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Thursday, March 22, 2018

Shut up, Creepy Joe

At least when Donald Trump talked about grabbing women, they were actually adult women:
Former Vice President Joe Biden said he would "beat the hell out of" President Donald Trump if they were in high school over his crude comments about women.

"When a guy who ended up becoming our national leader said, 'I can grab a woman anywhere and she likes it' and then said, 'I made a mistake,'" Biden said Tuesday of Trump, according to video of the remarks posted on Facebook by the University of Miami College Democrats.

"They asked me would I like to debate this gentleman, and I said no. I said, 'If we were in high school, I'd take him behind the gym and beat the hell out of him,'" said Biden, getting laughter and applause from the crowd at the University of Miami.
And Trump didn't do it on camera either. But Creepy Uncle Joe doesn't just grab women. He totally creeps on them, especially if they're little girls.

I hope Joe Biden is the Democratic nominee. We already saw how effectively the God-Emperor used the rhetorical term "Crooked Hillary". Imagine how much mileage he'd get out of "Creepy Joe".

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65 Comments:

Blogger Peaceful Poster March 22, 2018 8:10 AM  

I heard Creepy Joe was the least wealthy Senator in Washington.

So he's either the least corrupt, or the stupidest.

I'd go with the latter.

Blogger Salt March 22, 2018 8:15 AM  

It would be great if he ran as he was a source for some of the best memes.

Blogger Jeff aka Orville March 22, 2018 8:16 AM  

I have found memories of the wheelchair incident.

Blogger Jeff aka Orville March 22, 2018 8:18 AM  

"fond" memories.

Blogger Amy March 22, 2018 8:20 AM  

Fondle memories

Blogger Peaceful Poster March 22, 2018 8:20 AM  

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Blogger Mr.MantraMan March 22, 2018 8:23 AM  

Biden's son cleaned up with the Chinese so Joe might be smart enough to use bag men for his haul.

Blogger JACIII March 22, 2018 8:25 AM  

"Creepy Joe" is a death blow meme. He fits it perfectly - mealy mouthed, possessively touches little girls in an obvious pervy manner, complete socially awkwardness obvious to all but creepy, pervy DC newsies. Dances on his son's grave.

Blogger JACIII March 22, 2018 8:25 AM  

Amy wrote:Fondle memories

Thread winner.

Blogger slarrow March 22, 2018 8:27 AM  

Did you mean Crooked Hillary, Vox? I don't recall the Corrupt Hillary phrase all that much.

Blogger The Pepe report March 22, 2018 8:28 AM  

-behind the gym- that area that every school has... Anyway what i see as the implication is Hey repubs dont forget if all the democrats were to have a big fight with all the republicans we would win bc we have a lot of black guys and we have a lot of those tough thick union worker white guys.. . i would say though but do they and would they? Im not so sure about that. I would truly put money on the republicans in a big national full blown all out once and for all war.

Blogger Steve March 22, 2018 8:31 AM  

Whatever happened to Kreepy Tim Kaine, the guy who looks like a clown without makeup on?

White males are surely an endangered species in the Democratic Party anyway. Wakanda-Americans now expect a candidate with a bone through his nose and a shield made of impala hide. La Raza Goblina is increasingly unhappy over DACA and will want their own El Jefe. And shrieking catladies are still determined to get a wizened old vagina in the Oval Office.

Blogger Amy March 22, 2018 8:37 AM  

Wakandamericans: secret kangs and owners of vibrant-ium mines.

Or is that unobtanium, my comic lore gets cornfuzed

Blogger OGRE March 22, 2018 8:50 AM  

@11 The union guys have always held traditionally Christian social values, and now that the Democrats have kicked them out of their 'big tent' the union guys are going full on republican. For instance look at West Virginia here, which was so blue it actually voted for Carter and against Reagan, and went for Clinton twice. And in a few decades its gone solid red, going for Trump by over 40 pts.

