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Monday, September 05, 2016

Look, Ma, I made the cover!


The first two are pretty good too, as are the REGRESSIVE LEFT series, which features The Magazine For People Terrified of Being Racist Islamophobes. You can find them in Satiria's account. The funniest thing is that I have absolutely no doubt that SJWS are going to be frantically searching for the full text of my article, "Why Women Should Not Be Allowed to Think".

It's a good article, though, and frankly, I think I really presented a conclusive case.

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50 Comments:

Anonymous EH September 05, 2016 7:00 PM  

The Kzinti had the right idea.

Anonymous Wyrd September 05, 2016 7:09 PM  

Boko Harambe!

Anonymous Mr. Rational September 05, 2016 7:10 PM  

Anyone who doesn't immediately peg this as Onion-level material is intellectually hopeless.

Grin-worthy.

Blogger Sam Lively September 05, 2016 7:16 PM  

Mein Kamfert zone!

Anonymous Stirner September 05, 2016 7:16 PM  

A Fuhrer we can fap to. Ha!

Blogger residentMoron September 05, 2016 7:17 PM  

Is climate change to blame for ISIS?

Setting aside the obvious lunacy of the idea, I've had leftists seriously propose that all these rapefugees are the first batch of the promised 50 million climate refugees promised by the IPCC by 2015.

Nothing to do with us killing the guys who previously held their leash.

Blogger residentMoron September 05, 2016 7:20 PM  

Stirner

A Fuhrer we can fap, too!

Which is different, but still ok I guess.

Blogger Dave September 05, 2016 7:26 PM  

Vox, that was an exceptional article and your case is air-tight.

Anonymous LastRedoubt September 05, 2016 7:30 PM  

That is inspired.

Anonymous kfg September 05, 2016 7:33 PM  

"I think I really presented a conclusive case."

I especially like the part where you . . . no, no, let them find it and read it for themselves. I don't want to spoil that joy of discovery for them.

Blogger Melampus the Seer September 05, 2016 7:36 PM  

LMAO!

Blogger Laguna Beach Fogey September 05, 2016 7:38 PM  

Impressive! Too funny. Love it.

Blogger ZhukovG September 05, 2016 7:44 PM  

Subscribed!

Anonymous BGKB September 05, 2016 7:46 PM  

searching for the full text of my article, "Why Women Should Not Be Allowed to Think".

Boy will they hate it when they have to buy "The CUCKSERVATIVE" to find that's one of the chapters;)


OT:Teacher child rapist who killed himself after being investigated for raping students counted among gun violence stats. http://gunmemorial.org/2016/08/24/matthew-deyo

Blogger Fenris Wulf September 05, 2016 8:17 PM  

From issue 2:

GOD EMPEROR TRUMP
The Leader We Need
The Leader We Deserve
The Leader Of Us All

There's something very familiar about this. LOL.

Blogger Snidely Whiplash September 05, 2016 8:22 PM  

my article, "Why Women Should Not Be Allowed to Think".

I think the part where you demonstrated that women don't have souls was both spot-on ironclad undeniably true and wickedly funny.

Anonymous Anonymous September 05, 2016 8:27 PM  

How can one be a Christian without being a sociopath?

Anonymous Wyrd September 05, 2016 8:31 PM  

How can one be a Christian without being a sociopath?

Spot the retard.

Blogger S1AL September 05, 2016 8:42 PM  

Dear Onion,

This is what happens when you become a leftist rag.

Sincerely, Big Daddy Satire

Anonymous Be Not Afraid September 05, 2016 8:46 PM  

I myself can't wait for the next issue, with "Drink Like a Dark Lord: Milo Yiannopoulos Shows Us Vox Day's Skull Chalice Collection." I subscribed just for that.

Blogger Bard September 05, 2016 8:54 PM  

Now that is something to be proud of and hang on the trophy wall

Blogger Matt September 05, 2016 9:02 PM  

Well they almost got the title right.

Anonymous SciVo September 05, 2016 9:13 PM  

Snidely Whiplash wrote:I think the part where you demonstrated that women don't have souls was both spot-on ironclad undeniably true and wickedly funny.

The application of the squeeze theorem to gingers and cats was entirely postdictable -- so obvious in hindsight, yet I've never seen it before. An instant classic.

Blogger Groot September 05, 2016 9:18 PM  

@OP: "Why Women Should Not Be Allowed to Think"

During colonial times, it was a widely-held opinion that women had no souls, seriously discussed. It was only with the pervasive influence of the Quakers that women preachers came to be known. And resisted, vehemently. They were stripped to the waist and whipped throughout the town, from town to town. Some were killed.

