Wednesday, October 09, 2019

Smells like old pajamas

Cuck Central is live! All they need to do is add Rod Dreher and they'll be set:
Former National Review columnist Jonah Goldberg and Steve Hayes of the now-defunct Weekly Standard have launched a conservative media company called The Dispatch.

“We aim to make The Dispatch a place that thoughtful readers can come for conservative, fact-based news and commentary that doesn’t come either through the filter of the mainstream media or the increasingly boosterish media on the right. Importantly, we want to build a genuine community, with regular engagement between those of us who work here and the readers and listeners who will pay our salaries," Goldberg and Hayes write on the company's website.

Visitors to the site can choose to read content for free initially or purchase a "Founders Membership" for $1,500, which provides a lifetime membership and other perks including "priority access to meet-ups, events, conference call with top staffers" and "access to robust members-only discussion room."

"Everything will remain free for the next few months. Early next year, we’ll begin charging $10 a month or $100 a year for membership," Hayes indicates in an email to new subscribers.

The publication's newsletter will debut on Wednesday, Axios first reported on Tuesday.

National Review's David French will also be joining The Dispatch as senior editor, the news outlet added.

According to Axios, The Dispatch will launch with a full-time staff of eight. It has reportedly raised $6 million from investors ahead of its debut.
It's a blog. A six-million-dollar group blog. I wonder how long it will be before that $6 million from investors is converted into a loan. And it won't surprise me if  it doesn't have as many page views as this totally free blog does.

You always know a publication is going to be full of tedious squishes when it advertises itself as "thoughtful". Because they spend a lot of time thinking very hard about how to be absolutely certain that no one can call them racist.

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Blogger Carl B. October 09, 2019 12:52 PM  

The "Dispatch." More like the "Cuck-Patch." Another spectacular failure in the making.

Blogger Lovekraft October 09, 2019 12:55 PM  

During the Obama era and earlier, people would automatically assume the site is legit if it has a nice veneer. But now, any site usually has to pass through an unofficial scrutiny. Just a natural response to being fed so many lies.

O/T but military clad gunperson opens fire on a kebab shop in Germany, killing one. I wonder if there is a manifesto circulating.

Blogger Mike Lasater October 09, 2019 12:57 PM  

Clever of them to offer a $1500 lifetime membership, since they’ll likely only be around for a few years.

Blogger carnaby October 09, 2019 12:58 PM  

...soon to be defunct conservative media company called the dispatch.

That's better.

... or purchase a "Founders Membership" for $1,500, which provides a lifetime membership and other perks

My NRA life membership didn't cost nearly that much. But the conservative media company does sound very exciting, riveting no less, so sign me up.

Blogger Barbarossa October 09, 2019 1:02 PM  

For that much money, we should get some excellent, heart-felt essays on civility.

Blogger Gen. Kong October 09, 2019 1:06 PM  

Read that Mr. Cuckservative himself, David French, is out at NRO too. Perhaps the wretched creature will find a new home at the shiny new Bowtie Bugle.

Blogger Salt October 09, 2019 1:08 PM  

"National Review's David French will also be joining The Dispatch as senior editor"

Oh, well mother Mary and General Jackson, that makes all the difference.

Blogger Alexander October 09, 2019 1:08 PM  

How long before they have tp ban someone for making a joke about where the six million went?

Blogger Gen. Kong October 09, 2019 1:11 PM  

I see French is indeed on board. Looks like all they're lacking is Dreher and Williamson. They can add in some guest articles from J-Pod and the bowties will be aligned perfectly.

Blogger Elijah October 09, 2019 1:11 PM  

i guess the GE has broken their minds. even sites like drudge report that use to be tolerable are now either full on cuckservative or leftist.

i use to enjoy reading some of those sites but once i was red pilled here, i cant even look at drudge without wanting to burn the whole system down.

Blogger maniacprovost October 09, 2019 1:13 PM  

Perhaps that over 6 MILLION dollars could be better spent adopting African children?

Perhaps they can link up with savvy social media star Erick Erickson, or hire David Frum as a marketing consultant.

Blogger Jab Burrwalky October 09, 2019 1:15 PM  

What is it with these people and number 10 million minus 4 million?

Blogger Stg58/Animal Mother October 09, 2019 1:16 PM  


Blogger Ominous Cowherd October 09, 2019 1:18 PM  

Alexander wrote:How long before they have tp ban someone for making a joke about where the six million went?

