Saturday, June 10, 2017

More benefits of immigration

Not only is there more ethnic food available, but now you can legally defecate on the streets too. So cosmopolitan, it's just like India:
Denver Colorado is about to smell worse than piss-soaked shit-stained San Francisco. The city voted to essentially decriminalize public urination and defecation and the reason is as liberal as it gets. The city is now becoming a giant toilet to help protect illegal aliens from deportation. Denver is not only a sanctuary city for criminal immigrant scumbags but also now a sanctuary for human waste.

9 News reports that the Denver City Council voted to lessen the penalties for certain crimes including pissing, shitting, and whoring in public. Under the old law, these offenses were punishable by up to a year in jail and a $1000 fine. Under the new law, these disgusting acts will carry no fine whatsoever.

Here’s a fun list of things Denver will no longer consider to be a serious crime:
  • Sitting or lying in the public right-of-way
  • Unauthorized camping on public or private property prohibited
  • Urinating or defecating in public
  • Panhandling
  • Curfews and closures
  • Storage and loading
  • Prohibitions
  • Solicitation on or near street or highway
This new law, or lack thereof, has the ACLU seal of approval so you know it’s bullshit:

“Many times it becomes a deportable offense if you’ve been convicted of even a minor ordinance violation that’s punishable by a year in jail,” said Mark Silverstein, legal director for the American Civil Liberties Union of Colorado.

And just in case you think this is about anything other than protecting illegal aliens, here’s Denver Mayor Michael Hancock explaining his joy over the new law:

“I want to thank Denver City Council for their vote tonight on our sentencing reform ordinance. This ordinance…helps to keep families together by ensuring low level offenses, like park curfew, are not a deportation tool,” said Hancock.
As I have said many times, if you like running water and public sanitation, join the Alt-Right. Forget women's toilets, now conservatism can't even conserve the use of toilets.



Anonymous Adam Cramer June 10, 2017 11:01 AM  

Silverstein? Hahaha! They make it too easy.

Blogger NO GOOGLES June 10, 2017 11:04 AM  

DESIGNATED... ___________... STREETS...


Blogger ghostfromplanetspook June 10, 2017 11:07 AM  

Dedicated shitting cities.

What a time to be alive.

Blogger Unknown June 10, 2017 11:07 AM  

"...said Mark Silverstein, legal director for the American Civil Liberties Union of Colorado."

Wow, what a coincidence...

Anonymous Poli_Mis June 10, 2017 11:08 AM  

When are people finally going to say, ENOUGH?

Blogger Quilp June 10, 2017 11:11 AM  

May the sidewalks outside their homes and businesses become the favorite squat and plop areas for entire illegal alien families that all Western society must apparently suffer to protect.

Blogger TheMaleRei June 10, 2017 11:12 AM  

It's official, Denver is no longer a First World City.

Blogger Zaklog the Great June 10, 2017 11:14 AM  

A Denver alt-right group should organize a protest where they all go shit in front of City Hall.

Anonymous Anonymous June 10, 2017 11:15 AM  

Does this open the door to some strategic "shit-ins"?

Blogger Sam June 10, 2017 11:15 AM  

Cholera- coming to a city near you!

Blogger Jack Vibe June 10, 2017 11:17 AM  

Since they can camp on private property without being arrested, does this supersede trespass laws?

Can people stalk outside their homes at any hour and there will be no repercussions?

Insane times either way.

Anonymous VFM #6306 June 10, 2017 11:20 AM  

Well, there seems to be a viable option for Denverians opposed to this 3rd World adoption.

It involves just a bit of Ex-lax and about a hundred photos of Peyton Manning in uniform.

Downtown will be so diverse you won't be able to smell your street hummus.

Anonymous Rocklea June 10, 2017 11:22 AM  

"Denver is no longer a First World City."

There are no "First" world cities. Everyone gets a participation trophy now, form the most affluent to the most effluent.

Blogger Antony June 10, 2017 11:24 AM  

As they have legalised camping on private property, illegal aliens can be sent to camp out on leftists and champagne socialist celebrities front lawns.

Anonymous Bobby Farr June 10, 2017 11:24 AM  

Add Colorado to Northern California as a place of great natural beauty that Americans have destroyed through the importation of foreign garbage folk.

Blogger dc.sunsets June 10, 2017 11:31 AM  

My first thought: "You've got to be ****ing me."

Blogger tweell June 10, 2017 11:34 AM  

Oh, what an opportunity for black knighting! This will not end (cough) well.

Blogger dc.sunsets June 10, 2017 11:36 AM  

What is old is new again. Prior to the automobile and decent sewage systems, cities reeked of animal wastes and chamber pot dumps.

Humanity really is on a round trip to prehistoric savagery. Malthus is laughing his butt off from his grave.

I can just imagine it: A group of like-minded people form a (gated) community where such things are punishable by expulsion, but the Rabbits surrounding them march in to confiscate all property because punishing public defecation has a "disparate impact" and as such, prohibitions are raaaaaycissssst.

