Tuesday, January 19, 2021

The Narrative is just weird

Donald Trump is LIVID! So JEALOUS and ENVIOUS of all the Hollywood star power wielded by Joe Biden!

Donald Trump is furious that Joe Biden has managed to attract a star-studded lineup to his inauguration, it has been claimed - in sharp contrast to the president's own ceremony four years ago. Trump, who will leave the White House before noon on Wednesday, was reported by The Washington Post to be angry that a roll call of stars are signing up to Biden's event.

While Trump famously struggled to attract big names, Biden has confirmed Jennifer Lopez, Lady Gaga, Tom Hanks and country star Garth Brooks for his event.

What the Actual? It appears the mainstream media has gone so deeply into hiding that its daily Narrative is now being written by 13-year-old female interns. 

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Blogger Angela January 19, 2021 8:05 AM if GEOTUS be upset a bunch of pedos lined up to perform for the Kid Sniffer.

Blogger Matthew T January 19, 2021 8:05 AM  

It's funny because if you don't have kids, or aren't a teacher or whatever, you might not have a sense of what is age-appropriate writing. I agree that this actually looks like something my 12-year-old would write as a magazine parody.

Blogger Otto January 19, 2021 8:06 AM  

Not 13 year old female interns. Just female interns.

To women (of all ages), this kind of stuff matters. So, they assume it must matter to men as well.

Blogger Dane January 19, 2021 8:07 AM  

It does pander to Hollywood. The Glitterati believe Trump is a reality tv con man not worthy of licking their boots since they are yeal celebrities. The idiots will probably flock to DC like popinjays in heat. Boasting with their smug grins that le revolution was succesful and they are its champions.
Cant wait for the curtain to fall.
Cross the Rubicon

Blogger MichaelJMaier January 19, 2021 8:07 AM  

Nothing says "hip and modern" like Garth Brooks.

Damn.... even in his day, people hated him for making "modern country". He was Shania before Shania was Shania.

Blogger Tomato bear January 19, 2021 8:08 AM  

What tuh? (Jesse Lee Peterson voice)

Blogger T.L. Ciottoli January 19, 2021 8:09 AM  

They are writing FOR 13-year-old female minds. This includes the soyboys and fags.

Blogger Unknown January 19, 2021 8:10 AM  

Locally, there is a suburb of Detroit that has a great living history museum complex (not Ford's Greenfield Village, that is a whole another level).

So the diversity director of the Detroit museum rented billboards in the suburb accusing them of racism. Because she is trying to fore traffic away from their complex.

One of the city council pointed out the diversity director was full of crap, since she has a bunch of moving violations in black Detroit, and none in white Livonia.

The media has been on a two day racism pearl clutching over the comments, without reporting on what he actually said, just making up crap, and spewing it.

But this 'livid and jealous' garbage is even worse. It is like something a 13 year old would write.

Blogger Nea January 19, 2021 8:12 AM  

These fucking lunatics have created an image of a stupid, unbalanced, narcissistic Trump and so they fit the narrative. And that's why it will cost them dearly.

Blogger Karen took the Kids January 19, 2021 8:13 AM  

'Sources close to the Pwezzydent say he didn't even finish all his Cinnamon Toast Crunch yesterday "

Blogger Doktor Jeep January 19, 2021 8:13 AM  

Thing is, this narrative only serves to further illustrate who the ticket takers are.

Blogger Steve Canyon January 19, 2021 8:16 AM  

I think the only question anyone really has about this is: "Would this star-studded gala do better in the ratings than the NBA?" Or the NFL.

Blogger Boaty Bear January 19, 2021 8:17 AM  


"Na Na Nana na!"

Blogger Joeplanet January 19, 2021 8:17 AM  

What?! This makes me so angry that I just ...

No, wait. That didn’t happen either.

Blogger Daniele Grech Pereira January 19, 2021 8:18 AM  

This was the highlight of my morning:

"Security for Wednesday's event will be incredibly tight with 25,000 National Guard troops - twice as many as previously deployed for other inaugurations"

Yes, pretty tight security at that forthcoming inauguration.

