The greatest showman
AC reports on a hilarious rumor floating around the chans. If it's not true, President Trump's team should make it true:
The 6 January elector ‘ballot’ count is going to go down as the greatest troll of all time.
You may or may not know, but the Vice President gets to count the electors. That’s the one thing the Constitution makes crystal clear. Apparently the plan is for Mike Pence to roll in a Dominion voting machine (or a knock off that looks like one). He’s then going to pull out a USB drive, update the software just before the count, and use the machine to count the elector ballots.
Remember, this will be on national television. The count will not only come out fractional, but it will result in more votes than actual electors AND result in Trump winning more electors than Biden.
The chamber is expected erupt in chaos. Obviously the count will be challenged. Pence will then conduct a ‘recount,’ but he will use the machine to print the recount ballots and then hand count those. The recounted number will be similar to the original count, only changing by a couple votes, but it will result in Trump winning by even more than before.
Dems are expected to cry “fraud” and Pence will object and call for order. He will tell them that it’s too late to challenge because it’s already done. The count is finished. He will then deliberately wipe the machine’s software.
I SO want to believe....
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That would be so much fun. Sauce for the goose is sauce for the gander.
At some point, Pence should be interrupted by a water pipe not bursting.
Never happen....but I LIKE IT!
If only Karen Pence could fall into a coma and wake up the morning of the 6th with Mike by her side.
"Karen what do you want me to do l?"
"I want you to win, Mike. Win!"
Let's not foget that the Democrats will be forced to leave the room, halfway through the count.
And the votes from Edison, East Dakota, and Wisconsim.
He also should pull out a suitcase full of elector ballots from below a nearby table.
To really make the point, stop the count and tell everybody leave, then park a van out back with some "newly discovered votes"....at 4AM
Q's vendetta with some Benny Hill.
"Ladies and gentlemen, President Trump wins re-election by 832 electoral votes to 235. The machine has spoken. This is the way."
And then TGE goes full Cromwell on the Swamp!
A girl's gotta dream...
At some point, can we have a guy in a FedEx uniform hurry into the chamber with a box and say "sorry, got held up on the tunpike" then hand Pence the box, which Pence immediately starts running through the machine - 100% for Trump of course.
Pence would be immortalised for all recorded history!
Michael Richard Pence, the greatest troll of all time
You know Russia will go for Trump.
Holy crap, this needs to happen. Only because Trump is the master troll might it happen.
I can only hope Trumps TV showmanship still is strong in him and he goes for this...
And runs and runs about 3-4 times
I did not know where else to thank you BUT on a more pleasant note: the first 3 volumes of the Castalia books Order just came VD! They are awesome!!!
I hope Pence isn't tempted by the false middle path: throw out a states electors, to look like he did something, but not enough to make Trump the winner.
You know there's prob some calculating weasel suggesting it.
I expected that SCOTUS might play that game, rather than completely ducking the Texas case.
I would pay to see that.
This happening would make all the crap we've put up with in 2020 worth it.
Please let this happen, this would be utterly amazing.
That would be the greatest troll ever. It would have a higher body count than covid from all the aneurysms it would induce amongst liberals
Pence is too "textbook" to do something like that. But I like the idea.
A better show would be for Pence to come out, say everybody knows the leftists tried a coup, and then announce they are all going to be crushed starting that moment.
Then his eyes glow red and get brighter as Nadler, Schumer, and Pelosi scramble as best they could to run away.
Is there a way to hold up paper or cardboard to block their view while he counts?
This would be a fantastic hand to play.
P.T. Barnum would resurrect in approbation.
And Dominion will threaten to sue AC for whatever!
"And now if the audience will look under their seats... You guessed it! More electors for Trump, well golly gee we'd better count 'em up."
The only thing that would top this would if the finale to the votes involved some cop types that walk into the chambers with arrest warrants for the various crimes relating to foreign influence, then give the corruptocrats the opportunity to do the perp walk on live TV as they're escorted downtown.
That would be truly epic. The rhetoric vs. dialectic value would be off the charts.
Do it Trump!
This sounds like it's coming from a Brit.
Their parliament is far less rigid and more likely to see antics like this than US chambers.
