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Friday, September 23, 2016

Let the pools begin!

There are going to be betting pools all over the country on this one. I call the 40-minute nark for her first extended coughing jag that interrupts the debate. From the Drudge Report:
If presidential hopeful Hillary Clinton slips into a coughing fit or any other medical crisis during Monday's high-stakes debate, she will have to power through, the DRUDGE REPORT has learned!

"There are no commercial breaks," a commission source explains. "Period."

Debate moderator Lester Holt does not have the authority to cut away from the stage during the epic 90-minute showdown. And microphone audio for either of the candidates is not to be manipulated.
The interesting thing is how heavily her handlers are going to drug her. On the one hand, they've got to settle her down, keep her anxiety in check, and suppress her coughing, on the other, they don't want her going out there wild-eyed, manic, and more hyped up than a coke-addled New York Met from the 1980s.

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Blogger Dave September 23, 2016 12:20 PM  

Oh you didn't hear? Dwight Goodwin is leading her debate prep team.

Anonymous Kapper September 23, 2016 12:21 PM  

I'll go 2:1 odds that Hillary pulls out of the debate no later than noon Monday.

Anonymous Broken Arrow September 23, 2016 12:21 PM  

According to the polls and standard political theory Trump needs to have an outstanding performance and Hillary a disastrous one for him to have any chance at winning as her firewall of swing states is holding and the trend towards Trump is slowing.

But this election is a once in a lifetime political event so anything is possible at this point.

Blogger Rick T September 23, 2016 12:22 PM  

I'm hoping for a Dr. Strangelove moment. "Mein Soros, I can walk!!!"

Blogger Positive Dennis September 23, 2016 12:24 PM  

I may actually watch the debates, even considering for me it will be tuesday morning. I too wondered about Hillary's medication plans.

Anonymous 0ddr0b September 23, 2016 12:24 PM  

I'm betting she will use some excuse and have Tim Kaine do the debate for her.

Anonymous Rolf September 23, 2016 12:24 PM  

Assuming she shows up, I've got 42 minutes.

And the stumble or fall at 84 (if it's not called on account of rain before then)

Blogger Brian S September 23, 2016 12:25 PM  

are they going to check them for ear pieces on stage?

Blogger Cecil Henry September 23, 2016 12:30 PM  

Trump must attack her directly and personally and not allow her to misdirect or obfuscate.

That will make her either respond with her ugliness or fold.

Make the Lizard Queen show her true colors.

Blogger SouthRon September 23, 2016 12:31 PM  

The biggest sign going into the venue will be:

Absolutely NO Flash Photography

Anonymous AzDesertRat September 23, 2016 12:32 PM  

"they don't want her going out there wild-eyed, manic, and more hyped up than a coke-addled New York Met from the 1980s."

That actually made me Laugh Out Loud. Bravo.

Blogger Fatherless September 23, 2016 12:32 PM  

She campaigns like a girl.

Blogger SouthRon September 23, 2016 12:33 PM  

Eyes decouple or cross at 16 minutes

Glassy-eyed and mouth opened speechlessly 32 minutes

Blogger #7139 September 23, 2016 12:37 PM  

...and suppress her coughing...

What could they possibly dope her up with that would suppress the coughing for 90 minutes?

Blogger Nick S September 23, 2016 12:38 PM  

Speaking of Photoshop, I'm a little surprise I haven't seen any creative backaroos do anything with THESE yet.

Blogger Elocutioner September 23, 2016 12:39 PM  

"EDITOR'S NOTE: The presidential debate commission settled an early flashpoint when Clinton demanded a step-stool at the podium to add height to her 5'4" frame. Campaign Chairman John Podesta expressed concern that Hillary would be dwarfed by 6'2" Trump. The request was quickly rejected. The commission is allowing for a custom-made podium, which will accommodate the difference in stature. "

Bill is reportedly 6'2" as well.

Blogger LonestarWhacko September 23, 2016 12:40 PM  

Folks, the lizard queen is going to have this thing rigged somehow. Trump has to be up for that. Look for him to be very combative b with the moderator, While Clinton let's them carry her water. As for a guess.....Clinton can't get on that stage with Trump.....imo. However, 60 minutes in, she folds.....her med will be all used up, unless they use some sort of pump injection system.

Blogger Lazarus September 23, 2016 12:40 PM  

Where is the big black guy going to stand?

OpenID randkoch September 23, 2016 12:41 PM  

Can't believe the Clintonistas aren't working on a way to induce a coughing fit in Trump.

Anonymous Broken Arrow September 23, 2016 12:42 PM  

The issues really haven't been discussed this election so the key for a Trump victory here is simply to look and sound presidential. Own the room like has done many times and let Hillary focus on things people don't care about like reason, logic, issues, etc.

He can pretty much say whatever he likes so long as it sounds presidential, is almost believable, and he's convincing.

Blogger Salt September 23, 2016 12:43 PM  

My bet is her ear piece falls out.

Blogger LonestarWhacko September 23, 2016 12:43 PM  

Can the signal to her earpiece be jammed?

Anonymous Instasetting September 23, 2016 12:46 PM  

#14 Yeah, I had the cough until almost vomit about two weeks ago. I would have loved to suppress it for ninety minutes. Fine now.

Previous tall guys have tried to loom over the comptetitors. But Trump is a man, so this is not so good, maybe. Does he walk out enough to be polite to shake her hand at the beginning, and make her walk a few extra steps to see if she stumbles?

Does he oh so politely direct someone to get her a glass of water in a coughing fit, or even walk over to her, and offer his own glass to her as she struggles to control the fit?

Anonymous FP September 23, 2016 12:46 PM  

I give Hilldawg 35mins before she goes full gonzo.