Just a historical note.

The Quakers also refused doff their hats to their presumptive social superiors, and would not touch their forelocks, even if beaten and jailed by those whose "station" was above them. Instead they introduced and spread the practice of shaking hands, as practiced by social equals.

In some ways, though, they were even more puritanical than the Puritans, insisting, e.g., on sex within marriage only for procreation.

Anonymous RS September 05, 2016 9:58 PM  

You look more masculine than usual.


(softball, someone had to swing)

Blogger Lazarus September 05, 2016 10:42 PM  

I think he nailed it when he wrote

"Women should not be allowed to think because they will hurt their own feelings.

Its a kindness thing."

Vox is the Martha Stewart of the Alt-Right.

Blogger Montrose September 05, 2016 10:42 PM  

Boko Harambe

TOP KEK

Blogger Gaiseric September 05, 2016 11:07 PM  

Semi-OT. Heartiste would enjoy this, no doubt. http://www.breitbart.com/tech/2016/09/04/right-wing-people-likely-sexually-satisfied/

Blogger Were-Puppy September 05, 2016 11:36 PM  

#HolocaustFunnies

Boy that would touch a nerve :P

Blogger Snidely Whiplash September 05, 2016 11:41 PM  

Groot wrote:During colonial times, it was a widely-held opinion that women had no souls, seriously discussed. It was only with the pervasive influence of the Quakers that women preachers came to be known. And resisted, vehemently. They were stripped to the waist and whipped throughout the town, from town to town. Some were killed.
Just a historical note.


No, that is not an historical note, that is what is called a "Lie". It's the sort of thing that some Quakers told themselves about the animals they were better than, and the feminists picked it up and ran with it. Women preachers were often whipped and run out of town, for reasons that are all too obvious to any modern Christian who wants to pay attention. Quakers were sometimes killed, mostly because they were insufferable self-righteous prigs who delighted in insulting their social superiors.

Blogger Tom Terrific September 05, 2016 11:44 PM  

Now I have GOT to know where your article is, Vox!

I'm going to beat my wife with it!

Blogger Tom Terrific September 05, 2016 11:44 PM  

Now I have GOT to know where your article is, Vox!

I'm going to beat my wife with it!

Blogger residentMoron September 06, 2016 12:31 AM  

@28

Hey! My grandfather died in a concentration camp, asshole!

He fell out of the guard tower ...

Blogger Groot September 06, 2016 12:36 AM  

@29. Snidely Whiplash:
"No, that is not an historical note, that is what is called a 'Lie'."

I read it in several history books, and then I just now googled it, coming up with voluminous historical evidence. So, it's a historical note, liar. Or maybe just a blowhard ignoramus, spouting off about topics he knows nothing about. Do you actually look like Yosemite Sam, or just come off that way?

"insufferable self-righteous prigs"

Project much, little man?

Blogger CM September 06, 2016 1:51 AM  

"Why Women Should Not Be Allowed to Think".

I FEEL bad feelz.

Blogger CM September 06, 2016 1:56 AM  

I'm so disappointed these are only zine covers :(

Anonymous Clay September 06, 2016 2:40 AM  

Funny. Why does it remind me of Rachel Maddow?

The hair? The same stupid clothing? The dildo impressions on her face?

Blogger Snidely Whiplash September 06, 2016 3:31 AM  

Groot wrote:I read it in several history books, and then I just now googled it, coming up with voluminous historical evidence. So, it's a historical note, liar. Or maybe just a blowhard ignoramus, spouting off about topics he knows nothing about. Do you actually look like Yosemite Sam, or just come off that way?


Depending on what "it" refers to. I will readily admit, in fact did already admit, that women preachers were whipped and run out of town. And that Quakers were sometimes killed. Of course official sources lay the blame entirely on the Christian Majority, never on the Quaker minority, that's how that sort of thing rolls these days.

The lie is the assertion that any significant Christian group EVER thought women did not have souls. It is simply not true, has never been true and no matter how many Feminist, Atheist and Jewish sources claim it is true, it's still a lie.

You see, Groot, unlike trees, people lie all the time. Atheists and Feminists lie as a matter of course. Many of these liars are historians. Hell, an Atheist will denounce Christians on the baseless assertion that Christians deny that women have souls, while vociferously denying that women, or any one else, have souls. Feminists will repeat any lie ever that will make Christians look bad. Remember "Seven Million Wimmins Were Killed In The Witch Hunting Holocaust"? That's the level of historicity you're dealing with here.

