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Saturday, February 15, 2020

A dangerous choice

Mini-Mike is reportedly considering Hillary Clinton as his potential running mate and successor:
Mike Bloomberg is considering making Hillary Clinton his running mate, a source close to his campaign has told Drudge Report. Polling found the Bloomberg-Clinton combination would be a formidable force to take on Trump in the race for the White House, the source said.

Former New York City Mayor and Democratic candidate Bloomberg is said to be considering even changing his official residence from New York to Colorado or Florida - where he also has homes - because the electoral college makes it difficult for US president and vice-president to reside in the same state.

Under the Twelfth Amendment to the US Constitution, which provides the procedure for electing the president and vice-president, it states that the two people could not both inhabit the same state as the elector.
That's remarkable. I mean, I know Mini-Mike is amoral, evil, and short, but he never struck me as being particularly suicidal. This would appear to indicate that either Bloomberg has terminal cancer or he knows he can't possibly win.

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Blogger Shane Bradman February 15, 2020 11:47 AM  

Crooked Hillary as a running mate would be a bigger blunder than being born as a little person.

Blogger Dave February 15, 2020 11:48 AM  

William Henry Harrison served the shortest tenure in office. As the ninth president of the United States, he died of typhoid, pneumonia or paratyphoid fever 31 days into his term.

Mini Mike going for a new record. Would he even survive a month, or a week in office?

Blogger Cataline Sergius February 15, 2020 11:52 AM  

I can see where he's coming from.

He jumped in so late, his only real shot at the nomination is a brokered convention.

Which is indeed quite possible given the rules the Bernie Bros imposed on the the Democrats this year.

However, if there is a brokered convention his biggest obstacle becomes Hill-dawg is going to want the brass ring for herself.

I think this is a foolish effort to get her on his side and it's going to be met with the same enthusiasm Obama had for being Hillary's Vice President way back when.

Blogger furor kek tonicus ( no need to be racist, Ratchets can Karen better than anybody ) February 15, 2020 11:56 AM  

there hasn't even been a primary delegate awarded too, or even a vote cast for, Mini Mike. and he's already going to appoint his Veep running mate?

women hope he's not this premature in the bedroom.

Blogger Fargoth February 15, 2020 11:58 AM  

Trump emotionally activating millions of short hispanic voters + Bloomberg/Hillary ticket sounds like the only shot Dems could conceivably have at the presidency

Blogger Akulkis February 15, 2020 12:04 PM  

Suicidal is the first word I thought as I finished reading the first sentence.

You gotta wonder about a guy who hates Trump so much he's willing to risk his life AND have his killer/successor start a war with Russia IN RUSSIA'S BACK YARD with American troops at the end of an 8,000 mile supply line easily interdicted submarines from torpedoes.

Since the day Obama nominated her for his Secretary of State, I'm fully convinced that his purpose was none other than that he could tell her to get on an international flight to anywhere on the planet at a moment's notice, as his means of keeping her from successfully setting up a plot against him.

Blogger Ingot9455 February 15, 2020 12:10 PM  

And here I heard that Mitt Romney was angling to go for Dem Vice-President so as to add crossover appeal that would never happen.

Blogger buzzardist February 15, 2020 12:12 PM  

Any "reportedly" articles about running mate choices are, at this point, merely posturing for the primaries. This is aimed at knocking Klobuchar out of the race. Bloomberg is hurrying to solidify the party elites around him, and floating Hillary Clinton's name is a way to do that, as well as an angle to attract women's votes. Biden has already imploded, as Biden always does in presidential primaries. Warren isn't gaining traction. Those who control the party do not want Sanders, and they don't believe in Buttigieg, but they are running out of options. Of the two remaining viable mainstream candidates, either Klobuchar or Bloomberg will emerge as the consensus party choice, who will then have to deal with any remaining weird, radical, populist choices. Bloomberg wants to narrow the race into a three-way contest among Sanders, Buttigieg, and himself, after which he merely has to maintain an image as the most electable and only sane choice against the gay-boy wonder and the old Jewish commie. That shouldn't be so hard, should it? After that, any vice presidential musings will be looking forward to the general election, not trying to seal up the nomination.

One can see why Bloomberg favors gun control, though. Should he succeed in the above, the Bernie bros will have it out for him. Hillary might never get a shot at him because bitter Sanders radicals will have done the job first.

Blogger Homesteader February 15, 2020 12:18 PM  

No.

