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Wednesday, April 18, 2018

Answer: in every possible way

Question: "Kendrick Lamar just won a Pulitzer. ... How is that not progress?”
– Columbia Journalism Review

Some examples of the recently awarded work of the new winner of the Pulitzer Prize for Music.
If I gotta slap a pussy-ass nigga, I'ma make it look sexy
If I gotta go hard on a bitch, I'ma make it look sexy
–  From “Element.”

Girl, I can buy yo’ ass the world with my paystub
Ooh, that pussy good, won’t you sit it on my taste bloods?
–  From “Humble.”

Today is the day I follow my intuition
Keep the family close – get money, fuck bitches.
–  From “Yah.”
It's at moments like this that I find myself thinking, you know, as bad as it is probably going to get in the next 25 years or so, it's so going to be worth it, whether it ends in Western Civilization 2.0 or the Back to the Caves scenario.

In fairness to the new Pulitzer laureate, I have to admit that he is probably right, as I myself have always found that when one happens to find it necessary to slap a pussy-ass nigga, one might as well take the trouble to make it look sexy.

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54 Comments:

Blogger Brian S April 18, 2018 11:08 AM  

that's deep, bring a fishing rod

Anonymous Anonymous April 18, 2018 11:11 AM  

The award ceremony will be hosted by the Towson University debate team.

"And in conclusion, de de de dink jabringing tha niggaz will not suhvive. F*ck the time! Pulitzer. bichezz!"

Blogger #7139 April 18, 2018 11:13 AM  

... it's so going to be worth it....

This why I like Vox. He always sees the silver lining.

Anonymous Anonymous April 18, 2018 11:14 AM  

Related to pussy ass nig promotoers, "You know who" is trying to force 4-H to take trannies. I wonder if they can run a cow as a prize bull

http://www.wnd.com/2018/04/wrath-of-god-promised-if-4-h-adopts-transgender-policies/

Anonymous Anonymous April 18, 2018 11:15 AM  

What passes for culture these days. It would be hysterically funny if it wasn't so horrendously sad.
Do all Pulitzer prize winners now have a 200 word vocabulary?

Blogger Matt April 18, 2018 11:16 AM  

Always make everything look sexy.

Blogger ReluctantMessiah April 18, 2018 11:17 AM  

Gotta keep the Supreme Dark Lord hand strong

Blogger Michael Maier April 18, 2018 11:18 AM  

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Blogger pyrrhus April 18, 2018 11:18 AM  

Sounds like there are some pussy ass nigs on the Pulitzer committee.....

Blogger Michael Maier April 18, 2018 11:21 AM  

Did anyone here know there has been a Pulitzer for music since the 1940s? I sure as hell didn't til just now.

Blogger The Kurgan April 18, 2018 11:21 AM  

I would pay a serious amount of money to see VD decked out as a pimp on a babymetal stage “singing” these pussy-ass nigga songs.

In fact I would probably be willing to attend the concert live.

Blogger stevev April 18, 2018 11:22 AM  

"taste bloods"? WTF? Deeper meaning or just too dumb and inattentive to know it is "taste buds"? What's an emoji for hatefully SMH? Not out of confusion. Actual hate.

Blogger freddie_mac April 18, 2018 11:22 AM  

Wow, I just can't understand how I've missed such a cultural giant. I've spent years listening to songs about war, mythology, and history. Where did I go so wrong?

Blogger dienw April 18, 2018 11:26 AM  

@4 bgkoranburner
FTA: “At the center of this for me is that we want every child to feel like 4-H is the place for them,” the state’s 4-H leader told the Register.
Every child but the Christian.

Only a Remnant, as usual,will be saved.

Blogger Some Guy April 18, 2018 11:28 AM  

"In fairness to the new Pulitzer laureate, I have to admit that he is probably right, as I myself have always found that when one happens to find it necessary to slap a pussy-ass nigga, one might as well take the trouble to make it look sexy."

I just had to replace me keyboard after spitting out my drink. It was worth it.

Blogger Wynn Lloyd April 18, 2018 11:30 AM  

For whatever it is worth, Kendrick Lamar has been accused of being racist. Apparently his main woman is a light skinned black girl, and those are not acceptable to many blacks right now, for whatever reason. So he's accused of hating dark skinned black girls. This is just one of many.

http://madamenoire.com/523797/activist-slams-kendrick-lamar-over-light-skinned-fiancee-i-will-never-support-him/

Blogger Carl Philipp April 18, 2018 11:33 AM  

I thought Loki's Child was satire.

