nov 8). For not taking a doctor's "No" to running, Hillary could end up like Michael Jackson.

Blogger Were-Puppy September 05, 2016 11:48 PM  

Illary Clinton - Shovel Ready - 2016

https://i.imgflip.com/1a3gcp.jpg

Anonymous Jack Highlands September 05, 2016 11:49 PM  

Though her "allergies" schtick is obviously a diversion, allergies actually do make a lot of sufferers cough, since asthma is very typical in allergy and cough is very typical in asthma.

Can't dox myself, but I can say with a very high degree of authority that Hillary's problem is not Parkinson's, and I've been surprised that some MD's appear to have gone along with that hypothesis.

IMO, the single best unifying diagnosis for Hillary's problems is a very common and old-fashioned one: alcoholism. Sailer blogged on this possibility over a year ago.

Keep in mind that even three drink equivalents per day can produce long-term alcoholism in some women, as women are about twice as prone as men to alcohol's chronic effects (so that would be like six drink equivalents, day-in, day-out, for the average man).

Alcoholism would explain her intermittent gait and balance disturbance, her falls, her resultant head injury and venous sinus thrombosis, her brief altered states that resemble either partial seizures or blackouts, and contribute to other items.

The cough itself is probably not so specific, but rather the overall result of an alcoholic woman way past menopause (dries up their mucosa, famously in one location - though hers has probably been dry since 30 or younger - but really all mucosa) who has had a head injury and stroke and has to talk a lot, fairly loudly, in public. If she has high blood pressure too, certain meds for that can really exacerbate cough.

Anonymous Ironsides September 05, 2016 11:54 PM  

Kek. In every sense of the word.

Anonymous Difster September 05, 2016 11:58 PM  

Her voice literally (and by literally, I mean literally), made my eyes water at 2:11.

Anonymous Spartacus xxxxx September 05, 2016 11:58 PM  

https://twitter.com/Cernovich/status/772990449447428097

@Sargon_of_Akkad
Is it just me or does it look like there is a good chance of Alt Right shitposting costing Hillary the presidency?

‏@Cernovich Mike Cernovich Retweeted Sargon of Akkad
It's not just you.
7:50 PM - 5 Sep 2016
***********

Some futurist wag back when predicted that even your set of nail clippers would have its own website some day. But no one predicted https://twitter.com/hillarycoughing

Anonymous VFM #6306 September 06, 2016 12:00 AM  

Her campaign is just about to turn the coroner...

Anonymous Spartacus xxxxx September 06, 2016 12:01 AM  

Difster wrote:Her voice literally (and by literally, I mean literally), made my eyes water at 2:11.

You could not watch the whole thing. Confess.

Blogger Larry September 06, 2016 12:03 AM  

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Anonymous Difster September 06, 2016 12:03 AM  

I confess, I did not watch the whole thing. I turned it off at about the 3:00 mark.

Blogger Were-Puppy September 06, 2016 12:04 AM  

Did you see the part where Kaine jumps up and has a cough drop in his hand, then awkward manner plops back down in his chair and eats it himself?

Anonymous Spartacus xxxxx September 06, 2016 12:14 AM  

Were-Puppy wrote:Did you see the part where Kaine jumps up and has a cough drop in his hand, then awkward manner plops back down in his chair and eats it himself?

Yeah.

Will one of our Greco-Roman scholars please to be provide the relevant tragi-comedic passage?

Blogger James Dixon September 06, 2016 12:20 AM  

> If it were a dry cough it could be asthma but it sounds very flemmy.

It could easily be sinus drainage. I have severe problems with it during allergy season and I also have coughing fits. This is why I usually have a carbonated soda in hand and carry cough drops with me.

Blogger Nick S September 06, 2016 12:27 AM  

I'm guessing it's a side effect from taking an ACE inhibitor.

Blogger Ken Prescott September 06, 2016 12:28 AM  

Between this and her apparent inability to climb into an SUV and the possibility that she is having seizures, I could foresee a smash hit comedy coming out this October: Weekend at Hillary's!