Blogger Snidely Whiplash September 06, 2016 3:35 AM  

And, if you're looking for impartial historical analysis, economists of any stripe, even Austrians, are not a particularly good source. Why not A People's History Of The United States by Zinn?

Blogger Shimshon September 06, 2016 4:09 AM  

Gives new meaning to the term "vanity press." Kudos Vox on this milestone.

Blogger Unknown September 06, 2016 4:41 AM  

Ok, you got me. This is funny.

Blogger rob September 06, 2016 5:38 AM  

joke's on them, been always fapping to Adolph

Anonymous FrankNorman September 06, 2016 8:42 AM  

Regarding the idea of women not having souls... remember the 3 things that SJWs do.

Blogger S1AL September 06, 2016 9:09 AM  

"The lie is the assertion that any significant Christian group EVER thought women did not have souls. It is simply not true, has never been true and no matter how many Feminist, Atheist and Jewish sources claim it is true, it's still a lie."

Yeah, that belief is part of Gnosticism, the first major heretical faction expelled from the early church, and the one that atheists have tried *so hard* to pass off as mainstream early Christianity. Gee, it's almost like there's a pattern here.

Blogger bob k. mando September 06, 2016 9:44 AM  

33. Groot September 06, 2016 12:36 AM
I read it in several history books,



so what? i was taught that no one had sailed the Atlantic before Columbus because "stupid Europeans thought the world was flat".

only, that was a LIE promulgated by Washington Irving, Westerners have known that the Earth was round since at least the ancient Greeks.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Myth_of_the_flat_Earth


nevertheless, this lie was found in text books. funny, that.

Blogger Mountain Man September 06, 2016 10:49 AM  

I used to have FWB with a blonde haired version of Frauke Petry. She was a professor. Wow - she could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch and she loved being dominated in bed .

Blogger TM Lutas September 06, 2016 12:15 PM  

@33 The volume you link to, Conceived in Liberty, is available as a searchable pdf by the LVM and can be found here:
https://mises.org/system/tdf/Conceived%20in%20Liberty_Vol_2_2.pdf?file=1&type=document

It contains no instance of the word preacher or even preach. Would you care to give a page reference in the volume you say contains the story to demonstrate that you are not, in fact, lying?

Anonymous Sagramore September 06, 2016 5:47 PM  

@45 Ficki Frauke?

I know the redhead reporter version and I don't don't ever go there because she is friends with Dave Foley's ex wife.

Blogger Groot September 07, 2016 2:14 AM  

@37. Snidely Whiplash:
"The lie is the assertion that any significant Christian group EVER thought women did not have souls."

OK, that was much less ambiguous than your first comment @29. That just sounded like my entire comment was a lie. But here, I will confess to a Grootish social error, being unaware of controversies in the non-plant world regarding calumnies aimed at the Christian world over the status of women. But I will remain ignorant, because I don't care. I am interested in the sociological impact of Quakers (huge), while caring little about their religious doctrines other than that they like oat meal.

Also, I will give greater credence to the great, learned, and funny Murray Rothbard than to Snidely Whiplash, no matter how much you twirl your mustachios. Plus, I raise the ante that at least 3 of these 4 are true regarding Snidely: short, ginger, yells a lot, and likes guns.

@44. bob k. mando:
"the world was flat"

This is an argument? I now have to defend the world's flatness? Who are you, Thordaddy? This is the laziest, most diarrhetic argument I've heard in a while. Fie.

@46. TM Lutas:
"It contains no instance of the word preacher or even preach."

That .pdf file you link to can be searched only over the contents, page numbers, and index. Of course you didn't find "preach." Don't throw terms like "the LVM" around if you are this technically incompetent. Not being technically competent isn't a sin; lying about it is. I have four .pdf files, one for each volume, and the count for the string "preach" is: Vol. 1, 16 matches; Vol. 2, 19 matches; Vol. 3, 4 matches; Vol. 4, 1 match. Forty is more than "no instance[s]." No LVM required, just grep or MS Word "search" (depending on OS).

But, of course, your pea brain came up with the wrong challenge, because it is orthogonal to our topic. Sigh.

Blogger Stephen St. Onge September 07, 2016 3:06 AM  

That's "Ubermenschen", not "Ubermensch".

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