Thursday, May 14, 2020

Seems legit

Apparently they're conducting polls for Republicans at the offices of the Daily Wire now:
Republicans overwhelmingly expect President Trump to be their nominee this fall, but nearly one-in-four GOP voters would prefer someone else.
Sure they would. Let's face it. The truth is that we're all pining for Jeb Bush. There is a man you want in a crisis.

Please clap.

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Blogger lowercaseb May 14, 2020 8:33 PM  

"Please Stop Boogalooing."

Blogger Joeplanet May 14, 2020 8:36 PM  

They must know this doesn’t work anymore. But they’ll try just the same.

Blogger The CronoLink May 14, 2020 8:40 PM  

Great opportunity to remember Jeb's greatest hits:

Jeb!'s Saddest Moments: A Compilation

Blogger tdcommenter May 14, 2020 8:43 PM  

Clapping might be too much excitement. Limp wristed jazz hands would be more appropriate.

Blogger Watchu talkin bout Willis May 14, 2020 8:46 PM  

Not only wrong, but bogus. This 25% may have been true in early 2016. From what I've observed, I'd say enthusiasm for TGE now is even greater than at any point in the first go round.

Blogger cecilhenry May 14, 2020 8:47 PM  

Nearly 1 in for of the guys writing the article would prefer Trump were not the nominee.


Blogger TheMaleRei May 14, 2020 8:49 PM  

As the socialists & progressives began their Long March into the Democrat Party in the 1920's, so too must the nationalists & dissident right make their own Long March into the Republican Party. Of course that presumes that it has not already begun.

Blogger Lazarus May 14, 2020 8:57 PM  

That's right. What we need is a little less energy at the top.

Blogger Nihil Dicit May 14, 2020 9:04 PM  

23% of Likely Republican Voters

So Strange Internet Capitalization has spread to "legit" places.

Despite their pretensions to science, it's hard to understand how anyone can believe these "self-reported by shut-ins" polls have any meaning at all.

Blogger Yossarian May 14, 2020 9:18 PM  

TYT did a poll as well. They got >90% Trump. Then they made an official report on some made-up numbers.

Blogger Shane Bradman May 14, 2020 9:35 PM  

Donald Trump is the most pro Jewish president ever, and it's still not enough for the self-appointed chosen people. When will they ever be satisfied?

Blogger D. May 14, 2020 9:44 PM  

the propaganda never stops...

Blogger Jim May 14, 2020 9:48 PM  

Well, gun to my head, I'd prefer Curreaver, Ripper of Skulls. But Trump's okay. I guess.

Blogger crescent wrench May 14, 2020 9:53 PM  

I actually view this as a positive.

People who are winning tend to dream bigger. I have no doubt 25% of the GOP want someone harder line than Trump.

Blogger Nym Coy May 14, 2020 9:56 PM  

I prefer imaginary perfect guy too.

Blogger Pseudotsuga May 14, 2020 10:03 PM  

Can we bring back McMuffin...err, McMullen? Maybe he has finally arranged to pay his campaign staff, so I'm sure he'll be America's NotTrump Darling.
And I bet that poll was actually taken from the handful of closeted Republicans who read the Atlantic religiously...

Blogger d May 14, 2020 10:11 PM  


Blogger Doktor Jeep May 14, 2020 10:21 PM  

What made Jeb! a good governor of Florida was due to his lack of energy. If for example Godzilla rose out of the sea and attacked Miami, but the Bush would find out they would be serving up Godzilla steaks and making luggage.
In other words, his inept administration actually stayed out of everybody's way and that by itself created a stable environment. He was not a good governor, but actually so bad at it that he was ineffective and that's really what people need.

Blogger Cederq May 14, 2020 10:52 PM  

Like a one-handed man? I love the sound of silence...

Blogger Skyler the Weird May 14, 2020 11:11 PM  

We're already seeing Trump 2020 commercials bashing on sponSor's love for the Chinese.

Blogger brbrophy May 14, 2020 11:13 PM  

Haha nice one Vox

Blogger Al K. Annossow May 14, 2020 11:25 PM  

I'm stilling rooting for Avenatti for the Democratic nominee with Beto as his running mate. They still have chance, right?

Blogger Snidely Whiplash May 14, 2020 11:45 PM  

I fully support Donald Trump, but really, I'd rather the nominee was Donald J. Trump ....Jr.