Blogger tz September 06, 2016 12:31 AM  

Coughin' for a Coffin.

Blogger Mark Butterworth September 06, 2016 12:36 AM  

I have sinus drainage coughing attacks periodically, too, but what really gets to me are her BUG EYED looks she likes to give (see Marty Feldman) and her open wide mouth expressions of what -- joy, surprise, delight, or an affective disorder?

It's as if she drained what little humanity she ever had out of herself. Check out the plane video with the press. Truly bizarre.

It was nice, though, that she gave me a shout out about my haircut.

Anonymous Sensei September 06, 2016 12:49 AM  

Coughing can certainly be from sinuses, and it's ragweed season, but for some reason celebrities and major politicians seem to not suffer from these little issues like normal people. I always assumed they could afford to pay for whatever meds kept things looking polished until they could feel sick in private.

But for some reason this clip gave me a strange feeling of disquiet. Purely irrational perhaps, but my gut doesn't like it. Something is very wrong here, beyond what's already obviously wrong.

Anonymous Mr. Rational September 06, 2016 1:23 AM  

Spartacus xxxxx wrote:You could not watch the whole thing. Confess.
Bookmarked and saved, but did not watch in its entirety.  Confessed.

@76 "It's not the cough that carries you off / It's the coffin they carry you off in."

I will bet even money that Hitlery will be carried off before the end of November.

Anonymous Spartacus xxxxx September 06, 2016 1:25 AM  

Sensei wrote:But for some reason this clip gave me a strange feeling of disquiet. Purely irrational perhaps, but my gut doesn't like it. Something is very wrong here, beyond what's already obviously wrong.

Ok, same here. Aside from the entertainment value, this is not business as usual.
Add the contrast between a Trump rally and a Hillary... rally.
Add the visible, physical breakdown of robo-Hillary the past 6 months.
Add her visible, almost comical, support staff motions.
Add a whole bunch of other stuff, ymmv.

What are we looking at? Some sort of system breakdown, or is it some sort of rapid realignment of occult forces? Both? Neither? Similar to other pre-war realignments of powers?

I'll guess:

Hillary was never intended to become US President.
There are Trumps behind Trumps.
The 2017 inauguration is entirely optional.

Anonymous Takin' a Look September 06, 2016 1:32 AM  

@ Sensei @ Spartacusxxx

I agree, this isn't normal.

Blogger Lazarus September 06, 2016 1:36 AM  

Nick S wrote:I'm guessing it's a side effect from taking an ACE inhibitor.

I am a fan of brevity

Blogger Noah B September 06, 2016 2:00 AM  

I like the Parkinson's explanation the best. Not saying that's what it is, just that I like that option.

Blogger CM September 06, 2016 2:03 AM  

They don't make you cough.

Not to be a pita, but is this true? Cuz for years, I consistently got coughs and laryngitis every fall with no viral or bacterial explanation. Either my doc sucked or it was allergies. Since moving away from the area, i haven't had an issue...

However, regardless of the cause of this coughing fit, this don't look good and its horrifying she went on stage like this.

Blogger Matthew September 06, 2016 2:08 AM  

I just came here to say "Marcia Fudge"

Anonymous Clay September 06, 2016 2:14 AM  

Mebbe Trump will be smart enough, shut up ,and let's this just "play-out"

The media will grab it, but remarks by Trump can cancel it.

Kinda like a card game...am I thinking "Spades", or "Hearts"?

Anonymous DT September 06, 2016 2:40 AM  

cough Hillary is cough just fine cough guys. This just cough shows the desperation cough of the vast cough right wing cough conspiracy. You cough are just afraid cough of having cough a strong cough women cough for president cough.

#ImWithcough

Blogger Keyser Soze September 06, 2016 2:41 AM  

Trumps best comment: I've gone from competing with her for the office to worrying about her". Says everything that everyone is thinking.

Anonymous DT September 06, 2016 2:43 AM  

@78 - Something is very wrong here, beyond what's already obviously wrong.

You mean beyond the falls, concussions, brain damage, dementia, thrombosis, and demon possession?

