Cereal is racist
Coco Pops has been a much-loved breakfast staple for decades with one of the most recognisable mascots in TV advertising.
But Coco the Monkey has come under suspicion from disgraced former Labour MP Fiona Onasanya, who has written to Kellogg's asking why they chose that animal to represent the chocolate-flavoured cereal when Rice Krispies uses 'three white boys'.
Ms Onasanya, who was jailed for three months in January 2019 after she was convicted of lying to police about a speeding ticket, says that there is little difference between Coco Pops and sister brand Rice Krispies beyond their colour and flavour.
The former Peterborough MP revealed she has emailed Kellogg's UK office for clarification on why Rice Krispies have 'three white boys' as a mascot whereas chocolate-flavoured Coco Pops is represented by a monkey.
I wonder what these lunatics are going to do when they find out that some morning racists are actually "browning" their toast. Kellogg's, of course, didn't hesitate to cuck on command.
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That letter is elvist.
If only Corn Pop were here. He'd know what to do.
Finally someone asking the real serious questions.
Why is Tucan Sam On the cover of Fruit Loops and not an out and proud LGBTQAZY character.
Why is Count Chocula not a black man. Where is the representative for black kids who want to be vampires?
I'm being Cereal about this.
She didn't even notice the white milk splashing on the brown cereal. Symbolic of white superiority.
Why does she equate monkeys with people of color?
And the cereal with the frog on it, long daggers for that one.
Wait... this is real?! I thought for sure it was the Babylon Bee.
Labour. The gift that keeps on giving.
They're coming for Aunt Jemima next. In their world, there will be no breakfast.
Would it be double-woke to complain about the whiteface that Colgate uses on its current Darlie toothpaste placed over its former smiling black man logo when the toothpaste was branded as Darkie? Which is more woke and less racist, whiteface on a black man to erase his racial identity, or just a smiling black man showing off clean teeth?
Count Chocula is a Jew, and Buzz the Bee from Honey Nut Cheerios is transgender. Clearly, no amount of diversity will ever be enough.
There was a black comedian who had a bit on this back in the 80's or 90's. Something like, 'every black family has that one uncle who sees anti black racism everywhere... You can be walking with him in the supermarket and he'll say, 'look at that. Captain Crunch. A white guy. Coco Puffs, a black guy? Why is that?!? Why is the captain, a position of authority, a position of respect, a white man but the black character is crazy, coo-coo for Coco Puffs, out of control like he's addicted to it like a drug or something?... See it's everywhere. That's how the white man keeps you down....'
Can we get bulk pallets of this stuff to donate to Antifastan?
And why is Curious George still subservient to the Man in the big yellow hat? #FreeCuriousGeorge he was a good litlle monkey and dindu nuffin
And then there's Koko (hidden in the word 'Coco') and her kitten. She was a gorilla. I'm triggered.
I'm wondering if corporations are still cucking out of fear. At this point it might be entertainment for the GenX management so long as it keeps the boomers managing the stock portfolios and in the board room thinking they saved the world.
If they are truly serious then we are headed for a day when the Soviets are going to be holding our beer.
Totally cereal, man!
This woman is a cereal killer.
Coco Pops are actually a nice metaphor for migration's effect on a country. All it takes is a few chocolate blobs and the white milk turns brown...
Who eats cereal? It's bad for you.
Why does she equate monkeys with people of color?
Even people of color equate monkeys with other people of color. Monkeys, on the other hand, absolutely deplore any suggestion that monkeys could conceivably equate to people of color.
Kelloggs should send her a bunch of bananas to apologise
Meanwhile, Aunt Jemima is a good bit younger and more fashionable, and Uncle Ben has a new haircut, while the Quaker is ageless. I can't find an up to date Buster Brown. They do live by Emerson's obnoxious hobgoblin quote
I thought this story was from the babylonbee. Tried to click on the "link" but there was none there. Then I realised that it was real...
Curious George dindu nuffin? You mean besides burn down that giraffe's house? It's right there in Curious George's first book: "Cecily G and the 9 Monkeys".
