Magic dirt fail in NYC
I can't believe the racist ethnocentrist hate being demonstrated here by the media in labeling this fine young American a "Bangledeshi national".
It turns out Mr. Ullah was as American as American can be. In fact, he was more American than you or me!
A Bangladeshi national in his 20s has been taken into custody with serious injuries after a suspected pipe bomb he was carrying malfunctioned and exploded prematurely inside a Midtown Manhattan subway station Monday morning.You know, I've never been clear on exactly how long it takes for the magic dirt to transform foreigners into Real Apple-Pie Americans. Is it a matter of days, weeks, or months?
The explosion happened around 7:20am, in an underground tunnel linking the Port Authority Bus Terminal to Times Square. The underground tunnel is a major thoroughfare for workers during the morning rush hour. The suspect, identified as 27-year-old Akayed Ullah, was found injured at the scene and rushed to Bellevue Hospital. He was wearing what appears to be a homemade pipe bomb attacked to his body with velcro and zip ties. Authorities say Ullah is talking to investigators at the hospital.
Three other people also reported to local hospitals for minor injuries like ringing in the ears and headaches. There have been reports that Ullah was inspired by ISIS.
It turns out Mr. Ullah was as American as American can be. In fact, he was more American than you or me!
Ullah came to the United States from Bangladesh with an immigrant visa on Feb. 21, 2011. He is a legal permanent resident with a green card.
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That depends how much magic dirt to shovel on top of them.
To be fair, the New York Post called him a "Brooklyn man" in their tweet today about it.
Stan Kubrick even mocked magic dirt in "Full Metal Jacket."
According to reputable sources, the trick is riding the subway, that's how the magical properties of the dirt are imbued into the immigrant.
I am sure the ISIS flag is at half staff today at all institutions of lower learning.
"Real Apple-Pie Americans"
Dat be raycis'.
The real magic of the magic dirt is not that it makes you suddenly more American, but it makes America suddenly more like you. We're all American! Vive la difference!
It all depends on their intelligence, educational level, sexual orientation, religious affiliation, their dreams, their faith in diversity, and desire to be on the "right side of history". Not the perpetrator. The SJW writing or speaking about it.
I'm reliably informed that the maximum required time frame for the magic dirt to be effective is 120 years, at which point the person is guaranteed to be a peaceful inhabitant of same.
Even before they arrive - it is now mystic and alchemical.
All they need to do is be at least swarthy, wish it and click their heels, and ...
All I can tell you is this man made me late for work.
It fails when there is insufficient threat of reprisals against himself and his minority community to pressure them to keep their own members in line. That is, those New Yorkers were simply too polite.
It happens when they watch their first MLS game.
Odds the FBI had him under surveillance?
I heard about this on the radio on the way in this morning, and my immediate thought was: https://me.me/i/lets-not-jump-to-conclusions-aaand-its-muslims-14087365
Aaaaaand..... its .......... 'diversity™'
Remember Folks: this is what the easy and selfish way looks like:
https://i.imgur.com/ofFE9J8.png
Diversity™ means chasing DOWN every White person
LIE: Diversity™ is our strength.
TRUTH: Diversity™ is our Misery.
Breaking news ....... this just in:
Authorities fear anti-Muslim backlash in wake of potential local 'events' in NYC.
Islamophobia alert: (War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Diversity™ is strength)
Freedom now from this enforced, parasitic, anti-White, genocidal diversity.
Eight to twelve years.
> That depends how much magic dirt to shovel on top of them.
Actually, coffins are the real problem. That's why immigration experts use mass graves.
News that FBI had him under surveilance on 5 4 3 ...
We had a 'Concert for Bangladesh' and this is the thanks we get.
Magic Dirt failed because he wasn't a citizen. Why can't you see that? Give them citizenship and they'll be Americans. Simple as that. Stop being such a racist.
/sarc
"Steve King, don't you know diversity is strength? Muh tasty ethnic food!" cucked the cucks, cuckingly.
@1 I think the usual is 6 feet. The rest depends on the soil, though the bones are likely to fail to assimilate.
Nope, my mom's ancestor's arrived in the USA in the 1730s, my great grandparents were still using German at the table in the 1940s, over 200 years later.