Those blue collar workers were the economic and electoral backbone of the Dems, but like with everyone else they just used them. Made lots of promises that they never intended to keep. And as the left progresses more into madness and identity politics, theres no room left for uneducated white guys who fix toilets for a living.

Those union joes aren't on that side anymore. And the black guy thugs are just that, thugs and gang bangers. Even the hard street guys barely know how to handle a firearm aside from pulling the trigger. In a fight they rely on numbers and surprise; when they face any real opposition they flee or go down fast.

So yeah, if it turned into a hot war I'd expect the reds to win out over the blues. Especially when you start to factor in strategic issues such as location and resources. All those blues piled up together in a few big cities, without the capabilities to produce enough water and food and electricity to sustain themselves beyond a few days. It wouldn't even be a fight, the reds can just stop sending the trucks into the cities and let the blues fight among themselves for whatever scraps they can find.

Anonymous Anonymous March 22, 2018 8:54 AM  

Biden doesn't have a snowballs chance in Hades. I don't think he has a clue as to how the vast majority despise him.

"Creepy Joe" indeed.

Blogger David of One March 22, 2018 8:55 AM  

Creepy public pedo Joe also bragged about being a "butt buddy". It is surprising that some of the parents and affected women and girls haven't gone full #MeToo on Creepy Joe the Pedo.

Blogger Welsh Woodsman March 22, 2018 9:04 AM  

Creepy Joe...you wouldn't have done shit - and we all know it.

The guys who boast the loudest are always the biggest pussies.

Blogger Mr.MantraMan March 22, 2018 9:05 AM  

Keep him talking as with all progs the more one group jabbers on the other groups in that meta cult get demoralized. See the Salon article linked to at Instapundit about them telling Creepy Joe and his macho act.

Blogger OGRE March 22, 2018 9:08 AM  

Thing to remember is that Democrats didn't beat up anybody in high school. Anybody who was already identifying with leftist politics in high school wasn't getting into fights, they were running away from them. They were too busy auditioning for a part in Oklahoma or running for student body vice-president to stalk football players for a fight.

Blogger Emmanuel Mateo-Morales March 22, 2018 9:16 AM  

@13

They're all secret versions of Kang the Conqueror?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kang_the_Conqueror

Also, unobtanium is the trope name for any awesome, BS metal or material with awesome, BS properties. In Avatar (blue smurfs, not considerably more well thought out and better quality children's animation), though, they were just more blatant (honest) about what the material the movie revolved around was.

Anonymous Anonymous March 22, 2018 9:38 AM  

The Pepe report wrote:-behind the gym- that area that every school has... Anyway what i see as the implication is Hey repubs dont forget if all the democrats were to have a big fight with all the republicans we would win bc we have a lot of black guys and we have a lot of those tough thick union worker white guys.. . i would say though but do they and would they? Im not so sure about that. I would truly put money on the republicans in a big national full blown all out once and for all war.

@11 The area behind my hs's gym was a bunch of woods, hardly conducive to fighting.

Oh Joey boy. Trump just pwned you in a tweet. That's a big f'ing deal!

OT: I bet Sessions was overjoyed after Mc Cabe's firing on Friday: http://abcnews.go.com/US/exclusive-fired-fbi-official-authorized-criminal-probe-sessions/story?id=53914006

Welsh Woodsman wrote:Creepy Joe...you wouldn't have done shit - and we all know it.

The guys who boast the loudest are always the biggest pussies.



@17 That's exactly how it is.

Blogger dienw March 22, 2018 9:39 AM  

O.T. The God Emperor continues to win: All our base theirs.

Blogger Justin Bailey March 22, 2018 9:46 AM  

The God Emperor has responded to Crazy Joe.

https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/976765417908776963?s=21

Blogger saintCrispee March 22, 2018 9:50 AM  

As long as Trump doesn't find himself in a substantive discussion of policy, history, or legislation, he'll be fine in 2020.