Anonymous Rocklea June 10, 2017 11:36 AM  

Denver Colorado, Leading The Nation With Public Defecation.
Tolerance Never Smelt So Good.
Diversity Is Our Stench.

Blogger dc.sunsets June 10, 2017 11:38 AM  

"camping on private property," AKA squatting.

I predict a major increase in the SSS's.

Anonymous Weak June 10, 2017 11:38 AM  

Absolutely tweell, this is possibly the easiest black knight opportunity ever.

Blogger dc.sunsets June 10, 2017 11:38 AM  

@19 Diversity Is Our Stench.

On so many levels.

Blogger 4499 June 10, 2017 11:49 AM  

Piled High Stadium.

Blogger VFM #7634 June 10, 2017 11:51 AM  

piss-soaked shit-stained San Francisco

I just knew there was something off about that city. It smelled vaguely how I imagine an Asian (non-Jap) city would smell.

Blogger Gordon Scott June 10, 2017 11:52 AM  

Even the ones who, in the privacy of their homes, or even just in their heads, know that this is idiocy, won't admit it. They can't. They cannot admit that it was a mistake. They've got to ride it to the miserable, bitter end. They cannot wrap their head around the concept that not only were they wrong, but Trump et al were right.

The pathology of this mindset is staggering.

Blogger KBuff June 10, 2017 11:54 AM  

Just more evidence that the powers that be in the Denver Metro Area are truly crazy. It's a trend that's accelerating around here.

Blogger wreckage June 10, 2017 12:16 PM  

So now, objecting to shitting in public is racist?

Blogger wreckage June 10, 2017 12:20 PM  

@25, ah, but they don't have to admit they were wrong, they just have to shut up while the situation gets fixed. They won't ever change their minds, but what they will allow to happen will shift. How often they decide to stay home and not vote will increase, and so on.

This is self-reinforcing; by inaction they can permit the fixes, then when everything gets better they can say "I never endorsed [ whatever fixed things ] but everything still got better, thus proving me to have been right all along!"

Blogger red clock June 10, 2017 12:21 PM  

This is sold as 'progress'

Over the last two years, I've come to loathe Democrats. And resent Republicans for not stopping any of this.

Privileged whites take civilization for granted and have a fetish for savages and primitives. They worship, import and enable them.

Lowering the standards is their creed. Because standards are bigoted apparently.

Anonymous Random #57 June 10, 2017 12:24 PM  

Actual Rocky Mountain News headline James Taranto would frequently use in his Best of the Web Today, referring to the 2008 Democratic National Convention in Denver:

"With DNC in Mind, City Bans Carrying Urine, Feces"

Anonymous BBGKB June 10, 2017 12:25 PM  

The smell of progress

NYC & San Fran already had this legalized, because the cops never caught STR8 white people doing it.

Blogger Lazarus June 10, 2017 12:26 PM  

Has anyone informed the Public Health Officer?

Blogger Silly but True June 10, 2017 12:27 PM  

OT: True story. Reporting escaped convicts broke into Comey household when he was young. He's selling life-story for $10m. Nick Nolte has signed on to portray old Jim.

Anonymous Takin' A Look June 10, 2017 12:28 PM  

(((Mark Silverstein)))


Anonymous Drose June 10, 2017 12:32 PM  

ACLU of Colorado
303 E. 17th Ave., Ste 350
Denver, CO 80203-1256

Feel free to use their grounds as a public toilet.

Anonymous andon June 10, 2017 12:36 PM  

The city is now becoming a giant toilet to help protect illegal aliens from deportation

thats the important thing

Blogger Skyler the Weird June 10, 2017 12:37 PM  

We're going to love the return of typhoid and cholera.

Blogger Skyler the Weird June 10, 2017 12:43 PM  

I'm sure anyone of the Caucasian Persuasion will still be arrested as this law like The Voting Rights Act and the Civil Rights Act before it will be interpreted as applying only to minorities.

Blogger pyrrhus June 10, 2017 12:44 PM  

As always, liberal "standards" are nothing but a race to the bottom...primitive hunter/gatherers don't allow such behavior in their villages...

Blogger Sam June 10, 2017 12:46 PM  

Anonymous Conservatives take is r-strategists are working to create r-strategist conditions (random death by disease in this case) because it benefits them at the expense of k-strategists.

Blogger Timmy3 June 10, 2017 12:48 PM  

Bill Clinton got the right to a free grope according to feminists. Illegals will soon get the right to free rape and sexual harassment and maybe DUI. Illegals and the well off and well connected get more rights than citizens.

Anonymous Crew June 10, 2017 12:50 PM  

This link contains the ACLU comments. They want to go further to protect 'vulnerable communities.' Perhaps even murder will carry no sentences:

Anonymous Prayers answered for the Trumpslide June 10, 2017 12:50 PM  

Boy, Denver has given new meaning to the phrase "Turd World."

Anonymous kfg June 10, 2017 12:55 PM  

"It's official, Denver is no longer a First World City."

It's been Second World for decades.