Him and Trump are secret buddies;
As Gollum served Frodo's purpose,
Mikey will serve Trump's, and drag The Bitch into the Fire.

Blogger TheMaleRei February 15, 2020 12:22 PM  

That would be a smooth brain potato decision, if there ever was one.

Blogger Rakshasa February 15, 2020 12:37 PM  

If you run for president, you can't be charged with crimes.

GEOTUS is going to win anyway, so don't assume they are aiming for the presidency.

Blogger Doktor Jeep February 15, 2020 12:37 PM  

This is probably a move to protect Hilary from prosecution, or protect the Clinton foundation. The idea being, their fellow travelers in the media will be poised, talking points at the ready, to accuse the president with election tampering or revenge if any charges come to Clinton. They might even try to declare that the election cannot happen, and therefore there cannot be a president nor VP, and put Pelosi in charge.
Trump has to get AG Wormtongue out of his ear and act soon or it will be too late. Trump is being a retard on this. No wonder he says "You're fired" a lot. His hiring practices suck, and on the level of "lose your nation" suck.

Blogger Don't Call Me Len February 15, 2020 12:38 PM  

Imagine the look of terror on his wrinkled little vizog if she accepts this offer.

Blogger vmax71 February 15, 2020 12:39 PM  

REPLY TO POST 2: I would not even think it would be in terms of lasting shorter than Harrison. Hilary would have him killed the month before the election and then use his death as a rallying cry.

Blogger Ska_Boss February 15, 2020 12:42 PM  

Classic diaspora, changing his permanent residence to suit his current political aims.

Blogger Mr.MantraMan February 15, 2020 12:44 PM  

Fossilized Sam Donaldson endorsed Bloomie.

Blogger Azimus February 15, 2020 12:51 PM  

Man even the black guy knew not to make The Hag VP...

Blogger Geir Balderson February 15, 2020 12:51 PM  

I never believed a Munchkin could ever jump in bed with the evil Witch of the East

Blogger Azimus February 15, 2020 12:54 PM  

He would certainly have inhaled the Polonium before the sun rose on his electoral victory, should he manage to beat the GE and Hillary was his running mate...

Blogger Stilicho February 15, 2020 12:54 PM  

More likely to be michelle obama

Blogger Lazarus February 15, 2020 1:05 PM  

Hillary is 5'5"(19.69R) or 5'4"(19.39R) depending on who is reporting. They would look like a Munchkin tag team, but mini-Mike can't afford a tall running mate.

Blogger doctrev February 15, 2020 1:07 PM  

Homesteader wrote:No.

Him and Trump are secret buddies;

As Gollum served Frodo's purpose,

Mikey will serve Trump's, and drag The Bitch into the Fire.


I've heard dumber theories. Bloomberg being a deliberate spoiler would explain a lot.

Blogger pdwalker February 15, 2020 1:08 PM  

Bwahahaahahaha! He'd be dead within a week or two, accidental death by falling off his bed, getting entangled in his sheets and not being tall enough to get out of it.

Blogger jarheadljh February 15, 2020 1:10 PM  

That was my first thought - who's dumb enough to sign up to be one poisoned cup of coffee between Hillary and The Precious?

Second thought, they have to know that they absolutely cannot win. This is gonna to cost Bloomberg a very lot of non-tax deductible money units, so is he buying himself a legal defense against The Storm? If so then it appears the enemy has more faith in Trump & Q than the rank and file do right now.

Blogger Skyler the Weird February 15, 2020 1:37 PM  

Bloomberg did not commit suicide.

Blogger Daniel February 15, 2020 1:48 PM  

Did he hire Seth Rich as campaign advisor?

Blogger Derrick Bonsell February 15, 2020 2:02 PM  

Rumor is that Bernie is going to promise to appoint a special prosecutor to investigate Bloomberg for campaign finance violation.

However on the topic of this, I can't see him appointing Hillary as his running mate, or even less likely that she'd accept it. Now it is possible that he would appoint her then withdraw and let her run but I can't see her playing second fiddle. Nor can I see her being the running mate as being beneficial to the ticket.

Blogger HouellebecqGurl February 15, 2020 2:03 PM  

Subtract a couples cf inches off of whatever height she was, because age robs you of a few, especially women.
Hil and Mike would look like members of the Lolliop Guild if he got the nom & picked her, next to Pence & Trump.
I am very skeptical about this rumor,anyway. I've seen no previous signs of Bloomberg having a death wish. He of all people should be well aware of the Clinton death toll.