Blogger Al K. Annossow May 14, 2020 11:49 PM  

Snidely Whiplash wrote:I fully support Donald Trump, but really, I'd rather the nominee was Donald J. Trump ....Jr.
Maybe next time.

Blogger John Cunningham May 14, 2020 11:59 PM  

I'm part of the 23%. My first choices would be Genghis Khan and Vlad Tepes. I'm still with the GE as 3rd choice.

Blogger Bernard Korzeniewicz May 15, 2020 12:01 AM  

@Shane Bradman
… When will they ever be satisfied?…

The most respected country in Izeael? Germany.

Aby questions?

Blogger Shimshon May 15, 2020 12:16 AM  

That's an interesting sort of inversion. Fully 77% are on board the Trump Train. Is it possible he will top Reagan's 1984 49 state sweep?

Blogger Snidely Whiplash May 15, 2020 12:21 AM  

It is of the nature of American politcal parties that they are coalitions, where every candidate has supporters who wpould prefer someone else.
Without the context of how common it is for the members of any political party to prefer someone besides the nominee, this is a meaningless number. It would not surprise me if the typical number is 60% for a contested primary, and 40% for an uncontested one, which would make TGE a candidate that had achieved a remarkable consensus within his party.

Blogger JAG May 15, 2020 12:36 AM  

Gallup has Trump at 93% approval among Republicans, the highest it has ever reached.

He's also at 47% with Independents, also the highest it has ever been.

The only people the Daily Wire are fooling with this fake poll are themselves. I doubt even Democrats would believe it though they would not admit it out loud.

Blogger ZhukovG May 15, 2020 12:42 AM  

I know how they feel. But, mighty Cthulhu is still dreaming in R'lyeh, so I'll just have to vote for the GE.

Ad Victoriam, Deo Vindice, Ave Caesar Trump!

Blogger JAG May 15, 2020 12:56 AM  

Meant to say Rasmussen instead of Daily Wire.

Blogger Reader May 15, 2020 1:12 AM  

For anyone with half an unwashed brain and still in possession of his soul, Trump is the only choice come November. Regardless, I will do what little I can to hold his feet to the fire. I received another text from the Trump campaign asking for a donation. I replied: My donation is at the bottom of the swamp. President Trump will have to drain it to get at it.

I did not receive a reply.

Blogger Scott May 15, 2020 2:07 AM  

If we're talking impossible candidates, how about Putin or Xi?

Dead candidates: Andrew Jackson, Ghenghis Khan, or Marcus Aurelius.

Blogger Ska_Boss May 15, 2020 2:20 AM  

Kek @Reader
The RNC phoned me about a donation early in the campaign and I told them they can bill me after the wall is fully constructed.

Blogger random Earth dweller May 15, 2020 3:05 AM  

Seriously what happened to Drudge? Did someone threaten to take away his Jew card?

Blogger Karen took the Kids May 15, 2020 4:32 AM  

"Please cuck"

Blogger wreckage May 15, 2020 6:30 AM  

Only one in four even had an aspiration for a different candidate. Sounds like an overwhelming consensus to me.

Blogger One Deplorable DT May 15, 2020 7:08 AM  

Slow and steady wins the race!

Blogger Mr.MantraMan May 15, 2020 7:19 AM  

Crap like this worked for decades, dopey conservatives bought this demoralization propaganda by the truckload and loved it, people made bank pretending to oppose it, dopes got a high off their virtue of being put upon by such luminaries as the "mainstream" press and here we are with the opportunity to mock it and the authority of it. Good times IMO.

Blogger Azure Amaranthine May 15, 2020 7:32 AM  

"If we're talking impossible candidates"

A lot can happen in four years. All hail the Trump dynasty.

Blogger Gettimothy May 15, 2020 8:03 AM  

Generally speaking, the automated survey process is identical to that of traditional, operator-assisted research firms such as Gallup, Harris, and Roper. However, automated polling systems use a single, digitally-recorded, voice to conduct the interview while traditional firms rely on phone banks, boiler rooms, and operator-assisted technology.


The sort of folks who dutifully sit through an automated call to the end.

Odds that they engaged in a conversation with the robot and the program proceeded as normal?

Blogger VD May 15, 2020 8:18 AM  

Meant to say Rasmussen instead of Daily Wire.

No, I didn't. Shut the fuck up.