Blogger MagaJapan January 19, 2021 8:19 AM  

The narrative IS probably being written by 13 year old females.

Blogger Tallen January 19, 2021 8:20 AM  

Why, more pedowood stars should show up to make him even more angry. Right this way into the barbed-wire fence please...

Blogger Maniac January 19, 2021 8:20 AM  

Has-beens, pedos and perverts. I'd be green too.

Blogger Manster January 19, 2021 8:20 AM  

Ahhh yes... TGE, as well as everyone else in America, is shocked at Hollywood's decision to support democrats. Obviously, Trump never saw this coming, and is extremely upset!

Blogger Harambe January 19, 2021 8:21 AM  

Like we've forgotten how the "celebs" were "discouraged" to perform at his inauguration.

Blogger Alex Martinez January 19, 2021 8:22 AM  

I wanted to say I’m glad for you Blog, definitely a breath of fresh Air.

Anonymous Anonymous January 19, 2021 8:22 AM  

The Washington Shitpost just makes crap up and the human centipede known as Liberals suck it from each others asses and mouths for nourishment.

Blogger vinifera January 19, 2021 8:23 AM  

I wonder how many of these illuminati performers will be arrested?

Blogger Bigger Bunyip January 19, 2021 8:25 AM  

Admittedly it is a subtle difference between a 13 year old and a main stream media blogger....

Blogger Tatooine Sharpshooters' Club January 19, 2021 8:25 AM  

BIG NAMES! A clapped-out whore, a whore who would be clapped out if her lunacy didn't frighten actual humans, a milquetoast dope who hasn't done decent work in years, and someone I was positive was dead. Quite the line-up, Jumbled Joe.

Blogger M. ANTHONY January 19, 2021 8:26 AM  

I love it when the media say someone they hate "famously struggled" to do anything. That just means "we totally made this up but we want you to believe it has always been common knowledge."

Blogger Jack Aubrey January 19, 2021 8:26 AM  

Lets hope we catch a few Hollywood pedos in the net as well.

Blogger Jpc January 19, 2021 8:27 AM  

Glad the MSM have the main aspects of the Biden presidency identified already.

Blogger Beto January 19, 2021 8:30 AM  

Pedowood hasbeens.

Blogger travvyboy January 19, 2021 8:32 AM  

I'd rather never associate with those celebrities. I'd feel worse off if I ever had to be in the same room as them.

Blogger Dex January 19, 2021 8:32 AM  

Haha you can't even make this stuff up!

Blogger Tatooine Sharpshooters' Club January 19, 2021 8:37 AM  

Of course, the real point is to cast Trump as petty, immature and vindictive. No need to tell you why that is, right?

Blogger Haus frau January 19, 2021 8:38 AM  

I can almost hear the reporter's voice in that excerpt. She sounds just like Alicia Silvertone in Clueless. These people really can't understand that we don't value the same things they do.

Blogger Opus January 19, 2021 8:39 AM  

As I recall Kanye West wanted to perform in 2017 but the Donald did not think it quite appropriate. He won't be appearing in 2021 either. lol

Blogger Unknown January 19, 2021 8:39 AM  

It feels like 2014 again reading that.

Knee deep in the fake news, fake state, fake government, fake everything except all the lies are very real.

Blogger jadair04 January 19, 2021 8:41 AM  

The MSM is teen gossip now...LOL. js

Blogger Rick January 19, 2021 8:42 AM  

Somewhere there is a Trump Teamer, who leaked that fake story to the press, reading that in the paper and giggling to himself.
These people are stupid.

Blogger thechortling January 19, 2021 8:44 AM  

Aren't these all people who promised us they'd leave the country in Trump's first term? If they didn't make good on that promise... what are they promising now?

Blogger Rick January 19, 2021 8:44 AM  

Would be awesome if it was the masked Major General of the DC NG who leaked it to the press.

Blogger Eduardo January 19, 2021 8:46 AM  

You see boys and girls, politics is about celebrities.