From the look of Bill maybe we can add HIV to the list.

Blogger tz September 06, 2016 2:44 AM  

She should wear pink like "ahem, ahem!" Dolores Umbridge. She'd be worse than the fictional villain.

This will be much more fun when Trump debates her. More fun if she has a CVA and doesn't quite reboot in the middle.

Anonymous SciVo September 06, 2016 2:56 AM  

Matthew wrote:I just came here to say "Marcia Fudge"

You packed so much in so few words.

Blogger Elkanah Haon September 06, 2016 3:00 AM  

I'm guessing Presidential candidates having sustained and regular coughing fits is not a normal thing. Might be worth some meme-magician creating a video compiling all the clips of candidates having fits like this just to emphasise how unusual this habit of Hillary's is.

I'm guessing any video would consist of about 30 seconds total OTHER (Goldwater/Carter/Nixon/Bushx2 etc) and about 30 mins of Hillary.

Anonymous SciVo September 06, 2016 3:37 AM  

Spartacus xxxxx wrote:What are we looking at? Some sort of system breakdown, or is it some sort of rapid realignment of occult forces? Both? Neither? Similar to other pre-war realignments of powers?

How would we tell the difference? I could believe that Hillary has aligned herself with dark powers that are taking a physical toll, since her incompetence is failing to meet their bargain. Or, that she is under insane stress that you and I can't imagine, from the combination of holding a dozen contradictory things in her head before breakfast, and also especially not being able to uphold her self-image.

Of all the things, this is what inclines me toward the alcoholism explanation. It's hard to tell the difference between substance abuse and demonic possession, in much the same way that it's hard to tell the difference between high-functioning sociopaths and lizard people. The mental models give much the same results.

Anonymous Boogeyman September 06, 2016 3:46 AM  

Watched my great grandmother decline and finally die with Alzheimer. Don't remember her having regular coughing fits like this. I doubt that allergies are it either. After all, she jets around a lot. Wouldn't different regions have different pollen and mold floating about, so at least some place would be better for her than others?

Others here have wondered about lung or throat cancer. I'd add the possibility of TB. Would be real nasty if she's picked up drug resistant tuberculous

Blogger Stephen Burrows September 06, 2016 3:48 AM  

Nothings going to stop this. If she dies on the campaign trail they'll still carry her over the line.

Anonymous SciVo September 06, 2016 3:55 AM  

I just remembered, I used to cough like that when I was a smoker. I was allergic or something, plus it's a cough suppressant; so when I was between cigarettes, watch out.

Was it a nicotine lozenge? That's about the most innocent explanation possible.

Blogger LP9 Solidified in Gold! Rin Integra September 06, 2016 3:57 AM  

I previously floated the idea she was faking it in some attempt to evade anymore FBI probes. I retracted upon turn up my hearing device 37 is probably if not totally correct, its post stroke complications.

Brace yourselves: http://www.charlotteobserver.com/opinion/op-ed/article99645192.html

Blogger Leo Littlebook in Shenzhen September 06, 2016 4:18 AM  

VFM #6306 wrote:Her campaign is just about to turn the coroner...

At this point, she's a lung shot.

Blogger Assyrian Nationalist September 06, 2016 4:44 AM  

Looks like all of the innocent souls that she has consumed over the years are clamoring to break free.

Anonymous VFM #6306 September 06, 2016 7:26 AM  

She gonna make herstory: 1st President to serve posthumasly.

Blogger Mountain Man September 06, 2016 7:58 AM  

She could be attached to oxygen tanks and sitting in a wheelchair and the talking heads would continue to tell us this is perfectly normal and the Cunt is perfectly healthy.

Blogger SemiSpook37 September 06, 2016 8:54 AM  

Assyrian Nationalist wrote:Looks like all of the innocent souls that she has consumed over the years are clamoring to break free.

Last count had that number at 61 MILLION. That's a metric fuckton of souls there.

Blogger Wanda Sherratt September 06, 2016 9:11 AM  

@78 : "Coughing can certainly be from sinuses, and it's ragweed season..."

