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Saturday, May 23, 2020

You ain't black

If you ain't be voting for no Creepy Joe!

"If you've got a problem figuring out whether you're for me or for Trump, then you ain't black."
- Joe Biden

What I find telling, if not even remotely surprising, is the fact that a search for Biden's words already results primarily in references to his apology. See, it's a non-story now. He has already apologized. It would be unfair and wrong to hold his words against him. Besides, it was just a jest, which of course should not be confused with a racist joke.

This is another way to easily ascertain who has taken the ticket and who has not. If you cross a media-declared line, you apologize, and your apology is not only accepted immediately, but results in the instant disappearance of your offense, you have taken the ticket.

If, on the other hand, your apology is taken as a confession of your guilt and is completely ignored as you are beaten over the head with your words until the end of time, you probably have not sold your soul to the god of this world.

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53 Comments:

Blogger Haus frau May 23, 2020 8:03 AM  

Biden, the gropey campaign gift that keeps on giving. I'm a little surprised Trump hasn't used the Creepy Joe nickname instead of Sleepy Joe. There is so much hay to make out of his weird touching caught on camera over the course of years.

Blogger Nikolai Collushnikov May 23, 2020 8:21 AM  

At this point, I wonder if Sleepy Biden may be working for Trump. These gaffs seem purposely self destructive.

Blogger Gettimothy May 23, 2020 8:22 AM  

corn pop pony soldier dindu nuffin

Blogger SciVo May 23, 2020 8:35 AM  

C'mon, man! How am I supposed to determine your credibility if I can't sniff your hair? For all I I know you might be a lying dog-faced pony soldier!

Blogger Zaklog the Great May 23, 2020 8:44 AM  

The thing I find most hilarious about people getting angry about Biden's comment is that it wouldn't be tough at all to find black people who think exactly that. But, you know, actually acknowledging racial differences, including voting as a block, be rayciss!

Blogger Doktor Jeep May 23, 2020 8:47 AM  

Usually an apology makes things worse.
I wonder if blacks care about still being owned?
Then I remember the entire reason Biden is the presumptive nominee and not Bernie is because blacks already get everything Bernie was promising.
Thing of the lost opportunity in making Bernie Bros realize they are the cash cow in all this.
If I recall, it's right wing militia nutjob white racistbigothomophobes like me who would be amongst the ones who would plunge America into identity politics.
I don't have to do a damned thing.

Blogger Curlytop May 23, 2020 8:49 AM  

Don't forget, yesterday was a twofer from Creepy Joe. The "you ain't black" racist comment AND on CNBC him declaring, "I have 40 years of experience to defeat Joe Biden."

Admittedly, the 2nd is more truth than gaffe but it does continue to point out that the man is far gone in his dementia.

Blogger Macs May 23, 2020 8:54 AM  

Is Biden just running to stay out of jail?

Blogger John Regan May 23, 2020 9:15 AM  

I think you're absolutely right about taking the ticket and the tell on that.

But how do we account for Al Franken? Is he a one-off?

Blogger FUBARwest May 23, 2020 9:22 AM  

No need to apologize. Any black person who was going to vote for him is still gonna vote for him.

Blogger Damelon Brinn May 23, 2020 9:26 AM  

See, it's a non-story now.

It even inoculates them against similar offenses. When (not if) Biden says something racist later in the campaign, the media will say, "Come on, we already dealt with this; you Republicans are beating him up for something he's already paid for." I wouldn't be surprised if this was staged for that purpose, like the mild #metoo offenses about him last year that went nowhere.

I wonder if blacks care about still being owned?

I hope you're joking. Trump's $1200 checks with his name on them gained more traction with blacks than decades of Republican outreach based on issues. They have no shame about supporting the party that provides the most gibs, regardless of anything else, because they've been taught the white man owes it to them because he took it from them in the first place.

Blogger Weak May 23, 2020 9:35 AM  

He's doing this on purpose. Then the DNC can play the dementia card and replace him with their anointed candidate.

Blogger The Cooler May 23, 2020 9:39 AM  

I have 40 years of experience to defeat Joe Biden.

Parapraxis is real.

Blogger Quartermain May 23, 2020 9:43 AM  

Some people can't stop inflicting humor on themselves.

Blogger JD Curtis May 23, 2020 9:46 AM  

What does that make blacks that vote Libertarian?
IRISHMEN???

Blogger Section 8A May 23, 2020 9:49 AM  

You have to shake your head, as we all know that even after things like this, 90% or more of black ppl will vote for Corn Pop's new friend. The only thing that might change is turnout.

Blogger thalios May 23, 2020 9:53 AM  

The theory that he's faking it to allow for his replacement in the fall (after the convention) seems more likely with each passing gaff.

Not that it matters. The Trumpslide cometh.

Blogger sammibandit May 23, 2020 10:06 AM  

I've never seen him touching a little black girl. A black female graduate in a selfie, yeah he kissed her, but he isn't having that with blacks as he prefers white females. I guess we can be assured he doesn't go where he sleeps. Meh. Every devil has his off days.

