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Tuesday, April 17, 2018

The rapier wit of Ben Shapiro

If you don't grasp that Little Benny is being propped up by the so-called "conservative media" yet, you're not paying attention. 
‘GFY’! Ben Shapiro brutally DROPS blue-check blaming him and other Rightists for mosque shooting
And what was this brutal DROP?
Ben Shapiro@benshapiro
 The shooter is a deranged POS who should burn in hell. If you think I'm responsible for his evil, GFY.  
Brutal is one way to describe it, I suppose, if you're a sixth-grade girl. Remember, this is supposed to be the whip smart and witty aspect of the conservative media.

Russell Kirk wept.

UPDATE: Amazing! The Littlest Chickenhawk has done it again!
'Racist bully' Ben Shapiro has perfect answer for woman who told him, 'Don't ever have kids'

Ben Shapiro@benshapiro
 Sorry, already have two, including a 4-year-old daughter I will raise to believe she is capable of anything rather than a victim in the least sexist society in world history
Wow! I mean, just, WOW! That is just WHIP SMART stuff, man! Perfect answer! Just perfect!

They really should have named it Cringy.

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68 Comments:

Blogger David The Good April 17, 2018 4:15 PM  

Brutal!

Blogger weka April 17, 2018 4:16 PM  

Wimp.
Or Buckley club member?

High school ends before you can vote in same countries. Note that mine is not one of them, which is why we have a progressive Muppet ruining our foreign policy and stopping our fossil fuel extraction.

Blogger Steve April 17, 2018 4:16 PM  

Based Ben Shapiro TOTALLY DESTROYS "You Must Be This Tall To Ride" Sign!

Twitchy is owned by the same people who air Ben's AM radio show, which explains why 64% of Twitchy clickbait is about how YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHO Ben Shapiro TOTALLY WRECKED THIS TIME!!!1

OpenID widlast April 17, 2018 4:17 PM  

That's his best? He should have insulted any dock worker and just plagiarized whatever the dock worker said back to him.
Would have been a lot more creative and colorful.

Blogger Warunicorn April 17, 2018 4:18 PM  

Wow, Little Yarmulke. You sure showed them. lol

This is like the Boston Marathon bombing. People from Boston get all uppity if you mention the religious proclivities of the Tsarnaev brothers and, you know, suggest that you might not want to let them in, pulling out the well-worn and tired "DIVERSITY IS OUR STRENGTH" mantra. It's why I don't give two f*cks when they get blown to pieces again. Harsh? Yes, but I don't care when people don't listen to reason.

Blogger kurt9 April 17, 2018 4:23 PM  

Remember Ben Shapiro was the college undergraduate who knew more about Muslim Middle-eastern culture and countries than military or business veterans with over 20 years experience in the region.

Blogger Robert Divinity April 17, 2018 4:29 PM  

It's a good day in this regard. More from the Cuck Apocalypse:

"https://www.thedailybeast.com/for-the-right-price-you-can-buy-glenn-becks-private-jet"

I also would note Goldberg's anti-populist tome is not doing nearly as well as his past works. With any luck, it, too, will crash and burn.

Maybe Benji can start a cruise for has-beens.

Blogger Matthew April 17, 2018 4:33 PM  

His name is a sniggering word.

Blogger Robert Browning April 17, 2018 4:33 PM  

What can he say?? Can he really say Moslems have been unfairly and unjustly brutalized and tormented without end for the past 70 years and Moslem violence is an act of desperation brought on by inhuman Jew treatment of Muslims. Can a Jew, any Jew ever step up and say this is our fault. We are to blame and we need to fix this. The Jew is our inferiors when it comes to dealing with the pain and suffering of others and in showing empathy for those that have been unfairly treated. There is no such thing as Jew empathy. Not for a Moslem. Not for a Palestinian. Not for a non-Jew. It doesn't exist.

