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Tuesday, September 26, 2017

A trigger to 11



Don't worry about the continued SJW convergence of Marvel and DC Comics. The Alt⭐️Hero campaign is very, very close to launch. The art is ready, the video is good to go, and all we are waiting for now is for Freestartr to add a feature that we require.

We all underestimated how bad the convergence in comics had become; we had to actually see it in order to believe it. I suspect we may be similarly underestimating the degree to which the SJWs in comics are going to be triggered by the mere existence of Alt⭐️Hero, let alone if it proves to be even remotely popular. This has the potential to make the response of the SF-SJWs to the Rabid Puppies look calm and measured by comparison.

UPDATE: Judging by the initial response of SJWs on Twitter, which is about as calm as measured as a vampire's reaction to garlic-infused holy water, this is going to be even more triggering than I'd imagined.

UPDATE: I have been reliably informed that they are not at all triggered. Not even a little bit. No, you see, they're all laughing. That's a new one....

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Blogger Wolfman at Large September 26, 2017 11:46 AM  

Southron Belle?

Blogger James Dixon September 26, 2017 11:51 AM  

> Southron Belle?

Belles, obviously. :)

Blogger VD September 26, 2017 11:51 AM  

Her name is Rebel. She's an Alabama girl. And she is seriously rethinking the wisdom of having a top that needs to be tied.

Anonymous A Deplorable Paradigm Is More Than Twenty Cents September 26, 2017 11:55 AM  

Looks like a Chris Muir update of Daisy Duke. What's not to like?

E.E. "Doc" Smith approves of the red hair.

Anonymous Killua September 26, 2017 11:59 AM  

Awesome!

Blogger Wolfman at Large September 26, 2017 12:00 PM  

Not really an outfit suitable for grappling. Could lead to a very embarrassing moment for a male feminist supervillain.

Anonymous Yann September 26, 2017 12:00 PM  

I have seen this one as a way to avoid control from Spanish government with regard to the Catalonia incident, in case it escalates. But I think it could be an interesting tool for other people too.

https://briarproject.org/index.html

https://briarproject.org/how-it-works.html

Anonymous Rien September 26, 2017 12:04 PM  

I am not really into comics, but I might well buy this one for its historical significance...

Anonymous fop September 26, 2017 12:05 PM  

I hope her superpower is pecan pie.

Anonymous Hezekiah Garrett September 26, 2017 12:08 PM  

What part? God's Country, or L.A.? I'd totally follow a Superhero from Gadsden, or Ft Payne, or Guntersville.

Wetumpka? Maybe.

Blogger Ingot9455 September 26, 2017 12:09 PM  

She'll need the Batman trick of having her tassles electrified. That way, if a goon gets handsy, they grip down and KTFO.

She could take out whole squads with that trick alone.

Anonymous VFM #6306 September 26, 2017 12:11 PM  

She needn't worry. Villains can't touch the Battle Flag.

Blogger Nate September 26, 2017 12:11 PM  

Roll damn Tide

Blogger Josh (the sexiest thing here) September 26, 2017 12:14 PM  

Awesome

Blogger ((( bob kek mando ))) - ( i'm sorry you raped Andrea Dworkin and i disavow your Patriarchal Cisheteronormative Bourgeois Consciousness in shame ) September 26, 2017 12:15 PM  

are Rabid Puppies and Purse Puppies kissing cousins?

Rebel lives too far South to be sporting Sweater Puppies.

Blogger Anno Ruse September 26, 2017 12:18 PM  

I remember Obama was all over the comics covers when he got elected. Could Alt-Hero do the same thing with Kid Rock? That'd be a double fuck-you to the SJWs.

Blogger Al From Bay Shore September 26, 2017 12:20 PM  

I can see it now.... a line of children's Halloween costumes like the old school joints that came with a cheesy mask (w/ a rubber band) and a vinyl outfit. You wore them around your neighborhood with a pair of Pro-Keds. Oh, and action figures too!

Anonymous Brick Hardslab September 26, 2017 12:20 PM  

Is her signature move the, 'rebel yell'?

Blogger mgh September 26, 2017 12:21 PM  

I'm not into comics, but I really want this one. Along the lines of your recent post about creating: You aren't just stealing the existing market here, you are creating a new market.

