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Tuesday, November 12, 2019

San Francisco is an open sewer

Literally and legally, the city of San Francisco is now a toilet:
Chesa Boudin, the urine-and-feces-plagued city’s incoming district attorney, pledged during the campaign not to prosecute public urination and other quality-of-life crimes if he was elected. Boudin declared victory Saturday night after results showed him winning a plurality of votes in the DA race.

“We will not prosecute cases involving quality-of-life crimes. Crimes such as public camping, offering or soliciting sex, public urination, blocking a sidewalk, etc., should not and will not be prosecuted,” Boudin vowed in response to an American Civil Liberties Union (ACLU) questionnaire during the campaign.
And let's not even get started on the moral perspective. This is why freedom is not, and can never be, the highest value. Civilization does not rely upon individual freedom or enlightenment values. To the contrary, it relies upon suppressing them.

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Blogger tublecane November 12, 2019 2:33 PM  

Whence this term "quakity-of-life crime?" I think not having my wallet lifted or getting a meat clever through the skull would improve my quality of life.

How much does S.F. wanna bet the same sort of people who pee wherever they please are likely to commit crimes against property and person, as well?

Blogger Mr.MantraMan November 12, 2019 2:38 PM  

Give SF what is asks for, because I certainly do not care about SF.

Blogger Tallen November 12, 2019 2:39 PM  

Meanwhile in China... We could do worse than to implement that technology here.

Blogger Glen Sprigg November 12, 2019 2:39 PM  

I'm a bit torn...I'm not sure if Chicago, New York, Los Angeles, or San Francisco should top my "Dear God, I'm NEVER Going There" list of American cities.

Blogger The Course of Empire November 12, 2019 2:45 PM  

You forgot Baltimore! ;)

Blogger Lex Orandi, Lex Credendi November 12, 2019 2:46 PM  

I can't help but think that the TV show about an obsessive compulsive, socially inept sleuth named Monk was set in San Francisco. Transporting the character forward 15 years would result in him never leaving his house.

Blogger L'Aristokrato November 12, 2019 2:46 PM  

Freedom is worth only as much as what you do with it.

Blogger The Cooler November 12, 2019 2:47 PM  

quality-of-life crimes

Fresh from the word wizard factory.

Blogger swiftfoxmark2 November 12, 2019 2:49 PM  

quality-of-life crimes

As opposed to the quality of life that infants and toddlers have when infected with feces-based illnesses?

Blogger Robin November 12, 2019 2:53 PM  

The San Francisco left doubles down again. This guy is radical to the bone. His parents are convicted Weather Underground terrorists Kathy Boudin and David Gilbert.

Blogger Sterling Pilgrim November 12, 2019 2:55 PM  

San Fran is fertile ground for a large scale acceleration campaign. #streetpilesforcancer or National Duty to Doodie Day

Blogger JAG November 12, 2019 2:55 PM  

Also in Calizeula - bucket of feces dumped on random woman by homeless guy in L.A.

"Shitlibs" is supposed to show our disgust for you as you SJWs destroy civilization. It wasn't a lifestyle suggestion, but this is Clown World.

Blogger CarpeOro November 12, 2019 2:55 PM  

Looked up his bio on Infogalactic. If there is a person less qualified to uphold laws, they'd be hard to find. The rot runs three generations (that the article cites) deep.

Wife and I weren't impressed with SF a few years back. No way I'll return of my own choice. California wants to secede? I would love to kick them out. Any refugees get a serious vetting, with failure to prove sanity ensuring a trip back.

Blogger Section 8A November 12, 2019 2:58 PM  

I visited SF in 1989. Looks like I timed it perfectly.

Blogger Paul November 12, 2019 3:00 PM  

Proper freedom, where all property is privately owned, would fix the problems of "public camping," public urination, and blocking sidewalks because the owners of this land would not allow it on their private property. Only public ownership (a contradiction) allows such outrages to happen.