"I've never been clear on exactly how long it takes for the magic dirt to transform foreigners into Real Apple-Pie Americans. Is it a matter of days, weeks, or months?"
Centuries for (((some))).
Nope, my mom's ancestor's arrived in the USA in the 1730s, my great grandparents were still using German at the table in the 1940s, over 200 years later.
@20 WE all know it was because of White racism. It HAD to be.
@21
Non-Whites can easily replace German engineers, Swedish doctors and British architects, but an authentic burrito and kebab can ONLY be made by real Mexicans and Turks.
OT:
CNN claims that offering Fraud and Slander as "News" is WHY you should trust them.
because IFLScience!
and i'm not even joking.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwaerD8rzFI
Magic Dirt failed because he wasn't a citizen. Why can't you see that? Give them citizenship and they'll be Americans. Simple as that.
Ah, I stand corrected. Thank you for this.
i thought they turned American after their first payout on the dole. No?
Vox - I think that you have misunderstood the terms used by the press in this regard. It's the same usage the U.S. Government uses:
-- A citizen of another country with no residency or immigration visa ties to the United States, is a "foreign national" or a "[name of country] national" in the United States.
-- Any U.S. citizen, Legal Permanent Resident or other long-term resident is either a "U.S. citizen" or a "[state-name] man".
In this case, it is clear from the usage that the man is simply Bangladeshi with no residency, immigrant visa or citizenship ties to the United States and, thus, cannot serve as a "Magic Dirt" failure.
"He was wearing what appears to be a homemade pipe bomb attacked to his body with velcro and zip ties".
Perhaps he is just a would be fashion designer hoping to make his way on to Project Runway" with Heidi Klum. What he was wearing must be the new clothing trend in Bangladesh, so this is just racism, profiling, and a total rejection of our global neighbors.
Dexter wrote:"I've never been clear on exactly how long it takes for the magic dirt to transform foreigners into Real Apple-Pie Americans. Is it a matter of days, weeks, or months?"
Centuries for (((some))).
Never for (((most))) since they have a natural immunity.
(((John Podhoretz))) tweets "I guess we'll never know what motivated him".
https://twitter.com/jpodhoretz
(((Emma Lazarus))) cheers.
As a Jewess in the US, I can forthrightly state that the only way to make our dirt truly magic is to BURY the Terrorists in it! That is why all REAL Americans put our 2nd Amendment FIRST. Remember that America wasn't won with a registered gun - if you are STILL unarmed, BUY ONE for every adult in your family NOW.
``You know, I've never been clear on exactly how long it takes for the magic dirt to transform foreigners into Real Apple-Pie Americans.''
Most of them are born American, in Portugal or wherever, and coming here just makes it official. Magic Dirt is only for the oddball few who come here but weren't born American. Thus, there aren't enough data points to get a good estimate of the mean time to full Magic Dirt effect. Based on the available evidence, it's probably days, at least. Signing up for gibsmedats takes time, after all.
an authentic burrito and kebab can ONLY be made by real Mexicans and Turks.
The salmonella is, of course, what's authentic about it.
I think 6 ft of magic dirt for this guy would suffice for him to permanently become part of the country.
Like Linda Blair in "The Exorcist". While her head is rotating 360 degrees, emitting green venomous projectile vomit, speaking in tongues with lesions about her face, as her doctor claims it is "all in her head". Hmmm...what could possibly be going on here?
#37. Castalia House has a nice book on composting. That is integration at it's finest.
An Islamic bomber who is not named Mohammed?
Shocka!
Wendy Weinbaum wrote:... if you are STILL unarmed, BUY ONE for every adult in your family NOW.
Don't you love your children? Arm them, too.
How long does it take? It is instantaneous, like flipping a light switch.
Akayed Ullah? *click* Now he's Andy Utah, All-American!
From photos making their rounds, it looks like the bomber's front body between his naval to upper thighs got blown off - and he survived.
I'm good with this.
@12 Weak - It happens when they watch their first MLS game.
I watched the Championship finals on Saturday. Dominant performance by TFC, especially Giovinco.
Shame the Italians were too snobby to pick him for their national team. They would have made it into the World Cup with him up front.