Blogger wreckage June 10, 2017 1:10 PM  

@39 Yeah, but what has the neolithic ever done for us anyway?

Anonymous Eduardo June 10, 2017 1:13 PM  

March to take a sh*t 2017 Denver lol!

Ending at the aclu front porch on a working day.

Blogger Robert Coble June 10, 2017 1:14 PM  

Shitting and pissing in public - doing the jobs that Americans won't do - AND FOR FREE!

Maybe Magic Dirt™ will soak up all that excrement. . .

Sounds like a great capitalist opportunity to garner some easy hard cash by providing free Golden Showers™ and Night Soil™ for Leftards. Just promote it as saving Mother Gaia by going "Au Naturel," and the idiots will pay a premium for it.

Anonymous Bobby Farr June 10, 2017 1:19 PM  

Well, the real tragedy would be if foreigners shitting in our streets were sent away.

Blogger Dr. Mabuse June 10, 2017 1:19 PM  

Mal de merde.

Blogger Matt June 10, 2017 1:23 PM  

Silverstein. EVERY TIME!!

Anonymous Gingas June 10, 2017 1:24 PM  

Ah. The fruits of wonderful diversity. Such a vibrant environment for our children to grow up in. This is the standard of excellence we all must aspire to achieve in order to demonstrate our tolerance and open-mindedness. If you disagree then yo rayciss!

OT, I found this old but interesting news:

Fake Americans in South Texas held a Border Summit on what to do about Donald Trump. Interestingly enough, the summit wasn't open to the public or even the media. The attendents were presumably politicans and county judges. They have to go back.

Anonymous basementhomebrewer June 10, 2017 1:26 PM  

If you live in or around Denver your first order of business should be to learn which neighborhoods the council members and mayors live in. Your second task would be to call your friends and locate the nearest Indian buffet. I'll let the reader figure out the next steps.

Blogger Whisker biscuit June 10, 2017 1:35 PM  

They're changing the name of their NBA team to the Denver Butt Nuggets.

Lol, it's truly a SHITlLIB town now.

Blogger SteelPalm June 10, 2017 1:35 PM  

Rhetorically, pointing out the utter filthiness and savagery of Third-World invaders is highly effective, and should shock at least a few dupes out of their suicidal, multicultural mindset.

Vox's post is a fine example.

Blogger Dave June 10, 2017 1:38 PM  

This is a great blog!

Anonymous Just another commenter June 10, 2017 1:39 PM  

At this rate, Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho will be president in my lifetime.

Very, very sad.

Anonymous Anonymous June 10, 2017 1:39 PM  

The Trump 2020 ad writes itself: "the left wants people who literally sh*t on our society."

Anonymous Donald Trump June 10, 2017 1:45 PM  

Winners like me use indoor plumbing and crap in a golden toilet! Losers crap in the street!

Blogger JonM June 10, 2017 2:02 PM  

Forget illegal immigrants for a moment. All those economic refugees from California have succeeded in turning once proud Colorado into the state they fled. I'm starting to think there should be a way to deport Californians. Go choke on the world you made and leave the rest of us to wallow in our cleanliness and Godliness.

Blogger David Power June 10, 2017 2:09 PM  


Couldn't resist trolling the SJW mob gathering in parliament square here in London a couple of hours ago.

They were screaming for Corbin to replace May as Prime Minister and were branding their gathering as - a victory rally! LOL

I asked them if this is the rally celebrating the election of Britain's second female Prime Minister!

They all screamed No Its Not! This is to get rid of her!

So I asked them why were they so afraid of strong women? And why do they want Britain to be ruled by an old white man?

They started to get nasty but I got a few laughs from the police standing near by.

I called them all sexists supporters of the patriarchy and moved on shaking mah head in disappointment.

btw, never seen such a bunch of freaks and drop-out loons gathered in one place before. With any luck they'll get kettled by the police later tonight.

Blogger mjazzguitar June 10, 2017 2:15 PM  

The judge gave Bampumim Texiera 364 days because she didn't want him deported.
Then he cut the throats of two doctors.

Anonymous kfg June 10, 2017 2:22 PM  

"I'm starting to think there should be a way to deport Californians."

Oddly enough, so do Californians. Two generations ago those "Californians" were Okies.

Anonymous Überdeplorable Psychedelic Cat Grass June 10, 2017 2:23 PM  

@60 Dave Power that is some high quality black knighting there!

Blogger IM2L844 June 10, 2017 2:30 PM  

Provides a whole new perspective on "the slippery slope".

Blogger Mr.MantraMan June 10, 2017 2:33 PM  

Denver truly is a shitty city.

Anonymous Iacobus June 10, 2017 2:38 PM  

Per the link, those list of offenses would carry a maximum (i.e., "LOL, no, not really") 60-day jail sentence. I'm not holding my breath for them to enforce this. At all.

Keep it up, SJWs. You'll have the place lookin' like the third world in no time thanks to your self-righteous prattle.