Semi OT, good for a laugh: Hillary supporter in the NW flips bird to Trump supporter, gets followed, signals cop for help. Freaks out on her own video.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxjbtzbm9Yk

Anonymous WinstonWebb September 23, 2016 12:46 PM  

She might wear something other than a pantsuit since the thickness of the Depends required to last for 90 minutes will be noticeable.
A mumu, maybe?

Blogger Salt September 23, 2016 12:46 PM  

LonestarWhacko wrote:her med will be all used up, unless they use some sort of pump injection system.

She'll do a spot promo and stab herself with an Epi Pen.

Anonymous mature craig September 23, 2016 12:46 PM  

Did u know that Dwight Gooden had a 1.53 era in 1985. That was even better than Greg Maddux's 1.56 in 1995.

Blogger SemiSpook37 September 23, 2016 12:47 PM  

VD: "[T]hey don't want her going out there wild-eyed, manic, and more hyped up than a coke-addled New York Met from the 1980s."

The difference here is that a coke-addled Met can actually perform when needed to.

Blogger tz September 23, 2016 12:48 PM  

The problem is enough dope the coughing will make her even less able to speak properly. You have to breathe harder when you speak.

Will Trump clear his throat?

Comparisons to Dolores Umbridge "ahem! ahem!"

Ratings will be very high, like for a disaster covered live.

Anonymous Brian in the desert September 23, 2016 12:49 PM  

Auto injector.

Blogger tz September 23, 2016 12:50 PM  

Some terror attack phoned in threat closes the airport just before she arrives.

Anonymous WinstonWebb September 23, 2016 12:56 PM  

tz September 23, 2016 12:50 PM
Some terror attack phoned in threat closes the airport just before she arrives.

That, or some variation thereof seems plausible. That way the Clinton camp will need to be "remote" (and can control how she looks & sounds).

Anonymous SciVo de Plorable September 23, 2016 12:58 PM  

On the one hand, they've got to settle her down, keep her anxiety in check, and suppress her coughing, on the other, they don't want her going out there wild-eyed, manic, and more hyped up than a coke-addled New York Met from the 1980s.

I think you missed one of the hands. The latter would be the gripping hand, while in-between is the need to have her not looking drowsy and/or intoxicated.

Blogger The Reactionary September 23, 2016 12:59 PM  

Saw that the Trump team is hoping Hillary talks a lot, because they know the more she talks, the worse she looks. So if she starts going, Trump may just let her roll, hopefully until a coughing fit kills her.

Anonymous mature craig September 23, 2016 12:59 PM  

I hpe Trump goes easier on her than he did on Ted Marco and Jeb..She is a woman and it wont look good if he roughs her up

Blogger Lobo Util September 23, 2016 1:00 PM  

Wait until you see her walk out looking at the floor because she can't process the noise and distraction. She will show her first sign of neurological problems at the first major applause point. I get the 6 minute mark.

Blogger Mr. Naron September 23, 2016 1:00 PM  

My bet is she over-hyped her health issues so that merely getting through the debate without coughing up a lung will make her appear superhuman.

Anonymous WinstonWebb September 23, 2016 1:03 PM  

mature craig September 23, 2016 12:59 PM
I hpe Trump goes easier on her than he did on Ted Marco and Jeb..She is a woman and it wont look good if he roughs her up


You don't get laid much, do you?

Anonymous VFM #9617 September 23, 2016 1:05 PM  

I think she has a coughing fit or some other temporary issue and the cucks complain that Trump was not gracious enough about it.

Anonymous CloseHauled September 23, 2016 1:06 PM  

If Clinton's eyes go crossed again Trump should ask her who she is looking at? "You looking at me"? with a De Niro accent.

I would wager it was Clinton herself that wanted a 90 minute debate with no breaks in order to get it over quickly. This is probably as long as she can last acting normal with an injection.

Blogger Lovekraft September 23, 2016 1:07 PM  

Going to look like Mike Tyson against Steve Urkel.

This is a pivotal moment in the alt-right when the commentators in it put out their analysis. I will be observing numerous reactions, looking for common ground

Blogger Tim September 23, 2016 1:09 PM  

OK, my prediction is that 30 minutes in, her eyes start spinning just like those of Mad Eye Moody.

Blogger Salt September 23, 2016 1:13 PM  

I'll almost bet Hillary's health issues are psychosomatic. It's been coming on since The Donald took the primary. Her lying ass is going up against what she fears most. No matter the topic, say Benghazi, and Trump has Ambassador Stevens. So much fodder for Trump. I'll bet she wakes up in the mornings puking her guts out.

Blogger Basil Makedon September 23, 2016 1:14 PM  

It should be extremely interesting. I read somewhere that this debate may shatter all viewership records -- bigger than even Superbowl viewership.

Her Royal Thighness is very hardworking (which is why she is even more dangerous than Obama) and I expect her to be very well prepared. I also expect the "moderator" to be tagging in as needed.

That being said, Trump is simply better at this than her (or practically anyone else since Reagan). She has no improvisational skills whatsoever. Additionally, Trump merely needs to look presidential and not un-sane.

She also may have the worst Q-rating of any simulacrum of a human being on the planet. If I were her team, the prospect of 80+ million people listening and watching her for 90 minutes would terrify me. The pressure of that may shatter her (dare to dream)...

My grand-unified theory of HRC is that people like the "idea" of her much more than the actual reptilian and when she operates in stealth mode her polls go up and when she is exposed her polls go down. The problem is the obvious difficulty of successfully running for President without making public or media appearances -- she is going to try, however.

Blogger Aeoli Pera September 23, 2016 1:14 PM  

The interesting thing is how heavily her handlers are going to drug her.

Drug cocktails that shouldn't even be possible...