24 hours to go folks. Twenty-four hours of tension.

Blogger MagisterGreen January 19, 2021 8:48 AM  

Orange Man is just so bad and evil and bad and icky and gross and, like, so uncool.

Blogger Damelon Brinn January 19, 2021 8:50 AM  

The more banana the republic, the more it has to shore up its fake popularity with celebrities, parades, flag-waving ceremonies, etc. I suspect that people who lived through third-world dictatorships would find it all very familiar.

Blogger Mr.MantraMan January 19, 2021 8:50 AM  

Per usual I skipped reading the article, the T&A and went straight to the best rated comments. Usually it is a right wing populist set of rants but the left came out in force and dominated.

I used to say the Left communicated in public at about college sophomore chick level but I stand corrected by Vox, definitely 13 year old girl level these days.

Anonymous Anonymous January 19, 2021 8:51 AM  

The last time I remember these "stars" being relevant was in the 1990s. Well... except for Lady Gaga who I once thought was a pop singer from the 90s that is trying to make a comeback. I was a teenager back then and I'm closer to 40 now.

Why would any grown man be jealous of any of this? This is surreal.

Blogger Scooby Jackson January 19, 2021 8:52 AM  

“The best thing about visiting the President is the food! Now, since it was all free, and I wasn’t hungry but thirsty, I must’ve drank me fifteen Dr. Peppers.” - Forrest Gump

Blogger Cappuccinobear January 19, 2021 8:54 AM  

Trump is soooooo totes jelly.

Blogger cavalier973 January 19, 2021 8:55 AM  

Garth has friends in low places.

Like, really, really low places.
Extremely low, extremely hot places.

Blogger B January 19, 2021 8:55 AM  

From the Real B: Garth Brooks was always a moron...

Blogger kapy53 January 19, 2021 8:55 AM  

Sounds like it's not just politicians walking into the trap.

Blogger Test 1 2 3 January 19, 2021 8:57 AM  

Mike Pompeo

Crossing the...

Blogger T.S. January 19, 2021 8:57 AM  

The fact that Garth Brooks could possibly be singing “the thunder rolls and the lighting strikes” confirms the Storm for me!

Blogger Sharrukin January 19, 2021 8:59 AM  

Pompeo just posted a painting of George Washington crossing the Delaware in a Durham boat.

Blogger Guitar Man January 19, 2021 9:00 AM  

Damn, they still think red Americans care about Hollywood.

Blogger George D. January 19, 2021 9:00 AM  

Apparently puberty causes girls to overwhelmingly believe that Israel is our greatest ally.

Blogger Sharrukin January 19, 2021 9:00 AM  

Pompeo just posted a picture of George Washington crossing the Delaware in a Durham boat.

Blogger Glen Sprigg January 19, 2021 9:01 AM  

Trump had a 16-year-old opera singer named Jackie Evancho to sing the national anthem. Biden has Lady Gaga ready to gyrate in some satanic ritual. And they think Trump is jealous?

It's like they are playing a game of 'Can You Top This?' but with abject stupidity as the goal.

Blogger John Rockwell January 19, 2021 9:04 AM  

Those interns are like children in adult bodies. Mentally they are still a child. Even as they are in their 30's and 40's.

Blogger basementhomebrewer January 19, 2021 9:04 AM  

We mock it and yet it is somewhat effective. I think McGinnis observed a few years ago that our society behaves at the level of a teenage babysitter. Scolding people for not following the latest trends, dictating what others should do and heaping scorn and ostracizing people we are told not to like.

Blogger Canadian Warlord January 19, 2021 9:05 AM  

Donald J. Trump himself is a bigger celebrity than those four, just by being on the airwaves longer.

Unless the measurement being used is complicity with the destruction of children, or the participation in mind control (Mazes and Monsters)?

Blogger Bill Quick January 19, 2021 9:13 AM  

Biden's star power?

More like Biden's Over-the-Hill Gang.

Blogger xevious2030 January 19, 2021 9:13 AM  

They may have hired Ru Paul to devise the talking points for distribution.