Blogger Peaceful Poster April 17, 2018 4:36 PM  

St. Bissonnette was very clear about who inspired him to take action.

It was Justin Trudeau and his open border policies.


Blogger 357Delta April 17, 2018 4:36 PM  

Good ol' Conservative Inc.,

Blogger Chris Lutz April 17, 2018 4:39 PM  

I have not idea why anyone pays attention to Twitchy. It's simply click-bait.

Blogger Quilp April 17, 2018 4:45 PM  

Poor Russel.
Third, conservatives believe in what may be called the principle of prescription. Conservatives sense that modern people are dwarfs on the shoulders of giants

That certainly applies when discussing Shapiro.

Blogger Carl Philipp April 17, 2018 4:47 PM  

Did YOU know that socialized healthcare is LITERALLY SLAVERY? Democrats BTFO!

Apart from the Michelle Fields issue, my biggest Ben Shapiro disillusionment moment was from a video where he was responding to some liberal argument. Naturally, he started his response with a rapid-fire series of jokes mocking the argument; I recognized his rapidly twitching facial expressions as he did so. Another pain-speaker who will not honestly speak or even think about subjects he associates with pain... in fact, I think they strawman as a deliberate trick. Pain-speakers know that if they make what you are saying seem more awful, they will be more motivated to speak forcefully against it. Honesty would be painful, and they also know exactly what they would have to give up.

Blogger Quilp April 17, 2018 4:52 PM  

OT , but was discussed yesterday so...Vox predicted an SJW reaction, but wow. Starbucks to close all company-owned stores on the afternoon of May 29 for racial-bias education day

https://www.cnbc.com/2018/04/17/starbucks-to-close-all-stores-on-may-29-for-racial-bias-education-day.html

Sounds like a hoot. Day after Memorial day.

Blogger Hammerli280 April 17, 2018 4:52 PM  

Look at the bright side, guys. There are now loads of opportunities opening up for Real Right commentators. We need to take some of the load off Vox's shoulders so he can finish ASOS.

Blogger #6277 Hammer April 17, 2018 4:52 PM  

And nobody is surprised why he still won't debate Vox.

Blogger Brett baker April 17, 2018 5:03 PM  

Typical Shapiro fan, "Russel who"?

Blogger Brett baker April 17, 2018 5:03 PM  

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Blogger Legion of Logic April 17, 2018 5:04 PM  

Sounds like Vox might be jealous.

Blogger Unknown April 17, 2018 5:13 PM  

Compared to the likes of spinning bow tie David Frum, what Little Ben said does "brutally DROPS blue-check blaming him and other Rightists for mosque shooting".

GFY is pretty tame, though. I think I'd hit back with "By your standard that makes Bill Clinton responsible for the pedophilia that happened on Jeffry Epstein's island. I don't see YOU talking about Bill Clinton's proclivity for pedophilia. Does this mean you approve of Bill's pedophilia? Or is it because you are a pedo yourself?"

Blogger Ransom Smith April 17, 2018 5:21 PM  

Been hates Point of Sale systems?
Sad. Many such cases.

Blogger VFM #7634 April 17, 2018 5:25 PM  

Would've expected a sicker burn from Benjy given the vaunted verbal facility of Jews. What a letdown.

Blogger Miguel April 17, 2018 5:26 PM  

As long as you are not a DeusVultian nationalist, they will pose you as a "right winger".

Blogger Wynn Lloyd April 17, 2018 5:31 PM  

There are several YouTube channels which post the same headlines over and over about him. When you go look at them, it's a run of the mill response to some 18 year old kid.
I guess because he looks like a kid, he gets credit for janking them.

Blogger Mr.MantraMan April 17, 2018 5:36 PM  

I hope Shapiro mocks the left, I've seen enough conservative posturing

Blogger Longtime Lurker April 17, 2018 5:40 PM  

Conservative Pundit Discovers Profanity! News at 6 and 10.

Blogger CM April 17, 2018 6:02 PM  

Some of those responses were better than Ben's...