True, but then this would happen to her every year. "Seasonal allergies" - they even have a name. We've never seen her do this before, and she's been a public figure for decades. I share the feeling of disquiet others have expressed, even though I couldn't care less about HC. I feel like I'm watching something *progress*, and quickly.

Anonymous Credo in Unum Deum September 06, 2016 9:21 AM  

Come on now!!

She opened a jar of pickles!! On Jimmy Kimmel Live!!

An ENTIRE JAR!!

A. JAR. of. PICKLES!!!

What more do you sexists want from here? Bench pressing 225??!?!?!?


God, if you're listening, and if America still has ten good men within her, please make Hillary cough uncontrollably during the debate. Thank You.

Blogger Roger G2 September 06, 2016 10:08 AM  

"When we were trying to figure out where we could be, we said.." *looks at notes* "....let's go to Cleveland!"

I didn't know the coughing was so severe. Seasonal allergies can be annoying around this part of the U.S., sure, but that was extreme, to say the least.
If she had started hay fever sneezing like my dad and I do, I wouldn't have been as alarmed.

Anonymous cheddarman September 06, 2016 10:52 AM  

Using your body to host a Demon Overlord has its downsides. It should just cut to the chase and start speaking directly through her.

Anonymous Gen. Kong September 06, 2016 11:01 AM  

VFM #6306 wrote:She gonna make herstory: 1st President to serve posthumasly.

If she wins, she'll no doubt be award the nobel prize. Bathhouse Barry got it for presiding' while black, and she'll be award it for presiding while dead.

Anonymous Spartacus xxxxx September 06, 2016 11:07 AM  

SciVo wrote:It's hard to tell the difference between substance abuse and demonic possession, in much the same way that it's hard to tell the difference between high-functioning sociopaths and lizard people. The mental models give much the same results.

Um hmm. The demon-possession model is at least as reliable as the DSM-IV-TR. And will the real space lizard please stand up?

Anonymous rubberducky September 06, 2016 11:25 AM  

It's Pepe! Outstanding diagnosis by Vox!

Blogger Robert What? September 06, 2016 12:06 PM  

My question is: what is driving Hillary to run for President even though it is destroying her health? Is it simply being in the record books as the first female President? Or is there more to it?

Anonymous Evolyn September 06, 2016 1:24 PM  

Jokes aside, this all looks to me like Julius Caesar syndrome: cannot afford to quit because otherwise, she'll get murdered in the courts.

(just sayin. I'll get my toga and see myself out...)

Anonymous kfg September 06, 2016 2:29 PM  

@111:

Yes, but she crossed the Rubicon in the first place.

She wants to be President because she wants to be President, more than anything else, ever. Even if it kills her.

Blogger Stan_qaz September 06, 2016 4:41 PM  

InfoWars has the pollen counts that day, all low or none.

http://www.infowars.com/media-caught-in-blatant-lie-to-cover-for-hillarys-coughing-fits/

Blogger SirHamster September 06, 2016 10:54 PM  

CM wrote:They don't make you cough.

Not to be a pita, but is this true? Cuz for years, I consistently got coughs and laryngitis every fall with no viral or bacterial explanation. Either my doc sucked or it was allergies. Since moving away from the area, i haven't had an issue...



Same quibble. I had a horrible persistent cough in an agricultural area starting in Spring. Doctor prescribed some allergy medicine and the cough went away.

Blogger JaimeInTexas September 07, 2016 9:07 AM  

Oh crap, she chewed the frog!
http://www.infowars.com/gross-internet-investigates-mysterious-green-substance-hillary-spit-in-cup/

Blogger Stephen St. Onge September 08, 2016 3:31 AM  

@ 112.

I think being president is something she's been shooting for all her life. She stayed in the closet because the U.S. isn't ready for an openly Lez President, she married Bill because she could see he was going places and would pull her along. Now she's only got a few years.

If she drops out of the race, her life has no meaning.

I despise her as a person, and hate her politics, but as a person, I feel sorry for her. This is tragedy.

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