Blogger Nate April 18, 2018 11:33 AM  

This is more Orwellian than anything in 1984.

Blogger kmbr April 18, 2018 11:34 AM  

**So he's accused of hating dark skinned black girls.**

That's what all these brown people don't realize. They don't stop at whitey.

Anonymous Anonymous April 18, 2018 11:35 AM  

@16 I've seen a bit of that black on black hate at work.
One of the Detroit gals who was quite dark could not stand a black gentleman who was born in Germany and spoke "white" English. To me it was rather enlightening to see how hypocritically racist POC can be.

Blogger James Dixon April 18, 2018 11:36 AM  

> Did anyone here know there has been a Pulitzer for music since the 1940s?

Did anyone care? Does anyone care now?

> Apparently his main woman is a light skinned black girl, and those are not acceptable to many blacks right now, for whatever reason.

So Beyonce is no longer acceptable? Interesting if so.

Blogger Helixfreak April 18, 2018 11:41 AM  

Before today, my guess for the closest Kendrick Lamar would have ever come to a Pulitzer would have been the yet to be taken iconic photograph of him getting stabbed by a fan.

Blogger Hammerli280 April 18, 2018 12:00 PM  

And the Pulitzer goes the way of the Hugo and the Nobel Peace Prize.

Blogger Salt April 18, 2018 12:09 PM  

His rap should be always played at Starbucks.

Blogger Dave April 18, 2018 12:14 PM  

That'll show the Grammys...next a Nobel.

Blogger Jack Amok April 18, 2018 12:18 PM  

And the Pulitzer goes the way of the Hugo and the Nobel Peace Prize.

I dunno, hasn't it always been a load of crap? 80 years ago it was celebrating Stalin's apologists, why not celebrate illiterate pimps bangin' they ho's today?

Blogger James April 18, 2018 12:40 PM  

Dave wrote:That'll show the Grammys...next a Nobel.

Probably in Chemistry. Ya know. Dat boy gotz Chemis Tree!

Blogger Quilp April 18, 2018 12:43 PM  

Careful, Andrew Anglin might get the wrong idea.

Blogger Ominous Cowherd April 18, 2018 12:51 PM  

After this, we should start calling it the Putz-puller prize.

Blogger Weouro April 18, 2018 1:25 PM  

Don't forget about the money quote from the putz. committee floating around which sounds like it was written by a fawning undergrad: "a virtuosic song collection unified by its vernacular authenticity and rhythmic dynamism that offers affecting vignettes capturing the complexity of modern African-American life."

Blogger tuberman April 18, 2018 1:31 PM  

OT. Time for all the Dindus to run down and get free coffee at Starbucks, it's reparations, and a hot item. Be sure to play the SJW person at the register while video taping it.

Blogger tuberman April 18, 2018 1:34 PM  

It's beginning to look like cowering to SJW crap, will not get you eaten last, Starbucks is getting funny!

Blogger Wally Bangs April 18, 2018 1:35 PM  

2 Live Crew were ahead of their time. I didn’t know Pulitzer Prizes went to music.

Blogger Weouro April 18, 2018 1:37 PM  

Women and POCs upon gaining influence degrade culture.

"It's unlikely that such a glowing review would have come out of one of the previous boards. The 2017-2018 16-member Pulitzer Prize Board is comprised of roughly 44 percent women and about 38 percent people of color."

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.diversityinc.com/kendrick-lamar-pulitzer.amp

Anonymous Anonymous April 18, 2018 1:39 PM  

@11 The Kurgan

"I would pay a serious amount of money to see VD decked out as a pimp on a babymetal stage “singing” these pussy-ass nigga songs."

I would too, but I don't have any money. Can I buy a ticket with a medallion stolen from a murdered pimp who ripped it from the hood of a Mercedes?

Blogger Nathan Wright April 18, 2018 2:10 PM  

"I myself have always found that when one happens to find it necessary to slap a pussy-ass nigga, one might as well take the trouble to make it look sexy."

So is it permissible to quote the Poet Laureate, or is that a hate crime? (clown world intensifies)

Blogger tublecane April 18, 2018 2:25 PM  

Some complexity. If they didn't have their heads up their rears, they'd realize contemporary black music is a thousand times more embarrassing and insulting than blackface minstrelsy.

Blogger veryfunnyminion April 18, 2018 2:48 PM  

I breathlessly await the following from the Columbia Journalism Review:

Question: "Mike Cernovich just won a Pulitzer. ... How is that not progress?"

Blogger DonReynolds April 18, 2018 3:08 PM  

They may soon wish they could get a slap. Much better than what I expect they will get from whites they meet along the way.