Anonymous WinstonWebb September 23, 2016 1:14 PM  

Before someone makes the suggestion, that is NOT urine in her glass on the podium.

It's human plasma.

And (probably) gin.

Anonymous SciVo de Plorable September 23, 2016 1:15 PM  

@ Elocutioner: The presidential debate commission settled an early flashpoint when Clinton demanded a step-stool at the podium to add height to her 5'4" frame.

This fails to disconfirm my belief that she is a sociopath. There are alternate explanations, but I think an aspie would be more likely to be freaked out by other people denying that men and women are different and are treated differently by our hindbrains, than to make that mistake herself.

Blogger Aeoli Pera September 23, 2016 1:16 PM  

Whenever I think about Hillary's health I have flashbacks to Resident Evil 4.

Blogger Basil Makedon September 23, 2016 1:18 PM  

If she "wins" the debate, it will surely be a triumph of pharmacology...

Blogger Aeoli Pera September 23, 2016 1:18 PM  

I give her 25 minutes.

Blogger S. Misanthrope September 23, 2016 1:18 PM  

I will miss most of the debate due to travel. Hopefully she trips on her way up to the podium, because that's the only part I'm likely to see. Life's so unfair.

Anonymous The OASF September 23, 2016 1:20 PM  

"My bet is she over-hyped her health issues so that merely getting through the debate without coughing up a lung will make her appear superhuman."

In theory, Trump is in perilous waters. Even if she avoids a medical incident and gets one half-cocked zinger in on him, it will be played over and over and over... and it will affect the polls. However, see my point #2 below.

Trump must also be aware that the inherently massive girl-handicap margin is in play here.

That being said, Trump must rely on several advantages/arsenals at his disposal.

1. Hope she doesn't show up at all - that would actually be my bet. The DNC will then most likely have no choice but to kick her off of the ticket.

2. Her bizarre physical health issues will play a factor. She has so many deformities at this point that they simply cannot be hidden. How much of a factor depends on her overall performance. If (read: when) it does happen, Trump should be pseudo-sympathetic to the audience, but still "get the point" across to the audience.

3. She's going public with her psychosis. That can't be hidden, either. Trump should try and get her as upset as possible, even if it means taking a risk and going out on a limb even farther than what he normally does. Her mental breakdowns will do even more damage to her cause than a physical one.



Blogger JaimeInTexas September 23, 2016 1:23 PM  

It will be amusing to see how will Augustus De Morgan strike in the debate?

I know that there is one law but many corollaries. Cannot wait to watch the debate.
Murphy's Original Law
If there are two or more ways to do something, and one of those ways can result in a catastrophe, then someone will do it.
Murphy's Law
If anything can go wrong -- it will.
Then, the corollaries to watch for:
1. Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.
2. It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious.
3. If there is a worse time for something to go wrong, it will happen then.
4. If several things that could have gone wrong have not gone wrong, it would have been ultimately beneficial for them to have gone wrong.

sources:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murphy%27s_law
http://murphyslaws.net/
and there are so many others ...

Anonymous mature craig September 23, 2016 1:27 PM  

Its not about getting laid those are earthly things that will pass away . im all about eternal things.holy holy holy. thats what i strive for

Blogger Geir Balderson September 23, 2016 1:30 PM  

I believe the bottom line is, and especially for men excluding the scalzis, will American Citizens want to see a maniac munchkin in the White House? Imagine waking up in January, 2017 and listening to her crackly wheezing voice, and thinking, man, I gotta hear that for 4 years? It is plainly too difficult to bear!

Blogger swiftfoxmark2 September 23, 2016 1:32 PM  

Are we sure Hilary Clinton isn't being kept alive via witchcraft?

Anonymous BGKB September 23, 2016 1:32 PM  

This is like betting on pro sports without knowing average steroid usage of the teams for the last 3 months.

are they going to check them for ear pieces on stage?

They would have to get Dr Ben Carson to check their ears for induction headphones.

pantsuit since the thickness of the Depends required to last for 90 minutes will be noticeable.
A mumu, maybe?


Something big enough to cover her hoverround scooter underneath her.

Bill is reportedly 6'2" as well.

Seeing Bill Clinton in real life I was surprised how tiny he was.

when she operates in stealth mode her polls go up and when she is exposed her polls go down.

Spending 1000x what TRUMP does in ads counts as stealth mode?

Drug cocktails that shouldn't even be possible...

I wonder if Chelsea's apartment still has a dialysis unit to go with its MRI/CT room. Her whole floor apartment used to be a medical clinic.

OT: Soros threat to TRUMP for 9-26
http://www.thedailysheeple.com/trump-will-go-26th-is-this-eerie-radio-transmission-part-of-a-manchurian-candidate-plot-to-assassinate-trump_092016

Anonymous WinstonWebb September 23, 2016 1:33 PM  

men excluding the scalzis,
Redundant.

Blogger Bard September 23, 2016 1:35 PM  

30 min. Enough codeine to stop the coughing will have her stoned from the get go. They could also put medicine in her glass of water and she could drink meds the whole debate and no one would know.

Blogger Mocheirge September 23, 2016 1:36 PM  

The OASF wrote:
1. Hope she doesn't show up at all - that would actually be my bet. The DNC will then most likely have no choice but to kick her off of the ticket.

Not happening. For all her health issues, she maintains a grip strength greater than the weight of all Bernie fans combined. It's part of the pantsuit specs.

Blogger #7139 September 23, 2016 1:36 PM  

Are we sure Hilary Clinton isn't being kept alive via witchcraft?

I have suspicions they might using a team of necromancers. It is difficult to be sure.