Blogger Mister Excitement April 17, 2018 6:27 PM  

@7
"It's a good day in this regard. More from the Cuck Apocalypse:

"https://www.thedailybeast.com/for-the-right-price-you-can-buy-glenn-becks-private-jet""



Just yesterday I was running errands and listened to Glenn Beck on the radio just for curiosity.

It was damned amazing. "All Men Are Created Equal" is an obsession with him.

He went on an extended monologue about it, mentioned it 3 times. He was preaching about "we all need to come together" and other such Conservative nonsense.

I can't believe I used to consider myself a Conservative.

Blogger VD April 17, 2018 6:40 PM  

Sounds like Vox might be jealous.

Always nice to hear from the Gammas. You know you guys give away your own motivations with your inane accusations, right?

Blogger VD April 17, 2018 6:41 PM  

He went on an extended monologue about it, mentioned it 3 times. He was preaching about "we all need to come together" and other such Conservative nonsense.

I'm old enough to remember when the conservative position was to dismiss that as kumbaya nonsense. But conservatism is nothing if not mutable.

Blogger Polynices April 17, 2018 7:01 PM  

Twitchy is clickbait garbage with the sort of crap headlines that make my brain hurt when I see them accidentally when my adblocker fails to conceal ads on some sites. One of the worst things about Instapundit lately is that his idiot co-bloggers link to Twitchy. Ugh.

Blogger haus frau April 17, 2018 7:14 PM  

I would pay to see James Woods twitter rape Benji. Mr. Woods needs to show Ben how a proper wrecking is done.

Blogger Steve April 17, 2018 7:21 PM  

The first time I saw Twitchy, I thought it was a Stephen Colbert flavoured Clickhole.com

It's like mainlining 100% pure cringe, directly into your eyeball, while luxuriating in a puddle of whisky-infused cold piss in The Worst Toilet In Scotland. (Or as Rick Wilson's son calls it, "lunch")

The HOW DO YOU DO, FELLOW KIDS BoomerTryHard.txt leaps right off the screen and molests your brain with insidious tentacles of Eichenwaldian inanity until you're helpless and drooling and ready to buy BULLIES by Ben Shapiro.

Take this, for example:

Take a SEAT! S.E. Cupp puts John Cusack in his place with just 1 tweet and it’s GLORIOUS

If there is any justice in the world, whoever shat forth this bouquet of bumfucktardery will be arrested, charged, imprisoned and then executed for idiocy in 10 SHOCKING different ways (Number 9 will make you LAUGH!)

A fatwa on Twitchy.

Blogger VD April 17, 2018 7:48 PM  

Take this, for example:

It's amazing how it never takes anyone two or three tweets to put a liberal IN THEIR PLACE. It's always "just one tweet!"

Blogger Tatooine Sharpshooters' Club April 17, 2018 8:02 PM  

With the clickbait headlines and their ALL CAPS HYPERBOLE, the "articles" that are nothing but pages of posting other people's tweets, and the NeverTrump obsessions of more than one "writer" (one of whom also says the same Shapirophantic things about Jenna Jameson DESTROYING people), Twitchy is the best study of MPAI on the internet.

Blogger Jack April 17, 2018 8:05 PM  

Rapier than who, Scalzi?

Blogger Mister Excitement April 17, 2018 8:31 PM  

@34

Your prose is like Dennis Miller's speech. That's not an insult. Well done, sir.

Blogger Robert Divinity April 17, 2018 8:49 PM  

@34:

To put it mildly, sir, your wit is rapier (in a good way) than Benji's. In fact, you destroyed Twitchy IN JUST ONE COMMENT!

Blogger tuberman April 17, 2018 8:54 PM  

"Sorry, already have two, including a 4-year-old daughter I will raise to believe she is capable of anything rather than a victim in the least sexist society in world history"

There is almost everything in this quote that literally defines Conservative Cuckery. And, it is incoherent to boot. How does one even respond to such crap? I try "You are hopeless."

