Friday, December 06, 2019

The ultimate wall of text

Humanity may have reached Peak Gamma with this DOOM speedrunner's response to being caught red-handed and accused of cheating.

You humour me greatly with your arrogance and contempt, a flood of accusations born from the poison of envy and smite of disrespect. I feel both disappointment and flattery these thoughts would originate from another player who has demonstrated one of a kind talent and has accomplished the impossible, yet is apparently immune from judgement owing to their reputation, do not think your words hold more credibility just because of who you are, being more well known and what you have accomplished in breaking world records and setting ones never previously accomplished, such as with TNT and Plutonia Nightmare. With that being said I will divulge my thoughts on the serious accusations you have set forth.

I won't address the individual gameplay scenarios you've highlighted, as the foundation of your argument arises from jealously, this is clear when you contrast my success with your failure, being deluded into thinking you should have surpassed these trials yet cannot absolutely comprehend how someone else can claim victory on a consistent basis, instead I will address my playing ability. You know nothing about who I am or my history with this game, I am exceptionally talented not only at Doom, but other oldschool FPS along with videogames in general. I make speedruns and partake in Ironman out of passion for the game, it is a personal challenge in testing my playing ability to overcome arduous odds, I play for fun, it's about me vs the game and I hold no strong competitive urge or desire to be known as the best, reputation and status are not important to me but having fun is essential.

Are you serious when you can't believe someone can beat an Ironman consistently? It's just playing the game without saving or loading, do you not have a fundamental understanding of the core gameplay and how to the play game correctly? Am I the only one who can play aggressively, with an intuitive and innate ability to bend the game to their will and not panic when in a dire situation, but with tactical genius aware of my surroundings and dexterous reflexes can act in the heat of battle and overcome arduous odds? When you highlight cases of RNG, I honestly don't think about it that deeply, I'm confident in what I'm doing, I'll make a risky move and hold strong with faith. I laugh at your baseless accusations of slowdown in reference to Stardate, I'm sure other skilled players such as Mrzzul and Nevanos could playthrough Stardate casually withour prior practice or saving and get just as far. Also bear in mind that I have died in several Ironmans before, do you honestly think their was demo manipulation there?

You also demonstrate your ignorance very clearly when you admit you haven't watched my Ironman demos in full, and by watching I do mean actually studying them and assessing each scenario, bearing in mind my experience and ability at Doom which is extradonary, not skipping to a random moment and making up fabrications based on your own failures thinking oh it's impossible, their is no way any player could accomplish that. I do make mistakes, sometimes crucial ones, this is also reflected if you studied my speedruns which are far from perfect and have flaws such as missing shots, awkward movement and poor dodging, however a key skill I have is not panicing when low on health or when the circumstance is dire. Well guess what, I'm one of a kind, no one can play the game like me, every talented player and speedrunner has their own strengths and weaknesses that make them stand out.

I am deluded when you suggest someone must have prior knowledge to stand a chance of victory at Ironman. Well look at Demon of the Well, he's not a speedrunner but is known for making FDAs both blind and familiar, he has an exceptional ability at conquering maps on his first attempt, the most prominent example I can think of is rdwpa's MuMe.wad. Does that mean he cheats? Certainly not, he's a talented player who obviously has a high level of playing ability. You also have j4rio and 0xfooba who have accomplished amazing demos that haven't been set before, with the former tysons that should be impossible and the latter UV-Maxes on some the hardest maps devised and speedrun movies of Sunlust. So why would you think my speedruns are cheated, when their are fellow speedrunners who have demonstrated extraordinary playing ability, do not stream and have surpassed my demos? As I certainly have never accussed anyone else of cheating, but respect their accomplishment and admire their tenacity at conquering very hard maps and goals.

I have not shown jealously or malice towards fellow speedrunners who have surpassed my demos but silently congratulate and admire their accomplishment, in some cases publicly such as when Ancalagon went back and re-ran Combat Shock in response to when I beat his old runs. I do not look at speedrunning with a competitive eye, thinking I must have the record and surpass my competitor, instead my view is a cooperative one, it's us speedrunners against the game, building on one another's ideas and talent when a new record is set, complementing each other's unique strengths and weaknesses.