Even negative attention is better than no attention at all, when attention is what you really, really crave.

The sins you commit two by two, you must pay for one by one.

Blogger DonReynolds April 18, 2018 3:16 PM  

Salt wrote:His rap should be always played at Starbucks.

Why stop short when it comes to Negro worship?
Change the name at every store to Stary BUCKS and get rid of the logo in favor of Obama's face with shades.

Blogger tuberman April 18, 2018 4:49 PM  

40. DonReynolds

You may be joking, but there are some friends in IT (financial companies and fed banks), and they say the top execs literally had/have life size pictures of BHO the walls of their office. Worshipful, they are. Parasite money came in fast.

Blogger English Tom April 18, 2018 5:04 PM  

I was thinking about his keen insights into the human condition that enlighten us all.

Blogger Tatooine Sharpshooters' Club April 18, 2018 5:25 PM  

80 years ago it was celebrating Stalin's apologists, why not celebrate illiterate pimps bangin' they ho's today?

Let's not forget Janet Cooke and the invisible 8 year old junkie.

Blogger Jon Mollison April 18, 2018 5:39 PM  

Oh no. This will tarnish the reputation of the award...that was given to Walter Duranty...for helping to cover up Stalin's crimes against humanity.

Par for the Pulitzer course, if ya ask me.

Blogger haus frau April 18, 2018 6:17 PM  

@44 The same Walter Duranty who abandoned his illegitimate child with his Russian mistress when he had enough of Stalin's red carpet? Fancy that.

Blogger Lovekraft April 18, 2018 6:38 PM  

Canada's band Sloan on their track "Coax Me"

'It's not the band I hate. It's the fans.'

Rap

Blogger DonReynolds April 18, 2018 7:15 PM  

tuberman wrote:40. DonReynolds

You may be joking, but there are some friends in IT (financial companies and fed banks), and they say the top execs literally had/have life size pictures of BHO the walls of their office. Worshipful, they are. Parasite money came in fast.


I WISH I was joking!
Certain women even have action-figure sized images of His Royal Hinniness Obama that they carry around in their purse.... Really convenient when listening to NPR while driving in rush hour traffic.

Blogger DonReynolds April 18, 2018 7:20 PM  

Jack Amok wrote:And the Pulitzer goes the way of the Hugo and the Nobel Peace Prize.

I dunno, hasn't it always been a load of crap? 80 years ago it was celebrating Stalin's apologists, why not celebrate illiterate pimps bangin' they ho's today?



Speaking of which, Jack......
Don't forget to set your alarm on Sunday so you can get up early for Vlad Lenin's birthday, which the Leftist Liberals call Earth Day and wink at each other.

Blogger James Dixon April 18, 2018 7:59 PM  

> Certain women even have action-figure sized images of His Royal Hinniness Obama that they carry around in their purse.

Uhmmm, I doubt that's the only thing they carry around in their purse: http://www.blameitonthevoices.com/2010/10/obama-vibrator-is-real-thing.html

No longer available as far as I can tell. But you just know several of them have one.

Blogger Thucydides April 18, 2018 8:31 PM  

Pulitzer Prize winner Walter Duranty smiles in hell...

Blogger Miss Carnivorous April 18, 2018 11:02 PM  

I like his lyrics to "Humble", "Be humble, sit down".

Blogger Nakota Publishing April 18, 2018 11:26 PM  

The humblest son-of-a-sharecropper bluesman could write lyrics that were like Shakespeare compared to this moron.

Blogger Troushers April 19, 2018 7:12 AM  

A pig born in a kennel is still a pig.

Blogger Michael Oakley April 22, 2018 1:45 AM  

This is just one more example of what I call 'Black Mania'—i.e., the ridiculous overvaluation by PC whites of essentially everything by blacks because the former feel guilty for a tradition of slavery in which they and the latter have had no part whatsoever. Some hack in 'The Guardian' has even written an article arguing that Lamar should have won a Pulitzer Prize in literature! If Lamar's 'literature' is the new standard of literary greatness, please let the below (copyrighted) song by me be my humble entry for a Pulitzer Prize in literature:

Oh, baby, baby, I be rappin' since the crib,
Daddy ain't got no time for hittin' poon,
Big Wigga gotta sing, play his flute on tour
And catch his dimes—but, back home soon,
Big Wigga gonna launch his parachute
All up in that their cumulus ass of yours.

Unfortunately, the long-tainted Pulitzer Prize is meaningless, being routinely awarded to hacks who write shit prose—and, consequently, I don't give a damn for it or its awardees.

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