Blogger PastyWhiteBoy June 10, 2017 2:39 PM  

San Jose is anothe Californicating center of immigrant garden of eden. Walkig around this week with just a bit of out of season drizzle and the dried urine from the horde provided an odiferous perfume I have not smelled since my last trip to Calcutta.

Blogger IM2L844 June 10, 2017 2:43 PM  


That judge should be charged as an accessory.

Blogger Dark Herald June 10, 2017 2:43 PM  

I can't help but feel sorry for real Coloradans.

Their state was infiltrated and seized out from under them. Now they are ruled against their will by a concentrated colony of blue-staters.

Anonymous a deplorable rubberducky June 10, 2017 2:45 PM  

San Francisco mostly smells like a bong, except for where it smells like a sewer. Coming soon to Denver!

Public urination and defecation is still technically illegal where I live, but where the illegals gather they don't enforce that (nor anti-loitering laws, nor food handling permitting for their taco carts, the list goes on). Add all that stuff to the growing list of things they'll arrest Americans for, but not foreigners.

I'm not sure which is worse, making stuff legal for everybody or only for some. Either way it sucks though.

Blogger tz June 10, 2017 2:46 PM  

Next, public pissing contests?
Never let a good crisis go to waste...?
Sh** Francisco, mapped
The mile high toilet v.s. the golden shower gate.

Blogger Jeff Wood June 10, 2017 2:47 PM  


David, that was excellent work.

Blogger Thucydides June 10, 2017 2:49 PM  

I'm sure the residents of Denver (at least the ones not living in gated communities) will be thrilled to live with he consequences of SJW's in office.

Blogger tz June 10, 2017 2:50 PM  

It's not like typhus, cholera, Hepatitis, listeria, camplobacter, and a few other things are going to be a problem.

One issue for the now more ironically named SHTF (it hits the fan) scenarios is sanitation and the worry that such things would be prevalent AFTER some kind of collapse.

Anonymous Icicle June 10, 2017 2:57 PM  

Bampumim Texiera

Is that an actual name? And if so, why is it here?

Denver truly is a shitty city.

It's in Colorado. Too perfect.

Blogger ghostfromplanetspook June 10, 2017 2:58 PM  

While rubbing his hands and muttering "good, good" to himself.

Blogger Anthony June 10, 2017 3:04 PM  

You don't need immigrants for this. The week-feed woman across the street from my office with her pants around get ankles, wiping her ghetto booty, was pretty obviously not an immigrant. Just someone who California's liberals wouldn't let us keep in custodial care where she'd have access to a toilet and maybe even mental health care.

Blogger kurt9 June 10, 2017 3:14 PM  

I suspect Portland may go this way as well, which will eventually drive away many of the restaurants in downtown and Pearl district, along with the $15/Hr minimum wage. I think the outer-lying areas will take a harder approach to these issues (other counties such as Clackamas are politically conservative). The result is that much of the fine dining will move from central Portland into the suburbs.

Anonymous MrNiceguy June 10, 2017 3:16 PM  

In the name of diversity, we've selected Taco Bell for catering

Blogger kurt9 June 10, 2017 3:17 PM  

The source article implies that prostitution is one of the activities that will become legal in Denver.

Blogger kurt9 June 10, 2017 3:20 PM  

Actually, these acts are not being decriminalized. Only the fines are being eliminated. One can still go to jail for them.

Anonymous Icicle June 10, 2017 3:22 PM  

It's a strange time when you describe sh*tting indoors as "conservative."

Anonymous Galtian June 10, 2017 3:23 PM  

You'd think libertarians would be all for not having the state take your freedoms and £1000 for taking a leak or dump where god intended

Anonymous Icicle June 10, 2017 3:26 PM  

Another reason camping sucks, sh*tting outdoors.

"He doesn't look like a happy camper."
"Let's just call him a camper and be done with it."

Blogger Flair1239 June 10, 2017 3:28 PM  

It will be interesting to see if there is a back lash from local businesses. At some point this starts to hit folks in the wallet in the form of property values.

I will be interested to see how much pain the upstanding portion of the citizenry is willing to take.

Blogger Doom June 10, 2017 3:29 PM  

I actually wonder if the real problem is more financial. They can't afford to do the policing and jailing. Especially with all the graft. Either have money to steal, or spend it on employees, infrastructure, and such. They simply aren't making any money on jailing shitters. It's clogging up the courts. Besides, they know they have lost grip on civilization in big cities. Lowering the bars and backing away (or bringing your own security) is the madness of the day.

I really am surprised the decent fold don't revolt. Ah, right, they are decent. Are there any left in cities?

Anonymous Eduardo June 10, 2017 3:29 PM  


Oh please don't remind the Libertarians about the world they wanna live in!

Blogger Snidely Whiplash June 10, 2017 3:31 PM  

kurt9 wrote:I suspect Portland may go this way as well, which will eventually drive away many of the restaurants in downtown and Pearl district, along with the $15/Hr minimum wage.
Portland has already gone this way, turning a blind eye to sidewalk camping, people defecating on the street, hobos selling blowjobs on streetcorners.
Every time I go into Portland I remark on how much closer to Dehli it's become, Dehli being the evident goal.

