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Tuesday, July 10, 2018

He's been a bad boy

This doesn't sound suspicious at all, does it:
Turns out George Clooney's scooter accident was way more serious than everyone first thought ... because we've learned the actor literally became a human projectile after impact.

Sources with direct knowledge of the crash tell TMZ ... Clooney was doing 60 MPH when a car suddenly pulled in front of him. Clooney was thrown from his bike and his helmet struck the car's windshield, causing it to shatter. The force of the impact actually broke his helmet.

Our sources say Clooney was hurled TWENTY FEET in the air ... he was actually propelled over the car he hit.
You may recall that Clooney's name seems to pop up regularly in association with certain sketchy countries and organizations. Europe has been a very dangerous place for American celebrities of late.

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Blogger Azimus July 10, 2018 6:02 PM  

Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy. Regular Jimmy Stewart of our time...

Blogger Mister Excitement July 10, 2018 6:10 PM  

I've never understood why this man is an A+ list celebrity.

Literally every movie he's ever headlined has been an embarrassing bomb. The Ocean's series was an ensemble cast.

He hasn't been on the ER TV show for nearly 20 years, and his movie career has been completely lackluster.

Yet, he's an A+ list celebrity and makes mountains of money.

How is this possible? I've always suspected he's in "The Club." He was "selected."

Blogger VoodooJock July 10, 2018 6:14 PM  

Cause his Aunt was among RFK's groupies the night Sirhan Sirhan took him out, and Dad had enough political grease to run for Congress in Kentucky.

Blogger Howard Stone July 10, 2018 6:16 PM  

Got his start on Roseanne, go figure.

Blogger Michael Maier July 10, 2018 6:19 PM  

Sirhan Sirhan didn't kill anyone.

Blogger Sean Carnegie July 10, 2018 6:22 PM  

@4

No, got his start on Facts of Life.

Blogger artensoll July 10, 2018 6:25 PM  

Scooter? I thought it was a motorbike. Bit gay.

Blogger Vaughan Williams July 10, 2018 6:34 PM  

How much did the band AC/DC know about child molestation? I put their first album in this week. It got to the song "Little Lover". I thought the title was a little wierd. Then suddenly the words "Gary Glitter" caught my ear. I went back over the lyrics. My eyes opened wide. Now the school-boy preppie costume of Angus Young looks a bit less than innocent. Did AC/DC KNOW about the child abuse going on? Gary Glitter was officially noticed as pedophile in 2002. AC/DC's debut album came out in 1975.

Blogger Looking Glass July 10, 2018 6:39 PM  

@2 Mister Excitement

Highly connected, but he also did all of the smaller budget, "highly creative" art-type movies. Though a lot of the time he just smartly chose to be the best actor in a moderately sized movie. While he's quite charming as an individual, he really only has one type of character he's good at, so his actual range is quite low. But, he consistently played that in the types of films the Elites like.

He's actually a good case study in maximizing your career in Hollywood. A lot of late-career Robert Redford approaches.

Blogger Looking Glass July 10, 2018 6:40 PM  

@8 Vaughan Williams

Everyone in those scenes knew. Ever wonder why they all suddenly destroy themselves with drugs? Gotta kill the pain somehow.

Blogger Wuzzums Fuzzums July 10, 2018 6:41 PM  

Is the scooter ok?

Blogger Lovekraft July 10, 2018 6:48 PM  

@ 9: AC/DC likely didn't have security double-checking the birth certificates of the groupies.

Clooney is a Champagne Socialist. He plays an actor one day, plays as concerned global citizen the next.

Blogger Wuzzums Fuzzums July 10, 2018 6:54 PM  

@12
I assume you saw "Hail, Caesar!"?

Blogger kapy53 July 10, 2018 6:57 PM  

Probably not a coincidence the famous Obama "hope" photo was taken during a press conference with Clooney.

Blogger tz July 10, 2018 7:06 PM  

Even worse, Joe Sobran

From heaven's heart, I stab at thee. For love's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.

Is there something opening his cause for beatification?

Blogger tz July 10, 2018 7:07 PM  

to revise and extend @15, we are living it, and expect Sobran's future.

