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Saturday, February 13, 2021

Star Wars gets even more brave and stunning

I know you'll all be shocked and delighted to learn that the SJWs at LucasFilm are intending to imake huge strides in better representation by introducing a "trans Jedi":

From the off, the Disney era of Star Wars aimed to diversify the franchise somewhat, with actors of color like John Boyega and Oscar Isaac in the main cast. Of course, the way their characters were sidelined by the time of The Rise of Skywalker has lost the studio a lot of points. Likewise, the LGBT representation in the saga is still virtually non-existent. For instance, the same-sex kiss between two women in TROS was hyped up before release, but easy to miss in the actual film.

Star Wars needs to make some huge strides in better representation across the board going forward, then, particularly when it comes to LGBTQ+ characters. And thankfully, it seems the studio is well aware of this and is working on a major first for the franchise, as insider Daniel Richtman claims that they want to introduce a trans Jedi in a future project.

It's strange to have reached such an age that I can barely even remember caring about Star Wars anymore. I mean, I know I did, I just don't remember how it felt. Now my interest is entirely sadistic and revolves primarily around how they are going to further murder the value of the historical IP.

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Blogger TiredPoorHungry February 13, 2021 2:05 PM  

This movie can only be saved (and resurrect the franchise) if the Transsexual role is played by Owen Benjamin.

Blogger Stilicho February 13, 2021 2:08 PM  

Jedi training was always a barely disguised grooming operation

Blogger SecondComingOfBast February 13, 2021 2:15 PM  

To be frank, I was never a Star Wars fan. But from what admittedly very little I know about tbe franchise, it seems to me a Jedi Master would adapt to tbe body he or she was born with and otherwise go on to overcome such delusional beliefs. But again, what tbe hell do I know?

Blogger Franz Lyonheart February 13, 2021 2:17 PM  

The memes will write themselves: As soon as the trans Jedi has "done the deed" and cut off his c*ck, then his light sabre won't extend anymore.

Blogger Bill Chunko February 13, 2021 2:19 PM  

The failures Disney has had with the last three movies can all be traced back to attempting to appease the sjw's.

Blogger kurt9 February 13, 2021 2:22 PM  

The one that came out in 2005 was the last Star Wars film I've seen. I keep reading too much about the woke silliness being injected into these films to bother watching any of them.

Blogger pyrrhus February 13, 2021 2:22 PM  

I remember Star Wars as a dumb space opera made interesting by Han Solo...never a fan...

Blogger Hates the Wicked February 13, 2021 2:23 PM  

I grew up obsessed with it, but now I'd rather watch a sci fi trilogy about a nation that used to be an empire whose young heroes defend and redeem their people as their former subjects try to kill them all off and enslave them.

Break every social taboo. Make freakishly athletic aliens obsessed with shoes, lazy aliens that flip a switch and look really hard working, incredibly stupid but great at memorizing aliens who can't control their bowel movements, and, of course, the midget aliens obsessed with making money.

The heroes convince their people to rise up and defend themselves, free them from permanent vassal status, and form their own nation as the empire of idiots collapses upon itself.

The true threat is a malevolent entity briefly and sparsely mentioned in their ancient texts, and a benevolent entity appears to them, reminding them of their people's past in waging war against it. The two protagonists of the story would be an Alpha stunted by the circumstances of the time who inspires his crew to help him rise to the top, while his Sigma rival-friend has an individual Hero's Journey that is metaphysical and helps protect the Alpha while doing so.

The cliffhanger being the evil entity has been contained for now, but is already mobilizing an otherwise dormant, highly intelligent people who just want to do their own thing against the collapsing empire to pursue glory.

Anything's better than Star Wars now, but the truth and vision we have amongst us would make one hell of a Sci Fi saga.

Blogger DeadMeat February 13, 2021 2:23 PM  

"Anakin, this council does not grant you the rank of master."

"WTF? Why not?"

"You're messing around with a.....ick...woman! You want to make master? Put on this dress and assume the position. Yoda's gettin' a little hyped up."

Blogger God Emperor Memes February 13, 2021 2:24 PM  

I remember *exactly* when I stopped caring about Star Wars: when I saw JarJar Binks.