Blogger Ransom Smith September 26, 2017 12:21 PM  

Holy crap.
Excuse me while I check into having a similar outfit made for my wife.

Blogger Ceasar September 26, 2017 12:23 PM  

I gave up on comics a while ago due to the left leaning story lines becoming dominant. I can't wait to see this new option to get back into comics.

Anonymous gxg September 26, 2017 12:23 PM  

Speaking of Alabama, I just received a robo call reminding me to vote for Luther Strange today, because he's committed to helping Trump build the wall. I swear, they said "build the wall" at least three times during the relatively brief message.

How stupid do they think we are? (Wait, don't answer that...)

Blogger Shimshon September 26, 2017 12:24 PM  

Alt Hero will be remembered for the moment when 12 became the new 11.

Blogger Wolfman at Large September 26, 2017 12:26 PM  

A gang of armed robbers storm into a bank.
"Alright! Ain't none of y'all wearing no costume! So nobody try and be a hero!"

Anonymous Ain September 26, 2017 12:27 PM  

I don't read comics but I've been listening to Diversity & Comics after John Wright recommended him. They couldn't have done the SJWism more ineptly. It's a classic case of writers writing of things they have no idea about. The "Genii" have sub-average intellect, and the heroines are not only not heroic but behave like sociopaths. In other words, entirely predictable, yet even more cringe-worthy than people speculated.

Readers have to be constantly told how much of a genius Riri is or they never would have known. The stories are also poorly edited, such as when Genius Riri didn't know her left from her right, but as a chipper 6 year old child, knew how to fix Iron Man's boot's thruster just by looking at it. It didn't take long for an SJW to outdo Rey knowing more about the Millennial Falcon than Han Solo.

Anonymous Napoleon 12pdr September 26, 2017 12:29 PM  

I was thinking about this, and had an idea...the protagonists are Nationalist Heroes. They get along with a few friendly barbs and jokes. The villians are Globalist Fake Heroes. Officially, they get along, but in reality are busy stabbing each other in the back. Only massive subsidies from a corrupt government keeps them in business.

Blogger Brad Matthews September 26, 2017 12:29 PM  

Heh. I anticipate this is going to be wildly popular. Worth mentioning, but don't go full Image Comics from the start. Develop the back stories and characters over time. Great art and nice logo(s). Reminiscent of the 80s GI Joe.

Blogger Wolfman at Large September 26, 2017 12:32 PM  

The true beauty of Alt-Hero is that it is going to spawn copycats. May the REEEEEs never stop.

Blogger Salt September 26, 2017 12:34 PM  

This may truly be the next iteration of GamerGate.

Anonymous WinstonWebb September 26, 2017 12:36 PM  

Where/when can this be purchased?

Please take my money!

Anonymous A Deplorable Paradigm Is More Than Twenty Cents September 26, 2017 12:38 PM  

OT mostly but not entirely
Judge Roy Moore demonstrates support for 2nd Amendment while speaking at a rally.

Anonymous Eli September 26, 2017 12:38 PM  

I seriously cannot wait for this. I remember asking Vox a couple of years ago if he would get involved in comics. At the time he said no. I'm glad he changed his mind. I've longed for comics to be great again. Anything to challenge the converged DC and Marvel plate. Thanks VD and team for getting it done.

Anonymous Faceless September 26, 2017 12:39 PM  

She was the one Jamey Johnson sang about, right? Does she bait her own hook when she fishes?

Blogger Brad Matthews September 26, 2017 12:40 PM  

28) No need. Invite them to join the label and create additional titles.

Blogger ((( bob kek mando ))) - ( i'm sorry you raped Andrea Dworkin and i disavow your Patriarchal Cisheteronormative Bourgeois Consciousness in shame ) September 26, 2017 12:47 PM  

20. Ransom Smith September 26, 2017 12:21 PM
Excuse me while I check into having a similar outfit made for my wife.



if you had properly trained your wife, she would sewing the outfit for herself in between making delicious sammiches and fetching you a beer.

Blogger pdwalker September 26, 2017 12:52 PM  

Sweet.

Blogger Ransom Smith September 26, 2017 12:54 PM  

if you had properly trained your wife, she would sewing the outfit for herself in between making delicious sammiches and fetching you a beer.
Lol.