Blogger bodenlose Schweinerei November 12, 2019 3:02 PM  

Clearly the best way to deal with poverty is to not "criminalize" it by allowing homeless people live in shit-encrusted camps on city sidewalks and earn spare change by soliciting sex. Probably work best right in the middle of Fisherman's Wharf (two kinds of crabs!), or in the lobby of the shiny new Chase Center (this would make for the awesomest NBA pre-game ever).

Blogger CM November 12, 2019 3:05 PM  

soliciting sex

I seriously doubt this is true.

For women, it will be solicitation. For men, it will be literally violent rape.

Blogger Ahărôwn November 12, 2019 3:06 PM  

(((Chesa Boudin)))

Every.Single.Time.

Blogger YIH November 12, 2019 3:07 PM  

@1 Tublecain Or shot by an arrow or two.

Blogger Dole November 12, 2019 3:14 PM  

@15 No, waving the magic wand would save it.

Thankfully America is only an idea, so we should not believe what is happening to SF is a problem. Magic dirt will fix all.

Blogger Laramie Hirsch November 12, 2019 3:20 PM  

Next time I pass through there, I'll be sure to piss on their city hall with laughter.

Blogger BastionHarm November 12, 2019 3:20 PM  

Nice. His parents were Kathy Boudin and David Gilbert. They were Weather Underground terrorists who murdered two police officers and a security guard during a 1981 robbery of a Brinks armored security car outside New York City.

Dad's still in prison, but mom is now a professor at Columbia University.

This really is clown world!!

Blogger carnaby November 12, 2019 3:21 PM  

Any refugees get a serious vetting, with failure to prove sanity ensuring a trip back.

That's not even close to good enough. Maybe something more like proclaiming with fervor "God Bless Trump!" and then stepping on a photo of Barack Obama. For a start. Then we let you out to the holding pen where the real vetting starts.

Or really, if you haven't left already, too freaking late. Goodbye forever.

Blogger Nate73 November 12, 2019 3:22 PM  

@18: It's almost a parody of clown-world at this point. Multi-generational (((marxist))) family.

Blogger Illutionist101 November 12, 2019 3:27 PM  

If offering sex is no longer illegal, then is there such a thing as sexual harassment? You're just being very persistent about offering a person sex.

Blogger Karen took the Kids November 12, 2019 3:31 PM  

A quick search of this man confirms most if not all of your initial suspicions.

Blogger Jill in StL November 12, 2019 3:31 PM  

Brought to you by the state that made it just a misdemeanor to knowingly infect a sexual partner with your HIV without informing said partner of your HIV status - yep, you heard that right - infecting another person in California with your HIV without at least giving them a heads up and letting them decide whether they want to have sex with you is now just basically a parking ticket.

Blogger Qualitarian November 12, 2019 3:31 PM  

In the spirit of '60's protest, I propose a massive shit-in in front of every door of city offices.

Blogger Brett baker November 12, 2019 3:35 PM  

How long before it's time for SF to have a No Gated Communities law ?

Blogger Warunicorn November 12, 2019 3:35 PM  

Mr. Boudin is the kind of insect that needs a-squashin', along with his useless parents. They're just robbing oxygen.

"Quality-of-life crimes" indeed.

Blogger David Ray Milton November 12, 2019 3:42 PM  

Decriminalize drug use
Decriminalize obstruction
Theft of items must have $950 in value to be considered a felony and thereby prosecuted
Decriminalize street pissing and shitting
Decriminalize sex work
Won’t cooperate with ICE
Won’t deport illegals
Gives subsidized welcome packages to illegals
Won’t fight forest fires

Yep. California is trying to build (?) a third-world country. Schlichter is looking more right by the day.

Blogger Qualitarian November 12, 2019 3:45 PM  

I'm rewriting a Scott Mackenzie song in my head, something something San Fran Shitsco.

Blogger anorganicbear November 12, 2019 3:46 PM  

A system of government that imports millions of foreigners to rule over the native population and reject Christian values is not, and cannot, be legitimate.

Blogger BastionHarm November 12, 2019 3:48 PM  

Brett baker wrote:How long before it's time for SF to have a No Gated Communities law ?

That's certainly in the cards.

Although (((exceptions))) will be made, of course.