That would be AWESOME if he did that! Along with all of the other comments from other bloggers (above)! Karma's a bitch, isn't it??? Demonrats!!! Praying for President Trump! The truth will set us free!!!
It should report Salome Vicaducivich as winner in Georgia
If something like this is planned it will be the funniest thing that has ever happened.
Hope this is true. Trump is nowhere close to conceding, but Ali's Jan 6 protest seems to have run into some issues.
That's only Act I.
In Act II, the Capitol building rips loose from the ground and builds up to 320kts airspeed as the Bowtie Brigades go into over-spin mode, all declaiming 'Muh Propriety! Dignity! Respek fur Office!" It was last seen making the great circle route for Spitzbergen Island and its polar bear colonies.
VP Pence swan-dove off the west (tail) portico steps in a steerable parachute, making a perfect landing on the Naval Observatory grounds.
I like it, nein... me love's it.
Not happening, but would be hilarious...
Tangential: contra the previous reassurances that the transition pause was not significant, the Nat Review writes that Biden's team is now claiming obstruction (https://www.nationalreview.com/news/biden-claims-trump-defense-budget-officials-obstructing-transition/)
Oh, please... please let this be true. Absolutely legendary! On the same day as millions of patriots storming the nation's capital. I love it!
Well, I just booked my hotel room in Alexandria for the 6th, I will be there in DC for the big reveal. That would be quite the spectacle! I imagine I will have to fight tooth and nail to get back to my car, haha.
The only problem with this is if he actually did it we would have to find a way to chisel both him and Trump on Mt. Rushmore.
President of the Senate...
Pence!
We salute you!
I would rename all my kids Trump Pence (redacted).
Now that would be EPIC
Red State has run an article where they say that Texas "sues Pence" over the election. Is that really an accurate description, or is the Texas suit perhaps giving Pence a better justification for doing what needs to be done?
You know that IF it was done as suggested by the comments here, the ENTIRE Proggie Matrix would scream “Muh Solemnity!!”; so...
what more could be added by Pence to double-down?
;u)
~ Greybeard
i still pray he does something and doesn't cuck out and leave it all to trump.
A LARP to be sure, but a welcome one
If you don't hear a good rumor by 10:00 a.m., start one.
This is the kind of thing I wish was true, for the sheer balls and hilarity of it. This would make Pence a contender in 2024.
Oh please Oh please Oh please!!!!
I laugh myself into a state of nasal congestion if that happened!!!!
Oh, let it be so. I really want to vote for Pence and his two terms followed by Trump jr. and his two, followed by [?]. At this point I will have disappeared into the sunset most likely. But, would die a happier man.
1 in 6 million™ chance.
Pence needs to bring his guitar and pay bible camp songs until every swamp creature slithers back in their holes.
I will celebrate with steak and catsup
Thats pretty delicious.
This scenario would leave Nancy Pelosi collapsed, drooling and blubbering in the aisle. What a show that would be!
How many electoral votes will the state of Jefferson get?
i honestly expect Pence to do a very simple straight forward thing... I expect him to throw all the ballots from states that sent dual electors out... which would give the election to Trump.
@29. Pence needs to count the Trump electors too, we don't want this thrown into the House...
In related news, Trump dethroned Obama as America's most admired man according to Gallup...
I SO want to believe
I think that makes all of us. It would be especially delicious to hear the demonrat/RINO screams of "FRAUD!"
#29 Even this simple act will cause the Beast to howl and thrash and deploy its anarchic hordes. The Insurrection Act will do the rest.
http://forthesonsofthewest.home.blog
“The great state of Middle Virginia casts its electors for Donald Trump!”
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
I think back to when the media clowned Pence for not wanting to be alone in a room with a woman that wasn't his wife. Trump backed him up. I think about how quiet Pence has been. The media's focus is on Trump and what he will do nobody is really looking at Pence as a real threat. They should be.
- Pence calls joint session to order
- Pence announces there's been a huge pipe burst
- Pence tells representatives and Senators they need to evacuate
- Pence stays behind to count the votes
- Trump wins with over 400 electoral votes
- Trump and Pence accuse people who find the count suspicious of "threatening our sacred democracy"
Let us go full troll then: "President Trump is re-elected, 2020 votes to 666!".