Blogger DeadMeat February 13, 2021 2:30 PM  

I've noticed that I simply don't care anymore. I liked SW, and the movies I have are only the pre-SJW ones. I won't buy any of the others. The Suewalker saga I have no interest in and only watched the first based on some people here saying it wasn't that bad. Yes it was. I admit I liked the Mandalorian, but if they ruined it, I'd simply not watch it and wouldn't consider it a loss. I don't have TV service, so I only catch a few shows, and if they went SJW, oh well. It's funny how quickly you can stop caring once you minimize your exposure to it all.
I'm sure Vox isn't the only one who does take interest in seeing how ridiculous and "suicidal" these idiots will get with the franchises. I caught a snippet on Youtube of what I guess was the final battle between MarySuewalker and the Emperor from the last movie, with the whole "I'm all the Jedi" crap. It was such laughable cringe I actually liked it. The idea that die-hard fans who refuse to face reality would have that shoved in their faces and rubbed around like a turd was amusing. How much do they need done to them before they learn?

Blogger steb February 13, 2021 2:33 PM  

Clive James said that the medal ceremony at the end was enough to tell you that whatever the rebels were fighting for hadn't been worth it. I would like to read a fan-fic version where Rey takes over the galaxy and rules it like Angela Merkel though.

Blogger [Redacted] February 13, 2021 2:33 PM  

When will they retroactively declare Chewbacca to be a transgender Jewish lesbian? It is the real, tragic reason why she didn't get the gold star medal at the end of the first film.

Blogger Daniel February 13, 2021 2:36 PM  

"I mean, I know I did, I just don't remember how it felt."

Blogger APL February 13, 2021 2:40 PM  

Haven't watched Star Wars for ages. Won't be watching this one, either.

Blogger Patrick McNally February 13, 2021 2:41 PM  

What sounds so ridiculous in the quoted passage is that Lucas was diversifying with Lando as a black character in The Empire Strikes Back in 1980. They make it sound as if Lucas hadn't given any significant black role out in the early films. What they really mean is that Lucas still allowed that some whites were playing the primary roles, and they resent that.

Blogger Doktor Jeep February 13, 2021 2:41 PM  

When I saw the blog post heading I thought :'probably going to be tranny crap".

Blogger Unknown February 13, 2021 2:41 PM  

Eh, at least it won't need a real rope when it hangs itself.

Blogger binks webelf February 13, 2021 2:42 PM  

"Ended, the Star Wars, have."

Blogger R Devere February 13, 2021 2:44 PM  

Trans Jedi??? WTF???

When did the Babylon Bee acquire the franchise from Devil Mouse?

Blogger Stg58/Animal Mother February 13, 2021 2:44 PM  

Alternative energy taking it in the shorts today.

https://twitter.com/hydromerchant/status/1360635449694449667?s=19

Blogger Meanoldbasterd February 13, 2021 2:45 PM  

Lol, the trans-Shebear Jedi

Blogger IAMSpartacus0000 February 13, 2021 2:50 PM  

i really with we could get "Galaxies Edge" franchise going. much better story and mor interesting characters.

Blogger Newscaper312 February 13, 2021 3:09 PM  

Nice to see the way they admit (((Oscar Isaac))) is a person if color and not really white.

The pure opportunism of the jews' "fellow white people" schtick is getting increasingly revealed for what it was.


FWIW I have enjoyed him as an actor in other roles.

Blogger Unknown February 13, 2021 3:09 PM  

I can't even find the will to care about Star Wars.

It's a nothing franchise.

Blogger Br1cht February 13, 2021 3:10 PM  

I had an discussion with my Swedish Socialist friend regarding the state of SW and he looked at me with a mix of hurt and incomprehension in his eyes and and said, "Why are they doing this? With Trump gone, I..."

He couldn´t compute that even the profite motive is secondary to moulding the youth culture, if they lose money but can shape how the next generation think, that is when you can start to do things.

I´ll admit to thinking that the ever victorious SDL were a bit eccentric in putting so much of an effort in his comics but as usual he played ASL and we(or rather I) played Checkers..

May the Asteroid hit fast, hard and with a vengance.

Blogger Silent Draco February 13, 2021 3:12 PM  

Trans-Jedi = Sith?

As time passes, I understand and appreciate the need for an Emperor; better, one who reverts back to simply a King.