Blogger Bard September 23, 2016 1:37 PM  

30 min. Enough codeine to stop the coughing will have her stoned from the get go. They could also put medicine in her glass of water and she could drink meds the whole debate and no one would know.

Anonymous Dave September 23, 2016 1:37 PM  

Seeing Bill Clinton in real life I was surprised how tiny he was.

That's what she said.

Anonymous genericviews September 23, 2016 1:39 PM  

I don't see this happening. Hillary has never done a campaign event that wasn't totally controlled by her people. The small turnouts that pundits point to are not an indicator of lack of enthusiasm by supporters. It is evidence that the Hillary campaign carefully screens everyone who attends so there are no hecklers, no youTube videos, and no unscripted moments getting into the media. The bigger the crowd, the more likely one knucklehead gets in. Small crowds are an intentional tactic for her. The same reason she doesn't do very many events and why the events are always short. ALWAYS. 90 minutes for a debate is clearly outside her tolerance limits. She will find a way to not be there. She won't risk it.

She will also find a way to adjust camera angles to get her "good side". There is a difficult balance between "far enough away to not show her aged face" and "close enough to not show her saddlebags".

Blogger Stilicho September 23, 2016 1:40 PM  

48 minutes. Her "water" will contain additional dose of meds to get her through. Trump should "accidentally" spill it...

Blogger darkdoc September 23, 2016 1:41 PM  

You can't suppress a cough caused by aspiration, even just aspirating some saliva.

Maybe a dose of anti-Parkinson med just before the debate to improve swallowing ability and hopefully keep aspiration under control, but that may have bad effects too.

The dilemma is delicious.

Blogger Verne September 23, 2016 1:42 PM  

They will Hilary looking like this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uf5rIuJPTt0

Blogger bob k. mando ( the hardest troll here ) September 23, 2016 1:44 PM  

there is the "don't beat up on the girl, REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" factor to think about here.

i suspect that Trump is going to open being respectful ( Presidential ) to her and constrain most of his attacks to obliques ( how can you stand up for rape victims when your husband is a child molestor? ) until she starts coming directly after him.

at this point he will start transitioning to direct responses and attacks on her, ramping up as she ramps up.

which is not going to keep the Feminine Imperative media from saying he's "wrong" ... but which nobody watching is going to be interested in listening too.

Anonymous A Deplorable Paradigm Is More Than Twenty Cents September 23, 2016 1:46 PM  

The problem with Rodan Robot's eyes suggests a deeper health issue.

No question she will be drugged beyond anything before, question is will it work for 90 full minutes? Her Reno, Nevada speech was 20-something and she was running out of energy and voice by the end.

It is a rich irony that this evil woman is pushing herself to destruction like Gollum after the Precious, and no one on her team can suggest otherwise. The politics of personal destruction have made it impossible for anyone to take her place so long as she can even pretend to function.

The politics of personal destruction that she's lived by may well end up causing her premature demise as she pushes herself too far.

Blogger JWM September 23, 2016 1:50 PM  

Amphetamine for stamina. Benzo's to hold down the jitters. Novocaine for the cough. That could hold for 90 minutes, more or less. Damn good buzz, too.

JWM

Blogger Unknown September 23, 2016 1:50 PM  

Slightly OT, but my mail in ballot for Nov 8 just arrived by email (WA state does voting by mail)

Anonymous BGKB September 23, 2016 1:52 PM  

The Clintons have enough Moslem money to have specially made infusion pumps, she could have her vitals monitored under her pantsuit. They wouldn't even need to have a BP cuff inflating on her arm if they were willing to pay. Just like you can have clear liquids that have been thickened if you are willing to pay a few extra dollars a month.

OT:Skip Bayless - ' I am Embarrassed to Share Same Skin Color as MLB Player who Put Out Racist Tweets ' (((hello fellow white people)))

Blogger Ray Mota September 23, 2016 1:53 PM  

AS I HAVE SAID:

Got for the throat. Bite down as hard as you can. Draw Blood. Repeat.

Blogger Brian H September 23, 2016 1:53 PM  

Man, there's so much certainty of Hillary's imminent embarrassment and too much confidence in Trump to set/hold the frame in these predictions. I'm just such a pessimist.

I foresee that Hillary will have one or two pre-scripted moments set up for her by the moderator, she'll lay it on Trump, and the media will play it over and over for the next 7 days. So it won't matter if Trump had a decent debate, that'll all we'll hear about.

I just don't want Trump to fall into their frames and spend the entire debate there. That's all I ask.

Blogger Basil Makedon September 23, 2016 1:55 PM  

@54 "when she operates in stealth mode her polls go up and when she is exposed her polls go down.

Spending 1000x what TRUMP does in ads counts as stealth mode?"

Sort of. Back in the 90s when her scandals came out or healthcare flopped, she would fade into the background for months and months only then to emerge orc-like from the soil to talk about cookies or wear pink outfits. Fading away out of sight caused people to like her more, or at least forget how much they hate her.

She can be a SecState or Senator operating in this way. But, as I said, she can't really run for President this way -- maybe you could in 1880. The best they can do is try and control everything they can and avoid everything they can't control. No real press conferences, no real opponent in the primary, very limited public appearances, etc.

Thus, they rely on TV and webads featuring celebrities. She can't even do media appearances very often without seizing up or going off script or coming off as an awful person, so they avoid it at all costs.

But, all Americans expect some debate bread and circuses and so she can't hide from that.

Blogger Basil Makedon September 23, 2016 1:55 PM  

@54 "when she operates in stealth mode her polls go up and when she is exposed her polls go down.

Spending 1000x what TRUMP does in ads counts as stealth mode?"

Sort of. Back in the 90s when her scandals came out or healthcare flopped, she would fade into the background for months and months only then to emerge orc-like from the soil to talk about cookies or wear pink outfits. Fading away out of sight caused people to like her more, or at least forget how much they hate her.