Anonymous Anonymous September 26, 2017 12:57 PM  

I think I just filled the cup

Blogger cheddarman September 26, 2017 1:03 PM  

does she hate Yankees, especially those from Ohio? Asking for a friend.

Blogger FALPhil September 26, 2017 1:04 PM  

Rebel lives too far South to be sporting Sweater Puppies.

That kind of sweater puppies would sure pull my eyes over the wool!

Blogger Clint September 26, 2017 1:05 PM  

cheddarman wrote:does she hate Yankees, especially those from Ohio? Asking for a friend.


I hear she has a sidekick called "Copper Head" who is a food scientist from Ohio. But those are just rumors.

Blogger ((( bob kek mando ))) - ( i'm sorry you raped Andrea Dworkin and i disavow your Patriarchal Cisheteronormative Bourgeois Consciousness in shame ) September 26, 2017 1:05 PM  

3. VD September 26, 2017 11:51 AM
And she is seriously rethinking the wisdom of having a top that needs to be tied.




pfffft.

as if the top coming undone was accidental on her part.

that was the super power of the bustle; it's functionality.

Blogger Cataline Sergius September 26, 2017 1:12 PM  

DC is left leaning but it's still functional. Merit still matters over there... For the moment.

Marvel on the other hand is an unearthly disaster.

And it is classic SJWism. "Identify a target. Kill it. Then parade around in it's skin demanding respect." They have almost literally done that with all of the Marvel heroes.


Marvel under Stan Lee created a different approach to comics from DC. The secret identity came first. The superheroes weren't just a random collection of powers. There was a story behind each hero. Peter Parker was a poor teenager with money troubles. Steve Rogers was a man cut off from his own time trying to make his way in an alien world. Bruce Banner was a scientist under a Jekyll and Hyde curse. At Marvel the backstory always came first.

These solid characters created a bedrock foundation. From the Silver Age on, Marvel's fans developed a life long affection and affinity for the men behind the masks. It wasn't Stan Lee who created Marvel, it was the hero whose story that you got to know. The hero's conflict was as likely as not going to be internal rather than external. He was often struggling with his own identity. His problems were understandable and sympathetic to the average comic book nerd.

These characters were what built Marvel.

Guess what the SJWs threw out the second they had a chance?


There isn't a single Comic Book Guy working there now. They are all Purse Puppy Hires like Ta-Nehisi Coates or lesbian Tumblrinas like Gabby Rivera.

None of their headline writers ever touched a comic book until 2015.

SJW Marvel is killing the entire industry and I'm not speaking figuratively.

Blogger Mr.MantraMan September 26, 2017 1:18 PM  

Those Marvel clowns would not even sound convincing if they were asked if they loved comic books, I would bet they would even say it point blank that they had to kill comics because social justice or something.

Anonymous Lara Mycroft September 26, 2017 1:26 PM  

Don't worry about the continued SJW convergence of Marvel and DC Comics. The Alt⭐️Hero campaign is very, very close to launch.

Nature abhors a vacuum.

Anonymous A Deplorable Paradigm Is More Than Twenty Cents September 26, 2017 1:29 PM  

@44
Those Marvel clowns would not even sound convincing if they were asked if they loved comic books,

They f**king love comics. Just like teh science.

Blogger Longtime Lurker September 26, 2017 1:41 PM  

I'm not much into comic books. But now that the NFL is self destructing, I require a replacement form of entertainment!

Anonymous Avalanche September 26, 2017 1:44 PM  

@6 "Could lead to a very embarrassing moment for a male feminist supervillain."

Use the weapons you have, eh?

Anonymous CPEG September 26, 2017 1:45 PM  

@Deplorable Paradigm
"OT mostly but not entirely
Judge Roy Moore demonstrates support for 2nd Amendment while speaking at a rally."

I saw the tail end of that rally. They also had people sign up for a giveaway on social media, and the lucky winner got an AR-15.

My favorite part, though, was when Moore thanked Phil Robertson for his support by spending three minutes telling a joke about Phil Robertson savagely kicking a New York lawyer.

Kinda want to move to Alabama now.

Anonymous madpiper September 26, 2017 1:46 PM  

Perhaps a remake of DC comics Inferior Five is in order. On the other hand the original might cause seizures today.

