Wednesday, February 26, 2020

They should totally run the country

The US electorate just got a good look at what the Democrats have to offer them:
Democratic presidential candidates got into a series of angry and personal exchanges at Tuesday night's debate in Charleston – with Bernie Sanders attacking Mike Bloomberg for being a billionaire, Bloomberg labeling Sanders as Vladimir Putin's favorite and a trio of candidates blasting Bloomberg for his 'racist' stop-and-frisk policy.

It was the kind of full-on circular firing squad that commentators had warned might be coming in South Carolina, with Joe Biden's 'firewall' claims on the line and Sanders having the potential to pad his delegate lead in the rush to Super Tuesday.

The debate featured chaotic exchanges where multiple candidates sought to talk over each other, with CBS moderators Norah O'Donnell and Gayle King losing all control of the discussion about 40 minutes into the debate, either failing to referee or being completely ignored by the over-eager candidates.

Candidates flouted 75-second response times, cut each other off, and yelled out retorts out of turn. 'Not true,' interjected Sanders when Amy Klobuchar questioned how he'll pay for his programs. 'Can I say something?' pleaded hedge funder Tom Steyer later in the heated exchange. 'Let me go,' he demanded.

'Excuse me, can I respond to the attack?' Sanders inquired when Pete Buttigieg went after him. 'Listen to the moderator, guys,' Sanders schooled the group. 'Hello?' chimed in Biden.

Then the former vice president complained when he finally got called on. 'Whoa. Whoa. Whoa,' he said. 'I guess the only way you do this is jump in and speak twice as long as you should.' Later, he boiled over and announced he would defy the unenforced rules. 'I'm not out of time. You spoke over time and I'm going to talk,' Biden said.
The problem, of course, is that MPAI, and the US electorate has never been less intelligent or more short-term time-preferenced in its history. And the first fake poll is out, which is obviously meaningless because it leaves out Bloomberg and has Steyer at 15 percent. The only thing significant about it is that it confirms that the media prefers Biden to Sanders.

  • 27% Creepy Joe
  • 23% The Socialist Jew
  • 15% The Other Rich Guy
  • 09% Little Gay Pete
  • 08% Fauxahauntas
  • 05% The Jewess (soccer mom edition)

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Blogger Balkan Yankee February 26, 2020 6:02 AM  

Metastasis. From candidates to clowns. That's what the country witnessed last night.

Blogger #7139 February 26, 2020 6:08 AM  

The Democratic debates should be moderated by 5th graders who would totally mock them and tell the candidates to shut up.

Blogger Cinco February 26, 2020 6:12 AM  

I think it leaves out Bloomberg because he is not in the ballot in South Carolina. One has to wonder what his actual plan was for this primary.

Blogger Monotonous Languor February 26, 2020 6:16 AM  

For the next Democrat debate, here's a handy checklist to use whenever you hear one of the candidates say something (copy, paste, modify as required).

1. manufactured meme
2. anecdotal narrative
3. hyperbolic delusion
4. ephemeral boogeyman
5. sweeping generalization
6. logical fallacy
7. bloated definition
8. raw power grab

Blogger Akulkis February 26, 2020 6:27 AM  

The Democrat's best strategy would be to force an embargo on the candidates right now, and have all of the primaries be on the basis of what is known about them right now, because the more exposure they get, the less anybody likes them, even lifelong Democrats.

Blogger Brett baker February 26, 2020 6:36 AM  

If Biden wins the nomination, it will prove that the DNC is a branch of Big Media.

Blogger D E K February 26, 2020 6:45 AM  

I find it interesting how the fact, that two Jews are in the race, and one of them the frontrunner is omitted. I cannot remember being mentioned only once in any of the European media.

Blogger Lazarus February 26, 2020 7:00 AM  

How many Jews in America?

150 million?

Blogger The Lab Manager February 26, 2020 7:03 AM  

Sure wish I could vote for a candidate that wants to put illegal aliens first over a citizen, take away guns, raise taxes,provide more free stuff for not only illegals but the current derelict welfare population, loves pedophiles and transweirdos or other degenerate freaks, and wants to give criminals, especially minority ones a pass.

It's amazing a damn communist or is (((commmunist))) can even get a hearing, but such is the level of disregard for what country was founded upon.