She can be a SecState or Senator operating in this way. But, as I said, she can't really run for President this way -- maybe you could in 1880. The best they can do is try and control everything they can and avoid everything they can't control. No real press conferences, no real opponent in the primary, very limited public appearances, etc.

Thus, they rely on TV and webads featuring celebrities. She can't even do media appearances very often without seizing up or going off script or coming off as an awful person, so they avoid it at all costs.

But, all Americans expect some debate bread and circuses and so she can't hide from that.

Blogger Aeoli Pera September 23, 2016 1:57 PM  

Advice for Trump: Just be yourself.

OpenID paworldandtimes September 23, 2016 1:57 PM  

Her last exhale will be a puff of sulphur. That's when Satan will have come up to claim what's his by contract. May it not happen in time for Dems to replace her with a competent candidate.

PA

Anonymous Howie Long September 23, 2016 1:59 PM  

Clinton is going to own Drumpf

She will increase her already insurmountable lead.

Blogger Melampus the Seer September 23, 2016 2:00 PM  

More Trump negotiating genius. Now he should get supporters to learn the movement and color patterns that set off her Parkinson's freezes, and then have supporters wear shirts in the colors and move in the right way. Boom.

Anonymous Casey September 23, 2016 2:00 PM  

I'd be in favor of having someone behind the curtain goosin' her in the ass with a stick every time she tries to speak if we could get away with it.

Someone would notice eventually. But not before it sent her into 2 or 3 head floppin' fits.

Anonymous BGKB September 23, 2016 2:01 PM  

11 min recent interview, if you speed it up it would be headbangers ball.

http://www.thedailysheeple.com/theres-no-need-for-that-hillary-straight-up-refuses-to-take-neurocognitive-tests-in-new-awkward-interview_092016

Blogger Cluebat Vanexodar September 23, 2016 2:01 PM  

I was wondering if she will tumble down from her customized podium.

Anonymous BGKB September 23, 2016 2:05 PM  

Now he should get supporters to learn the movement and color patterns that set off her Parkinson's freezes, and then have supporters wear shirts in the colors and move in the right way.

TRUMP FLY ME IN WITH A RAINBOW SEQUIN SHIRT. Its funny I actually wonder if MILO read my "BigGaySteve's services" and decided to actually follow thru on it.

Blogger LonestarWhacko September 23, 2016 2:09 PM  

If she's wearing some sort of portable injection device, it has to be monitored, right? What kind of jamming is available?

Blogger Salt September 23, 2016 2:10 PM  

Cluebat Vanexodar wrote:I was wondering if she will tumble down from her customized podium.

Will she enter like in Thunderdome? Two go in. One comes out.

Anonymous gxg September 23, 2016 2:11 PM  

Longshot Bet: There will be no debate. She's going to kill off Bill and try to coast on sympathy until the actual election.

Anonymous WinstonWebb September 23, 2016 2:12 PM  

Howie Long September 23, 2016 1:59 PM
Clinton is going to own Drumpf

She will increase her already insurmountable lead.


Yeah, its time for us to close up shop and curl into the fetal position. After all, an LA Raider has-been said so.

Blogger tz September 23, 2016 2:12 PM  

@75 - at 1:06:40 her head will spin around 1440 degrees, she will say "your mother sucks cocks in hell", and she will projectile vomit green fluid to the ceiling.

The next day the #NeverTrump evangelicals will say it doesn't disqualify her.

Anonymous a deplorable rubberducky September 23, 2016 2:21 PM  

Trump, bring popcorn!

Blogger rws September 23, 2016 2:23 PM  

At 11 minutes the Lizard will have a nip-slip in a tragic wardrobe accident. Trump will hurl upon noticing, the media will immediately call for his removal due to "medical reasons". The studio audience will all be struck blind.

Anonymous Flavia September 23, 2016 2:30 PM  

WaPo had an article about the undecided voters. There are less of them (5%) than 2012(15%) Historically, there were usually many more.

We are quite polarized, perhaps permanently.

Will an all out race war deter future migrants? What foreign powers will intervene to "help?"

It looks like a continued slide into entropy. Can order ever be restored? Or Will we see the same fate as white South Africans?

OpenID b1bae96e-6447-11e3-b6bb-000f20980440 September 23, 2016 2:30 PM  

The bar is so low on this debate it is staggering. Thanks to the media, all Trump needs to do is not be Hitler to have a victory at the debate. And all Hillary needs to do to have a victory at the debate is go 90 minutes without wigging out.

Anonymous mature craig September 23, 2016 2:32 PM  

I think Clinton wildly and wrecklessly overstated things with the word half...but i actually would put BKGB into a basket of deplorables but thats just me

Blogger Student in Blue September 23, 2016 2:36 PM  

@mature craig
I think Clinton wildly and wrecklessly overstated things with the word half...but i actually would put BKGB into a basket of deplorables but thats just me

Wow. Just wow. You can't say that kind of thing about a gay man, you know!

Stop with the hate speech. Why are you being so homophobic?

Blogger Lew Rand September 23, 2016 2:39 PM  

I agree with all the sentiment that there are too many unknowns to make a reliable bet. Do not underestimate someone who has gotten away with so much shit for so long and came out relatively unscathed. We are hoping for an unforced error (and odds are we will get one. See next)

As to the 1000x not being stealth mode, almost all the commercials I've seen barely have any sight or sound of her. Its all other people talking. This will be her on center stage with a huge live audience. Not sure given the past, how this won't hurt her in some way.

Blogger Bodo Staron September 23, 2016 2:44 PM  

"The interesting thing is how heavily her handlers are going to drug her."

So Crystal Meth it is.