Blogger VFM 17 February 13, 2021 3:12 PM  

Fanfiction of a franchise has the potential to be bad.
Fanfic by fake-fans is guaranteed to be bad.

Blogger Teleport me off this rock February 13, 2021 3:17 PM  

Honestly, Lucas started the rot when the prequel transformed the Jedis from a noble fighting order of mental, physical and spiritual adepts into a backbiting bunch of bureaucrats walking around with clothespins on their little lightsabers. Devil Rat just finished off the kill by reducing the clear moral code of the Force into the typical Marxist muddle of relativism and whining.

By the way somethin', how the hell can a robot be a "slave"?

Blogger Ahărôwn February 13, 2021 3:18 PM  

Of course, Jedi are space monks, and don't have relationships. None of that matters to Disney, however.

As soon as they decided to ditch the EU, I was out. I knew they would ruin it then, and sure enough, they did.

IF they keep this up, the SDL might be able to have a crowd-sourced buy-out of the entire franchise.

Blogger Br'er Shaygetz February 13, 2021 3:20 PM  

Ah, yes...Rey slurping and pawing a female Wookie, Chewbacca's granddaughter and the last of their kind found to have miraculously survived by posing as a left handed albino nurf herder...

Blogger Angels1978 February 13, 2021 3:21 PM  

Technically it's not groundbreaking. One of the Hutts in the Expanded Universe changed from male to female to have an offspring. Ironically, Disney wiped that out.

Blogger van helsing February 13, 2021 3:23 PM  

more brave and stunning? is that even possible...

Blogger Noah B. February 13, 2021 3:26 PM  

Michelle Obama: trans-wookie.

Blogger Pencil Maestro February 13, 2021 3:44 PM  

That about sums it up.

Blogger Jpc February 13, 2021 3:48 PM  

WTF was that character about?
Focus groups want a zany character?
Fans didn't!

Blogger cecilhenry February 13, 2021 3:50 PM  

They took another institution and parasitized it and destroyed it for propaganda and civilization destroying purposes.

Its what they do.

“Anyone who tries to make a distinction between education and entertainment doesn't know the first thing about either.”

― Marshall McLuhan

Blogger Jpc February 13, 2021 3:58 PM  

Scanning through all the comments.
And the whole malicious sjw "rewoke" of characters sexual orientation and ethnicity.
When fans say "fuck it" I'm done with this nonsense.
And the revenue stream collapses.
Because the supposed woke audience isn't there despite all the noise same make on social media.
Will it make a difference?
Here's a revolutionary thought.
Ignore these things creeps for a month.
Will anyone notice.
Fuck them and their poisonous hollow lives.

Blogger Pseudotsuga February 13, 2021 4:03 PM  

So they're going for transspecies relationships, too?
A rebel pilot can have a relationship with a wookie, and they can raise their species-neutral child!

Blogger John Williams February 13, 2021 4:06 PM  

It was the Ewoks that did it for me. JarJar was just a mockery of the black stereotype. I was surprised he didn’t say “yassum masta” at some point.

Blogger Amethyst Dominica February 13, 2021 4:08 PM  

Br1cht is right. This isn't about making money. It's about molding and shaping the youth to accept sexual deviancy and critical race theory. Once they have their clutches in the young, they know they'll have complete control over media and politics and can then just write their own tickets. This was a process that was begun many years ago and has intensified since the 2010s. Parents who grew up with television/cable as a benign babysitter set their children in front of it, thinking it hadn't changed, that there was no need for vigilance, but they were unaware that cartoons and fantasy franchises had been taken over by ideologues who had begun pushing the poz full steam. Anyone who lets their children watch nu-media unattended in this day and age is as much of a child abuser as they'd be if they set them in front of a computer hooked up to a pedo forum.

Blogger The Pitchfork Rebel February 13, 2021 4:09 PM  

The original sci-fi trans:

Mr. Spock

a human alien hybrid who was deeply conflicted about his identity, constantly disclaiming his humanity and going overboard to prove he was Vulcan.

On second thought, I think Obama used him as a model to disclaim his matrilineal caucasian genes while going out of his way to prove his black genes.

That would have been a great question: Uh, mr. President are you a fan of Star Trek? Do you identify with Mr. Spock?