Blogger Unknown February 26, 2020 7:26 AM  

Conventional wisdom has the other (((rich))) guy buying everything and handing it to the serial rapists wife in return for a vice presidency he doesnt suicide through.

Blogger bodenlose Schweinerei February 26, 2020 7:27 AM  

Wait, Steyer's still in the race?

The whole thing is further proof that not only MPAI, but most people are still toddlers who can't sit still during story time.

Blogger The Kurgan February 26, 2020 7:28 AM  

The US elections over the last few years have made me almost proud of the banana republic shaming joke that have been Italian elections for pretty much all the years since the end of the second world war to very shortly before Salvini appeared.

I mean, we had idiots, thieves, outright fraudsters and criminals running govermnet for decades, but not actual serial killers like Bill and Hitlery, outright insane ones, gay muslims "married" to transvestites, public pedophiles, mass-murdering wanna be "socialists" and race-impersonating unhinged cretins.

I mean, did a circus somewhere lose all its freaks?

Blogger widlast washere February 26, 2020 7:39 AM  

If any one of those blithering idiots ever became president the damage they would cause would take decades to repair. All of their so called plans are destructive to the point of insanity.

Blogger Macs February 26, 2020 7:40 AM  

I was enjoying the recaps of these trainwrecks on YouTube, but they have not been putting them up of late. Now why would that be?

Blogger Mr.MantraMan February 26, 2020 7:42 AM  

Think of the narrative, at this rate of degeneration I'm not sure the conservatives will be able to take it seriously, and that is their one job, legitimize the Left.

Outside that the observation of low IQ and high time preference vibe is off the charts. Anyway I like the looks of rich whites and fellow whites making song and dance magic to the coloreds, given time once the magic wears off the cannibals will turn on the wizards.

Blogger Doktor Jeep February 26, 2020 7:44 AM  

Is "Steyer" a Swahili word for "placeholder"? Literally who?

Blogger peacefulposter February 26, 2020 7:52 AM  

The Socialist Jew

Bolshevik Bernie has a nicer ring to it.

Blogger Damelon Brinn February 26, 2020 8:07 AM  

It's like the meeting at the beginning of Major League:

"I never heard of half these guys, and the other half are way past their prime."
"Most of these guys never had a prime."
"This one here is dead."
"Well, cross him off then."

Blogger Stilicho February 26, 2020 8:13 AM  

I doubt Steyer could get 15% support in his own family. Looks like another trial balloon.

Blogger SDaly February 26, 2020 8:18 AM  

Is Klobuchar Jewish? She definitely has the look and mannerisms, but what I read about her said she was close to the Minnesota Jewish community, but not Jewish herself.

Blogger Bucephalus February 26, 2020 8:19 AM  

3 on the Supreme Court, 2 at least seeking the democratic nomination, %2 of the population overachieving bunch, aren’t they?

Blogger Gianna February 26, 2020 8:29 AM  

Well it's certainly not 2%.

Blogger Ominous Cowherd February 26, 2020 8:31 AM  

Longtime Lurker wrote:Metastasis. From candidates to clowns.
I thought ``that should be metamorphosis,'' then I realized that metastasis is the perfect term for those cancers upon the corpse of the Republic.

Blogger Azimus February 26, 2020 8:34 AM  

It should be noted that all these millionaires and billionaires (and gay mayor pete) are perfectly wonderful, kind, compassionate people who totally get you and just want to help. But there is a spectre, a boogeyman working his dark arts over the campaign, over the debates, and over the entire country: literally Hitler, President Donald J Trump. It was his fault that everyone was acting like a jackass, him and his legions of racist homophobe vampires. If only they were gone, if only they were all arrested and gone, then we could have bliss and peace. Thats all we need children. Let us go forward together and put them in the concentration camps they surely intended for the brown people they despise, and peace and unlimited prosperity can be yours! (Sings 'we shall overcome')

Blogger Doktor Jeep February 26, 2020 8:36 AM  

Klobuchar sounds more Klingon than Jew.

Blogger James Dixon February 26, 2020 8:40 AM  

The only real surprise is Fauxahauntus having been ousted from the top four by Bloomers. It looks very much like it's Breadline Bernie's race to lose.

Blogger Barefoot Bear February 26, 2020 8:59 AM  

Mother's last name: Heuberger.