My question would be why are you accusing and targetting me specifically? I can see from the depths of your arrogance, you believe with absolute certainty you are correct and I must be a cheater with any form of rebuttal being null and void. Well let me state clearly I have nothing to gain, why would I cheat at Ironman when I have pubically stated previously I do not care about winning or if a fellow player surpasses me, this is just fun to me. For speedruns, what would be the purpose in cheating as it's a personal challenge to me, I want to demonstrate to myself I've got the skill and talent to conquer very hard maps, it's about me against the game and I don't feel jealously at a fellow speedrunner who has beaten my record. I make speedruns out of passion and love for the game and not for admiration or self flattery, as long as Andy accepts the demo for DSDA that's all I care about.

I am not going to stream as I do not care for an audience and am not influenced by the accusations of an envious stranger. I only streamed briefly for a short time in the past out of curiosity, but it does not interest me nor do I feel passion for it. I haven't watched Twitch in over a year, I was drawn to it in my spare time during the short period prior to my first full time job after finishing my studies. My life has changed a lot in the past two years and their are far more important aspects in life which draw my attention, I have little free time as well. Also you must be very self-conscious if you honestly think one has to stream their demo to demonstrate they aren't cheating, that just indicates your disrespect and distrust towards other players with exceptional playing ability, you'll never be a talented survivalist like me :)

Let me make it clear I don't give a damn what you or anyone else thinks of me, when I am passionate about a subject I will speak my mind truthfully even if it means being brash at times, both online and in real life, I won't be intimidated by anyone and will confront them with assertion and confidence. I'm here for fun, making speedruns and commenting on subjects once in a while which capture my eye.

Thank you for revealing your true colors, seething with jealously and enveloped by arrogance, you've lost what respect I had for you. If you've come to your senses you will offer an apology, take a good luck in the mirror before you make such a disgusting accusation against a fellow Doom player, who has not caused strife and discord but shows humility and respect with a care free attitude, or will you continue this charade and repeat history, replicating the case of Okuplok? If you do continue to accuse, it will be solely for my amusement as I will not take you seriously and will likely ignore you. Choose wisely.

As a general rule, anyone whose response to criticism involves attacking the critic and his motivations is likely insecure about their position and attempting to defend what they know to be indefensible. I'm not talking about simply ignoring the critic or refusing to regard the criticism as relevant, I'm talking about posturing, asserting superiority, and attempting to discredit the critic.

No one is fooled by this sort of thing, which is why I find it strange that so many people are inclined to respond in such a suboptimal manner. It was also interesting to see how the YouTuber noticed the extraordinarily similar attitudes exhibited and even phrases utilized by the cheaters, which is a strong indication that the cheaters were Gamma males.

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Blogger Shane Bradman December 06, 2019 11:01 AM  

Made it 4 words into that wall of text before recoiling

Blogger Beardy Bear December 06, 2019 11:11 AM  

There's a great Mountain Bear video in here somewhere.

Blogger David The Good December 06, 2019 11:13 AM  

"Diarrhea of the mouth," my dad would call it.

Blogger Warunicorn December 06, 2019 11:28 AM  

This is hilarious. lol


I'll take, "Most Commonly Misspelled Verbs Because Nobody Bothers To Check If It Even Looks Right," Alex.

Blogger D E K December 06, 2019 11:30 AM  

Peak Gamma - It sounds great and as a concept more real than peak oil.

Blogger An Orthodox Christian December 06, 2019 11:31 AM  

TL,DR: I'm a king!

Blogger Jonathon Davies December 06, 2019 11:32 AM  

I didn't even manage to read his wall of text to the end. Let me guess, secret king wins again?

Blogger Rakshasa December 06, 2019 11:33 AM  

While I'm loath to admit it, lately I've been listening to some youtube videos reading highlights of certain reddit threads.

Some are really good, yet inveritably you get walls of text for something that could have been a short, concise and funny story.

Who writes them? Always women or men who give of that certain miasma.

Blogger Paulito December 06, 2019 11:37 AM  

All of that text, when a simple "F you!" would have sufficed. Is this what's known as 'protesting too much'?

Blogger Andy Evick December 06, 2019 11:41 AM  

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Blogger Angantyr December 06, 2019 11:42 AM  

"Made it 4 words into that wall of text before recoiling"

Sums up my reaction as well. Life is far too short to waste time with such bloviation.

Blogger Daniel December 06, 2019 11:43 AM  


Also: egads!

Blogger Scuzzaman December 06, 2019 11:47 AM  

Lots of repetitions of “I don’t care what other people think” but also “I’ve lost what respect I had for you”. Well, why should he care about your opinion?