Blogger tublecane July 10, 2018 7:08 PM  

I have been suspicious of Clooney's wealth and power. Why does he get to keep starring in movies after disasters like the Peacemaker and Batman and Robin? He has like double the (publicly known) wealth of the more popular Brad Pitt. Maybe he's just better at the side stuff, and obviously he's got family connections in the entertainment industry and political connections up the wazoo.

Then I heard about his tequila company being sold for 1 billion dollars. Not that I'm in the know about tequila brands, but I've never heard of it. How is that not so mms e kind of payoff or money-laundering scheme?

Blogger pyrrhus July 10, 2018 7:14 PM  

O/T Woman murdered, baby beheaded in German subway by migrant...https://www.infowars.com/germany-migrant-decapitates-baby-government-tries-to-cover-it-up/

Blogger pyrrhus July 10, 2018 7:16 PM  

Clooney has to be dirty, and what is a billionaire doing riding a scooter in traffic? Very strange...

Blogger Aquila Aquilonis July 10, 2018 7:29 PM  

He got James Deaned.

Blogger Ingot9455 July 10, 2018 7:30 PM  

A 60 mph collision and he walked out of the hospital to rest at home. Talk about having friends in low places watching out for you. (Or to speak more positively, talk about being given a final chance to repent and confess.)

Blogger Stg58/Animal Mother July 10, 2018 7:41 PM  

Enough babies get decapitated, when do we see Der Punisher?

Blogger Nathan July 10, 2018 7:58 PM  

The tequila brand is legit. Casamigos, good stuff.

What I've never figured is his wife Amal.

Blogger seeingsights July 10, 2018 8:06 PM  

' Why does he get to keep starring in movies after disasters like the Peacemaker and Batman and Robin?'

From my interaction with women in day-to-day life, these are the actors that women find hot (in no special order):

Brad Pitt
Robert Downey, Jr.
George Clooney

Blogger Stg58/Animal Mother July 10, 2018 8:06 PM  

He's not an Alpha deep down.
His alpha exterior is solely a result of his fame.

Blogger Edgar Abbey July 10, 2018 8:15 PM  

During the filming of one movie, Clooney slammed his head on the floor and damaged the lining of his spinal cord, causing spinal fluid to leak out and causing severe headaches. The guy is accident prone.

Blogger Matthew July 10, 2018 8:15 PM  

Probably: Clooney is gay, and engaged in globalist treason. His Arab wife is both his beard and his handler.

Cf. Huma Abedin.

Blogger Matthew July 10, 2018 8:16 PM  

Remember he's the son of an actress. Odds he wasn't buggered at a very early age?

Blogger Jack Ward July 10, 2018 8:16 PM  

@2 I'm no Clooney fan so much, but, I really liked his Ronin. Of course, the actors around him were pretty good and the writers showed up and were sober. More or less...

Blogger Salt July 10, 2018 8:18 PM  

George Looney... oops, forgot the C.

Blogger Stg58/Animal Mother July 10, 2018 8:23 PM  

De Niro was in Ronin.

Blogger haus frau July 10, 2018 8:24 PM  

According to cdan, Clooney swings both ways and doesnt like to stop when told. He has all the markings of an elite pervert.

Blogger Jack Ward July 10, 2018 8:25 PM  

Opps. Ronin had Robert DeNiro. Had my actors mixed up. So, Clooney probably has not done anything I liked.

Blogger Michael Maier July 10, 2018 8:42 PM  

Matthew wrote:Probably: Clooney is gay, and engaged in globalist treason. His Arab wife is both his beard and his handler.

Cf. Huma Abedin.


Yeah, I don't get these "elites" marrying dogs.

Blogger Chris Mallory July 10, 2018 8:44 PM  

According to IMDB, Clooney hasn't acted in anything but a coffee commercial since 2016. That movie, Money Monster, looks to have made a little over 60 million in profit, but with Hollywood accounting who knows.

Blogger Jason H July 10, 2018 9:01 PM  

Clooney did a great job in Gravity.

Blogger Stg58/Animal Mother July 10, 2018 9:08 PM  

He has to be a faggot. Couldn't hold on to Stacy Keibler.

Blogger Stg58/Animal Mother July 10, 2018 9:08 PM  

She of the 42" legs.