Blogger Robert Browning November 12, 2019 3:49 PM  

We are animals to the Jews. Animals relieve themselves in their environs. Civilized human being use toilets.

Blogger YehudaL November 12, 2019 3:50 PM  

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Blogger Newscaper312 November 12, 2019 3:51 PM  

re: @15 Unknown on "the shittery of the Commons"

Pretty sure I was never that stupid in my semi-purist Libertarian phase in college back in the 80s. Sidewalks aren't exactly the ocean or the atmosphere.

Blogger Newscaper312 November 12, 2019 3:52 PM  

If @15 is doing a subtle pitch perfect job of parodying, my apologies.

Blogger Qualitarian November 12, 2019 3:56 PM  

I left my shart in San Franshitsco.

Blogger YehudaL November 12, 2019 3:56 PM  

Dude, "Browning"? Oy vey, we totally misunderstood, sorry.
/ducks

Blogger Meng Greenleaf November 12, 2019 3:58 PM  

CA is 38% MesoAmerican - I doubt it'll remain a State by another 15 years. The real question is what to we do during the up and coming Great White Exodus?

I visited SF 30 years ago and then twice 5 years ago. SF reminds me of that good looking girl you had a crush on in High School, only to have the misfortune of meeting her again 30 years later - and she's single, desperate and doesn't mind if you urinate on her....

Blogger ThirdMonkey November 12, 2019 4:02 PM  

But don't eat a sammich on the BART platform

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFwJDRrJF3k

Blogger Dole November 12, 2019 4:04 PM  

#Diversity is a stench.

Blogger Meng Greenleaf November 12, 2019 4:27 PM  

Unknown wrote:Proper freedom, where all property is privately owned, would fix the problems of "public camping," public urination, and blocking sidewalks because the owners of this land would not allow it on their private property. Only public ownership (a contradiction) allows such outrages to happen.Maybe, maybe not. Flint is effectively 'free' in the sense that the government doesn't really govern. And, it's a poop-hole. And yet Japan probably the most realistic mix of private public, and magically, it's pretty good.

Blogger dienw November 12, 2019 4:30 PM  

Robert Browning wrote:We are animals to the Jews. Animals relieve themselves in their environs.

Bingo. Predictive programing.

Blogger JACIII November 12, 2019 4:37 PM  

Unknown wrote:Proper freedom, where all property is privately owned, would fix the problems of "public camping," public urination, and blocking sidewalks because the owners of this land would not allow it on their private property. Only public ownership (a contradiction) allows such outrages to happen.

Is this lolbertarian idiocy or parody? I can't tell anymore.

Blogger Cloudbuster November 12, 2019 4:38 PM  

menejo wrote:If offering sex is no longer illegal, then is there such a thing as sexual harassment? You're just being very persistent about offering a person sex.

If you are White, clean-cut and have a job, then it will definitely be sexual harassment. If you are dirty, homeless and preferably a minority, the cops will ignore any calls about your behavior. The pass only goes to the brown legions.

Blogger Rattlesnake_Kid November 12, 2019 4:44 PM  

I may just have to break my own moral code and organize a group urination on this person's doorstep. Such heartfelt fun is rarely had so cheap.

Blogger The Lab Manager November 12, 2019 4:47 PM  

JACIII wrote:Unknown wrote:Proper freedom, where all property is privately owned, would fix the problems of "public camping," public urination, and blocking sidewalks because the owners of this land would not allow it on their private property. Only public ownership (a contradiction) allows such outrages to happen.

Is this lolbertarian idiocy or parody? I can't tell anymore.


According to libertardians, there is nothing more libertarian than being to poop or pee in the street when you want. Plus, they also think highly of illegal immigration which the average libertardian is totally oblivious to. Heck, Robert Wenzel was crying about how the Trump administration wants to put some actual financial standards on legal immigrants. Anyway, these people are morons and then they wonder why the country continues to turn left.

Blogger Avalanche November 12, 2019 4:55 PM  

@28 "I propose a massive shit-in in front of every door of city offices."