And stating the obvious but the repetition itself is surely an attempt to convince/console himself? It is plainly not true that one who cares nothing for others opinions goes to such extreme lengths to change them.

Blogger Barbarossa December 06, 2019 11:52 AM  

More than anything, I'm impressed with the fellow's modesty.
- I am exceptionally talented
- Am I the only one who can play aggressively with an innate ability to bend the game to their will
- If you do continue to accuse, it will be solely for my amusement...

He's going to make some inflatable doll very happy one day.

Blogger #7139 December 06, 2019 11:54 AM  

Initial reaction: What cocktail of drugs is this guy on, anyway?

Blogger Silent Draco December 06, 2019 11:57 AM  


Wile E. Coyote
Super Genius

What a maroon.

Blogger Damelon Brinn December 06, 2019 11:58 AM  

Need a Gamma Bingo card with all the tells on it. This one might fill it up, but I can't imagine reading all the way through it to find out.

Blogger xevious2030 December 06, 2019 12:05 PM  

"All of that text, when a simple "F you!" would have sufficed."

Been around a handful of good players. Your response would have been theirs. Along with a solid beat down in a game.

Blogger kurt9 December 06, 2019 12:20 PM  

You guys are actually able to read through all of this text? I couldn't.

I noticed someone else's father also call this diarrhea of the mouth. So did mine.

Blogger Crew December 06, 2019 12:21 PM  

I am deluded

Yes, you are. Very perceptive of you.

Blogger widlast washere December 06, 2019 12:21 PM  

Has to be a journalism major, low perception, bad grammar, and acts like he gets paid by the word.

Blogger HouellebecqGurl December 06, 2019 12:26 PM  

Tbh, it just reads as irrational, overly emotive woman writing.

Blogger Calvin809 December 06, 2019 12:28 PM  

The cheater template he mentioned in the video is called gamma.

Blogger Jose Miguel December 06, 2019 12:33 PM  

First draw: Limitless Text
Second: Humble Bragging.
Third: No, you are what I am, not me
Fourth: I am what I think I am
Fifth: I'm carefree and don't give a damn what others think of me.

Some old lady: BINGO!!!

Blogger RC December 06, 2019 12:34 PM  

Needs some dressing on that salad. He used 1394 words when three would have sufficed: "I am gamma."

Blogger pdwalker December 06, 2019 12:38 PM  

Bloody hell! I tried to read it all, I did. But the words just kept fogging up my brain.

Is anyone here actually capable of slogging through that wall of verbal barf? If so, you're either a better man than I, or you're a masochist.

Let's just go with better man, shall we?

Blogger tdcommenter December 06, 2019 12:39 PM  

@19 In a previous thread, someone mentioned logorrhea.

Blogger JRH, esq. December 06, 2019 12:41 PM  

At this point, I'd say a response like that should be regarded as conclusive proof of guilt.

Blogger Stg58/Animal Mother December 06, 2019 12:43 PM  


Blogger carnaby December 06, 2019 12:45 PM  

The video is super cool and worth the watch. Interesting that anyone would care enough to cheat.

Blogger furor kek tonicus ( no need to be racist, Ratchets can Karen better than anybody ) December 06, 2019 12:46 PM  

The ultimate wall of text

was it really necessary to encourage the Gaymma cheaters to exceed this effort?

*shakes head*

Blogger Steb December 06, 2019 12:49 PM  

I wish he'd streamed while he was typing this

Blogger lowercaseb December 06, 2019 12:51 PM  

I'm trying to read it, but I keep trying to take the lunch money from the computer screen, so I had to give up.

Blogger C December 06, 2019 12:56 PM  

Vox, why do you do this? I could only read one sentence before I burst a blood vessel.

Blogger mike December 06, 2019 1:16 PM  

I read the entire 100% of first paragraph. I agree with Vox on many things this is definitely one of them. Most people project their issues like black hole thermal radiation. The more they write the more you will know of things you don't want to know. If you think you're better than Vox, start your own damn blog. Responding ad hominem is allowed in my playbook if ad hominem was used against you.

Blogger MNW December 06, 2019 1:22 PM  

I applaud anyone who can get through that.

I can't

Blogger cecilhenry December 06, 2019 1:23 PM  

Let's summarize a cogent response:


Blogger GAHCindy December 06, 2019 1:23 PM  

Nobody really read that whole thing, right?

Blogger Rajadog20 December 06, 2019 1:29 PM  

Certainly not meth

Blogger A rebel without a General December 06, 2019 1:30 PM  


Blogger Joe Smith December 06, 2019 1:54 PM  

@Andy Evick It’s the Great Wall of Gamma.