Blogger riffer73 July 10, 2018 9:18 PM  

Another one for Crazy Days & Nights. I guess the "hangman" wasn't available for a suiciding.

Blogger tublecane July 10, 2018 9:34 PM  

Michael Clayton is a pretty good movie, with Deep Corporate and Big Law stuff. But Clooney's performance in particular is not of interest to me.

Blogger Lazarus July 10, 2018 9:36 PM  

Whats guy who can afford limos doing on a scooter?

Blogger tublecane July 10, 2018 9:42 PM  

@Michael Maier- Feminine beauty standards have been inverted in high culture (or what passes for it). Which causes us to wonder whether men like Clooney are homos or at least not exclusively heterosexual. But elites marry for status as much as for attraction.

In Clooney's case, even those who buy into Current Year anti-beauty think his wife is below him.

Blogger Starboard July 10, 2018 9:46 PM  

He had a certain appeal, but, like actors do, he starting spouting political opinions dripping with condescension and bile. Hard to look past that and get lost in a movie, especially when he always plays the same character. If he wanted to remain a slightly goofy charmer, he should not have let the mask slip. The acting department needs to remember that audiences fall in love with characters, not actors.

Blogger Jonathan July 10, 2018 9:53 PM  

@11

"Is the scooter ok?"

The scooter is fine.

Blogger Noah B The Savage Gardener July 10, 2018 9:59 PM  

@2 A few years back he and some partners sold a tequila distillery, which they had founded only four years prior, for over $1 billion. Yeah nothing suspicious about that. Definitely not any sort of front for international money laundering.

Blogger Howard Stone July 10, 2018 10:00 PM  

Go figure.

Blogger Eagle Elk July 10, 2018 10:00 PM  

Amal made fairly decent carburetors for Triumph/British motorcycles..... they work by suction....if that's any clue

Blogger English Tom July 10, 2018 10:09 PM  

Clooney is in the CFR (Council on Foreign Relations). He helped pump up the so called Darfur genocide, which was really a move pushing China out of Sudan and cutting off their oil supply.
George is a good little globalist pet and so naturally the awards and accolades flow.

Blogger English Tom July 10, 2018 10:13 PM  

@Jack Ward

Not Ronin. The American.

Blogger Jack Amok July 10, 2018 10:21 PM  

His nickname is now Scooter Clooney.

Blogger Eduardo July 10, 2018 10:30 PM  

THE VIDEO

Sorry if someone posted before, but this is too weird. What was the guy in the station wagon trying to do huh?

The station wagon is slowly and carefully invading the left lane on a curve, then it SLAMS the breaks, and there goes clooney, takes Clooney a second to fall down.

Wow, if this was a message, it was really well made message. There is a place for you to go making the hard left; so the driver, whoever he is, is completely covered, because he can claim that he was about to make a turn and screw up.

We all know the driver is russian too XD.

Blogger bob kek mando - ( a spew of word vomit ... ¡loosely connecting!, his ellipses ... by an eclectic assortment of randomly applied punctuation marks; within his parentheticals? ) ) July 10, 2018 10:32 PM  

VD
This doesn't sound suspicious at all, does it


what's suspicious about that? Italian drivers are rather notorious for their inattentive driving style.

and Clooney has never struck me as particularly intelligent, so he's probably stupid enough to drive 60 mph in Italian traffic.

although the reporter is also likely stupid enough to not realize the speeds in Italy would be quoted in klicks and not understand that they needed to make a conversion.


28. Matthew July 10, 2018 8:16 PM
Remember he's the son of an actress. Odds he wasn't buggered at a very early age?



errr, he's the NEPHEW of an actress. Rosemary married Jose Ferrer and is the mother of Miguel Ferrer.

his mother was a beauty contestant for a pageant that his father was judging for.

not that i'm necessarily disagreeing with you.

when do we find out that George owns a pizza parlor?

Blogger bob kek mando - ( a spew of word vomit ... ¡loosely connecting!, his ellipses ... by an eclectic assortment of randomly applied punctuation marks; within his parentheticals? ) ) July 10, 2018 10:48 PM  

51. Eduardo July 10, 2018 10:30 PM
Sorry if someone posted before, but this is too weird. What was the guy in the station wagon trying to do huh?