Anonymous Avalanche September 26, 2017 1:49 PM  

@43 "SJW Marvel is killing the entire industry and I'm not speaking figuratively."

And Vox, being the good-enough Christian that he is, is RESURRECTING comics! Rejoice!

Anonymous veryfunnyminion September 26, 2017 1:50 PM  

If you make it a stretch goal to have her opponents refer to her as a "Dixie Chick", I would pay more for that.

Anonymous Kapper September 26, 2017 1:51 PM  

I just noticed that Rebel's right shoulder is bigger & higher than her left one. Accident or deliberately done?

Blogger Wolfman at Large September 26, 2017 1:55 PM  

Professor Squidius frowned as he contemplated his new opponent, "Hmmm? Your powers must be static electricity based as that is the only possible way that costume could actually stay on."

Anonymous JeremiahEmbs September 26, 2017 2:07 PM  

Comics, comics, comics. Is that all you man-children can think about? Excuse me. I have to get back to work making comics, because I'm a grown up. :) By the way I like Rebel and her Daisy Dukes. May the spirit of General Lee be with her always.

Blogger tuberman September 26, 2017 2:16 PM  

Yep, My intuition is screaming that this is going to be fantastic, and much bigger than VD even thinks now. Of course, my intuition could be off, and it could merely turn out to be HUGE.

The FLACK will be heavy and constant.

Blogger Lovekraft September 26, 2017 2:23 PM  

I plan on calling both my area comic book stores and request these books. In person, so they know it's someone who's been frequenting their establishment for a loooong time.

Anonymous CPEG September 26, 2017 2:30 PM  

I told an Alabama girl about the upcoming comic, and showed her this image. ""Wow, that's so great, she looks really legit" was the response.

Blogger SmockMan September 26, 2017 2:34 PM  

My theory: her super power is similar to the Bard class. Inspiring her friends to fight with super strength. Does she play the guitar or banjo?

Blogger Giraffe September 26, 2017 2:50 PM  

Rebel needs to submit to her husband.

Blogger ZaijiaN September 26, 2017 2:51 PM  

Has there been any announcement yet on the pricing structure? I assume there will be some sort of digital subscription bundle?

Anonymous 5343 Kinds of Deplorable September 26, 2017 2:55 PM  

I remember asking Vox a couple of years ago if he would get involved in comics. At the time he said no.

Needs must.

Blogger RobertT September 26, 2017 3:03 PM  

And people probably thought you were wasting your life on comics and games.

Blogger SmockMan September 26, 2017 3:04 PM  

SmockMan wrote:Does she play the guitar or banjo?

On second thought, she plays the violin. BREAKING ALL STEREOTYPES.

Thank you Vox. Can't wait to see what her actual story is.

Anonymous Mr. Rational September 26, 2017 3:05 PM  

Heh heh heh, almost showing cameltoe!  That is REALLY going to trigger the lard-activists.

The collection is going on my must-buy list.

Anonymous A Deplorable Paradigm Is More Than Twenty Cents September 26, 2017 3:12 PM  

@65
On second thought, she plays the violin. BREAKING ALL STEREOTYPES.

Southron girls playing the fiddle is breaking stereotypes?

Blogger Lovekraft September 26, 2017 3:17 PM  

@62: "I assume there will be some sort of digital subscription bundle?"

For me, as a collector, it has to be first printing hard copy. Maybe second printing if I missed the boat.

Anonymous Anonymous September 26, 2017 3:21 PM  

Triggering to 11 is just the beginning. There is so much untapped potential.

This comic needs a couple of steaming hot conservative lesbian characters with MAGA hats.

One of them should be trans, of course, for diversity.

In fact, I'm planning yet another shitty fanfic, and I swear the heroine will be a very smart conservative bi-curious female who can't find a date in California because everyone she meets has Liberal Brain Damage (Liberalus Encephalitis).

I envision a glorious scene where the heroine bitchslaps a soyboy male feminist after he woos her then tells her that women will never get anywhere without the help of the male feminists... Mmm, oh yes... Being a small woman she will hurt her knuckles of course, but... So empowering!

Blogger James Dixon September 26, 2017 3:22 PM  

SJW's always project, Bunny.

Blogger James Dixon September 26, 2017 3:24 PM  

Vox, I honestly think this has the potential to be glorious far beyond anything you expect.