Jacob wrote:Why does she equate monkeys with people of color?
She is certain they're lesser beings. That's why she views them as pets.
says that there is little difference between Coco Pops and sister brand Rice Krispies beyond their colour and flavour
And certainly 'colour and flavor' are irrelevant when we're talking about food, so they're really the same thing. Just like a potato and a large rock.
Note: don't invite this lunatic to the pot-luck.
"Ms Onasanya, who was jailed for three months in January 2019 after she was convicted of lying to police about a speeding ticket, ..."
Uh ... Wot ??
They should bring back the "Cuckoo for Coco Pops" insane bird mascot from the '70s. If only to find out who's offended by that.
"Aside from the elements that make up the majority of distinctions between different cereals, they are identical to Rice Krispies! Obvious racism."
Insanity reigns in the UK as it does here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1HBAw3bB2ck
Pepe Pops?
Woman in labor used to mean something
'Fiona' is kidding no one with that name, considering its attached to a WiFi password surname.
Once again, I've wasted a few seconds of my life to confirm on Google image search that this is the exact type of woman who has nothing to do but attack cereal.
@Doktor Jeep
Lenin did say that in 80 years the west would fall into their laps like a ripe plum.
Depending on where you want to mark us on the chart, he was not far off.
Kellog's should have agreed and amplified by adding bananas and drawing an anthropomorphic one that Coco is constantly chasing.
Quaker Oats should be renamed Cracker Oats.
Shows how long it's been since I paid attention to commercials. Their last ad I remember had a cuckoo bird.
Kellogg's is banned from the house now, they have been giving Globohomo poster boy George Soros large donations,so they can stick there racist Coco Pops where the sun don't shine.
There's actually a Jewish cereal called "Magic Max" who's mascot has Star of David for a head dressed up as a magician.
Comes in all kinds of flavors, including ...'Fruity Magic'
"Quaker Oats should be renamed Cracker Oats"
We already have Cracker Jacks, which of course is a white boy. Wheres the outcries of racism on those!? /s
Cereal flavors are a social construct. Now shut up and eat your Woke Krispies and Bland Flakes
In the USA this cereal is called cocoa Krispies and Snap, Crackle, and Pop are the mascots. The monkey on Coco Pops is a UK thing.
Cocoa Puffs are General Mills, and they have/had the Cuckoo Bird as the mascot.
In any case, It’s astounding the things they’ll cry about.
Good thing conservatives take "racist" and "racism" as truth and not Cultural Marxist political rhetoric otherwise we would not have such opportunities to laud such African wonders. Thanks magic people for such awesome wizardry.
Just in case the preservatives, high fructose corn syrup, GMO's, and glyphosate (sprayed on most oats immediately pre-harvest) weren't enough to convince you to quit buying this sludge.
Cracker Barrel beware, your biscuits smell like Jim Crow.
Imagine her outrage if this was sold in England: https://www.coon.com.au/
"Three white boys" clearly conveys her contempt for white people. On top of being a liar and a foreigner... she's a truly disgusting individual.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Race_Betterment_Foundation
"The Race Betterment Foundation was a eugenics and hygiene foundation founded in 1906 at Battle Creek, Michigan by John Harvey Kellogg due to his concerns about race degeneracy."
"And why is Curious George still subservient to the Man in the big yellow hat? #FreeCuriousGeorge he was a good litlle monkey and dindu nuffin"
He prefers to be called Bi-curious George these days.
We were just making head way on "buy USA" but frankly all this BLM sh!t is going to make me welcome the ChiComs if they will only burn these witchs with fire.
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> Why does she equate monkeys with people of color?
Let me tell you about what was, about 15 years ago, the most popular night club in Ferndale, Michigan, about a block from Woodward Avenue (on which "cruising" was practically invented, at least according to Life Magazine), one block south of 9-Mile road. Every weekend night, it seems was a sell-out performance. All the black kids from Detroit and Oak Park and Southfield mobbing the door (I wouldn't say lining up around the block, because, well they weren't... instead, they always formed a crowd overflowing into the street to the point of obstructing traffic. The Ferndale city council, overflowing with homos, well, of course they didn't want the city's cops to do anything about this form of uncivilized behavior.)