*shrugs*

looks like typical space cadet 4 wheeler driving acumen to me. i've seen plenty of stupid shit like that in the US.

i've seen a fully loaded 70,000 lb dump truck bicycle itself trying to dodge an oncoming 4 wheeler who had drifted into his lane. on a flat, straight road. in the middle of the day. with no significant traffic or weather. the bimbo retard just decided it was more important to pay attention to her cell phone than the road.

that weren't no "20 feet in the air" though. and it probably wasn't 60 Kmh either.

Blogger Noah B The Savage Gardener July 10, 2018 10:51 PM  

It doesn't look like Clooney even slowed down. Kind of reminds me of a pigeon flying into a newly washed window.

Blogger cavalier973 July 10, 2018 10:57 PM  

"O Brother, Where Art Thou" is one of my favorites.

"Ocean's Eleven" is also fun. I havent liked anything else I've seen him in.

He was the main doctor in E.R., right?

Blogger Eduardo July 10, 2018 11:11 PM  

@53

I thought clooney was the thing flying away but nope, he is just the deadmeat slinding towards the glass. I guess his pack flew 20 feet in the air.

Sure it might had been an accident... Come on, it's Clooney. We all know Frenchy was gonna get his revenge after making him go through that Laser Scene.

Now it is possible that the driver was just not paying attention, maybe looking at the celphone or looking to his left to make the turn, yeah I can see that without a problem. But I can also see someone planning to hit him right there and then, perfect spot.

@54

I guess the bike in front covered his view.

@55

Initially, yeah. He was the Head Doctor or main doctor... (Watched ER everyday for a long time [mom was a fun], last patient always died XD)

Blogger Al Du Clur July 10, 2018 11:13 PM  

Not sure what to make of this. Italian drivers are nuts so wouldn't be surprised if Sardinian ones are too. However, what are the odds that someone flies through the air for 20 feet, slams into the car's windscreen at 60 miles an hour and then walks away from from the hospital later that day? Possible. One would have to be very lucky and luck seems to have always been on Clooney's side but very suspicious. I have the feeling something is going on here they aren't telling us about

Blogger Noah B The Savage Gardener July 10, 2018 11:22 PM  

The thing I noticed is that a significant number of Italian drivers don't believe in lane markings. But I saw fewer aggressive drivers there than I typically do here.

Blogger Jason H July 10, 2018 11:24 PM  

Stop projecting boy

Blogger Azimus July 10, 2018 11:25 PM  

Did anybody else mention whether David Hogg survived this?

Blogger The Deplorable Podunk Ken Ramsey July 10, 2018 11:27 PM  

If that video posted above is true, that is insane. It as if the driver of the black SUV pulled into the oncoming lane and sat there, waiting for the head-on hit.

It is astonishing that Clooney survived, if this is indeed all true.

Somebody put a hit on George Clooney? Really? Has it come to this?

Blogger tublecane July 10, 2018 11:39 PM  

@23- His tequila may be good stuff, but a billion dollars? That huge.

For comparison, Sammy Hagar sold his 20% share in Cabo Wabo for $11 million, if I have that correct. That's WAY short of a billion dollar value for the whole thing. And Cabo Wabo is something a non-tequila drinker like myself has heard of.

Blogger Major Styles July 10, 2018 11:47 PM  

Could be the Trump curse taking out another liberal soul...

Blogger Bubba July 11, 2018 1:55 AM  

If Clooney flew through the air for a distance he will probably do fine. It isn't the crash that kills, its the sudden stop. Having hit the rear of a Camaro at 40 mph, flown over the top, and rolled for a couple car lengths, I can personally attest to the fact.

Blogger Zwiebel July 11, 2018 3:17 AM  

Why is the video dated the American, rather than the European way? (DD/MM/YYYY)

Blogger Al Du Clur July 11, 2018 3:32 AM  

Just saw the video posted. Could be a hit job but it looks like Clooney may not have been paying attention or has slow reflexes. I see cars pull into lanes like that all the time in Asia. Sometimes it results in crashes but usually people go around, try to go around or ditch the bike. Clooney seemed to do nothing but proceed as though nothing had changed

Blogger Al Du Clur July 11, 2018 3:33 AM  

The 1 billion for the tequila company sounds more suspicious. Money laundering? Payoff?