Blogger Snidely Whiplash September 23, 2016 2:52 PM  

#7139 wrote: ...and suppress her coughing...

What could they possibly dope her up with that would suppress the coughing for 90 minutes?

Heroin.

Anonymous DreadIlk OR VFM? September 23, 2016 3:01 PM  

@56 has some good points

@63 Darkdoc

I thought about this as well... after seeing the pic

http://bit.ly/2cFY4ru

I did some searching...

http://www.directadental.com/products/drydent

http://www.juniordentist.com/saliva-absorber-pad.html

Drydent reduces the swallowing reflex... useful for patients with hypersalivation

Excessive drooling (sialorrhea) in Parkinson's

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/17659637

Blogger GFR September 23, 2016 3:02 PM  

@Flavia. There are a lot more of us than there are White South Africans. Even so, if the rest of the world hadn't insisted that South Africa be destroyed - it is entirely possible that White South Africans would be running the show even now.

Anonymous BigGayKoranBurner September 23, 2016 3:03 PM  

but i actually would put BKGB into a basket of deplorables but thats just me

Do you have dyslexia? Here is a picture of what it would be like if I went to Saudi Arabia and they tried to throw me off the top of a building http://b-i.forbesimg.com/ericbasu/files/2013/07/wwz-wall.jpg See Kratman's article about how horrible fighters the Kurds are for proof.


Blogger GFR September 23, 2016 3:05 PM  

@Howie Long
.
If clinton is unbeatable why are you so scared?

Blogger Robert What? September 23, 2016 3:10 PM  

If I were Trump I'd make sure all my food and drink are tested between now and the debates. And bring his own water to the podium.

Anonymous Whitey Whiteman III September 23, 2016 3:12 PM  

This is so hillaryous.

No earpieces allowed.

Denied the step-stool.

No breaks.

To suppress the cough, I hope they give her enough DXM to put her on the 3rd Plateau.

Anonymous Supertankers of Deplorable Spartacus September 23, 2016 3:15 PM  

Attention Shitlords- cleanup on aisle 7-

https://www.change.org/p/president-barack-obama-president-obama-pardon-hillary-for-her-crimes?

Anonymous WinstonWebb September 23, 2016 3:17 PM  

Cruz to declare voting for Trump

Ted. Cruz.

Election is over.

Anonymous Hoppes #9 September 23, 2016 3:18 PM  

I say she starts to fade at 35 minutes but will have a diabolical recover at 66:60.

Anonymous Anonymous September 23, 2016 3:18 PM  

I hope Hitler hacks up a lung on camera live.

Anonymous Difster September 23, 2016 3:24 PM  

20 minutes from the start of the opening question.

Anonymous Hezekiah Garrett September 23, 2016 3:28 PM  

Big talk for someone who can describe the interior of a locker in minute detail...

Blogger GFR September 23, 2016 3:29 PM  

Hillary's debate with Sanders was instructive. First of all - she DIDN'T get flustered or have a health issue, she sounded calm and focused. She was winning until she said some things that Bernie considered to be beyond the pale. Then he became animated and started taking it to her and she looked "low energy".
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Sanders had unilaterally decided to NOT go after the email thing or the corruption thing (and probably some other stuff). If he HAD gone after those things I think he could have won.
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If Trump won't go after her weaknesses she will skate. But I don't think Trump will do that.

Blogger Snidely Whiplash September 23, 2016 3:30 PM  

I'll take eyes desynchronizing at 75 minutes, and a tonic or other seizure at 105 minutes.

Anonymous Supertankers of Deplorable Spartacus September 23, 2016 3:39 PM  

Cluebat Vanexodar wrote:I was wondering if she will tumble down from her customized podium.

How will she even get up onto the custom podium without assistance? A built-in lift with safety rails? Or something more like this- https://youtu.be/seRyZeLamAE?t=303

Here's a behind-the-scenes peek at preparing Hillary for the debate- https://youtu.be/seRyZeLamAE?t=94

Anonymous DreadIlk OR VFM? September 23, 2016 3:42 PM  

@106

He doesn't have to go after her weakness to induce a fit-

all he has to do is ask

"Why aren't you up 50 points?"

Anonymous Eddy September 23, 2016 3:51 PM  

Registered nurse here, just want to comment on this wild medication speculation. If her cough is indeed caused by Parkinson's, it would be due to her ineffective airway protection (swallow reflex), meaning she is getting her own secretions (saliva, etc.) going down the wrong pipe. One strategy to prevent this is to dry out the secretions with something like Robinul, an anti-cholinergic agent that reduces saliva output, amongst other things. The adverse effect of this would be that she would be pretty dry, making it harder to speak at length. It can also cause drowsiness, but if she has taken it for a while her body might be used to it and it would be minor. One other side effect is that it reduces the body's ability to sweat, which can lead to heat stroke. Is this what happened at the 9/11 event? Food for thought.

Anonymous HerewardMW September 23, 2016 3:53 PM  

I think this is going to go badly for Trump.

Everyone seems to think Clinton is going to fold under the pressure but it is Trump who has to go the full debate without a single syllable out of place.

Don't underestimate how rigged this is going to be either. Expect complicated "gotcha" questions about which Clinton has been fully briefed giving rise to stories about a "confident and in control" Hillary and an "out of his depth" Trump.

I want a President Trump. From an English point of view he may end up dragging us into fewer stupid wars than Clinton. I just can't bring myself to believe it's going to happen

Blogger Teri September 23, 2016 4:00 PM  

I find the Ted Cruz endorsement funny as hell. Reince Priebus said that any candidate that does not abide by the pledge will not receive funding from the GOP, should they run in the future. It was followed by the guy that will likely challenge Cruz in the primary saying that Ted is not a man of his word. Suddenly, Ted decides to endorse.