In view of our own K-selected and health-related fastidiousness, we can HIRE the street-defecators of SF -- who are practiced enough to be considered expert -- to do so on our behalf. Win-Win-Win: the homeless filth gets some cash; we DON'T have to drop trou in public {shudder}; and city govt gets more of what it has been asking for!

Blogger VD November 12, 2019 4:57 PM  

Proper freedom, where all property is privately owned, would fix the problems of "public camping," public urination, and blocking sidewalks because the owners of this land would not allow it on their private property.

No, it would not, you moron. You clearly don't understand that MOST people around the world don't care about their private property the way you do. Try leaving white American suburbia for once and look around you.

This is not the place for libertarian utopianism.

Blogger Avalanche November 12, 2019 4:58 PM  

@52 "I may just have to break my own moral code and organize a group urination on this person's doorstep. Such heartfelt fun is rarely had so cheap."

Wear blackface; not SURE it will protect you, but it might?

Blogger bramley November 12, 2019 5:04 PM  

Where's Dirty Harry when you need him...

Blogger bramley November 12, 2019 5:06 PM  

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Blogger Daniel Babylon November 12, 2019 5:08 PM  

Vox what is your policy on us using your arguments in our own situations? Are you ok with us only citing you in written works but omitting in spoken conversation/debate?

Blogger God Emperor Memes November 12, 2019 5:20 PM  

Exactly what I was thinking.

https://youtu.be/IKFthgUbCdY

Blogger lowercaseb November 12, 2019 5:21 PM  

YIH wrote:@1 Tublecain Or shot by an arrow or two.

Hey! People keep saying do something about the homeless problem.

Blogger Ska_Boss November 12, 2019 5:23 PM  

California confirmed shithole. Here's hoping they actually do secede from the USA.

Blogger Mr.MantraMan November 12, 2019 5:23 PM  

I'm quite sure the good man Boudin only means certain areas are crime zones other areas are for the Cloud People. On another forum I wrote how Bill Ayers and his lovely cum dumpster professor of law live in a well policed neighborhood. So basically I'm saying point the social allies in the direction of those two commies' domiciles.

The Left eating one another should be our entertainment.

Blogger johndoe03526 November 12, 2019 5:37 PM  

The voters of SF know what they want.
And deserve to get it good and hard.

Blogger bodenlose Schweinerei November 12, 2019 5:52 PM  

@27 - The brilliant argument for that travesty being (sponsored by the screamingly gay Scott Weiner) is "Well, people just won't get tested if it's a felony!", because of course they're certainly not going to stop having sex just because of some lame public health issue.

@29 - There aren't any gated communities in San Francisco. They do their segregating in more subtle ways.

Blogger JovianStorm November 12, 2019 5:53 PM  

Any movie that involved activating the San Andreas fault and sliding California into the Pacific would earn billions at the box office.

But I'd feel sorry for the sea turtles.

Blogger The Lab Manager November 12, 2019 5:56 PM  

JovianStorm wrote:Any movie that involved activating the San Andreas fault and sliding California into the Pacific would earn billions at the box office.

But I'd feel sorry for the sea turtles.


What's sad is that the northern and eastern parts of the state are held hostage by the loons in Sacramento, SF, and LA. They actually do something productive when it comes to agricultural production. It's too bad we can't lose the left coast portions to the Pacific.

Blogger sammibandit November 12, 2019 6:12 PM  

This is so punk rock.

Blogger bramley November 12, 2019 6:27 PM  

JovianStorm wrote:
Any movie that involved activating the San Andreas fault and sliding California into the Pacific would earn billions at the box office.

But I'd feel sorry for the sea turtles.


How about flooding Silicon Valley instead? - https://infogalactic.com/info/A_View_to_a_Kill

Zorin was a Nazi test-tube baby! Bond shags Grace Jones! San Franpissco city officials are corrupt and on the pay-roll of the Nazi baby! So progressive!

Blogger Geir Balderson November 12, 2019 6:29 PM  

I do know that if i ran a Porta Potty business near SF that i would have a great place to dispose of the waste. Thank you Chesa! You increased my bottom line!!