The FBI's pipe bomb instructions they gave him weren't well translated...
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If Christians, Jews and atheists hadn't triggered him, he would have become a fine American and probably elected governor...
FPBP
Apple-pie Americans is my new favorite term.
It fails when there is insufficient threat of reprisals against himself and his minority community to pressure them to keep their own members in line. That is, those New Yorkers were simply too polite.
Indeed! Academics have been baffled by the fact that the 200 million muslims in India are much better behaved than muslims anywhere else, simply because Hindus respond with "indiscriminate violence" against the whole muslim community...Steve Sailer thinks this is tragic dirt. I think this is how the world actually works.
"You know, I've never been clear on exactly how long it takes for the magic dirt to transform foreigners into Real Apple-Pie Americans. Is it a matter of days, weeks, or months?"
I dunno. How long do they take to compost?
VD:
"You know, I've never been clear on exactly how long it takes for the magic dirt to transform foreigners into Real Apple-Pie Americans. Is it a matter of days, weeks, or months?"
Well, this guy was turned into hamburger helper pretty quickly....
OT: Scott Adams did an Alt-Hero comic.
http://assets.amuniversal.com/9bbcb840870d0135f035005056a9545d
to #30. Jourdan who said,
"Vox - I think that you have misunderstood the terms used by the press in this regard. It's the same usage the U.S. Government uses:
-- A citizen of another country with no residency or immigration visa ties to the United States, is a "foreign national" or a "[name of country] national" in the United States.
-- Any U.S. citizen, Legal Permanent Resident or other long-term resident is either a "U.S. citizen" or a "[state-name] man".
In this case, it is clear from the usage that the man is simply Bangladeshi with no residency, immigrant visa or citizenship ties to the United States and, thus, cannot serve as a "Magic Dirt" failure."
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Ullah came to the United States from Bangladesh with an immigrant visa on Feb. 21, 2011. He is a legal permanent resident with a green card.
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/akayed-ullah-nyc-explosion-suspect-identified-27-year-old-brooklyn-n828361
Magic dirt for the win.
"You know, I've never been clear on exactly how long it takes for the magic dirt to transform foreigners into Real Apple-Pie Americans. Is it a matter of days, weeks, or months?"
Depends on whether or not you use quicklime.
This is wonderful.
Both magic dirt proponents AND permanent war on terror advocates are displaying their true colors (to coin a phrase). The "magic dirt" problem is obvious. However, equally obvious (and hilarious) is the full-blown panic of the permanent war on terror mob. This pathetic wannabe thug's "IED" (a pipe bomb) was so poorly constructed that even he survived its premature detonation, although it was strapped to his torso. The entire Washington/New York/Lindsey Graham war hysteria apparatus from Fox "News" to CNN and The New York Times went into hyperventilating overdrive. One would have thought the Twin Tower attack had been replicated.
It's an interesting time to be alive.
Why did they call an ambulance?
Just call the Sanitation Department to come haul off the garbage.
This is where that NSA spying comes in handy. Provide the FBI and NYPD with a list of his contacts the past year and do a bit of old fashioned detective work. There are likely MORE that need to be rooted out.
CM wrote:Magic Dirt failed because he wasn't a citizen. Why can't you see that? Give them citizenship and they'll be Americans. Simple as that. Stop being such a racist.
/sarc
Everyone in the world is a potential American Citizen. All they have to do is get here. Or not. I'm waiting for the first case where some African Astrophysicist (cannibal) or a Pakistani Doctor of Animal Husbandry (goat fucker) claims US citizenship from their home country.
“ He was a good boy...a very good boy”
That depends how much magic dirt to shovel on top of them.
Obviously, this "Newmurikan" wasn't 'shovel-ready' yet. That's the part the magic-dirt folks always forget about. Sufficient quantities of the stuff are needed and the ones to be transformed have to be shovel-ready.
i just posted this to pol.
"I was watching Fox News with my grandmother and the talking heads kept going on about how "police have stopped dozens of attacks before they even happen" and "law enforcement is still working on a way to identify the lone wolves". GOD FUCKING DAMNIT! This never needed to happen in the first place. Boomers cucked and allowed them to start coming. Our parents cucked and allowed it to continue. Now we are facing a lifetime of terror attacks and possible race war. This never needed to even be an issue."