Anonymous Brick Hardslab September 26, 2017 3:24 PM  

Kind of ot but I'm catching up on Gotham and Ras al Ghul is played by the gr, gr grandson of the Mahdi. How on the nose cool is that.

Can't wait for the live action versions of alt hero.

Blogger LP9 September 26, 2017 3:38 PM  

Rebel! I love this!

Please Lord, let Moore win Alabama.

Her abs are important; alt women have defined to even concave abs not to be proana, manly but to be fit/thin and remain hipless in curves.

Beautiful.

Give Alt Hero some time, the kids will arrive on the scene in immense support, why? They won't support leftists/whats happened either, at PS4 its a regular topic (of liking the 16 points and liking POTUSDJT), they dont like the alt leftism and heart Trump. They know their women were ruined from feminism and SJW ideology.

As the youth and comic fans alike will meet up and shine like stars. Very Proud.

OT: This is as epic as todays utterly devastatingly effective daily meme war; kneel before Don. It is alarming that brain damaged millenials with baby boomer coaches etc., want to alienate or burn down last reason men have to keep cable tv; sports. The only good reason for the immolation or suicidality of an non publicly traded entity like the NFL was maybe to finally rid the room of women so football was burned down.

Kneel before Don! You heretics.

Can "404 it" be a meme(?):: I cannot belong to have any affiliation to any Gab, I am still upset as evil pple going after Vox's dad, Mrs. Day, my friend that mom'ed me and set me straight. There is no way to stay at gab.

SB is amazing, loving, she understands and had answers to issues.

Blogger Mercy September 26, 2017 3:46 PM  

Sex sells, but not to my better nature. The F-doll look reminds me of soul-destroying pop culture. As strictly anti-SJW, though, it works.
I hope there's a very traditional female protagonist, like a Southern belle or schoolmarm in full dress, perhaps with a parasol and/or brood of children.

Anonymous kHz September 26, 2017 4:41 PM  

That logo tho... Superb. Very exciting.


The baps too.

Blogger ZaijiaN September 26, 2017 4:49 PM  

Lovekraft wrote:For me, as a collector, it has to be first printing hard copy. Maybe second printing if I missed the boat.

I spent more than enough $ in my teens buying #1s and even in that mostly non-pozzed era those comics are still not worth anything - other than the value of being able to pass the good stories and unruined characters down to my son, that is.

I'd take a digital subscription at 33-50% of the physical price and not think twice, and it'll be almost pure profit for Castalia.

Blogger Joshua_D September 26, 2017 5:05 PM  

I hope her regular name is Dixie Bell.

Blogger VD September 26, 2017 5:12 PM  

This comic needs a couple of steaming hot conservative lesbian characters with MAGA hats.

No, it doesn't. That won't happen.

One of them should be trans, of course, for diversity.

That won't happen either. I don't think you quite understand how this works.

Blogger Joshua_D September 26, 2017 5:19 PM  

So, how will we go about getting a hard copy of the first edition? Supporting the campaign? Also, what's the timeline on finishing ASOS?

Blogger Dire Badger September 26, 2017 5:24 PM  

The best bad guys have always made you think, "If I were slightly different, That would be me.". You understand WHY they do what they do, and understand that under identical circumstances, you could see yourself making similar choices, if not exactly the same villainy.

That's one of the reason SJW's are such poor and uninteresting villains... Because with the slightest understanding of their position you can see that you would NEVER make the same choices, because their choices require a massive amount of unbelievable denial that any rational person could not empathize with.

To put it bluntly, Antifa and SJW's and the current radical left are so unlikely that if they were in comic books, they would break my willing suspension of disbelief. They need to be institutionalized, every last one of them.

Blogger Aeoli Pera September 26, 2017 5:51 PM  

I don't know art, but that drawing doesn't look half-bad to me technical-wise.

Blogger Aeoli Pera September 26, 2017 5:57 PM  

Dire Badger wrote:The best bad guys have always made you think, "If I were slightly different, That would be me.". You understand WHY they do what they do, and understand that under identical circumstances, you could see yourself making similar choices, if not exactly the same villainy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8cAD0DEcJE

Blogger TheLiberatorOfBados September 26, 2017 6:02 PM  

@79. Babylon 5 tended to have a lot of "bad guys" that were just like you described..."I could have made the same decisions he made...."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpQ0H-26DW0

The guy creates a disease to enslave/destroy telepaths, but he makes a compelling reason for why he does it, and the show also shows us that he's not entirely WRONG for thinking the way that he does, and he also displays that he takes not pleasure in doing what he is doing. That kind of maturity in writing just doesn't exist with the media we have today.