Blogger kurt9 June 10, 2017 3:36 PM  

You're right. Downtown Portland has become worse over the past 10 years. However, most of the homeless appear to hang around the "Old Town" area and stay away from the Pearl or Pioneer Square area (which is where we go when we go downtown). I was last in SF about 10 years ago and the homeless problem was BAD, just so bad, especially around Market Street area.

Blogger Francis Parker Yockey June 10, 2017 3:43 PM  

"DESIGNATED... ___________... STREETS...


@3 ghostfromplanetspook
"Dedicated shitting cities"

Good points. Apparently they're not content with Third World standards; they have to go a step lower. At least the bindis have designated sh**ting streets; leftists have to have entire designated sh**ting cities.

Perhaps an "educational campaign" can solve the problem that they're doing their best to create? Maybe it's time to dub a version of this video in Spanish (and Mixtec)?

Anonymous gxg June 10, 2017 3:44 PM  

Galtian wrote:You'd think libertarians would be all for not having the state take your freedoms and £1000 for taking a leak or dump where god intended

Maybe. And this is why many alt-righters, me included, are former libertarians. Libertarianism has zero odds of working when low-IQ, low-trust savages are introduced to the mix.

Anonymous Icicle June 10, 2017 3:47 PM  

Perhaps an "educational campaign" can solve the problem that they're doing their best to create? Maybe it's time to dub a version of this video in Spanish (and Mixtec)?

Make India great again!

Blogger JaimeInTexas June 10, 2017 4:18 PM  

Denver, the French Quarters On The Rockies, without the charm.

Anonymous Omega man June 10, 2017 4:20 PM  

To protest this law the citiens of Denver should hold a "SHIT IN" in front of city hall.

Anonymous Marvin Boggs June 10, 2017 4:26 PM  

@27: which implies that doing so is largely limited to one race, which begs the question, that SJWs dare not consider, "WHY".

I was at the mall a few days ago (not my favourite activity) and the question that just screamed at me was "where are all the white people?" when I was a kid, you only saw white people. Now? Not so much.

Blogger BassmanCO June 10, 2017 4:27 PM  

And people wonder why I always carry, even at home (and I live in the suburbs). What the f_€& happened to my state?

Blogger Blunt Force June 10, 2017 4:53 PM  

just like India.

Anonymous Bz June 10, 2017 4:53 PM  

Meanwhile, the Mayor of London cares for his constituents:

"Just as the police will do everything possible to root out extremism from our city, so we will take a zero-tolerance approach to hate crime.

"If you witness a hate crime please report it to the police. If you commit a hate crime, you face arrest.

"I'm calling on all Londoners to pull together, and send a clear message around the world that our city will never be divided by these hideous individuals who seek to harm us and destroy our way of life.

Blogger Geir Balderson June 10, 2017 5:00 PM  


No longer the First World, yes!
Now the TURD World.
That was way too easy.

Now, what does the local Denver Health Department have to say about all of this?
Have Denverians lost their minds??

Yes, Liberalism is truly a Mental Disorder!

Blogger liberranter June 10, 2017 5:09 PM  

Seeing these liberal shithole cities literally turning into public toilets is, I must admit, perversely gratifying.

The next step is to prohibit anyone who voted for these laws from ever moving out of the city. You created it, you get to live in it and own it.

Oh, and be sure that these lax laws also apply to the gated communities where these millionaire liberal elites live.

Anonymous FP June 10, 2017 5:12 PM  


"I was at the mall a few days ago (not my favourite activity) and the question that just screamed at me was "where are all the white people?" when I was a kid, you only saw white people. Now? Not so much."

They're at home buying stuff off the internet. Hell the Southpark guys who are in CO did a spoof on that a few years ago. UPS delivering new stuff every day from Amazon.

Anonymous zebedee June 10, 2017 5:25 PM  

Better yet, make it the sidewalks of the streets that council members live on. Make them have to explain to their neighbours.

Blogger Miss Carnivorous June 10, 2017 5:33 PM  

I have to walk around Oakland in order to use public transit and, by far,and in fact, I have never seen anyone publicly defecating, or urinating, other than African-American men and women, or Chinese elderly women. Illegal immigrants, never, ever. They do have jobs and work, usually in construction, so they have those portable potties on sight.

A few times, a Black guy has been pissing in a doorway and was zipping up just as I passed. I have jumped/stepped over their runnels of piss and been greeted by,"Hello Ma'am". My co-worker calls those guys the "Gentleman Pisser's". He also came up with the term "New Age Missionaries", for the leftists determined to get everybody to "Get their minds right", or to stop people from engaging in fun behavior, such as eating fast food or smoking, etc, etc... He is very, very punny. Once, a co-worker gave me a stuffed Crow after Halloween and punny co-worker told me that I should call the crow "Quid Poe Crow"! Brilliant!!