Blogger Ceasar March 22, 2018 9:59 AM  

Yes Joe mentioned that he was in locker rooms a lot. My guess he was a package gazer. I am sure he spends a good portion of his retirement time going to inner city YMCAs to connect with young kids. Just part of his obvious weird behavior.

Blogger pyrrhus March 22, 2018 10:08 AM  

As if Creepy Joe would have a chance against Trump in a fight....Trump was an excellent athlete in HS, and scouted for his baseball abiity.

Blogger Ominous Cowherd March 22, 2018 10:11 AM  

Amy wrote:Fondle memories
Fondle mammaries - this is Creepy Joe we're talking about.

Blogger Warunicorn March 22, 2018 10:15 AM  

How does that old adage go?

"Don't start sh*t you can't finish."

Creepy Joe didn't learn.

Blogger Hammerli280 March 22, 2018 10:16 AM  

Creepy Joe was dung-fu fighting
Thought he was fascist lightning
But he had terrible timing.

(thump, thump, thump)
Oh, no! It's Don!

Donnie Trump was Kung-fu fighting
His fist struck like lightning
And Creepy Joe went flying...

Blogger bw March 22, 2018 10:40 AM  

@1
see
@7
Not stupid. His son is his Corp

That 1:15-1:30 is just too good.
We have entered the physiognomy action zone.

Anonymous Anonymous March 22, 2018 10:51 AM  

Biden/Oprah 2020 would be perfect. Oprah could groom the girls for Creepy Uncle Joe just like she did for Weinstein.

Blogger Starboard March 22, 2018 10:51 AM  

He's not ageist. He likes 'em young; he likes 'em old. He likes 'em in public; He likes 'em in private. He especially likes 'em when they can't get away. Let's give him the lifetime achievement award in creepitude.

http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2017/11/exclusive-former-joe-biden-secret-service-agent-protect-women-weinstei

Blogger YIH March 22, 2018 10:58 AM  

pyrrhus wrote:As if Creepy Joe would have a chance against Trump in a fight....Trump was an excellent athlete in HS, and scouted for his baseball abiity.
Creepy Joe v. GE on an WWE PPV, FTW!

Blogger sykes.1 March 22, 2018 11:06 AM  

The new Democrat Party is the Party of Perez and Ellison. I can't imagine that they would tolerate a White man on top of the ticket, possibly as a VP (again). In fact, the Black/Brown/Yellow/Red/Queer/Transy Democrats might prevent any White, male or female (especially the traitors) on the ticket.

Blogger Wynn Lloyd March 22, 2018 11:20 AM  

I wish Creepy Jow would make good on his nonsense and fight the GE. Creepy Joe would be smacked down a couple notches.

Then he can be sent overseas to fight Putin.

Blogger Nate73 March 22, 2018 11:28 AM  

sykes.1: What evidence do we actually have of that though other than the DNC election? As I recall Donna Brazille wanted to replace Hillary with Biden and she was black!

Blogger Lance E March 22, 2018 11:29 AM  

Classic gamma posturing, no? It's not quite "let's you and him fight", but it's still "I could totally beat you up in a fictional match set 50 years ago, that why I won't debate you today". Reminds me a little of some of the ridiculous Jack Kirby rants.

And the way women - even girls - shrink away from him, well, we know they can smell a gamma miles away.

It's pretty amazing to me that Dems and their media shills still think that the Billy Bush tape is actually a weapon they can use against Trump. Are they in such disarray that this is their best option? Or have they actually, somehow, genuinely deluded themselves into believing that their own ranks aren't stuffed to the gills with actual sexual predators?

Blogger Dirk Manly March 22, 2018 11:44 AM  

@17

"The guys who boast the loudest are always the biggest pussies."


Indeed, the man who is actually capable of committing violence rarely talks about it to anybody -- the sole exception being the intended target -- and only as a warning to stop doing something before having that violence visited upon him.