Time to go fight them over there [in Bangladesh] so we do not have to face them in the United States of America....
Gloriam Deo @61: "Boomers cucked and allowed them to start coming."
There weren't an awful lot of Boomers in Congress in 1965....
I Am Irony, Man wrote:Gloriam Deo @61: "Boomers cucked and allowed them to start coming."
There weren't an awful lot of Boomers in Congress in 1965....
There weren't a lot of the 1965 congresscritters left when we started importing mohammedans by the millions. Yes, Hart-Celler was a disaster, and no, Hart-Celler wasn't boomers, but the exploding mohammedans came later, on the boomers' watch.
Why does the ruling class import mohammedan terrorists? The ruling class hates you, and wants you dead.
I Am Irony, Man wrote:Gloriam Deo @61: "Boomers cucked and allowed them to start coming."
There weren't an awful lot of Boomers in Congress in 1965....
they were voting. but you are correct. I meant to include my grandmother's generation (Not the greatest generation, but the one born just before the war. Don't remember the name.) My bad.
@57 "Provide the FBI and NYPD with a list of his contacts the past year and do a bit of old fashioned detective work. There are likely MORE that need to be rooted out."
Nah, just round up all the swarthy ones and kick 'em out. Let Asia sort 'em out!
Gloriam Deo wrote:I Am Irony, Man wrote:Gloriam Deo @61: "Boomers cucked and allowed them to start coming."
There weren't an awful lot of Boomers in Congress in 1965....
they were voting. but you are correct. I meant to include my grandmother's generation (Not the greatest generation, but the one born just before the war. Don't remember the name.) My bad.
The Congress that passed laws in 1965 was elected in 1964, when everyone had to be at least 21 years of age to vote. So the only Boomers voting in 1964 were born in 1943 or before.
Donald Trump was born in 1946, so he was not old enough to vote in 1964.
The truth is, there was no baby boom prior to 1943, partly because of the war and the decade before was a friggin depression. You would have to reach back to the 1920s to find anything like a normal cohort of births.
I remember when magic dirt immigrant burial was an edgy joke.
The flood of 18 year olds that joined the US military after Pearl Harbor were born in 1923 (or before). They were not old enough to vote until the election in 1944.
Every single one of those NYPD cops looks about 60-90 pounds overweight.
Is it true he blew his own balls off? I hope so.
its more about the magical properties of a statue in the New York harbor that can make anyone an American. I think you have to take a boat ride near it or just see it or something. Magic is Magic.
You’re all wrong, he becomes American the very moment he votes (democrat)
"It turns out Mr. Ullah was as American as American can be. In fact, he was more American than you or me!"
There's no place in America for Magic Dirt Denialists!
I praise his touching authenticity. Putting the bang back in Bangladesh!
an authentic burrito and kebab can ONLY be made by real Mexicans and Turks.
The secrete ingredient is E. Coli
Why does the ruling class import mohammedan terrorists? The ruling class hates you, and wants you dead.
Govt spending counts toward the GDP, so an HIV+ 50IQ moslem contributes more to the GDP than the average RN just by eating AIDS meds, food stamps, welfare + section 8
Every single one of those NYPD cops looks about 60-90 pounds overweight.
Do we really want New Yorkers to be protected
I finally figured out Islam's sole contribution to our society and culture. The anchor baby suicide bomb.
obviously, he has been reading bret stephens and is just letting us know we are not welcome in his country
By the way, WTH does "Issis inspired" even mean? This just as easily have been "De Blasio inspired", no?
Thank God the terrrists are Afgahnis, Somalis, Bangladeshis, and such like low IQ incompetents. Can you imagine the deep crap we would be in if they were Japanese or Swiss?
Yup, if he's an LPR, he's "American" and it's a magic dirt fail, par excellance.
"As a Jewess in the US, I can forthrightly state that the only way to make our dirt truly magic is to BURY the Terrorists in it! That is why all REAL Americans put our 2nd Amendment FIRST. Remember that America wasn't won with a registered gun - if you are STILL unarmed, BUY ONE for every adult in your family NOW."