Blogger Azure Amaranthine November 12, 2019 6:30 PM  

"The brilliant argument for that travesty being (sponsored by the screamingly gay Scott Weiner) is "Well, people just won't get tested if it's a felony!", because of course they're certainly not going to stop having sex just because of some lame public health issue."

At this point I figure that anyone who dies of aids contracted other than from rape or blood transfusion has it coming, and anyone trying to force the public to pay for their meds or care has an impromptu and violent death coming as well. Natural consequence.

Blogger Noah B. November 12, 2019 6:36 PM  

Decriminalizing shoplifting is going to wreck California's economy. Anyone still paying for things in a walk-in retail establishment is a sucker.

Blogger Akulkis November 12, 2019 6:40 PM  

Infants and toddlers???

In San Fransisco???

If there were actual mothers and fathers of infants, toddlees, and any otger children, this nut job would have never been elected.

The few who do have kids are derisevely referred to, with much contempt, as "breeders," or tgey ate southern and southeast asian peasants who literally grew up in filth - Indian street shitters, and the nations where. the peasants fertilize the rice paddies with raw sewage (not composted and aged manure).

Blogger Jez November 12, 2019 6:41 PM  

(((Every. Time.)))

Blogger VFM #7634 November 12, 2019 6:49 PM  

It's funny, but when I was in SF a couple years ago, I thought it smelled like a landfill. Glad (in a way) it's not just me...

Blogger BrentG November 12, 2019 6:59 PM  

Went to a SF convention about 7 years ago and the 1 mile walk from hotel to convention center smelled strongly of urine. This wasn't back alleys either this was main pedestrian thoroughfares.

Blogger Akulkis November 12, 2019 7:00 PM  

It's thE scott MacKenzie song* PLUS Eric Bourdon's San Fransiscan Nights**, which also appealed to the crazies, with the indirect allusions to sexual identity issues,cand proto-coalition of the fringes stuff.

Ivused to really like the stuff Bourdon & The Animals recorded, but the older I get, the morexI have come to despuse it, as they so often sold dystopian ideas as utopian fantasy.

* "...if you're going to San Fransisco, be sure to wear some flowers in your hair. ."

** spoken intro, as if over the PA system at an airport: "This following program is dedicated to the city and people ofcSan Fransisco, who may not know it, but they are beautiful. and sovis their city. this is a very personal song, so if the viewer cannot understand it, oarticularly those of you who ared European residents, save upcall your bread,and fly Trans-Love Airways to San Fransisco, USA. Then, maybe you'll understand this song. It will be worth it, if not for the sake of this song,vbut for the saje of your iwn piece of mind.

Blogger Doktor Jeep November 12, 2019 7:00 PM  

Can anybody tell me which Western Kings have done as much harm to their civilizations as democracy has done to ours? And by Democracy I mean not just voting. There are other forms of the crowd being in charge.
I don't want to hear of some fifth century sultan killing 6 million peasants to test a new sword. Western is key here.

Blogger Mr X November 12, 2019 7:10 PM  

Meanwhile in the city formerly known as Los Angeles:

https://www.nbclosangeles.com/news/local/diarrhea-poured-on-woman-hollywood-homeless-564585101.html

Blogger VFM #7634 November 12, 2019 7:12 PM  

I seriously doubt this is true.

For women, it will be solicitation. For men, it will be literally violent rape.


@17 CM
It would appear the term for that is "neo-abolitionism" or the "Swedish model".

Blogger Snidely Whiplash November 12, 2019 7:25 PM  

JACIII wrote:Is this lolbertarian idiocy or parody? I can't tell anymore.
MPAI, Never attribute to cleverness what is adequately explained by idiocy.

Blogger Snidely Whiplash November 12, 2019 7:26 PM  

VD wrote:This is not the place for libertarian utopianism.
There is no such place.

Blogger VFM #7634 November 12, 2019 7:35 PM  

MPAI, Never attribute to cleverness what is adequately explained by idiocy.

Or both: idiots trying to be clever.

Blogger Hammerli 280 November 12, 2019 7:51 PM  

Perhaps the time has come to declare California to be in a state of insurrection. Then turn loose the military to suppress it.

After which, it can be broken up into the states of Jefferson and California, and the San Francisco Bay and Los Angeles Territories.