Haf you checked ze ofens?

Blogger Cataline Sergius October 09, 2019 1:20 PM  

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Blogger Brett baker October 09, 2019 1:20 PM  

@Gen. Kong: Wasn't there an old SF story where the bowties align perfectly, and the Earth is destroyed?

Blogger Longtime Lurker October 09, 2019 1:22 PM  

The Cucks long divided must unite.

Blogger Laramie Hirsch October 09, 2019 1:23 PM  

Here in Tulsa, they scrapped Michael Savage and replaced him with Ben Shapiro. It was pathetic. They exchanged the "borders, language, culture" jew with a "screw-your-borders-language-culture" jew.

Tulsa is the Buckle of the Bible Belt. The jewel of that buckle is Oral Roberts University. Giving in to cuckery makes sense in this place, I suppose.

Blogger Cataline Sergius October 09, 2019 1:23 PM  

According to Axios, The Dispatch will launch with a full-time staff of eight. It has reportedly raised $6 million from investors ahead of its debut.

Translation: The Silicon Valley billionaire that financed The Bulwark has found out just how much of a joke it is to everyone to the right of Mitt Romney, so he's trying again.

Don't these guys realize that no matter who wins next November the money will automatically dry up?

The website will go live today, the first in a string of newsletters begins tomorrow, and Goldberg has begun the first podcast, The Remnant.

I swear to god, I first read that last bit as "The Revenant."

Which I honestly think they should use.

Blogger Stilicho October 09, 2019 1:24 PM  

Weekly Standard is dead, NR/NRO dying, so let's get the neocucks whose ideas, politics, and writing caused those failures together with a new name. It'll totally work this time!

What I really want is a list of the "investors" who ponied up $6 million to start a group blog. I have a bridge to sell...and it leads right to their home away from (((home))).

Blogger Dave October 09, 2019 1:28 PM  

Stg58/Animal Mother wrote:Hahahahahaahahha

I echo this sentiment.

The website will go live today

Open for comments? Shall we christen them?

Blogger Troushers October 09, 2019 1:36 PM  

One for me, one for my wife, and one for my wife's son!

Blogger Troushers October 09, 2019 1:40 PM  

They should have called themselves "Controlled Opposition" because they're thoughtful, keep their passions in check, you know.

Blogger Brick Hardslab October 09, 2019 1:48 PM  

They're like the WWI officers that kept charging the machine guns because they have no other plan.

Blogger Crush Limbraw October 09, 2019 1:49 PM  

I saw that magic word "thoughtful" myself before reading Vox's closing comment.
"thoughtful" = Nice = Nescius - "nescius"
nice: …from Old French nice‎, niche‎, nisce‎ ("simple, foolish, ignorant"), from Latin nescius‎ ("ignorant, not knowing"); compare nescire‎ ("to know not, be ignorant…

Blogger David Ray Milton October 09, 2019 1:51 PM  

$1,500... Where the line to sign up?

FFS, I am either too poor to understand who this appeals to or it is a very fucked up business model. Probably both.

Ohhh, and amen to “Hahahahahaha.”

Blogger Tars Tarkas October 09, 2019 1:56 PM  

Yet another 6 million!

Blogger OneWingedShark October 09, 2019 1:59 PM  

Alexander wrote:How long before they have tp ban someone for making a joke about where the six million went?
It'll be someone memeing out a 'remake' of the Six Million Dollar Man as the Six Million Dollar Blog… "After it was destroyed in a fiery crash, The Weekly Standard was about to be dead, but we realized we could build it faster, better…"

Blogger Crew October 09, 2019 2:01 PM  

They must be concerned if they are creating yet another CINO publication.

Or, in this case, the Six Million Dollar blog.

Blogger Nate73 October 09, 2019 2:02 PM  

Given the title of this post I have composed some lyrics to help them launch this intrepid new blog.

Give us some cash, bring your friends
But failure in a good cause, in the end
is better than triumph in a bad one.
Oh no, my bowtie came undone!

Hello, schlomo, where did the six million go? [x3]
Hello, schlomo, hello!

With our investors, it's less dangerous
Here we are now, we're not racist!
I feel stupid and mendacious
Now I wonder... reparations?
A mulatto!
A mustapha!
A latino!
All Africa!