Although,really, I'm with Nate on this; Pence seems too milquetoast for such bravura.
I can't see Pence turning himself into a joke. He's too straight-laced.
Mike should show up and park out front...in an RV identical to the Nashville unibomber's
Pence might be too straight laced for it but maybe we should call and email him to encourage some more Trump like behavior.
Wouldn't it be simpler if Pence just machine gunned the entire assembly? I mean, is there anything in the Constitution that forbids that? I don't think so, and so many problems would be solved quickly and without complication.
Don't forget the plexiglass and cardboard!
"sorry, got held up on the turnpike"
Minor correction...
"sorry, these just landed from Arizona"
My dream scenario is for Pence to pull a "Hanse Davion" and announce the occupation of Canada due to Chi-com troops on Salt Spring Island.
"Canada votes for Trump. The paratroopers landed on Parliament Hill 5 minutes ago."
LARP or not, why am I laughing so hard while reading this?
And during his lunch break, the power will go off, and when it comes back on again Trump will have an additional 20 votes.
Can you imagine how absolutely demoralized, humiliated, and defeated his enemies would feel if this actually happened?
"Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand" -Mark Twain
Having neither seen nor heard much from Pence in these last four years, it is hard to predict the man's action with any certainty. I am hopeful that "the plan" would have been devised even before Trump announced his run in 2015, meaning Pence would have been selected specifically because he was the right man for the role he would eventually play in the execution of the plan.
Given what we now know about the Beast's election fraud machine, one could make the case that military intelligence had all the knowledge and means to intervene in the 2016 election, and prevented the fraud that would have put the Hideous Hildabeast in the White House, and thus place the plan into effect.
We shall soon see what God will allow on Jan 6 and its aftermath. I will be there, come hell or high water.
The machine should be called "Deep Space 9" The final vote tally should be 510.17 to 390.666
A truly legendary moment if it were to happen. I can imagine people downloading the video, copied onto flash drives and thumb drives and external HDDs, uploading it to various servers, and burning it to disks just to preserve it for posterity. Ah, a man can dream...
Now you are talking! So much simpler, and effective. Be sure he pull a big suitcase of votes out from under a table.
IMO you guys have Pence wrong, 'textbook'? Sure, but because he's 'textbook' that means he lacks a sense of humor? If I think I understand what you guys mean by 'textbook', then for my own sake I hope not, let alone Pence' and for the sake of what's proposed in this article! Through the lens herein, in tandem with an intuitive read on his public speech patterns, I could perceive Pence to be disposed to dry-humor and admittedly even, like Trump, he also has a knack for presentation.
Two notes:
1. I speculate that he's the kinda man that would lose a staring contest... I-mean-look-at-'im. Always a half smile, but often squinting like he's blinded. These are such the attributes of a man readily on the verge of a good laugh. Mind you, I speak as a man with similar blessings/curses: straight-face with the textbook demeanor. Trust me when I say, I like humor but my compatriots wouldn't think so until they get to know me... I'm saying nay-sayers don't know Pence.
2. Both the rhetorical appeal and the dialectics are there. They're there and they not only support this feat of a presentation but even encourage it, obviously at that!
I don't think the question is whether or not Pence will humor us - I think the real question is: he walks into the chambers of congress.. he's gonna have to lay the smack down. What's his theme song?
Next level rhetoric.
Or accept the contesting votes because the signature looks correct enough.
There seems to be a lot doubts about what Pence is up to, and even if he is trust worthy....
Could the President right and man really sell him out?
Pence Disagreed with Louie Gohmert on Electoral College Vote Before Lawsuit
https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2020/12/disgrace-pence-disagreed-louie-gohmert-electoral-college-vote-lawsuit/
Pence gave in to LGBT pressure when he was the Governor of Indiana, he’s already stated he booked a trip to Isreal, Bahrain and Poland. It sounds like he’s gonna try to wait out the scorn.
@88 dds. remember that we at this time assume all these petty differences, arguments, etc could be deliberate disinformation.