Blogger JWM in SD January 19, 2021 9:14 AM  

It's like they are trying to reset the clock to 4 years ago. Same for the ridiculous Russia incited the capital hill riot and wanted Nancy's laptop. It's still 2016 in Hitlery and Nancy's heads.

Blogger TechieDude January 19, 2021 9:15 AM  

I'm nearly certain he doesn't give two shts.

And who cares about a bunch of synchophants that have been giving any democrat they find a tongue bath.

I was halfway listening to the news this morning as they were chirping about a nomination - I think for homeland security. Was it about qualifications?

No. It was that wasn't it wonderful that they were choosing between a black, a hispanic, and something else I didn't hear.

Sounded like a joke. "A black and a hispanic walk into homeland security..."

I wish I was a minority so I could fail upward.

Blogger tdcommenter January 19, 2021 9:19 AM  

I argue that a mean girl theory that the CIC called up 25,000 reserve soldiers to put a damper on Biden's star studded inauguration makes more sense the black pill theory that Speaker of the House or the not-yet-CIC successfully short circuiting the chain of command and brought out those troops as a Deep State show of power.

Blogger Quiet Poetic January 19, 2021 9:21 AM  

im all conspirasied. Pompeop is tweeting 15 mins interval since 8am. still at 88% Qtard.

Blogger FallenImmortal January 19, 2021 9:22 AM  

It has been claimed... by us... we're desperate... please clap.

Blogger M In The 517 January 19, 2021 9:22 AM  

"Harriet Alexander"

I didn't know there was anyone around under the age of 70 named Harriet.

Blogger Daniel January 19, 2021 9:25 AM  

God, Becky. As if.

Blogger Ykvar January 19, 2021 9:31 AM  

How can anyone take the MSM seriously anymore?

Blogger Werekoala January 19, 2021 9:33 AM  

Lastday, Capricorn 29's. Year of the City: 230. Carousel begins.

Blogger Delaware Blue Hen January 19, 2021 9:34 AM  

Everything has gone off the deep end. In addition to all of this, there is the story about over 500 in the book industry signing a letter demanding no publisher offering a book deal to Trump or anyone in his admin. Trump once offered the SDL a role in ruling the galaxy in 2021 (at least DBD has a claim to this effect)--how about a possible offer for the Castalia House to publish the Trump memoirs?

Blogger FutureDeadWhiteButNotDeadYet Male January 19, 2021 9:35 AM  

Lahk Lotterally Hotler is lahk wow! Lotterally mahd!

Blogger Jcjc637 January 19, 2021 9:35 AM  

I blame health and safety guidelines stopping natural selection from doing its job these people’s ancestors line should of been wiped out centuries ago

Blogger Jcjc637 January 19, 2021 9:36 AM  

I blame health and safety guidelines stopping natural selection from doing its job these people’s ancestors line should of been wiped out centuries ago

Blogger Jcjc637 January 19, 2021 9:36 AM  

I blame health and safety guidelines stopping natural selection from doing its job these people’s ancestors line should of been wiped out centuries ago

Blogger sammibandit January 19, 2021 9:37 AM  

Jennifer Lopez is only famous in her mind, and she's at the top of the bill. 13 year old girl interns indeed.

Blogger Erich Schwarz January 19, 2021 9:40 AM  

The next few days on this blog are going to be ... interesting.

Blogger SecondComingOfBast January 19, 2021 9:42 AM  

Politicians are so disconnected to the values of the American people, we deserve divine punishment for even holding our noses to vote for any of them. They actually think we are impressed that the likes of Lady Gaga support Biden. Unbelievable!

Blogger Vox Cantoris January 19, 2021 9:43 AM  

Did anyone click on the link?

We've been here before.

The other "Vox"

Blogger Erich Schwarz January 19, 2021 9:45 AM  

Also, if Trump's "angry" that all the stars in Hollywood are pro-Biden, then he must have spent the last five years being willfully unaware of how he was seen by the U.S.'s elites. It's impossible to say just how much of the opposition to Trump was driven by sheer revulsion at his perceived tackiness; but that such revulsion exists, pervasively and strongly, has been palpable for the last half-decade. Trump either understands that, or he's delusional.