So what was the name of the club which was filled to capacity with black patrons, every single weekend night?
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The Monkey Barrel
Monkeys, on the other hand, absolutely deplore any suggestion that monkeys could conceivably equate to people of color.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lI7Ipnaq24A
She is certain they're lesser beings. That's why she views them as pets.
You do realize Ms. Onasanya, despite her obviously Anglo-Saxon surname, is so black she gets marked absent at night school?
@13 "Can we get bulk pallets of this stuff to donate to Antifastan?"
OMG! There's a truly terrifying picture! All those loonies hopped up on sugar AND righteousness?!?
@15 "Koko (hidden in the word 'Coco') and her kitten. She was a gorilla. I'm triggered"
Koko was probably a trans - did you SEE "her" muscles?!? And the hair in it... her back?!? And the kitten signals gay too! Or would that be furry?
bramley says "Enoch was right" wrote:This woman is a cereal killer.
Well played.
The monkey on the cereal box looks like a Caucasian European. There are no monkeys in Europe! Kellogg's needs to stop appropriating our Caucasian culture in their sad attempt to sell a brown cereal...
You know how the milk turns light brown as the chocolate is absorbed by the milk? That's diversity.
Labour MP Fiona Onasanya, who has written to Kellogg's asking why they chose that animal to represent the chocolate-flavoured cereal when Rice Krispies uses 'three white boys'.
Stupid bitch, you just answered your own question!
I will admit, though, that I'm reaching the conclusion that it is patently offensive to primates to compare them with anything brown, specifically the sepia-skinned affiliates of Blacks Looting and Marauding. As for the Coco Pops monkey, he has nothing to do with either the aforementioned sepia-skinned marauders or their violent behavior, and neitherdoes the product he represents. I also take serious offense at Mizz Fake MP Not-a-real-Briton's suggestion that he does.
"a WiFi password surname."
DAYUM, I am SO gonna steal that one! ROTFLMFAO!!!
Nihil Dicit wrote:You do realize Ms. Onasanya, despite her obviously Anglo-Saxon surname, is so black she gets marked absent at night school?
Yes. It's not just liberals who are the real racists.
Uncle Ben's rice.
There's an EXCELLENT BBQ place near me, best smoked ribs in the state. The name is Stonewall's. They have plates named the Andy Jackson, the Robert E Lee, etc.
I make sure to give them my business often.
The obvious thing for Kellogg's to do now, is to place the righteous face of Onasanya on Coco Poops instead.
"Fruity Pebbles" is homophobic.
The monkeys on Gibraltar in Spain must be gone since the British Empire is now kaput.
I must have entered a new reality. I'm 35 and I've never heard of this cereal. Damn CERN.
In the USA this cereal is called cocoa Krispies
They tried renaming them coco krispies or choco krispies and getting shot of the monkey a few years ago, and changed it back after massive public outcry. I wonder what will happen this time.
I wonder what will happen this time.
They'll drop the monkey and take whatever loss that causes in sales. The marketing departments of all these major corporations are SJW converged, even if their boards aren't entirely. They'll fake up numbers to show that a new PC mascot will increase sales, if that's what it takes to convince the bosses to go along.
What's wrong with Snap, Crackle and Pop? Sounds like a jogger community.
ZeroHedge picked up this story: and it still allows comments ... https://www.zerohedge.com/political/meanwhile-britain-cereal-racist
Racism.
It's not just for breakfast anymore.
I always thought it was a bear.
@Dan Karelian That made me laugh. Good one.
Three white boys? So we're literally elves then I guess. Retarded jailbird witch....
"She is certain they're lesser beings. That's why she views them as pets."
>"You do realize Ms. Onasanya, despite her obviously Anglo-Saxon surname, is so black she gets marked absent at night school?"
I'm not seeing any necessary conflict here. What do they call that again, internalized racism?
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