Anonymous BBGKB June 10, 2017 5:42 PM  

Tomorrow there is an equality rally in most state capitals
Black knight with
Refugees brought drug resistant AIDS into US last year, it will be the 80s all over again

Importing gay moslems means more PULSE & more GRINDR serial killers like Ali Mohamad Brown"

Blogger Unknown June 10, 2017 6:00 PM  

A few times, a Black guy has been pissing in a doorway and was zipping up just as I passed.

Ah, city life, so urbane and sophisticated. The architecture, the museums, the jumping over streams of piss....

I was at the mall a few days ago (not my favourite activity) and the question that just screamed at me was "where are all the white people?"

I normally avoid Walmart, but the other day the farm store didn't have something I needed, and it was on my way home, so I steeled myself for a quick run inside. They used to have old people as "greeters," which was a bit of marketing genius on Walmart's part: "Look, we're such an economic benefit and part of the community that we even create obvious make-work jobs to keep your grandparents busy!"

Well, this time the "greeter" was a burly Latino. He was sitting on a stool, not standing and ready to guide you to your destination the way the old people did. He was either surly or disinterested; I couldn't tell because he made no move to actually greet me, or even acknowledge me. (No, I wasn't wearing a MAGA hat or a Trumpslide shirt.) He was just putting in his time, and I'd bet his white managers wouldn't make a peep about it, if they even wanted to.

Hope they keep it up. Let people see what this is all coming to, even in a 95% white town, if it's not stopped now.

Anonymous JAG June 10, 2017 6:06 PM  

Leftist are willing to torture themselves, subject themselves to Islamic murder, and finally, live in human sewage just so that they can "stick it" to those that don't agree with them politically.

Make no mistake, none of these idiots would champion these policies if there were no right of center people around to torture with this insanity.

And once again, no matter how conniving and underhanded you imagine a leftist to be, you will always fall short of reality. They will always go lower than what you expect.

This applies to me as well. I use the term "shitlib" quite often. However, I didn't follow my own third law of leftists, and did not expect the leftists to literally become "shitlibs".

Muslims and Marxists deserve each other good and hard. I will never shed a tear for a leftist getting a good dose of Islam ever again.

Blogger Tatooine Sharpshooters' Club June 10, 2017 6:12 PM  

So Enoch Powell was right about the river, he was just wrong about what sort of effluvium would compose it.

Blogger IM2L844 June 10, 2017 6:12 PM  

It boggles the mind that people who are more or less capable of catching a tossed object are so utterly obtuse when it comes to gauging the probable ramifications of obvious social trajectories.

Saving a drowning man can be difficult, but we have to try. Draining the swamp would make it easier, Mr. President.

Blogger dc.sunsets June 10, 2017 6:18 PM  

WTF's the problem?

Already we have signs in (of all places!) National Parks showing retarded visitors from MENA not to stand on the seat and squat over the outhouse toilets.

Shitversity indeed.

Hint: people who don't know that in a place like Yellowstone didn’t teleport in from Yemen.

They HAVE to go back.

Blogger Unknown June 10, 2017 6:24 PM  

I've never been to Denver (and plan to keep it that way), but I'd guess that its geography and weather keep its population of illegals from sewer-in-the-street parts of the world somewhat lower than most cities, so this change won't result in Mile-High Calcutta. So the city council is probably virtue-signaling here, without fear that they'll be dragged out to the street and have their noses rubbed in a pile like a naughty puppy. Unfortunately.

Blogger dc.sunsets June 10, 2017 6:24 PM  

The microbiologist in me knows what's coming to Urban America. Sooner or later, densely populated places will be charnel houses.

Tick, tick, good plague away from a long-term Red state majority.

Blogger tz June 10, 2017 6:28 PM  

"John" Denver must be rolling over in his grave.
Thank God I'm a country boy.
Don't close your eyes tonight. Lest you step in it.

Anonymous Publilius Syrus June 10, 2017 6:31 PM  

Come on, people! Divershitty is our Strength!

Blogger tz June 10, 2017 6:32 PM  

They aren't completely fallen. They don't do #2s in public pools like the refugees do in Europe. Or I hope not.
Hope is not a plan

Anonymous BBGKB June 10, 2017 6:32 PM  

The microbiologist in me knows what's coming to Urban America

Its bad enough there was a meningitis outbreak after Sandy traced back to a bathhouse but now

MUMPS hits LA gay community
Center of infection HOME DEPOT DUMPSTERS

Anonymous roughcoat June 10, 2017 6:33 PM  

I don't know what you guys are worried about. This is obviously a clever move to help improve the immune systems of Denver residents. Stop hating science, rubes!

Anonymous Anonymous June 10, 2017 6:34 PM  

Charming. Let's just repeal all of civilization to accommodate the 3rd worlders. Why stop with public defecation? Surely, there are outdated laws against cannibalism and other such things that could be repealed in the name of Sanctuary Cities. We wouldn't want to discriminate against the savages of Papua New Guinea or Liberia would we?