Blogger FALPhil January 19, 2021 9:47 AM  

I think Babylon Bee has a better story.

Blogger RJ January 19, 2021 9:49 AM  

Garth Brooks just DixieChicked his career.

Blogger Vox Cantoris January 19, 2021 9:52 AM  

Did anyone click on the link?

We've been here before.

The other "Vox"

Blogger Unknown January 19, 2021 10:03 AM  

80. Erich Schwarz January 19, 2021 9:45 AM
It's impossible to say just how much of the opposition to Trump was driven by sheer revulsion at his perceived tackiness;

they spent so much time accusing him of putting ketchup on steak i was starting to think that was a larger moral failing than grabbing pussies.

Blogger B January 19, 2021 10:04 AM  

Trump mentioned Hilary in his Jan. 6th speech and thus Hilary fired back. This has nothing to do with anything other than two cunts that get off on trashing Trump.

Blogger Nostromo January 19, 2021 10:05 AM  

The killbox, and this news, evokes memories of the scene in Conan where Conan, and his 2 associates sneak into the snake bacchanal, where the cooks are serving humanity. Let's hope for a similar ending.

Blogger The Last Roman January 19, 2021 10:09 AM  

I didn't have much of an opinion on Garth Brooks prior to this. Now I think we should send some corpse sniffing dogs to his property.

Blogger JD Curtis January 19, 2021 10:11 AM  

I nuked my Twitter account recently, but does anyone know if Pompeo has been still sending tweets in a regularly timed manner?

Blogger Gator McCluskey January 19, 2021 10:22 AM  

@80 He's not Erich. That's the point, which has clearly sailed over your pointy head.

Blogger Jeroth January 19, 2021 10:23 AM  

I was in earshot of local news the other day, and they were listing off everything Trump was requesting for his departure, including very specific demands for a "red carpet" to grace his departure. The propaganda is in fact being written at an elementary school level of sophistication.

Blogger PubliusFlavius January 19, 2021 10:28 AM  

I have taught guitar for almost 25 years. Kids these days do NOT listen to the shit put out by the people they prop up as 'stars'.

Blogger DiGi377 January 19, 2021 10:28 AM  

Let us never forget that Lady Gaga went to Marina Abramovic for "mentoring"

Blogger liberranter January 19, 2021 10:31 AM  


SJWs always project.

Blogger Shane Bradman January 19, 2021 10:32 AM  

>Jennifer Lopez
>Lady Gaga
Whore for international child traffickers
>Tom Hanks
Creepy, to say the least
>Garth Brooks
Never even heard of this "celebrity"

Meanwhile, Trump's 2016 inauguration had tens of millions of proud Americans. Which would a leader prefer?

Blogger Unknown January 19, 2021 10:33 AM  

Garth dixiechicked his career a long time ago.

Blogger d January 19, 2021 10:33 AM  

@82: RJ wrote:Garth Brooks just DixieChicked his career.

I find modern "country music" is to genuine folk what a churchian is to a Christian.

Blogger Ozymandius January 19, 2021 10:50 AM  

In other news, Biden has chosen transgender woman Rachel Levine to be part of his administration. Please prepare yourself if you have never seen what this "woman" looks like.

Blogger Arthur Isaac January 19, 2021 10:51 AM  

President Trump doesn't care that if this farce goes through that his family will have to move to non-extradition countries, no he's upset his inauguration wasn't as star studded as Sniffles.

Blogger SemiSpook37 January 19, 2021 10:54 AM  

Oddly enough, I have a 13 year old female in my house. Her reaction to this would be:


Blogger Dad29 January 19, 2021 11:03 AM  

written by 13-year-old female interns.


Blogger LaMachinna January 19, 2021 11:03 AM  

70. Wow, that's a blast from the past . Great movie!

Blogger Newscaper312 January 19, 2021 11:20 AM  

I could actually see him making some profane comment in passing, but "fuming about it"? Um, no.