Blogger tuberman April 17, 2018 8:59 PM  

I get these e-mails from "Twitchy," but never go there, but someone keeps sending them. Rick Wilson is the most amusing.

Blogger James Dixon April 17, 2018 9:13 PM  

> That's his best?

Yes, that's his best. He could at least said of his daughter: who'll I'll raise to be intelligent, competent, and beautiful. You know, all the things you're not.

Benji was obviously on the receiving end of all the taunts in middle school.

Blogger Robert Divinity April 17, 2018 9:21 PM  

As to the "perfect comment," it must have been grammatically correct and made sense in the original Hebrew.

Blogger Dire Badger April 17, 2018 10:18 PM  

If you think the Trumpenators are fiercely loyal, The Shapironauts have them beat all hollow!

Blogger Noah B The Savage Gardener April 17, 2018 10:36 PM  

If this were high school I would have been the kid who let Ben out of the locker.

Just so I could put him back in.

Blogger Miss Carnivorous April 17, 2018 11:08 PM  

Why are you hatin' on the Benster??? He ain't as as bad as you are making him out to be. He is awfully dang smart. He has some interesting things to say and some interesting takes on current events, is all. I don't try to read anything deeper into his statements.

Blogger Clint April 17, 2018 11:13 PM  

Everytime I see the LCH mentioned anywhere, my first thought is back to the good old days, when he was 12 or whatever and writing his column, lauded as the next wonderkid, and Vox would rattle him. I always thought you were pretty polite, all things considered, but he would just cry a little and run away.

Not much has changed, except he isn't 12 anymore, though he tends to act like it.

Blogger Daniel Paul Grech Pereira April 17, 2018 11:35 PM  

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Blogger Snidely Whiplash April 17, 2018 11:40 PM  

Miss Carnivorous wrote:He ain't as as bad as you are making him out to be. He is awfully dang smart. He has some interesting things to say and some interesting takes on current events, is all. I don't try to read anything deeper into his statements.

He's thoroughly dishonest, not very bright, and has never, not once in his life, ever thought anything through to the end. Not once.

I heard 10 minutes of it recently. His nasal, high-pitched voice grates. His thoughts are not worth bothering with. He's actually a worse presenter than Mark Levin. The ONLY reason he has a national radio show is that his name echoes.

Shapiro is Jewish Privilege presonified

Blogger Solaire Of Astora April 17, 2018 11:42 PM  

I watched some portion of Shapiro speaking to Jordan Peterson out of morbid curiosity and I noticed Ben was more cautious than usual since he knew he was speaking to someone who was smart enough to push back reasonably. But what really struck me was how obvious it was when he encroached on subjects about which he knew nothing or next to it. Instead of admitting to ignorance he'd make uncharacteristically vague comments and then hand the conversation over in an obvious attempt to look like he knew more than he did. The guy is a bluffing fraud.

Blogger bob kek mando - ( your mom always did like me best ) April 17, 2018 11:45 PM  

45. Noah B The Savage Gardener April 17, 2018 10:36 PM
Just so I could put him back in.



upside down, i hope.


46. Miss Carnivorous April 17, 2018 11:08 PM
Why are you hatin' on the Benster???


are you serious? you've been here long enough to know better. Ben being one of the most vociferous Never Trumpers should have been enough for you, although Vox's history with him goes WAY back before that.

search the blog for "Littlest Chicken Hawk".

Blogger dh April 18, 2018 12:47 AM  

This is the type of deeply weird thing that people thing counts as really "winning" and online argument. "Go fuck yourself" is seen as some type of amazing come back.

Twitter is a great medium for midwits with too much time on their hands, which seems to aptly define Ben.

Blogger Jack Amok April 18, 2018 1:05 AM  

Rapier than who, Scalzi?

That tweet about raising his 4-year old daughter reminded me of something Scalzi might say.