Blogger dds February 13, 2021 4:09 PM  

Soon Star Wars (and most other movies) will be infested with endless contrived SJW propaganda every 5 minutes of the film, the actual story and characters merely serving as filler to capture an audience to absorb the propaganda.

We've reached that point in almost everything on TV and most movies-- there's just a few classics left to destroy.

Every. Single. Time.

Blogger Matt February 13, 2021 4:21 PM  

I own the the bootlegs blu-rays of the original theatrical versions (Despecialied Editions).
I liked some of the games from the 90s (X-wing series, Dark Forces, etc).
And that's pretty much where it ends for me, the franchise has been pretty much a disaster since the early 2000s.

Oh well, the good news is that there are so many better things to choose from for entertainment and it's never been easier to find them.

Blogger Solon February 13, 2021 4:23 PM  

Well, thats just not true, is it? It was modelled after Eastern Martial Arts schools and Taoism. Theres nothing strange about dozens of young men being trained in meditation and discipline, in fact we should have more of that.

Just keep the pedos and gammas away.

Blogger [Redacted] February 13, 2021 4:27 PM  

@Dont Worry About Me
If you would like a good Star Wars replacement, I have been enjoying Legend of the Galactic Heroes. It is an 100+ anime Space Opera that focuses on the political dynamics between crumbling republics, stagnant autocracies, and the machinations of the merchant class.

Blogger RDM February 13, 2021 4:28 PM  

Its times like this that you suddenly realize that the Sith and the Empire were probably the good guys! Ha.

Blogger Ransom Smith February 13, 2021 4:33 PM  

It's about molding and shaping the youth to accept sexual deviancy and critical race theory.
Which is exactly what's happening to the second half of GenZ as we speak. GenZ group 1 said racial slurs in Halo and Call of Duty waiting lobies.
GenZ group 2 has pronouns in their social media bio and getting groomed in discord servers.

Blogger Azimus February 13, 2021 4:34 PM  

I thought per canon, Jedi were supposed to be celibate? That's why Anakin's fling was such a big deal…?

These SJW's just ruins stuff just to make us squirm. They don't give two figs for the mentally ill they make a mockery of by doing this.

Blogger Ransom Smith February 13, 2021 4:38 PM  

Nice to see the way they admit (((Oscar Isaac))) is a person if color and not really white.
Dude, "Early Life" is your friend.
Oscar Isaac, is Oscar Isaac Hernandez Estrada.
Sure he's clearly Castizo and mostly white, but definitely not a jew.

Blogger Cloudbuster February 13, 2021 5:26 PM  

dds wrote:Soon Star Wars (and most other movies) will be infested with endless contrived SJW propaganda every 5 minutes of the film


Soon? The latest films are already there.

Blogger John Cunningham February 13, 2021 5:28 PM  

The Soo video Hardware Wars remains hilarious. Characters include Ham Salad, Dork Skywalker, and robot 4Q2.

Blogger Dark Herald February 13, 2021 5:29 PM  

For instance, the same-sex kiss between two women in TROS was hyped up before release, but easy to miss in the actual film.

It was super easy to miss if you were one of the 12 people who saw it in China.

Disney removed from the movie.

Blogger sammibandit February 13, 2021 5:50 PM  

It must be weird to see your fandom turn into something pozzed. Over the last few days with posts about Buffy I realized I don't know what it's like to watch something not pozzed as it airs. Buffy started out pozzed, Star Wars did not. (The Dark Herald was so on the money about the writing on Buffy, especially about the Willow conversion).

It's strange to have reached such an age that I can barely even remember caring about Star Wars anymore. I mean, I know I did, I just don't remember how it felt. Now my interest is entirely sadistic and revolves primarily around how they are going to further murder the value of the historical IP.

Can't say I blame you. You are the Supreme Dark Lord, after all.

Blogger Avalanche February 13, 2021 5:56 PM  

@30 "IF they keep this up, the SDL might be able to have a crowd-sourced buy-out of the entire franchise.

Why on Earth -- or Tattoeine (sp?) -- would Vox want BUY that mess... Unless it was to give it a compassionate and permanent burial? The Dark Lord IS known for his compassion, when merited. But is it merited?

Blogger Stg58/Animal Mother February 13, 2021 6:04 PM  

He was playing himself, too. Super smooth galactic pimp/hustler.