Blogger Redbeard February 15, 2020 2:04 PM  

Oh god, I hope this happens. I want to see Hillary and Bloomberg stand together in a picture. I bet Hillary has a good 4 inches on Mike.

Blogger Lance E February 15, 2020 2:08 PM  

> Polling found the Bloomberg-Clinton combination would be a formidable force to take on Trump in the race for the White House

Ah yes, those must be the same polls that predicted a landslide Hillary win in 2016, a massive blue wave in 2018, and Joe Biden to sweep the Democratic primaries. Keep up the excellent work, pollsters!

Blogger Mr Smith February 15, 2020 2:16 PM  

Is "Bloomberg Didn't Kill Himself" trending yet?

Blogger jmg February 15, 2020 2:16 PM  

it's a money maker for him, along with potential influence even if they/he comes up short. quick joke, how can you tell the difference between a walrus and a bull lesbian. one has a beard and tusks , and well the other is a walrus.

Blogger traderdoc February 15, 2020 2:32 PM  

If real, it's a stunning globalist Hail Mary, reaking of desperation.

As an economics question, is CoronaVirus the coffin nail for globalism?

Blogger The Pitchfork Rebel February 15, 2020 2:41 PM  

So Hillary, America's poster child for female self-sufficiency is going to accept ANOTHER position courtesy of a powerful male? First Lady: Bill Clinton, Secretary of State: Barack Obama, now VP: Mini-Mike?

So many questions?

Does he feel invulnerable?

How do they hide her incontinence, nystagmus and ataxia?

Michelle said no?

Is this secretly a pact to make Nancy Pelosi President?

Blogger Cinco February 15, 2020 2:42 PM  

Can you imagine the headline the day after Bloomberg-Clinton win the presidency? “Bloomberg Commits Suicide by Shooting Self in Head Three Times”

Blogger rikjames.313 February 15, 2020 2:45 PM  

Poor Mike, accidentally locked himself in his sauna, hung himself, and dropped a weight on his neck at the same time. All the evening after the House voted to accept the electoral college results

Blogger Karen took the Kids February 15, 2020 3:24 PM  

"Polling found the Bloomberg-Clinton combination would be a formidable force to take on Trump in the race for the White House"

Bloomberg polling his employees again.

Polling also gave Hillary a 98% chance in 2016. Who is actually answering or taking these things seriously?

Blogger papabear February 15, 2020 3:41 PM  

Mikey Mike wishes he was as tall as Tom Cruise.

Blogger kurt9 February 15, 2020 3:43 PM  

Mini-Mike? Little Gay Pete? You guys crack me up!

Blogger Up from the pond February 15, 2020 4:00 PM  

If true, Mini Mike should avoid being alone in his personal work-out room, "lifting weights" late at night or early in the morning. That's when a number of "tragic accidental deaths" of people inconvenient to Billarycrats have happened before. Mini Mike seems like the kind of guy who hangs upside down for hours to gain a Rogan, though, so the she-devil may jump at his offer of Veep.

Blogger Daniel February 15, 2020 4:10 PM  

Bloomberg didn't kill himself.

Yet.

Blogger lowercaseb February 15, 2020 4:10 PM  

Don't want no short presidents 'round here!

Blogger Damelon Brinn February 15, 2020 4:24 PM  

I've been predicting another Hillary run for over two years, but I wasn't expecting it to happen that way.

"Polling found the Bloomberg-Clinton combination would be a formidable force to take on Trump"

Well, relative to the rest of the idiots they have to choose from, that might be true. Many Democrats still believe Hillary won in 2016 if not for Russian meddling, so if they just keep a closer eye on Putin this time, why couldn't she win? They think she deserves it the same way they think women and minorities deserve STEM jobs and Academy Awards, but I don't see that generating much enthusiasm if she's only the VP.

Blogger R Devere February 15, 2020 4:43 PM  

Dear Mikey,

So sorry to learn of your unfortunate suicide next December. And I recall that red tie was your favorite, too! I always knew that doorknob was dangerous.

Love,
Hill

Blogger cyrus83 February 15, 2020 4:56 PM  

Maybe this is just the trial balloon being floated to nominate Clinton for the top of the ticket at a brokered convention. Bloomberg has to know that having her as VP means he'd be dead inside of 24 hours after having been sworn in from suspicious circumstances.