Blogger Brett baker November 12, 2019 7:57 PM  

Salt the Oregon and Nevada borders with your favorite long term radioactives. Remember, it's whites allowing the problems to fester in California.

Blogger lowercaseb November 12, 2019 8:02 PM  

Hammerli 280 wrote:After which, it can be broken up into the states of Jefferson and California, and the San Francisco Bay and Los Angeles Territories

Hell...turn it into a reverse Hong Kong and lease it to the ChiComs. Between them and the HK folks trying to park their money, they already own three quarters of the houses already.

Blogger Dark glasses Woody November 12, 2019 8:50 PM  

Too many Poowillys, Femanasties and Spectrumish Atheists; oh the putrid fruits of the dysfunction pride alliance.

Blogger Doktor Jeep November 12, 2019 9:02 PM  

Remember when we imagined San Francisco as the capital of an interstellar federation dedicated to peace and science?
We were stupid.

Blogger Azimus November 12, 2019 9:59 PM  

#CaliSecedeAlreadyBuhByeCalifornia

Blogger MagnusMartel1000 November 12, 2019 11:40 PM  

As goes CA,so goes the nation.

Blogger Gen. Kong November 12, 2019 11:41 PM  

I vent my farts in San Franshitsko...

Makes one a bit sad the old super-star of the USSR newkewlar line-up, the Tsar-Bomba, is no longer available. I could think of the perfect place to test out its urban renewal capacities. Talk about a compost-heap on fire.... Just remember: They voted for this. Muh dumbocracy!

Blogger MagnusMartel1000 November 12, 2019 11:45 PM  

Don't laugh, in 5 years Conservatism Inc will be claiming that pissing and shitting in the street is a conservative value!

Blogger Gen. Kong November 12, 2019 11:54 PM  

Next time I pass through there, I'll be sure to piss on their city hall with laughter.

Now that's a fine idea indeed. Rather the expose yourself, the homeless masses yearning to pee free should be urged to go at once to City Hall to urinate and defecate at their pleasure. Given the fundamental nature of the governing grabblers, I'd not be very surprised to see there was a special exemption carefully tucked into the enforcement provision for this great enhancement of citizen experience and freedom when it involved the places where (((certain people))) were working very hard day after day at repeated hand-rubbing - rather like the famous character who rubbed an oil lamp to make the genie appear.

Blogger Angantyr November 13, 2019 12:17 AM  

Doktor Jeep wrote:Can anybody tell me which Western Kings have done as much harm to their civilizations as democracy has done to ours? And by Democracy I mean not just voting. There are other forms of the crowd being in charge.

Imperial Rome had better leadership under Nero and Caligula...

Blogger MichaelJMaier November 13, 2019 5:33 AM  

VD wrote:Proper freedom, where all property is privately owned, would fix the problems of "public camping," public urination, and blocking sidewalks because the owners of this land would not allow it on their private property.

No, it would not, you moron. You clearly don't understand that MOST people around the world don't care about their private property the way you do. Try leaving white American suburbia for once and look around you.

This is not the place for libertarian utopianism.


Even worse, SFPD is probably more likely to arrest a white man for beating someone shitting on his porch than a group of "wilding vibrant muggers".

Blogger MichaelJMaier November 13, 2019 5:39 AM  

So would soliciting urination on Town Hall be a crime as a protest? Pay homeless people $5 for a piss, $20 for a dump, so long as it's as close to the main entrance as possible?

Blogger HouellebecqGurl November 13, 2019 7:11 AM  

Yes, let's not forget Boudin's parents were domestic terrorists and that he was raised by left wing domestic terrorists, Bernadine Dorhn and Bill Ayers, AKA, Barry Obama's BFF.
Let it all burn & put a wall around California.

Blogger The Lab Manager November 13, 2019 7:37 AM  

A few weeks ago, there was a video posted of 'poor youfs' jumping the turnstiles of the BART system and not paying the fare so they could go to a $250 per head rap concert. Of course, it's lost on most people that this behavior would be far less likely among country music concert goers.