Anonymous Clouseau September 26, 2017 6:02 PM  

Have Poe versions of SJW Comics Codes loaded up and ready to post, because the SJWs will lurch into censorship mode. Expect street protests outside comics stores that carry Alt-Hero titles/merch.

Anonymous CPEG September 26, 2017 6:10 PM  

@79 SJWs aren't the villains. SJWs are more like a hostile environment. The villains are the sociopaths driving and exploiting the social pathology. Those, can be very interesting.

Anonymous A Deplorable Paradigm Is More Than Twenty Cents September 26, 2017 6:50 PM  

VD
UPDATE: Judging by the initial response of SJWs on Twitter, which is about as calm as measured as a vampire's reaction to garlic-infused holy water, this is going to be even more triggering than I'd imagined.

Stake Night? I always love a good stake.

Blogger Lovekraft September 26, 2017 6:59 PM  

youtubers keeping abreast of #comicsgate:

Diversity & Comics
Capn Cummings
Douglas Ernst
Englentine
JustSomeGuy

Blogger Timmy3 September 26, 2017 7:45 PM  

How about comics that only deal with male issues and women are ancillary as they were in the past.

Blogger VD September 26, 2017 7:55 PM  

How about comics that only deal with male issues and women are ancillary as they were in the past.

The idea was to Make Comics Great Again, not Make Comics Go Their Own Way.

Blogger Timmy3 September 26, 2017 8:02 PM  

Now that I seen you explain the alt hero costume, I understand your approach. I only have concerns about too much female representation, but how else will you show her figure.

Anonymous CPEG September 26, 2017 8:07 PM  

Superhero comics wouldn't be superhero comics without hot chicks in skimpy costumes.

Blogger Steampunk Koala September 26, 2017 8:09 PM  

May need to be upgraded to Trigger Level 12 by the end of this, and the comic isn't even out yet. I cannot wait. There won't be enough room to put enough numbers on the meter once it does come out. Is 'reeee' a number in SJW speak?

Anonymous Godfrey September 26, 2017 8:11 PM  

Can't wait.

Blogger The Observer September 26, 2017 8:14 PM  

Shut up and take my money!

Lots of it!

Just launch already!

Anonymous A Deplorable Paradigm Is More Than Twenty Cents September 26, 2017 8:15 PM  

@89 Timmy3
I only have concerns

Dude. Relax and enjoy the ride. Don't overthink.

Anonymous Anonymous September 26, 2017 8:42 PM  

"Laughing" ?

Who has ever heard a SJW laugh?

Blogger The Observer September 26, 2017 8:55 PM  

@95: I have. It's not a pleasant sound.

Blogger Wolfman at Large September 26, 2017 8:56 PM  

Having a lot of fun going through the twitter profiles of people who are REEEEEEEing at AltHero.

It's also a good chance to play spot the Harry Potter reference. The Where's Waldo of social media political discussion.

Blogger Natalie September 26, 2017 9:01 PM  

Hezekiah Garrett wrote:What part? God's Country, or L.A.? I'd totally follow a Superhero from Gadsden, or Ft Payne, or Guntersville.

Wetumpka? Maybe.


Childersburg. A Monster Hunter tie-in.

Anonymous VFM #6306 September 26, 2017 9:25 PM  

"Laughing" ?

Who has ever heard a SJW laugh?


I have, Chief. Once.

Very first tweet, Chief. The sjws come cruisin'. So they formed theyselves into loose groups. You know it's... kinda like bloated ol' marshmallows in cereal like a, you see in a forgotten bowl o' Lucky Charms. Not the fittest o' mind nor body. And the idea was, the sjw comes to the nearest normal man and that man, he'd start apologizin' and cowerin' and "so sorryin'" and sometimes the sjw would go away. Sometimes xe wouldn't go away. Sometimes that sjw, he looks right into you. Right into your eyes.
You know the thing about a sjw, xe's got...lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eye. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be livin'. Until xe bites ya and those black eyes roll over white. That is, until this feller Vox made this little cartoon pitcher of a pretty gal from Alabama.