Another black stereotype

Blogger Cinco February 13, 2021 6:04 PM  

Trans Jedi? I thought Ewen McGregor already played that roll.

Blogger Shane Bradman February 13, 2021 6:20 PM  

When I was a child I liked Star Wars, but now I can only write it off as some moronic movie for kids that I liked because I was young, and now that I know better, I'm not fussed about it whatsoever. Were Star Wars fans always childish in their love for the franchise? Or does it only seem that way now because of how juvenile and pathetic it has become.

Blogger Damelon Brinn February 13, 2021 6:26 PM  

I remember getting in trouble for drawing X-wings and TIE fighters on my desk in school, and I'm pretty sure I went as Luke for Halloween one year (I already had the hair, so it just took a robe and a flashlight). So I must have been a fan, but I don't remember really caring either. By the time Lucas made the prequels, it had turned into a merchandising empire that resembled the original series in name only, and it only got worse from there.

Blogger Damelon Brinn February 13, 2021 6:28 PM  

I wonder if the CCP will let them go full pervert like they want to. Maybe they'll insert the perversion for the Western market in scenes that can be easily removed for China.

Blogger SciVo February 13, 2021 6:31 PM  

Han Solo: "Garbage chute. Really wonderful idea. What an incredible smell you've discovered!"

This was supposed to be sarcastic, not celebratory.

Blogger White Knight Leo #0368 February 13, 2021 6:32 PM  

What I find funniest about all of this is that a competent writer could have made the general public like the new films. There was some potential for all of the characters in TFA. But rather than put in the work to make the diverse characters good, they just banked on the diversity selling things. And sure - TFA made money. But TLJ made less money, and TROS made $700 million less than TLJ. And the profitability of Star Wars - the most profitable IP in history - has been permanently damaged.

They could have said "how about we have a really great series of movies with a Hispanic, black, and female lead characters" and not only made money but successfully displaced the white men they were trying to displace. But instead, they proved how unrelated diversity is to quality.

Blogger God Emperor Memes February 13, 2021 6:35 PM  

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Blogger A.D. February 13, 2021 6:39 PM  

Everyone at Disney, all of the MSM, and every single sitting politician, governors included, needs to collapse and be buried, and THEN maybe we can begin to fix this purposely-corrupted, upside-down country.

Blogger Snidely Whiplash February 13, 2021 6:42 PM  

Dear "Unknown",
two things:
1) Get a screen name. I have addressed you directly twice telling you where and how. Your refusal to do it makes me think you are either retarded or mentally ill.
2) Stop spamming your low-rent blog. VP does not exist to help you reach your target audience.

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Blogger Yukichi Sensei February 13, 2021 7:29 PM  

Anyone who does not prescreen all their kids watch, hates them and their own folk.

Blogger DeadMeat February 13, 2021 7:31 PM  

Snidely Whiplash wrote:Dear "Unknown",

two things:

1) Get a screen name. I have addressed you directly twice telling you where and how. Your refusal to do it makes me think you are either retarded or mentally ill.

2) Stop spamming your low-rent blog. VP does not exist to help you reach your target audience.


Ouch. Heh.

Blogger yohee February 13, 2021 8:04 PM  

@40 You're spot on with the Ewoks, In retrospect, TROTJ marks the beginning of the decline of the franchise for me.
A good pulp writer would of had Wookies instead of Ewoks, could of been awesome. Instead, we get images of children (Ewoks) dying.

Blogger urthshu February 13, 2021 8:23 PM  

Trans-Jedi will be just some background figure with a name in the credits. Ought to be over the top, like Tim Curry's Frank N. Furter. I might even watch that

Blogger papabear February 13, 2021 8:38 PM  

"Theres nothing strange about dozens of young men being trained in meditation and discipline..."

Nope, our young men don't need Eastern meditation, they need true Christianity.

Blogger eclecticme February 13, 2021 9:02 PM  

I am not boycotting Disney or Hollywood. I just cannot stand movies from the recent decades so there is nothing to see even for free. The last good movie I saw was Norman, with Richard Gere. Run Hide Fight was OK on streaming. I went to see some superhero animated movie with my adult son for his birthday. Avengers? Every minute was terrible.

Blogger One Deplorable DT February 13, 2021 9:19 PM  

...introducing a "trans Jedi:"

Am I the only one who read this and pictured a fat gamma swinging a plastic sword and passing laws that people must call him "Jedi" and say he can move things with his mind when he can't even move them with his arms?