Blogger Barefoot Bear February 26, 2020 9:00 AM  

It's as if theit

Blogger VFM #7634 February 26, 2020 9:13 AM  


Paternal grandparents were Slovene, maternal “from Switzerland”, according to Wikipedia. Of course, that could mean Swiss Jewish.

Blogger Ledford Ledford February 26, 2020 9:26 AM  

Go Creepy Joe! Creeping to the convention!
If you can vote in Democratic primaries, vote Joe. It's the best chance for a brokered convention, and the least bad alternative in case of a Democratic victory in November. Biden's an incompetent blowhard who could probably screw up open borders. Bloomberg's a good manager, so you don't want him.

Biden/Biden, Joe and Hunter, 2020!

Blogger flyingtiger February 26, 2020 9:28 AM  

Misprint: You meant R-U-I-N the country.

Blogger awildgoose February 26, 2020 9:35 AM  

One of the scariest trends in last night's debate were the repeated comments about, "Americans AND Republicans (conservatives)."

And these people are trying to sell themselves as Centrists and uniters of the country?

I have some oceanfront property in Wyoming to sell anyone who believes that.

Blogger MortemTyrannus February 26, 2020 9:56 AM  

Little Gay Pete = Open Homo Closeted CIA

Blogger Dos Voltz February 26, 2020 9:58 AM  

I remember the good ol' days when we had standards. They didn't let simpletons, morons, idiots or retards vote. I don't know how they did it, but they did it. Nowadays, if you breathe, you vote.

Also used to be blood tests before marriage, to make sure you didn't propagate diseased offspring or more idiots. I think that's gone too.

And if a new disease popped up, there was QUARANTINE. Which absolutely trumped civil rights. I know the AIDS crisis ended this gem, as gays refused to allow health officials to close down the glory hole bath houses because it was a bigoted attack on "muh civil rights." Thanks, queers!

Everything went to shit after Hart-Celler. The standards in place in our society had to be lowered and then removed altogether, because the incoming hordes could not - and cannot - achieve, conduct themselves, or perform at that level.

This is how we got Obama, and when Trump's gone we'll get Ru Paul to lead us, or worse. Eventually we'll devolve into South Africa.(Unless we fire up those helicopters, soonish...)

Blogger MortemTyrannus February 26, 2020 9:58 AM  

How many Jews do we have on this ship anyhow?


I knew it. I'm surrounded by jews!

Blogger Balkan Yankee February 26, 2020 10:00 AM  

@17: "Bolshevik Bernie has a nicer ring to it."

It does. But the kiddies have no clue what a Bolshevik is.

@23: ". . . metastasis is the perfect term for those cancers . . ."

Clown Carbuncles!

Blogger Mocheirge February 26, 2020 10:00 AM  

peacefulposter wrote:The Socialist Jew

Bolshevik Bernie has a nicer ring to it.

Bourgeois Bernie is more biting.

Blogger SciVo February 26, 2020 10:07 AM  

I think she sounds more Pokemon. "Karen-char, I choose you!"

Blogger Glaivester February 26, 2020 10:21 AM  


"I find it interesting how the fact, that two Jews are in the race, and one of them the frontrunner is omitted."

2 and 1/2 Jews.
(((Sanders))) ((Bloomberg))) and (((Steyer.

And yes, I think that Bloomberg was left off of this poll because he is not on the ballot on South Carolina.

"One has to wonder what [Bllomberg's] actual plan was for this primary."

He wanted the debate exposure because presumably people from Super Tuesday states are also watching. The primary in SC is inceidental to him.

Blogger Lunchbag Lizard February 26, 2020 10:31 AM  

@20 I've wondered the same thing. I can't find any proof that she is Jewish. Does anyone have conclusive proof that she's Jewish? She certainly looks like it. If she was, surely she'd be shouting it from the hilltops.

Blogger James Dixon February 26, 2020 10:36 AM  

Speaking of Bloomers: The only thing separating Bloomers from Blofeld is that Bloomers doesn't seem to own a white cat. At least a Google and DDG search didn't turn up any signs of one.

Blogger braq February 26, 2020 10:44 AM  

Bernie and Mini-Mike are both full Jews. Steyer is a half-Jew (on his father's side, though his 'Episcopalian' mother's maiden name was 'Fahr'). Klobuchar is a probable crypto.

Given their observable political/media/legal/academic power in the US, I'd say the Tribe is a bit under-represented in the primary.