Blogger SQT July 11, 2018 4:09 AM  

I just spent two weeks in Italy and the traffic situation here doesn't seem odd given how they drive. The car Cloony hit looked like it was pulling into position to take a left turn. The rider in front of Clooney got out of the way but George was too slow- or not looking. The guy is 57 years old and probably has terrible reflexes.

Blogger SQT July 11, 2018 4:12 AM  

Oh, and if he was riding a scooter, it's doubtable he was doing 60. I have driven one of those and they're basically a toy.

Blogger Matrick July 11, 2018 4:19 AM  

Clooney has probably made a fair bit of money as a producer. It isn't all about his acting.

Blogger Insight July 11, 2018 5:57 AM  

That was Vox that nailed him in his black Dodge Demon.

Blogger Damaris Tighe July 11, 2018 6:10 AM  

this may knock some sense into george.

lets hope.

Blogger The Kurgan July 11, 2018 6:33 AM  

Bob,
We already know you can’t do math based on your inability to grasp percentages, however, that video is not showing anyone travelling at 60 mph.
Maybe 60kmh

Blogger Kelly July 11, 2018 7:04 AM  

Ever since he abruptly got married and had kids I've been expectimg him to run for office.

Blogger dienw July 11, 2018 7:27 AM  

It looks like the truck pulled onto the side road/drive to create a block so that the car would appear to have to make a hard left turn and Clooney would not be able to make a safe turn right at speed. In a way, Clooney would have had to make a choice:into the car or into the much harder target of the truck.

Blogger bob kek mando - ( a spew of word vomit ... ¡loosely connecting!, his ellipses ... by an eclectic assortment of randomly applied punctuation marks; within his parentheticals? ) ) July 11, 2018 10:08 AM  

73. The Kurgan July 11, 2018 6:33 AM
We already know you can’t do math based on your inability to grasp percentages, however, that video is not showing anyone travelling at 60 mph.
Maybe 60kmh



it's nice and all that you like agreeing with me, but i'm not sure why that was necessary? probably has something to do with meeting your percentage of 'agreeing with Bob' posting requirements
...
given that i don't understand percentages or what they are.

52. bob kek mando ... July 10, 2018 10:32 PM
"and Clooney has never struck me as particularly intelligent, so he's probably stupid enough to drive 60 mph in Italian traffic.

although the reporter is also likely stupid enough to not realize the speeds in Italy would be quoted in klicks and not understand that they needed to make a conversion.
...
that weren't no "20 feet in the air" though. and it probably wasn't 60 Kmh either."


the ATTENTIVE reader will have noticed that i wasn't the one who introduced the idea that George was going 60 Miles Per Hour, that comes from the original TMZ shit tier "reporting".



75. dienw July 11, 2018 7:27 AM
It looks like the truck pulled onto the side road/drive to create a block


the truck is attempting to make a left hand turn, and it appears that there's an obstruction to driver view in the left side of the camera. this requires left turning vehicles to pull close to the travel lane in order to see far enough down the road to see whether there is oncoming traffic or not.

that's completely normal.



75. dienw July 11, 2018 7:27 AM
In a way, Clooney would have had to make a choice:into the car or into the much harder target of the truck.



while an interesting hypothesis, it's clearly disproven by the fact that there was a scooter ~10 feet in front of Clooney who shot the gap between the truck and the car with no problem.

now, Clooney was tracking to the left side of the travel lane while the forward scooter was biased right so the other guy could straight line between the vehicles while Clooney was going to have to swerve. and that's certainly a higher degree of difficulty.

but it looks like Clooney just panicked and froze up and didn't react at all.

Blogger Noah B The Savage Gardener July 11, 2018 11:00 AM  

Hopefully Clooney will inspire more actors to do their own stunts.

Blogger KPKinSunnyPhiladelpia July 11, 2018 12:03 PM  

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Blogger great_o'rety July 11, 2018 1:01 PM  

True. And it was the best movie I've seen in years

Blogger manuel hernandez July 12, 2018 6:47 AM  

Simple. He makes women's pussies wet and those women's men pay the movie tickets.

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