Blogger Gen. Kong February 13, 2021 9:26 PM  

John Williams wrote:

It was the Ewoks that did it for me. JarJar was just a mockery of the black stereotype. I was surprised he didn’t say “yassum masta” at some point.

Yes, the 'Liberation of Planet Teddy-Bear' was quite ridiculous. JarJar was so stupid he could serve as a stand-in for Rep. Hank Johnson (of Guam capsizing fame) - yet another congressman they should stop holding "elections" for. The slide started a long time ago.

The scores your namesake wrote for them were better than they deserved.

Blogger Canadian Warlord February 13, 2021 9:27 PM  

Re-watching the old original movie as an adult, I found myself anticipating the endearing 'robot sounds' of R2D2 and C3PO during their fun adventures as a comedic odd couple duo. Now it reminds me of an earlier movie, "Silent Running." There were a number of other rip-offs of the idea such as "Black Hole" by disney and something else I can't recall that was on cereal boxes in the early 80s. The original trilogy worked because:
1) George Lucas spent thousands of hours watching soldiers die in gun camera footage from bombers' gun turrets. He knew what relative speeds of objects shooting at each other looked pleasing to the eye. The "making of" features show they used pickup trucks and other techniques to get correct relative speeds out of their models.
2) Ripping off the right robot stuff from "Silent Running." I suspect "Mystery Science Theater 3000" rips off the same thing in a very different way.
3) Taking the right bits from old serials like "Flash Gordon." Space wizards, mumbo jumbo, brought to audiences by the smooth Alec Guiness. 'Star Wars' is not science fiction, it's fantasy or western more than anything. Old-school hollyweird Irv Kirshner realized this, which is why part 2 is the most beloved.
4) Editing and removing the bad ideas Lucas brought in.

Now, fast forward 2 decades, and the same factors look like:
1) CGI allowing them to do whatever they want, which doesn't look as good to the human eye as emulating real battle footage.
2) No cute robots, or too far removed from source. Copy of a copy kind of thing.
3) All the space wizardry is ruined by one word - "mitochlorians." It's not science fiction, and should not be explained at all. Leave everything vague. There's a general technology level across the galaxy, blasters, hyperspace, big ships and little ships. Imagine space wizards explaining space wizardry!
4) Lucas unchained. See "Red Tails" for more of this from the same era.

Lucas got 4 billion dollars for basically nothing but loyal fans, whom the culture controllers can bend to their sick wills. He had proven he can sell plain fucking garbage and the peeps eat it up anyway. Now that's a business model!

The wokeness of Star Wars can't ruin anything, there was nothing left to ruin. George Lucas already fucked up the third movie with Ewoks defeating the Empire, how can they be taken seriously as a threat after that? The Ewok spinoff movies were better than anything since, because they kept the "reading level" at childrens' and they used space wizardry (part one) and barely explained technology (part two) to defeat enemies. That's how you effectively use Ewoks, and Star Wars mythos - vague and for a young audience. Don't add in child murder, rape, and jar jar binks like the prequels did - that is not a mix that can work.

Blogger Newscaper312 February 13, 2021 10:54 PM  

@50 Ransom Smith
He talks about how Isaac is a tribute to his fathers Jewish roots. Perhaps I overstated.

Blogger papabear February 13, 2021 11:20 PM  

@73 Run Hide Fight is fake conservative entertainment put out by fake conservative Daily Wire.

Blogger SacrificialLamb February 13, 2021 11:30 PM  

"Trans Jedi" sounds like a joke. If the LucasFilm SJWs' goal is to destroy the IP they control, they're certainly doing it.

Meanwhile, there are still many other sources of non-Satanically inverted entertainment of there. If these people want to make themselves into a cultural joke, why should we stop them?

Anonymous Anonymous February 13, 2021 11:40 PM  

I keep my tastes to a very narrow field these days. Pop culture is dead to me. I read a lot of books and haven't been to movie in a long, long time. I think two years.

All this other stuff, that I used to enjoy, it is just passing me by. I don't care about them anymore.

Blogger Bearbrained Schemer February 13, 2021 11:57 PM  

Don't worry. There's a greater than 40% chance they don't make it through the movie.