Blogger John Regan May 23, 2020 10:08 AM  

This NYT article is a great example of the rationalization process, what they tell themselves so they can go along with the narrative.

Blogger d May 23, 2020 10:10 AM  

All is forgiven of anyone siding against Christendom, while her advocates are targeted for persecution. Such are the unwritten rules of everyone who is anyone in this land of "living law", which is the polar opposite of Western law.

Black is a political affiliation. It's the communist-backed kill-whitey movement. Only in the USA is this even veiled.

Blogger Aaron May 23, 2020 10:11 AM  

It was exactly the same thing in Canada when the media did damage control for Trudeau after his blackface pictures came to light. Exactly the same.

Blogger Ominous Cowherd May 23, 2020 10:20 AM  

Nikolai Collushnikov wrote:At this point, I wonder if Sleepy Biden may be working for Trump. These gaffs seem purposely self destructive.
It's dementia.

He still knows his name, but he probably doesn't know people he hasn't seen recently, probably can't name many of the items in his room, almost certainly can't draw a clock face. He knows something isn't right, but is too far gone to realize it's him. He's so far gone that he can't hide it anymore, so far gone that he doesn't even realize anymore he needs to hide it.

Blogger VD May 23, 2020 10:28 AM  

But how do we account for Al Franken? Is he a one-off?

He ceased to be useful and was surplus to requirements. He'd already collected his payment.

Blogger Stilicho May 23, 2020 10:43 AM  

That video clip from yesterday where Biden says he's "gonna beat Joe Biden this fall" was hilarious. Huffing hairspray can do that to your brain - suppose.

Blogger Olentangy May 23, 2020 10:48 AM  

It will be interesting to see who is selected to be Biden's running mate. I am not sure the non brainwashed portion of the nation will stand by if an obviously Alzheimer's afflicted Biden is elected then replaced with Stacy Abrams for example.

Blogger Balkan Yankee May 23, 2020 11:02 AM  

Come on, Man! All Joe did was tell the truth!

Blogger DJ | AMDG May 23, 2020 11:20 AM  

Biden: “Take a look at my record. I extended the Voting Rights Act for 25 years. I have a record that is second to none. The NAACP’s endorsed me every time I’ve run,” he said. “Take a look at the record.”

The NAACP: “Yesterday, former Vice President Joe Biden made a comment about the NAACP’s endorsement,” the statement by Derrick Johnson, president and CEO of the NAACP, said. “We want to clarify that the NAACP is a non-partisan organization and does not endorse candidates for political office at any level.”

Haha haha!!!

Blogger tuberman May 23, 2020 11:23 AM  

You have to shake your head, as we all know that even after things like this, 90% or more of black ppl will vote for Corn Pop's new friend. The only thing that might change is turnout.

Low turnout plus a small percent more will happen. A few Black males will actually flip, and even more won't bother to vote that were reliable DNC voters. Even some of the low end welfare moms may not bother to vote. It's not just that Joe's not BHO, he's become even more demoralizing unless there's a lot of money at stake.

Blogger Sean May 23, 2020 11:42 AM  

Wow... I can't "believe" he can actually say something like this and have apologists covering him up!

Blogger Balkan Yankee May 23, 2020 12:25 PM  

@28: If black people don't turn out come election day, the down ballot consequences would be disastrous for Democrats.

Prior to Joe's latest gaffe, the Smart DNC money expected Biden to lose, but shield the down ballot races from unnecessary losses and perhaps even enable Democrats to take back the Senate. That's something that Bernie could not do, hence the DNC's engineering to dash his chances in favor of Biden.

Now Joe suddenly looks a lot more like Bernie.

Call it a hunch, but I expect Elizabeth "War bonnet" Warren is about to get the call. And I'm not talking about an offer for the VP slot.

Blogger DBSFF May 23, 2020 12:59 PM  

Shhhhh Joe, you're not supposed to say it out loud. That's the upside of nominating a senile old man: no filter.

Blogger Pseudotsuga May 23, 2020 1:25 PM  

All he has to do is promise everybody a BidenPhone, along with free healthcare, free rent and free cheese.
That ought to bring out the dead voters...

Blogger Zeroh Tollrants May 23, 2020 1:34 PM  

Probably the approx 95% of black Dem voters, the last 40 odd years would agree with Joey Fingerbanger.

Blogger Zeroh Tollrants May 23, 2020 1:37 PM  

Black Libertarians are rarer than hen's teeth. If I saw one, I'd say, "Hello, Mr. Talented Tenther."

Blogger furor kek tonicus ( no need to be racist, Ratchets can Karen better than anybody ) May 23, 2020 1:42 PM  

15. JD Curtis May 23, 2020 9:46 AM
What does that make blacks that vote Libertarian?
IRISHMEN???



Black Irish is a thing.


13. The Cooler May 23, 2020 9:39 AM
Parapraxis is real.



Biden earned the nickname "Gaff-o-matic" decades ago.

the dementia is new for this election cycle.