Our greatest ally!
Greatest ally! [x9]

Blogger Scuzzaman October 09, 2019 2:04 PM  

Only paying subscribers can comment on this article.

So, there’s one.

Blogger Requited Hate October 09, 2019 2:06 PM  


Blogger Slen October 09, 2019 2:13 PM  

What?! Couldn't they pry Charlie Sykes away from the Bulwark??

Blogger Dyspeptic October 09, 2019 2:14 PM  

We know these Ziocuck chickenhawks are rats. We know they are leaving National Review. We know what rats do when the ship is sinking. So what does that say about National Review Online.

Blogger boogeyman October 09, 2019 2:16 PM  

Great, just what we need, another group blog of simpering and "thoughtful" neo-con con men. Goldberg, Hayes, French, ... if it hires any more pearl clutching cucks the thing will create a bow tie singularity that sucks in every think tank within 1,000 miles. And who the hell did they get to invest $6 million dollars for this? I got a bridge I'd like to sell the guy.

Blogger pyrrhus October 09, 2019 2:16 PM  

How did George Will get left out?

Blogger Calvin809 October 09, 2019 2:18 PM  

I think 6 million seems a little high.

Blogger Newscaper312 October 09, 2019 2:27 PM  

$1500 for a'lifetime' membership that will probably less than 18 months in duration is not exactly a good deal.

Blogger 351wsl October 09, 2019 2:28 PM  

What a complete waste of time.

Will probably be read by dozens of people.


Blogger Newscaper312 October 09, 2019 2:32 PM  

As long as the fees pay for the staff's tickets on their inaugural cruise its ok.

Blogger cheddarman October 09, 2019 2:38 PM  

Sounds gay

Blogger cheddarman October 09, 2019 2:39 PM  

Gay, with a side of gay, covered in gay sauce

Blogger Wraithburn October 09, 2019 2:42 PM  

Since this sounds similar to Roger Simon launching PJ Media I wonder if they also have a Dennis skeleton in their closet.

Blogger Nikolai Collushnikov October 09, 2019 2:42 PM  

In related news, it seems Dan Schneiderman deleted 4,000 Tweets dealing with children on Monday. My Twitter-Fu isn't up to snuff, so I cant check to see myself.

"They never thought she would lose."

Blogger James Dixon October 09, 2019 2:43 PM  

> "Everything will remain free for the next few months. Early next year, we’ll begin charging $10 a month or $100 a year for membership,"

I'm sure folks are lining up with the wallets open.

> I see French is indeed on board. Looks like all they're lacking is Dreher and Williamson.

I expect Williamson to show up any time now. Dreher may have too much sense. I wonder if they can guest articles by Will, Brooks, and Douthat?

> How did George Will get left out?

George probably wants more money than they're willing to pay right now. But like I said, a guest column would be right up his alley.

Blogger Crew October 09, 2019 2:49 PM  

The Unz Review has better articles and probably will continue to get more readership that their silly little effort.

It's free also.

Blogger MaskettaMan October 09, 2019 2:52 PM  

This is a money laundering operation.

Blogger Nikolai Collushnikov October 09, 2019 2:52 PM  

Ack. Dan Schneider.

Blogger Steve Samson October 09, 2019 2:56 PM  

For your lifetime or the lifetime of their project? Can you force them to keep the lights on at their own expense?

Blogger peacefulposter October 09, 2019 2:58 PM  

The Bionic Blog

Blogger CanticBear October 09, 2019 3:08 PM  

How about the “Dickspatch”?

Blogger Father Vinnie October 09, 2019 3:11 PM  

Calvin809 @ #37. "I think 6 million seems a little high." Brother, you win the "droll troll" award for the day.
Well done.

Blogger Lance E October 09, 2019 3:20 PM  

If at first you don't succeed, try doing the exact same thing that failed last time, again and again and again...

Blogger David Craig October 09, 2019 3:22 PM  

The conservative movement is all but tits-up in the swamp. Die with some dignity already. I'm legitimately embarrassed for them

Blogger Blastmaster October 09, 2019 3:24 PM  

Hopefully they have a comments section so that I may roast them (for free) until the paywall goes up. No one was a bigger IRAQ/WMDs promoter than Hayes and (((few))) steered me wrong as often over the years as GOLDBERG

Blogger Andy Evick October 09, 2019 3:27 PM  

Poor Rod Dreher. I really want to like the guy, but he is such a sissy. He's as conservative as self-proclaimed conservative Andrew "I love Obama" Sullivan.