Blogger KPKinSunnyPhiladelphia May 15, 2020 8:40 AM  

random Earth dweller wrote:Seriously what happened to Drudge?

Rumor has it he cashed out. The new proprietor, whoever he is, belongs to the enemy.

Blogger Damelon Brinn May 15, 2020 8:41 AM  

Snidely, I'm with you. I voted for Trump and will proudly do so again. But the day DJT Jr. announces his candidacy will be the day I go down to party HQ and volunteer.

I do know Republicans/conservatives who are happy with the job Trump is doing, but when they talk about him, they feel like they have to preface it with a disclaimer about how they don't like something, usually the way he talks to people. Basically, they don't want their respectable friends to think they really *like* him, like those uncouth people with the MAGA hats, so they want to seem like they support him reluctantly. This either reflects those people, or (more likely) is meant to appeal to them and make them think they're a big voting block that should try to change something.

Blogger Brett baker May 15, 2020 9:11 AM  

Henry VIII. Convince him to target the progressive churches.

Blogger Dole May 15, 2020 9:51 AM  

Nearly one in four? Yet I can not find one person. It is difficult enough to find a person who does not believe president Trump is the best president in history.

Daily wire? Is this fake news outlet not associated with Ben Shapiru, the man who believes if we hug the social justice warriors enough they will bow to our will? If they say it, it is true then...

Blogger Ominous Cowherd May 15, 2020 9:59 AM  

Reader wrote:... Trump is the only choice come November. Regardless, I will do what little I can to hold his feet to the fire.
Extremists howling for more winning, more blood are ammunition for Trump to use against the moderates.

Blogger Snidely Whiplash May 15, 2020 10:27 AM  

In the interest of reliable made-up numbers, I polled the Dread Ilk on their preferred presidential candidate. Donald Trump did not make the list. The preferred Dread Ilk candidates are:
Rodrigo Duterte, runaway winner
Donald J. Trump ... Jr
Agosto Pinochet
George Washington Riding a T-Rex
Genghis Khan

Blogger Nostromo May 15, 2020 11:04 AM  

Hehehe... I won't even talk to answering machines. I just call back later.

Blogger Nostromo May 15, 2020 11:08 AM  

I was in Florida for the winter. In 59 years of walking this Earth, I have never seen as much merchandise for 1 politician, as there was for the GE. It was in the stores, on the street corners, in the yards, on the vehicles. It was everywhere! I am not exaggerating.

Blogger rcocean May 15, 2020 11:16 AM  

Its a meaningless hypothetical question. I'd love if Reagan came down from Heaven and got the R Nomination. But that's not happening. Also, at least 25% of the R party are cucks who wanted Yeb! and would love to lose again in 2020. These dummies wanted Ford in '76, Bush in '80, Dole in '96, McCain in 2008, and Mittens in 2012. They're losers.

Blogger Newscaper312 May 15, 2020 11:17 AM  

Snidely your list left off the patriot Vlad Tepes.

Blogger Snidely Whiplash May 15, 2020 11:36 AM  

Newscaper312 wrote:Snidely your list left off the patriot Vlad Tepes.
There was a long down-list tail, including Vlad, Uncle Adolf, Ron Paul Vermin Supreme and other notables.

Blogger Silly but True May 15, 2020 11:58 AM  

Breaking news: Biden says he won't pardon Trump if elected. While it's a meaningless notion playing to his rabid base over their bizarre #RussiaGate #Pissgate conspiracy theories, it now gives Trump a plausible basis to choose to not keep Obama and Biden from the noose.

We can all be fine if we all give the façade of playing nice. But, if Dems are going to overtly broadcast their lack of interest in living together in peaceful harmony, let's all agree to get the civil war started sooner rather than later.

Blogger Johnny May 15, 2020 12:13 PM  


Also look at the GOP Primary for 2020 (Yes, they still held it). Trump has 94.16% of all votes cast and the second highest candidate is Bill Weld at 2.02%.

I bet most of the "Wants another candidate" are the types that want Tucker Carlson, not the types that want Jeb Bush. I've been frustrated with Trump's lack of progress, but even I supported Trump over Weld. Nobody wants to go back onto the GOPe plantation.

Blogger James Dixon May 15, 2020 12:17 PM  

> Apparently they're conducting polls for Republicans at the offices of the Daily Wire now:

Rasmussen is the only trustworthy poll out there, but yeah, there's something fishy about this one. 90+% approval rating does not translate into 23% wanting another candidate.