A Jewess SCREAMING at ME and YOU about the CONSTITUTION and ARMING oneself and one's family on THIS BLOG.
Classic. Simply classic.
69. DonReynolds December 11, 2017 2:02 PM
The flood of 18 year olds that joined the US military after Pearl Harbor
there was a flood of inductees after Pearl, but it wasn't limited to teenagers ( granted that people like Audie Murphy used falsified documents to enlist in 42 ).
that was one of the big differences between Vietnam and WW2. avg age of the fighting man in WW2 was mid-20s, iirc.
@76 Those NYPD cops look a lot like the cops portrayed in "Idiocracy", maybe a touch of "Fifth Element" Mangalores in one.
Don't bother treating his injuries. Revoke his green card and put him (and any relatives he brought with him) on the first plane back to Bangladesh, warning them not to come back ever.
((( bob kek mando ))) - ( Real Men correct Nate ... 's ... speeling ◕‿◕ ... ◔ ⌣ ◔ ... ◕‿↼ Passive Aggressively ) wrote:69. DonReynolds December 11, 2017 2:02 PM
The flood of 18 year olds that joined the US military after Pearl Harbor
there was a flood of inductees after Pearl, but it wasn't limited to teenagers ( granted that people like Audie Murphy used falsified documents to enlist in 42 ).
that was one of the big differences between Vietnam and WW2. avg age of the fighting man in WW2 was mid-20s, iirc.
Absolutely, Bob.
They drafted my ex-wife's grandfather in November before his birthday in December. At 37 he would have been too old for the draft. He was a farmer in south Arkansas with a wife and four kids. He spent the war in Europe in the First Infantry as a private.
Compare that to my own company commander in the regular Army (1971), the guy we called the "old man" was ancient at 25 years old.
In 1969, I was in the AF flight training program at Webb AFB, Texas as a cadet. Nearly all the student pilots were 22 or 23, fresh out of college, but there was a really OLD guy in the program. He had been a navigator for about 10 years and they were retreading him as a pilot. Heck, he was almost as old as our Dads. He must have been about 32 or 34. He tended bar at one of the only two watering holes in Big Spring, Texas. He thought it was funny when we over-indulged.
People do not seem to appreciate how incredibly young the military has been for the last 50 years. They seem like kids and for the most part, they are.
He came in on an F4 visa, family reunification. Chain colonization must be stopped.
Canada's Somali-born Minister of Immigration. Yep, you read that right.
Here he is giving standard evasive answers to a straightforward question (whether he condemns female genital mutilation).
Thanks Liberals!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vOOIFNZUYno
Let's see Iwas listening to the radio whenthis was being discussed and it took ~3 hours before I heard one talk-show host use the words Islamic terrorism. Only once and then not again. And also it was mentioned that this muz came in on a "chain-migration" visa as he was not 21y/o at the time.
The question that asks itself is how the hell did anyone know he was not 21 and still "entitled" to a adolescent visa?
Somewhat related:
Diversity and Comics questions why Captain America doesn't fight GloboJihad instead of the (for the millionth time) standard Nazis white supremacist drivel.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9j7GDixk4E&t=614s
@62 One or two large-size rocks into the Indian ocean just offshore will take care of lots of them right there. Tsunamis are VERY effective in that region. They would literally just wash all those butt-raisers right out of our hair.
A Deplorable Paradigm Is More Than Twenty Cents wrote:He came in on an F4 visa, family reunification.
Do you think Trump isn't going take full rhetorical advantage of this fact? This is one more push behind his immigration agenda... the AMERICAN immigration agenda.
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pyrrhus wrote:It fails when there is insufficient threat of reprisals against himself and his minority community to pressure them to keep their own members in line. That is, those New Yorkers were simply too polite.
Indeed! Academics have been baffled by the fact that the 200 million muslims in India are much better behaved than muslims anywhere else, simply because Hindus respond with "indiscriminate violence" against the whole muslim community...Steve Sailer thinks this is tragic dirt. I think this is how the world actually works.
100% spot on
@11
Strangely, this is the ONLY time New Yorkers have been polite.
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@91 Called it:
https://www.rt.com/usa/412798-trump-chain-migration-terrorist-attack/
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