And then, ah then you hear that terrible high pitch screamin' and the twitter turns red and spite of all the poundin' and the hollerin' the sjws just shriek and shrink and shudder, getting weaker with every squee and squeal.

An' they call this womanly screech surrender to the power of the Vox somethin' special.

They call it laughter.

I heard it the one time, Chief.

Once was enough. It sounded like that, Chief, but it smelled something worse comin out o' xer mouth.

It smelled like fear.

September, 'seventeen, Chief. Anyway, we delivered the laughs.

Blogger Feather Blade September 26, 2017 9:27 PM  

Avalanche wrote:@6 "Could lead to a very embarrassing moment for a male feminist supervillain."

Use the weapons you have, eh?


On the other hand, the evidence that we have suggests that "male feminists" are all lechers and, if they can get away with it, rapists.

So. Maybe less vulnerable to their opponents' wardrobe malfunctions than expected, and a greater danger to those in their power than one would think from their public personae.

...I think I've just squicked myself out. 'Scuse me, but I've reached my limit of Internet for today.

Blogger Skyler the Weird September 26, 2017 9:37 PM  

Rebel and her nemesis the Mississippi Rebel Black Bear Landshark Ackbar Blindside non offensive mascot.

Blogger Wolfman at Large September 26, 2017 9:43 PM  

"Who has ever heard a SJW laugh?"

I thought that's where the word CHORF came from?
Or maybe John Scalzi was choking on a piece of chickern? The lore does get a little mixed around these parts.

But it looks like I've been sperging nonstop for ten hours so I need to give it a rest before I get a warning brick through my window.

Anonymous CPEG September 26, 2017 9:47 PM  

"Or maybe John Scalzi was choking on a piece of chickern?"

Unfortunately, when his husband denies him, he turns to more aggressive measures than that to satisfy himself.

Anonymous VFM #6306 September 26, 2017 9:51 PM  

I don't believe Alt⭐️Hero will be any more offensive than the original Dark Knight Returns, which attacked the state, modern perversions, crime, millenials (it takes place in a future 2000, when millenial males would be groupthinking feral teens) social justice and globalism.

The difference is that today, the sjws lose face if they don't absolutely freak out at normal society.

Anonymous Brick Hardslab September 26, 2017 10:33 PM  

VD, have you read a comic on a kindle? Marvel has a program that allows for a smooth reading experience. It focuses on the individual panels as well as the transitions zooming in on the lettering as needed. Do you have anything like that for alt hero?

Blogger ((( bob kek mando ))) - ( i'm sorry you raped Andrea Dworkin and i disavow your Patriarchal Cisheteronormative Bourgeois Consciousness in shame ) September 26, 2017 11:36 PM  

40. FALPhil September 26, 2017 1:04 PM
That kind of sweater puppies would sure pull my eyes over the wool!



Bra-VO, sir! very nicely done. i don't think Oscar Wilde himself would have been ashamed of that one.

and he was a queer.



68. crapulux September 26, 2017 3:21 PM
One of them should be trans, of course, for diversity.


that is to say, the notoriously endangered White Male Lesbian? the most Oppressed Minority of all.


would be nice if Chris Muir could get involved in this.


77. VD September 26, 2017 5:12 PM
That won't happen either. I don't think you quite understand how this works.



i say, sirrah! don't you know this is Current Year?

it sounds quite like you're attempting to claim that Men can't be Lesbian. what a Regressive, Trans Exclusionary Radical Feminist stance to take.

Blogger Wolfman at Large September 26, 2017 11:39 PM  

This has just been one hilarious day. A lot of angry gay furries yelling about Nazis right now.

https://wolvesandmen.wordpress.com/2017/09/27/alt-hero-the-boulder-is-rolling/

Anonymous Anonymous September 27, 2017 1:16 AM  

OT "Freedom Alternative" is a wonderful you tube site with some very savvy explorations of practical politics: rhetoric, demoralisation of the opposition.
He deserves many more subscribers for his high quality content.