Blogger Newscaper312 May 15, 2020 12:18 PM  

Reminds me I need to go shoot soon, well overdue. I think outdoor range a bit farther away is open. Needed to shoot rifle and shotgun anyway.

Blogger Johnny May 15, 2020 12:24 PM  


Donald should be the last Trump in office.

Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner are dyed-in-the-wool Globalists who supported the Paris Accords and the First Step Act.

Don Jr is an even bigger CivNat than his father and is married to Gavin Newsom's used goods and former La Raza attorney Kimberly Guilfoyle. Look at how Kimberly went full Karen against the Groypers chanting for a Q&A while Don Jr just stood there like a deer in the headlights. Kimberly's a GOPe stooge and her husband will be too.

Eric Trump made that awesome comment about "shekels", but I don't think he's a fighter. He dropped charges against that waitress who spat on him. We need a fighter.

Maybe Barron Trump can lead the Zoomer army to victory in 2044 and continue the policies of the long-ruling President Tucker Carlson.

Blogger Hammerli 280 May 15, 2020 12:56 PM  

I'm part of the 23%...mostly because I want the office for myself. Trump is inclined to talk too much, shoot too little.

Blogger JAG May 15, 2020 1:24 PM  

VD wrote:Meant to say Rasmussen instead of Daily Wire.

No, I didn't. Shut the fuck up.

I meant to say Rasmussen in my post, sir. I was correcting my mistake in my post referencing the Gallup numbers where I mistakenly said Daily Wire rather Rasmussen. I was not correcting you in any way.

Blogger VD May 15, 2020 2:48 PM  

I was correcting my mistake in my post referencing the Gallup numbers

My mistake. Do carry on.

Blogger Akulkis May 15, 2020 2:53 PM  

"Seriously what happened to Drudge? Did someone threaten to take away his Jew card?"

He sold the whole organization, including equipment, files, business name, and DNS registration to a couple of European fags. Literally.

Blogger Darren May 15, 2020 4:00 PM  

That particularly terse Gammas Slap made me chuckle

Blogger Darren May 15, 2020 4:01 PM  

He should tweet at Israel military: "HUGS, NOT BOMBS!"

If he wants to be intellectually consistent.
(he doesnt)

Blogger Avalanche May 15, 2020 5:03 PM  

@58 "Don Jr is an even bigger CivNat than his father"

Have you read "his" book? Even IF all ghost-writer and focus group and he just let them put his pic on the cover... Even IF just a soft-focus advertisement for his future... {gag}

I thought semi-well of him till I read it. (Seems awfully limp wristed, pretending to be a man...) He may do a bang-up job of apparently aggressive tweeting, but in "his" book he's softer than our God Emperor' and Trump Sr. makes me despair of the future because he is so unwilling to bite and snarl and rip and tear... and esp. follow-through!

"Block all immigration!"
"Well, just for 60 days..."
"But not including million-dollar Chinese who want to buy their way in, and still letting in lots of "seasonal" workers -- oh, and still a bunch of H1Bs too..."

(Where the hell did "DACA will be cancelled on day one" go to?!)

"But did you see? We're running up on THREE HUNDRED MILES of border fence!" (Out of -- what's it? -- 2,600-and-change?!?!)

"Hillary'd be in jail?" When, after she DIES?!

And what's he going to do about the Fed breaking laws like crazy?! Making up acronym-agencies to buy up stuff they're NOT ALLOWED to buy?

I trust the plan. Well, I try to trust the plan. I don't see any other option than to prep, pray, and wait.

Blogger RMH in StL May 15, 2020 7:09 PM  

Sorry, but who is "the GE"?

Blogger RMH in StL May 15, 2020 7:11 PM  

Ignore that last comment. I had a brain fart: GE = God Emperor

Blogger Ominous Cowherd May 16, 2020 11:37 AM  

Johnny wrote:I bet most of the "Wants another candidate" are the types that want Tucker Carlson, not the types that want Jeb Bush. I've been frustrated with Trump's lack of progress, but even I supported Trump over Weld.
I want a rabidly nationalist extremist candidate with the subtly and methods of Conan the Barbarian. I want heads on pikes, blood in streets and devastation all around.
I'll settle for Trump in 2020.

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