@88, gatewaypundit is suggesting that Pence doesn't want to do anything controversial on the 6th, and Gohmert is trying to push him. I wonder if Pence and Gohmert cooked this up to give Pence cover to act?
Yo...
My wife just yelled at me for laughing out loud. Thanks.
Only thing better would be if Trump himself did it.
Which maybe he could:
1. Resign
2. Pence gives him a blanket pardon
3. Pence makes Trump his VP, Senate likely doesn't get to confirm since he was already elected President.
5. Trump as VP and President of the Senate puts on the electoral count troll-a-palooza
6. Trump is inaugurated as President again two weeks later.
Some will say this typeof strategy would make a mockery of our electoral system and discourage future voters from voting because of the electoral mockery. Those people are idiots who do not believe in truth at all. If the Democrats are allowed to get away with the election fraud, no one should trust the electoral system ever again. Mr. Vice President, please bring the poetic justice.
has everyone forgotten in this kerfuffle all those indictments that we all recently knew were gonna be unsealed all at once?
i, for one, have been thoroughly convinced by Mr Day's perspective here. so much that i readily expect we may soon drown in leftist tears
salty
That plan can fail in about 100 different ways
It does sound fantastical, and I am skeptical about this happening. Nonetheless, something dramatic like that would pierce through the endless barrage of propaganda in a very visible and visceral way. Especially if it was followed up by perp walks of those directly responsible for the crooked software or the real-time manipulation of the tallies, however low they are in the pecking order.
Joking decides great things, Stronger and better oft than earnest can. -- John Milton
OR
It's all fun and games until a drone's Directed Energy Weapon shoots everyone's eyes out. -- Me
Let’s not forget he needs to stop the count in the middle and tell everyone to get out due to a water leak in the building next door. As they get back in after a couple of hours, he presents the results.
After 15 years with no cable, I would still sign up for whatever TV service is required to watch this!
FYI: ITS DONE SON!!!!!!!!!
FROM Candace Owens:
“ At the moment, POTUS is sitting on a stack of Trump cards that he's just waiting to unleash...a royal flush!
He has court cases that will go to the Supreme Court and thanks to the Texas case, he's now aware how to file them properly...under article 3 not 2...so the SCOTUS will be forced to listen.....
He now has the DNI report. Barr stepped down and can now be a witness.....he did his job. Durham is special counsel and can prosecute, in any state....
He’s letting civil, criminal and federal courts fail to handle the situation properly.....so he can use military tribunals. He has ALL the data from the NSA, the Kraken supercomputer, the Alice supercomputer and likely many more computers, unknown to us....
He has the dueling electors from 7 state legislatures. He has VP Pence, as the final arbiter of which ballots to accept.....
He has the Insurrection Act, the NDAA, the national emergency, the 14th amendment, the 2018 executive order, the 2017 very first EO, the Patriot Act, the FISA warrants, the Declassification of everything, people swearing affidavits by the 1000s.
He has all the statistical data being analyzed....along with the videos, emails, phone calls and bank transfer statements.....showing the coordination of the coup d'etat.
He has RICO and he has the crimes against humanity videos. Wikileaks just dropped extensive information and Assange will be pardoned. Assange can then openly discuss the murder of Seth Rich....
Now that the governors and secretary of states certified and Biden accepted....they each committed and knowingly agreed to acts of Treason....
Solar Winds was literally just raided and Dominion is closing down, as well. He has the CIA servers, used to change dominion machine votes from Trump to Biden...and he will soon have access to the actual machines, themselves....
He baited the Deep State into staying in DC, so they can be arrested. Biden hasn’t accepted any transition money and Harris has still not given up her seat on the senate....
The military has infiltrated Antifa and BLM. He has all their financial records. He knows which politicians took Chinese and Soros money....both Republican and Demo-rat....
He positioned Christopher Miller as secretary of defense and Ezra-Cohen Watnick as assistant secretary of defense. He literally just wrote an executive order, regarding the military line of succession. Many suspect Watnick to be Q.
He is defunding the CIA. He just replaced Kissinger & Allbright on the National Security Advisory Board.....with men loyal to him.
The military has been flying planes, far more than usual, all over the country. The Navy just parked mega fleets on both coasts. The 82nd Airborne is preparing for an operation....which is the same group that General Flynn & AG Donoghue were enlisted.