Blogger Reader February 14, 2021 12:57 AM  

Whatever movies they make, however perverted, inverted, and degenerate, the public must INSIST that every actor wear a mask at all times. It would be extremely irresponsible and dangerous for Hollywood to send the message that not wearing a mask is acceptable - at any time, for any reason, not even in make-believe world.

Blogger Macs February 14, 2021 1:47 AM  

I would love to see that, actually. They keep rebooting and rehashing the same old plot elements, characters, and settings, but they change the tone and theme relentlessly. Why not go a step further and change the genre too? Space Balls was the best movie in the Star Wars Universe and it was a parody. They should try out surrealist body horror just for fun.

Blogger Bernard Korzeniewicz February 14, 2021 2:52 AM  

… it was deeply enlightening, when, after "The Phantom Menace" I understood that Jedi was KGB of their USSR called "the Republic". Yes, Rebel=ISIS.

Blogger Sweet One February 14, 2021 3:49 AM  

When I was a child I liked Star Wars, but now I can only write it off as some moronic movie for kids that I liked because I was young, and now that I know better, I'm not fussed about it whatsoever. Were Star Wars fans always childish in their love for the franchise? Or does it only seem that way now
because of how juvenile and pathetic it has become.

Childish or otherwise, it was still heroic adventure for adventure's sake, not propaganda like it is now.

Blogger RMH in StL February 14, 2021 4:16 AM  

The producers decided to practically hide John Boyega on the Chinese posters and in theatrical trailers that played in Chinese theaters. It makes one wonder how prominent this character will be in the West as compared to the East.

Blogger Troushers February 14, 2021 4:52 AM  

They can have a plot whereby the Sith secretly administer drugs developed to combat schizophrenia to the Force Tranny, which completely cures them of their transexualism. I would watch that.

Blogger Teleport me off this rock February 14, 2021 5:45 AM  

ILM is what made the franchise. Lucas, like most successful people in entertainment, keeps making the same thing over and over again. Star Wars is really just American Graffiti in Space!

Blogger MarkyMark February 14, 2021 7:37 AM  

I used to DIG Star Wars! I was a huge fan after the first, i.e. original, trilogy. I stopped being a fan after "The Phantom Menace" came out. If the film hadn't had that androgynous, CGI character Jar Jar Binks, it might have been all right; but with that character, it was totally lame. WTF did that character add to the film? "Phantom Menace" made the bad, Japanese sci-fi films look good! I lost interest in Star Wars after that...

Blogger megapotamus February 14, 2021 9:28 AM  

You could IDENTIFY as Sith or Jedi opportunistically. Sith in the Jedi bathrooms. With the younglings. Nah, they'd never do that.

Blogger Jake Alden February 14, 2021 10:22 AM  

Yes, acquitted, but in the end it really doesn't matter. In the end, Trump was destroyed and disposed of by the Deep State and no outsider will ever be allowed to run for president again. If that person does run, and wins, they will fix another election.

Blogger Newscaper312 February 14, 2021 10:53 AM  

The third XMen movie, w the older cast, already had the anti-mutation drug, which actually worked, as a proxy for an effective gay cure. Of course it was evil in the movie. It inadvertently highlighted the potential issues: It's not my fault, I'm not bad, I was born this way, I had no choice. Ok, now you do have a choice? Now what?

Blogger MrNiceguy February 14, 2021 2:48 PM  

I had heard about the kiss beforehand, but what surprised me was that they picked the most obvious female to make gay. Every time she had a scene, I thought, "No way she's straight, but Hollywood won't play into the obvious stereotype."

Blogger MrNiceguy February 14, 2021 2:54 PM  

Well played, good sir. Well played.

Blogger SCBen February 14, 2021 3:23 PM  

One of my favorite comic sources was the porn room at the video store! They had a knack of taking one word or just one letter from the original movie and making a hilarious porn title! City Slickers became City LICKERS! They already did the oorn movie "Star Whores" so I guess the libers will need to get permission to use that "title" for the soon to be edition!

Anonymous Anonymous February 15, 2021 5:33 PM  

I wonder what George Lucas thinks of all this, though. Is he all for it? Or is he steaming in utter silence? I remember that he called Disney 'white slavers', but did he utter any regret for selling his creation to the Devil Mouse?

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