Blogger Lunchbag Lizard February 26, 2020 10:46 AM  

Here's what I've found out about the Dem candidates' religious affiliations:

Joe Biden is a Catholic who ignores the church's teachings. Pete Buttigieg was baptized a Catholic but is now Episcopalian and "gay married." Amy Klobuchar is a Congregationist (whatever that is), Elizabeth Warren is a Methodist, and Mike Bloomberg is a Jew who reportedly attends synagogue only on certain holy days. Bernie Sanders is a Jew who reportedly practices no particular faith. This info can be found in R.I. Bishop Tobin's article entitled "Are Pro-Lifers Not Welcome in the Democratic Party?" The reality is, no real Christian would be in the Democratic Party.

So, Amy isn't a Jew (religiously), maybe she is ethnically Jewish?

Blogger Servant February 26, 2020 11:19 AM  

Bourgeois Bernie is not more biting than Bolshevik Bernie because it's more obscure. "Bourgeois Bernie, named after the very people he blames for all the country's problems because he himself is rich, I'm so clever"

1919 wants their rhetoric back

Blogger KPKinSunnyPhiladelphia February 26, 2020 11:22 AM  

I cannot watch these "debates" -- like getting your teeth pulled without novocaine.

But the highlights!! The highlights are delicious.

We should all be fully aware right now, that the GE has many amazing talents -- but one of the most amazing is to get "important" individuals to drop their metaphorical drawers and reveal themselves as the shamelessly stupid and stupidly corrupt people they are.

Whether it's Supreme Court justices, or card carrying members of the Beltway intelligentsia, or deep state actors, or media/entertainment celebs -- doesn't matter. They can't help themselves. Sooner or later they strip from themselves the veneer of respectability and judiciousness, and stand naked before us in all their true horrific and empty character.

A lot of posters on here have expressed frustration and impatience at the slow pace at which the GE is turning the tables.

Yet think of epic scope of this endeavor, of laying bare the deep insidious rot that permeates these morons and crazies. We're not fixing a flesh wound here, people. This is big time shit we are dealing with.

Who knows how it will all turn out? But we have a shot to make it happen. I for one intend to enjoy the ride no matter how it all ends.

Blogger Troushers February 26, 2020 11:27 AM  

Would you like to watch a CNN clip instead? suggested YouTube's algorithm helpfully.

Blogger awildgoose February 26, 2020 11:48 AM  

Lunchbag Lizard wrote:@20 I've wondered the same thing. I can't find any proof that she is Jewish. Does anyone have conclusive proof that she's Jewish? She certainly looks like it. If she was, surely she'd be shouting it from the hilltops.

They should just give her an honorary membership card in the club:

More worrisome are all the stories about her abusive treatment of her staffers. Those should be read as indicators how she would treat the middle and lower class deplorables should she enter the WH.

Blogger Ominous Cowherd February 26, 2020 12:02 PM  

Glaivester wrote:@3:

"One has to wonder what [Bllomberg's] actual plan was for this primary."

He wanted the debate exposure because presumably people from Super Tuesday states are also watching. The primary in SC is inceidental to him.

I don't think Bloomers plans to occupy the White House. This ``candidacy'' lets him spend without limit on attack ads, and it is probably going to let him insert himself into the king-making process at the convention.

If he actually wanted to move to DC, he wouldn't be calling farmers and machinists idiots. He has no intention of winning the general election, and probably doesn't want to do too well in the primaries. He just wants to run those attack ads, and get enough votes that he has a few delegates to bargain with.

It's much better to own the king than to be the king.

Blogger Nathan Hornok February 26, 2020 12:04 PM  

What does MPAI stand for?

Also, alternate nick-names for Mayor butt-stuff, "Little Gay Weasel" or "CIgAy Weasel"

Blogger Clay February 26, 2020 12:11 PM  

This Romper Room "raising of the hands" crap is ridiculous. I wonder if Trump will raise his, in order to tear the "Democrat" nominee a new one.

Blogger Gen. Kong February 26, 2020 12:21 PM  

Cirque du solied diapers screeching about deck-chair Feng-shui on the Titanic. Here's to a Corn-Pop win in SC.

Blogger Ominous Cowherd February 26, 2020 12:27 PM  

awildgoose wrote:

More worrisome are all the stories about her abusive treatment of her staffers.

Is the abusive treatment one of the five Jewish things?