Blogger AE December 06, 2019 2:01 PM  

Humanity may have reached Peak Gamma...

Gammas: "You underestimate my secret powers!"

Blogger peacefulposter December 06, 2019 2:02 PM  

This has to be a parody, no?

Blogger My Shield Is Disgust December 06, 2019 2:22 PM  

They really are midwits. They can use big words like “comprehend” and “dexterous” but they can’t string a sentence together in proper English.

Blogger Wazdakka December 06, 2019 2:35 PM  

It's a window into the mind of a person who thinks a little bit too much about themselves.

Blogger Geir Balderson December 06, 2019 2:40 PM  

I would say that is a 'stream of conscious' posting but, it would be necessary to have intelligence for that to happen. So, it is most likely cut and paste.

Blogger Azimus December 06, 2019 2:43 PM  

Don't mess with this guy he's extra-donary

Blogger Lovekraft December 06, 2019 2:58 PM  

I think Vox puts this out not to read and try to understand, but as an example. When he wants us to delve into someone's knot, we'll get the hint.

Blogger Sillon December 06, 2019 3:05 PM  


Same here I can start reading those, but after the 3rd or 4th paragraph my brain disconnects and my eyes roll.

I would like to know how VD manages...

Blogger Theproductofafineeduction December 06, 2019 3:08 PM  

Mr. Gamma, your verboseness is a waste of your time, this is exactly how far I read before I decided it wasn't worth my time.

"You humour me greatly with your arrogance and contempt"

I can only imagine that Vox read less.

Blogger Diogenes December 06, 2019 3:24 PM  

I tried to read that, I really did. Then after maybe a sentence I started skipping down to the middle paragraphs, got a couple words in there, then skipped to the end. Good Lord above, this guy wasted all that time and effort on "No you!"

Blogger Hoyabembe December 06, 2019 3:34 PM  

It's rather like a twisted imitation of what a busy higher ranking male would do when challenged.

Blogger Doctor Mayhem December 06, 2019 3:36 PM  

No shit. Someone needs to make a tl;dr.

Here, lemme try.
TL;DR - Gamma fag tries to damn hard.

Blogger Balkan Yankee December 06, 2019 3:47 PM  

Cry me a text river. Just not the Amazon.

Blogger Starboard December 06, 2019 3:48 PM  

Okay, I read through it all, but it took a couple tries. I can't decide if he's an evil antagonist caught monologuing, a fedor tipper, or a full musketeer cosplay m'lady flourisher. But one thing is for sure, there's plenty of flounce and declarations of IDGAF while protestesting too much.

The only thing in his favor, if he is to be believed, is that he recently graduated and got his first job. Maybe he'll grow up.

Blogger Yarnwinder December 06, 2019 4:06 PM  

Isn't this why emoticons were invented? This all could be condensed to


Blogger VFM Bear December 06, 2019 4:28 PM  

In some high school a locker is missing it's nerd.

Blogger CCP December 06, 2019 4:39 PM  

A 1516 word wall of gamma text. A new record!

Blogger Skyler the Weird December 06, 2019 4:50 PM  

Someone actually read that entire screed? My eyes ached after the first paragraph.

Blogger Theproductofafineeduction December 06, 2019 4:57 PM  

Given what we know about gammas you know what is really funny? While Non-gammas aren't going to spend their time reading such a diatribe sent their way but I bet a gamma recieving such a screed would read every single word seething in anger because they just cant help themselves.

Blogger bodenlose Schweinerei December 06, 2019 5:09 PM  

"You humour me greatly" sounds very like something Elvis used to say, the rest is just the grandiloquent vomit of a chronic masturbator.

Blogger JAG December 06, 2019 5:58 PM  

Three Herculean tasks for gammas:

1) Get Laid

2) Take an "L"

3) Be Brief

Blogger Doktor Jeep December 06, 2019 6:00 PM runners.... Must...not...

Honestly I most of them are omegas due to the levels of isolation it takes to play the same game over and over and over. There is nobody around to observe and conclude "I think this guy lost his marbles".

Blogger michimartini December 06, 2019 6:00 PM  

I lost it at "pubically". How can you pubically state something when you don't even have pubes?

Blogger exfarmkid December 06, 2019 6:47 PM  

Dear Lord, that was....amazing!