BART should also stand Blacks Always Robbing Trains. But that's da rasis to point out who causes most of the problems.

Blogger Mr.MantraMan November 13, 2019 7:59 AM  

I see the term "street shitters" bandied about quite often in ref to the Sub Continentals well folks it looks like the poo is on the other foot here.

Blogger The Cooler November 13, 2019 8:42 AM  

I feel I should have been charged for this pun/double entendre clinic, but who doesn't like free shit?

Blogger furor kek tonicus ( according to the 13th Amendment, Slavery is neither Cruel nor Unusual: MSAGA ) November 13, 2019 9:41 AM  

the fags finally did it.

they finally managed to turn ALL of San Francisco into an outdoor Bathhouse.

Blogger Tars Tarkas November 13, 2019 10:21 AM  

Acid attacks and diarrhea attacks are now #FirstWorldProblems

You wont be able to wash it off because the power is shut off because it's windy.

Next, pets will be kidnapped and used in weird religious ceremonies.

Let's not forget about rat-worship.

The joys of diversity.

Blogger mapster68 November 13, 2019 10:30 AM  

Diversity is our strength, except when it comes to the quality of life.

Blogger Avalanche November 13, 2019 11:01 AM  

@63 "What's sad is that the northern and eastern parts of the state are held hostage by the loons in Sacramento, SF, and LA"

You left out the west sides of Oregon and Washington! Californians are ALSO not required to announce their 'californication contagion' when they move away!

Blogger Avalanche November 13, 2019 11:04 AM  

@80 "and the San Francisco Bay and Los Angeles Territories."

Under TIGHT and HARSH U.S. military occupation! Duterte!

Blogger Tars Tarkas November 13, 2019 11:12 AM  

Avalanche wrote:You left out the west sides of Oregon and Washington! Californians are ALSO not required to announce their 'californication contagion' when they move away!

This is why you should have to live in a community for 3 generations before you can vote. Think of the narcissism that enables these people to mass invade an area that they like precisely because it's not liberal and then getting involved politically to make it more like the place you are fleeing.

Blogger Libertarian November 13, 2019 1:20 PM  

Portland says "Hi".

Blogger VD November 13, 2019 2:42 PM  

Vox what is your policy on us using your arguments in our own situations? Are you ok with us only citing you in written works but omitting in spoken conversation/debate?

Use them freely. No need to credit me in either case. Die Gedanken sind frei.

Blogger FUBARwest November 13, 2019 3:33 PM  

Wait, SF has legalized prostitution and crapping in the street? The wall, if/when ot gets built, needs to be longer than first thought.

A woman just had a bucket of diarrhea poured on her in California, that's going to be a recurring event.

Blogger Scott November 13, 2019 7:04 PM  

2008. The decline was there.

Blogger Scott November 13, 2019 7:08 PM  

Yes, but are they wrong?

Blogger Angantyr November 14, 2019 12:44 AM  

FUBARwest wrote:Wait, SF has legalized prostitution and crapping in the street? The wall, if/when ot gets built, needs to be longer than first thought.

Longer, and augmented with flamethrowers. Really, at this point, SF has to be nuked from orbit.

Blogger Ominous Cowherd November 14, 2019 1:15 PM  

FUBARwest wrote:A woman just had a bucket of diarrhea poured on her in California, that's going to be a recurring event.

Everybody likes free shit, right?

Blogger Monotonous Languor November 15, 2019 9:21 AM  

If today's military grunt could just walk down the streets of San Francisco, then he'd know what he's fighting for.

Blogger Paul November 16, 2019 6:32 PM  

I've never lived in "white American suburbia." I don't think many people, white suburban or otherwise, would take very kindly to a stranger crapping or camping on their front yard, but maybe things truly have degenerated to the point that I'm wrong about this.

Blogger Paul November 16, 2019 7:06 PM  

That's probably true. Let me alter my previous libertarian statement: "In a civilized society of Europeans/Americans..." Oh, never mind. I'll just go punch myself in the face! I'm guessing the SF crap app that tracks human feces locations would show that virtually all of them are on "public" property, though, but I'm willing to admit if I'm wrong.

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