Blogger Silent Draco February 15, 2020 5:34 PM  

I thought the game was Kingmaker, not Cro ... er, Queenmaker.

Blogger liberranter February 15, 2020 5:56 PM  

Hil and Mike would look like members of the Lolliop Guild if he got the nom & picked her, next to Pence & Trump.

I'm sure that as we are now discussing this somebody is putting together a satiric video with exactly this theme. I can't wait to see it.

Also, it's probably just a matter of time before the last vestiges of the mask slip off of the Deep State Democrats and one of them actually passionately and publicly repeats Stalin's famous maxim "IT'S NOT WHO VOTES THAT COUNTS, BUT WHO COUNTS THE VOTES!!!!"

Blogger Meng Greenleaf February 15, 2020 6:48 PM  

Bloomberg would probably be Akincided within a year.

Blogger jeffinjapan February 15, 2020 7:11 PM  

This indicates that these leftists elites are so far removed from reality that it boggles the mind.

Blogger Bobiojimbo February 15, 2020 8:08 PM  

Bloomberg + Clinton = Bush + Cheney, only worse, if you ask me. I hope he does it. Beating Clinton twice would be icing on the cake.

Blogger cecilhenry February 15, 2020 8:41 PM  

So Hillary, what's it like to be on a ticket with a candidate who's looked up to you his whole life?

Blogger Crew February 15, 2020 9:32 PM  

Is it Death Wish 1 or Death Wish 100?

Blogger Akulkis February 15, 2020 10:13 PM  

"Bwahahaahahaha! He'd be dead within a week or two, accidental death by falling off his bed, getting entangled in his sheets and not being tall enough to get out of it."

with the sheet tied to a bedpost, and the whole thing ruled "accidental death by autoerotic asphyxiation"*... and 2 shots to the back of the head, just to make sure.


* Has ANYbody, ANYwhere, at ANY time, ever even once said to himself, "He, I bet I could get off if I strangled myself!"

Conclusion: Even Michael Hutchence was murdered by this cult of ghouls.

Blogger LSWCHP February 15, 2020 10:43 PM  

From an intersectional point of view, making fun of Mr Bloomberg due to his tallness deficiency is extremely problematic.

Please carry on.

Blogger The Engineer February 15, 2020 10:59 PM  

Wouldn't he simply have to quit? He'd be back at home. She'd be president. The campaign would reimburse his expenses. All's well.

Blogger John Rockwell February 15, 2020 11:08 PM  

Also Pete Buttplug pretends to be his dogs:
https://twitter.com/mooncult/status/1228803049579134976

One of his letters to his supporters:
https://twitter.com/mooncult/status/1228871102216069120

Blogger Quadko February 16, 2020 12:07 AM  

Campaign bumper sticker: Vote Bloomberg for first female president!

Blogger CostelloM February 16, 2020 1:43 AM  

Oh I am so in on this! What's the current over / under on how long after the election before Bloomberg "kills himself"? If he even gets within a country mile of a small plane he's a goner.

Blogger Raker_T February 16, 2020 2:07 AM  

Am I right in thinking that Russian Roulette leaves one with an 83.4% chance of survival? This looks way worse. Maybe it's a twisted campaign theme: BLOOMBERG! Bold, courageous, daring . . .nothing left to lose.

Blogger Akulkis February 16, 2020 3:37 AM  

Conclusion: Buttplug isn't only a "married" fag, he's also a furry.

Blogger Azure Amaranthine February 16, 2020 9:05 AM  

"Am I right in thinking that Russian Roulette leaves one with an 83.4% chance of survival?"

Assuming it's a six round revolver and there's only one round chambered. There are other variants of it.

Blogger Ominous Cowherd February 16, 2020 1:18 PM  

Azure Amaranthine wrote:"Am I right in thinking that Russian Roulette leaves one with an 83.4% chance of survival?"

Assuming it's a six round revolver and there's only one round chambered. There are other variants of it.

For instance, there is a deterministic version which uses a semiautomatic with a single round in the magazine.

Blogger Azure Amaranthine February 16, 2020 4:24 PM  

Also the version with the gun to the back of the head and the trigger pulled twice with multiple rounds loaded, even if the first pull fires.

Blogger RobertT February 16, 2020 5:16 PM  

If he was elected, he wouldn't last a week.

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