Blogger megapotamus January 19, 2021 11:21 AM  

I don't see what Tom Hanks is going to do. Hamlet's soliloquy?

Blogger Steve Samson January 19, 2021 11:27 AM  

"Castalia House to publish the Trump memoirs?"

I'm never going to get that cup of Dark Lord Coffee am I...

Blogger vinifera January 19, 2021 11:27 AM  

I've read Springsteen is partaking in the celebration too but he's been outward on his communist beliefs for quite a while. Maybe Garth will begin to have the same 20,000 people at his shows as his audience massively deteriorates like Springsteen does here in the states.

Blogger Silent Draco January 19, 2021 11:30 AM  

Well, they're on time for the latest celeb-reality show, "Wheel of Gitmo".

Blogger Karen took the Kids January 19, 2021 11:31 AM  

Lord above, thanks for the heads up. A pediatrician too. Anyone who leaves their children near this thing should be in prison

Blogger James Dixon January 19, 2021 11:37 AM  

> ...and country star Garth Brooks for his event.

I would have thought better of Brooks at one time, but that was before I saw the billboard furor kek tonicus mentioned. It just goes to show that modern country music is as much a part of the system as any other kind, and many if not most have taken the ticket.

> He was Shania before Shania was Shania.

I can't argue with that. Though I've heard others claim Tanya Tucker was Shania long before Shania was Shania.

Blogger The Catholic Sheepdog January 19, 2021 11:51 AM  

I have saved this little 4chan infographic on certain phrases used by CNN with respect to the president. I think it is accurate here xD

It is SFW

Blogger SecondComingOfBast January 19, 2021 11:55 AM  

Folk musicians are mostly a bunch of commies, at least they were in the sixties. Country musicians of today aren't much better for the most part.

Blogger buwaya January 19, 2021 12:02 PM  

What got me about the sheer pettiness of the great and good re Trumps inauguration, is that Trump had Andrea Boccelli lined up to do "Nessun Dorma", which was very weirdly and wonderfully part of his musical themes in his campaign appearances. Boccelli was and is, I think, a man of the right, and was enthusiastic about the opportunity. He was doing it for free. But Boccelli was threatened by pretty much all the money people in the US opera world. Disgustingly petty.

Blogger DonReynolds January 19, 2021 12:11 PM  

The Court Jesters, Hollywood coke freaks, featured on the pages of US and People magazines and the tabloid press have always been revolting and disgusting, no matter what PR stunts they try to improve that image. Trump did not get elected because of the Hollywood freaks in 2016 and they were even more opposed to him in 2020. I seriously doubt that he is in the least bit annoyed that Lady Gag-gag and Cher Boney or any other pretend celeb would not appear at any of his events. After all, it would only have been for their own benefit. Donald Trump does not need any of them, or their approval, or their permission. I have managed not to hand them a cent of my own money nearly all of my life.

Blogger Phelps January 19, 2021 12:25 PM  

The reality is that Trump had a star studded lineup that far surpassed all of these. He had Donald Trump.

Blogger weka January 19, 2021 12:55 PM  

NZ Herald this morning "Trump scrambling to get guests to his farewell".

The woke going to debase, and it makes them stupid little shills.

Blogger tuberman January 19, 2021 3:48 PM  

>> ...written by 13-year-old female interns.


Simon has suggested the main newsies are reputed to already have ran for it, and the MSM has been Left to intern types. He suggests the News all over is MIA.

Blogger fitzhamilton January 19, 2021 4:58 PM  

On account of my roots, I showed up in boots, and ruined your black tie affair. I was the last one to show, you were the last one to know, I was the last one you thought you'd see there..

Blogger Bezzle January 20, 2021 12:42 AM  

@5. MichaelJMaier January 19, 2021 8:07 AM
Nothing says "hip and modern" like Garth Brooks.

..who has done for country music what grunge did to rock.

Blogger Leo Littlebook ID:16216229492837658552 January 22, 2021 7:32 PM  

The God-Emperor has a right to fury at Pedowood's slight

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