Blogger John Williams June 10, 2017 6:35 PM  

Have Denverians lost their minds??
These are the people who sent P-Mag packing. Can't have successful companies who pay taxes and employ people in the state. If they were trying to destroy the state, they couldn't be doing it any faster.

Anonymous Donald Trump June 10, 2017 6:36 PM  

We'e updated the menu with kubaneh, aseed, and fahsa!

The best saltah is made in Trump Tower Grill.

I love Yemenis!

Blogger Mr.MantraMan June 10, 2017 6:51 PM  

Remember the people who claim to be our moral superiors want to live in an open air sewer.

FTR I'm quite sure they are not morally superior to me

Anonymous Prayers answered for the Trumpslide June 10, 2017 6:53 PM  

@ Cail Corishev - According to the census of 2010, 31.8% of Denver's residents were Hispanic, and they are known for using the street as a toilet. I remember seeing how the beaners would use the streets of El Paso as a toilet as well. The insanity of the situation is mind boggling to say the least.

Blogger Brad Matthews June 10, 2017 7:08 PM  

We were in Chattanooga last year for our anniversary. The black drunks down town were the only ones I saw pissing in the street. I was so fucking angry that I almost kicked one in the chest. My wife grabbed my arm and talked some sense into me. Disgusting. I can't imagine them shitting in the streets. These leftist lunatics deserve all of it.

Anonymous Publilius Syrus June 10, 2017 7:17 PM  

Come on, guys! Divershitty is Our Strength!

Anonymous Chrome Dynamo June 10, 2017 7:20 PM  

"When an empire dies, you are left with vast monuments in front of which illiterate peasants squat to defecate" (from a comment over at

Blogger Ransom Smith June 10, 2017 7:20 PM  

On a purely Biblical basis, importing diversity is against the word of God.

As he commanded the Israelites to bury their excrement outside the city.

Blogger Thucydides June 10, 2017 7:21 PM  

Every night get a van and pick up all the homeless people you can find and deposit them at the steps of city hall or the entryways to a gated community, telling them the freestuffs is there. Every night.

Anonymous Raptor disrespect from behind June 10, 2017 7:43 PM  

@95 In a county that is 51% white, I rarely encounter white people. There is one white kid at the bus stop (my kids are in preschool), Costco is nearly all indian, arabs, and east asians. The malls are almost entirely middle eastern, indians and persians. My grocery store is mostly arab and indian.

Everything has changed dramatically since 2008, I assume its mostly white flight as housing has gotten to be insane again in the DC area without really much real wage growth at all among the main industry (federal employees and contractors).

Anonymous kfg June 10, 2017 8:05 PM  

"I'd guess that its geography and weather keep its population of illegals from sewer-in-the-street parts of the world somewhat lower than most cities . . ."

Guess where the two and three mile high cities without sewers are?

Anonymous BBGKB June 10, 2017 8:32 PM  

Because nigglets can swim as well as they can read no swimming signs, leftists want park closed

Blogger LordSomber June 10, 2017 8:36 PM  

I know this isn't rocket science, but can't the city just provide a couple of strategically placed porta-potties?

Anonymous Eduardo June 10, 2017 8:55 PM  


Mom always said not to go swim in a river... It is a matter of knowing when you suck at swimming strength. U_U Even a cloistered person such as myself knows that.

What I find absurd is that, we need to close the park because a few people are just idiots... Grief is rough.

Blogger MichaelJMaier June 10, 2017 9:01 PM  

My brother said SF was disgusting-smelling.

I know NYC smelled strongly like sewer on what looked like clean streets in May. I shudder to think of what it must be like in July and August.

Blogger Lazarus June 10, 2017 9:30 PM  

Raptor disrespect from behind wrote:In a county that is 51% white, I rarely encounter white people. There is one white kid at the bus stop (my kids are in preschool), Costco is nearly all indian, arabs, and east asians. The malls are almost entirely middle eastern, indians and persians. My grocery store is mostly arab and indian.

So the invaders have the streets, while the whites have ghettoized themselves. Brilliant.

Blogger Lazarus June 10, 2017 9:33 PM  

LordSomber wrote:I know this isn't rocket science, but can't the city just provide a couple of strategically placed porta-potties?

So they can be vandalized and set on fire, LordSomber?

It shall not stand, Sir.

Blogger kurt9 June 10, 2017 9:36 PM  

I was driving the turnpike between Philly and Allentown last Sunday just after flying into the Philly, and saw a car pulled over to the side. There was this big black guy pissing just beside his car. He had made no effort to conceal himself or make any other effort to be discreet about it.

Anonymous Anonymous June 10, 2017 9:59 PM  

"The City & County of Denver has a diverse ethnic population including 11.1% African American; 31.7% Hispanic; 2.8% Asian and 1.3% Native American ... Denver also is the nation’s baby boomer capital..."

Blogger wreckage June 10, 2017 10:07 PM  

@59 Indeed!

Blogger Lazarus June 10, 2017 10:08 PM  

F.D. Stephens wrote:Denver also is the nation’s baby boomer capital..