VD
What I find telling, if not even remotely surprising, is the fact


... that Joe has never had to apologize for his "black kids fondling my leg hair" story.

Blogger Mr.MantraMan May 23, 2020 2:32 PM  

All Trump has to say is "We won't touch your piece of the pie" instead of the usual smarty boy GOP nonsense, and keep up his trolling of the dimwitted women who run the Left into their perpetual meltdowns and he wins with a decent share of black votes but depresses the black D turnout.

The twittercons aren't even bothering with the usual D's are the real racists nonsense as far as I can tell, which hopefully portends that America is tiring of the Democratic party's Solid Black parody of the Solid South D-party strategy of yore.

Probably just me but when I see, hear or read of another bit of drama meant whip up support for the Solid Black voter block I just mime the international sign language for masturbation, total joke and fitting for ClownWorld.

Blogger Lance E May 23, 2020 2:37 PM  

I thought Democrats were the ticket. No?

Blogger Noah B. May 23, 2020 2:45 PM  

Rapey Joe -- the shovel-ready POTUS candidate.

Blogger Pratisara May 23, 2020 2:48 PM  

My thoughts exactly

Blogger bramley May 23, 2020 3:54 PM  

But does he carry hot sauce with him in his handbag?

Blogger Retrenched May 23, 2020 4:18 PM  

Biden could give every speech in a kkk outfit, yelling "black people suck" over and over til November and still get like 90% of the black vote.

Blogger Cinco May 23, 2020 4:26 PM  

Dat be truuf!

Blogger Up from the pond May 23, 2020 4:55 PM  

Putting one's appetites first, middle, and last and saying "to hell with society" sounds pretty black to me. Are we sure ANY blacks aren't libertarian?

Blogger Zaklog the Great May 23, 2020 6:20 PM  

@43 Putting one's appetites first, middle, and last and saying "to hell with society" sounds pretty black to me. Are we sure ANY blacks aren't libertarian?

Yeah, but libertarians would also include decreased (or completely cut off) gibs. They're not going to go for that.

Blogger Nihil Dicit May 23, 2020 6:26 PM  

Call it a hunch, but I expect Elizabeth "War bonnet" Warren is about to get the call.

If that charisma vacuum is the DNC's backup plan, they're even dumber than they appear.

Blogger CCP May 23, 2020 8:54 PM  

Best Biden / Obama tweet from Trump

https://m.worldstarhiphop.com/android/video.php?v=wshhsE94fuEXX138QV8Z

Blogger Akulkis May 23, 2020 11:11 PM  

"But how do we account for Al Franken? Is he a one-off?"

Jewish.
"Comedian" who is funny less than 2% of the time.
Hates everybody to the right of Mao.

And yet he somehow became part of the cast of Saturday Night Live.... and when he ran for Congress, they put a full WEEK of ballot manufacturing ("Oh LOOK! I just found 3 BOXES FULL OF BALLOTS IN THE TRUNK OF MY CAR! I *TOTALLY* FORGOT THOSE ON ELECTION NIGHT...AND THE NEXT MORNING, TOO! AND EVERY SINGLE ONE VOTED FOR AL!!!)

Fortunately, Franken is too much of a greed-head criminal that he couldn't even make it through a single 6-year term as Senator (think of that ... the man never had a single serious responsibility in his life, and they made him a senator!) without getting yanked out for typical (((oversexed))) behavior.

Blogger Akulkis May 23, 2020 11:13 PM  

"They have no shame about supporting the party that provides the most gibs, regardless of anything else, because they've been taught the white man owes it to them because he took it from them in the first place."

Even math.

Their excuse for so man Blacks being unable to do even simple math is by claiming it's because white people stole it from them. So if the white people stole it, then they must not have it any more, I guess.

Blogger Akulkis May 23, 2020 11:15 PM  

"What does that make blacks that vote Libertarian?
IRISHMEN???"

Unicorns.

Blogger Akulkis May 23, 2020 11:25 PM  

"Are we sure ANY blacks aren't libertarian?"

Libertarians want the complete destruction of most government services, and most of all, the welfare system.

Find a black who wants the entire welfare system shut down and eliminated.

Blogger MaskettaMan May 24, 2020 1:42 AM  

Even sarcastically feigning surprise is kind of overdone at this point. Why try to reform a mosquito from its bloodsucking ways?

Blogger Tars Tarkas May 24, 2020 9:56 AM  

If we lived in a normal country, this would be the response of people every time one of these vacuous politicians said something about white fragility or white privilege or the evil white male.

Instead, everyone except the majority are encouraged to embrace their identity whiles whites are denied an identity altogether.

Blogger justthinkin May 24, 2020 10:33 AM  

1. Biden, the gropey campaign gift that keeps on giving. I'm a little surprised Trump hasn't used the Creepy Joe nickname instead of Sleepy Joe.

Trump is avoiding that so that the press doesn't resurrect the allegations against him. I'm assuming they are baseless; otherwise, we'd have been hearing about them for the last 3 or 3 years. Yet, it's best to not give them a chance to bring it back to the fore.

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