Blogger Brad October 09, 2019 3:30 PM  

They'll be around just long enough to endorse the GE's opponent and have Yahoo News pick that up. Therefore demonstrating how much real conservatives (TM) hate him.

It'll seem perfect in their feverish little minds. A plan that's "leaning into onward judeo-christian soldiettes march!" a cliff.

Blogger Karen took the Kids October 09, 2019 3:38 PM  

I'm just surprised Candace Owens and the Gay Pirate aren't involved as 'special guest contributors'.

Blogger mgh October 09, 2019 3:48 PM  

Such a clueless name. Reeks of outdated, self-important journalistic BS.

Blogger LP2020 October 09, 2019 3:49 PM  

6 figures for dispatch?

They poorly chose the title, the money isn't anything to those kind of people they throw millions of dollars away for fun.

The challenge was lost in that they could not attain or would not ask their people to pay to read/comment.

Blogger Joe Smith October 09, 2019 3:51 PM  

Those Boomer-con dollars are drying up. Goldberg's trying manfully to hoover up the last little bit.

Blogger peacefulposter October 09, 2019 3:55 PM  

Jonah "Oscar" Goldberg

Blogger TheMaleRei October 09, 2019 4:00 PM  

Sounds like the $1500 can be used as a donation or some sort of money laundering operation to me. I wonder if they'll make it into a tax deduction.

Blogger Stilicho October 09, 2019 4:09 PM  

"I think 6 million seems a little high."

Homoblog denier!

Blogger Henry Lee October 09, 2019 4:10 PM  

Won't even get any curiosity clicks from me.

Blogger Noah B. October 09, 2019 4:15 PM  

With a sprig of gay.

Blogger John Bradley October 09, 2019 4:19 PM  

“Dispatch”? More like “Discharge”.

Goldberg's trying manfully to hoover up the last little bit.

After this fails, there’s always “getting sodomized by Glenn Beck while picking up nickels in a cornfield” to fall back on.

Blogger Doktor Jeep October 09, 2019 4:20 PM  

Do we get a free bowtie with a subscription?

Blogger Ty Richards October 09, 2019 4:24 PM  

Thoughtful viewers can learn how to compromise everything they hold dear.

Blogger Requited Hate October 09, 2019 4:40 PM  

I assumed this was that.

Blogger James Pyrich October 09, 2019 4:45 PM  

I can't help but think "The Dispatch" is a way of telegraphing that they themselves won't be entering the fray on any level, except to criticize people on the right for fighting back.

Blogger Remo - Vile Faceless Minion #99 October 09, 2019 4:56 PM  

For $1500 they should at least be able to make urinals in bathrooms legal again right?

Blogger Monotonous Languor October 09, 2019 5:49 PM  

First (((they))) will make virtues out of cuckery, compromise, and cowardice. Then (((they))) will try to convince us that noble defeat unto death is the ultimate proof of superior morality, thus making a caricature of Christ.

(((Their))) ultimate intent is to deliver us to ((their))) father the devil, a liar and the father of lies.

Blogger JAG October 09, 2019 5:53 PM  

This brand of cucks couldn't conserve anything, not even their old jobs.

California used to be a red state in living memory and now it is rapidly descending to Calizuela with the utilities shutting down for days, possibly weeks at a time going by the blackpill's PG&E is telling everyone to get ready for.

Half the state is covered in feces and drug needles.

Rats have infested to such a point that Black Plague 2: Electric Boogaloo is already showing advance trailers.

You can knowingly try infect the blood supply with HIV, and that's cool. Legally, no big deal in Reagan's former state.

Not long before they eat the zoo animals.

Conservatives are psychopath enablers.

Blogger Silent Draco October 09, 2019 5:54 PM  

/sarc on

I can get the lifetime membership at $499 from his cousin's brother-in-law in the Garment District. Such a deal!

/sarc off

Blogger Snidely Whiplash October 09, 2019 5:58 PM  

I know it is structured as an investment, and legally it's probably an investment, but there is no way it's an investment. Goldberg isn't going to be selling equity in the enterprise this time, and nobody with $6MM thinks it's going to return anything.

Blogger tublecane October 09, 2019 6:00 PM  

Could they think of a boringer name? Even "the Burke" would have more oomph to it.