Those bastards? They should have all died with JFK, shot in the head, or if they are the alleged assassin, escape the patsy kill brigade, go into custody and be shot in the guts by an apostate jew {{{Jacob Leonard Rubenstein}}}

Being a Boomer isn't all its cut out to be. We are the real victims here. /S

Blogger Unknown June 10, 2017 10:11 PM  

@120 & @135, Thanks for the info. I wouldn't have guessed so many people from tropical parts of the world would pick Denver as their destination, but I suppose the leftists there have worked hard to attract them.

Blogger Unknown June 10, 2017 10:14 PM  

I know this isn't rocket science, but can't the city just provide a couple of strategically placed porta-potties?

They wouldn't use them. Too much trouble.

Anonymous The Original Arrogant Penguins Fan June 10, 2017 10:56 PM  

San Fran Pissco

Blogger Lazarus June 10, 2017 11:05 PM  

The Original Arrogant Penguins Fan wrote:San Fran Pissco


Blogger liberranter June 10, 2017 11:47 PM  

San Fran Pissco

I thought it was San Franshitsco.

Blogger Stephen Davenport June 11, 2017 2:43 AM  

The most disturbing one, if true, would be the "you do not own your own property rule", anyone can camp in your yard and there is nothing you can do about it, if I am reading that right. Also, what does pissing and shitting in public have to do with immigration, Denver mayor is a weird dude.

Anonymous Eduardo June 11, 2017 3:01 AM  

Because if the Illegal takes a dump in your front, in public, they would be arrested for taking a dookey and sent back.

Blogger Gordon Scott June 11, 2017 7:24 AM  

Cail Corishev wrote:
I normally avoid Walmart, but the other day the farm store didn't have something I needed, and it was on my way home, so I steeled myself for a quick run inside...Let people see what this is all coming to, even in a 95% white town, if it's not stopped now.

Things have changed since Sam Walton died. He never wanted stores in the cities, only the outer burbs. But after he died those who took over looked at how much money was on EBT cards. Walmart wasn't getting any of it. And it all changed.

Now there's a line of electronic vacuums up front disguised as cash registers. They suck money off EBT cards. As long as that works, they don't care about the shoplifting, the sampling (tearing open a box of diapers to steal one diaper) or the obnoxious behavior.

Cail, you're not their preferred customer. You're just a guy who stops in now and then. Latrina riding the electric cart, with that fully loaded EBT card, is the customer Walmart covets.

Anonymous krbu June 11, 2017 9:23 AM  

I've often wondered why liberals/SJWs have been able to take over the most beautiful parts of America. The San Fransisco of my childhood was beautiful, or at least parts of it. Denver used to be a smaller city with gorgeous mountains to the west -- the mountains are still there, but the city has grown so fast, and so stupidly, that it's almost impossible to avoid drugs, crime, illegals and dangerous sorts.

Like many here, I'm a former libertarian. Denver used to mime a libertarian frontier city, as did cities in other Southwestern towns. Today, it's just another statist town. The R-legislators here are all cucks, ineffective at everything except sucking up to the Dems and the local papers. They are to blame for not even trying to stem the losses of our wild-west freedom.
With all respect to our military men (not as much women), the statist mentality that infects the military also infects the public sector which they often manage to go to after retiring from the military with their bloated pensions and lifelong benefits. The R legislators, here, have far too many military cucks searching for that elusive second government-paid pension.

We need a new rule. All Rs in office must 1) not get paid, 2) give up their pensions while in office.

Any R who is worthy of political office should have "made it" in the private sector, and shouldn't need a salary or campaign donations. They should be self-funding. Think: Trump.

Secondly, any R-legislator or judge should give up their previously "earned" pension as well as self-fund their campaigns.

Anonymous kfg June 11, 2017 9:57 AM  


Hispanic does not imply tropical. Much of Hispanic territory is far enough south to be temperate zone (remember that the polarity shifts after you cross the equator) and it contains a lot of high desert not unlike Denver.

Even subtropical Mexico City (which at its lowest is higher than Denver and at its highest is more than twice as high) has been know to have temperatures drop into the 20s F.

Anonymous Johns Rodgers June 12, 2017 1:48 AM  

While I agree that changing laws and punishments to protect illegal immigrants from deportation is ridiculous, I also think that most freedom loving people can agree that it is ridiculous that in Denver you could have been sentenced to a YEAR in jail for violating a PARK CURFEW. That means that if a public park - one you are paying for with your tax dollars - closed at 9 PM, and you were there with your kids playing flashlight tag at 10 PM, you could TECHNICALLY have been sentenced to a YEAR in jail.

I know what you're saying... no normal white man playing with his kids was ever at risk of that sentence.... doesn't matter. The fact that it was possible (and was probably often used as a tool to extract guilty pleas to lesser offenses with $250 fines) was an affront to to the rights of real Americans (or, as folks on this site like to say, to the rights of Englishmen)

Anonymous GregMan June 12, 2017 1:01 PM  

Well at least this way all the H-1B's will feel welcome.

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