Blogger Ken Prescott September 23, 2016 4:02 PM  

@111 Trump doesn't have to win. He just has to beat the point spread. And they've set it so wide that he'll do it if he shows up, doesn't soil himself, and doesn't light his own hair on fire.

Anonymous a deplorable rubberducky September 23, 2016 4:07 PM  

HerewardMW @111

When has all that not been true? In all 15 debates this year Trump was the target of the moderators and all the other debaters. And after every debate the MSM declared him the loser.

But the voters disagreed.

The situation you describe is a 'same-same'. And it has worked for Trump every time.

Blogger Some Guy September 23, 2016 4:08 PM  

Luckily standard political theory said trump wouldn't even be the nominee!

Anonymous Ironsides September 23, 2016 4:09 PM  

WinstonWebb wrote:Cruz to declare voting for Trump

Ted. Cruz.

Election is over.


Wormtongue just crawled back to Meduseld, whining for forgiveness? Wow.

Anonymous #8601 September 23, 2016 4:10 PM  

more hyped up than a coke-addled New York Met from the 1980s

I saw an interesting interview with Darryl Strawberry in which he talked very candidly about his depression. He seemed like a very likable guy but the same can't be said for Doc Gooden.

Anonymous DreadIlk OR VFM? September 23, 2016 4:34 PM  

@110 Thus, the drydent to absorb the secretions...

The overheating could also be a hyperpyrexia:

Parkinsonism- hyperpyrexia syndrome (PHS) is a neurological emergency that mimics neuroleptic malignant syndrome and sepsis. Abrupt cessation of anti parkinsons drugs, usually levodopa is responsible for this syndrome.

We report a case who presented with manifestations of PHS after missing a single dose of levodopa.

http://www.esciencecentral.org/journals/single-dose-does-matter-an-interesting-case-of-parkinsons-hyperpyrexia-syndrome-2329-6895-2-191.php?aid=35595

Blogger Desiderius September 23, 2016 4:45 PM  

"Ted. Cruz.

Election is over."

I don't think it will hurt Trump that much.

Blogger Ken Prescott September 23, 2016 5:12 PM  

Cruz endorses Trump.

Behold the power of Kek, Harambe, and Pepe!

Blogger LonestarWhacko September 23, 2016 5:13 PM  

Well, if they shoot her up with high grade pharmaceutical meth......she's gonna really be feeling like a megalomaniac. I reckon they've got a good chance to pull it off.....unless Trump throws a bat in her spokes. Trump has been getting ready for this moment all his life.

Blogger Noah B September 23, 2016 5:37 PM  

Prediction: Trump will shave Hillary's head at some point during the debate.

Anonymous A Deplorable Paradigm Is More Than Twenty Cents September 23, 2016 5:42 PM  

Well, if they shoot her up with high grade pharmaceutical meth......she's gonna really be feeling like a megalomaniac.

So she'll feel like she usually does?

Maybe she can talk about why she's not 50 points up while wobbling her eyes? I wanna see that. Moar popcorn.

Blogger LonestarWhacko September 23, 2016 5:55 PM  

I wish to ask some of you an opinion.....Clinton seems destined to hubris. I've never seen anyone like her before. Historic examples?

Blogger Noah B September 23, 2016 6:06 PM  

@124
History is riddled with them:

King George III
Leon Bronstein aka. Trotsky
Mohammad Reza Shah Pahlavi
Presidente Batista
Presidente Allende

Just to name a few.

Anonymous A Deplorable Paradigm Is More Than Twenty Cents September 23, 2016 6:14 PM  

@124

Evita Peron comes to mind.

Anonymous Be Deplorable, Not Afraid September 23, 2016 6:27 PM  

Given that the bar is so very, very low for Hillary---she has to walk on and off the stage under her own power, and not visibly soil herself or turn weird colors and start speaking in tongues---I suppose she's likely to manage to survive and be declared the winner. But if she went full Pazuzu mode, and Trump called out Max von Sydow with a bottle of holy water, that would be pretty awesome.

Anonymous BGKB September 23, 2016 6:29 PM  

nurse here, just want to comment on this wild medication speculation

My first thought after noticing she has a black doctor was she must be at the point of polypharmacy that toxicology specialists and witch doctors are the only ones that feel comfortable talking about the expected side effects.

Anonymous Napoleon 12pdr September 23, 2016 6:31 PM  

All Trump really needs to do is look and sound sane and sensible. Convince people he's not crazy. Which is easy.

Clinton needs to convince people she's not a crook. A MUCH harder task.

I'm betting on Trump playing it soft at first. He'll counterpunch hard, though. Big takeaway line will be something along the lines of, "If you liked the last eight years, vote for her. If you want a change for the better, vote for me."

Blogger Johnny September 23, 2016 6:56 PM  

Robert What? wrote:If I were Trump I'd make sure all my food and drink are tested between now and the debates. And bring his own water to the podium.

When dealing with one of the players in New York real estate this issue turns up. If you want a drink, bring your own water.

Blogger Johnny September 23, 2016 6:56 PM  

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Anonymous CynicalMan September 23, 2016 7:04 PM  

I'm wanting odds on Trump calling Clinton Crooked.

Blogger ace September 23, 2016 7:09 PM  

I bet she's a living soundboard by this point. I predict her responses to Trump will be good, but almost completely scripted.

If she remains standing for the entire time and reels off a bunch of prearranged messages which are vaguely related to the topic under discussion, the media will start swinging from the rafters and throwing their collective shit at Trump.

Anonymous Eric the Red September 23, 2016 7:12 PM  

The debates are less Trump vs. Clinton, and much more Trump vs. (media). Those vicious propaganda whores will try every trick in their slimy repertoire to malign him and declare her the winner even before the debate is over.