Anonymous Post Alley Crackpot September 27, 2017 2:30 AM  

And so The South Shall Rise Again ... :-)

Blogger Dire Badger September 27, 2017 2:50 AM  

Alt Hero is starting to remind me strangely of White wolf's 'Aberrant' superhero world.

Blogger wreckage September 27, 2017 3:37 AM  

They are laughing at you Vox. Laughing at you because you're a sad pathetic wannabe who's only published half a fantasy epic, topped the charts for political philosophy, forked Wikipedia, got a publishing house up and running, and now looks like stealing market share off Marvel, of all people.

And was in a charting band.
And had the political opinion column that most bloggers only dream they had.

Face it! You've FAILED! FAIIILLLLLLEEEEEDDDD

Anonymous Looking Glass September 27, 2017 6:00 AM  

@111 wreckage

People never quite get that the Mortal Kombat soundtrack, which Psykosonik had a track on, went Platinum. (That it happened to be one of the best techno albums of all-time didn't hurt.)

But I also say the Twitter thread before the Darkstream and the full display of SJW responses was very telling. This is going to set them into orbit.


@109 Post Alley Crackpot

A Gambit expy will clearly make that joke... eventually.

Blogger L' Aristokrato September 27, 2017 6:09 AM  

I do believe they're laughing. Although, in the words of Ghandi:

First they ignore you,
then they laugh at you, ***(You are here)***
then they fight you,
then you win.

Blogger wreckage September 27, 2017 6:55 AM  

@113, they're already fighting as hard as they can. The laughter is just them mindlessly cycling through the behaviours that have always worked before.

Anonymous Causal Lurker September 27, 2017 7:30 AM  

Captcha ate my thoughts last night.

Consider this for a background sketch:

Cheryl Lee (Cherry) Buford, third child and oldest daughter of T. J. and Sandra Lee Forrest, born in Gadsden, AL, family moves to Guntersville AL when she was 4. Contrary to thought, she was not found inside an oddly colored metal suitcase at Unclaimed Baggage :)

She was something of a tomboy growing up, tagging after her older brothers, and learned to shoot well for sport and for food; got her first buck at age 9. She "blossomed" in high school, becoming first runner-up to the Homecoming Queen (probably because she could out-run and out-shoot that girl's date). Her hero drive and powers blossomed after she saw vibrant activists jeer, knock down, and rob a frail WWII vet. Cherry wrapped herself in the flag and emerged as Rebel; she held the three activists prone, at gunpoint, waiting on the deputy. The deputy noted the assorted bruises, fractured arms, and look of fear on the perps, and calmly noted "the South has risen again, Miss Rebel. I thank you, but you can run along home now."

Her hero powers include Marksman to Sniper grade skills with handguns and rifle, extremely high agility and speed, and deadly accuracy with a sling. That's not the strings of a halter or bustier behind her back. She can call for aid and succor from every normal Southern male, or any Scots-Irish male, at need.

Just my thoughts to aid the triggering.

I almost broke another smartphone screen reading this. Hey ALL y'all watch this!

Now if she ends up in combat with Dynamique, that's selling a gingaton of comics.

Blogger VD September 27, 2017 9:42 AM  

I do believe they're laughing. Although, in the words of Ghandi

You're wrong. Ghandi was not talking about SJWs. What part of SJWs Always Lie do you not understand.

Blogger John rockwell September 27, 2017 10:19 AM  

Nothing triggers them more than beautiful feminine comic book women submissive to their husbands and having a sweet feminine personality.

You know male and female being sexually polar. Not men with boobs.

Blogger Raben Wulf September 27, 2017 11:28 AM  

They would probably be more "triggered" if the art style and quality surpassed their own. As much as the narrative matters, with comics... the quality of the art matters more (or at the very least, just as much).

Blogger Howard Stone September 27, 2017 4:39 PM  

This is so awesome! I've been witnessing the nervous laughter of SJWs too. News of this has spread far and wide. Vox is a super promoter.

Blogger VD September 28, 2017 3:59 AM  

They would probably be more "triggered" if the art style and quality surpassed their own.

Apparently you haven't paid attention to the recent Marvel art. That's part of their problem. It does.

Anonymous Anonymous September 28, 2017 4:47 PM  

Bravo Vox! Looking forward to the release!

Blogger Hiking OR September 28, 2017 10:55 PM  

Sounds good! Finally a good a character.

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