Blogger Shoji Kahn December 06, 2019 6:58 PM  

If you want to see a case study in Gammahood, watch the latest Joe Rogan podcast where one of the producers of the vegan propaganda film Game Changers debates someone who debunked the film. The producer is a textbook Gamma that debates like a triggered, passive-aggressive emotional woman. It's embarrassing.

Blogger Brick Hardslab December 06, 2019 7:12 PM  

What the hell is he talking about? I don't even know who is taking to whom.

Blogger bobby December 06, 2019 7:34 PM  

For what may be an example of even peaker Gamma, I had to mention the sad saga of Billy Mitchell's falsified Donkey Kong scores. How do you attempt to exonerate yourself after clear evidence of cheating*? A 156 page 'evidence package' submitted to Twin Galaxies via your lawyer. Then there's some hour long video (from SFGE 2018) of lip-smacking NPD. It's entirely the 'posturing' and 'asserting superiority' mentioned.

It's TMI even for most DK players, but there for the curious: See 'The evidence against Billy Mitchell' and for more.

* In brief, Billy's "arcade" WR (former) was proved to have been recorded from MAME. Simple, clear-cut, but he's still tops and here's why ...

Blogger Jay Will December 06, 2019 8:43 PM  

The more he writes the more he convinces himself how right he is.

Blogger jarheadljh December 06, 2019 9:07 PM  

No. I'm not reading that. I'll take your word for it.

Blogger Argus Bacchus December 06, 2019 9:22 PM  

"Let me make it clear I don't give a damn what you or anyone else thinks of me,..."

Sure, pal.

We're totally convinced.

Blogger John Rockwell December 06, 2019 9:27 PM  

Men who consider themselves superior by birth and not by actual achievement are Gammas.

Blogger Paul Fallavollita December 06, 2019 9:29 PM  

I made it to the part where he said "I have little free time." I can see why.

Blogger 1LLoyd December 06, 2019 9:37 PM  

I was worried about me when I realized that I had made it almost two paragraphs into the text. Then I saw that a few others read at least a paragraph. Then I tried reading the first sentence of the paragraphs. Still quit before the end. All those words without saying anything. Texans would say "all hat, no cattle."

Blogger ScottC December 06, 2019 10:00 PM  

He knew you wouldn't read all that. It's a way of peppering someone into submission, so when you don't answer him he can declare victory.

Blogger CCP December 06, 2019 10:14 PM  

Is Billy Mitchell for real though? I think he might be a Ted Dibiase WWF type character

Blogger wreckage December 07, 2019 12:56 AM  

@44; Make no mistake. This guy is not a midwit. The first malapropism is in the first sentence. His word usage and sentence structure are both poor; he is reaching for a well-educated midwit vocabulary and failing.

Blogger Azimus December 07, 2019 1:00 AM  

Possibly, exceptvthat by reading only 10% of it you have 95% of the content and the rest is repitition

Blogger wreckage December 07, 2019 1:01 AM  

My evidence: I test about 115-119 on pattern matching, I test about 120 on vocabulary-proxy IQ. This puts me pretty much at classical, definitive midwittery in terms of composition and English usage.

If I read my own text and it looked like this jumble of incompetence, I would kill myself.

Blogger damaris.tighe December 07, 2019 1:48 AM  

I would encourage him to submit this as a Cultural Studies Ph.D thesis.

Blogger xavier December 07, 2019 3:01 AM  

Good Lord. The guy's brain bad à spasm and proviked a spurge flood. This is peak logorrehea.
Man what burden to be a gamma

Blogger Peawiddy December 07, 2019 4:00 AM  

What is this - the short attention span Olympics? There is gold in there, if you are just willing to invest the effort. I'm disappointed.

Prime example being "pubically stated I do not care if somebody surpasses me."

Although I have just noticed another commenter picked up on that, too, in fairness.

Admittedly, I didn't quite make it to the end...

Blogger aleph_0 December 07, 2019 10:47 AM  

He sounds like John Brennan's twitter feed

Blogger Avalanche December 07, 2019 1:38 PM  

@3 "Diarrhea of the mouth," my dad would call it."

David the Good:
You left out the other half: "constipation of the brain."

Blogger Jill in StL December 07, 2019 1:50 PM  

I'm not a gamer, so I cannot pretend to understand the ins and outs of this ridiculously long gamma wall of text - my only thought when reading through it was "Methinks the gamma doth protest too much." In other words, in a language that I can understand, that makes him a BFL (big fat liar).

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