Blogger Dirk Manly March 22, 2018 11:46 AM  

@24 saintCrispee

"As long as Trump doesn't find himself in a substantive discussion of policy, history, or legislation, he'll be fine in 2020."

Put

the crack pipe

down.


Policy debates? He's given us more gains in 18 months than the combined total of everyone since Eisenhower.

All those master-debators and their typical solutions that only help a few hundred traders on Wall Street have been exposed for being either unimaginitively dull and/or the lying shills that they are.

Blogger Dirk Manly March 22, 2018 11:52 AM  

@37

"It's pretty amazing to me that Dems and their media shills still think that the Billy Bush tape is actually a weapon they can use against Trump. Are they in such disarray that this is their best option? Or have they actually, somehow, genuinely deluded themselves into believing that their own ranks aren't stuffed to the gills with actual sexual predators?"

The ONE thing consisstent about the Democratic Party is the constant, perpetual use of DARVO.

Deny
Accuse
Reverse
Victim &
Offender

Blogger tuberman March 22, 2018 11:54 AM  

My favorite Meme on "Creepy Joe" so far is a picture of him pointing with a big smile saying, "Look there is one I did not molest."

Blogger James Dixon March 22, 2018 11:57 AM  

> If we were in high school, I'd take him behind the gym and beat the hell out of him

If I were Trump I'd take him up on that offer and suggest a suitable venue for a pay per view boxing match. Money to go to the winners charity of choice.

I suspect we'd quickly find that Biden's mouth is bigger than other portions of his anatomy.

Blogger James Dixon March 22, 2018 11:59 AM  

> Creepy Joe v. GE on an WWE PPV, FTW!

That would work too.

Blogger Desdichado March 22, 2018 12:04 PM  

Wynn Lloyd wrote:I wish Creepy Jow would make good on his nonsense and fight the GE. Creepy Joe would be smacked down a couple notches.

Then he can be sent overseas to fight Putin.

The GE should shave his head first, like he did Vince McMahon.

Blogger VD March 22, 2018 12:07 PM  

Indeed, the man who is actually capable of committing violence rarely talks about it to anybody -- the sole exception being the intended target -- and only as a warning to stop doing something before having that violence visited upon him.

Total and utter horseshit. That is spoken like creampuff who has never seen combat, never been punched in the face, and never been around soldiers or martial artists, but romanticizes them.

Most men who are capable of violence, trained to utilize it, and have actually committed it very much like to study it, analyze it, and talk about it. You clearly don't even know that violence is a rush, which of course is why so many stupid young men are attracted to it.

Blogger tuberman March 22, 2018 12:10 PM  

Joe and his son are sell-outs to China...Treasonous sell-outs.

Blogger Brick Hardslab March 22, 2018 12:11 PM  

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Blogger Brick Hardslab March 22, 2018 12:25 PM  

He could use, 'Hey Joe' as his entry song for the campaign.

Blogger Ominous Cowherd March 22, 2018 1:02 PM  

tuberman wrote:My favorite Meme on "Creepy Joe" so far is a picture of him pointing with a big smile saying, "Look there is one I did not molest." Yet. You left out the yet.

VD wrote:Most men who are capable of violence, trained to utilize it, and have actually committed it very much like to study it, analyze it, and talk about it.

Sure, but if you're going to pound somebody, you usually want it to be a surprise. Talk about it afterward. ``I'm going to ...'' is cheap talk, ``You should have seen his head bounce off the dashboard when I punched him!'' was an honest after-action report.

Blogger bw March 22, 2018 1:22 PM  

Also, back in the day is what Biden in a speech that noted our (((friends))) were behind the HOMO weapon as cultural change agent.

Blogger bw March 22, 2018 1:22 PM  

it was

Blogger Wynn Lloyd March 22, 2018 1:22 PM  

People would pay huge prices to see that.