From the (alleged) idols of Neoconnery, I have a few suggestions:

Bodyguard of Lies (Churchill)
Blood of Patriots (Jefferson)
Terrible Swift Sword (abolitionism)
Convincing Confusion (Truman)
See the Light or Feel the Heat (Reagan)

Blogger Cataline Sergius October 09, 2019 6:05 PM  

$1,500 for a lifetime subscription.

Peta had $67 million in donations in 2016.

And these clowns ride the rim of bankruptcy all the time.

Honestly, what kind of humbug actually pays money to be cooped up on a boat with these guys?


Blogger tublecane October 09, 2019 6:10 PM  

Where does the likes of Goldberg get off claiming the Nockian Remnant as his own?

Seriously, when did mainstream conservative start admitting they were fussy librarians?

Blogger Brick Hardslab October 09, 2019 6:21 PM  

Cataline what is your new blog? I can't find you.

Blogger Snidely Whiplash October 09, 2019 6:47 PM  

tublecane wrote:Where does the likes of Goldberg get off claiming the Nockian Remnant as his own?
Where did Nock get off claiming the Christian remnant as his own?

Blogger Dave W. October 09, 2019 6:50 PM  

Is Pierre Omidyar financing this one too?

Blogger Cataline Sergius October 09, 2019 7:13 PM  

Brick Hardslab wrote:Cataline what is your new blog? I can't find you.

My new digs are at

Blogger Uncle John's Band October 09, 2019 7:34 PM  

Which would make the supporters The Dispatched.

Some rays of truth shine through.

Blogger tublecane October 09, 2019 8:49 PM  

@81- Nock was an ordained priest at one point. I don't know what he believed later in life, but his essay introducing his version of the remnant--Isaiah's Job--was steeped in Christian culture.

Blogger MrNiceguy October 09, 2019 9:52 PM  

I'd seriously consider chipping in toward a subscription for our host except, a) They'd kick him out inside of 12 hours, and b) I'd rather he spends his time on Alt-Hero, Castillia House, A Sea of Skulls, and his myriad other projects.

I wonder if Milo would be interested... Or maybe Nate or Big Gay Steve...

Blogger Gulo Gulo October 09, 2019 10:39 PM  


Blogger map October 09, 2019 10:53 PM  

Cuck central from the past:

"You must remember about conservatives that in the Nixon crisis, they were among the first to call for his head, afraid he had sullied the party. George Will was among the first to denounce Nixon and was rewarded for his impartiality by getting a column in The Washington Post and then a seat on the David Brinkley show. Republicans were in the ascendance and they feared what Nixon had done would usher in another four-term Democrat. Now, conservatives are on top, having recaptured Congress and are pulling the Democratic President toward the center. It is the Democrats who are clinging to Bill Clinton. If they can't hold the Oval Office in an economic boom, what is to become of them?"

Blogger Harambe October 10, 2019 8:27 AM  

I heard the investment was more like $800k

Blogger The Course of Empire October 10, 2019 9:59 AM  

I've heard a rumor that National Review is nearing its end and may close its doors in about a month. With a number of ex-NR writers here, it may prove to be true. Rats jumping from a sinking ship onto another, soon to be sinking ship.

Blogger Jozum October 10, 2019 4:30 PM  

"Thoughtful" is all you need to know. Read "Atlas Shrugged" and you'll see "thoughtful."

Blogger Alexamenos October 10, 2019 4:40 PM  

I have a foggy memory that they announced that they were raising 6 million years before they even announced that they were starting the website. Maybe I'm thinking of something else.

Blogger rcocean October 10, 2019 7:58 PM  

Lifetime membership = 2 years tops.

$750/year to hear "Orange man Bad". yeah, can't get that anywhere else. May try it. /sarcasm off/

Blogger rcocean October 10, 2019 8:00 PM  

If you're willing to dance to a rich man's tune, you'll always have a job, or at least a newsletter. Erick Erickson must be crying his eyes out. He cucks, and he cucks, and he still can't get hired.

Blogger Snidely Whiplash October 11, 2019 12:13 AM  

Alexamenos wrote:I have a foggy memory that they announced that they were raising 6 million years before they even announced that they were starting the website.
Like many things, (((they))) knew the number before the event. And, as always, the number is 6 million.

Blogger VFM #7634 October 11, 2019 7:41 PM  


That's funny, considering that cucking is dancing to the ultimate rich man's (the devil's) tune.

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