Blogger Clay February 26, 2020 12:27 PM  

I can't decide whether this should be the new theme song for the DNC or the RNC:

It seems to fit each.

Blogger Scuzzaman February 26, 2020 12:31 PM  


Why isn't Hillary at 95%?!?!

Blogger Akulkis February 26, 2020 1:01 PM  

"I mean, did a circus somewhere lose all its freaks"

No, no, not at all.
The Dems know exactly where their circus freaks are: holding public office. The freaks even have their nes on their office doors.

Blogger Akulkis February 26, 2020 1:09 PM  

Pretty sure Klobuchar is a crypto-jew. Unitarian = fake Christisn. The unitarians are so non-denominational they even consider other religions to be perfectly acceptable in place of Christianity. Perfect cover for a Jew trying to pass among a population of gullible Scandis like Minnesota.

Blogger Akulkis February 26, 2020 1:15 PM  

Good thing -- Corona Chan will clear out the San Fransisco bath housed faster and mode completely than AIDS ever could.
Ultimate "bug party" before even the bugs even know they're the bugs.

Blogger Akulkis February 26, 2020 1:21 PM  

Amy is unitarian. They're the ones who put out the "coexist" bumpdr stickers. Perfect environment and front organization for Jews to pretend to be Christian in public, while still adhering to Judaism.

Blogger Dyspeptic February 26, 2020 1:26 PM  

"05% The Jewess (soccer mom edition)"

I'm assuming this is a reference to the suspiciously (((tribal))) looking and acting Amy Klobuchar. I found a picture of her drunkard father who looks like a caricature of The Chosen People. Of course all of the usual sources list her ethnic heritage as "Slovenian". Yea, right, that's it.

Blogger Newscaper312 February 26, 2020 1:45 PM  

@49 Nathan
"What does MPAI stand for?"


Blogger Silly but True February 26, 2020 2:04 PM  

Last night should have been the debate that took advantage of questions from and moderation by social media.

About the only things missing to complete its clownishness was questions by a snowman, and a pikachu avatar cutting off Biden time.

Blogger Oswald February 26, 2020 2:44 PM  

They really toned down their anti-trump ravings compared to some of the earlier debates. My take:

Bloomberg was better, but then how could he not be, he was so awful the first time,

Pete: Seemed the most polished. Must be his metrosexual training. Looked silly at times as he kept talking when his time was up and someone else started talking. Attacked Sanders some though.

Warren: Continued her attack on Bloomberg. I was wondering if Bloomberg needed a restraining order. I would not be surprised if she gets position further and further away from him. She refused to attack Sanders and otherwise was just annoying with her hand raising and anger.

Sanders: Finally came under attack for his policies and his man crush on communist dictators. But, I'm not sure they did enough to hurt him. He is such a fraud and a liar. Hope he stumbles in the waste bin of history.

Klubuchar: Did OK. Nothing to right home about.

Steger: He came across as a bit off, even deranged.

I don't really want to see Bernie as the nominee. That is to close for communist to be to the Office of the President. Doesn't matter if he is not favored to win against Trump. To close for comfort.

Blogger SirHamster February 26, 2020 3:46 PM  

Nathan Hornok wrote:What does MPAI stand for?
Most People Are Idiots

Blogger Pathfinderlight February 26, 2020 5:38 PM  

I think it's obvious that no person with real talents goes into politics in the US, except as an outsider trying to save a broken system from itself. The system is too rigged, too corrupt for anyone to succeed from within.

Blogger SciVo February 26, 2020 5:47 PM  

"I demand to speak to your manager!"

Blogger Noah B. February 26, 2020 5:47 PM  

Non-workers of the world, unite!

Blogger James Jameson February 27, 2020 6:02 AM  

Klobuchar's a Jew?

Blogger Akulkis February 27, 2020 7:08 AM  

Dyslexics of the world, untie!

Blogger SciVo February 27, 2020 3:31 PM  

Julian Assad wrote:Klobuchar's a Jew?

Do you even read, bro? Karen-char is practically an honorary Jew in her community, and possibly a crypto-Jew ("Slovenian" "Unitarian").

In addition to reading, you should also start lifting. The body is the sea that the brain swims in, so (contra the malicious stereotype) muscles can literally make you smarter. Of necessity, the healthiest brains are all in healthy bodies.

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