Blogger VD March 22, 2018 1:47 PM  

Sure, but if you're going to pound somebody, you usually want it to be a surprise.

It's not necessary. The best fighters call their shots ahead of time. That's more intimidating than anything.

"I'm going to do X, and there is nothing you can do about it."

But yes, talking about what you would have done is usually gamma talk. Gammas love taking theoretical action in the past. It's the only place that is truly safe.

Blogger pyrrhus March 22, 2018 2:25 PM  

Trump"s tweet replying: "crazy Joe" "would go down fast." In fact, however, we know that creepy Joe would bravely run away....

Blogger Noah B The Savage Gardener March 22, 2018 2:34 PM  

Hilarious, I started calling him Creepy Joe a while ago. I thought I made it up but now I'm wondering if I heard it somewhere... Anyway it's a perfect fit and if Trump uses it, it will follow Creepy Joe to the end of his days.

Blogger Ominous Cowherd March 22, 2018 2:42 PM  

VD wrote:It's not necessary. The best fighters call their shots ahead of time. That's more intimidating than anything.

The violent people I watched were mostly stupid, mostly drugged and probably not the best fighters. Not calling their shots may have been a result of acting on impulse.

Blogger MortemTyrannus March 22, 2018 3:17 PM  

I thought this was an interesting analysis of Creepy Joe.
https://vimeo.com/257738347

Blogger Dirk Manly March 22, 2018 4:46 PM  

@45

I meant in the shooting one's mouth off sense, not the discussing techniques among others studying the trade.

I spent 18 years in an infantry battalion.

When we got deployed in Iraq, the loudmouths were the ones you couldn't count on when things escalated. The guys who tended to come through in a clutch were the quiet ones.

Blogger VFM #7634 March 22, 2018 4:58 PM  

Trump used "Crazy" instead of "Creepy"... obviously pulling his punches for some reason.

Blogger weka March 22, 2018 5:52 PM  

May the Dems jump into that Brier patch.

Blogger weka March 22, 2018 5:57 PM  

@Dirk. In my high school, it was the big gentle Samoans and Tongans who did the damage.

But I am old. In my day Bullrush was compulsory and we then used those skills on the Rugby, Soccer and League fields.

The organised sports were optional... But even needs like me played Bullrush.

So we all, by 14, knew that we had limitations.

Blogger VD March 22, 2018 7:24 PM  

When we got deployed in Iraq, the loudmouths were the ones you couldn't count on when things escalated. The guys who tended to come through in a clutch were the quiet ones.

Again, total horseshit. One of the biggest talkers I know commanded the 2d FSSG during the Gulf War.

Yes, gammas talk big and then chicken out. That has nothing to do with violence and everything to do with gammatude. But alphas also talk big and then deliver.

My guess is that you're a delta who, like most deltas, puts a premium on quiet competence. Which is fine and all, but is no more reflective of reality than the gamma belief that everyone is a poser. The ridiculous thing about your position is that many great athletes and great soldiers were not merely talkers, but notorious talkers. Babe Ruth. Larry Bird. Michael Jordan. Deion Sanders. George Patton. Alexander the Great. Julius Caesar. Michel Ney.

Why on Earth would you think that either courage or athletic ability or anything else has an inverse relationship with being a loudmouth, given the massive quantity of evidence to the contrary?

Blogger van helsing March 22, 2018 8:18 PM  

if the other guy is talking, be drawing a bead.

Blogger James Dixon March 22, 2018 9:08 PM  

> The violent people I watched

Violence and best fighter do not necessarily go hand in hand. The best fighters I've known wouldn't hurt a fly unless crossed. Then all hell would break loose.

> if the other guy is talking, be drawing a bead.

That is the preferred course of action, yes.

Blogger Noah B The Savage Gardener March 22, 2018 11:01 PM  

It ain't bragging if you can do it.

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