Pieces are finally falling into place. POTUS has it all! He is just laying out the pieces and building the narrative. He knows he won and they committed Treason! He set a trap and they walked right in, without hesitation.
He gave the Deep State the chance to come clean and try to fix things. They chose Treason!
Patriots in control! Nothing can stop what's coming.
He should bring out 50 white rural males wearing Trump masks to count the electors. It will be fair though because there will be one black female observer allowed 24 feet away at all times behind plexiglass and cardboard. Then he can talk about election integrity and safeguards and how no widespread fraud doesn't exist all while ignoring and rejecting any illogical challenges based on insufficient information or latches.
It's not unconstitutional per se, but the United States Code might take issue at several hundred First Degree Murders.
95 comments so far, with no one predicting the most likely outcome: Pence certifying for Biden.
It's the fade-play*, and very probably the plan all along since almost nobody appears to expect it, at least not that they're letting on.
(*When Lin Wood, CodeMonkeyZ, et al, are all spamming Twitter around-the-clock with Pence pompom-waving cheerleader giddiness, how can you not move in on a contrary call?)
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It's a simple three-act play, and we're reaching the end of Act 2, where the hero is at rock-bottom, betrayed by everyone he trusted.
@60 "This scenario would leave Nancy Pelosi collapsed, drooling and blubbering in the aisle."
Oh, so a normal day in the House?
@97 "That plan can fail in about 100 different ways"
Only has to succeed in one.
@103 "It's not unconstitutional per se, but the United States Code might take issue at several hundred First Degree Murders."
This is WAR, buddy! There's no 'murder of the enemy' during a pitched battle. Defense of country, defense of self, defense of the innocent. Justified!
@103 Well aren't you the smart boy. Go have yourself a sperg sandwich. Good grief.
101 PJW Gent: May it be so!
We have to remember that even if Pence does his duty to POTUS and America, the dems will find some skanky lawfare/Senate "rules" way to overturn it. And McConnell and the Rinos will be fully onboard too. This was always going to go to the next stage: Trump's emergency powers and We,The People. I'm sure someone as brilliant as DJT has factored all this in. May 2021 be the Year of the Patriot!
“a few tac nukes could do major damage to thousands of our Patriots as well as take out the Leader”
http://voxday.blogspot.com/2020/12/why-i-am-confident.html?showComment=1609084300388&m=1#c5018034577869810995
“victory depended entirely on Stonewall Jackson not getting shot by a retard on his own side.”
“Only has to succeed in one”
One is not good enough. If it was that simple, it would be that simple to stop. It has to be beyond the ability of apathy to reject, much less for Promethians to prevent. A “gas main,” “some random retard,” whatever, those things can not be big enough to win/lose.
Splendid idea. Here's hoping Trump hears about it in time to pull it off.
xevious2030 wrote:“Only has to succeed in one”
One is not good enough.
Correct. A plan that depends on luck is a pretty weak plan.
Successful people usually have multiple plans, and work them in parallel. When one fails, that's OK because there are others.
Then I shall buy a boat, eat popcorn, and enjoy the show whilst floating on the Sea of Woe.
"At my signal, unleash hell." -Maximus Decimus Meridius
Best connect the dots article I have read. Mt. Rushmore? We're gonna need a bigger rock.
https://mynewscorp.com/why-is-president-trump-so-calm-sometimes-the-simplest-explanation-is-the-right-one/
This thread should so be titled, "A Man Walks into Congress".
this just happened! https://twitter.com/PatrickByrne/status/1344504154312626177
“Correct. A plan that depends on luck”
It’s beyond that. Any plan would have to include many people that would be against the plan, their decisions and reactions. It can’t be left dependent on the decisions/existence of specific individuals, or particular tastes. It can’t be left to a few small changes wrecking everything or wrecking things enough. It has to be related to large group behavior subtitle to negate individual tendency.
A snowball does not care which snowflakes it picks up, rolling downhill, only that the appropriate path is available and begun, and that the obstacles are insufficient. “Nothing can stop what is coming.”
If Pence uses a Dominion machine, it's going to be the cleanest electoral count in history!
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