If he can pull of the same Rick-roll of (them) as he did with the latest round of birther-bother, then he'll win by making (them) all look like fools.

Anonymous mature craig September 23, 2016 8:03 PM  

I liked the way Cruz ended his facebook post neverHillary...maybe I was too hard on him....

Anonymous mature craig September 23, 2016 8:29 PM  

To me all of his posts are so dark and cynical and pessimistic and paint such a gloomy picture of things. I find him deplorable

Blogger Montrose September 23, 2016 8:50 PM  

She did a full hour during the DNC. They CAN pump her full of (illegal) stuff that will keep her going for an hour or two.

This does not need be medically moral. It just needs to work.

And we have the technology.

Anonymous mature craig September 23, 2016 9:52 PM  

Ok maybe it is all about getting laid...but there are other things in life too

Anonymous mature craig September 23, 2016 10:06 PM  

Re :dont get laid that much..and not that anyone cares but im 40 married i have a healthy beautiful 11 month old son. And every once in a while i do have sex with my wife..we'd do it more but im at a point now where im not financially confident about a second child and my wife had a c section on the first and her womb still isnt 100 percent and she is not up for another pregnancy any time soon.also i have some condition where my penis and balls burn and hurt sometimes making me not as into sex but its slowly getting better. I was tested negative for stds.

Blogger Abyssus Invocat September 24, 2016 12:46 AM  

Successfully tweeted a link to this post using voxday.blogspot.hk. So at least some of the country links still get by the censors

Blogger Abyssus Invocat September 24, 2016 12:49 AM  

Great analogy.

Anonymous Ironsides September 24, 2016 12:57 AM  

I would love for her to pitch over and start drumming her heels at around the 10 minute mark, gibbering in the tongue of Yuggoth.

However, I doubt that we'll be that lucky. In a sudden spasm of pessimism, I predict she'll make it through without a hitch. Alas.

Anonymous meh September 24, 2016 3:42 AM  

"The interesting thing is how heavily her handlers are going to drug her. On the one hand, they've got to settle her down, keep her anxiety in check, and suppress her coughing, on the other, they don't want her going out there wild-eyed, manic, and more hyped up than a coke-addled New York Met from the 1980s."

[Clinton's handlers meet the specialist flown in from Springfield.]

Dr. Nick: Hi everybody!

Handlers: Hi, Dr. Nick!

Anonymous Discard September 24, 2016 5:33 AM  

I assume that Clinton will have the full cooperation of the moderators, including getting all the questions beforehand.
I hope that Trump assumes this as well, and is prepared.

Most of all, I'd like to see some Trump supporters from the NSA hack her hidden earpiece and her drug pump.

Blogger ManofGondor September 24, 2016 8:42 AM  

God please no.....Anything but that!!!! Wait, can pantsuits malfunction?

Anonymous SciVo de Plorable September 24, 2016 3:34 PM  

LonestarWhacko wrote:If she's wearing some sort of portable injection device, it has to be monitored, right? What kind of jamming is available?

Cell phone apps are convenient, so probably that. Cellular jamming is common because phones are really obnoxious in quiet performances, but without checking on how big jammers are or how strict the screening will be, I doubt you could smuggle in a large enough device to cover her.

Anonymous SciVo de Plorable September 24, 2016 3:57 PM  

HerewardMW wrote:I think this is going to go badly for Trump.

Your expectation is why you're wrong.

Everyone seems to think Clinton is going to fold under the pressure but it is Trump who has to go the full debate without a single syllable out of place.

The international socialists with bylines have attacked him so full-throated, so relentlessly, and for so long, that pretty much all he needs to do at this point is avoid saying "nigger" or giving a Nazi salute.

Don't underestimate how rigged this is going to be either. Expect complicated "gotcha" questions about which Clinton has been fully briefed giving rise to stories about a "confident and in control" Hillary and an "out of his depth" Trump.

You're being irrational. Lion Trump has been openly confronting a hostile press this whole time, while Ostrich Hillary has been avoiding her fan club. He is accustomed to their tricks, and whenever they crow about how they "got" him, he rises in the polls. Because they're fools who, in trying to manipulate everyone, have crippled themselves (by believing their own lies, since mindkilling themselves is easier than feigning sincerity). So they just don't understand normal people anymore.

I want a President Trump. From an English point of view he may end up dragging us into fewer stupid wars than Clinton. I just can't bring myself to believe it's going to happen

Hillary has a reputation as an angry drunk who throws things. Trump doesn't. He has a large, colorful personality -- he's blustery and draws energy from criticism -- but he is in control of his behavior. That is just one of the reasons why he would be better for the world, and just one of the reasons why he will win.

Anonymous SciVo de Plorable September 24, 2016 4:56 PM  

BGKB wrote:nurse here, just want to comment on this wild medication speculation

My first thought after noticing she has a black doctor was she must be at the point of polypharmacy that toxicology specialists and witch doctors are the only ones that feel comfortable talking about the expected side effects.


kek

ace wrote:I bet she's a living soundboard by this point. I predict her responses to Trump will be good, but almost completely scripted.

If she remains standing for the entire time and reels off a bunch of prearranged messages which are vaguely related to the topic under discussion, the media will start swinging from the rafters and throwing their collective shit at Trump.


I predict that the sun will rise tomorrow.

Anonymous Helton Strom September 25, 2016 1:13 AM  

And for your added entertainment, it looks like Jennifer Flowers of sex-with-Bill fame will be attending the debate.

Top-kek move would be to have a dozen of Bill's flings in the front row dolled up and smiling sweetly at Hillary. Her blood pressure would spike more than a little.

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