Only I think Scalzi's tweet would have been better writing, hard as that is to imagine. OTOH, Benji probably wasn't wearing a dress when he tweeted it, and Benji can probably out-bench is daughter (for now), so maybe call it even.

Blogger tublecane April 18, 2018 1:52 AM  

@53- How long have you bee around? I vaguely remember Vox devoting a thread to calling Mr. Whiplash out on his job search attitude.

In any case, Vox doesn't need a headhunter. I can say from personal experience he comes at people directly.

Blogger Snidely Whiplash April 18, 2018 1:53 AM  

Shut up Rambam. Banned means banned.

Blogger Dire Badger April 18, 2018 3:17 AM  

"Vox is a fraud and all you vermin are being taken for a ride."

Really, what's he fraudulent about, exactly? I know he sells books, and the books he sells are both reasonably priced and entertaining, for the most part.

Most of his authors sell themselves. I especially like Rod Walker.

Vox can be insufferably arrogant, overconvinced of his own infallibility, and flat-out wrong occasionally, but to the best of my knowledge he has always been scrupulously honest with his fanbase and has avoided Fraud like you avoid hard work and showers.

I suggest you be banned as a liar.

Blogger bob kek mando - ( your mom always did like me best ) April 18, 2018 3:42 AM  

53. Nell Fenwick April 18, 2018 1:05 AM
If you doubt me, take him on.



more popularly known as, "Let's you and him fight"

fag.

Blogger VD April 18, 2018 4:12 AM  

You're banned, Rambam. Under every name.

What a pathetic little cyberstalker you are.

Blogger VD April 18, 2018 4:16 AM  

Why are you hatin' on the Benster??? He ain't as as bad as you are making him out to be. He is awfully dang smart.

Because he's just another Jew propped-up in the conservative media repeating obvious talking points.

Yes, he is even worse than I am making him out to be.

No, he is not particularly smart. He's more than a standard deviation less intelligent than I am.

Blogger Avalanche April 18, 2018 9:17 AM  

@40 "including a 4-year-old daughter I will raise to believe she is capable of anything rather than a victim"

He's not raising her to be a Jew? Is it even possible to grow up to be both a non-victim AND a Jew? Doesn't that tear a hole in the space-time continuum?!

Blogger English Tom April 18, 2018 9:47 AM  

(((Twitchy)))

FIFY

Blogger English Tom April 18, 2018 9:53 AM  

Absolutely correct. They think we are too dumb to notice.

Blogger English Tom April 18, 2018 9:56 AM  

I have heard it actually interferes with the process of quantum entanglement.

Blogger James Chinery April 18, 2018 12:09 PM  

What is it about someone who continually has to remind you about the relevant details of their life. I don't know that I have ever heard Ben S. speak without mentioning:
1. I am Jewish
2. I am a lawyer (Harvard lawyer, actually)
3. My wife is a doctor

Yet he decries identity politics whilst trying to unite conservatives.

Blogger James Chinery April 18, 2018 12:11 PM  

It's not unlike when I bump into someone from New York, who feels the need to preface and conclude every comment with, "I'm from New York..."

Blogger Giraffe April 18, 2018 12:18 PM  

I thought it was cool when Spacebunny was featured by Twitchy.

Blogger Snidely Whiplash April 18, 2018 12:57 PM  

James Chinery wrote:It's not unlike when I bump into someone from New York, who feels the need to preface and conclude every comment with, "I'm from New York..."
By which you mean, of course, (((someone from New York))).

Blogger Dire Badger April 18, 2018 1:20 PM  

James Chinery wrote:What is it about someone who continually has to remind you about the relevant details of their life. I don't know that I have ever heard Ben S. speak without mentioning:

1. I am Jewish

2. I am a lawyer (Harvard lawyer, actually)

3. My wife is a doctor

Yet he decries identity politics whilst trying to unite conservatives.



It's like talking to a Vegan

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